Blame @msweebyness’s post for this… I call this au Miraculopolis
@imsparky2002
Marinette: Goddess of Luck and Chance. Her symbols are ladybugs and clovers
Adrien: God of Family and Children. His symbols are domestic cats and carnations
Alya: Goddess of Messaging and Facts. Her symbols are spectacles and pigeons
Nino: God of Protection and Defense. His symbols are shields and turtles
Nathaniel: God of the Fine Arts and Inspiration. His symbols are paintbrushes and peacocks
Alix: Goddess of Time and Memory. Her symbols are clocks and rabbits
Juleka: Goddess of Serenity and Inner Beauty. Her symbols are mirrors and ravens
Rose: Goddess of Romance and Love. Her symbols are roses and doves
Sabrina: Goddess of Loyalty and Companionship. Her symbols are rings and wolves
Chloé: Goddess of Wealth and Prosperity. Her symbols are gold coins and bees
Kim: God of Sportsmanship and Victory. His symbols are palm branches and eagles
Max: God of Statistics and Possibilities. His symbols are abacuses and horses
Ivan: God of Poetry and Ballads. His symbols are quills and mice
Myléne: Goddess of Nature and Grains. Her symbols are cornucopias and bears
Marc: God of Literature and Epic Tales. His symbols are fountain pens and roosters
Aurore: Goddess of the Sun. Her symbols are parasols and lions
Mireille: Goddess of the Moon. Her symbols are wool and sheep
Reshma: Goddess of Craftmentship. Her symbols are a needle and thread and spiders
Ismael: God of Mischief. His symbols are apples and foxes
Lacey: Goddess of Siblinghood. Her symbols are rope and frogs
Jean: God of Theater and Entertainment. His symbols are comedy and tragedy masks, and songbirds
Cosette: Goddess of Masking and Adaption. Her symbols are a makeup pallet and chameleons
Zoé: Goddess of Rebellion. Her symbols are broken handcuffs and a tiger
Simon: God of Technology and Surveillance. His symbols are eye-shaped pendants and hawks
Denise: Goddex of Strength and Health. Their symbols are barbells and bulls
Luka: God of Music and Emotional health. His symbols are lyres and snakes
Kagami: Goddess of Combat. Her symbols are swords and dragons
Ondine: Goddess of the Sea. Her symbols are a trident and orcas
Different nations, different mythologies and deities
They’re all powerful deities, but they still act like teenagers, get crushes, drink a lot of wine, have wild parties up in the heavens, and crash mortal parties whenever they please
Being the goddess of Masking and Adaption, Cosette can shapeshift into any animal she pleases while the others only shapeshift into the animals they’re associated with
Cosette: Random animal exit! *Shapeshift into a shark and starts flopping around on the ground before shifting back and gasping for air* Random… Land animal exit! *Shapeshifts into an ostrich and walks away*
Zoé: Even as an ostrich, they’re still gorgeous.
Marc and Nathaniel have been crushing on each other for eons
Rose and Juleka have been girlfriends for centuries now. Juleka is not affected by Rose’s romance-inducing aura, and Rose is not affected by Juleka’s almost ethereal beauty. They just love each other
Adrien has almost this maternal instinct due to being the god of family and children, and as such, he adores mortal infants
A former member of the gods and goddesses of Miraculous is Lila, the goddess of deceit and trickery. Her symbols are jackals and masks. She still has her divine powers, but she’s not allowed back in the skyward abode of the gods and goddesses for a multitude of reasons, and has offended each of the others gods in some way
Also… She was just annoying as hell
*During an outing in the divine garden, long before Lila was banished, Myléne is telling the others about a new tree she had come up with. The others are listening intently when Lila suddenly interrupts*
Nino: Someone, make her stop!
*Nathaniel summons his paintbrush staff and slathers a bit of red paint over Lila’s mouth. It dries in an instant, and her words come out muffled*
Nino: *Sighs* Much butter.
Ismael possesses an object called The Golden Apple of Chaos. Basically, when he throws it, it causes some sort of havoc somewhere
He’s always tempting mortal children to cause a little chaos
Ismael: Just think of it, Manon. You, me. All the chaos. All the discord! ALL THE FREE CHICKEN!
