#Dating range

[achillesuwu]

Modern arthur / post return arthur on Internet :

#merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #bbc merlin #It's not his fault if he can't put +1500 years old in his #Dating range #Arthur doesn't want a dilf or a Gilf he wants an Ailf

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie, 1 year into knowing Vaggie: "This is my new best friend Vaggie! As you can see she is beautiful and funny and maybe a little preoccupied with thoughts of stabbing people BUT when she smiles all of hell melts away and when she hugs you YOU feel like YOU'RE melting, in a good way! Anyway she went from sleeping in a corner of the room to sharing a bed with me bc she has nightmares and I'm very good at making her feel better afterwards." (proud) "Also I'm touch starved as fuck after all these years alone and she's totally cool with that." (thirsty)

Charlie, 2 years into knowing Vaggie: "Yes we slow dance together sometimes. Yes she's literally the prettiest thing in all creation. No I don't know what I'd do without her anymore. Yes we can shop for all of each other's hygiene products without having to ask what to get first. Yes we are best friends. Yes I'm starting to think I might be bi but that's a completely separate topic from-"

Charlie, 3 years into knowing Vaggie: "We have a problem. Neither of us is sure when we started dating. We have NO idea when our anniversary is."

Vaggie: "We could just use the day we met. Like, all kissing aside, I think that's kinda when my life changed for the better anyway."

Charlie: "And this is why I'm dating you~" (smooches her)

Charlie: ".... i think it's why, anyway. I honestly don't even know if I was the one who asked you out."

Vaggie: "You bandaged my eye socket, babe. That's close enough."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #silly headcanons #friends to lovers without realizing it au #Lucifer: So!!! How long have you two lover birds been together? #Charlie: Three years #Vaggie: Or six months #Charlie: Or both?? #Vaggie: it depends #Charlie: We haven't decided yet but it's somewhere in that range! #Vaggie: probably #Lucifer: ???? Oh wowzer! dating sure is different than i remember it!

[ewwww-what]

an archdevil and a presidential candidate sneak into a gay bar

flatcolor + closeups below :)

#they love each other so much you guys don’t understand #they’ve lived together for years. they have seen each other at their worst. #THEY HAVE CHOSEN EACH OTHEROVER EVERYTHING SO MANY TIMES #ITS ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP #ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE #ITS ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER #my brother just brought me fettuccine alfredo #which is an important addon to this post #(it’s all about taking care of each other) #BY THE WAY #I understand the ‘they are sisters’ response to lots of my bad girls posts but I need to make it so clear that it’s more than that #not to be that guy because I do get it but I’m in a constant state of twisting myself around my art to avoid some things #and something I get a bunch is people seeing things as either ‘they’re siblings’ or ‘they’re dating’ when neither was my intention #because what I’m trying to get across here isn’t romantic and it’s not really sisterly either. love is such a wide range beyond that #+ and I want those types of love to also be understood within my art y’know #all that to say that it’s not that deep and they love each other very very much any way you slice it #d20 #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 fanart #fantasy high #fhjy #kristen applebees #fig faeth #fig fantasy high #kristen fantasy high #kristen chilis applebees #fantasy high fanart #undescribed #my art

[maxknightley]

extremely funny to me that “drinkwater” and “drinkwine” are both real-ass surnames. some time between 700 and 1800 CE, someone’s ancestor was such a Thirsty Boy that people started clowning on their whole entire family for it

#deliberately broad date range because i don't feel like looking up when surnames were adopted in various european countries.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Women like tough guys with big bulging muscles and lots of money and a cool car”

Once upon a time I was a drunken layabout with no prospects and no car and this one time on a date I started gushing about the Great Barrier Reef and the vast variety of beautiful life that lives there, and as I got progressively more drunk I started getting into ocean acidification and coral bleaching and then proceeded to weep openly in front of her over the death of beauty and she proceeded to let me hit it for 3 years so

Maaaybe passion, compassion, and love are the things that Women actually find attractive.

I dunno. Food for thought.

#troglodyte thoughts #free range sustainable shitpost #women #men #dating #what a witty and sarcastic remark bro #now say something beautiful and true

[dear-ao3]

look i generally think that astrology is silly and not real but the fact that people born around november 9-20 are scorpios because their parents likely fucked on valentine’s day makes so much perfect sense to me

#like think about people you know born in that date range and tell me that’s not the most in character thing you’ve ever heard #not a tag #from saph

[sergle]

my twitter drafts are fucking crazy. ma'am do you like. need something.

#the full range of human emotion. the FULL range #I'll repeat myself here I do in FACT. need to go missing #i made myself laugh reading those. hm. huh #i was really onto something with eat the documents. #but yeah i do need to be put into a home. i think. #not that i'm not Correct in all of these unborn tweets. #sergle.txt #I wish I had timestamps and dates on this. I could use it to track the last time I ovulated

[chrzannekk]

max/sasha/pikeman has taken over my brain they are so fucking stupid just rewatched follow the leader simply bc i loved sasha in that episode but it made me realise that their dynamic is so good the top of the food chain x military liking wierdo x social outcast dynamic is everything to me rn, ill probably come up with some hcs soon which i WILL BE POSTING

#god i love them so #theyre a little mean to eachother but in a loving way #not pikeman though hes a little angel that's also into military things #pikeman would take them out on a date at the gun range #sasha would go shopping and force pikeman to hold the bags #''im the strongest i can hold these bags!'' pikeman dropped them. #max just likes talking and hanging out with them #they bring a different kind of chaos that nikki and neil don't have #camp camp #cc max #cc sasha #cc pikeman #max camp camp #sasha camp camp #pikeman camp camp #cc masha #cc pikemax #what is their like...poly shipname?

