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#Incorrect trials of Apollo
echo-stimmingrose · 5 months
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Will: It's funny, my boyfriend got turned into a plant twice
Clarisse: Hmm, like father like son
Will: *trying not to laugh*
Lester/Apollo: *standing by about to have another mental breakdown*
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simpingforpjo · 9 months
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Apollo: make it as manly as possible. I want to show everyone how manly I am
Nail tech: *holding up the glittery pink colour nail polish he picked* sure-
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campanula-istme · 4 days
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Meg: they look like they’ve been trash talking about us.
Apollo: of course they were. We’re the best and they just can’t accept that.
(Source me and my friends)
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incorectpercyjackson · 3 months
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apollo: imagine if you've got an ugly face and an evil mind, that's just loss-loss
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hyacynta · 2 years
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Kayla: Dad if you're the god of the sun why do I have so many freckles?
Apollo, clearly trying to think of an excuse: Uhhhh.... they're sun kisses, sweetie! I gave you them because I love you so much.
Austin and Will: :(
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Lester: How does one turn their emotions off? Will: Okay, so first go to settings. Will: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Lester: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?
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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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TRUE 😭
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Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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echo-stimmingrose · 10 months
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Nico: Everytime... I think.... I'm the fucked up one of this group....
Nico:..... Leo...
Nico: You open your mouth...
Nico: and I'm like naw.... Naw I'm doing fine....
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simpingforpjo · 1 year
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Everyone: I can fix him
Will: I can make him fix himself *finger guns*
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ares cabin the type to only have peace with each other when its 12am and they conglomerate in the kitchen for midnight snacks
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*Nico is cooking*
Will: any chance that’s for me?
Nico: it’s for Jason. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.
Leo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment
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incorectpercyjackson · 10 months
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Apollo: me? overreacting? probably
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hyacynta · 2 years
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Lester: Zeus messed with all of my domains. Now I can't shot an arrow straight, heal, or anything
Meg: Is that why you always lie?
Lester: Shut up
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