#I think I’m so goddamn funny

[demonic0angel]

That Art Trend But Make It ✨Anger Management✨ (click for clarity)

Inspired by this:

AP exams are killing me, but JasonxJazz is so healing. Y’know that one art meme (or whatever it’s called) where artists put their OC in a black, fancy dress? Yeah, now make it Anger Management >:D

#sorry #but not for jason crossdressing but for what jazz is saying 💀 #dc x dp #dp x dc #jazz fenton #danny phantom x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #jason todd #anger management ship #anger management #hardcover ship #dp x dc art #art meme #art trend #cross dressing #I think I’m so goddamn funny

[cupiidzbow]

I inadvertently starting f/oing chef kawasaki he’s literally never a done a good thing in his life and he’s not above cooking children a kinda need him

#my sonas already a mermaid so it’s funny to imagine scenarios where I get extremely nervous when he cooks fish 😭😭 #( no ones knows I’m a mermaid bc I have a necklace that gives me legs so he’s not doing it on purpose I promise 😭😭) #he likes cooking me food that fucking sucks but he puts so much love in it I can’t be mad #added thing cause like . No one knows I’m a mermaid so it’s like. why does he so much salty foods….why does he like shrimp cocktail so much #why is he always so goddamn thirsty 🤨🤨🤨 #IDK I THINK ITS FUNNY I HAVE A FEE THOUGHTS be he’s such a fucking loser I need him #txt #🧡🧑‍🍳🍳 #<- new tag

[purplecatghostposts]

Rise Leo meeting the 2012 Gang except after like, less than a week he says something along the lines of ‘Man, I can’t believe that all versions of me and my brothers and our friends are queer!’ And the whole 2012 Gang FREEZES because none of them are out to each other because they just assumed they were the only gay in the group and Rise Leo was able to figure everyone out like THAT.

Cue Spider-Man pointing meme where they’re all like, “YOU’RE BISEXUAL AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?? WE COULD’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS ALL THIS TIME??” While Rise Leo is like “…You guys didn’t know?? Really??” Because they were all so focused on “Oh my god I’m gay… How do I come out to my family…” to notice that ALL of them are gay.

#rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt crossover #The Rise gang is all out to each other because Rise Splinter is a raging bisexual #While 2012 Splinter doesn’t even know he’s bisexual #(He is. Source? Because he has all queer kids.) #All turtles are queer. Not a single one isn’t #I just think it would be funny if Rise Leo pointed it out thinking it was like. A universally known thing only to find out it really isn’t #After that the 2012 Gang gets even closer and they all band together to watch queer shows together to heal their souls #‘2012 Gang is all queer’ applies to both Casey and April too. Neither of these people are straight #Afterwards they form a goddamn line outside Splinters door being like ‘Hey dad… I’m gay.’ one after another #and Splinter is supportive bc he loves his boys but he’s confused why they’re all coming out on the same day #So he just keeps giving personalized speeches to tell them he loves and supports them no matter what #And then later pulls Rise Leo aside like ‘My Alternative Son… I grew up in a very traditional household. I have no idea what a Bisexual is’ #So Rise Leo gives him the rundown so Splinter can better understand his kids #and then is like ‘Hm. this Bisexual thing sounds… Similar to how I feel.’ #and. yeah <3 #you get the idea #SB Speaks #SB Rambles #this got off the rails oops-

[bi4bisamjess]

fav thing about modern day dd comics and the show: both still operate as if Hell’s Kitchen remains to be the organized crime hellscape-of-a-place-to-live-in neighborhood of the 1960s. like hate to break it to you but baby it’s gentrified now. mr murdock doesn’t have anything to fight other than like bird scooters and overpriced coffee shops tbh

#comics aren’t going for realism Ik I’m just a snob who thinks it’s funny #ada.txt #dd #daredevil posting #okay reasonably the show exists in the post avengers universe where the city was almost destroyed #and the comics are just like that I mean can I blame them #Stan Lee in 1964: he’s a blind lawyer in one of the worst neighborhoods! he fights organized crime with his ninja skills! #present day dd: look dude I’m literally j beating up people for rent money it’s so goddamn expensive here nowadays #this doesn’t make sense oopsie #matt murdock #daredevil #daredevil comics #netflix daredevil #she hulk #karen page #foggy nelson #hells kitchen #elektra natchios #mattfoggy

