#I was only supposed to decide her house. WTF happened??!!??!

[inklore]

—🍊. 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐔'𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓

this is not a writing challenge, this is just a list of summer au's that have been collecting dust in my google docs that i'm both sick of looking at, and also feel like for those who also really enjoy writing summery fics, could always use more inspiration or ideas for au's or scenario's (even if it's just smutty or fluffy blurbs).

please make note that anyone can use these for any fandom or character. it's literally for everyone, for whatever ship, gender, or verse. no one owns au's and everyone makes them their own and writes differently. so please do with the content below as you wish!!

you don't gotta tag me if you use one but would i love to read your beautiful work? hell yeah so feel free to if ya feel like it.

i separated each into categories + some might have added context or prompts because i have zero self control and like to be extra and add ideas onto things lmao.

hopefully someone finds these fun and helpful, happy writing my loves <3

LOCATION.

beach

ocean

ice cream parlor

lake town

ranch

summer camp

summer school

island

boat

fishing town

resort

the woods

national park

public pool

destination wedding

renaissance fair

lake house

bar

theme park

capecod

italy

winery / vinyards

country club

cruise ship

concert

RELATIONSHIP BASED.

brothers best friend ('unfortunately' spending the summer with your family)

neighbors au

exes back for the summer

bodyguard au (character a has to follow around reader whose some princess/rich girl on a vacation, bonus points if she's supposed to be on lockdown but refuses to stay at the hotel, even more bonus points if her parents sent her on this vacation as a rehabilitation for her bad habits)

best friends dad (you're spending the summer with your bestie and god her dads hot as hell)

mermaid x human

frat boy x good girl (last minute studying together before summer break, or maybe the frat is throwing a big grad party and reader decides to let loose for the first time in forever)

frat boy x sorority girl (it's giving rich hoes who can't stand each other who get caught doing something and have to do community service with each other alllll summerrrrr long, can you think of anything worse?!)

sitcom stars (they're both on some summer love show but fall for each other instead, or you're two celebs supposed to be fake dating on some mtv drama show in palm springs but you actually fall for each other)

park ranger x someone who thought going camping alone would be fun but oh shit i know nothing about the wilderness au

ex-best friends ex (a summer love but put revenge and 'we're only fucking because this friend screwed me over and it'll really show them' au anyone??)

lifeguard x parent au (or you saved my life let me repay you wink wink)

dads best friend

house sitter x house owner (or neighbor, or family member who came home early and wtf are you doing here and who are you?? or even the old i asked the neighbor to watch our house but also my wife wink wink)

babysitter who tags along on vacation with the family au

fake dating (for the summer)

friends to lovers was made for summer au's!!!

superhero x vigilante (nightly meet ups to keep the streets safe)

friends with benefits but only for the summer au

painter x muse

body found on beach x person who found them (+ the added bonus of the two of them working together to figure out wtf happened and how they got there)

sugar baby x sugar whathaveyou (free vacation? hell yeah)

roommates (renting a room for summer what could go wrong)

tour guide / local x tourist

camp counselor x parent of camper

friend group on a drama filled vacay au

the only single people at this resort for couples au

sad housewife x pool boy

DARK THEMED.

cult au

slasher au

hitchhiking gone wrong (or right)

monster au (summer is the perfect time to go exploring for the monster in the woods or the lake, ocean even, obviously)

haunted house au

ghost hunting au

hunter x prey (bonus points if they don't know they're being hunted until it's too late)

safe house au (gone wrong)

kidnapping au (it's giving 365 days but less shitty ok)

stranded au (on an island, in a creepy town, etc)

bestie's trip gone wrong au (the innocent looking guys at the pool who are gorgeous are actually super shitty and deadly omg, or the couple in the hotel room next to us are insane wow, or someone is killing us off...but it's someone within the friend group)

stuck in an abandoned amusement park au

INSPIRED BY.

grease au

dirty dancing au

x au (70s-80s pornstars au + added slasher element if ya wanna make it dark)

daisy jones & the six / rocker au (summer tour anyone?)

the white lotus (cheating au?? a couple hoping a vacation will fix their marriage, maybe even the whole shitty husband leaves you there and you fall for one of the resort workers)

50 first dates au (but make it 'i bet i can make you fall in love with me by the end of summer)

jurassic park au

i know what you did last summer au

friday the 13th au

the final girls au (aka you end up in your favorite movie and have to find your way out with a side of 'oh shit there's my fav character what if i stayed and made them fall in love with me instead', or go full final girls au and you're stuck in a cult horror movie and have to survive the night to get out of it)

outer banks / goonies au

schitt's creek au

romeo and juliet (1996) au

mama mia au (the prequeal tho aka boning a bunch of people and omg i'm pregnant who is the baby daddy tho??)

overboard au

OCCUPATIONS.

naturalist

farmers market vender

dog walker / dog sitter

dive bar singer

surfer

swim instructor

vet

journalist

camp counselor

author

cowboy

undercover pi

contractor

car wash attendant

lifeguard

gardener / landscaper

summer intern

tour guide

tutor

nanny

theme park owner

bartender

house sitter

summer farmhand

golf course caddy

sign-holder

movie theatre worker

uber driver

wedding photographer

hotel receptionist

RANDOM.

heatwave (how ever will we stay cool?)

shipwreck / stranded on an island au

rainstorm / hurricane au (stuck inside oh no what will we do??)

love triangle that shit

matchmaking au

love letters in a bottle au

drunken karaoke

kissing in the rain is top tier

workaholic letting loose au

(illegal) car racing au

road trip au

#feel free to add to this list if you wish #writing prompts #writer resources #fic au's #prompts #fic resources #au's #writing reference #fic help #resources !

[scarareg]

Percy Jackson and The Olympians Season 1 Review (2/3)

Part 1 • Part 3

What I dislike:

The action scenes are lacking. An example is Percy fighting Mrs Dodds: 1rst-Why did it happen in front of everyone? That makes not sense. Yes, the Mist hides stuff but if a woman attacks a teenager everyone will see it! 2nd- It was weirdly paced. Like one second Mrs Dodds was standing and the next she was dead. It took me a second to realize what happened. It was anticlimactic and Percy basically did nothing,he was just lucky Riptide opened up just in time to stop her. Another scene like that was the fight against Ares. To me it was "just fine" yet not epic. I feel it should be a little longer and I wish to see more of Ares using his battle tactics and powers, he is the God of War after all. Again, it is ok for what it is but it definitely could and should have been a bigger moment as a season finale, as Percy's moment to be a hero and prove himself, and as a demonstration of power level and difference between a mortal and a God! Also, it feels kinda insane that a guy with almost no training can defeat Ares so easy. That is a problem that stems from the lack of screen time at Camp in the first episodes,seeing Percy learning how to fight; sadly it backfired in the season finale. And you may say "well,these scenes include kids so is harder to make a bigger,more explosive,more incredible action scene than if they were adults" but it's possible. In House Of The Dragon a scene with five children fighting with only sand,a rock (that is not even used) and a dagger has way more tension than the God of War fighting our hero. The Minotaur scene was fine too. There are some changes like in the book Sally tried her best to distract it but because she is a normal human she could not do much, the whole taunting the Minotaur was Percy's stuff showing his bravery (I like the idea of Sally doing that to protect her baby tho,is cute) and Percy discovered in the process that he has inhuman agility and strength; so what they changed it's fine, my only complaint would be that the scene was super dark (all night scenes are) and it was hard to see what was going on,but I feel that at this point that is a Hollywood problem, so wathever

In the book,at the battle of Percy vs Ares,Kronos himself stops Ares from killing Perseus, but here it did not happen. That moment foreshadows Kronos interest in Percy because he wants to use him as a basel

Percy intelligence is heavily underused. In the books Percy constantly connects the dots and clues to figure out who people/monsters/Gods are; in addition to getting out of situations in creative and fun ways. Here there is none of that . An excellent example is the Lotus Casino. Book Percy figured out people there get trapped while he was talking with two boys who were not from this century. In the show Hermes just told him (which by the way,making Hermes own the place makes him an asshole who traps people for some reason, and as a Hermes fan it makes me angry).

While fighting Echidna, she do not have telekinesis powers or something, Percy is being chased by her chihuahua/Chimaera and he, of his own free will, decides to jump to the water showing his bravery and how willing he is to believe his dad has his back, and he is damn right! His father helped him and he learned that he can breathe underwater. All of these if missing

Percy did not speak even once with horses,that was the whole purpose of the Zebra,which also didn't appear in an episode titled "We Take A Zebra To Vegas"

The school acting like Percy is the son of Satan himself and that the best is for Sally to teach him from home. All of this because Percy drawing something so horrible,so despicable,so wicked ...a Pegasus(?) Like WTF! that the stupidest stuff I have ever seen. A kid drawing a Pegasus is not a sign of alarm,is a sign of being a kid, you fucking morons! Its imagination and creativity,and that's it,you are supposed to work with children,how can you be scared of that?! And if a kid is wondering around in the school's rooftop,that's on the school not the child. You supposed to be taking care of him,what is a kid doing there? That's your fault for being irresponsible!

They leaving Crusty free and happy,knowing he is a serial killer,wtf! All that scene was really weird in general. Percy just walked into the store without explaining how and when they found that place, how they know the Underworld is there, and they already knew everything about the store and Crusty,it felt unnatural and unearn. And in the book Crusty doesn't guard the doors to the Underworld,because why the Gods would leave that job to a guy like that? That's Charon's job

Lotus Casino (refering to the inside, the outside is really cool) was kinda boring, and they were trapped there and not go intentionally. It is tempting for children, that is why there are games for them to play. There is a waterslide, an indoor bungee jumping bridge, hundred of videogames. Here almost everything is just gambling and I know it is a casino but in the book is cooler. And there is VR games too, and that's it.

Charon, in both the books and any myth ever,would let you pass if you give him coins,so why did they change that and make him have control over Cerberus? Is a strange decision

The Underworld is supposed to have this kinda silly elements that subvert your expectations of it,like Charon loving suits, there are lines of new people(souls) arriving, and this fun banner that reads "Judgement For Elysium And Eternal Damnation. Welcome, Newly Deceased!" , Percy mentioned he could see Sisyphus at the distance. In the show we don't see the freaking River Styx! No Elysium and seeing Percy deciding that there is where he wants to be once he dies, I think that shows his character. No Persephone's Garden with her pomegranate trees. And the Fields of Asphodel (also known as Asphodel Meadows) are not a forest,are....well,meadows; I know,shocking, kinda hard to figure that out. By the way,that is another strange change because Rick knows what Asphodel looks like,that is why he represented them as an never ending field with the "largest concert crowd" with no electricity and no noise. Ah,also, missed opportunity for a Hazel easter egg

Hades is so TERRIBLE that I almost cried! Disney, we are talking about the King of the Underworld! Do you have idea what kind of creatures live there and they'll respect and fear him? In the books is important that he resents (hardcore) his family. His children inherit that as a fatal flaw. The reason is he had two children with momma di Angelo and he loved them dearly but Zeus wanted to kill them, and finally killed her, Hades only could save the children. Add insult to injury when his 2 brothers had children and received no repercussions for it. It is the reason he did not join the war against his father until the last second (thanks Nico!) . He also feel he got the worst job and he neither lives nor is allowed freely visit the cool, bright Olympus. All of it made him a cold person. Show Hades does not feel like he went through all of that, and if he did, it is like he did not care much. The writers are taking away his complexity and now he is a joke, a boring one.

Zeus was bad too but in a different way. He is just meh, did not make me feel anything in particular. I think it may be because when I imagine Zeus I picture him as a guy with beard, kinda like Santa Claus lmao and Lance Reddick (may he rest in peace,love him) looks nothing like him, so it was hard for me to believe he was Zeus. Maybe is just a me problem to be honest. Also, they made him kinda dumb because when Percy told him his dad is planing a war, he is just like "yeah I know, but right now is more important to fight your dad Poseidon" and that is extremely stupid,to be honest

#Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #Percy Jackon and the Olympians #PJO Series #PJO Show Crit #PJO Show #pjoverse #rrverse #rr crit

[keef-a-corn]

Dat’s right, People, it’s time for ‘Keef watches TFP and you just get the notes!’

This is for season 1, episode 17: Crisscross.

I write down the timestamps, but I watch Transformers Prime on Stan (an Australian streaming service) so they may be slightly off.

