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winterspiderpurrs · 28 days
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Okay but like.. combining several fic tropes
*Tony Starks Bio son[Peter] kidnap when a baby/toddler
*genuis Peter, but being smart, don't pay rent= Stripper Peter[ maybe he in college on scholarships or on his 2/3 doctorate]
*someone getting married there is a bachelor party = Peter gets hired with a group and visits Stark/Avenger Tower
*Peter's fingers get scanned=maybe there is a delay for whatever reason
*When the results get sent to Tony's glasses Peter is already in mid lap dance
Peter may or may not be Spiderman-dealer's choice
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Eberwolf needs to take a pill and is giving Darius so much shit and Camila walks over with a cheese slice takes the pill, folds it in front of him, hands it back, and Eber eats it immediately.
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vulpixelates · 27 days
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a tiefling with bugle horn caps
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korixae · 1 year
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watching hannibal for the first time and they so clearly want each other
EDIT: no stop wait she helped her dad kill them they’re like a little fucked up murder family with the cannibal dad, the murderer empathiser/ murder enjoyer dad and the murder helper daughter. this show is so sick i kinda love it
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At this point I'm convinced Grayson Hawthorne is literally the only right person to ship you with. I would say maybe Jude/Cardan but they're mine so you'll have to share <3
I LAUGHED SO HARD.
Yes, ship me with him. Love to see it. I'm obssessed and I'm not ashamed ♥
I agree to sharing bc I want both jude and Cardan
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allo-frouto · 8 months
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Gonna check up on you later then!
I hope the answer is satisfactory!
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skinkskonk · 2 years
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Being ugly has to be the new counterculture punk trend
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blondemadona · 1 year
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Horror rom-com should be a far more popular genre
THE most popular if we’re being honest
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mollificen · 2 years
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RANT POST:
Really hate the rhetoric that gen z is a super accepting and progressive generation.
I’m sat in my common right now, and in the past, 5 minutes? The F slur has been yelled too many fucking times. And then people joke it’s bad and laugh and keep saying it.
I don’t feel safe, my entire body feels gross every time they say it.
I’m going home for lunch and then coming back in for my lesson.
We are not any better than the previous generations. We claim we are sure. And maybe as a whole we are more progressive.
I see it on social media all the time. How we are the new progressive generation. The one who will fix things. Who will give us hope. The good generation.
We are not good. We live in a bubble, an echo chamber. Constantly hearing the same opinions of those like us, online, in media, in real life. So I think we tend to be shocked when we meet people our age who doesn’t match our ideas of what we are.
We’re not as good as the older generations, we’ve just convinced ourselves we are.
But I don’t think this is damning? I don’t feel as if we’re doomed. It just makes me want to push back, to fight harder, so that we can at least try and make the world better for the next generation.
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trashcora · 2 years
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is is THAT MATT MURDOCK AT THE END OF THE NEW SHE HULK TRAILER PLZZZZZZZZZ 
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acornmoment · 1 year
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I need to do research on the Writs of Morag Tong before I kill anybody else. I'm only here to get the Dark Brotherhood off my back not to actually become an assassin.
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blueboxbeagle · 1 month
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kochei0 · 2 months
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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griancraft · 3 months
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Listen to skyjacks also look at my cat
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