#I’d literally die

[fandomestloser]

gays touching foreheads tho

#louis tomlinson #one direction #harry styles #fanfiction #if someone did this to me #i’d literally die

[evansbby]

no but genuinely like

#how do you think chris evans the man himslef would handle a bratty girlfriend ?? 🤔🤔🤔 #i feel like he’s v childish n kinda low-key emotionally immature himself #like most men are #(not ari tho) #but like how would he deal with it if a girl was to act all bratty with him #would he even be DADDY enough to discipline her #i hope so but I feel like he’d just throw his own tantrum jsjsjsjsksk #IMAGINE #acting up bc you want him to punish you #and instead HE starts acting up in return #I’d literally die #more like… I’d be like BYE #😭😭😭😭 #i hope I’m wrong #my thoughts 💭

[vessels-cape]

Earlier I saw a guy wearing shorts in 2c weather O_o

#how?? #I’d literally die

[dyinglikenarcissus]

My poor mother. She wants me to be straight so bad but also completely understands that there are almost no good examples of a straight relationship going well in our family. Men are pretty. They’re nice to look at and fantasize about but I literally can’t stand being around them for more than a few hours. Imagine one living in my home 😩😩😩

#I’d die #I’d literally die

[a-sketchy]

persona misogyny is so fucking wild. ignoring literally everything else about the entire rest of the games, every single s.link with a female character is like “entirely for having been born a woman i have had to work twice as hard for a fraction of the benefit. even now, i am stripped of my agency in a position i never wanted in the first place” and/or “i’m put on a pedestal by the people in my life because of my looks. men see me as an object to be conquered, women hate me for ‘stealing’ ‘their’ men. if i’m withdrawn i’m a bitch, if i’m friendly i’m easy. because of this, i’m alone” and/or “because of my personality or hobby or lack of cooking skills, i feel like i’m failing at femininity. if being a woman is something i can fail at, then where does that leave me? i’m scared at the loss of my identity and place in society”

like very consistently they present female characters with complex thoughts towards their place in society as women, femininity as a whole, and facing issues stemming from misogyny, and then the payoff is always “my problems were entirely my own fault. i wasn’t strong enough, i was a coward. but now, i’m gonna work hard to be exactly what society expects me to be (which is what i want to be)! i’m gonna do better at femininity (which is still something tangible i can fail at)! i’m going to try hard at making friends (which was my fault for not doing)! all my problems are solved through personal responsibility (that im totally culpable for), effort (which i previously was not putting in), or you, a man! i am Happy and Satisfied with this outcome, can i be Your woman?”

and like hello? why are we here. what the fuck are we doing. why do we keep doing this every single time. can we not do the constant lukewarm attempts at criticizing misogyny so you can jerk off to your own thoughtfulness, while ultimately reinforcing patriarchal systems and brushing off any deeper misogyny-bred issues as a lack of deference to one’s rightful place in society? like maybe don’t do that? for fucking once? just an idea

#i’d really need to rewatch slinks to give more indepth thoughts or pull specific examples #but i’m right and i pace about it every day #i’m not really talking about naoto that’s a whole other can of worms a long way down the line #rambles #if persona’s all about wish fulfillment where’s my persona game where i can be a feminist huh #p4g posting #p3p posting #yeah both of those. i’m not far enough in p4 to have seen the payoff but i know that its fucking persona 4 #and jesus christ yukiko!! i only vaguely know of ai. chie in the main story/dialogue options you have #jesus christ the dialogue options. can you ask literally every girl if they have a boyfriend?? and ‘thats very feminine’ DIE #and man p3p. persona main plot misogyny is weird when you’re on the other side of it #it’s a very different experience being the one getting peeped on #and then saori. and mitsuru. and fuuka. kinda rio. idr a single thing about yukari’s slink i’m sorry but probably her too #also my vague recollection of p5 with haru. ann by default though idr her slink #and goddd of course the. everything else. i’m not touching on. main plot misogyny and inherent writing stuff and etc etc etc etc etc etc et #GOD. #persona is hell

[kiibo-is-flustered]

GOD

Fuck

#lord help me #terzo u could do that to me #I’d literally die if that was me #kiibosnonsense #tickle community #tickling #ghost #the band ghost #ghost bc #terzo #papa emeritus iii #terzo tickle #tickle

[puppyeared]

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to #im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but #because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of #exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something #and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh #and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing #because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant #even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still #its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn…. #if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about #I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird #maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel #a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t #I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to #be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol #idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week #had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting #yapping #does this count as vent #vent #Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly

[rosaacicularis]

thinking strongly about them* right now

*scarian cuddling in the apartment in the scarland castle scar mentioned like one time

#christmas shopping so i can’t even write about them cuddling #this is so tragic #they are just so!!!! #and like i’d write on my phone but also i’d rather die #i also literally cannot type on my phone it’s actually a problem #all of my friend can attest #i need a typing class fr #scarian #desert duo #hermitshipping #grian #gtws #hermitcraft

[hippiesolitude]