ALSO! I try my best to note points for every character, but tend to get a little caught up by Bee (although I think I do a pretty good job with the notes regardless) so do be warned.

~~~~Transition~~~~

00:16 - Oh dear.. already quite bored

00:41 - One thing to note is that Silas is a mix of Megatron and Optimus. He’s on the field alongside his workers regardless of why they’re there, but he also does not care who he hurts.

01:07 - Airachnid’s always gotta have a cool reveal. Theoretically. In practice it is not achieved.

~intro~

01:57 - Average day in Australia.

02:37 - OH GAWD. This again??

02:58 - had to take a solid minute to collect myself. They don’t refer to themselves as ‘transformers’ so Airachnid saying that made so much sense, but the actual word sounded so foreign.

03:03 - honestly just hate Airachnid and Arcee’s rivalry so much. There’s no respect in it and it’s not clear (to me at least) how it happened. We get back story for the situation, but it clears up even less. Why is Airachnid specifically going after Arcee?? Why does Arcee take it so personally?.

03:13 - E X C U S E M E

03:28 - let us be clear… rn Jack’s mum is hawt.

03:46 - in Speed Metal this was proven true.

03:58 - Does Jack seriously not have any other friends? The humans are so dependent on the bots it’s frustrating.

04:26 - honestly, June’s a good mum. She’s very clear and firm, but she doesn’t yell.

04:49 - uh.. that’s honestly a weird line and feels really inappropriate.

05:06 - wait, so Arcee stays the night at Jack’s place?? But she works at night too!

05:42 - that car has the same numberplate as Jack’s mum RPI • 437 if it was a background car it wouldn’t matter, but we can see the plate clear as day.

05:55 - WOO! Beeeee

06:00 - the extended part of this scene is a luxury- oh wait… oh.. oh no… it’s a filler. This is a filler episode. That’s why Bee’s there and no one else is. If Ratchet, Optimus and/or Bulkhead don’t talk during this episode, it will confirm it.

06:08 - Hehe, the contrast. Also June listens to elevator music on her drive home.

06:34 - honestly, a little surprised they hadn’t gone with the ‘Doesn’t check the room’ trope.

06:46 - ooooh The light is a ground bridge! Thought they decided to randomly add the idea that when Arcee transforms it’s a Winx like transformation.

06:54 - gaslighting 101.

07:00 - June in denial that her son’s a frickin looser and has no friends.

07:16 - Rest in pieces Jack.

07:56 - JACK NO THAT’S A BAD IDEA.

08:03 - I mean- KiNdA

08:08 - Didn’t June get off work early to cook Jack dinner?

08:40 - kinda vibing with Silas and Arcee’s dynamic rn

08:47 - WTF- seriously tho, wtf?.

09:37 - Mech is a really weird name for a group that doesn’t like transformers.

09:45 - ‘In my bed. I slept with your mother, Jack. Call me… Papa Silas.’ Would’ve made the episode 100x better.

10:10 - Wait… so the communicator scrambles the signal, so Arcee can’t reach the autobots, but as far as they are aware she’s supposed to be at Jack’s house. If her signal randomly went out, wouldn’t they notice and go looking for her?

10:25 - they had this ability the whole time but only NOW choose to use it?? If they had it set up throughout the town, they would be able to find any bot lickity split, especially if it causes them that much pain.

10:40 - Does anyone else despise the ‘they just want me 🥺’ trope?

10:51 - Arcee’s number plate is 396571.

11:26 - Oh my gaaaaawd! When will Arcee learn that she has to maintain level headed when fighting Airachnid otherwise she’s wasting her strength.

11:34 - the way Arcee’s optics tilted backwards and got big in fear, panic and desperation is a sweet choice. But how has she not realised that with Silas standing there, putting both Jack and June’s lives at risk, that he doesn’t care about them??

11:43 - bicthless behaviour.

13:09 - Calling her ‘Spider-bot’ rather than her name is both disrespectful in not using her name, but respectful in recognising who she is.

13:13 - HE SAID THE TITLE.

13:21 - The worker calls Arcee ‘it’ - entirely disrespectful and objectifies Arcee.

13:28 - considering how long it took them to simply open Breakdown’s chest plate and remove his eye, it’s safe to assume Arcee’s got plenty of time.

15:33 - what’d I say?

15:38 - he rhymed.

16:01 - what does that mean?.

16:30 - continuity.

16:35 - Awesome shot, which also captures their power imbalance.

16:40 - significantly higher. Arcee’s strong, yes. But not nearly as strong as Breakdown + Breakdown had assistance from another bot.

17:48 - why wouldn’t they have done the concrete as soon as Airachnid fell? She would’ve been less likely to have woken up.

18:31 - Agent Fowler! Proving to be useful Y E T A G A I N !

18:54 - how did he go so long without noticing that missing??

19:04 - THANK YOU! Responsible man right here!

19:07 - No. that would’ve been a good call because Airachnid’s very dangerous and Arcee cannot handle her on her own.

19:24 - that was very funny. The line was delivered so mildly, but made so much sense as well.

19:46 - They did obtain some information, so I guess Silas got what he wanted.

20:53 - MMM YES. SEXIEST MUSIC.

21:07 - Look at hiiiim

21:11 - Ratchet turns around like an old man.

21:17 - so jealous of June rn.

21:25 - Another cover poster + Optimus looked slightly offended in the moments before the shot I got a photo of.

21:28 - Not a word from Bulkhead, Ratchet and Optimus. I wonder w h y .

———————

So that was Crisscross!

Incase it wasn’t apparent, I’m not a fan of the obvious filler episodes. I’m not a fan of Arcee and Airachnid’s dynamic either, so it made the episode worse.

One thing I will give it credit for is that it addressed the fact that June would’ve started to get suspicious.

Crisscross is better than Predatory, but I don’t like either episode.

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[bdslab]

Ok so now that I've finished reading Bizu it's time for me to figure out how to work Keryna back into the story… I kinda don't want to do "oh you forgot everything that happened" but if I don't want to completely rewrite the Keryna arc it is sadly required due to the bilzigs

[this got really long so it's going under the cut]

Basically Bizu can't meet the Bilzigs for the first time two different times unless he forgets about them. Same for Schnockbul and Mukes. Keryna introduces him to the bilzigs the first time. How do you work with that without completely rewriting it?

The Bilzigs absolutely have the power to make everyone forget what happened and so does Blévis Noir… I know that Le Grand Désordre was SUPPOSED to end with Blévis finding out he's Keryna's brother and going "wtf no i dont want to marry you anymore im sorry for troubling you"

Other thing: Bizu still knows Bekar even though Bekar's WHOLE STORY was "I need to get my dad back from the forest spirits [bilzigs]". He has his picture hanging in his house…. I don't think Bekar would ever forget what the bilzigs did so there's gotta be something there…

If we do go the route of everyone else forgot, Bekar could come to visit and ask about Keryna/if she broke up with Schnockbul and they'd be like "who??" Honestly thinking about it it's gotta be Blevis's fault nobody remembers anything. The Bilzigs forgot Bizu too afterall

Blevis at the wedding when Schnockbul runs up with the proof they're siblings. Instead of becoming an apologetic good guy decides "fuck it, none of you are remembering this. And to make sure none of you remember it I'm locking my sister up forever so she can't tell you"

I don't 100% recall but I think he'd been after her for a while so she'd probably remember that he exists maybe? I think it'd be nicer if she didn't forget Schnockbul and everyone so we only have to do one round of memory restoration

The bilzigs can still know OF blevis and keryna so finding them afterwards can be easier (maybe they think blevis stole her powers as the explanation for why she's powerless and also good now).

Actually I take it back, let her forget too that way she's not just locked up the whole time. IDK having her just sit and wait for Schnockbul twice doesn't sit right with me. Maybe she doesn't remember why she's powerless but knows she hates Blevis for some reason and opposes him

Maybe there's like a true love clause or something to Blevis's spell so he had to separate her from Schnockbul. IDK why the hell not who's gonna stop me.

Maybe Bizu and the Bilzigs never fully regain their memories of their time with her but when Keryna & Schnockbul lock eyes they remember EVERYTHING. Schnockbul also remembers how Ker Bizu got destroyed in the first place and that his old home was wrecked on PURPOSE

Postman shows up one day and is just like "oh you two got back together" and Bizu & Schnockbul are just like "?? You KNEW she suddenly disappeared??" and he's just like "I assumed you broke up and didn't want to talk about it?? I'm just a postman"

Blevis forced to apologize for abducting lady and nearly forcing her to marry him until he finds out their related before doubling down on the shittyness. Do the Bilzigs give him a proper bilzig punishment? Given the late bizu stories I don't see how he would escape one

The bilzigs would NOT take lightly to having their memories tampered with. But Bizu might be more forgiving since he apologized? Maybe a temporary punishment that lasts until someone actually loves him or some bullshit cause of the wedding related shit he was trying to do

hmmmm another issue is that Bekar's in le grand desordre. He could simply not be present at the wedding part? Like he was taking care of something elsewhere? Helping speedup the reconstruction of Ker Bizu?

Ok so I just reread the ending and basically Bekar walks in and sees Bizu's acting weird and that all the bilzigs are there and is confused but nobody really…. tells him what's going on? He could easily be told to go do something else while they deal with Blevis

Blevis also barely knows him, like he saw him for a minute but that's about it. No reason for him to get his memory wiped if he's not around. Maybe bekar waits for them for a while wherever they told him to go but has to leave eventually… maybe that's why he goes back

They asked him to help with the situation in the grand desordre but because they all forgot they just kinda left him there for a few years until he comes back like "hey guys what the hell happened where were you" and they're like "oh hey bekar what do you mean"

Less accidental "what happened to keryna" and more freaking out when it becomes apparent that they've had their memories messed with (maybe some visual cues that prompt bekar to pull up a book and be like "uh your minds have been messed with" followed by "WAIT IS KERYNA OKAY")

Do I really think Bekar is the type of guy to stay put for a few years? Yes. Bekar would absolutely stay put for a few years if he was told it would help by someone he trusts. Then again, maybe it would be better for it to just be one year

#twitter archive

[drberkes]

f*ck

Ok hi so I (12/2/22) am going to force myself to write now because the amount of anxiety is unacceptable and I have tentatively identified not enough writing as a possible source. So here we go: if you’re expecting a nice eggplant dish, please manage your expectations. I am going to do my best. I may just hand you a f*cken eggplant and tell you, “Best of luck, I’ve done all I can.”

Ok so how did I get here? I tried writing about it a bit for my Technology Awareness paper I wrote for Natalie, but that paper was just for fun and I’m not proud of it (there were swear words in it). Hmm…let me tell you about Anacortes, like I told one of my nurses when I was in the hospital for ten days back in May. My Aunt Barb and a friend she had liked for a long time decided to go on a road trip together. My Aunt was agreeable with everything her friend wanted - no audiobook, weird climate control requests, fancy bathroom requests, everything - even agreeing to go to Anacortes against her own judgment. She wanted to go to Port Townsend where they would have had no shortage of restaurants by the water to enjoy. They got to Anacortes and discovered that unless there is a festival, Anacortes is a sleepy little port town with not much going on. My Aunt spent her time there in the quilt shop, making the best of it, while her friend went off to get a tshirt. So they wound up in Anacortes with nothing to do and only a t-shirt to show for it. This journal entry, written in December (December!) is the same t-shirt from Anacortes. And the agreeableness I’ve described here is just the tip of the iceberg for her trip. Boy, let me f*cken tell you… …like I told everyone at the ketamine clinic. I was supposed to be tripping balls during my extremely expensive infusion and getting an abundance of insights from my subconscious but I spent the last half of it babbling to my doctor about everything that I haven’t written about yet - all the people I tried to help and how it almost killed me. I’m seeing four paragraphs now so I’ll take that as a sign that I am probably going to survive. BUT *********@#$%^, WTF. People people people are just people, people, people (Brown). And chronic stress prevents our writing/reading/learning brains from getting online. Less writing, more stress. It’s enough to make you crazy if you let it. Anyway, I have no idea where to begin inspiring you with the extremely horrific dumpster fire that is my mental health and how I got here. So I’ll start with you. If you’re reading this, you are probably a person. What does it mean to be a person? I wish I could bust out one of my papers and tell you what I think, but hellfire in the form of a dozen pieces of garbage masquerading as people rained down on my f*cken house. I’ve had windows broken, death threats, graffiti across the street (“f*ck you” written on the curb). All because when people get pushed in the wrong direction, they make bad decisions. They decide they want to go to Anacortes. For the record, I want to go to Port Townsend. But I’ve already been there. Thanks Aunt Barb! 🙂 What was Port Townsend supposed to look like for me? Let’s circle back to the beginning of the pandemic. Kameron was out. So I’ve just spent a couple years at a community college and got sent home like Isaac Newton. What am I gonna do? Study Calculus? Write 100 papers? No, I’m gonna try to help Kameron. And Clay and Cameron and his girlfriend Missy and Brynn and Robert all at the same time. This where we’ll lose some definition...there were so many encounters there where I tried using my AS to push as hard as I could in the right direction. The outcomes were mixed: Kameron went back to prison, Clay moved to NY with Jeff, Cameron and Missy had to move also, and I worry about Brynn. Robert is doing better and has a job now. Why did this f*cken happen? Because they needed more help than I could give them. Lesson learned: you have to identify if someone is doing well enough for you to help them otherwise they will just pull you down too. It is not their fault. I suppose you get to be a certain age and you’ll get weird looks if you still act like a child, but I digress. These folks are good people who wound up in bad situations because of forces beyond their control. That reminds me of what my Uber driver told me when I came back from Portland right before (AM)^2 started: “...they’ll eat you alive.” But if someone is heading down a path where they’re gonna end up in a bad position when they’re older and I can do something about it, how can I choose not to act? How can I sit there and protect myself when there is work to be done? Now we’re getting into Tara Brabazon.  Anyway, this all sort of came to a head when I lost my job, checked myself into the hospital, got out and promptly had a tiny, tiny relapse which actually improved my PHQ-9 score considerably. But ah, now Tara Brabazon is reading this I’ll just head off to watch some of her videos. I feel better already having written something. Yay. Why did I lose my job? Because if I try to show up I’ll get probably get arrested. Why did this happen? ...and reason 546 is because I wasn’t prepared. I didn’t take care of myself well enough. And I wasn’t careful enough. I built a gun that shoots live piranhas and aimed at my fucken self.

