#LIKE???? ITS LIKE THAT ONE 'JUST TELL THE ROBBER HE CANT ' THING

[pearl-the-artist]

(Most) of the DD classes ranked from most to least: how well they get along with children

ive got too much spare time with my own thoughts and i thought itd be a fun thing to think about.

1. Houndmaster: the kids looove his dog, and she appreciates the attention too. HM himself is also very kind and welcoming to the children, but they usually just want to see Fergus do some tricks

2. Vestal: The most mother figure of the team, despite being inexperienced as a parental figure, will sing songs and read stories to the kids, and they love her calm and soothing voice.

3. Jester: a good entertainer for both young and old, he loves the attention and innocent laughter paid for a good play, and is more than ready to bust out a tune on his lute for those willing to listen. And kids are very easy to manage with a catchy melody.

4. Crusader: what can i say, kids are easily impressed by cool and shiny armor, and with a sword like that, who can blame them for running up to him with burning excitement? The crusader himself sees no issue with giving them inspiring speeches, as a good leader does, and his audience tends to approve of his dedication. A good role model for any hero, so long as they dont adopt his kleptomanic tendencies.

5. Man At Arms: About the most definition you could get for a gentle giant, hes not quite used to dealing with the youngest folk, but how could he resist all those starry eyed glances and questions about him (and his sick eyepatch?) He’ll leave out the rougher details, of course, but hes quite good at retelling stories of his past.

6. Leper: Despite his quiet and calm demeanor, most children may still be a bit hesitant to get close to him. Not that he minds, of course, but should one still approach him out of curiosity, he always has a handful of poems ready to recall, or simply watch in amusement as more spirited kids desperately attempt to get a hold of his blade.

7. Plague Doctor: She adores their curiosity, as much as the children are willing to approach. PD is actually a lot more kind than she lets on sometimes, but best not to leave her around the kids too long, or youll find one of them splashing in suspicious green liquids. for science, of course.

8. Antiquarian: pretty robes, shiny trinkets... its an obvious understanding why children may find interest in her. her timid and rather harmless appearance also helps, and shes more than willing to tell her little audience more about her trade, though unfortunately they only seem bored by those details, and shes not too enthusiastic about them trying to rummage through her pockets in the meantime. Just ah... keep the censer away from them. who knows whats in that thing.

9. Arbalest: Maybe its jealousy, but any time she looks at a young kid, running around without a care in the world, she cant help but feel a little bit of dislike towards them. Her crossbow having been her only companion through most her lifetime, shes not all that good when it comes to dealing with the little ones, but she tries her best to treat them with kindness.

10. Grave Robber: she would definitely give them knives to play with. shes not very good at entertaining children, but everyone loves knives, right? And its only a matter of time before she finds out how often she can endure the question: “are you a witch?” before snapping.

11. Highwayman: the wine uncle. Hes passive towards children but prefers not to have them around for too long, gently shooing them away if one does happen to stumble up to him, or distract them with a shiny coin if need be.

12. Hellion: her bloodlust and wild enthusiasm is probably not quite the best influence for the younger folk, and her loud ramblings about bloodshed tend to be pretty intimidating.

13. Occultist: sacrificial rituals and the seeking of the void are thing the unexperienced should stay away from, young or old. the occultist shows no interest in children as much they know to stay away from him. its better this way for both parties.

14. Bounty Hunter: Despite his gruff and less than welcoming appearance... he also is just exactly that. He’s not usually all too fond of children, and they quickly learn not to disrupt him either. Nothing personal.

15. Abomination: usually just scares the kids off before he even has a chance to look, but he’s used to it, so its okay.

16. Flagellant: ...I’m not sure if i actually need to elaborate here.

#darkest dungeon #dd #dd houndmaster #dd vestal #dd jester #dd man at arms #dd crusader #dd leper #dd plague doctor #dd arbalest #dd antiquarian #dd grave robber #dd highwayman #dd hellion #dd occultist #dd bounty hunter #dd abomination #dd flagellant

[fangirlstorycreator]

Max Parish X Reader

Context: Your Max's girlfriend and partner on the force, and one day, something bad happens....

You and Max were on your usual route around the streets, you were the driver as you knew Max couldn't always be trusted. He would always try to pull over for a quicky with you, or play opera in the car and show off his skills doing donuts on the street, and pretty much being the playful man child he always was. So thankfully today, you were the one driving. "Come on babes, please?" "I said no Max" "Oh why not? It'll be fun!" "I know it will, but we're working, we cant stop in a nearby motel just because you cant control yourself" "I cant help it, you just look so sexy in your uniform" "Max you say I look sexy in everything" "Because it's true, and you never look sexier than when i-" "Ah ah! Dont even think about finishing that sentence Parish!"

