#I'm a weeny baby pants

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 3, day 8, I hid the guide so I could see how things are working without it, and the answer is eyes are hard. So I'm going back to focusing on just one facial feature, in this case the mouth. Next I'll do the ears, and I'll finish the face off with the eyes. Gotta save the toughest bit for last!

After I'm done with the face as a whole, then I'll do the hair and zipper pulls, then I'll tie everything down and make it clean (and probably do a lot of fixing things when I do that), then color, and maybe some super simple shading. After that? Who knows! It's still a ways off, so I've got plenty of time to figure it out XD

#the great artscapade of 2023 #art #my art #my animation #walk cycle #oc: mizu #I made beef ramen for dinner and added these beef sticks my workmate gave us #she's a regular provider of meat snack stick bc her hubby gets bribed with them a lot #by ''bribed'' I mean ''given free samples for being awesome'' #that's how bribes work right? [/sarcasm] #anyway I also put in onion salt and garlic powder and red pepper flakes and black pepper #and I put in too much red pepper flakes ): #it was super tasty but it burned my mouth off #now I bet you're thinking ''lol silly white girl can't even handle red pepper flakes'' #and you'd be right #I'm a weeny baby pants #but I can usually use way more red pepper flakes and it doesn't murder me like this #it was a different brand than my usual so maybe they use hotter peppers in their blend than what I'm used to #I should have just stuck with my cayenne #cayenne has never betrayed me

[fluffylino]

soft!hyunjin

you never liked arguments

-very fluffy, pure fluffiness

water ran down your body. you didn't like this feeling that you felt. nothing made sense anymore. your mind was a mess.

arguments.

you despised it so much because of how your parents were.

unecessary. things could be cleared quietly without shouting and getting angry with eachother. it reminded you of your father. his harsh words. the shouting. the swearing. the silent treatment.

although what hyunjin did was minor. he would never curse at you or call you names regardless of whether he was annoyed.

what happened today was a mistake. it had escalated to the point that hyunjin was ignoring you. at this point you couldn't even blame him. maybe you were being emotional. but it did bring back bad memories of arguments.

you hadn't even realised your breath had got stuck in your throat. tears blurred your vision. your head felt light as the water became hotter. steam filling up the bathroom.

"baby!" hyunjin yelled, kicking the door open. you hadn't even heard him. his hand tugged you out, before you could even comprehend anything.

"thank god you left the door unlocked. i was searching for you"

he pulled you flush against him. you couldn't hold your tears in anymore.

"I don't like this, i hate it" you sobbed out, shaking against hyunjin's body that was embracing you.

"i'm sorry, my angel...i'm so sorry my sweetheart" you could feel the pain in his voice. you couldn't help it. everything was triggering and you were unable to control your emotions.

"i don't want to fight. i can't...it hurts"

without caring, he pulled you out not bothering if you were naked. he sat you down on the counter near the sink. your legs dangled down, and he wasted no time to hug you. not bothering that his clothes were getting wet.

"its okay you're okay we're okay" hyunjin reassured, his arms wrapped around you. his fingers stroking your back.

"breathe baby..i'm here" he whispered, pulling his head back to wipe your tears.

"we're never arguing again" you shivered, suddenly hit with a cold draft. you wrapped your legs around his hips.

"im cold hyunnie" you muttered, voice cracking while pushing yourself against his body. he was warm and his soft shirt felt nice against your bare skin.

"lets shower together, hm" he suggested, hands steadily holding you. he rubbed your bare back soothingly. you couldn't bring myself to nod, instead opting to try and look at him.

his eyes were teary and his eyebrows furrowed with worry.

"my pretty baby, don't cry please. i'm sorry" he kissed your forehead.

"i'm so stupid. please forgive me." hyunjin softly pecked your nose.

a small gesture that made your heart hurt with how genuinely heart felt he was being. carefully he carried you, making you stand under the shower. it was perfect. you watched as he took his soaking wet shirt off and tugged his pants and everything else off. hurriedly stepping into the shower. to be as close to you as possible. his body pressed against yours in the misr intimate lovely way possible.

"my gorgeous darling" you cried harder when he cupped your face to place a chaste kiss on your lips.