#anacortes #ketamine #tara brabazon #ativan

[nimblermortal]

I forgot what a pleasure it is to watch bad media. It just releases me totally from any need to respect artistic direction.

Netflix recommended I watch My Happy Marriage. According to Netflix, the plot is

that a girl who has been very abused (emotionally, forced labor, etc) for not having a magical gift is assigned by her dick family to marry Incredibly Prettyboy Kudo, who is from a great magical family, has a strong gift, and oh yes, just happens to be 80s fantasy levels of pretty. Oh, and he keeps losing fiancees, rumor has it they're dead.

It takes them an entire episode to establish that this betrothal is going to happen, and it takes Prettyboy less than an episode to figure out his latest fiancee is abused. They have this hilarious meetcute where he's all, "I expect you to obey every command I give. If I say die, you die" and she goes, "Oh yes of course thank you for explaining the rules in advance."

---

So in my head, they're scions of magical families whose gifts are utterly useless because the demon beings they're supposed to combat have been effectively wiped out already. They are trying to justify their existence in defending from magical attacks, but all of the magical attacks at this point are just families vying among each other for supremacy. Prettyboy as a scion takes this duty very seriously, possibly because he's inbred and not too bright, since he also takes very seriously the oath he swore never to give his father any grandkids.

The oath was in return for his own abusive upbringing, which was more on the lines of 'you're not good enough, train harder, privations' extremes, which sort of. Fell apart when they put him into military academy and he met all these other scions who are just so lazy and entitled. So he went home and killed his dad, and feels much better about life for having done so.

The oath was also because he's hella gay. He's being deliberately ridiculous about his rules for his wife because it gets rid of fiancees pretty quickly. He's actually screwing his aide - they're not in love, but the aide loooveeesss when he hears a new fiancee is coming because he gets dicked down so good when the fiancee runs off. So new fiancee comes, and Prettyboy goes, "Yep, uh huh, die if I say s- did you just agree?"

Meanwhile Friendly Serving Woman is giving every kind of wink she can manage to tell the Young Master to marry this girl, because when Protagonist arrived she gave Serving Woman a very innocent, very gay once over, and Serving Woman went, "Fan-tastic, this is the perfect woman for Prettyboy."

Side details include:

-Prettyboy cannot drive. Oh, he can keep the car on the road, but the reason they stopped by his workplace with the car? was so he could make his aide park it. He lives in terror of parallel parking. (He is in fact pretty bad at anything except magic and stamping his signature on papers.) -Every time Prettyboy tells of his aide for flirting with his wife, it's because he's having a really wtf moment about his boyfriend flirting with his platonic fiancee. Aide is of course doing this on purpose. -IT'S SO CUTE that protagonist decided to celebrate their relationship by inviting her future husband's boyfriend over for dinner -At some point they are going to go burn down Protagonist's family's house as a fun couple's outing. This will probably involve the awakening of Protagonist's latent Protagonist Magic, which is apparently going to be mind control? so maybe they'll make the parents burn it down for them. -Prettyboy is starting to regret killing his dad, pre-awakening of latent gifts. He really wishes he could summon his dad's spirit to say, "So you know how I told you I'd never give you Gifted grandkids? Well not only will I not be giving you any, but I will not be giving them to you with a woman who, herself, does not have a Gift." It would be so rewarding. Alas, necromancy is not in his impressive portfolio of Gifts. -when Protagonist's magic starts to awaken, he hopes a bit for necromancy

#I think the revenge burnings are going to happen in episode 6 canonically

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

The Tournament of Elements episode 9-10

Uh huh. So im just supposed to believe that the people of ninjago city are scared of serpentine ppl (like skyler) when the serpentine just saved them from the overlord

Skyler: i wish i still had the power to change

Kai: you have changed, your with us now.

Thats actually so sweet

Kryptarium prison: jail for the worst of the worst.

Dont the ninja get thrown in here once

Pythor: AND forced me to take a shrinking pill!

That wasn’t for you and NO ONE told you to jump and take it.

Cole: ill handle this!

(Throws rocks at prison bars almost freeing inmates)

Cole you dumbass.

Keep forgetting these two anacondrai are kapow and chope. They changed :(

They were so goofy before

Lloyd: we cant let him get into the wrong hands! Literally…

Pythor: oh i get it, its literal because of my size. 😒 Well, im a little sensitive so-

Garmadon: a little sensitive?

Love them pun teaming

Cole: It aint fair! Why do they get weapons and we dont!

Jay, completely serious: Everythings a weapon in the big house. (Fights an anacondrai with a toothbrush)

Jay have you gone to jail

Cant believe Wus snake racist

Maybe he should have gone with the ninja and seen the snakes new civilization under ground

Lloyd: I lost him

Garmadon: wha- What do you mean you lost him?!? Find him!!!

Hes such a dad 😭

Wait wait wait i forgot when were there pirates

Oh ok when garmadon brought them to life with the mega weapon.

Got it

Why is it that they never use their elemental power when they actually need to

COLE. DONT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOW THEYRE ALL GONNA ESCAPE.

(Cole, busting down walls to escape.)

Jay: when people try to bust out of jail, they do so quietly. not literally!!!

Jay. Have you. Been to. Jail.

Okay pythors actually hilarious

THE MEME SCREAM

ITS BEEN SO LONG

Jay: what happened to ‘we stay as one?’

Garmadon: this isnt a vote jay, this is war.

Good to know jay knows when to stfu

I actually feel like sometimes he takes garmadon more seriously than Wu

I feel so bad for Garmadons guilt, like honestly, the letter isnt even that bad. Yeah its a dickish thing to do. But if wu and misako dwell on it and get angry then thats on them, it happened YEARS ago and it was chen who pressured him.

Misako: theres smth wrong… what aren’t you telling me.

Garmadon: were on the threshold of war and im a man-snake. Take your pick.

Jenfusbdjfbskne

Misako: the letter? Oh! It was the reason i fell in love with you.

Oh.

Well…

Lloyd probably felt like he scared that kid with the dragons blast, but he didnt get to see how the kids eyes sparkled and threw his soccer ball away, asking anyone if they wanted to play dragons 😭

I actually love Coles dragons design.

This whole season Cole has a sort of greenish glow to his powers but im pretty sure later its more lava like and I cant decide which one I like more.

Praise that old lady who only cares about driving her car and not being blocked by dragons in this madness

KAI STOP FIREBLOCKING THE ROADS.

NO NOT THE DRAGON LOVER KID

Wu let Garmadon be angry i feel like hes allowed to after everythings chens done to him 💀

STOOOP

NO.

CHEN.

YOU FUCKER.

GARMADON WAS GONNA TELL THEM HIMSELF.

HE WAS ABOUT TO.

IM GENUINELY ANGRY WTF CHEN.

im crying.

Wu bro pls hes sorry he said hes sorry

Ik if that happened to me I would be pissed asf

But still!!!!!

At least skylers keeping a steady head.

HFJSNFJDNSJNR

Wu's passive aggressiveness is so funny

And fair

He needs time and that's ok

Wu thinks a lot like an actual military or war general

Very strategic

KAI AT THE DOOMSDAY COMIX GIVING A SPEECH FOR HELP

JAY AT THE JUNKYARD

ZANE AT HIS MONUMENT STATUE

COLE AT THE PRISON

I'm so hyped

WAAAAR

THE LITTLE SNAKE BOY WITH A BOMBER JACKET MADE A HUMAN KID FRIEND IM CRYING

my favorite trope is when the city fights with the heroes

(statue and rocks fall down)

Awkward silence

The anacondrai a second later: ARAAARGRHRRRR

Pythor named the sewer rat Rodrigo

Is this pythors character arc???

Skyler after throwing her father: sorry, but i have a few daddy issues.

HFISNFJSJRKR

I said this in my last reaction but Garmadons urge to self sacrifice himself as an act of heroism to make up for what hes done/doesn’t think he deserves to live, is smth so obvious but smth i thought he changed and grew from

Now hes relapsing :(

Lloyd: you think im gonna stick around to watch you go! Fine! My real family needs me.

LLOYD NO 😭

I FORGOT GARMADON SACRIFICED HIMSELF BEFORE TURNING EVIL THIS IS GONNA KILL ME

Not the melodramatic music.

NOT THE FLASHBACKS

this is unfair

Lloyd literally a minute after (comes back): if anyone should be sending you off. Its me.

Well that was quick.

Had a whole realization in 0.5 seconds

Garmadon: I yearned to make the world in my image. I never realized I already had, in you.

Brb sobbing my eyes out

Even pythors like 😧

I love when rad snakes kill poser cultists

I hate that the “whats wrong! Looks like you’ve seen a ghost!” Joke from Cole was completely intentional in foreshadowing bc the anacondrai generals look just like Morro and Cole when theyre ghosts and the ghost seasons right after this

Chen: Save me skyler!

Skyler: 🙂

They made pythor big again :D

What the anacondrai generals said to Lloyd is probably the most respect hes been given for like, EVERYTHING EVER.

Skyler

No, no you dont. You DONT need to take up the family business. Let it burn to the ground. Its fine :)

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU BURNING THE SPELLBOOK THATS SO USEFUL WTFFF

HFNSJFNSNR WHY IS MORRO HERE

he popped out of nowhere and that took me so off guard

#ninjago #lego ninjago #Rewatching Ninjago

[striving-artist]

I'm...not sure food-based punishment IS okay? (I don't mean "you need to eat this because it's (supposed to be) healthy for you even if you don't like it", I mean "I am specifically making you eat a food you don't like because you did a Bad Thing"). Idk i think food as a punishment (and even reward) system could foster a lot of unhealthy eating habits or attitudes towards food.

But i've also never had kids and don't plan on doing so, so my opinions on that are all theoretical

Got a whole whole bunch of answers in various forms. Hallsy, I’m using yours to post because a bunch of comments went beyond the scope of that post so I don’t wanna clog it up.

(Crap this is long because I was working through my own thoughts and I don’t feel like editing)

— TLDR: parenting is hard, long as it’s not malicious, I’m probably not grabbing my pitchfork. —

One: didn’t know he told his kid they were normal apples. That’s nine new layers of wtf.

General Consensus seems to be that any tying of food to punishment (or reward) is shaky ground. And a lot of general statements on kids and food, all fascinating. Couple of comments for intuitive eating, which I think is a mostly great thing… but feels a little disconnected. It isn’t always applicable if you’re broke. Same thing with offering kids a different option if they don’t like that food. If you can only afford the single vegetable on sale and covered by Snap(they’ve improved the system but it’s still imperfect) that week, or if you’re eating whatever the food bank had, disliking a food isn’t enough reason to not eat it. I’m an adult, still hate veg, and still make myself eat some.

If they truly hate it, sure, you’ll avoid it and won’t make them eat it. But when the choice is Kid eats Zero Produce or Kid eats French Cut Green Beans, most parents are gonna insist they eat the beans. Kids are not logical or consistent. Yesterday they adored beans, today, they’re having a tantrum. Planning for their moods is hard, and I often side with the parents.