Legend from both Miraculous and Prodigious mythology tells of a monster named Kiku, once a mortal man who wanted to become stronger. One night, he snuck into Kim, Denise, and Kagami’s temples, and stole one of Kim’s medals, one of Denise’s barbels, and one of Kagami’s swords. When they discovered this, the god, goddex, and goddess punished him by turning him into a monstrous bear-like creature. He had impenetrable skin and could tear through entire villages with his claws
One quirk about him is that whenever he gets flustered or excited, a peacock tail will fan out from behind him
A tale from mythology of Miraculous talks about how Nino developed feelings for Alya when she protected him and several mortals from a dangerous monster while they were visiting the mortal realm
Wherever Marinette steps, four-leaf clovers grow
When they arrive in the mortal realm, their entrances are all a sight to behold that you’ll wanna punch yourself if you miss them
According to Miraculous mythology, whenever Rose travels to the mortal realm, she descends from the sky in a flurry of rose petals. And when she lands on the ground, several doves appear at her side, and she emits a pink aura that causes people to momentarily fall in love with the first person they see
When Nathaniel comes to visit the mortal realm, the sky becomes an array of colors as his beautiful, iridescent chariot is drawn by several peacocks.
Reshma descends from the sky, performing aerial tricks using spider web silk. Her feet never touch the ground as a clutter of spiders carry her about, almost making it look like she’s gliding
Lore has it, that centuries ago, Denise nursed a young injured bull they named Aithen back to health, and infused him with some of their divine magic, helping him grow stronger over time until he was able to pull their heavy two ton chariot on his own
And, there is a tale stating that Simon won Denise’s heart after using his wits to vanquish a monster attacking the mortals
According to mythology, Lacey bestows blessings on mortal children and their siblings, helping to strengthen their bonds and know when their siblings are in need
While Lila may be the goddess of deceit and has done some terrible things over the centuries, she still has standards. As such, she refuses to ever interact with Lucien, the god of Onedience and Power, and Emani, the god of Manipulation, who were also ousted from their heavenly abodes
Max’s sacred object is his golden abacus, gifted to him by Kim. Centuries ago, Kim melted several of his prized golden medals to create it for him
During the annual Olympics hosted by the Miraculous, teams from different nations come to compete for glory. The gods and goddesses watch from the stands while disguised as humans or the animals they are associated with. Kim, meanwhile, is in his god form and loudly cheering for the team representing Miraculous
While Nathaniel is one of the kindest gods of Miraculous, but he also has a fiery temper. When provoked, he’ll fly into a rage, and even the other deities know to approach with caution
One way to piss him off is by claiming you’re a better artist than him. He’ll curse you so that any piece of art or art material you touch will turn into dust. *cough* Louis *cough*
Due to being the Prodigious god of not only Theater, but also Entertainment, whenever there’s a party happening in the mortal realm, Jean is known to make a grand appearance. This is usually when he feels as though the party’s reaches its peak. Guests are to be advised that whenever Jean attends a mortal party, it doesn’t stop unless he wants to stop. The longest was a week
Zoé, the Prodigious goddess of Rebellion is also known to frequent parties, usually ones thrown by teenagers who plan and attend it without their parents knowing. From the heavens, she descends using a charriot drawn by two majestic tigers. She describes parties such as that as, “Rebellion in its most premature form!”
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I just read an article that said Ares was the most pathetic greek god.
Let me get that straight.
Ares was the only male greek god that never raped or sexually assaulted any woman in his immortal life.
Ares was the patron god of the Amazons. A feminist community of female warriors was protected by him. Amazons were his loyal daughters.
Ares slew his daughter's rapist and was tried before all of the other gods for homicide.
Ares was the only male greek god that never viewed Aphrodite as a temporary lover, he respected her and loved her for who she was.
Zeus called Ares a double-faced liar just because he didn't agree with his nature and allowed Athena to hurt him.
Ares forgave Cadmos for slewing his child and married him off to hid daughter Harmonia.
Ares freed Thanatos from the chains Sisyphus put him.
Ares was the first god to protect Olympus from Otus and Ephialtes, but when he was trapped by them no other god went to free him.
According to Nonus in Dionysiaca, Ares allows Deimos and Phobos to help Zeus defeat Typhon.
Ares was the god of masculinity, civil order and a fighter for righteousness, referred as the Ally of Themis.
He always stepped in to help his children. He even went as far to disobey Zeus so that he could save his children from danger.
And Ares is pathetic! Like really?
The only argument of his "pathetic" nature was because he lost to Athena. A war isn't meant to always be won. There are the winners and the defeated. He may have been defeated in war but in his life he was a winner, because he faught for what he loved the most with insane ferocity!
Be for fucking real guys!
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