[ohfugecannada]

I think the comics should synergise a tiny little bit with the movies in regard to High Evoloutionary and Rocket being enemies. Not that I think it should be exactly like the messed up abusive creator/creation dynamic of the film (lord knows Rocket’s comic backstory is enough of an inconsistent mess already), but instead more like “this powerful, 1000+ IQ smug intellectual man who basically sees himself as/is pretty much a god-like being, gets shaken to his core/royalty pissed off when he’s out done intellectually by a fucking 3-ft tall furry abomination”

#gotg #guardians of the galaxy #high evolutionary #rocket raccoon #marvel #marvel comics #there is so much potential in a comics!HE and Rocket enemy dynamic fr #especially since HE in the comics is apparently way more stoic and collected compared to the more volatile/unpredictable film version #so it would be so goddamn funny if his breaking point was Rocket being smarter than him and/or generally pulling some loony tunes ass bull #idk man I just think supervillain who has beef with a tiny animal is just the best dynamic ever #also #as far as I’m aware the two have never interacted in the comics like ever #so the canvas is blank and full of potential #tbh comics!Rocket would probably hate comics!HE’s guts in general for the whole animal experimentation stuff #so I can see him beefing with this guy if he ever did anything to get in his way

[rooolt]

I like to think that willy stampler spent the six episodes between goblin and fender glennder doing nothing but racking his brain trying to come up with an answering deez nuts joke to kill glenn to

#*bill and Barry come in wearing matching sexy wife robes* babe come back to bed #I can’t I haven’t figured out what deez nuts joke to set as the soundtrack for this man’s murder #Fuck that’s so hot #*end scene* #I like to think that Barry willy and bill all sleep in one bed either lovers style #Or Charlie and the chocolate factory grandparents style #Goddamn I’m funny #Dndads #dungeons and daddies #willy stampler

[whatbusiness]

trying to come to terms with the fact that I will be watching kaz’s backstory. the singularly most traumatizing backstory i’ve come across in any form of media or content (and it’s not even close). with my own eyes. in just three days. and then live the rest of my life with those images in my head.

#I can’t stop thinking about this #we are so fucked it’s not funny #kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #shadow and bone season 2 #sab netflix #like my head is already a goddamn mess #what will the addition of these images do to me #I’m living in fear over here #like I already have a therapist but y’all can start paying for it after this

[sickgraymeat]

it’s more likely than you think

#adventure time #marceline the vampire queen #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline abadeer #mine #if I made my Twitter public would you promise to think I’m funny #lol that’s only sort of rhetorical #I would have to delete so many goddamn personal posts tho #and probably get the app instead of using the mobile site ahdhdndnsn

[seventh-district]

it’s finally getting cold enough that i can bring my cardigan collection back into rotation without feeling like i’m gonna melt into a puddle the second i step outside!!!