I also got a lot of general vibes of “the parents should never make a mistake in child rearing” that made me uncomfy. I wish that was a option. Really. But its not gonna happen. Ever. Not only does advice and recommendation change over the years, parents are humans. If you get home after two eight hour shifts in a row and need to make dinner, I can’t blame you for only making one meal choice or being a little snippy when they decide corn is the devil. Heck, less than that.

Legumes make my stomach real unhappy. I didn’t understand why but I knew I didn’t want to eat them. As in, they once said I couldn’t leave the table til I ate the dinner (chili) so I stayed there til midnight. (this was when dad realized this wasn’t just me being a brat and he’d make sure there was a spare stack crackers and extra cheese) But there were three kids, and it took til I was out of the house before it mostly stuck in my moms head that I hated legumes. (It’s cool. I never remember her birthday, she still sends me legume recipes) I know it made her batty that I fought every vegetable. My family loved veg and fruit. I had to be bribed to eat other than my four acceptable ones. I would also have found me very frustrating and probably said “eat it or not, but I’m not making you your own meal” pretty often. Parenting is exhausting y’all.

There’s also the factor of multiple kids. My siblings faves were meals I despised. (See above, chili, which the whole family loved) And vice versa. I’d i was happy, they were suffering. Cooking full alternate meals wasn’t an option(god we were poor) and yeah, they’d give me more of the part I hated least, and I never went to bed hungry, and it wasn’t done as punishment, but my child brain sure as heck thought it was.

The most damaging food based childhood thing wasn’t punishment, it was how hard they tried to avoid wasting food. Again, I get it. They bought the food that was on the cusp of going bad, it couldn’t sit in the fridge for five days. But that meant my dad pushed this No Leftovers thing. And, if you put it on your plate, you had to eat it. All three of us, to this day, have trouble leaving food on the plate even if we’re full. Again, not great, good intentions, he didn’t want us to starve, caused some issues, but not punishment because it wasn’t intended or treated that way.

Specifically on the punishment via food thing, I still find a weird grey zone here.

Say you have four meals planned for the week. One is your middle child’s top five foods. Middle child fights a kid at school. You decide to change plans and not cook that one tonight. (It’s me, I am middle child) that’s definitely in the Punishment category, because you’re withdrawing a promised Good Thing. But I’m totally cool with it now. I took that kid down hard, no, I don’t get to have my fave that night. Or the next.

That’s in the pile of ‘until you X to make up for it, you can’t have Y’ which is a solid thing to me? “Until you apologize for stealing all the crayons from your brother, you can’t keep coloring.” That’s instructive and reinforces better behavior. It being food makes it shaky. I get that. It’s why I asked for opinions in the first place.

I think I’m drawing my line between foods you dislike vs hate. You’re not starving, you’re just not happy about dinner.

And seriously, fuck that guy for the sneak attack spicy apples. If you and your kid show mutual affection via pranks, I’m probably okay with it, cause it’s one bite, they spit it out, and begin plotting revenge. Also, if they’re old enough to pull pranks, they’re old enough to understand that it’s not malicious. But dude. Wtaf

#look I love my parents #and they did everything they could for us #my dad skipped lunches to save up money to buy mom gifts #because then it wasn’t an extra charge to a tight budget #but parenting is SO HARD #kids are unpredictable #and sometimes it’s just ‘dear god please just eat’ #the common theme on tumblr wrt children is that the parent should always yield #but guys #there comes a point #where the sanity of the parents matters too #if they’re screamingly angry #that’s not healthy for anyone #and the kiddo is often the source of the screaming anger

[questioningyourfate]

Fatal Impressions

Fate here to remind you that wishing death on another of your species will get you in trouble with your legal systems, and that as tempting as it is, causing the death(s) of those specifically involved in keeping you bound within those legal systems’ sticky webs will probably cause some sort of unpleasant repercussion…or so my lawyers keep reminding ME.

Fate,

My boyfriend, eventually fiance, maintained good boundaries with his overbearing mother right up until we were married. Then we needed to rent a place that was big enough for her to move into too, because “she’s getting up there in years” and “who else is going to take care of her? I’m an only child, and my dad moved out of the country, remarried, and is happy raising my five half-siblings!”

Fate, as much as I still villainize my FIL-in-name-only (he couldn’t even be bothered to make the wedding), I now sympathize with him 100%. My MIL scans all my shopping, throws away the purchases she doesn’t approve of (including foods I need to eat to keep a health condition from going totally off the rails), sees no problem with barging into any room (e.g., our bedroom, my home office, the bathrooms) if it’s unlocked, and “punished” my husband if he attempted to install (stronger) locks by hiding his car keys so that he was “grounded” over the weekend. The car keys mysteriously reappeared when he relented on the lock installation or as soon as I needed to get to work, because I guess even she has just enough situational awareness of who’s underwriting her meal ticket.

The frustration got to my husband quickly enough. It’s hard (lol) to get in the mood for hot newlywed playtimes when your roommate, who happens to be your partner’s mother, keeps barging in to ask you how to work the TV remote or what the internet password is. While my husband eventually managed to get her to stop that by reminding her that she’s always wanted grandchildren and she’s preventing us from giving her any (WTF, before the wedding, we decided we were still at least five years from trying to have kids, if we even decide we want to at all), let’s just say that the lingering pressure to sneak around like horny high schoolers is kind of a mood-killer. 

We’ve had fights. My husband refuses to kick her out, citing the same tired old “she’s getting older” crap (she’s the same age as my parents, and they’re still working full-time, going on epic vacations, and running marathons), but he’s trying to compromise by paying for just us two to have date nights and romantic weekend getaways (even though I do worry about what she’s capable of doing to the house while we’re away, considering the kinds of meltdowns she has about us leaving). 

He also arranges for mother-son bonding time to get her out of my hair for a while. These times are the best. I get to sit around and watch trashy TV without her sneering at my lowbrow taste, read fantasy novels without her commenting that I should be reading works appropriate to my own age, mindlessly scrolling the internet without her commenting about how, in her day, the acceptable thing to do was to go out and interact with other human beings…you get the picture.

The last time my husband took her out, it was only supposed to be for the afternoon, just to go see an art exhibit that he reassured her I “wouldn’t appreciate anyway” (sorry, MIL, I still maintain that Impressionism only exists because Monet was losing his eyesight and there’s no deeper meaning to all the fuzziness). Usually, husband and MIL are very punctual people, so when afternoon turned into evening, I admit to getting a bit worried. The art museum is in a part of town that had seen a wave of carjackings and muggings recently. I worried that someone might have stolen the car. 

A few minutes later, it also occurred to me that the same someone might have hurt or even killed my husband and MIL in the process of stealing the car. What if they were lying on the sidewalk, bleeding out at this very minute? What if they were already dead? I should probably call husband…nah, his phone never has service. Probably no point. 

I continued enjoying my trash TV. Dinnertime rolled around. I did briefly reconsider calling my husband, but I also hadn’t had Thai food since, well, before we all moved in to be one big happy family together. “Too spicy” for MIL. I ordered myself some Thai. It was delicious. 

It got to be bedtime. This was really concerning, or should have been. But I figured that whatever had happened to them, there wasn’t much I could do about it now. I stretched out on the couch, dozing off blissfully to the sound of some Real Housewives screeching at each other. 

“Disappointment” isn’t the word I should be using to describe how I felt when the front door banged open and my MIL entered at full tilt, bitching up a storm about how “those bastards at the museum didn’t even check to see if anyone was still absorbing the beauty of Giverny” before shutting all the lights off and locking up, and how long it took the two of them to fumble around in the dark to find a phone that worked so that they could call 911, then hang up and redial the non-emergency police line, then have the police show up and say there was nothing they could do except to wait for building security to arrive, then of course MIL was about to faint from hunger so they just had to find something tasteful to eat, then there was nothing tasteful left open, so they had to go to the grocery store, and isn’t that actually a good thing, because the smell of what she’s cooking should hopefully cancel out the dreadful odors of whatever [I] had eaten…!

Of course I don’t wish any unnecessary and illegal harm to any other living creature, Fate, but as I sit here furtively browsing apartment listings on my phone in my home office, I can’t help but wonder why you couldn’t have arranged for a chance interaction between my MIL (and maybe, just maybe, my husband as well) and the one of the armed criminals plaguing the downtown area?

What’s not to admire about Monet? For a mere mortal, he certainly understood the beauty inherent in working within one’s limits in order to see beyond them. I’m sorry he couldn’t leave as much of an Impression on you as your family by choice clearly has.

#monet #impressionism #justnomil #in-laws from hell #husband from hell #spinelessness #of course i'm glad they survived #fate #questioning fate #questioning your fate

[petitebluebird-blog1]

Another crossover ish unexpected dream

Unexpected dream which I did not expect to like so much that I keep thinking about it the whole day

It started with my friend texting me to hangout with her and she said she had a date for me which I was going to love. Now let's name this friend Ashley.

Ashley was in the car waiting for me and the person who was driving the car was Crush. Now I've never liked crush itna ki I started dreaming about him so this is the unexpected part of the dream.

I was taken back a bit but i didn't show it. Ashley made me sit on the passenger side. And like a low key third wheeled the date but not really she kind of left us alone as soon as we reached a street market food carnival kind of a place.

I was not sure how I ended up on a date with Crush.

But Ashley did say this to me before leaving that he was eager to meet me and spend time with me. (Clearly only in dreams will this happen to me)

I was like okay let's just try and get to know him kind of 😅 We parked the car and like got out. I was wearing very casual jeans and a cute top.

Also before leaving the house I did joke and say to my mom that Ashley found you a son in law and I'm going to meet him.

Now at the market place there was so much going on so many food stalls, games and so much. He was a true gentleman throughout like proper men written by women gentlemen. I was in love with the way he treated me. Constantly asking if I wanted to eat or try this literally feeding me whatever snacks he bought. I was going with the flow during this time. Trying to enjoy but also figure out what is going on.

Then slowly he tried to get close to me during this time. He tried to naturally hold my hand. He was trying to keep me close to him most of the time because of the crowd. I didn't mind because I didn't want to get lost in this since I didn't know how we would find each other if we did lose each other  we hadn't exchanged contacts or anything yet.

So crushs perspective was that he had already had in his mind that this is my next girlfriend and I'm gonna win her and that's why so much effort and everything this is found out from Ashley after the date was done.

We enjoyed the carnival. Then we decided we should get going and there was a place nearby that was famous for  juice and smoothies to try so we decided to go there and Ashely joined and when crush went to get the juices is when Ashley told me about how serious he was.

I was like dude we just met how am I supposed to process all of this in a few hours that we've met.

She told me he plans to take me home since he has a get together planned with his friends tonight and wants to introduce them to me. I was holy shit no way. He just came back with our juices and Ashley took the cue and left with a drink and said she is going home.

Apparently this was planned between Crush and Ashley.

So me being the anti social anxious person I'm worried didn't show it but was like how and wtf am I going to do now. This is even speedier than any of the arranged marriages that have happened in my family.

I tried to calm myself while drinking the juice. Look the guy isn't bad so far. He is putting efforts and first impressions are absolutely chefs kiss. Why not give it a try I mean zyada se zyada heartbreak hoga toh dekh lengay.

So he cautiously suggested that he was having a small get together with his friends it was Friday night . He said I really want you to come and meet them and continue our date there as well. And i agreed to go but I told him I will leave if I want to go home I won't stay long. He said yes that's fine I will drop you back home just come at least you'll enjoy it.

