#I can’t take it seriously. Idk

[whatwooshkai]

HOT TAKE: I think heatwave’s third alt mode should’ve been a firefighting plane. no I will not be taking questions

#I am boat mode’s number one hater #I can’t take it seriously. Idk #He should’ve been a firefighting plane and I will die on this hill #Bro is a TRIPLE CHANGER KEEP WITH THE THEME #maccadam #transformers #transformers rescue bots #tfrb heatwave #tf heatwave #tf heatwave headcanons #transformers fanart #my art

[shima-draws]

Watched the MLB movie and I just. I WANT to gush about it but the fact that Marinette’s regular voice actor and her singing voice actor sound SO different just took me out of it every time and left me feeling very disengaged;; At least Adrien’s singing voice kind of sounds like his speaking voice (and Gabriel’s is 👌 bc my king Keith Silverstein can actually sing and he can sing REALLY fucking well) but Marinette’s. The voices are COMPLETELY different and it threw me off every single time. Like obviously her singing voice is really good and I understand why they picked that person to do her songs but bro you could have at least TRIED to get someone that sounds similar to Cristina Vee. It drove me nuts every time she sang bc I was like “That is CLEARLY a different person entirely!!”

I’m realizing this might have been a dubbing issue but still 😭 I feel like I would have enjoyed the movie way more if it didn’t look like Marinette was lip syncing the entire time bc there was such a huge disconnect between her speaking and singing voice

#Also I can’t fucking believe they did that to my boy Plagg. They RUINED him #He did not deserve that #Miraculous Ladybug #MLB #MLB movie #ALSO. Also. Personally. I don’t think it needed to be a musical #Bc that was very jarring in itself I was not expecting it #Since Miraculous isn’t a musical normally anyway!! #They probably could have fit in a lot more plot and made the story flow better if they took out all the songs #And replaced them with actual character development and stuff. #Idk it just feels like they tried to make it like a Disney film. And it didn’t quite fit with the story #I WILL say tho the character models were top notch. Marinette with FRECKLES?? YES PLEASE #Anyway yeah lots of thoughts but I could not take it seriously bc of the awkward voice casting #It actually ruined a lot of the movie for me :’( Again it drove me nuts lmao #Shima speaks #Idk maybe I'll watch it in French next time. Maybe I'll like it better then lol

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

Buddie confession scene but it’s just Buck telling Eddie how “Whatta Man” started playing in his head the day they met and Eddie was shirtless

#take this so seriously guys #really #buddie #buddie confession #evan buckley #Eddie diaz #i just want to see #just bc i think Eddie would blush SO hard #9 1 1 abc #911 abc #you can’t tell me that scene isn’t from Buck’s perspective #he’s literally the focus of the scene bc of the jealousy #like PLEASE #specifically I’m imagining this love confession happening and then somebody spills the beans at their wedding reception #that THIS was the love confession #one of the comfort quartet idk which but Maddie hen chim karen you WOULD #this could also constitute a scene where the boys are SO FAR into gay chicken that it doesn’t even originally play as a love confession idk

[lexqa]

nah i’m actually speechless

#i can’t take this man’s style seriously i just CANT #i thought his style was getting better but this #idk what to say #trent alexander arnold #trent #lfc

[itsalwaysforyou]

jafar raised jay to be slippery and selfish but jay knew there was strength in numbers and decided to trust and love and hope despite everything else. and he protects these people that he finds, the only things his father can’t take from him, his own treasure he guards like the lion’s head at the cave of wonders.

he’s the last one out, there to watch their backs, as close to them all as their own shadows. he’s their third eye, always hyper-vigilant, always on the look out. he knows when to start a fight, and when it’s best to leave it alone. it’s nearly always best to leave it alone. he wrangles them all back in, keeping them safe so they don’t have to worry about injuries or repercussions or consequences. his job is to keep them safe, and keep them alive.