He just smirked and sat back in the passengers seat, he knew why you were like this, there was a chance to impress your boss and get promotions for both you and Max. It was a chance for you to earn more money as you both decided you wanted to move in together. And in order to do that, you had to be on your best behaviour, and that meant less shenanigans with Max whilst on the job. "Look Max, I'm sorry alright. You know I love you, but I want to-" "I know babes dont worry, theres no need to say sorry. Theres just so many times i look at you and thank my lucky starts that I'm able to be with you" You smile just as you stop the car at a traffic light, and this is the small opportunity you take to lean over and give him a kiss. He returns it, running his hand to the back of your neck and pulling you in closer, even slipping a little tounge. "Mmm, your lips are addictive babes" "Its a good thing their all yours then"

Suddenly out of nowhere, the police radio stars going off, you pick it up and answer it, to discover it's your boss, the chief of police. "Officer L/N, officer Parish, do you read?" "Yes sir we read you" "About 3 blocks away next to the old bank there's a robbery in progress, get over there and arrest them. Considered armed and dangerous" "You got it, on our way" you say before slamming the radio back down and speeding down the road towards the bank. "Finaly, something exciting!" "Exiting? You need to get out more Max" Once you pull up just around the corner of the bank, you hear commotion and the 3 armed robbers trying to leave the scene, there are 4 police cars and armed police officers behind them, using it like a barricade, shots are being fired from each side. "Babes, you need to stay hear and call for back up" "What? Why?" "Your not wearing your vest, you need to stay out of line of the bullets, you got it?" You just look over to the officers, worried for your other colleagues, but Max pulls your face to look at his, and he is looking very seriously at you.

"Babes! Do not go out there ok?" "Alright Max" he gives you a kiss before leaving the car and moving along the wall towards the commotion, trying to stay out of sight. It's only then that you realise something when just before you see Max hide behind a car, he isnt wearing his jacket either! He's walking into a death trap! How could he not tell you? You knew he cared about your safety, but you felt the same way about him, you couldn't stay behind and not protect him. You got out of the car too and started following the same route Max took being careful not to be seen. Max makes a dash for 2 armed robbers and manages to shoot both, making them drop their guns, and he manages to cuff both off them to the street lamp next to the bank. However, neither Max or the other officers see an armed robber sneeking up behind him, but not with a gun, but with a knife! A big one with serrated edges, it looked big enough to go straight through someone's torso. And without his vest, Max was done for!

You aimed your gun towards the robber, but your gun seized up, it was jammed! What could you do? Thing only thing you could do. You ran as fast as you could towards the robber and Max, trying to get Max's attention, but it was no use, Max was fighting someone who was infront of him. You were just inches away from Max when he saw you, worry in his eyes, but the moment was very sudden, it all happend so quickly. You had pushed Max onto the floor, and instead of the robbers enormous knife plunging right into Max's back, it stabbed right into you! Into your chest! It didnt feel like you were being stabbed, it felt more like a painful punch, but then the warm trickle of red liquid started to pour out of your chest, you fall back into the ground, with it still in your chest, everything was spinning around you. You didnt know if it was the fear, the blood loss or both, but the world was blurry around you and the pain you were experiencing was worse than anything you could have imagined. "NOOO! "There was a white noise around you, and Max's screams sounded more like a whisper to you, looking up from the ground, Max shoots the robber in the knees and punches his lights out.

Within the second that happens, hes down on the floor cradling you in his arms, horrified as tears stream down his face. He doesn't know what to do, the love of his life dying before his eyes, bleeding and barely able to speak. Tears run down your face as you look up at him, not knowing what was going to happen, but you knew that it saved Max. "Babes, babes please hold on ok? Someone get an ambulance! Please! I'm begging you please..." the last of his words fall out of his mouth like a wounded man with no air left in his lungs, he cant even scream for help anymore, his next breath let's out a pained cry as he desperately clings to you. "Max...its ok..." His face is streaming, still looking down at you, trying desperately to stop the bleeding with his hand. "I love you...If i had the chance to go back and change this...i wouldnt. I would save you again, and again...and again..." The last thing you see is Max's distraught face, as your vision slowly goes black, and your head flops against him. "Y/N! Open your eyes for me please! Babes please! Someone please help!"

