#Distrctions

[n7punk]

Pairings: Adora/Catra (Catradora). Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018).

Rating: T. Chapters: 1/1 (One shot). Words: 6k.

Summary: Catra has a stressful day when things go wrong at the Fright Zone revitalization project, and instead of finding comfort when she comes home, she finds her girlfriend floppy. She panics until she finds out that a First Ones infection didn’t cause it this time – then her stomach just twists in knots instead. (Or, Shadow Weaver drank wine, and the consequences that has)

#catradora #catra #adora #she ra #writing tag #remember when i said i got distracted #here's the distrction #i literally dont remember what suddenly made me pick back up this idea I'd forgotten about #but it's finally happened now lol #i cant add cws to this because the system tries to autoflag it under a community lable #but community labels dont work since it was made with the old post edittor (so i could edit the header) #so its just in limbo

[mushe-room]

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#there it goes #im terrified #someone please help #distrCtions please

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 20

welcome to the twentieth fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics. 

1. for we are the beautiful thieves by @caimani-ao3

Keith and Lance go undercover (sort of) at General Iverson's gala to steal back an Altean artifact the general stole while treasure-hunting. Keith's job? Sneaking away in the middle of the party to find the artifact. Lance's job? Looking pretty in a dress.

love love LOVE adventure fics this shit ROCKS. voltron?? thief archeologists whose main goal is to steal artefacts from rich asshole collectors and return them to where they came from?? iconique!! klance playing the pretty distrction?? iconique moreso!! 

2. ring my bell by @dumdum692 [EXPLICIT]

And granted, Keith has always been a sore spot for him in this way; Lance has always felt at odds with his domesticated temperament, and Keith holds absolutely none of that. Keith doesn't give two whopping shits about getting pimples, or if Stacy in English class thinks he has bad breath. Keith isn't standing zombie-eyed in the purple lights of a party, plotting woe-is-me narratives of his own melancholia and loneliness, gazing detachedly into a red Solo cup full of jungle juice - he just is, and that's always made Lance, in equal parts, devastatingly embarrassed and devastatingly horny.

Sadly, this scale weights significantly more towards the horny end as of late, because Keith is developing quite a few, very distinctly Galra characteristics, and it's driving Lance absolutely buck fucking nuts.

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Keith goes through puberty. Devastation ensues.

this fic is a proud truther of two important things: a) lance’s type is literally anyone who can kick his ass and look good doing it, and b) lance has a big vocabulary entirely so he can be as melodramatic as possible whenever he so pleases. and i for one am thankful for its service.

3. Cross My Path by @wittyy-name [EXPLICIT]

Lance owns a witch themed cat cafe that rescues black cats. Each one has a unique collar and color coded name to help tell them apart. He's not supposed to play favorites, but he's already adopted his favorite, Red, as his own. Cold and distant to everyone, Red is extremely affectionate to Lance. Needy. Clingy. Protective. But Lance doesn't mind. He makes Lance's home a little less lonely. He's a little weird, but aren't all cats? He loves his baby boy, and he's eternally grateful for the day that little black fluff ball crossed his path.

Lance doesn't think twice about Red's odd quirks. That is, until he wakes up with a naked stranger in his bed.

And hey! Turns out Red is actually a witch named Keith who's been cursed to be a cat for twenty years. A really hot witch who's still very affectionate towards Lance.

any fic that’s tagged with catboy keith is a winner in my book tbh. and this fic is AMAZING the entire concept is unbelievably cool and the storyline is adorable!! also healthy relationship boundaries and expectations for the win!! plus rough sex also!!

4. know by petalloso

Keith couldn’t feel his legs. Upon further realization, he couldn’t feel his arms either, or his hands. He could, however, feel Lance’s hands, and they were all over him, running up and down his chest in inspection, tilting his chin this way and that, pulling him up from the floor where he figured he’d landed probably because his knees had just given out on him.

“Stupid,” he heard Lance say. “You blew out your legs.”

those 2016 fics man!! they never miss they just dont!! insane to me that this author apologises for being ooc as if their portrayal of keith is not the most in character portrayal possibly ever lol. AND this fic has oldest child lance my beloved

5. stud by petalloso

“Ow.”

Keith stops in his tracks, listening. The voice comes again, louder and more elongated this time, muffled behind the door.

“Ouch,” it says, and then, “shit shit shit.”

lance IS the type of impulsive dumbass to pierce is own ears, and i thank this writer greatly for pointing that out. this fic is cute and sweet and silly which are my three for three basically

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!  

#can u believe that we have now made it to 100 fics recced!! and 20 weeks of fic rec friday!! #whooo!!! #vld #voltron #lance #lance mcclain #keith #keith kogane #klance #established klance #pre klance #flirting #bad flirting #bamf keith #bamf lance #bamf klance #modern au #fic rec #fic rec friday

[millepied-legacy]

~ MY WIFE ~ 2 /2

Gen 2 beginning / previously / next [TRANSCRIPT] under the cut.

