#I was busy trying to be straight

[contact-guy]

I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

#no shade on Sherlock fans I just missed it! #I was busy trying to be straight

[lazycranberrydoodles]

you’d think after 800 years he’d learn his lesson about taking afternoon naps. / prev comic / follow for more sleepy xie lian

#i think xie lian and hua cheng are sleep deprived for different reasons. xie lian does get sleepy at like 10pm #but prayers will often keep him up past then. or he’ll get up at 4 for similar reasons #hua cheng doesn’t need to sleep. he would never pass up an opportunity to cuddle but when xie lian isnt there #you can BET he’s working on a new sculpture for 8 hours straight #or reading. or managing his city. or painting. or taking care of black water’s fish. or any of the other 8 million things he excells at #i think they’d try to minimize the times they sleep apart though….. theyve both been alone for so long :( #i am a BIG believer in hualian naps. what a luxury yknow?? when youre touch starved and busy all the time?? i want these men COMFY #ALSO TUMBLR DESATURATED THIS TO HELL GRRRR IT HAD SUCH A NICE GOLDEN HOUR EFFECT #tgcf #art #comic #tian guan ci fu #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #san lang #hob #heaven official's blessing #tgcf fanart #天官赐福 #mxtx #my art #lmao #tgcf meme

[gayvampyr]

“queer spaces should be inclusive of people who don’t enjoy sex and who have “strange”, negative or repulsed relationships with sex” and “sex is an important aspect of lgbt community, history, and activism and queer people should be allowed and able to talk freely about sex without stigma or shame” are ideas that can and should coexist.

#‘queer people were banned from and shamed for having sex and that’s where a lot of our activism stemmed from’ and #‘not liking or having sex is considered abnormal and a mental illness and also needs to be destigmatized’ are concepts that not only can but #often do coalign #it’s esp important to consider that a lot of lgbt ppl who have a tricky and strained relationship with sex are like that because of trauma #which is very common for queer folks #it’s really not an ace-only thing #like i am sex repulsed but it’s very hard to discern if it’s because i’m asexual or if it’s the trauma. either way i deserve to have those #feelings and be included in lgbt spaces and discussions about sex and treated as just another queer person with a different experience #instead of being alienated because my feelings about sex don’t directly line up with yours #im so sick of people in this community trying to pit us against each other. as an ace lesbian that shit is so toxic and harmful #my relationship with sex is fluid. im sex-positive always‚ but i often find myself sex repulsed. im otherwise neutral about it but im sick #of people acting like it’s either you enjoy sex and have it frequently or you hate it and you shame everyone who has it like youre a puritan #and it’s often aphobes who bought into that ‘aces are puritanical celibate straights who want ppl who have gay sex to die or think they’re #‘dirty’ or some shit. and it was literally 90% crypto-aphobes pretending to be aces to get people to adopt that into their belief system #the same way crypto-t/rfs pretend to be trans women who want to prey on the ‘innocent women’ #and y’all will use those posts/screenshots as ‘evidence’ that whatever scapegoat you’ve selected is actually inherently bad/homophobic/ #misogynistic/etc and not even #acknowledge the giant hole in your logic cuz you’re too busy trying to find a scapegoat #it’s the same tactics and y’all fall for it every time #text post #like. lesbians are CONSTANTLY getting hounded and told that we’re broken or mentally i’ll for not showing interest in (having sex with) men #for the same reason asexuality is considered bad or wrong or weird #not showing interest in heterosexual relationships or sex is why this is so important #anyone that falls outside the scope of heterosexuality is part of this community whether you like it or not

[mahealinskis]

"Because You Wanted It"™

#or “Eden's subconscious trying really hard to getting him out of his mind closet but damn he's dumb” #dude is having wet dreams about a hot dude one day after meeting him and still believe he's straight 😩 #onlyoneof #bump up business #bl series #bl drama #korean bl #onlyoneof mill #onlyoneof nine #jihoon's “because you wanted it” is living in my head rent free since yesterday i need help #wookjin #yongsoo #nine #mill

[sodafizzyart]