Originally drew this as a practice sheet, but went haywire with it :D

My fav boy Alastor in different perspectives <3

#this took 6 hours literally #I’d die for alastor tho #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin art #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor altruist #alastor fanart #digital art #my art #art #procreate

[cupiidzbow]

i have zero respect to people who don’t like her . they’re always weirdly misogynistic abt her too like y’all say you want mean women and you can’t even handle ca.ndy k.ong 😒😒😒😒😒

#like if you hate her you will die and go to hell #literally I will defend her with my life. I love u sm candy I’d jump in front of a moving train for you #txt #her design is so cute I love her voice. she’s so funny and honestly she’s has every right to get mad a lot #dk can be an idiot in this show I’d get mad too 😭😭😭

[milo-the-professional-yapper]

SOMEONE get Jon out of there- my man stopped the apocalypse only to be subjected to reading aloud Reddit threads and blog posts as a digital entity.

Truly a fate worse than death.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp vague #the magnus pod #jonathan sims #alexander j newall #y’all get my man out of there #I’d fully rather die than be subjected to reading REDDIT THREADS #just tear my eyes out of my head at this point #anyways I binged all of the current eps of tmagp and I LOVE IT so far #literally so excited for what’s next #I’m way too attached to Alice and Sam so this oughta be fun

[enha-stars]

okay this has nothing to do with enha (i should shut up) but i have to tell SOMEONE. basically, this guy, a friend of a friend, has been hanging out with my friend group a lot more. he’s cool and funny and okay looking ig (lie) except, one of my friends is interested in him but he is not interested in her. as in, he makes it pretty obvious. he avoids being alone w her (by inviting others) and he often dodges questions about relationships. however…. today… after my midterm, we were all in the library and my friend asked him if he wanted to go with her to get food, and he respectfully declined. but then, after a bit, when i got up to get food, he offered to come with me. i’m not reading too much into it but my other friends have claimed that he’s more inclined towards me than my friend because he’s always the first to invite me and he genuinely has conversations with me. the issue is that this friend is very insecure when it comes to men and IF anything between me and this guy happens, she’s going to end my life probably

#so do i die or do i die #I DIDNT NOTICE #i don’t notice these things #u have to slap my face and yell at me for me to believe that u like me #okay so he talks to me… yay? #he’s a man (a pretty man but a man) idc what he’s talking about #like yes he’s cute and it’s very adorable that he has such a strong passion for economics but like #see #it’s like when u don’t like someone but then ur friends bring it up and then u can’t stop thinking about it #i’m actually concerned for my life though #if my friend even believes that he could like me #i’d have to kms #no joke #this has happened ONCE before and we had this huge falling out but i literally told her to stop being an idiot #because why would a man come between us #however ☝🏽 #after further thought #he does pay more attention to me i think #BUT IN A FRIEND WAY #maybe he’s compensating for paying less attention to my friend #i wish she would get the hint #ok don’t mind me this is me being crazy and batshit #enha!me #end me now ig

[aspentart]

Abigail is so pretty I love my wonderful wife

My husband too ig, he’s OK

#rdr2 #abigail marston #john marston #i love my wife #she’s so pretty #i would die for her #i would kill for her #I would give him a cup of coffee #that’s it #only one cup too #womp womp #I’d call him a soggy wet cat #but he literally can’t swim

[patrickztump]

yeah yeah reblog for bigger sample size, but also to share what your most recent addition is <3

#musicblr #vinyl records #physical media #bandom #polls #my polls #my last two polls were just Jokes but did unexpectedly well. this one i have had in my drafts longer #and would love a good sample size because everyone in my house does it a different way #my most recent is fob believers never die ii on vinyl because i just really wanted to buy physical music #and literally none of the albums i’m looking for are available anywhere local #which makes sense a little but i’d expect the used media store to have at least one or two of the cds i’m in search of

[stormkobra-5]

*shaking*

Oh my fucking god.

Guys.

He fucking knows.

Edit:

WAIT DOES THIS IMPLY HE HAS FUCKING GOOGLED HIMSELF AND READ SOME OH MY GOD—

#aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH #Mr. Estrada please forgive us #istg i only did it because #well you’re fucking hot #i literally have no shame #just fear #and a tiny bit of shame #maybe i’d have shame if i ever heard an interview #and somebody showed him examples of fanfiction #and ‘boxing badass’ popped up #i would just cease to be i would DIE #i wouldn’t even be too worried about my other fanfics #it’s the SMUT. #why am i just now hearing of this #am i the last one to hear of this??? #oscar isaac #moon knight #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #poe dameron #star wars #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #kane (annihilation) #annihilation (2018) #i mean he does say it’s sexy tho #does #does that give us PERMISSION?????? #kinda like us calling him ‘daddy’???????

[sunglassesmish]

i love that people on twitter are like ‘omg jensen golfing 😍’ and it’s him literally throwing the golf club whilst taking a shot or his golf ball bouncing off a tree

#i find it so funny #i literally used to golf as a kid and went to a few tournaments myself #if i went to the sony open and did that i’d die #that being said i get it