and yet, in auradon, with no brawls or street fights or leering parents or turf wars or rivals or enemies, what is there to protect them from? passive aggressive comments? pastels? afternoon tea? what is a guard dog with nothing to guard? jay has built his entire life, his entire self, around servitude. if it’s not his father, it’s his gang, always the helping hand and the shoulder to cry on (metaphorically, of course) and the reassuring presence. without any of that, he is nothing.

he is the thief that gives. the boy desperate to hold on to his only sense of purpose. it’s all he knows: give enough away and they might let you stick around. chameleonic, knowing exactly who to be where and when. the charmer, the heartthrob, the villain, the protector, the liar, the snake, the attacker. anything you need. he can be anything at all, as effortless as breathing.

#ANYWAY #where the hell did that come from hello #i just think that jay having no sense of self #because his entire life has been spent giving himself away!!!! #idk like he learned from jafar that ‘love’ and ‘protection’ is conditional #he had to be good enough - had to be PERFECT #and so with the gang it’s like. he cannot afford to be anything other than that strong & unwavering anchor #he’s unfazed by everything #he makes jokes and doesn’t take things seriously bc he can’t express what he’s really feeling #he’s trying to relieve the tension #it’s shielding the true paranoia and fear and guilt he’s feeling #and GAAHHHHH. JAYYYYYYY #like he just cares So Much. all of his actions are bc he just loves his gang so much and he wants what’s best for them #and he will get that with any means possible #i could literally go on forever about him #he’s been sidelined atm bc of my new hyperfixation but i am ALWAYS ready for a jay rant #descendants #jay son of jafar

[quinn-pop]

happy Valentine’s Day remember to tell your favorite friendly penguin you love him

if you don’t have one of those then a friend is fine i guess :/

(kidding. go hug your friends <3)

#idk where i was going with this but he gives so much love i think he should get a lot back <3 #designed a dress for this and you can’t even see half of it lol #kirbyposting #my art or something #we know dedede loves christmas but i find it hard to believe he doesn’t just love holidays in general #dreamland takes their holidays and parties very seriously lol #so the Kirby equivalent of Valentine’s is probably for appreciating the people you’re devoted to #waddle dee culture puts a lot of emphasis on loving your family and community i think #so of course dedede throws a huge party for the waddles/castle staff/you get the idea #Kirby’s probably not supposed to be there but he snuck in with bandee anyway #and naturally dedede wants to show his appreciation for his favorite knight by hanging out with him #idk i think it’s a cute concept (i am making it so obvious lately i love writing parties help) #king dedede #meta knight #Kirby #bandee #bandana waddle dee #headcanons #AND it’s a Wednesday can you believe it!!! #happy cringe day wednesday

[emeraldbabygirl]

Have not watched every nct mv yet but convinced already that they’re just a group, a rather large group, who do silly dances and make goofy ah music. I’m not hating them Idk how anyone could genuinely hate them cause they so silly I laugh watching their mvs cause I don’t expect what’s happening and there’s so much in every video, the goofy opening choreo for favorite and the TikTok meme, they all sleep like bottoms, there’s the silly flute in sticker and the cowboy core with all the lights and Vegas and they drink hot sauce and the hippie vibes and it’s just gay and campy and cunty and extra and goofy and fun music, the weird English lyrics, the odd sounding instrumentals, like I’m not sure if I genuinely like any nct songs or unit songs as in I think they are really good but they can be catchy and are def fun to listen too, the opening to kick it and the chorus in kick back, love talk is so nasty and funny and I also think it’s hilarious that the entire group vapes. Idk like I know idols smoke but there’s like so many members and the fact that they all collectively vape they all share the same braincell and it’s so funny to me idk why and the remixes and all the Bollywood memes and the comments are hilarious it’s like going down a rabbit hole it’s fun and boujee and they do all different concepts and genres and silly like dances and all kinds of stuff it’s fun I think it’s cute.

