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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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weeee more fantasy au doodles

#ft. the chanel boots <3 #or. wait. what's a pun on chanel incorporating either 'demon' or 'patron'#cha... chahell... patronel... no that just sounds like citronella #whatever doesnt matter its 6 am i havent slept and i have a low grade migraine I Cant Pun Right Now #on another note i gave poppy a lil neck corset bc. uh. runs away #and her little sling for carrying wally in puppet form! keeping him safe and secure!#and of course barnaby & wally snuggles <3 #yall would not BELIEVE how many doodles i have of them cozy together. its absurd #its just! the size difference i have stuck in my brain is Perfect for wally curling around barnaby's big ol head!#and also Perfect for barnaby holding wally like a stuffed animal!#your honor i love them!#wh fantasy au #scribble salad #I LOVE WALLY'S TALL ASS BOOTS #he needed some HOOVES #and a couple of extra inches. i imaging that while wearing them he's as tall as if not taller than julie/sally #little man on stilts...#and his apple belt! his Eye Shirt!#its not often i so thoroughly enjoy my own outfit design but i think i really did go off with this one

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twenty-orange-balloons · 2 years

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Lan Wangji: I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it.

Wei Wuxian, slowly sliding a finger up the hilt: You promise?

Lan Wangji: *horrified blushing*

#mdzs #cql #wangxian #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #incorrect wangxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #INCENSE BURNER EXTRA IS HILARIOUS OKAY #HE STUCK A SWORD UP HIS ASS 🤣#Wei Wuxian is a weirdo and I love that

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nibbelraz · 2 months

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Does CQM sect knows how long SQH has worked for MBJ? YQY let's SQH come back (presumably because he is that good at his job?) but do they ever interrogate him? Do they have any idea that SQH has been working for MBJ for years? I just find it funny that from their perspective SQH betrayed them but in a way you could argue that SQH was never loyal to the sect. Yes, he was already part of the sect, but he was an outer disciple and while they don't know, SQH already knew he would one day work for MBJ. While he feared for his life he probably had already in his head that he would be loyal to Mobei, so he entered the sect knowing he would spy for him. From the beginning he joined the sect with dishonest notions. But other than SQQ does any other Peak Lord has any idea about this? Because honestly, how fucking scary and impressive that SQH did this 😂

I don't think it's ever stated how long they knew about Shang Qinghua being a traitor (My memory is absolutely horrible, so I could be wrong) However im sure they can pinpoint the time a demon killed a lot of disciples with Shang Qinghua being the only survivor and was missing for some days then they mightve connected the dots to how long he's been a spy for Mobei Jun. I also don't think they interrogate him either, they just kinda let him back in after all the shit that went down

Looking back into the novel, Yue Qingyuan does let him back but there really was no interrogation from what I can find

So YEAH HE REALLY JUST MANAGED TO GET AWAY WITH IT

#anyone that remembers more about the book and would like to add on please do #Ah i forgot a lot of things even if Qinghua is my favorite #when i have more time i want to re read svsss #svsss #shang qinghua #honestly though from what i remember i know qi qingqi wanted to beat his ass but i dont know if there wss any interrogation #also Shang Qinghua knew his chances he was better off being 100 percent loyal to mobei then siding with hos sect especially knowing the #og's ending so he had to try extra hard to be on Mobeis side all the way #Also even if he wasnt absolutely loyal to his sect he still did a shitton of work for them #ah but a spy would do that too i guess #i love Sqh so much #nib text #ask

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fairyroses · 5 months

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I know what you're thinking. That you've given in to your son again? That you're spoiling him? Exactly. And I can certainly understand how you reach that conclusion. But the thing is... this tree is for me!

— SMALLVILLE, "Lexmas" (5.09)

#I swear after this my next lexmas gifset will be a clark and lex one #but I just couldn't pass up this moment #the looks between them here are *amazing* lol #when lex lets his guard down and actually allows himself to outwardly emote he really is such a dork-ass nerd (affectionate)#these looks are also peak married energy which is extra funny when you remember that lex has been in this situation for less than 24 hours #I love him sfm #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lex luthor #lana lang #lexana #dcmultiverse #sv 5x09 #my gifs

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 3 months

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my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship

and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.