We were driving to his house and all this time in my head I was like what if he murdered me in his house how am I supposed to fight this tall guy. As there is music playing in the car but then i realised Ashley knows it so they will find my body that's not a problem.

We reached his home some of his friends were already there. He had a really nice house with a spacious living room and I think it was 2 or 3 bedrooms not sure.

So the guests at the party were Joy, Chanyeol, Taeyeon Tiffany from GG, Kai,  Jessi, Hyuna Dawn, this is all the people I interacted with like hi hello ones and a lot of other people.

I was especially surprised when I saw Joy and realised shit isn't that his ex gf. And then everything started running. Why did they break up? Is he alright ? Wait why is he trying to be with me ? Did i have a hand in their break up ?

So he wasn't around Joy came and said hi I asked her directly wait did you guys break up ? And she simply answered that I wanted an open relationship so we decided to separate. He didn't like the idea and this was when he went to the army. Like in between she might have suggested this idea and they broke up while he was serving. As you may or may not know Crush also came out this year out of the army so it makes sense.

And she was quite nice actually interacting and everything was pretty normal.

Then I was sitting on the sofa and he came with a drink and sat next to me and was like holding my hand and wouldn't let me go bro. And it felt so real in the dream the skin shops

He was very affectionate throughout the whole date we had. He was very cuddly too. After sometime the crowd died down. There were only a few people left and i didn't leave to go home because I was actually chilling there with him by my side. Not gonna lie it was quite comfy. Then someone decided to put on a movie. It was a Runaway bride and I love Julia's roberts so I was a  chilling man.

He saw how comfy i was and enjoying the movie so he pulled me even closer to him and was cuddling me and i was dying a little but the uff felt so secure. Then my hand was already intertwined in his hand. I remember it very vividly it was my left hand and he was kissing it with his lips and soft kisses and honestly felt so real in the dream. I looked at him and his eyes were focused on tv but his hand and mouth were doing something else.

His friends were around so I felt embarrassed and shy but he didn't and they also weren't fazed by it. My heart was honestly doing backflips as this was happening. It was beating crazy when he pulled me closer to him and then backflips.

During this whole time at his place i had not even looked at my phone once.

Now the weird thing starts when his family starts coming in.

Mom dad sister this is what the characters were in my dream. Parents didn't care very chill.His mom even smiled at me and said so you are Foram. I tried to be civil and get up and greet her and talk to her but this fool didn't let me. Said hello to his sister his dad just smiled and left. I was so so so embarrassed at this point. I personally am not a fan of PDA and this happening in front of his parents was even more like i wanted to hide somewhere and never show my face. I asked him what he has told everyone about me for them to be okay with all this.

He said he's been trying to get with me for months now and everyone that's close to him knows my name and face. He showed everyone my photos. I was shocked. He said he heard about me from Ashley and she talked me a lot and he kind of was looking for a girl like me (🤣🤣🤣) and then he asked Ashley for help and she said it's not easy Foram is not like every girl she is different 😏 she doesn't play around. 😌

He said I don't wanna play i want something real and i was just like why does this sound so much like a Wattpad story. But I ignored it. Was still cuddling him like before.

Cut to idk how when and why but my uncle happens to visit his home and he saw us in the position that we were in and omg the way I freaked out and jumped.

(So my uncle and crush dad were some kind of business related customer and supplier relation.)

I freaked out because we are a conservative family and like my mom's side of the family they have a lot of temper dude. So I was scared of his reaction and I knew he was gonna instantly call my mom like my dad I could at least talk to and reasons for it a little. My sister would too try to understand and talk to me. I literally started crying and was like uncle it's not what it looks like. He started saying do you realise what you are doing. He is not from our caste. You guys are not kids.What the hell are you doing here at this hour. His parents didn't interrupt here. Crush was just standing by my side I told him not to say a word otherwise it's done for.

I told him he was not trying to do anything please understand this and his parents know and he wants to be with me. I was crying cause I was scared he would call my mom and she would flip out that's all not because of what would happen to crush and me lol.

As I was trying to explain this in my head I was like but my parents already know I have a liking and taste in Korean and Asian man it's not gonna be as bad as it looks and I also told her I was kind of going on a date as I left. So like there is not a bad point for me here. I tried to reason with him as he was trying to call my mom I said mom knows I told her I was going out with a guy when I left which technically I did say Ashley found her a son in law.

Then Crush interrupted I'm going to drop her home please don't worry and he pulled my hand and took me out and we left. He saw me sobbing and was like don't worry nothing will happen I'm here.

Usko kya pata meri mummy ka gussa yaar.

She is going to throw belan at me and whop my ass  I was like yeah but still I was really caught off-guard there.

We were in the lift going down and was trying to wipe my tears. And he suddenly brought his face close to mine and started kissing me and i kissed back. I then pulled away and told him we should go. We sat in his car and left for home and he kept on holding my hand while driving me home. And I woke up.

Luckily I didn't have to deal With consequences 😌

[bookofthoughts1]

some people were just shitty friends. And I’m just glad they aren’t in my life anymore. Yet somehow they still find a way to talk crap, fuck with my life, get involved somehow, and cry over me thinking they were shitty. You were tho 😐😐😐 I literally felt like shit around you like 95% of the time…. other past friends that I just grew apart from were so much better. But few. Very few were: Rude, one… a total bitch tbh. Surprised people are still torn up about me and how things ended. Don’t pretend you were some angelic friend. No way. I often questioned my worth around you, being amongst “friends” I shouldn’t feel that way. At least with my new group, and some that I still choose to talk to after many years of friendship, I’m always reminded of how much I’m loved, how important I am, never judged. Glad I kept some of them around.

Literally was made aware that some chick wrote a novel about me. Apparently she knows my tumblr which is strange considering I only shared this account to one other person. I know that one person would not have given her this info. So that’s pretty disturbing how she even knows. That’s a stalker. Like really how did you get this tumblr account? Probably going to make yet again a new blog account. Cuz fuck 😐 can’t ever post in peace without people getting access to my shit somehow someway. Actively involving herself in my life but denies doing so… yet she talks to my ex, apparently she had given permission to MY ex to talk to me, and even came over to kick my ass over MY ex, she even became friends with other people I had a falling out with recently!! She literally hit them up just to talk shit about me. She doesn’t admit that now does she? I blog and post about people? Ok? Because I can. No one looks at my tumblr anyways except these low life stalking ass bitches. And Rather than clear shit up? Clear shit up with who? Her? Eww no. There’s nothing to resolve between her and I. That friendship was over a long time ago. She’s the one that needs to clear shit up within herself because it seems that she’s so bothered about my single opinion of her being a fucked up friend. All she shared was the good of it. Didn’t mention any of her faults. Too bad for her I think she’s awful cuz she was. I’m just one person so I don’t get why my opinion bothers her so much. Especially considering we are not in each others lives. Maybe she changed? I don’t know and I don’t care. Yet I’m such a fanatic, like sorry to say I don’t give a fuck about her. Not in the slightest. She’s dead to me. Wtf am I supposed to clear up, anyways? She was a toxic friend in how she treated me. There’s nothing to clear up. She’s the one that made shit real public on Facebook. I supposedly made a post about her a few days ago. She somehow managed to get access to that post and claim it was her. Uhh flatter yourself why don’t you? And again, this blog of mine was private af. ONE PERSON knew about it. One. And I know that best friend of mine wouldn’t share this blog with a single soul. So I’m hurt and I need help? Nah. You’re hurt. You’re hurt over the way I viewed you. Something in you just can’t own up to being a bully of a friend. If you have something to tell me then tell me. But there’s literally nothing to clear up. Are we trying to resolve shit that happened between us? There’s nothing to resolve. Did she forget she literally came to my house to try and beat me up? Tf? Get out of here. Trying to get pity or something? Literally admitted you’re outspoken and confrontational….. confrontational… that’s like admitting you’re a bully. Being honest and telling the truth is different from being outspoken and confrontational. Telling me I dress weird, making fun of my weight, disrespecting my mom, saying I dance funny, made fun of my looks with her boyfriends, criticized the 3 men I dated in my life, said one of them was ugly but decided to be his friend afterwards, pushing me to move on from my ex to someone new and the moment I did find someone i actually liked, it wasn’t to her standards, made fun of a tattoo I had gotten with another best friend of mine. But she doesn’t admit that. Lol. This all stems from her thinking I wrote about her in one post I made when in fact I wrote about someone else. (Some old old old lady someone’s ex that keeps hitting me up for money.) so this chick, an ex friend is Crying over how she was actually not a bad friend? But she was. Constantly judged me and put me down. On the daily. Made fun of almost everything about me. Criticized my decisions. Never supported me at all. Just all judgments and criticism. Literally haven’t hung out with her since April of 2019. And the way things ended was dumb af. I literally just decided to drop her and never hang out again and that was honestly one of the best decisions I ever made. I had other friends and family tell me how awful she was to me too and how I better not ever go back.

I don’t understand how it’s so hard for her to move on with her life? Because of my own personal thoughts and opinions. You’ve made it clear I’m dead to you. So I basically just don’t exist, so again how does my opinion of how I viewed you during our friendship have so much of a hold on you? And How is it called bad mouthing? What I said is the truth. None of what I wrote here is a lie. (And yes, this is about you, but that other post wasn’t. You don’t know what I go thru on a daily or the weird messages I get from different past people regarding money.) it’s all the truth. Or did you not treat me like shit? Did you not make fun of almost every little thing about me? Did you forget how fucked up you were to me? Never raised me up, never told me I’m beautiful like my current friends do now. How long was I supposed to endure that and just be ok? And I wasn’t friendless. I had a best friend when I met you. I had different friends thru out our friendship too that you simply didn’t like. Gtfo with your lies.

I’ll be making a new blog. A whole ass new one because stalking bitches managed to find this account. Why can’t they just leave me alone and not waste their time in looking me up?

[thenextcelestialchapter]

Trigger warning bc Rigoletto XD

I got nostalgic for this old movie I remembered watching at my Grandma’s house called “Rigoletto” which was basically kinda like an altered version of Phantom of the Opera where the phantom is actually a good guy (I thiiiink...) trying to teach a young girl to sing and I’m watching it now just starting but pretty good so far, gonna watch the rest of it in a minute and share more thoughts...

Buuuut first I’m gonna share what I thought of the ORIGINAL Rigoletto that youtube suggested first and trying to be cultured and classy I watched it first. It was... IIIIIINTERESTING? XD;;; And also TERRIFYING perfect for Halloween really it was basically about a bunch of mad rapists on the loose in a time where women had very little rights and protection, you got this Duke that wants everyone’s wife and daughter, but then he’s like aw man what should I do with all these pissed off husbands and fathers? Should I just banish em maybe idk...

And then his twisted ass Jester is like, “NO DUDE CUT THEIR HEADS OFF LOL!” and even the Duke is like “Dude no chill” and then some Pissed Off Father shows up and wants his daughter back but the Jester ofc acts like an actual asshat and just rips off her top and flashes her tits to the guy and then lets the Duke noncon boff her on his hunched back. Like dude wtf kinda crazy pills are you on or should BE on?? So POD gets even more super pissed off and tells the Jester he’s CUUUURSED him (idk why just him and not the Duke) and the Jester is like OHNOES HE CUUUUURSED ME like my guy do you not know WHY.