#I am genuinely not hating on them #it’s all in good fun #idk how else to describe them #they really are they own genre I swear #just looking from a non fan perhaps #BUT WHEN THEY LET JOHNNY HAVE LONG BLONDE HAIR #THAT WAS SUCH A WIN #anyway #and like superm was fun I wish I got into them earlier #oh well #nct #nct u #nct dream #nct 127 #wayv #AGAIN I DONT HATE THEM #and I brought up vaping cause of the memes that doesn’t bother me really I joke about it all the time #it’s not intended to be a punch at them #ALSO I JUST LOVE MARK #for no particular reason #not that I can think of #he just looks so friend shaped #idk I can’t take them seriously they are so unserious

[the-abyssal-system]

Other people in the system changing their names: *picks a name they like with relatively little difficulty*

Me, extraordinarily bad at this apparently: what about air? Air can be a name right?

#someone please help me #I seriously came up with air as an idea #it’s bad #my name right now is honestly kind of a placeholder since we’ve got so many doctor who fictives and we can’t all call ourselves the doctor #but I’ve been fronting more recently and kind of want to change it #anyway if anyone sees this and reads through my rant and you have name suggestions please give me some #(I’m a gender-fluid eighth doctor fictive if that helps at all) #(I’ll take any suggestions though vaguely gender neutral might be preferrable) #(but I don’t like a lot of the basic human gender neutral names though idk why you would have non human ones to suggest but who knows) #(I think I’m done ranting so hi if you made it this far) #system #pdid #pdid system #did #osdd #actually dissociative #did osdd #osddid #fictive #introject

[buthearmeouttho]

YOU!!

FELLOW ROMANOV CHILD!

Hi :3

Heyy:D

(I love how she was like I’ll adopt in the tags and everyone was immediately like ‘please take me with you’)

#A fellow Rominoff child #Is it Rominoff or Romanov idk #I always do rominoff #funny #if i was part of the mcu #random #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #if i was in the mcu #me in the mcu #Seriously tho #she was like why can’t I adopt #And everyone was like #Please #Take me

[j-esbian]

i hate how people talk about certain symptoms. i’ve had back pain since i was 14-15. i first remember having the thought, “i can’t remember the last time i wasn’t tired” in like fourth grade. but whenever i brought it up then, i was told, “you’re too young for that” and now when i bring it up, im told, “welcome to getting old”

like. is it any wonder why i’ve kind of accepted that other people must also live like this and i’m just being a baby about it

#the back is partly my fault now bc idk the right stretches and i definitely shrimp at work #and i used to go to a chiropractor in hs but his waiting room had literature like ‘you don’t need vaccines just come here!’ so i got skeeve #but the exhaustion makes me want to cry. there can’t be any way this is normal #god i need to find a doctor that takes me seriously #mine

[milimeters-morales]

(NOT ATSV) my ideal miguel and miles friendship (bordering on enemies) dynamic is where Miles is sort of a Mean Girls figure where he’ll say the worst things to Miguel, who actually has no problems dishing that shit right back out, is usually too fed up or somewhere else mentally to reply. They fight a lot, more physically than verbally, usually in a slapstick comedy type of way. Miles is banned from Nueva York once a month and got a restraining order against Miguel in his own dimension. His parents fucking hate him and Miguel hates them right back. Rio has tried and failed to poison him via food and Jeff is considering hiring a hitman. Gabriel is beloved by them. Miles takes Miguel’s money at least twice a week to go spend it just because he can. Miguel has tried (and succeeded once) to get Miles sick with a future illness because he figured out the lesbian bar Miguel liked to perform at in drag. Miles has cried at least once in every room of Miguel’s apartment and Miguel has been confused on what to do each time besides an awkward hug and pat on the back. People are rightfully worried for Miles’s safety at least 80% of the time but when they aren’t they’re shaking their heads at the two’s antics. They need to be separated until they have a healthy “this is a grown ass man / this is stupid little girl i don’t like at work” relationship and it’ll take an act of god for either of them to realize their current one isn’t healthy at all and has extremely negative impacts on their mental state.