"i'm sorry...i'm sorry for not talking to you. it was childish and dramatic of me to do that"

"i'm s-sorry too" you mumbled. maybe you were being a teeny weeny bit emotional.

"i'm the one whose sorry baby...you did nothing wrong"

another kiss to your face. the water was hot against your skin but his body provided you with a warmth that reached your heart.

"I love you so much, my love...please never forget that"

#pls i need a hyunjin #you can't tell me otherwise #hyunjin fluff #hwang hyunjin imagines #hwang hyunjin fluff #hyunjin imagines #stray kids smut #hyunjin smut #skz imagines #stray kids imagines #skz drabbles #soft hyunjin #soft stray kids #stray kids fluff #stray kids headcanons #skz smut #hwang hyunjin smut #fluffylino works

[thyfatedenemy]

He sends you a dick pic and you send this back to him, reactions

I'm fucked up over driving classes and I hate them sm so I wrote this and I'm going to inflict the psychic damage onto all of you to cope

Charachters: Cater, Trey, Leona, Idia, Malleus, Lilia

🔞 contect because... weenies

Cater:

Dude spend HOURS trying to find the perfect angle, the perfect lighting, everything needs to be PERFECT, otherwise he's not sending it.

There it was. The perfect picture. Everything about it was perfect.

And then

Then you have the AUDACITY to send something like that to him.

How dare you?

How dare you be this funny?

Screw you. He loves you so much god damn it, he's got his dick out, it's hard, and he's wheezing his lungs out.

Because of you.

Please come see him rn he wants to kiss his amazing comedian S/O

Trey:

Gonna be honest, you need to bring up the subject.

And he says "sure", like the tiny little fool he is.

Doesn't spend too much time on it but makes it look decent.

Y'know, just a nice little treat for yo-

What is that.

Baby.

Baby what is that. Why.

He's confused.

Then it clicks.

You set him up.

You so nicely asked for a dick pic. All because you wanted to use the reaction picture. Also probably because u wanted a dick pic but we can ignore that for now.

He sends a grumpy cat meme in responce.

Leona:

Puts a lil' effort into it but tbh he'd just rather have you there with him.

Checks the phone occasionally to see when you've responded.

Stares at the image send back to him.

Stares it a bit longer.

Tries to decide what to do now.

For once he's. He's really not sure what he's supposed to do here.

Leaves you on read by accident.

He's not mad he's just very confused.

Idia:

Took him alot to send it, he's shy like that.

The picture is a bit blurry and somehow he managed to make his dick look shy, but y'know, decent picture all in all.

Tbh the meme gets a good laugh out of him, if you ever end up sending him nudes, he'll just send it back to you.

It's an inside joke now.

If you two ever have sex, he's first gonna pull the picture from his phone.

"woaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"sex"

"so cool"

Please laugh with him.

Malleus: blame @malewife-central for this one /j

He.

Okay so he can't use a phone.

But this doesn't stop him.

He spends hours trying to draw his own dicks

Honestly it's a really good drawing too. Shading, lighting, every single detail is immaculate.

Then he puts it in an envelope, puts a wax seal on it, and sends it to you with magic. The letter burns if anyone but you opens it.

He waits patiently for your responce.

It comes in the form of a carrier pidgeon he'd gifted you.

He opens the envelope.

Teleports to you an asks for an explanation.

You end up spending a few hours with him, explaining the meme.

No he doesn't have his pants on.

Another one whose not mad, just very confused.

Lilia:

Well on a good note, he knows how phones work... probably.

He'd prefer you there with him, pictures like these seem so detatched, but y'know he has no problem with sending the picture either.

He sees the meme and falls to the ground in tears. He's shaking, crying, trying to stop himself from cackling in the hour of our lord, 22:02/10:02pm

Also teleports to you. His dicks still out but u can ignore that.

You've broken this man he can't stop laughing, like seriously it's been 10 minutes.

#mild nsft #malleus x reader #lilia x reader #leona x reader #trey x reader #cater x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst x reader #twst malleus #twst lilia #twst cater #twst trey #twst leona #mollusk.txt

[aurodontdoit]

Honey Mead: Zoro X Reader:

Zoro X Reader

Synopsis: you and Zoro find another way to celebrate Beltane.