So he decides to dig himself deeper and hires an assassin to do what exactly he’s not really even sure yet he just kinda wants him on call until he figures out who he wants to kill most I guess? Anyways so then he goes to see his daughter who all the other guys think must be a mistress but actually it’s his daughter that he treasures more than anything in the world bc she’s all the family he has and all that’s left of the only woman he ever loved. So he hides her away and forbids her from going anywhere but church bc he knows that the other men will dishonor a jester’s daughter and just laugh about it. Which is aww of him but also sheesh hypocrite much?

So he tells this lady to protect her except womp womp she got briiiibed by the Duke ofc who wants to boff everything that moves and that includes Jester’s daughter. He gives the lady that was supposed to “protect” her a sack of coins and she just locks the girl out so the Duke can do whatever to her idk I guess this Jester’s daughter girl might be a little slightly mentally disabled maybe? Bc she falls for some pretty ridiculous shit as does the Jester so they probably are both supposed to be “feeble minded” as the more polite folk would say back then bc anyways yeah the Duke somehow manages to very forcefully get her to fall in love with him by just saying some fancy shit in between grabbing her and shoving his face up to her and saying he’s a poor student which I guess she’s into but also wtf you just gave a sack of coins to the other chick...

ANYWAYS these other dickbags who hung around the Duke are like YOOO RAPE TIME should be go after this one married chick we barely mentioned at the start NAH LETS FK W THAT ASSHOLE JESTER so they hatch this half-baked scheme of somehow “tricking” the Jester into being blindfolded which SOMEHOW makes him both blind AND deaf (NOT rly how that works but okay whatever just whaaatever...) and then they tell him that he’s gonna hold the ladder while they abduct the married chick but actually he’s helping them abduct his own daughter.

Then the Duke is like “Oh man that girl was so sweet and innocent I might actually turn into good man for this girl she might be The One~!” like yeah okay enjoy that for the minute and a half it lasts.

Yadda yadda the Jester eventually finds out what happened to his daughter and he’s like “THE CUUURSE!!” Even though the Pissed Off Dad actually shows up and says, “Crap I guess that curse isn’t really working that sucks...” But now the Jester is just CONSUMED by that thought but he still gets pissed off at the other dudes for tricking him somehow so he tries to act all tough like he’s gonna kill them but it’s one vs two dozen or so, soooo yeah that doesn’t work, so then he resorts to crying and begging like a biatch but that doesn’t work for him either finally they just kinda get bored of him for a while and leave him to sing sad shit with his daughter. 

Uuuuh yeesh this shit was so crazy lol then like for some reason the Jester finally decides to just focus on the Duke and kill the Duke after finding out his daughter is in love with him he tries to show her what an a-hole the Duke really is by showing the Duke singing the best song of the opera but the lyrics are all literally just “Women suck, women are trash, never trust them, nope, never!” Even though he knows what those two dozen dudes did to her bc they told him he’s apparently blaming her I guess?? Okay whatever WHAAAAATEVER lmao and Jester’s daughter is like man that sucks but when the guy her father hired to kill him is like “Oh man I’m so pissed off about my sister falling in love with the Duke that I was hired to kill I’m just gonna kill the first person that comes through my door instead!!” she’s just immediately like “Welp it’s time for me to die for you my love” like girl GET THERAPY??

So yeah she gets very dramatically stabby-stabbed and then wrapped up in a big white sheet and given to the Jester who thinks it’s the Duke at first and is all happy about to dump the body in the water when suddenly he hears the Duke singing his Women Are Trash song in the distance and he’s like “WAIT OH NOES WHO IS ACTUALLY IN THIS SHEET THEN??” So he finally actually bothers to CHECK it and YUP it’s his daughter still just barely alive long enough to tell her dad, “Dude you really need to just CHILL I’ma go join mom in heaven now and be and angel and you just really need to learn to forgive and stop tryna kill people and just FORGIVE man alright PEACE OUT” and then the Jester, ofc, is like... “THE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!?!?!!1!”

So yeah, Rigoletto. Giuseppe Verdi. My thoughts on the TOTALLY DIFFERENT but for some reason also named “Rigoletto” from 1993 soon to come! XD;;

#rigoletto #wtf

[natashas-wh0r3]

Okay so I decided that since my professor wanda story is doing really well i’d do a part two, here you go, enjoy my horny friends.

Pt. 2) Wanda Maximoff x Reader (top wanda), switch (kinda) dynamic this time.

Disclaimers: smut (obv) oral w fingering(r receiving), thigh riding (r giving), little bit angsty, legal age gap, teacher x reader.

trying to do first person :)

As soon as the classroom door shut behind me, I realized what actually just happened. Holy shit I fucked my teacher. This is so bad, but it was so good. wtf is wrong with me? All of these thoughts running through my head. I realized I had a gap today between Ms. Maximoffs class and my history class much later in the day. So I decided to head back to my dorm, all the way there I thought about her. I swung the door open. ”ZARA GET IN HERE”, she practically slid over the countertop trying to get to me. “what what, wtf is going on”. I sat her down and told her EVERYTHING, from beginning to present. “So you’re telling me you got railed by your teacher and if it wasn’t for me it wouldn’t have happened.” “i guess you’re right but shhh, let me have my moment.” Just as I finished my sentence I heard my phone buzz in my pocket. I pulled it out and looked down. “Email from Ms Maximoff” it read, “oh shit”. Zara yanked the phone from my hand, “OPEN IT BITCH” she said slamming the phone back into my hands waiting in anticipation. “Okay alright”. I typed in my passcode tapping the mail icon on the home screen. An address was all that was included. 195 Westview Ave 97305. “is that her home ad?” Zara asked. “How am I supposed to know?” i ask. “we’ll go find out,” “I don’t think that’s a great idea” she rolls her eyes. “Just go for it”. “Okay why not”. I grab my car keys walking to the elevator and head towards the car park. As the elevator descends I put the address into my GPS. “only 2 miles away, atleast I wont be using a lot of gas.” The door opens and i walk to my car hopping in and backing out. Shorter than I realized I was at her house, or atleast what I think is her house. Just as I park the car I see the front door open. A man and three kids walk out followed by Wanda. Are those her kids, is she married!?!? She hugs the kids and the man as they hop into their car and drive off. I don’t know how but apparently I grew balls and went up to her. “oh hello y/n, I see you got my address.” “yes uh Ms. Maximoff-“ she cuts me off “Love, please call me Wanda.” “Sorry Wanda, who are those people, they aren’t your kids… right?” she chuckles “oh no that’s Clint my close friend and his children. I felt the weight of the world lift off my chest. “hon, theres no need to be worried you have me all to yourself.” She lightly cups my cheek pulling my lips to hers. The soft sweet lips I had only kissed about a few hours prior back on mine. She slowly pulls me inside guiding my back to a nearby wall. She pulls away biting my lip before releasing. “I wanna eat you, right here, taste that sweet little pussy of yours.” Involuntarily a moan slips out from between my lips. “yes mommy” is all i can mutter up. She goes straight for my neck kissing and sucking at the tender skin while guiding her hands down my torso. Her gentle, cold fingers moving towards the hem of my sweatpants. She unties the loop of the strings and slowly pulls my pants down kneeling as she does. God she looks so fucking sexy on her knees. She lifts one finger and places it on my clit causing my body to shudder. “my god baby, you’re so wet.” “Please… please mommy” she hooks her finger around my underwear pulling them aside. Before I can even prepare myself I feel her warm tongue on my pussy. She starts circling my clit with her tongue holding onto my thighs as she pleasures me. If i thought she was good with that fake dick she’s even better with her tongue. “does that feel good moya krasavitsa?” “Fuck yes please don’t stop” she moves her tongue farther down prodding at my hole. My body in full bliss as this woman pleasures me. I throw my head back, closing my eyes as she moves back up to my clit, I don’t even have time to ask for her tongue in my hole when I feel her cold finger enter my pussy. “OH FUCK” my knees nearly buckle out from under me as she keeps licking and sucking at my clit. “oh you’re such a slut, you wanted mommy inside of you huh?” I can only respond with incoherent moans. She pulls away from my pussy keeping her fingers in me. “Use your words detka” she says reaching

her other hand up to pinch my nipple. “yes, y-yes i wanted you inside my pussy, please please make me cum mommy.” Wanda let’s out a deep moan before throwing her tongue back at my pussy licking even faster, her fingers working at much harder into my aching cunt. my hand reaches for her hair as my orgasm builds in the pit of my stomach. Loud moans escape my mouth bouncing off the walls as I grip onto her hair for dear life. The sounds of her sucking up my wetness making my pussy throb. “you gonna cum whore?” she says driving her fingers into my soaked pussy. I open my eyes looking down to see her fingers covered in my juices. “yes yes please harder.” Her fingers rapidly move in and out of me, my walls clenching tightly around her fingers. Her other hand moves up to my clit rubbing it in tight circles. That’s all I needed for my orgasm to plow through me. “MOMMY” I yell as my thighs tighten around her hand. She slowly being her fingers to a halt pulling them out. “let me clean you up detka.” She sucks all of my cum into her mouth standing up and opening her mouth so I can see it on her tongue. She seductively stares at me closing her mouth and swallowing it all. I grab her face and pull it towards my lips. My tongue pushes through her lips eager to taste myself on her tongue. I pull back, “Now it’s my turn to please you, show me to your room mommy”. She continues kissing me as she guides me to her room. As we enter I pull away closing the door and turning around to see her stripping. God does she look so fucking beautiful. I do the same leaving my clothes all over the floor. I walk over to her now naked guiding her to the bed and pushing her back onto it. I get ontop of her immediately latching my mouth onto her nipple while massaging the other breasts. “Fuck you love mommys tits, is that right?” I just nod my head moving to leave hickeys all over her. I lean up grabbing her shoulders and flipping us around. “Ride my thigh mommy, use to me to cum.” she moans at my request. “My little baby so eager to please me.” she says while straddling my thigh. She lowers herself down I feel the warm wetness of her pussy on my thigh. Her hips begin rocking back and forth as she leans forward to gain better stability. Her ethereal moans begin leaving her mouth as her eyes shut. “mmm that’s it baby, such a good fuck toy” the bed begins creaking as she picks up the pace. I lean up attaching my lips to her neck and massaging her boobs. “yes don’t stop” she moans into my ear. I can feel the throbbing on my leg as her pace becomes violent, her juices running down my thigh and onto the sheets beneath us. “What do you want mommy?” I ask wanting to bring her to her orgasm quicker. “mmm fuck, suck on my fingers” I open my mouth inviting her inside. She temporarily opens her eyes to guide her fingers into the warm destination. I close my lips around her fingers sucking and moving my tongue around them. A loud shaky moan leaves her smooth lips as her thighs shake. She’s close, my hands grab ahold of her hips and I tense my thighs rocking her harder into me. “OH FUCK CUMMING” her body shakes above me, my eyes locked on her boobs as they rock with the motions of her hips. Her jaw drops as her orgasm waves over her. Her warm juices now all over my thigh. I stopped guiding her hips and slowly laid her down ontop of me . “You’re so hot mommy.” “that was the best orgasm Ive had in ages” she says through pants. she crawls up to embrace you pulling the covers over both your bodies. “Sleep detka, you deserve it”

Please let me know your opinions on this and if I should write a series!

#wanda maximov #wanda maximoff x reader smut #wanda maximoff smut #teacher x student #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x female reader

[dontbipanicjonsa]

Did Kit suddenly lose his ability to heart-eye or is Pol!Jon actually a thing.

I'm late to the fandom but I just finished S7 and I'm having thoughts.

I'm a reader of the books, and I hadn't watched the show till now because... I suck at watching shows with hour long episodes and more than three seasons.

What made me decide to watch it was the Pol!Jon discourse I found on the Internet.

I know enough about the show to understand how unlikely and out of character this theory would seem to show watchers. At the same time, I fully believe that book!Jon would be fully capable of something like this. But also, even though I do ship Jonsa in the books, I can't deny that Jonerys is.....a big deal. Everyone expects it to happen. It's a highly anticipated pairing and....I just couldn't honestly believe Pol!Jon because it is just so against the general expectation.

So I decided to watch the show. And now I've finished season 7 and I am astounded.

Let me preface this by saying that I went into S7 already disliking Jonerys (sue me) but I still fully expected to have some serious doubts about the validity of Jonsa. I fully expected to be at least somewhat convinced of Jonerys. Even hating the idea of Jon and Danaerys together, I still expected more.

There are a number of things I would like to note here.

First, Jonerys is a romance that is told, not shown. Davos talks about Jon watching Dany's "good heart" (hehe) to tell us Jon is attracted to Dany. But then Jon immediately dismisses it- and not in a way that looks like he's deflecting. He's not only dismissing it, he's dismissive of it. His mind is not in the conversation, it is beyond the Wall.