Meant to draw something more explicit but I couldn’t get through the exposition

#idk I just can’t get to the meat and potatoes without some emotional connection LMAO #someone sedate me FR though I’m running out of fics #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #everlark fanart #thg fanart #thg books #thg #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #mockingjay #catching fire #technically this is post MJ #I’d like to think that they spend a lot of time keeping themselves busy and also doing as little as possible #so this is one night where their insomnia is keeping them awake and they’re back at the point they can talk again #also yes I’m trying to draw peeta thick he grew up on straight carbs

[askblueandviolet]

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #blue and violet #I was a little busy today so I couldn't start answering things as quick as I wanted to but I'M WORKING ON IT XDDD #as funny as it would be to get these two sucker punched by candy bracelets- #I realised it would be more funny if I drew Macaque straight up eating the candy instead #my knowledge of Bendy and the Ink Machine is also really really limited lmao #I had to google what these 1920s sillies looked like #also the dishes on the table are Lo Mai Gai (hidden by the Alice plushie) - Bao - Dumplings - and Lob Bak Go which is 'turnip cake' #more will be added throughout the next few asks haha #I will do my best to try and include as many as I can from the chapter itself but there is only so much space on this table lmao-

[statementlou]

Why are people so afraid of the possibility that Louis is bisexual? Do they hate women that bad? Are they afraid that there are women who are sexually attracted to Louis? And that they dont see Louis as a brother? That Louis William Tomlinson fucks???

I mean speaking for myself I'm not afraid of shit but I've been paying absurdly close attention to Louis for a very long time now and I believe he's gay, it's not that fucking deep. Some people are gay. If you don't, cool, do you, but it seems to me like the people who really want to think he's bi are not talking much at all about what they actually see in Louis and instead quite a lot about what they WANT to see in Louis for their own reasons, as your weird message mushing together the topics of who is attracted to him with who he is attracted to perfectly illustrates. Women being sexually attracted to Louis has ZERO bearing on who he is or who he is attracted to, and thinking he's gay is not the same thing as thinking of him as a brother or that he doesn't fuck; it's okay to be attracted to people who aren't attracted to you and never will be, and it's literally the ONLY option with celebrities, regardless of their sexuality. We all know he isn't (No Control anyone?) but it would also be okay to have the hots for Louis if he was ace! IT DOESN'T MATTER

#I do in fact firmly believe that he thinks of us a bunch of little sisters- that DOES NOT mean we have to think of him as a brother #those are COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED THINGS #blah blah blah #LMAO I just realized I was so busy being like wtf at this ask that I didn't even really appreciate #that even this person with all of this.... isn't even trying to be like well he could be STRAIGHT😂

[constantvariations]

Why did they create such a useless character to show Cinder's backstory when Salem is literally right there AND the real question the audience wants answered???

Imagine if it had been Salem who stayed at the hotel and saw something of herself in the scrappy servant girl. She saw how the Madame treated little Cinder and offered a way out only if Cinder has the power to be useful to her. Maybe she put Cinder to a test of how far she was willing to go for freedom, or maybe Salem wanted something from the Madame that she wouldn't give so it was up to Cinder to provide

Either way, Salem gets a young disciple that's ruthlessly ambitious and easy to manipulate and Cinder gains the illusion of freedom under a new master

#rwde #ofc salem wouldnt be grimmified in this version bc she'd stand out too much to do under the table shit #or she still could be but the world actually looks like an anime like it did in the beacon days #v4 on is far too grounded in reality design-wise #where the hell are the folks w wild ass hair colors and styles?? the most we get is joannas green but she says like 10 words so who cares #tis some bullshit and why i refuse to call v4+ rwby an anime #anyway this was somehow prompted by me comparing vergil to cinderella #as you can see i am Completely Normal tm #ngl tho vergil is a better cinderella if instead of riches-rags-riches its power-powerless-power #cinder starts at the bottom so her baseline mentality is way off if you want to do a cinderella remake #rags to riches is abt underdogs clawing up the social ladder against all odds #but riches rags riches is abt reclaiming what was yours #if we use cinders random disdain towards schnees in v8 as inspiration we could have a story of rival businesses #cinders father gets booted from power/high society thanks to Jacques's maybe legal maybe not methods and meddling #could go several ways from there: #her father could die and she'd be left homeless and alone in the cruel underbelly of the wealthy and powerful #she could find work w the Madame and try to endure the abuse so she and her father can pay the bills #her father could straight up sell her to the madame #itd be a horrific way to learn the significance of power and how easily it can be taken #i wanna like cinder so bad but v5 on fucked her irreparably. she doesnt even dress well anymore ffs