#i wanna write this so badly bc like . this type of relationship with adults as a kid when you can’t 100% trsut them and place your safety + #in their hands is sooo interesting to write esp considering Miguel’s past and what Miles is used to #which is dangerous fights from adults (his villains) but also the loving ones like his parents his neighbors ripeter and peter b etc #and this miguel (imo) wouldn’t hurt miles on purpose because he knows the pain BUT he also doesn’t realize some shit is pain-causing both+ #mentally and physically bc yknow some abused kids grow into adults who subconsciously do similar shit #and for Miles and Miguel to finally realize beating the shit out of each other almost constantly and the negative back and forth (if miguel #feels like talking that day) is just. not a good thing #it’s sort of like the way i write pavitr and miles’s relationship regarding their fighting because it’s genuinely helpful but #can seem borderline awful and physically abusive to each other #peter b is so fucking worried sometimes bc he sees Miguel in a completely different way than other people. like he’s off in lala land #like. he’ll see this 15 year old stickbug of a kid fighting his buddy Miguel who has been known to kill #he’ll say some fights tou just can’t win Miles… and Miles is setting Miguel’s apartment on fire #like they have good moments. okay. trust me. but a toxic friendship like the kind you see that people take too seriously from a show like. #idk bluey. or some kids show like that. #spiderverse fans DNI ‼️‼️‼️🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾‼️‼���‼️‼️ #not ship never ship don’t even tag is as such bc i’ll just delete the post #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #gabriel o’hara #rio morales #jefferson morales #miguel o’hara #m&m posts

[ahappydnp]

the thing about dan is if he got famous now as a solo creator people would think he was sooo mysterious and impossible to get close to but we literally can’t see him that way bc he spent 10 years being the sweet boy making people feel at ease and putting stickers on his face with his 4000 year old tortoise bestie he shares a braincell with

#like seriously try to imagine dan coming on the scene at like 28 #with zero lore #i’d be like ugh he seems like a lowkey dick i bet he’s really rude when the cameras are off #i think i probably wouldn’t take the time to dive in #which is sad in a way? bc he is so so wonderful but idk something about us knowing him like we do #and knowing how wonderful he is #he’s never beating the babie allegations #can’t fathom knowing dan without knowing the decade of comfort and kindness and vulnerability #that wasn’t always healthy but god it formed an unbreakable bond #he’s the most friend shaped and i’d love to know if people who just now heard the name get that #i can’t imagine just knowing this dan and not having the privilege of knowing phil’s dan #if that makes sense

[autumnnnsun]

Everytime I see somebody question why there are people with characters with animal ears and traits (or even use it as a point to talk abt the lore/writing quality of arknights) I hear the cinemasins ding in my head istg.

Like, have your theories and have your headcanons, more power to you but imo there’s a lotta things in the ak story that is way more important to be addressed than “But why people has cat ears tho?”

#autumnstext #arknights #Ig this is a hottake? idk #also I’m pretty sure one of the artists in ak has said #that the animal ears and traits is to just further differentiate the characters #I can’t rmb where it was said but I think it was an interview during Ak’s first year? #so yeah I just don’t really take that aspect of the world seriously

[lamborghinitoothpull]

Yes I made a cute little edit of ehren for funsies shut up !!!

#upld #I LITERALLY CANT STOP LAUGHING LIKE I REALLY MADE ANOTHER EHREN EDIT #idk it’s so hard to take him seriously bc he’s just some goofy little guy to me 😭😭 #the same guy who can’t spell STOMACH like 😭 #ehren girlies (gn) this is for youuuuu!!! enjoy mwah #if you repost this pls credit me thx!! #jackass #ehren mcghehey #danger ehren #2000s #my edit

[carpisuns]

theOrEticalLy . if I opened commissions at some point. would there be. a smackerel of interest . ??

