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rattoenailclippings · 11 months

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I forget when I started reading Dark Rise but I know I was reading it last year during December and yesterday I finally finished it

that shit was boring af I’m sorry

I legit forgot the plot like man what is happening also i bought it because it was on a list of queer books and it was historical fiction and I’m sorry where was the queerness????? the singular page where violet looked into a room and saw her brother and some dude doing something (yeah I kinda forget) or whatever the hell the ending was?????? Or was it when will kissed that girl cuz that seemed kinda straight I’m sorry

#I had no idea what was happening #god I was boring #was the boring just me????????#Dark Rise #help me I lost hours to reading something that made me wanna tear out my hair #😭😭😭😭😭😭

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moonlitsnail · 8 months

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HI UM....THE SERIAL KILLER JUMPSCARE IN RED DEAD 2 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME??? I DIDNT EXPECT THAT AT ALL

#av posting #rdr2 #I KNOW HE SAID HED BE THERE BUT STILL #AND MY HORSE RAN AWAY WHEN WE APPROACHED AND IT WAS NIGHT TIME AND SCARY #and then everything glitched the fuck out at the sheriffs office and i didnt even get my reward bc #i had no idea what was happening

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luciusspriggss · 11 months

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ooo doggy

the synesthesia is in full force right now

#m is high #i am on an entire new plane of existence #man trying to type when the screen keyboard looks like a genuine keyboard #and trying to hit these partially holo keys to type words #reminds me of when i played this one game on neopets for the first time when i was 10 or 11 #i had no idea what was happening #but i quickly figured it out and easily found my way to having high scores #i feel like i am playing a fun little game as i try to type #im not going to get into how there is a simultaneous music game AND color game going on #anywaaaayyyys #hi :)

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eightmakar · 2 years

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I’m going to see 5SOS tomorrow for the first time since I was 17 years old (I am 24 now)

my boy is supposed to go with me but because he’s a dumb boy he hasn’t replied so I don’t know where to pick him up tomorrow and I’m STRESSED about it

but he said he had plans that he could bail on to drive three hours one way to see a band he doesn’t listen to so he canceled other plans to hang out with me

ANYWAY boy answer me texts pls I only sent you one yesterday and one today

#b #🐻#listen I’m down so bad for this man that I went to a LACROSSE GAME????#I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING #but I hung out w his mom and sister and one of his close friends I’ve heard a lot about #and she was so sweet #i can’t wait to tell him I’m sorry she has to be his friend because that’s the way I flirt with him #and he’ll agree with me #and Ofc his mom adores me and his sister talked to me which is wild bc she’s painfully shy #he came to my hockey game yesterday too #sigh I wish I could catch y’all all up on the immense amount of stuff he’s done lately

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espritradieux · 15 hours

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I think it's gonna take me more than a week to watch the new Bells Hells episode, my hi3 hyperfixation has been violently taking over

#bells hells #critical role #cr c3 #c3 e96 #can you believe that #I remember the first time I caught a livestream live it was the first time they were meeting Nana Mori #crazy I know #I wasn't caught up AT ALL at that moment #I had no idea what was happening

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chloesimaginationthings · 23 days

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If Vanny is in the digital circus.. where’s Pomni?

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microwave-core · 11 months

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I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.

#legend of zelda #loz #ganondorf #stellar content me #ill go back to writing but i had to get that idea out there #i cant be alone in this tourment #guys what happened #how did the post break containment #not that the tags and comments aren't good but like #how #GUYS #big tumblr on their way to shoot me out back now brb

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ruushes · 1 year

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dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃

#dragon age #dao #zevran arainai #alistair theirin #morrigan #leliana #ailill mahariel #my ocs #my art #this started w just the zev drawing. what happened #what happened was i had an idea for leli and then ofc i had to do the other two #it took me like two months to think of one for morrigan that felt remotely ic #i mean idk its remotely ic that she would dance in front of the others at all #but i wanted to draw her :)c #and unfortunately for her she cares him

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cubedmango · 3 months

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「安達が魔法使いにならなかった世界線の話」 + 「もしもの話」 — english translation

#cherry magic #my translation #here it is....... the cm if story that started it all................#i read this when there were like 3 vols of the manga out in eng and literally my first thought was ''what the FUCK happens in this manga''#(that and i saw snippets of Those Bits from vol7 so i had a very confusing idea abt the manga at the time kjkfdjg)#anyway this comic makes me so wild and it hit me that ppl might not have seen it so . here u go #as usual theres definitely mistakes pls send corrections if u have any thamk u and enjoy #i swear i saw fanart of this au before.......i gotta find it again

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theminecraftbee · 1 month

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Once upon a time, there was a cave, and there was a tree.

Oh, that's not how most people like to start to tell the story. The thing about telling stories is that it's often easiest to start from the ending. From tumbling down cliffsides and rings of cactus and dying just barely out of reach of your king, just barely after him. Of things constantly burning, of the first time being the first to die, of bunkers in the desert and a group of five standing around an enchanting table, waving a flag. Of clocks, and betrayals, and things that weren't actually betrayals (even though they seem like they should be), of firing squads--

That is not how the story starts.

It doesn't even start with a creeper, although I would guess if you asked them about it, more than one of them would probably say it did.