[blizzardsuplex]

"I ain't gay but [...]" from some random Roddy Periscope that someone clipped (which I then clipped)

[I wonder how much's been lost to time thanks to apps like Periscope shutting down and its archives just disappearing down the memory hole...probably why I wanted to post this here. In less depressing talk, it's funny to see that he's pretty jazzed about this.]

Video transcript:

RS: [still chewing] I got free food for this, so... [a message from @BalorRises rises to the top that reads "Roddy I ain't gay but I'd fuck the shit out of you"] RS: Oh, shit. Thank you, dude! [to someone off-screen] This guy goes "I'm not gay, but I'd fuck the shit out of you". [grins and laughs]

#roderick strong #yeah literally I can't tag anything else I guess LMAO #the things you find searching YT with date ranges...

[hylianane]

How do you think the people who have been, since 2005, desperately digging for scraps of chemistry between Robin and any conventionally attractive, young, and marginally emo boy in the series like Law and Zoro so they can ship them together, feel knowing that in the year of our lord 2024 she has canonically only ever expressed DIRECT and EXPLICIT romantic interest in one man and that man is him

#theyve been blinding themselves to the fact that Robin only likes big blue beautiful men who are Actually in her age range since Enies Lobby #Like yes theres plenty of older (not ‘old’ shes 30) women who would prefer to date younger but Robin very clearly isn’t one of them #…made obvious by the fact that the she said she finds Jinbei irresistibly handsome and constantly compliments his maturity #As she should!!! #one piece #robin x jinbe #nico robin #first son of the sea jinbe #jinbe #my post

[ravenousgf]

saying "get help" is so condescending (unless its funny. and even then it could be funny because of that not despite it and now im getting caught up in technicalities) but really truly actually taylor swift needs some help from someone who doesn't like her recent music. and doesn't think all her decisions are great. the problem is she dismisses all crit by fans (fair enough, We Don't Know You) and loses respect for anyone bigger if they have anything not as peachy to say about her as the cultural zeitgeist does. sad! at least we'll always have love story 2008

#ts #breaking news! putting out a bad album about how you want to kill yourself isnt enough to incite like. actual feeling #fake rawness isnt a substitute for attention to detail and variety. #i KNOW she knows to make a sonically cohesive album AND a sonically diverse album shes done that well multiple times #like. red's no blue but it's still a pretty solid range of songs that sound quite different from each other production wise #and folklore the sonically cohesive album is her best work to date. so girl whats all this #save me from anton jacking of....

[halsee-arc]

BARBIE. (2001 - 2007.)

#* #this was a very random project but i’m in love with how it turned out so i’m posting it. 😤 #also if anyone is confused about the dates thingy it’s just the years these specific movies were released! #or range of years rather. #barbie #barbie movies #barbieedit #animationedit #filmedit #filmgifs #fyeahmovies #chewieblog #rainbowgifs #animationsdaily #dailyanimatedgifs #userbbelcher #cinemapix #cinematv

[tachvintlogic]

Dan Phantom's age, the possibilities

His age is Danny's: 14 to 16 + 10 years in future = 24 to 26

His age is Vlad's: 40's + 10 years in future = 50's

His age is an average: ((15±1)+(45±5))/2 + 10 years in future = 40±3

It's Danny's ghost half's age: 0 to 2 + 10 years in future = 10 to 12

It's Vlad's ghost half's age: 20's + 10 years in future = 30's

The ghost half average: ((1±1)+(25±5))/2 + 10 years in future = 23±3

His human half's biological age (AGIT): 14 to 16

Human half's time spent existing (AGIT): 0 We're not considering this

Possibilities where Dan is considered a minor: 2/7

Minimum age you can date without people thinking it's weird: x/2 + 7

Maximum age you can date without people thinking it's weird: (x-7)*2

Dan's maximum possible age: 59

Dan's minimum possible age: 10

Years until the age range Dan can date assuming his minimum possible age overlaps with the age range Dan can date assuming his maximum possible age: 20.333 years

Age his date is allowed to be when the age ranges of his minimum and maximum possible ages overlap: 46.667 years old

#danny phantom #dan phantom #agit #agit spoilers #a glitch in time #a glitch in time spoilers #if you instead decide that Dan must be 14 at minimum then the dating age range overlap happens after 15 years #and after 15 years he can date 44 year olds without it being werid at any of his possible ages

[asteroidtroglodyte]

How to pull bitches

Solve her riddles three

Entrance her with your ritual dance

Present her with a wheel of cheese

Fill a leather bound journal full of illustrations of flowers and plants while traipsing about the Galapagos

Compliment her ghoulish ways

Destroy her enemies; salt their fields, relish the lamentations of their women as you drive the men before you to the slaughter, feast upon their bones

A nice bouquet of flowers (not orchids)

Upset the natural order with unholy abominations of hubris and science

Small gifts, such as a necklace, selected according to hobbies and interests

Have a huge cock

Restore the rightful King to the throne

Baked salmon and asparagus on a bed of saffron rice

Make her laugh

#humor #dating #advice? #troglodyte thoughts #free range sustainable shitpost

[hamartia-grander]

Girl help I keep replaying the section with Luis before the minecarts and not actually progressing in the game bc I don't wanna lose him

#I keep going back to the shooting range. Just spending literal hours in there pretending they're on a little fair date. Nothing bad happens #serennedy #Luis Serra #resident evil 4 remake #resident evil 4 #re4 remake #re4 #re4r #leon kennedy #ashley graham #resident evil #resident evil memes

[unawakening-float07]

busy weekend

#me #selfie #i was suppose to go a shooting range today with this DILF i tried dating #but i’m so sunburnt from swimming and drinking for like 8 hours straight yesterday