#carver hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #well that and he didn't want leandra gamlen and himself to also get arrested for harboring an apostate but you get me #carver hawke loves his sibling and doesn't want them to get taken away that's why he's such an ass and approves of 'pro-templar' choices #in act 1 he's not pro-templar himself but kissing a little templar ass is how you avoid being arrested #'why yes cullen you are so right the templars are so cool and sexy' my hawke says through gritted teeth for that +5 friendship #look i love him okay he's my favorite and i will go the extra mile to make him happy and it's worth it for how much softer can be later on #honestly maxing out his friendship isn't hard if you're aware of what quests you're bringing him on and make him a grey warden #oh but you do need the legacy dlc otherwise you can't fully max friendship out... you can still get enough to change his dialogue/attitude #also like... we the player know hawke won't be arrested like they're not in any actual dangers from the templars as the playable character #but carver doesn't know that and neither does hawke so the templars *are* a real threat to them #and it's incredibly reckless to purposely piss off templars AND selfish because it's not just hawke that'll be arrested it's their family #for harboring them like we witness templars going after people hiding apostates soooo.....#i'm just saying that carver isn't irrational or just being an ass to personally annoy you okay he has cause #also once carver's a warden and ed has money and the estate THEN he's way more open about telling the templars to piss off #sigh one day i'll sit down and write an essay about carver.... one day

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piosplayhouse · 11 months

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Thinking about it considering both binghe and liu qingge (shen yuan's most canonically ideal men) are described as feminine in text, you could for sure make the case that fem yuan has a Hugeee thing for butch girls that she just does not examine ever

#shen yuan goes through her life leaving a constant trail of utterly heartbroken butches she was in a situationship with without knowing #sorry scum villain got me thinking of gender presentation and queerness again.. because i do like it #even though people usually draw binghe as pretty stereotypically 'masculine' in eng fandom id say it is interesting to note in the book #how he is explicitly somewhat androgynous. as airplane says in his extra #and likewise lqgs femininity is pretty heavily commented on #i think the only character who's really described as undeniably masculine is mbj. because sqh is a certified gay ass man 5 on the kinsey #or whatnot.#anyway gender presentation and performance and adherence and queering everything up in a world that loves you!!!!#things to think about #svsss #sqq #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #genderbend tw #tw genderbend

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inkz123 · 11 months

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Raffle winner #1 is for @isnt-that-something!

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#follower celebration #art raffle #mafia ink lets goooo #i love them sm ; ;#cell shaded #hes so smoootthhh #i love his extra ass sm lol #big flirty goii #not my sona #ink sans

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compacflt · 8 months

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does thomas kazansky believe hes an honarable man? what does honor mean to him?

i love this question because this is my version of tom kazansky’s whole thing, and i think my version of tom kazansky is a man very conflicted about what honor means—the purpose of everything he does, the way he acts, what he acknowledges and refuses to acknowledge, is to achieve some higher level of honor… one more medal, one more rank, one more star. but of course in his personal life (womanizing, his relationship with mav, all the secret-keeping), he is not an honorable man, no.

and the funny thing is, i don’t think he could answer this question—the fatal flaw of my fanfic, as I’ve written about (and made diagrams etc) here, is that… for plot reasons, no one can really ask him that question! It’s actually very visible in the slider one-shot: every time slider or someone else gets close to asking, “Look, can you just be honest with me about this for a sec,” they literally get interrupted in the middle of their sentence, because for plot reasons Ice can’t actually be pressured to answer a question like that until maverick dies! So I think, if you asked him what honor is, he would say “I’d like to think I’m an honorable man. I have four stars that prove it.” But if you pressured him about some of his actions… what about pulling Bradley’s papers, or your secret illegal relationship… he wouldn’t know what to say. Honor, for him, is whatever the NAVY tells him it is. The navy says honor = four stars, he has four stars to prove how much honor he has earned. Anything in his personal life comes secondary to the honor he’s starving for in the navy. And, he feels like he has no control over his personal life, because he just lets that happen to him.