Warning: implied NSFW, heated make out sessions, groping, heavy kissing, biting.

"Oi! Cook! Make that a double with more honey mead!" 

"Fuck off Mosshead!" Sanji shouted at the green haired swordsman. 

Zoro clicked his tongue in annoyance, before grabbing the bottle of honey mead, and walking off to the field, nearby the immense bonfire that lit the night. 

Popping off the cork, Zoro took a swig of sweet but spiced beverage before noticing a familiar figure sitting nearby with her own drink. "Hey! What are you doing out here?" He asked with a grin. Possibly from the alcohol hitting him slightly. The man already had another bottle before the current one in his large hands. Looking closely from where he sat, he knew it was you, Y/n.  

You smirked "I should ask you the same thing, Z." You chuckled. 

"Its getting to heated in there. I needed to cool my head, also, I think Ero-cook is trying to slink his way into all the girls pants." He laughed. 

You laughed in return "bold of you to assume he'd get some!" You joked back. 

"Hey! I'll bet you 20 berries that the love cook doesn't get a girl!" He smirked. 

"Alright, but if you lose, you owe me double." You winked. 

Zoro smirked, liking your feisty but jovial nature. You were always such a good humored person, but you were also strong, and capable, something he liked in you alot… he also liked how the light would make your hair shine like silk under moonlight, and the way your eyes would sparkle when you grinned, were up to no good, or when you laughed, your laugh was so infectious to him, especially when it was at the expense of a certain love cook. 

He dare not admit such thoughts to you; the thousand sunny is not prepared for two warriors to fall in love. Too awesome, too spectacular for this world. 

Zoro shook his head of the thoughts that made his heart swell and pound, before downing another large gulp of the mead. 

You were pleasantly buzzed, looking out at the people dancing around the roaring bonfire stark naked as the day they were born. 

"Some event huh?" You chuckled under her breath. 

"Oh geez! that guys got his balls to his knees!" Zoro pointed out. 

"I feel like I'm looking at two grapefruits in a worn down gym bag." You stated while holding back snickers meanwhile, Zoro busted out laughing. 

"Man whats the deal with this festival anyway? Its so…" 

"Sexual?" 

"Exactly! I mean can't there be some sort of sparring? I'm getting restless here!" He sighed. 

"I feel that. I came here to get away from the naked men trying to sing love songs to me-at me." You corrected the end of that sentence and scoffed. 

Zoro snickered. 

"What if we celebrated our own way?" He asked. 

"I'm listening." You looked to him with that same flash in your gorgeous eyes. 

That same flash that drove something within him crazy, how he so badly wanted to stir you up in combat… and other ways. 

"I'm saying what if we sparred? That'll release some pent up steam." Zoro proposed with a grin matching hers. 

You thought about it before smiling "sounds like a plan to me, you're on, Moss man!" You sneered competitively before weidling your weapon. 

"Moss man? You're gonna regret those words, pipsqueak!" He chuckled deeply. 

"Then why don't you come here and make me!" 

"You're on! Just remember you asked for it! Onigiri!!!" He boomed unleashing one of his strongest attacks right off the bat. 

You, blocked it, being sent back by a good couple of feet, before unleashing your own strongest attack, causing Zoro to also stumble back. 

"Looks like you really have gotten stronger, since the most running you do is running your mouth!" Zoro teased

"Yeah? Well your teeny weenie baby attacks kinda tickle a little now! Too bad they done hurt as bad as you're snoring hurts my head!" You retorted. 

"Wanna fight about it!?!?" The two of you roared in unison before unleashing yet another flurry of attacks before soon enough the weapons were dropped and you were in the grass wrestling. 

"You little shrimp! Think you can mess with me?!" Zoro shouted.

"Oh I know I can mess with you you brute!" You hollered back before pinning him successfully.

"Ha! Beat that, Z!" You chuckled victoriously before attempting to stand back up, only for Zoros strong hands to keep you in place by your hips. If anyone else were to walk by, they'd think he was using his fourth sword on you. 

"I think I will~" he purred before a hand reached around the back of your head, his fingers tangled themselves into your soft locks, before his lips met yours in a heated, rough kiss, his teeth gashes against your own as his tongue forced its way into your cavern, making no haste to claim the new found territory. 