#Seven.txt #my face #i have rematerialized back out of the void to once again make my once-in-a-blue-moon selfie & life update post #i’m running on 4 hours of restless sleep and the single banana i ate for lunch earlier today. let’s do this #hrrrrg i hate the lighting in my bathroom but i refuse to take pictures in the absolute Mental Illness Disaster Zone™️ that is my bedroom #anyways. got diagnosed with Mystery Pain Syndrome at the dentist today. so now i take ✨steroids✨ #the less funny explanation is that my tooth still hurts with pressure nearly a month post-root canal and That’s Not Good #so we’re trying some new medications to see if that fixes it. and if not then who knows. root canal pt.2 the sequel. or extraction. sigh #and so the Dental Saga continues. todays visit went quite well in spite of the unforeseen mystery pain delaying the tooth-shaving plans #we had some time to kill so he managed to fill some of my other tiny cavities while i was there today so that’s good #okay moving on. what else. uhh. OH they finally came out and ran the fiber to the house last week!!! now i’m just waiting on one more- #-guy to come and finish the interior install and the long awaited fast internet will finally be mine eheheheheeeee #now i can feel my hours upon hours of unedited gameplay footage breathing down my neck :) #man i’ve got so much stuff piled up right now. i’m drowning in Tasks and it’s a lil overwhelming but i’ll handle it all! eventually #uhhhhm my current writing project is coming along well! i’ve never put so much time and effort into a oneshot before in my life #its a labor of love though and i think i’m gonna be really proud of myself (and the fic) once it’s complete #even if no one reads it bc it’s so goddamn self indulgent and kinda lowkey throws canon out the window but like. fuck it! #if i want Astarion to write a song on piano and perform it for me while mentally taking me on a trip down memory lane. then so be it #fr though i’ve never written anything quite like this and i rlly want to do it justice. even if its unrealistic i still want it to be Good #in other news i received word that one of the chickens i sponsor at my local Gentle Barn has passed away so i had a lil cry abt that #i feel so bad for his little tiny chicken wife. they obviously loved each other and it’s like. so sad when one half of an old couple dies #like. she pulled him out of his depression after his 1st wife died. now who’s gonna be there to pull Her out… #anyways let’s not get all sad about that again. in happier news my cat who i presumed died/got killed has returned home uninjured!!! #after that huge stray dog chased her into the woods i thought we’d never find or see her again #but then the morning after i started grieving her she showed back up hungry as hell yet completely unharmed like the enigma that she is #so that’s one definite highlight from earlier this month. uhh what else. rapid fire summary of the past few weeks let’s go- #Jersey turned 10! Bullet turned 10! my 6 year Veganniversary happened! i’m approaching 700 days on DuoLingo! #i’ve written more than 20 thousand words! i’ve been facing some fears! fighting my OCD! taking care of myself! (kinda!) #anyways things are far from being all sunshine and roses around here but i’m trying to focus on the good stuff for the most part #for now tho i have a headache and have reached 30 tags so it’s time to go shovel some mashed potatoes into my mouth :)

[akkivee]

things samatoki has done in arb to juto that i think is charming:

makes coffee for him enough for juto to get a craving for it

on a rare day where juto was allowed to leave work early and had the following day off, samatoki schmoozed his way into a night out drinking with him and going shopping the next day

also sweet talked juto into buying samatoki’s fav style of fashion

juto barely got out a greeting to doppo (and hifumi lol) before samatoki pulled juto away lol

samatoki repeatedly telling juto, on said man’s birthday, if he’s grateful for the gifts he can return the favour with his body :)

got out of jail this one time and wanted to celebrate by drinking with juto

upon juto running away from him after expressing desire of the above point, samatoki hunted juto down, broke into his home, and dragged him out on that night out he wanted lol

on a different occasion where samatoki got out of jail, juto was in osaka and therefore unavailable to celebrate with samatoki and samatoki indignantly responded to this by saying, ‘wtf could be in out there in osaka when i’m here?????’

#vee queued to fill the void #it’s been a very long while since i’ve listened to samatoki’s and juto’s lines so i might be conflating two unrelated lines???? #but i’m pretty sure samatoki has a coffee making line that relates to juto wanting to drink samatoki’s coffee lol #i think samatoki being entirely into juto’s space all time in arb is funny lol #lol and that osaka trip event and the rosasa samajuto art that spawned from it lmao #like sasara sent samatoki a vid of juto in those bunny ears going ‘i’m a lonely only rabbit that’ll die if i’m left alone’ #and the 🤝 vibe between them lmao #since we got that voting thing going on rn for sequel events #the samajuto fans on my feed posted a list of all the events where samatoki and juto are just together #and goddamn there are a lot lmao i should buy previous stories since someone on the arb team likes to provide feasts lol #who knows what else i’m missing between them lmao

