You know he's bisexual becaue he's invisible.
And because he's in love with his fiancée but really wants a male partner. And they were lab partners!
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Disappearing Act
British actor Claude Rains made his American film debut in a 1933 movie where the actor’s face isn’t revealed until the final scene.
Nov. 25, 1933 cover by Gardner Rea.
Although praised by critics in 1933 and today, the New Yorker’s John Mosher had but a paragraph to offer on the The Invisible Man, calling it a “bright little oddity” and an “absurd and diverting film.” Mosher also reviewed the…
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Happy Belated Father’s Day
I did not end up making him a blueberry pound cake. I did end up using a needle and tweezers to get out a splinter out of his finger. (Pic under cut.)
But we got him the Universal Classic Monsters 30-film DVD collection. So now I’ve seen the original Invisible Man franchise. Commentary for the 1933 film:
“What kind of ass-hole doesn’t shut the door on a snowy evening in Iping?“
*on Griffin’s chemistry set* “We’ve seen Breaking Bad so we know what those tubes are for.”
”What kind of ass-hole doesn’t want mustard for lunch?”
“Aw, [the innkeeper] put a picture of his wifey in the hotel room.”
“This is the first time a character whipped out his pen/is in a Universal film.”
“What an asshole. They should rename this movie The Nak/ed Asshole.”
*Griffin throws a log in the fire* “It’s funny because he also has his wood out.”
*Griffin begins smoking one of Kemp’s cigarettes, then thinks better of it* “Just toss your ciggy anywhere!”
Griffin: “And if you should try to escape by the window, I shall follow you.” “By the window.”
*Griffin comes out in robe* “The invisible Hefner.”
Griffin: “I had to teach those fools a lesson.” “By whipping out your penis??”
“Together [Griffin and Kemp] will be the Indivisible Men.”
“Yeah, I wouldn’t want him to get nak/ed in front of me either.”
“What does Claude Rains look like? Because Lord knows this movie won’t answer that.”
*Griffin goes to bed* “Aw, look at his striped jammies.” *cut to scene of corpse being carried out on sketcher*
Griffin: “We’re partners. Bosom friends.” “That means they’ve seen each others’ nipples.”
“If he’s a chemist, how does he know what a tapeworm and a maggot are?”
Griffin: “I shall kill you if you hide in the deepest cave in the earth!” “You mean… your mother?”
*task force gathers around that one guy* “They’re like kids gathering around at story time.”
“I’m going to read this to you. At night. Through the speakers.”
“He wrecks bikes, he wrecks cars…” “He wrecks brooms. All manner of transportation.” “Right.”
*Griffin prances around shirtless and singing* “Oh my God, it was the night britches.”
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