You gasped and moaned into the kiss before your hands wandered up his back, gripping the fabric of his kimono as the kiss became more heated. Hands began to hastily wander, exploring each other's bodies all while he slowly pinned you to the grass. You tried to keep your position on top, but gave in when he slid a hand up your top, giving your breast a nice squeeze. As his thumb rolled over your pert nipple, his mouth got to work on your neck successfully marking you up as you gasped in the hot air surrounding you both. You felt like he was playing dirty with you, so you ran a hand over his hardening length, hidden beneath his clothing. He flinched, and in that moment you had him beneath you, where you ground your hips on him before your mouth clamped onto his mouth. A low throaty grunt escaped the swordsman, a sound so intimidating yet erotic, made your heat practically drip for him. Sitting upright, you smirk at the purple bruise forming on his neck. 

"I win~"  you husked. 

Zoro blinked, shocked that you could tease him in such a way. 

"I want a rematch." He huffed, clearly annoyed. 

"Alright, moss man, here's the deal, I'll race you back to the ship. The loser has to be the bottom." You challenged him. 

"Is that even a challenge? After the show you just gave me, I may lose on purpose~" He smirked. 

You blushed vividly before rolling your eyes. "Not unless I lose, marimo!" 

"Bring it on, babe." He growled playfully. 

"Ready…. Set…" 

"Oh Sanji!~" a voice cried out in pure ecstasy from the forest nearby. 

"Haha! You owe me 40 berries, Z!" 

"Dammit!" He cursed. 

"Go!!" You cheered before making a dash for the docks where the Thousand Sunny would be. 

Although he hated losing in general, here were some things he didn't mind losing if they were lost to you. 

Masterlist

#zoro x reader #beltane #auroposts #one piece x reader

[cinnabun-faerie]

Character Nicknames ~ MHA Edition ~

A/N: So these are the nicknames that I have for these characters ^-^ It's just for fun. All these names are mostly endearing, funny or just random. They mean no harm. I love all of these characters (some more than others). I'm curious what other people call the characters!

Note: Characters that are not on here, I just don't have nicknames for them

Warning: Might contain swearing

Denki Kaminari

Denks

Electric boy

Pikachu

Sparky

Sunshine

Eijiro Kirishima

Kiri

my love

Sunshine

Manliest Man

Rock

Sharky

Soft boy

a sweetheart

Hanta Sero

Tape Spiderman

Tape Boy

Dude

Serotonin

Hitoshi Shinso

Toshi

Mr. Mysterious

Sleepy Kitty

Mini-Aizawa

Izuku Midoriya

Deku

Zuku

Green Bean

Smol Bean

Tiny Broccoli

'Doriya

Bunny Boy

Sweetie

Cutie

Katsuki Bakugou

Kit-Kat

Angry Boy

Bakubro

Mr. Angry-Pants

Boom-Boom boy

Wolf Boy

Keigo Takami (Hawks)

Chicken/Bird Man

Hot Bird Man

Hot Wings / Chicken Wings

Smooth Fellow

Heartbreaker

Shota Aizawa

Daddy

Zawa

Sleepy Caterpillar

Dadzawa

Catzawa

Husband-Material

Shoto Todoroki

Todo

Sho

Roki

Icy-Hot

Icy-Thot

Five Weenies

Tamaki Amajiki

'Maki

Fellow introvert

Baby boy

Kitty / Kitten

Little Meow-Meow

Toshinori Yagi

Tall-Might

Small-Might

Dad-Might

#my hero academia #random

[davekatzdefensesquad]

mst3k quotes pt 1

mst3k quotes I've compiled into a list that you could use as prompts for writing or for making memes. enjoy!

sorry, I hate myself. Goodbye!

what do i put on my timecard for this?

kill me. please?

now we'll be able to report what hell was like

a part of me is laughing. the part of me that hates life.

she's also afraid of lightbulbs!

let's just act like we didn't see this. think of the paperwork.

man, infants are such babies

suddenly, i miss my dad

I got a squirrel in the oven if you're hungry

did you bring your anti-government propaganda?

and his assistant: stacy's mom! she's got it going on!

it's all in my christian mingle profile

well, don't kill things

out of my way, gate!