[willowcrowned]

i hate hate HATE when you have to trick and bribe yourself into writing. why is it hard to do a thing you like to do for fun

#right now I’m trying desperately to come up with a little treat to get myself to just open the doc for ten minutes #i know if i can work for ten minutes straight and get into the flow I’ll be golden #but I’ve been trying for HOURS and I! just! can’t! #anyways usually this is the point I would ask somebody to write with me or at least bother me every fifteen minutes to check that I’m writi #but everybody is busy and I don’t like to do ask games/keep me company while I writes so close together #writing

[gamebunny-advance]

Random Question Time (Side B)

Note: This question is more about "feeling" than the strict and literal definitions of their relationship. Since 1010 are robots, they can't "literally" be Neon J.'s sons. This question is asking how you think their relationship functions in human terms.

See the sister poll to vote on 1010's relationship with each other.

#gbunny polls #nsr #no straight roads #neon j. #neon j #1010 #no 'just a father/friend' option because no matter how they (or you) personally feel about their relationship #he is literally their manager either way #that part of their relationship can't be excluded in any variation except in cases where 1010 are not independent entities from NJ #as for my personal feelings i think he's a manager first. father second. #i think he views them fondly and he does think of them as his sons a lot of the time #but when push comes to shove business comes first and they are his property to do as he pleases with #but that generally takes the form of him trying to be fatherly when he can and strict when he must be #he's trying his best to be both a commander and a father but he's not flawless and he has higher priorities over them #namely whatever benefits NSR more even if it's a detriment to 1010 or himself #in dsync/gag comics this is exaggerated more but at my baseline headcanon he's trying his best to balance the 2

[kisaraslover]

if anyone has any problem making sense of the way i interpret Kaiba just remember this: Tea Gardner looks at him one day and has the dawning realization "hes like a lesbian of some kind" this should make all the pieces fall into place

#not art #tea gardner #anzu mazaki #seto kaiba #yugioh #ygo #i mean it. kisara existing or not. i mean ittttt #i look at him. i look at myself. i look at his barely contained animosity towards all men- immediate competition- rivals #and then his much more calm reception of women. and i go ''hes literally me'' #this is why im forever kaiba-mai valentine kaiba-ishizu friendship truther. tea doesnt make the cut but like. #if i write the series again id have to make him choose her for anything that isnt dueling. that spot is determinedly atem #but hes gotta sit next to someone from yugi gang for a flight? gardner. hes gotta share a cab? gardner. hes gotta save a yugi friend? #gardner. #not that they speak. not that hed want to spend time with her he doesnt have to. but to me hes like those dogs that hate men always #mai valentine would genuinely have his respect -she seems to have given battles of her own and came out a bit similar to him #hed actively enjoy her humor especially if joey is the butt of it. she would actively make an effort to get close too. birds of a feather #ishizu though. ohhh hed be so annoyed anytime shes like ''fate and gods and magic'' the way i am when straight girls bring up. #astrology. and tarot and whatnot. half disproving and trying to convince them. half listening to see where they take it #but 100% not taking it seriously for himself #but shes an accomplished woman who can be a deadly business woman and hed like that part of her. #again he can see himself reflected in powerful women and the sexist writing aside he just wouldnt be threatened by them #COUGH gozaburo COUGH. #sigh i just gotta make everything about that asshole dont i. #<- actual seto kaiba thought whenever he has an emotional awakening to his trauma once again being tied to gozaburo #DAMN im a good kinnie. yeeeesh

[labyrynth]

so…somehow topaz is not only managing to embody “rampant capitalist” but also “insidious colonizer”???

like babe maybe try not launching an armed alien invasion of their home threatening to extract every single resource of potential value. or like. dumping a 700yr old debt on a planet that has been entirely isolated for most of that.

hey speaking of how it’s been 700 years since this supposed loan was made—why are you sweeping in to demand hundreds of years of interest on a loan you didn’t care enough to collect more than 400 years ago…conveniently AFTER you decided that maybe there was something to exploit here after all?