[mars-ipan]

the hinata kinning is strong tonight

#marzi speaks #once again. shoutout to izuru for calling me out on that enough times for me to realize it’s the truth #crazy thing is i keep finding out how correct it is in different ways #like i realized recently. i have no idea who i am or who i’m supposed to be #i think i know who i wanna be? but i might already be that person and not even know it #and the other night i was sitting there. and i thought ‘who the hell am i.’ and then i realized that’s such a fucking hajime ass thought #identity issues moment. teehee !! #i didn’t… think i had identity issues??? but shit i might !!! #it might be genderfluidity having a moment. it might be stress. it could be anything #anything could be responsible for the way i am. if i would be likely to do anything given the right circumstances #how can i know that any choice i make is truly my own #…i need to go to bed. it might be bedtime #do you see what i MEAN though??? goddamn. i should work on getting a therapy appt set up or smth #on a more lighthearted note the whole hajime kinnie thing is SO funny in hindsight #when i asked izuru why he thought i was a hajime kinnie he just went ‘oblivious and gay. among other things.’ #and i said ‘what other things?????’ and he went ‘i’m not gonna bore myself with the details. if anyone would know it’d be me trust me’ #and well. shit! a bitch was right and that still irritates me a little. how the fuck did that fucker know that much about me #it is a super funny interaction though. izuru kamukura came to my blog called me a faggot and left. slay

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

oh maybe i am still a bit bi. cool

#still going with queer as the main thing but this thought popped into my head today and i thought it was funny so i’m subjecting you to it #i don’t think my attraction to people will ever ever make up its mind it changes so often but it’s almost cyclical #it’s very funny to me personally and no one else #in other news. when do i get my goddamn girlfriend (or boyfriend she adds hesitantly) #who’s gonna be the fell harder to my fell first. pls. i beg of you coworker crush #mari is irrelevant

[desperatecheesecubes]

Ollie displaying a stunning level of denial in this issue

#roy harper #oliver queen #TW drug use #mine #I can see why his characterization in these issues causes so much turmoil #but I’m me and imma focus on how goddamn funny it is #Roy: I’m using drugs because you’ve abounded me #Ollie: damn that’s a sad story. so glad you’d never do drugs Roy #anyway I loved Roy in both these issues #what a good lad #tryna think if I’ve read him in anything pre N52 #but I don’t think I have????? #crazy #oh wait yeah I did I read where he got accepted into the Justice League I’m so dumb lol #green lantern (1960) 85 #not me going off in the tags

[zippityzap]

I go to my bf’s place to watch anime for a couple of hours and when I get back half my tumblr dash is people talking about a movie that doesn’t fucking exist

#goncharov #I was so goddamn confused #congrats you got me #it’s soo funny because this is extremely in character for tumblr and I’m wondering what twitter migrants think of it

[munamania]

i’ve been trying to pull back on saying this so much lately but i’m going to kill myself

#i don’t want to go get equipment and i don’t want to film anymore i want to go HOME #while we weren’t allowed to eat in the car i was just mumble thinking out loud like Oh my cats gonna get a really late dinner she’s probably #upset and the director was like Yeah so’s [her dog]. i was silent bc otherwise i would have lost it for no good reason but like #you don’t have to be defensive i KNOW about your fucking dog you talk about her all the goddamn time you #BROUGHT HER TO A SET and granted she was rather well behaved but she still interrupted it quite a bit #babe i wanna go HOME. NOW 😭 #abby talks #this is so fuckimg funny i’m complaining and she just whipped out her phone to talk abt her dog again #SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING DOG. #I. DONT. CARE. #sorry i’m being sooooo so so so so mean like i like this person but oh my goddddddddddddf.

[x-ladydisdain-x]

This fucking piercing omg

#every time I’m like oh looks pretty healed :) it gets all irritated or something #it’s been months #and now I have a goddamn pustule . #I know they’re super common but come on it’s been so long isnt this supposed to happen closer to when you first get jt pierced #it was doing so well too :( this literally just happened i just noticed it and I check it a lot #it’s funny I’m always like I looove piercings I’m gonna get so many when I’m an adult 🤪🤪 !! #as if my body hasn’t done an awful job healing the two I’ve already gotten #both on the ear too (lobe & helix) which is like the safest place to get a piercing #my lobes were a complete mess healing it was awful and my helix is all irritated and stuff every other week #I’m doing everything right I promise I just think my body hates piercings #I love piercings so much tho :( tragic. #sometimes opal says stuff