#FUCKING.

[sunnibits]

god I’m not gonna lie I’m not even trying to be normal about that old man anymore

#having a really normal one folks (lie) #god fuck I can’t. I #fucking. #gfcbhkkmbg #tv static in my head currently #microwave noises #certain pictures #jesus fuck

[emile-hides]

The year is 2024, 8 years post release, and Pokemon Go not only finally gives trainers the ability to have more than just the default hair style and one of four eye and skin colors, but decided while they were there to completely blast every other Pokemon Game in the world out of existence by removing Gender entirely and giving the player customizable body types complete with separate sliders for Weight, Muscle, Shoulders, Chest, and Waist

#Pokemon #Pokemon Go #Me dressing up my fat little character in Pokemon Go; You are the enby king I will be some day #In him little shorts that were gender locked yesterday and his cute shoes #Pokemon Go just SKYROCKETED in quality to me oh my GOD #No more Fit basic Boy/Girl character #Do whatever you want forever my god it's time to be a fat little guy <3 #Pokemon Scarlet could NEVER. #God please PLEASE let this be a test for expanding the character customization in the main games #PLEASE #This is actually the greatest thing they've ever done in this game and I am not kidding #Fucking. #Eight years later they're like #'Huh. Do not all girls have ponytails? We should do something about that.'

[cosmoboba]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP SPLATOWEEN IDOLS JUST DROPPED HOT SERVED WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Deep Cut #Splatoween 2023 #Squid Sisters #Splatoon 3 #RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD #OMG #SHIVER'S MAKEUP??? IS THAT A SPIDERLILY ON HER HEAD? #AND FRYE'S JEWELS!!! AND THE SHELL/SKELETON ON HER HEAD YOOO!!! #BIG MAN STILL LOOKS SOOOO CUTE EVEN IF HE'S TRYNA BE SCARY LIKE I'D HUG HIM . #AND THE SQUID SISTERS!!!!! #THEY LOOK SO CUTE MATCHING COLORS AND MAKEUP!!! #FUCK YEAH!!!! SPLATOWEEN GOATED THIS YEAR FR FR #IF THEY'RE AMAZING NOW I BET THEY'D LOOK SO GOOD DURING FROSTYFEST!!! #OR SPRINGFEST!!!!! #LET'S. #FUCKING. #GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[grvyrd-drms]

i am a new changed person (just got back from the front bottoms concert)

#it was. #fucking. #amazing. #i literally cant even say anything else about it #it was a dream #people crowdsurf at their shows???? #i didnt know that #but it was absolutely incredible #i love them #brian sella #mathew uyuchich #the front bottoms tour #the front bottoms #you are who you hang out with #midwest #emo #midwest emo #talon of the hawk #twin sized mattress

[capitalisticveins]

Say what you want abt Huxley being a himbo but FL being a himbo makes perfect sense aswell

#they are #so. #fucking. #dumb. #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted freelancer #redacted huxley

[n4rval]

you guys will not fucking believe this

#i was expecting everything except wing gasters head on a stick #THIS MYSTERY MAN IS AS TALL AS ME #THEY PAINTED THIS. WITH ACTUAL PAINT. #hes also tied to a rack to stay standing #sans undertale flowey and wing gaster joined forces to kidnap him from the mystery room #all this with the last supper painting. god #putting this in the tags bc the light reflects on it and its horrible to see it but it is the last supper #friendship. god #undertale #???? #flowey #fucking. #WING GASTER #sans #gaster #HELP ME #hes going to be watching me in my sleep forever

[butchdykekondraki]

paranoid schizophrenia is so funny actually. wtf do you mean i cant leave my room because ''freddy fazbear will be there''. hes not real. you know this. can i leave my room. <- no because freddy fazbear will be there

#[ren] #you'd think knowing it isn't real would help. but alas. #fucking. #make-believe freddy fazbear is gonna GET my ass if i leave my room. I GUESS.

[looseinthecatroom]

Jfc. Between Astarion and Angel Dust it's been a helluva (heh) week remembering how entirely not ready most fandom circles are to talk about sexual assault with any fucking maturity or just basic human decency. For differences in experience, for coping, for survivorship in general.

(And that's before we get into gross fucking speculation re: creators backgrounds and personal relationship to the topics.)

(To be clear, it's the fandom reaction that's depressing af, not the source materials themself for the most part.)