like goddamn when they announced “topaz and numby” i thought the pig was supposed to be NUMBY and yet Here We Are

#moi #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr topaz #topaz & numby #capitalism is capitalism i guess #the worst part is i can’t even tell if they meant for her to come off like such a straight up cunt? #like it feels like they’re trying to spin it like ‘oh well she’s just doing her job and trying to help—‘ uhh no #one does not waltz in after not lifting a finger to help just to extract what little wealth this planet has #‘the IPC may seem heartless and cruel’ YEAH BECAUSE IT IS. ITS LITERALLY A HEARTLESS CORPORATION #THAT HAS CANONICALLY ENGAGED IN UNETHICAL BUSINESS PRACTICES #‘oh well oh my home planet outside corporations fucked up the environment massively and people were suffering— #BUT THEN THE IPC SAVED THE DAY! and all it cost was signing your life over to a faceless corporation that doesn’t give a shit about you :)’ #WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP THE ENVIRONMENT TO BEGIN WITH????? #‘so i’ve decided to be gracious and kind and FORGIVE your planets (cough supposed) debts… #…​provided you sign your entire planet’s population to my glorious corporation.’ #‘(and if you don’t agree to these terms then we will take your planet by force and extract every ounce of wealth)’ #like HELLO??????? #this whole situation is manipulative as hell

[suffarustuffaru]

related to the BDSM ask and also a deeply cursed thought but do you think reinhard would have a daddy kink or at least a fatherly affection kink?

HAH. HAH. i did a lot of laughing seeing this post bc i absolutely love cursed thoughts like this. but also youre. youre not. youre not Wrong....... youre not wrong....

i think that whether reinhard does actually feel sexual/romantic attraction or not is like. the most up in the air with him compared to sooo many other characters who are around his age in the cast. and also either way i think dude is like way too repressed + traumatized + those two things are playing off of each other in the worst feedback loop possible anyway HAH to like. even think about trying to do romance or sex rn. but also poor guy has gotta know that hes around the age that hes probably gonna start being expected to make the next sword saint haha :,))) so uh. this sounds terrible but like it Is Terrible but like - no matter what reinhard's desires are, if he's still under control from the kingdom, his desires Wont Matter. :,,)))))))) im crying on the floor over reinhard again.

but. but.... but...... okay... hear me out... i think that reinhard is also Really Really starved for anyy sort of affection. dude is starved for friends, he latches onto whatever friends he can even get (and literally ALL OF THEM think that hes a monster) and he most likely might just be craving for familial affection too :,))))) since he got a taste of that for around the first five or so years of his life until shit went downhill with theresia, wilhelm, louanna, and heinkel in Various Ways. and ofc we Know that reinhard blames himself for shit going wrong in his family. for "killing" theresia the first time...

and. well. listen.... if one were to offer reinhard that sort of affection.... friendship or familial affection..... but there was a sexual slant to it..... but what youre offering him is Affection and Being Seen And Treated As Human.... then. well. thatd be the offer of a lifetime for him, i think he'd take it HAHA. he'd. he'd take it in a heartbeat. thats a dream come true for him, because we know that he definitely craves platonic affection and he craves being Normal. being Human. being a Person. even if getting it means sex is attached to it... i think. i think he'd take that chance.

so like. that being said, idk if reinhard would have a kink for fatherly affection per se, but i Do think that if, say, someone were to be like this sort of fatherly figure for him... even if there was a sexual aspect, i think that reinhard is craving any kind of affections enough to go along with it. whether he'd be Super Into the sexual aspect is probablyy up for debate haah along with the fact that we kinda dont have his pov in canon yet. and i Do think that reinhard would probably prefer his REAL dad more than someone pretending to be like half of that role, if that makes sense, if only bc i think reinhard would love to see his dad recover and feel better and all that haaah. (......and its a nice contrast to heinkel and wilhelm REPLACING REINHARD...... im crying on the floor over all of them once again.)