we're not up to code

i was supposed to meet my bowtie supplier here

tell them it was carnie justice

i'm wearing spurs on your italian marble

are you with the bride or the failure?

can you believe it? two weeks ago, we were wearing shorts out here

that's a good way to tear your rotator cuff

hi, honey! i'm a cop now!

i'm pleasant, but i have issues

mickey's a wide awake nightmare

you are a lifesaver! can't believe I ran out of holy water!

i nabbed the collection plate so dinner's on me

you see, son, we all die alone and afraid

trains are blameless, holy creatures

consider yourself conquered, i gotta go

i have no super powers, but i can skip reasonably well

mom says i have to wear this in space 'cos it's cold

sir, they called us weenies

i had an angel rotting in my chimney once

pants: totally filled

i couldn't find the jaws of life so i brought cindy. she's pretty strong.

i'm gonna walk in front of a bus

hard to trust a guy not named steve

message for you, sir

i told him he was adopted

a construction worker must have gotten separated from his pack

boys? is tonight the purge?

our love has angered poseidon!

did she just get punched by a ghost?

she's the new girl at urban outfitters

i smell gravy

when do you morons find time to make up all these dumb rules?

this thing might beat me, but it'll never beat my hair

this is my favorite hidey-hole

here comes becky with the good hair

does she have no sense of self preservation?

he couldn't win a fight with gravy

they finally found me at that crack house

i think you're supposed to strangle me until i'm dead

their highly detailed plan falls apart

once all 7 of them are in place, the invasion really begins!

in my panic, i bought nothing but napkins

let's go back to law school. we're terrible bikers.

never store combustibles with your old people

here. try that. you'll kiss god.

my hamster was in that pocket

maybe i can conquer the world through real estate, instead

gentlemen? whee.

i got my chatrooms

remember, people like you better when you're pretty

hi, i'm running for porn queen

i think i'll have a vodka sandwich

i'm a welder by day and a dancer by night

every time i meet a guy, he's either gay or a bear

the KGB has her on surveillance

killed your girlfriend. coffee?

do the words "shallow grave" mean anything to you?

#mst3k #mst3k quotes #prompts #writing prompts #dialogue prompt #writing #rph #quotes #funny #comedy #dark humor #long post #mine #i want to make fandom memes with these #updated list: July 7 2023

[skzshinyy]

Truth or Dare /// the series (pt.2)

This is my first series and it’s going to be an interactive story. you can choose which members ending you want to read. Of course you can read all of them, I would highly appreciate that. I’ll also upload a version with all of them. I hope you like part two. I’ll try my best to write all the endings by sunday. ALSO, my requests are still open and I’m also working in some little drabbles of my own! If you have any questions, don’t be shy and ask, I don’t bite!

pairings: skz x reader

genre: smut, tiny weeny bit of fluff

warnings oral (receiving and giving)

also, huge thank you to @namnessa for playing this entire part with me as a type of roleplay, it was a lot of fun and really inspiring. Thank you Kitten

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“Sit next to me y/n” Jisung screeched. You still didn’t know what to expect, it’s your first playing with them, you usually just watch movies together and then leave afterwards. But you knew this time was gonna be different. “So, should we start?”, Chan said, reassuring you with a smile. Changbin shrugs “why not? Y’all got the drinks ready?” You hold up the bag, the bottles dangling together. “Let’s go then, I’m so excited!”, Jisung said, almost jumping up from excitement.

Chan looked around, seeing as he is the oldest, he decided to start by picking truth. “pfft truth, start off strong” Seungmin said annoyed, rolling his eyes. Felix on the other hand already knew what to ask; “Have you ever thought about fucking someone in this room?” “duh, it‘s not like y‘all aren‘t attractive..”, Chan scoffed, brushing it off like it wasn’t a big deal. Jeongin couldn’t believe what he just heard, eyes opening wide “really?”

But Changbin couldn’t resist a sneaky comment; “I don’t know, Minho is kind of busted”, he laughs and so does everyone else, except Minho. “Fuck you, you can?t even reach the top shelf-“ Changbin fumed, about to get up and beat up Minho as Chan said calmly. “wowowow calm down... let‘s keeping going. Felix you asked, what do you pick?”