#vague posting #hazbin hotel #bg3 #angel dust #astarion ancunin #suffice to say i fucking LOVED ''loser baby''. And angel dust's furious #''it's not an ACT. It's who I need to be.'' ? #FUCKING. #A++ #jfc now that was a moment

[salemontrial]

So rewatching steven universe has made me realize I have a Very specific type of favourite fictional character which led me to another equally mortifying conclusion.

Hatred/lh

#IM SO MAD RN. #FUCKING. #BYE. #FOREVER #EVEN THE WAY PERIDOT AND RED SON T A L K LIKE THEIR SHITTY AUTISTIC EVIL SCIENTIST ACCENT #THEYRE THE SAMMMMEEEEEEE I HATE HOW PREDICTABLE I AM #steven universe #su peridot #lmk #monkie kid #lmk red son #adventure time #flame princess

[shibusawaz]

[the miracle of human consciousness] honey wake up it's time to watch a show where you'll fixate on a side character that you can't find enough fanwork of instead of the main character 🥰🥰

[tired anime boy asmr youtube video voice] yes dear

#just finished scott pilgrim. could give less shits about either of the main characters #lets talk about my babygirl MATTHEW PATEL 😍😍😍 #AND GORDON GILRON GIDEON AND JULIE POWERS... #AMD ROXIE... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #screams cries #this happens #with EVERY FUCKING SHOW #THAT I WATCH #bungou stray dogs #chainsaw man #jujutsu kaisen #scott pilgrim #fucking. #COMMUNITY #😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tamorisana]

/Lies in bed, taking their last breath/

Come here.. my dear child...

/Sharply gaspes, painfully and heavily coughs. Foundly looks at you after the coughing fit/

Let me tell you... a secret....

/You sit closer and Tamo takes your hand. You lean closer to hear better/

Rudy... likes.... being called... a malewife and a.... babygirl....

/Fucking dies/

#Alejandro once called him baby girl and he loved him #cod #call of duty #alejandro vargas #alerudy #alejandro x rodolfo #aledolfo #cod mwii #rodolfo parra #mw2 2022 #They are fucking #and not just fucking #THEY #ARE #FUCKING.

[goldenvulpine]

HE’S NOT A TWINK HES UNDERAGE!!!!

#EVERY. #FUCKING. #TIME. #am I talking about Conner? #Yes. I am talking about Conner Kent. #Superboy #conner kent #dc comics #half of MHA too #mha #deku midoriya #todoroki shouto

[thesilliestpirate]

this is a milestone for all slimecicle fans

#slimecicle #holy. #fucking. #MOLY.

[keysmanydudes]

pompompurin plush I made as a holiday gift

I thought about posting progress photos but I'm historically really bad at those and forgot

(I did take them though ↓)

shoutout to HFVRAI playing

#he's wearing a tiger outfit bc the friend getting this watches some streamer whose only signature I can find is a tiger onesie? #I fucked up the onesie part and just made pants but it works & looks good! #(my art) #sewing #pompompurin #sanrio #fucking. #diy projects #idk

[h3llorgl0ry]

GOODOMENS2TRAILERGOODOMRNS2TRSILERGOODOMENS2TRAILERGOODOMEJS2TRSOLERGOOODOMENS2TRSILER?!?!????!?

#FUCKING #YOU CANT JUST DROP #you know what it’s like when you don’t know anything at all and you’re totally certain that if you were near one particular person #EVERYTHING WOILD BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER #WITH A CUTAWAY TO CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE CLINKING WINE GLASSES #IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE 1941 #FUCKING. #AND THE. #’we’re going to do it together’ ‘together?’ #FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK #JUST KISS ALREADY. #I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO ADOPT GABRIEL #BUT KINDA OBSESSED #ANYWAY NOT OK #CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE MY BELOVEDS #CROWLEY ESPECIALLY #MY PROJECTION CHARACTER I LOVEY YOU #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2

[skeletaltoad]

THINKING ABOUT THERE IS NO SAFE. BECAUSE BEN CHOSE THE "SAFE" OPTION AND HIS GIRLS ATE ONE OF THEIR OWN. HE CHOSE WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS SAFE AND HE LOST HIS LEG. HE LOST THE ABILITY TO EVER PLAY AGAIN. HE KNOWS THEYRE GOING TO KILL HIM. THERE IS NO SAFE.

#yellowjackets #ben scott #fucking. #thanks to the person who just rbed my other ben post bc it made me think abt that scene again #there really is no safe #not for him