No, if I were to tell the story, I would tell it like this:

Once upon a time, there was a cave. Everyone had gathered in it, with crafting tables and beds. They were being attacked by phantoms. They're chatting about how to solve the phantom problem, because they are friends. They step outside to kill the phantoms, because they can, and because it's funnier, and because they don't know how to be afraid yet.

Once upon a time, there is a tree. It grows right under one of them, trapping them in its branches. "Help!" she cries out. "What's happened?" Everyone scrambles to help cut down the tree together. When she escapes, they all agree it was a close call. It would be awfully silly, they think, for someone to die this soon, and besides, aren't they all working together?

They go back inside and they laugh. They are all green. None of them have an idea of what happens when they aren't any longer. They are all happy.

This changes. It also doesn't.

I start this story with the tree because they all, together, agree that the tree is ridiculous and silly, but all help to cut it down anyway. I start this story with the tree because by the end--

Well. My point is that the tree is a far happier story, in my opinion. My point is also, maybe, that starting with what it would become, well, that won't do at all. Starting with the part of the story that's sad, dramatic, ridiculous--that rather misses the point.

The point is that it started with a cave, and a tree, and everything else came collapsing down after it. It's easy to bury the memory of a time it would be safe to all hide in a cave together, laughing, and save one another from a tree.

It does not do to forget.

#a bee fic #3rd life smp #HAPPY THIRD LIFE ANNIVERSARY i had to get at least a LITTLE something out there #ANYWAY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE TREE THAT ENARLY KILLED CLEO #oh good times. a time before we had ANY IDEA what was happening next huh.#trafficfic

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gen-toon · 2 months

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#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #jax #tadc ragatha #ragatha #bunnydoll #I need to pathetically explain myself here and say this was just one of those go to bed thoughts I've had for a while.#It was an idea for the sake of daydreaming and I never intended to ever draw it but then it happened and I got carried away.#I'd honestly call this a bit of a un-headcanon lmao #None of us know at this point so any one of them could be close or not close to losing it.#Saying that I feel Jax seems like one of the more stable of the group and out of the both of them Ragatha is closer to abstraction if at al #But it's interesting to think if he actually isn't to some degree and there's more behind that grin I can't lie #And I wouldn't portray abstraction like this either I'd go about it differently. again just one of those fleeting throw-away thoughts #It ends ambiguously but you can decide what you want. I know how it ends.#I just got really into portraying the mood or cinematics without any dialogue.

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lokh · 7 months

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so ive been thinking so hard about that transfem butch zoro au.

i feel like at the Very beginning (after kuinas death) she does try to present real feminine like but it doesnt feel like Her and eventually she stops doing it (and in any case its not like kuina was super feminine so why would she try to be like that??)

on the other hand she HAS to make sure everyone knows shes a woman when she beats their ass and becomes the worlds greatest swordsman. so sports bras (or equivalent whatever) and open shirts are a staple

i think she would do hrt (or equivalent Whatever) because again she wants to prove that kuina could have done it. unfortunately i do also think this means she trains about 1 million times as hard

trans sanji............. coming to the realisation that maybe she Wants to be taken care of by a hot butch........................ as a pretty femme

#the lil fashion drawing wasnt initially supposed to have a corset but i had a dream about it specifically irt sanji. so LMAO #one piece #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #art #the mellorine bullshit.......... i feel like. what happens is that sanji (using he/him Pre egg cracking)#thought she was a man at first. developed the rivalry. and by the time he realised she was a woman it was awkward for everyone to backtrack #but i dont think he could stand the idea that hes not treating a woman right and i also think that would be shitty lmao #but he just cant treat her like that. but he still sees her as a woman. i think instead hes acting in a way to affirm her butchness....#does that make any sense. adghdbshbjgg

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sykloni2 · 4 months

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Can we talk more about the fact that both of Valerie's dates for the school dance dumped her to go to the dance with someone else? 🥺

I mean...

Valerie: Which, by the way, is my answer, unless something happens in the next five minutes that makes me dateless.

Kwan: You'll never guess what happened! Donna said she'd go to the dance with me, so you're dateless! (Walks away.)

Think about it. You have gotten a date to the school dance. Then your date tells that he is going with someone else (you were just the second option in case the other person said no).

Hurts, but thankfully you have a new date who is really excited to go with you.

You have bought a nice dress, gotten your hair and make-up done. And then you wait for your date. He is late.

How long does it take for you to realize that he is not coming? He went with someone else (just like Kwan).

Do your friends notice that you are not at the dance or are they too busy with their own dates? Do you go to the dance alone? Or do you stay at home? Do you cry yourself to sleep and then next day tell everyone that you were the one who canceled, because your pride doesn't let you admit the truth?

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Are there any fics about this?? If there are send me links to them!

#danny phantom #valerie gray #damon gray #personally I don't think she went to the dance at all :(#I think both Valerie and Sam would be mad at Danny if they found out what actually happened #Sam thought Valerie canceled #-she had no idea that Danny made Tucker not to go with Valerie at the last minute #and no one bothered to tell Valerie what was going on #Anyway my point is that Valerie probably didn't have very good night...

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ukumiii · 8 months

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