“Well since i’m not a bitch, dare.” Jisung bursted out laughing. Jeongin giggled and suggested: “Make out with Changbin..”

And so they did, Felix crawled over to Changbin and kissed his lips softly. Changbin grabbed his head and leaned in, deepening the kiss. After a good thirty seconds, Changbin finally let’s go and Felix turns to you. “Easy, y/n, truth or dare?”

“uhm that was hot first of all, second of all i pick truth”-“have you fucked any of us?”, Minho instantly blurted out, smirking smugishly. Felix turned a deep shade of red and the other watched you intently.

“No i haven‘t”, you said calmly. “Really?”, Minho said, being surprised. “Well, she hasn’t fucked me..”, Chan said looking around, seeing the others nod in agreement. “See I don’t lie Minho, now you Changbin, what do you pick?”-“dare..”

“Give Jisung a hickey right on his neck”, Hyunjin said, leaning against the sofa.

Changbin blushed and leaned over to suck on Jisung’s neck. “Look at Jisung, he‘s really enjoying it huh?” Minho chuckled. “Of course, he‘s a bottom how would he not enjoy this”, Hyunjin added. Felix moved to put a pillow on his lap as he watched the two next to him.

“pfft look at Felix, already getting hard...” Minho said, laughing. “Shut up! You like it too..”-“ n-no i-i don‘t... are y‘all finished? Seungmin your turn”-“Truth...”, he said silently. “Weren‘t you the one judging in the first place?”, Chan added. “I‘m trying to switch it up..”

“How do you feel about y/n?”, Jisung basically yelped out. Everyone in the circle turned their head towards you. You looked away, pretending to not see all the hungry looks laid on you. “i- uhmm I like her, she‘s a really good friend and I trust her..” Chan couldn’t hold back his chuckle, “yea sure mate. y/N, Truth or Dare?”

Being unsure of what to say, you mustered the courage to pick truth. “Jerk me off”, Chan said bluntly. You couldn’t believe what he said and as you we’re about to cop out, Minho said; “Do it, i wanna see how good you are..” You couldn’t say no to that challenge, crawling over to Chan, unbuttoning his pants. Felix licked his lips as he watched closely.

“Are you sure?”, you look up at Chan. He nodded and started palming him through his boxers. the others yawned, getting bored.”Y‘all are lame..”, Hyunjin scoffed. Jisung added; ”Can you guys hurry up? I want a show”

Having had enough, you take out Chan’s cock and lick a long strip from the base to his tip, making him moan uncontrollably. After giving him a few kitten licks to his tip, you took your hands of him and went back to your spot. You quickly continued;”Innie, what do you pick?”-“I pick dare..”

Changbin not wasting a second, he patted his lap and cleared his throat and said; “Come sit in my lap baby boy” Jeongin practically jumping up and down, he ran over to Changbin and made himself comfortable. You and Minho couldn’t help but die of cuteness “That is absolutely adorable”-“it really is... Jeongin you stay there and pick who gets to go next.”-“ I‘ll pick Chan”

“I’ll pick dare, why not” Jisung, trying to be smug said; “7 minutes in heaven with the person across from you.” Chan only laughed, looking him in the eyes; “that‘s you dumbass...”-“o-oh. I mean, I'm still down” clearly flustered, he tried to laugh it off. “Here or somewhere else?” Minho thought for a second then added; “Do it here”

Jisung stood up and walked over to Chan; ”Start the clock boys!” Chan hungrily kissed Jisung. Minho being unbothered, kemp going, ignoring the dirty sounds coming from next to him; “Who wants to continue?”-“Me”, Jeongin said, “I pick truth”

Changbin wrapped the arms around the younger, still seated on top of him and asked; “Do you like this baby boy?”-“yes i do..”, Innie said shyly, blushing right away. Minho swooned for the younger, not being able to contain his uwu’s, he asked softly; “Who should pick next?”-“Hyunjin should, he’s been quiet...”-“ i pick dare”

Felix smirked, not hesitating; “Why dont you take care of y/n, she has been fidgeting since the handjob”You looked at Felix, shocked, but before you could say anything, Hyunjin was already stroking your pussy over your panties. “She’s so wet already”, Hyunjin groaned. But soon enough the timer went off and he took his hand away

Jisung moaned as Chan finally let go off him, completely marked up. You sighed, wanting to have continued, but you couldn’t have guessed in a million years what happened next:

Hyunjin sat back and asked; “y/n, what do you choose?” You hesitated, but in the you picked dare. The room went quiet, everybody searching for ideas, as suddenly Minho turned to Chan and whispered something in his ear. Chan seemingly nodding in approval, Minho said:

“Fuck _______”

Now it’s your turn, who do you want to fuck, it’s your decision...