Similarly, Tyrion says (not in those words), "yeah right, and Jon only looks at you longingly coz he wants a military alliance with you". Not sure what I'm supposed to think about that....? First, Jon doesn't look at Dany longingly at all???? Not once. Second, is this line supposed to suggest that Jon is looking at her longingly for a reason that is not desperately wanting a military alliance....? Because we already know that that's exactly what he does want. Wtf do I make of this statement?????

There are other examples, but the point remains. People keep talking about Jon and Dany being into each other, and that is what is supposed to convince us that they are into each other (well yea Dany is) but Jon gives no indication of looking at her longingly, of falling in love with her, of being intrigued by her even. He's a brick wall.

Alright, I'll concede one (1) scene where I saw legitimate attraction on his face for a second- that is the cave scene. Even there tho, it's hard to tell if he's just watching her reaction carefully or if he wants to bang her.

On the other hand, Dany shows that she is into him. Even so, when I say she's into him, I mean she's attracted to him and intrigued by him. I cannot believe she loves him.

Next, I think it's interesting that in the episode before (or was it the same episode?) Jon bends the knee, we have a number of people (Tormund, Beric) talk about stuff like- kings not bending the knee leading to people dying, knowing what's important (the fight against the dead), being the shield that guards the realm of men blah blah I don't remember the exact words. Then he sees the WW and the Army of the Dead (again) and sees a dragon die. And then, the first opportunity he gets, he bends the knee. I want to point out here that the scenes really emphasise on Jon's thinking face after every conversation he has during their little gay party beyond the Wall. They focus on the look on his face again while he's watching the Army. Multiple times. And there's clearly something going on in his head, gears are turning.

One other scene that struck me is the scene where Jon and Dany are saying goodbye to each other (the Eastwatch episode). In the same episode (if I remember correctly) Jon calls them strangers, and then the goodbye scene comes and Dany says to Jon's little morbid joke, "I've grown used to him". Him being Jon. Two things to note here-

One, Jon considers them strangers but Dany has gotten "used to him". Maybe it's nothing, or maybe it's an indication of how the two of them are absolutely not on the same page (about anything).

Second, Jon's face after she says that. It shuts down. Like a door slamming. And then he says that "wish you good fortune in the wars to come" line, which has ZERO romance, or longing, but a whole lot of bad precedent (does that make sense?). Ouch. The thought that occured to me here is that Dany is being somewhat obvious about her feelings, and maybe, just maybe Jon has picked up on it. And that is why he reacts the way he does.

I wasn't sure so I compared the scene with the Jonsa forehead kiss scene in S6, and Jon's expressions after that kiss.

My logic was this- I assume that either Jon has become aware of Dany's feelings in the Eastwatch goodbye scene, or his own feelings for her. One of these assumptions is true. Which one?

If Jon has feelings for Sansa, then his confusion/awareness/discomfort regarding that are seen in that forehead kiss scene. So if Jon has become aware of his feelings for Dany, let's see how these two scenes compare?

My dudes. There is no comparison. Go watch it.

I watched both scenes with sound off, and the difference is insane. Jon looks at Sansa's lips. There's a moment's pause that's full of tension, and then his face shuts in a way, but it's a bit confused, a bit thoughtful.

Jon does not look at Dany's lips. He does not look confused, or thoughtful. This is not a romance.

Side observation- speaking of showing and telling, it's funny how we're shown Jon looking at Sansa's wolf bits, and told that Jon looks at Dany's good heart. Yes I'm talking about boobs but wolf bits and good heart is funnier. We literally see Jon look at the wolf bits twice, talk about it himself, in a completely unnecessary conversation...as opposed to being entirely dismissive of the good heart, even when someone else brings it up.

Back to the main point, one last thing I'd like to talk about is the scene where Jon actually bends the knee (not really). First, there are still no heart-eyes. Definitely not from Jon. Second, it's funny how Jon uses the exact hand-grabbing move that Sansa used on him last season, when she was trying to convince him to do something he didn't particularly wanna do (like he's now trying to do with Dany). This means that

1) he learnt that move from Sansa. He knows how effective it is XD

2) if the Jonerys hand-grab is romance, it stands to reason that the Jonsa hand-grab is romance too. I mean both the grabs are suspiciously similar.

Then, even after Dany "promises" that she'll help the North fight the WW, Jon still bends the knee. I felt both an odd sense of urgency coming from him, and an understandable hesitation. Or maybe that's just me.

Now suddenly, he becomes complimentary of her. But there's something weird about his compliments. They are completely generic. "They'll see you for what you are" and in the later episode, "you're not like the others". Wtf does that MEAN ??

Here's the thing...Jon could have paid Dany a way more specific, genuine sounding compliment after bending the knee (complete with heart eyes). I mean she did just fly over the Wall to rescue him and his men. He could have said more, something meaningful, but he didn't. He bent the knee like a house on fire (that doesn't make sense but you get what I mean I hope) and paid generic compliments. Then he pretended to sleep until she left and then sighed very loudly.

??? Romance??? WHERE????

Then the dragon pit. Heart-eyes still missing.

Then the sex scene. What do I say? Lol.

No really. There are no heart eyes even during the sex scene. Honestly, idk what that face was. Not in love for sure.

Another side note- Arya and Sansa have talks while standing in the same place where the forehead kiss scene happened (wtf do you call that place again, the bridge.??) But no heart eyes. No lingering looks. There is no incestuous gay love between them, I can say for sure. All it does is prop up the odd incestuous vibes of the Jon Sansa scene in that same place.

ANOTHER side note- goddamn but does Sansa talk about Jon a lot.

Edit: I'm sure most of this stuff has already been discussed in other metas. My purpose here is only to put down my first thoughts after watching the season.

#jonsa meta #jonsa #political jon #pol!jon #dark dany

[evermoreparker]

Midnight Memories

Summary: You find out that going to parties isn’t as bad as you thought it would be, and Peter ends his night in the best way as possible.

A/N: Hey! I’ve been gone for way too long lmao. I had this fic in my drafts for a long time and I’m really proud of this one. :) Please, let me know if you like it!! It might have a part two haha.

Warnings: underage drinking I guess? Also some sexual innuendos lmao, but other than that it’s pure fluff.

‘’Should we be doing that?’’ You ask breathlessly after kissing the cute boy from your chem class that you always had a crush on.

‘’I don’t think so’’ He giggles like a kid after getting caught doing something they shouldn’t be doing, making you do the same.

‘’But do you wanna stop?’’ He asks scared of you regretting your whole make out session.

‘’Mm… Let me think...’’ You go back to lightly tugging the curls that were running through your fingers not a long time ago. ‘’I don’t think so’’ You reply with the same tone as he used before.

But let me take you back to what happened before that…

Not a long time ago you found yourself bored at some stranger’s party where your friend had dragged you. Don’t get me wrong, but who likes a house filled with horny and drunk teenagers? And suddenly you ask yourself wtf are you doing there. Alessia Cara was right, you’d rather be at home all by yourself. But since you are here, why not try to have some fun?

Standing in front of all the vodka, soda, and nasty stuff teens think it’s good to mix it with alcohol, you decide to make yourself a drink, and let’s hope you don’t throw up when you get home and call it ‘’food poisoning’’. Putting a reasonable amount to loosen up, but not enough to make you flirt with everyone. Well… it wouldn’t be bad to get some action.

Too distracted for your own good, you turn around and end up smashing your cup against someone. ‘’Fuck I’m so sorry’’ and you look up, there it is. The only person you weren’t expecting to see at a party like this one. You know that feeling when there’s a whole chemical reaction running through your veins when you are about to do something that scares you? That’s exactly what talking to Peter felt like. Suddenly you forgot how to form a sentence, and you are sure he thinks you are about to pass out or some shit.

‘’No problem’’ he smiles ‘’are you okay?’’ his expression changes when he sees how you are looking at the wall in front of you like it’s the most interesting thing ever.

‘’Mm? Yea yea yea for sure’’ you try to laugh it off, but it comes out as a cry for help.

‘’Ok then’’ he takes a sip from his cup and looks around, because, well, it’s pretty awkward now. But he breaks the silence when he realizes you won’t do that soon. ‘’I’m gonna go back to Ned. Great catching up with you’’ as he turns around he realizes what he said. ‘’Catching up? We shared like two sentences, what the fuck is wrong with me?’’ Peter whispers to himself while going back to Ned.

’’How did it go with y/n?’’ Ned asks while looking around waiting for Betty.

’’Awful, I think she hates me or something, it was so awkward.’’ Peter says while looking at you talking to your friends. ’’She’s so pretty, it’s not fair. How am I supposed to compete with guys like Brad if that's the type she's used to?’’

’’Dude are you kidding me? Guys like Brad don’t stand a chance against you!! You are fucking spiderman!’’ Ned whispers the last part.

’’DUDE don’t say that, what if someone hears you?’’ Peter whisper yells

’’So? Then we’ll finally get famous’’

’’Look, we had this conversation before, can you imagine what would happen to me if people found out? I’d probably be dead by the end of the day.’’

’’Ok ok, sorry man’’ Ned quickly changes the subject as he sees Betty coming their way. ’’I definitely think that the government hides a lot of shit.’’

’’Oh my god, me too. My cousin’s cousin has a friend that said her mom worked with this guy that said his uncle worked for the government and he told her that they created human clones and stuff’’ Betty says.

’’Holy shit babe, that’s awesome, don’t you think so Peter?’’

’’Yea yea, orphan black stuff’’ Usually Peter is way more engaged in conversations, but the way you keep laughing at your friends' jokes makes him wonder if he could make you laugh like that.

’’Peter we are going outside, you coming?’’

’’Huh? No, I think I’m just gonna stay right here’’ Peter knows better than to hang out with Betty and Ned while they suck each other's faces.

Your friends leave you almost at the same time Ned leaves with Betty, it almost seems like it was part of some plan so that you two can be alone. Peter tries to keep watching you, in a non-stalker way, but you look at him at the same time he is staring at you like a creep.

’’Shitshitshit should I apologize?’’ before he could make up his mind, you wave at him. He waves back, but a little too much, but it makes you laugh, and he’s glad he did that. While he's too busy trying not to look totally whipped, you sign for him to come sit with you, and he doesn’t overthink about something for the first time that night.

’’Hey’’ you smile at him and he forgets how to form a sentence. ’’Do you wanna eat something? I saw that you were drinking, and Idk about you, but I feel incredibly sick if I don’t eat while I’m drinking so I brought snacks, and I hid them upstairs’’ He’s so happy for not being the only one who rambles.

’’Yea, yea I do’’ He wishes he was able to talk to you sooner. May Odin bless Ned and Betty for being horny teens and leaving him alone.

When you two get upstairs, you get your bag out of your hiding space, going to an unoccupied room.

’’Do you want some?’’ you point to your bag of cheetos, but before Peter could answer someone opened the door. Quickly, you hide behind the door and pull Peter with you, while a random couple slam the door open on yours and Peter’s face.

‘’Kinda rude to do that’’ you whisper to Peter while he’s trying so hard not to laugh at the whole situation. ’’Laugh at me again and I won’t share anything with you.’’ you playfully shove him closer to the wall.

’’That’s what she said’’ Peter whispers to you, laughing at his own terrible joke.

’’Oh my, why would she say that?’’

’’I-Idk I thought you’d find the joke funny I guess’’ he looks at you with worried puppy eyes, scared of saying something wrong, but it goes away when he sees that you were just messing with him.

’’I did, but I think title of your sex tape would be better if it was a different situation.’’

’’T-title of my what?’’

’’Sex tape, I’ll explain later, but now we gotta leave before we experience one’’ you grab Peter’s hand while running out of the room. ’’Holy shit do you think they saw us?’’

’’I don’t think so, I didn’t feel anything’’ Peter looked at you with wide eyes once he realized what he said, you had no idea about his spidey senses.

’’Oh you wanted to get caught? Damn Peter, didn’t know you were into that type of stuff’’ you say while heading to the stairs.

’’What? NONONO I didn’t mean it like that’’ he goes after you like a lost puppy.

’’Hey no judgement, it’s ok to have like a voyeur kink’’ you say while going back downstairs.

’’But I- wait you are just messing with me’’ he grins when he sees you laughing.