but. i mean. reinhards still human after all.... so like. hypothetically speaking..... Could he be tempted by someone giving fatherly affection even if it was sexual...................................................................... i think that theres a chance reinhard might just cave depending on the circumstances. ;-;;;;;; and i do think that given how. Mild. reinhard acts about almost everything, my running theory on reinhard's thoughts on sex and/or romance is that he might just be neutral about it. but like.... the offer of affection.. and humanization.... that's what would be the most tempting for reinhard here, i think. the sex would be like. the supplement, if it turns out to be something he'd be into.

and also reinhards you know... submissive (nonsexual) (obviously) to the kingdom and to his family, so in a bdsm aspect he would be like. probablyyyy submissive sexually too just bc i cannot see him liking being the dominant one. especially with his strength. like ofc dude is used to holding back with his strength and all, but he'd probably be more into making his partner feel good, and i think bdsm would probably be like flipping that whole dynamic reinhard has with the government and his family on its head. reinhard is forced to submit to them / feels obligated to do so and doesnt have much of a heart to go against his family unless he Really has to -

in bdsm, reinhard could choose to submit, in a sense. he could finally feel weak, but not in the painful ways hes felt weak - like in terms of emotional despair and the pain of dying and coming back or something. bdsm could be like reinhard's chance to feel close to "human" - weak in an acceptable way while being fed positive attention for his efforts :,))))))) and its very very intimate, so. i think he'd just be Super into the affection that could be behind it.

in conclusion.................................................................. i really doubt, yknow, that reinhard Currently has like. a daddy kink. a father kink. but hypothetically speaking............. like..... you could............. you could awaken that in him for sure.................................................................. poor guy just wants love okay HAHA

#rezero #re:zero #reinhard van astrea #ask #also i do personally hc reinhard as ace/aro !!! i think his behavior in canon kinda supports it!!! but def he could go in. any direction #but i really doubt that hes straight #and idek if hes even thought that hard about any romantic/sexual desires he may have. dudes too busy trying to keep his friends :((( #also uhhh do these asks need nsft tags. oopsies i forgor #nsft

[spaghett-onaplate]

sixth day at my new school and i didn't sit alone at lunch today 🥳🥳

#woohoo!! #some girls invited me to sit with them so i did and chatted to them and this other guy #some of them are in my classes!! they were all very nice #honestly i was aiming to just try and fit in with the cishet boys and last week when i heard the rumour i was gay i was kinda freaked out #but i've scoped out the situation and it's not unsafe to be out (as bi. not anyone's business i'm trans) #so i realise it's better to just be open and have better chances of finding the right people than living in fear and squashing myself to-- #--fit in with the wrong people. bc if i can't be fully myself around someone then why would i want to be good friends with them?? #so yar i'll stick with other queer guys and supportive girls. gay guy/straight girl friendships are stereotypical but it's an ecosystem tha #works in a situation like high school tbh #ooo and i guess he was away today but the guy from a couple of my classes who i think is cute is in that group so added bonus #o and actually unrelated but at recess i went to this queer group thing i was invited to by a teacher last week #(recess is first and lunch is sceond) #i wasn't sure if i was going to go (mostly bc of my 'blend in' mindset) but i'm glad i did!! it was pretty nice #mostly just nice to get an idea of 'safe' people and teachers yaknow #'people and teachers' -- those aren't two mutually exclusive categories of being ajdsgjf but ykwim #and if i didn't go then i probably wouldn't have been in the better mindset for being just myself with everyone at lunch #so wahoo yippee :D #now i just needa keep talking to everyone and putting myself out there a bit more and i'll find the right people :)

[juiceofmoons]

#skz #stray kids #staysource #seo changbin #han jisung #they are so cute so I had to post straight away and not put in q hehe #userbeepls #usermissye #usersa #usertsu #userwinterfloral #bitsforkitts #adriblr #<3 #trying to bulk make things and q them for once a day because i'm so busy now :( but these guys make it sooooo hard!! (affectionate)

[thebest-medicine]

so I’m typing up the fic im working on on my computer and I usually write everything I post on here in the notes on my phone… I only really use my computer for work so I feel like I’m some fancy professional writer and I keep getting all giddy like he he he he it says tickle tho

#trying to write with a straight face while my boyfriend watches tv on the couch but he cannot see my screen lol #yes I am doing busy smart working girl things #personal