Tag list: @yooniversalstudios @mikoto-ica-fics @b-a-b-y-s-t-a-y @skkzuwu if you want to be added or removed comment down below

#stray kids bang chan #stray kids changbin #stray kids minho #stray kids hyunjin #stray kids jisung #stray kids felix #stray kids jeongin #stray kids seungmin #stray kids smut #skz #skzsmutnet

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

Living with the Original Drake™ might include (Part 3)

A/N: So we're getting hot in here, aaaaw. So enjoy, I had a whole fun writing these. Jesus, I'm a little shit. Just like Sam is. 😏 Ok, so he's a little shit in this. Like a real one. Maybe I'll make him keen on daddy kink? Like I tried before? Fuck me, man, just fuck me. Should I just make a story out of this? Yeah, maybe, but not really.

@missdictatorme maybe this will make your day even better? 

So both of you went to that concert. You put on some comfy and decent clothes, black of course, and that old lady hunter put on his leather jacket.

That whole evening felt so good and yet so strange.

For God's sake, you saw that guy naked. You could laugh your ass off when you took him to bed when he totally stoned himself in your living room (every single piece of his clothes he washed earlier that day just smelled like a coffee shop from Holland later) and you saw him crying when you watched Harry Potter together.

And there you were, hanging out on a college student concert, practically for the first time that you lived together. After a year of living together actually.

You still thought he should rather make some of his ladies to come.

"That's total bullshit. Are you even listening to yourself, darling?"

"This is nice and all, but it's just... I dunno."

"You'll have a beer or three and we'll see what you'll be saying then."

"You better shut up and continue dreaming, Drake. I'll not get drunk."

Yeah, you did. You got pretty drunk in a half of hour. Sam was paying, of course, you went on and on.

Sometimes, you both even stood up and danced, singing into those tunes they played and you really started to enjoy that evening.

Then, a strange thing occurred.

Some two young punks on the bar really laid into you while some other students convinced Sam to play on a guitar for them. (Laid, like they wanted to lay down with you... You with me?)

That little shit sat there in his leather jacket with a cigarette in his mouth and pretty messy hair, playing some of his favorite Lana Del Rey songs. Of course, he chose You can be the boss as the last song. Like he changed the lyrics to You can be the boss, baby and not daddy, he isn't gay, right? And he sang the whole song as if he sang it for a female. 

And you were still so blind to hear that subtle message he sent you in front of literally EVERYONE who was listening. You are so oblivious sometimes, my little friend.

But it hurt his goddamn ego when you didn't even look his direction and that you rather give your looks to some two young punks.

He's a bit egocentric person sometimes, ok? (Ehm, maybe all the times when it comes to that)

Like about things or people he wants. To be his closest obviously, gee what nasty shit are you thinking about?

So the original Drake™ went on to check the situation by himself.

And oh boy, he didn't like that scene. They were too loose, too free and too close to you. And the words falling out of their filthy mouths? That should be a sin, talking with his roommate like that. 

“Any problem here lads?”

“Boys, this is my roommate I told you about, Samuel. Sammy, this is...”

“Well, I don't fucking care about who they are, we're going home, Y/N.”

“Why? I'm having fun, just like you said. What's your deal?”

And those little punks just couldn't stay quiet, could they? There was a fight in the air. Coming with the speed of a fucking train, and you knew that it would totally wreck you. There was a thin line between Sam the Funny and cool dude™ and Sam the Guy that will fuck you up, when you don't back up, lads™; and you saw it for like... First time ever?

You saw his eyes run over you and them. His jaw was clenching so much it wasn't possible.

“You, little miss, are walking some really thin ice here. Don't you make me use some brutal methods.”