So—in summary, I’ve been writing him as someone who values professional honor over personal honor, and then ends up paying for that in the end.

But here’s also the thing… I’ve been trying to write him as someone who still TRIES. He’s been given this life…all these secrets… some of it is his fault, yes, but some of it also isn’t. It’s just life. He’s trying to do the best he can within its (admittedly artificial) constraints.

He’s just trying his best. hopefully ive left it up to you to decide if he succeeds.

#what is the criterium for a good man: that he tries #? or that he succeeds?#is the intention to do the right thing enough?#you decide #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #icemav #asks #edts notes #I’ve been writing him as a Work Guy who loves his malewife and eventually realizes he should’ve been a Wife Guy the whole time #Guy who really likes getting fucked in the ass & is obsessed with his masculinity-affirming job in response #also i am trying to make it clear—maybe clearer—in the extras that ice is very kind #he is just not KNOWN to be kind & does not want to be known for being kind #maybe next Wednesday I’ll post that excerpt okay #Tom ‘wife guy’ Kazansky

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vicbutnotactually · 6 months

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Day 15: Rat King

Squeak squeak

#Why does he kinda slay tho #hes so extra #Why do you need the hat bro #where did he even get that outfit #gotta love that dark robe and hat combo #i would wear that #did he MAKE the outfit?#did he BUY it?#either way it raises more questions #why the vampiric ass outfit Rat King?#slay roaming around the shadows of New York City in your black robe getup with your army of rats plotting the end of humanity #i know this bitch has the art of war in his bookshelf #me too girl me too #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt rat king #rat king #tmnttober 2023 #tmnttober #inktober #rats should only be named after random objects and round vegetables #this bitch naming his favorite rat Aristotle? sir that is a scrimblus mcbinblus #why his robe collar like that #Rat King girlie what are you doing you’re a scientist not a wizard #it’s ok rat King you’re not ugly you just have bad skin and are evil #does he wear sweatpants under the robe?#i would #Rat King is the heroin chic slay to end all slays

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silviakundera · 4 months

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"how do you, as a fan of [insert character here] deal with [list of this characters's idiocy and/or misdeeds] ?"

.... bestie... my girl, my main man... do u...? think I can only enjoy characters who are good people and smart? 🤔

I don't need to deal with anything. Yes, that character can be awful & makes frankly the dumbest choices. I'm not pretending this character is a whole-ass different person who did different stuff. Then they are someone else, so what's the point?

I.... just come 'ere, I need to understand what lead you to such a ludicrous conclusion. Me & Katherine Pierce wanna understand why you're trying to right my girl's fabulous wrongs.

#the littlest marquis duke regent of An #is a whole trash fire #good 4 him #let! characters! be! shitty!#why do i need to pretend rodney mckay was not at times a sexist condescending jerkface #thats his brand #im reading heart protection #and yan hui is such a selfish asshole who is sometimes a hero and i love her for it #qi rong from tgcf is like everything i despise thrown into a blender with extra hot sauce #but he is v entertaining on page #he is gross but fun #so 🤷‍♀️#the fact that he is deeply uncool and just gets ass kicked all the time #makes the character better

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witherfide · 4 months

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ooohh what a fool i am for thinking i could ever escape the daycare attendant's grimy long fingered hands

#chit chat #COME OONNN YOU CANT SHOW SUN BEING HIS EXTRA ASS SELF AND EXPECT ME TO WALK AWAY #it didnt even last a MONTH #siiiigh (contemplates having to learn how to draw them again)#i am . upset . mainly for how easy i am to fall right back in love with characters i convinced myself i was done with /j

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mxwhore · 5 months

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learned a very valuable lesson today