You can translate the dialog if you want!

— Coffee on a really hot day? — It's calming me... — And this secluded and beautiful place doesn't accomplish that? — Not exactly, you know I'm constantly worried about the press. — I just know that they're capable of following us here. — Is there anything I can do about it? — I'm afraid not. — Not even as a distrction? — For me or for the camera? — For my beautiful wife of course. Dressed in white looking like an angel. — Oh say it again... — My beautiful wife. — Mmm that sounds nice. — It feels great to say it. — And now that I think about it, it is kinda hot out here. — Yes... — And you're all sweaty. — I am... — Why don't we go inside? — Let's. Please.

#ts4 #ts4mm #ts4 legacy #the sims 4 #sims 4 #simblr #sims story #ea #maxis match #millepied legacy #gen 2 #Noah Wesley #Isabella Pfeiffer

[dwter]

IM PORORVAVBLY GOING TO CLOSE TUMBLR WHEN IT STARTS I WANT NO DISTRCTIONS 

[bangladesh103]

#Book #kindle #Kindle_Book #amazon #amazon_Book #Author #Best_Author #Avoiding #Distrctions #achieving #Success #Dr_Binay_Kumar_Singh

[ebonytails]

Tbh chrisms ws crazy n idk when we’re gnna draw big stff proprly again so hav a WIP of our ponysona

#mlp #mlp oc #ponysona #WIP #ebonytailsart #im nt gnna get in2 the chrisms fmly reunion hell here bc its uwunks hurghdghd #ANYWY were stck on wht 2 do w the tail 4 som rsn?? #o yea the othr suggstd name ws Blueberry Lemonade b it ws prtty long #also sal drew thise b i lined it bc uhhh famly reunion ws a distrction n he had 2 stop #we’re tryin 2 RUSH this ref a lil tho bc we wnna ask Hierozaki/Paperdrop (on twittr) 2 drw 1 of these oc’s b we dnt even hav an offcl #ponysona yet so ofhksbdosbdj mentow illness #hello followers im kris i tlk like this n i am so so sorry u hav 2 try n read hw i type JDKJD #I kinda ovrshre a lot hrmrm #from kris #ys i alrdy postd art..... were knd of on consrvng enrgy mode n idk if i cn drw aftr tht #it rlly scks bc its chrstms break b were spendin it bein trmtzd oops

[snapjock]

tomorrows gonna be awful so yeah im fine just trying to distract

#🤷‍♀️ but yeah its technically going as good as it can im jsjt having fun LMAOOO #i need every single distrCtion i can get bc i was not doing well not long ago at all and if i crash again its ugly and i will absolutely #have trk be hospitalized #so im precariously okay that wasnt a real argument JDKGKGKGG we were joking dw #not sorry for it tho bc im right #707.txt

[mushe-room]

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#I need distrCtion #please #i dont wanna stay with my mom #Please

[mammonlovesmoney]

please send me chuuya headcanons

anything will do

#been having a better day than yestday #i remembered to eat today !! #but i would like a distrction #come yell at me about bsd in general #but especially chuuya

[straykats]

cool ok not to sound dramatic and attention seekjng bt if anyoen wants to send me smth comforting or like idk qnything i would really appreciate it so much and sorry in advance if i dont reply to it i just really need smth right now sorry

#kats personal #i feel like a rock in a stream #everytjings moving #jm corroding #idk why i cant move myself #im so aware that im spiralling #but idk what to do because im so aware everhhting is just a distrction at this pojnt

[lvcygraybaird]

nothing fucks with my baby is a BDE title of a song

#hozier #nfwmb #I'm at work and its loud and theres distrctions soo i cant rlly listento the whoe tjing #I'm doing1 song at a time onbreaks

[lucksunkpunk]

i might be ruining my relationship

BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER

#dumb #vent #i be having paniced attack bois #pls send me asks i need a distrction

[whereimfeminine]

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#im thinking about like #actually coming back to this blog #instead of just for the ocassional shitposts lkdsjflds #but if i do #im gonna be like less active and try to make my dash #less hectic #so if i unfollow anyone in the next few days #its just for that #i need less going on in my dash during finals #as less distrction skdlfjsdk

[onlyfroaskingcmcqusetions1]

People of Tumblr help

 helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp I need help. I was walking aroun ,and passed by my dad watchign teh begingin of Blackish today,they had a warning before the episode or some kind of message, anyoen know waht it as? I know it wasnt jsut viewr distrction advised cuase a blackish isnt to  adult nd b i had something to do with teh shootings im guessing idk either way help. not knowing the messa eis eating a tme

[ivyandink]

alright yall.

i have the rest of the scenes at the resort all planned out. about half of them are already written.

im gonna go download a billion poses, grab my coffee, put on some music, and go in game! lol. im also cramping and want to die, so, hopefully taking screenshots is a nice distrction~

wish me luck!

#nonsims