“Sounds fun, Samuel.”

“Like bending you over my knee, Y/N? Should I pull off those tight pants of yours, then panties and make you to actually beg me for taking you home? Here, right now and in front of everyone?”

He stood like ten inches from you, with his index warningly uprightly shoved in front of your face. 

If he wasn't using the advantage of you being drunk for the first time, he used it that time for sure. 

That fucking bastard just said a thing like this in that pub full of living, breathing creatures who were horny like rabbits in March to you? His roommate and lady-without-a-weenie buddy? 

He must be joking, right? RIGHT?

You high-key started to panic, looking like a fucking strawberry right there. An oh boy, was it wrong to imagine his huge palms smoothing your skin like a treasure before he slaps it hard? 

But he frowned more. Those punks were just looking at him, thinking that that man is just arousing you and tried to avenge you. 

“No, boys. Let it be. It's ok.”

“It better be, princess. Now, be so kind and move your hips toward the exit? You had enough.”

No, you could drink more than that and that twat knew it from the nights you two drunk away by the others side. But the idea of you leaving with them was just too much for his poor ego, ok? 

Like what reason you had to leave with some random lads when you could leave alongside a true man you knew? 

Were you even reasonably thinking at that point?

“You're acting like a fucking jackass, Samuel. Stop it. Now.” 

“My patience just run off. Put that glass down, Y/N.”

“Samuel, what do you...”

“Have it your way, I don't care.” 

And that asshat just swung you on his shoulder like if he does random basis. Of course, you screamed all over that place, saying curse after curse on his name. And of course, that glass broke.

You almost pulled off some another Titanic quote, miss. I have to drink with you one day, that is a promise, you one naughty young lady? (Just some flirting to make your day better. Moving on!)

And he carried you like a friggin’ bag of flour all the way to your flat.

You, like a decent lady you are, just had to talk back.

“That was so rude you nitwit! Put me down, for fuck’s sake!”

“You have to say one magic word and ill let you down. Is that a deal?”

“Fuck you, Samuel!”

“Not the right word, love. Try again.”

That asshat laughed. With you, on his shoulder, like you didn't even are there. And more on that topic - he slapped your bum. Not in a gentle way though.

And you were up for it, just not at that moment on the street full of people.

“You can kiss my ass with that attitude, Samuel Drake!” 

“Is that an insult, a threat or a promise, darling?”

“What's gotten into you, man? You could bring any bitch you wanted to fuck this night and she would scream your name all over my flat again!”

“What screaming are you talking about?”

And Jesus, he seriously knew what the fuck you were talking about. He was just playing dumb - and you were too drunk to notice, you poor soul.

So you actually showed him what you're talking about and moaned his name in a rather erotic tone if I can tell you, my friend.

Like the whole street turned on you with an expression saying “What the actual fuck are you doing?”.

“Ooooh, I would love to hear it again.”

“Yeah, carry on dreaming Drake. Not gonna happen.”

“Well see that in our flat in about ten minutes, Y/L/N.”

“Is that a threat or a promise, Samuel?”

You could go crazy from what this situation left on you. Those marks were all along here to touch. I mean like in your pants to touch. 

“Definitely a promise, princess. A promise I will keep for sure.”

Well, you two got home and guess what happened?

Of Samuel thought of doing anything naughty with you that night, he was fucked right in the ass.

In about five minutes you just lied down on a couch... Closed your eyes and voila - you snored as a lumberman through the whole flat. 

And he hadn't the heart to wake you up, so he just carried you into bed. Such a lovely lad he is, that Samuel. 

And in the morning you could recall the pieces of that concert - but the most important thing, at least in his eyes, was lost. 

You couldn't figure out a simple sentence of what he told you yesterday and you couldn't even figure out what you answered him. 

And Samuel, again, could tease the shit of you with some hints about what you told him. 

And he hoped you can connect two dots fast enough before he finds himself fucking the life out of your body on the kitchen table. Because as he told you - he planned to keep that promise he gave you. 

He actually planned it for some weeks, not planned, but he thought about becoming... Closer to you.

And had no idea that you're just prey laying its hunter on the chest. But oh boy, there was some shit about to happen and it was just a matter of time.

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