’’Yea I don’t mean it… Or do I?’’

‘’Ok I don’t really get it if you are just messing with me, or if you do think I get off watching people have sex.’’

‘’”I get off watching people have sex” title of your sex tape. ‘’

’’That’s what she said?’’

’’Close enough, I’ll teach you more later.’’

#peter parker fluff #tom holland fluff #peter parker blurb #tom holland angst #peter parker × you #peter parker × reader

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 300: Days of Our Todorokis

Previously on BnHA: Hawks was all “hey Jeanist, wanna go on a road trip with me to my mom’s house?” Jeanist was all “you know it,” and so they hopped into Jeanist’s jercedes and took off. Hawks took a nap and had a flashback to his Dickensian childhood living in a abject poverty with his jerk mom and jerk dad, thinking heroes were make-believe until one day Endeavor arrested his dad and Baby Hawks was all “OH SHIT.” And then he saved a bunch of people, and the HPSC was all “what do we have here,” and blah blah blah, you know the rest. Back in the present, Hawks was all “well my life is currently in shambles, but on the plus side there’s no one bossing me around anymore so that’s pretty cool,” and then decided he was going to talk to Endeavor. Fandom was all “I can’t believe Hawks would side with his childhood hero over the man who burned his wings off and posted a video calling him a violent murderer who took after his abusive dad,” so that was fun and stuff. I can’t wait to see what piping fresh takes this new chapter will bring.

Today on BnHA: Our old friend Carbonation Carl tries to loot a Starbucks and gets his ass kicked by a senior citizen. Society is all “YEAH, WE’RE REALLY STARTING TO GET SICK OF THIS SHIT.” Old Man Samurai is all “this room won’t stop me because I can’t read it” and abruptly decides to retire, which, fun fact, is literally THE LEAST HELPFUL THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE. Anyway so then a bunch of other punkasses follow suit, and while I won’t say that I’m actually starting to root for Stain to kill some peeps, just for the record I’m not not saying that either. Back in the hospital, Endeavor cries some tears because his life sucks, and then is confronted by his entire family, LED BY QUEEN REI, FIRST OF HER NAME, BACK IN BUSINESS AND LARGE AND IN CHARGE. Rei is all “fuck feeling sorry for yourself, we have a rogue Murder Son on the loose” and I swear to god I have never felt so alive.

so here we go! and just for the record, even though the last two chapters have been phenomenal, I don’t necessarily have any sky-high expectations for chapter 300, mostly because chapters 100 and 200 consisted of Mei Boobs, and Toadette and her horrific quirk lmao. so go ahead Horikoshi, what are you gonna pull out of your hat for this one

oh, back to this stuff again. sob

I guess there was only so much time we could spend having hospital antics and exploring Hawks’s past before we got back to dealing with the whole “the world has gone to absolute shit” issue huh, lol

omg

what’s with these bizarrely cute Noumus. why do I want to pet them

so the narrative text is going on about how people have been super paranoid about the Noumu ever since the USJ incident a year ago. so yeah, I guess the fact that there are now a bunch of them confirmed to be running around is really freaking people out even on top of everything else

wtf is happening here

what did this poor lil glass ever do to anyone. r.i.p.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SODA SAM IS BACK ON THE LAM

tsk tsk tsk. my man has graduated from snatching purses to raiding cafes. going after that big money. this man has no business sense whatsoever lmao

OH BUT WATCH IT NOW!!

OH SNAP THE PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING BACK. WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW SAM

THIS MAN IS 172 YEARS OLD AND HE’S NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES!!

WTF IS HE LIGHTING THIS THING ON FIRE OR SOME SHIT. GETTEM GRANDPA YEAHHHH HE’S CHARGING AT EM YEAHHHHHH

lmao so that was fun. and now we’re cutting to Wash!! omg. look at him

he’s so dedicated. too bad you don’t have a car like Best Jeanist. probably takes a while when you’re just running everywhere

you see?? you were too slow!!

NOOOO, GRANDPA. he defeated Pepsi Pete, but lost his life in the process. this is too tragic

anyway so the good news is that the cafe has been saved! but the bad news is, there really isn’t much of a cafe left. huh. I guess that’s one of the reasons why people are supposed to get a license to use their quirks like this

oh snap and now everyone is coming outside, and they’re none too happy to see poor old Wash over here

seriously Wash, get a bicycle or something. also the way this guy is gesturing so dramatically with his hand in this sort of “YOU SEE!! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!” manner is sending me

OH MY GOD

HE SPEAKS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. IT MEANS JEANS PUNS ARE YESTERDAY’S NEWS, FOLKS!! MAKE WAY FOR THE LAUNDRY PUNS. CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH THIS ALL... UNFOLD

“the heroes had dwindled away” okay real talk you guys, it is literally only a matter of time before they press-gang the children into picking up their slack. I still don’t know how to feel about that, but it is happening one way or the other regardless. Child Soldiers 2 Electric Boogaloo. wonder if we’ll see a rise in vigilante action as well

OHO WHAT’S THIS? THIS IS A CHAPTER OF GRANDPAS HUH

-- no fucking way

WOW. WOW. WOWWWWWW

wow. so he didn’t do a fucking thing while the rest of the top ten were being turned into red mist in the previous arc, and now that it’s all over and they need his help more than ever, he decides... THAT IT’S TIME TO RETIRE. holy shit. “fuck you” doesn’t even begin to cover it my guy. you stand there and soak up those boos you coward

ohhhhhhh shiiiiit you guys. oh shit

the “I am not here” breaks my fucking heart for real though y’all. oh man. everything he worked for is gone just like that

(ETA: okay so a couple of the takes I’ve seen on this make it seem like All Might is somehow the bad guy here?? “this is what happens when society puts a bunch of glorified cops on a pedestal”, “finally the cracks in hero society are showing”, etc. etc. so, just a friendly reminder that this isn’t happening because of too much trust and a lack of critical thinking; this is happening because the villains killed all the heroes and broke a bunch of murderers out of jail. it’s happening because an organized league of terrorists succeeded in terrorizing, and so society is now understandably awash in fear and panic. like, it’s just wild to me that AFO is RIGHT FUCKING THERE, and yet week after week fandom still has their “IT’S ALL THE HEROES’ FAULT” signs still up on their lawns. BUT WHATEVER, MOVING ON.)

also though, so exactly how much time is passing here now? I wanted to go straight back to the hospital and see what happens with Deku and the Todorokis. please don’t tell me we’re jumping ahead sob. my aaaaangst

OH SHIT

STAIN. LISTEN UP BUDDY. I KNOW WE’VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, AND I STILL DESPISE YOU FOR CRIPPLING TENSEI AND TRYING TO KILL MY BEST BOY TENYA. BUT AS IT HAPPENS, THERE ARE ONE OR TWO OTHER HEROES OUT THERE NOW WHO I WOULDN’T MIND YOU PAYING A VISIT I’M JUST SAYING

LOL BUT IT ACTUALLY ISN’T THIS MAN, FFFFFF

sob. yeah I was talking about Old Man Samurai actually but YEAH. HEY THERE ENJI

also is this entire hospital actually run by characters from Super Mario Bros though. first Yoshi and now this guy, come the fuck on that is not a coincidence

lmao they stuck him in another one of these cavernous creepy hospital rooms

wtf is it with Horikoshi and these giant fucking rooms lately. Kacchan’s in chapter 298, then Tomie’s colossal house furnished with like one table and a TV, and now this. and the weirdest thing about it though is that “huge space with nothing to fill it up” is like the exact opposite of what you’ll usually find in Japanese homes lol

so now Enji is just sitting there thinking things like “my head is fuzzy” and “I’m alive” lmao okay. not quite all there yet, huh. I’ll give you a minute

I’m so fucking curious as to who his first visitor is going to be omg. either way it’s going to be interesting af, and either way fandom is probably going to feel some way about it but OH WELL

okay now his thoughts are getting more coherent! and he’s remembering Touya, and feeling regret for freezing up and forcing Shouto to deal with everything instead

!!! OH HERE GOES BRACE YOURSELVES Y’ALL IT’S ABOUT TO GET SPICY

NO TOUYA PLEASE DON’T CRY HONEY NO PLEASE

ohhhhhhh man

okay, I mean I didn’t expect you to, but so instead then you’re just going to do... what? lie there and wallow in regret and self-pity for the rest of your life? son you know that’s not how we deal with our problems here in Shounen

though also, I totally do get it though. honestly, thinking on it, I probably would have been disappointed with any other response. but so this is where the rest of his family (including his adopted son) come into play now though, because like it or not they’re all in this thing together. and so friends, I am once again asking you WHO IS GOING TO BE THE ONE TO VISIT ENJI FIRST

AHHHHHHH

KRANCH!!!! OMG AND THE OTHERS ARE SO TINY NEXT TO HIM THAT I ALMOST DIDN’T SEE THEM AT FIRST. IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE TWENTY MILES AWAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS REGULATION HOCKEY RINK OF A ROOM

holy shit I’m so excited lkjlklhlglkasdsjldfk

SDKFJLSKHLKJL

the way she has him by his collar lmaoooo. “lol nah you’re not going anywhere pal.” damn straight, siblings have to be ride or die in situations like this. banding together for survival. strength in numbers

OH MY STARS I’M JUST WARNING YOU NOW THAT I’M ABOUT TO DISSECT EVERY LAST REMAINING PANEL OF THIS CHAPTER PROBABLY YOU GUYS. WE COULD BE HERE A WHILE

love how Fuyu has absolutely no idea how to segue into THE SINGLE MOST AWKWARD CONVERSATION SHE’S EVER HAD, so she just GOES FOR IT in pure small talk mode like they’re meeting up for brunch somewhere

I KNOW IT’S A SMALL THING, BUT I APPRECIATE THAT THE FIRST THING ENJI ASKS IS WHETHER THEY’RE OKAY

lastly while I can’t wait for more of this delicious Natsu angst, I also just have to say that Enji has as much reason to cry right now as anyone on the planet. you can’t deny that being confronted by your not-dead-but-you-thought-he-was-dead son who’s all “SURPRISE DAD I GREW UP TO BE A MASS MURDERER AND I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND NOW I’M GONNA MAIM YOUR OTHER KID” with a side order of “EVERYONE HATES YOU AND SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE GOOD EVER AGAIN” is enough to bum pretty much anyone out. there’s a Pagliacci the Clown joke here somewhere. BUT DOCTOR, I AM THE NUMBER ONE HERO

oh man lol he is seriously falling apart

damn. like you guys, I’m sorry, go ahead and cancel me, but I do feel compassion for the man. it’s therapeutic for me to see an abuser actually feel remorse and be truly sorry and want to change and want to make it up to his family. and it’s also compelling as fuck to read a narrative about a family that’s trying to grapple with that, because let me tell you straight up, as someone who’s done a version of that song and dance -- it is exhausting. it is a piping hot mess. it’s a gigantic mishmosh of extremely volatile emotions that all somehow all contradict one another. love, hurt, hope, anger, betrayal, resentment, attachment, longing. it’s something you can both be desperate for and also want nothing at all to do with. and attempting to portray all of that and write about it is a monumental task, and one which Horikoshi has done so, so delicately thus far, and damn but I appreciate it. anyway, so I’m here and I’m ready for my latest helping of Todoroki Fam Feels you guys

GASP

oh man. OHMANOHMANOHMAN. CAN IT REALLY BE. IS THIS THE REDEMPTION ARC OF CHAPTERS 100 AND 200???

LMAO SHE’S ALL “WE ALL FEEL BAD YOU JACKASS STOP CRYING ABOUT IT”

LAY INTO HIM REI!! SORRY ENJI YOUR PITY PARTY HAS BEEN CANCELLED IN FAVOR OF A “SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT” PARTY COURTESY OF QUEEN ELSA OVER HERE. THE PEOPLE TOOK A VOTE AND WE WANT LESS WHINING AND MORE ACTION

oh my god look at this lady folks

NOTE THE HAIR BLOWING IN THE NONEXISTENT WIND. NOW WE KNOW WHERE SHOUTO GOT THIS POWER FROM

(ETA: btw guys, seeing Rei handle this crisis like an absolute champ despite everything she’s been through is everything, though. I’m reminded of Hawks’s line last week about people sometimes unexpectedly finding liberation when they’re backed into a corner. like things may be shit but goddammit her kiddos need her.)

THE CHAPTER IS ALREADY ENDING SOB, IT’S ONLY A 17-PAGER THIS WEEK, BUT GODDAMN WHAT A WAY TO CLOSE

oh my god. oh my god oh my god. AND FUCK YOU HORIKOSHI FOR CUTTING IT OFF THERE sob. it’s like each week the wait for the next chapter becomes more painful. the Todofam is about to get real, and on top of that Hawks is gonna crash the party at some point down the line, and on top of that we’re still waiting for Kacchan to have his own heartfelt discussion about What The Fuck Are We Supposed To Do Next with his best friend who’s currently in a coma. all I want to do with my life is read about these three things, and all I can do is simply wait as they are portioned out in agonizing, addicting little installments every week

anyway! tune in next time as we answer the question of whether or not fandom will finally run its train of logic all the way through to its natural conclusion and somehow manage to cancel Noted Abuse Apologist Todoroki Fucking Rei. don’t act like it can’t happen. you all know nothing is sacred lol. anyways but I’m ready for anything lol, bring it

#bnha 300 #endeavor #todoroki enji #todoroki shouto #todoroki rei #all them todorokis #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha #I can't believe I've done 300 of these now lol #think I'm gonna finally have to update the post index again