if i ever like hypothetically met hannibal lecter i would be like. oh you like violins and classical music? you should listen to Think Of Me Once In Awhile, Take Care by Take Care and watch as the horrors overtake him
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“Sir, there’s been a—“
“Well, out with it Sergeant!”
“The forest elves had a riot, sir. They’ve—“
“How many times do I have to tell you there are no FOREST ELVES!?”
“Tell that to Colonel Rhodes, sir.”
“What did you just say to me?”
“Colonel Rhodes has been kidnapped by the forest elves, sir.”
(French accent) FIVE MINUTES LATER (/French accent)
“All right, I assume Rhodes doesn’t have the suit?”
“He does, sir. The problem is, the syrup—“
“THE SYRUP?”
“Yes, sir. The syrup has disrupted his suit. We didn’t want to wake you, sir, so we sent in Captain Rogers.”
“So why haven’t they returned??”
“Well, based on surveillance, Rhodes’ suit makes for slow walking thanks to the crystalized maple syrup, but he’s almost within rescue range.”
“And Rogers?”
“Well, sir…”
“OUT WITH IT!”
“The forest elves uh, well. They like him, sir. They… seem to be having a syrup dousing party.”
“With Captain Rogers?”
“Yes, sir.”
“…send me the tape. You’re dismissed.”
I officially blame @sarahdonald87
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When I was a kid I used to pretend that two weasels would come and make sure I was asleep by looking at me using x-ray vision goggles outside my bedroom window (yes it wasn't on the ground, no I don't know how they were walking in the air). Anyway, one of them would always need to tie his shoelaces (yes, these weasels wore shoes, they had little jackets on too) and I would have the opportunity to lie very still and quiet and then they would check on me and think I was sleeping and then they would leave. And it would really freak me out and scare me, and I don't know why I did this because I knew I was making it up, but they were an essential part of my sleep routine. And I never told anyone until fairly recently when I mentioned it to the partner and he said that was fucking insane and tbh I agree with him. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Quick reminder since apparently it bears reminding in both directions: if bigoted people, closed-minded people overall, or your own internalized insecurities misinterpret a queer person’s message in a way that hurts/endangers you, yeah, it sucks, but it’s not the fault of the queer person in question, nor should it be a reason for them to silence themselves. They’re probably as hurt/pissed as you are that someone misinterpreted and misused their message to do harm.
Of course sadly there’ll still be queer people that actually DO mean harm and dismissal to other queer people – I ain’t speaking for those and it’s not the best way to ensure their and others’ wellbeing imo. I’m just saying – not all people will be like that. That’s what I want to believe. So hopefully let’s not put everyone in the same bag, keep supporting each other, WHILE allowing each other to advocate for our own visibility, without having to self-erase or self-censor to accomodate to what haters might say.
It’ll be tougher this way, maybe, because humans seem to like to draw extreme conclusions very quick, but I don’t believe there’s any better way for us all to be alright and stay alright on the long run.
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Apparently much-needed reminder that reposting artists' art (by saving the images or screenshotting them and reuploading them yourself) on other platforms without the artists' expressed permission and without credit is theft and an insult to their passion and craft. You are profiting (in views, in attention, in feedback) from someone else's work and ideas, who do not get that feedback for sharing their creation.
If you are an art reposter, you are a thief and I have no respect for you.
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I hate you shipping discourse I hate you unnecessarily aggressive DNI banners I hate you dehumanization of those you disagree with I hate you harassment over ships or favorite characters I hate you purposeful lack of nuance I hate you false equivalencies I hate you policing how people engage in fandom I hate you actively trying to make fandom spaces hostile I hate you refusal to filter your feed I hate you making it everyone else's problem
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no actually I'm gonna give this its own post.
get yourself a USB stick from any dollar store, install ubuntu with persistent storage on it. There is literally no reason not to, and it means that you now have a little computer of your very own that no one except those who physically get their hands on your USB stick can use (and you can password lock the OS) and that you can run from literally almost any PC with USB ports.
If you're a kid who needs privacy, someone in trouble who just needs their own machine to play and talk to people on, somebody who doesn't have the money to get your own computer, etc etc etc, do this. Actually do this even if you do have your own computer. There is literally no reason to not have a little backup system on a thumb drive that you can use anytime. If your main computer starts acting up or gets fucked over by an update or something? Just plug in your thumb drive and use your computer from your handy-dandy mini Ubuntu installation.
EDIT: I have seen many radfems reblogging this post. I just want yall to know that op here is a nonbinary they/he lesbian and that if you touched my post you now have gross trans cooties on your blog forever and that I hope they infect and kill you. <3
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