#i have never opened them bc it’s intimidating and I don’t know how to price things!! #but mostly bc i work full time w a good salary so I don’t really need side things to make money #like it feels selfish to suggest that people should pay me to make fanart?? When #a) I already do that for free bc i enjoy it lol #and b) there are so many creators out there who are struggling to make ends meet #and I am privileged enough to generally not have to worry about that #this would be just like extra spending money to fund my scented candle habit DHDJDN #and the clothes I just bought while trying to Discover My Vibe and Finally Be Myself (at age 28 lol) #also tbh it would likely be reinvested in other commissions bc I buy commissions fairly often lol #anyway. idk the idea of commissions always sounded cool but also guilt inducing and scary #it feels weird and silly bc it would make me have to take my art seriously if that makes sense?? #like me saying ‘I think I’m good enough at art that people would buy it from me.’ that feels so bold and like. arrogant or something dhjsjd #coming from me I mean. just a silly little guy who still struggles to draw human limbs properly #ok I’m thinking about how I’d have to make a commission sheet and put a dollar sign on my art and I’m aaaaaaa #and I’d have to execute exactly what people want and what if I can’t!!! #omg ok maybe noT help lol #well im not committing to anything rn im simply. asking a question while the dash is asleep and then running off to bed seeya #i think part of me always wanted to try commissions to see if I could be a Real Artist about it ?? #and potentially end up with like. Portfolio pieces ?? #why I would need an art portfolio I don’t know. I am an editor. What do I think I will be doing here #ppl left comments on my animatic that have been giving me crazy what if thoughts. sit down #don’t look at me #ohhh swirly brain thoughts I need to sleep

[majoringinsarcasm]

People hating on a literal child because she doesn’t physically look like a character in a book who we only ever saw in concept art and fanart vs me who was kinda sad when I realized book Percy wasn’t black because the description of a young boy living in New York who’s close with his single mother parent who is constantly seen as stupid troublemaker by both peers and teachers and his moms awful boyfriend and who’s only friend is the only other Outcast (non white) classmate who’s only ally is the literature teacher who then he finds also has doubts about him felt very if not fully black then at least mixed coded.

But then I moved on and enjoyed the story for what it gave me, can some of these people say the same 🤔

#I have not yet watched the show I’ll probably wait for more episodes bc I canceled D+ like two months ago #but idk many of yall are not 12 anymore and saying Leah won’t do a good job or it won’t be as good #we only saw any of these characters in our minds eye #or concept art #im not saying you can’t be disappointed when things aren’t 100% a match bc you want to see a good adaptation of the Book #and I need to do a reread but I would think Annabeth’s whole other shit aka running away cross country at 7 always being nosy and wanting #a quest being ready for battle but learning to have fun too #is more integral to her character ESPECIALLY IN MARK OF ATHENA #the blond hair in the books is a trait from Athena so it’s not a unique hurdle other girls in the cabin wouldn’t also face #it mattered bc she was a main character #But taking the core struggle of not being taken seriously works pretty damn well for any girl but especially black girls AT ALL TIMES #and not to be funny but saying the other characters are already diverse feels like a side step #like look Hazel in her eyes and say not being taken seriously BECAUSE of your HAIR COLOR is on the same level #as not being taken seriously because you’re a black girl #and if this breaches containment #yes the show would have been fine even if a picture perfect accurate cast had been hired #but if we want to move past people being cast bc of how they look vs how they act #you can’t hold the gospel of a book series against literal children who are probably having the time of their life #or would be if grown ass adults were attacking them bc SOMEONE ELSE HITED THEM #if the show is bad it’s not bc Annabeth is black or Percy is blonde #hell in good omens both leads are older in the book they’re described as looking 25 and 30 #can you imagine good omens as it is now with book accurate casting bc I can’t