You awake after what feels like many hours later, in a hospital bed. Its quiet, and calm, nothing like what you remember. Theres no white noise, no screams and the pain you remember is gone. You thought you were dead, you thought you died trying to save Max, so how are you now hear? How could you have survived that attack? You slowly look around at your environment, it was a single bed room, noone else was sharing it with you. You felt numb around your chest and your eyes still felt heavy. Then you turn to the right hand side of the bed and see Max. Thank god hes ok and he isnt hurt at all, but he looks like an emotional wreck. His hands are clinging onto your right hand, you can feel his lips leaving kisses and the tears that fall from his face as he leans against your hand. Almost like he is burying his face against it. His shoulders are shaking as he cries against your touch, and you can hear his muffled cry against the bed.

"Max?" You ask almost in a whisper, your voice is groggy and tired, but it instantly alerts Max to lift his head. His eyes are blood red, his cheeks are stained with tears and he is pale in the face. "Y/N!" He gets up from his chair at the side of the bed and is instantly sat beside you, leaning down and hugging you like you were about to disappear. With the little strength you had, you hold onto his arms, but only very gently, trying to show how much you needed to feel him too. He sits back up, still crying and faces you. "I thought I lost you babes...i thought you'd never wake up and I-I-" he stutters over his words as he is still really upset, but you reach up and rest your hand against his cheek, trying to calm him. "Shhh Max, it's ok. I'm sorry I frightened you today, but I couldn't let you get hurt out there. I love you, and I couldn't never let something like that happen to you" "Today? Babes the attack happen on Monday, today's Friday, you've been unconscious for 4 days!" That was not something you were expecting to hear.

"4 days? How?" Just then, a friendly doctor walked into the room. "Maybe I can explain. Its nice to see you awake miss L/N, I'm doctor Morris and I was the one who did your surgery" Surgery? Its then that you move your hand up and pull a little from your hospital gown and see a large bandage across your chest. "The surgery was a success, we were able to remove the weapon from you, and thankfully it didnt hit your heart or any other important veins or arteries in your chest. In fact your partner hear is to thank, if he had removed the weapon you would of died within minutes. He prolonged your life until we were able to operate" You and Max look at eachother, and he smiles through his tears while giving your hand a squeeze. "I'm afraid you will have to stay at the hospital for the next few weeks, your injury was severe and we have to keep you in for observation. But once your heald up nicely we will be able to discharge you. For the meantime I shall inform the nurses your awake and they can bring you something to eat, I'm bet you may be quite hungry after being asleep for 4 days" He gives you a friendly nod and leaves the room, letting you and Max be alone.

"Y/N, I love you so much, and I'm sorry this happend to you" "Max why didnt you tell me you didnt have your own vest on?" "Because I didnt want to worry you, i can handle myself out there" "Max if you had told me the truth this wouldn't have happend, we would have both been safe in the car, and that robber wouldn't have tried to attack you when you weren't looking" "Babes I just couldn't handle the thought of something happening to you-" "And you dont think I'm the same? If it was the opposite way round, you would be thinking the same thing as me" His face falls, as he knows your right. "Your right, I'm sorry. Look let's just focus on the fact that your ok now. And I promise I will never do that again, theres no way there's even the slightest chance I'm letting you go near anything dangerous" "Not for a while anyway, I'm stuck hear for a few more weeks aren't I?" "Thats true, you are" the seriousness of the situation is broken when you both look at each other and let out a little chuckle.

Then a nurse pops in and gives you a trey of food for you to eat. After she leaves, it's gone within a matter of minutes, you didnt realise how hungry you were. "You feel better Babes?" "Yes, much better thanks. I have to say though, this place is a little boring, there isnt much to do around hear" Max eyes up the door and walks over to it, closing and locking it. "Well, if you want a little something to help you feel better....you know..." "You mean, have my own personal check over from Dr Parish?...I dont mind if I do..." Max smirks, before pulling the curtain to hide you both from sight, for some much needed time together.

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #max parish x reader #max parish

[bnha287]

THINKING ABT 287 it will always be so funny that nana and yoichi were like 'SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!' and thats what made One For All unstealable

#bnha #eyy im bloggin here #LIKE???? ITS LIKE THAT ONE 'JUST TELL THE ROBBER HE CANT ' THING #its sooooo funny i love it so much this is mt fa v orite chapter yessssss

[alltooreid]

please do rank mgg's movies on how much you liked them ! i've only seen a couple and i'd love to hear it :D

omg i got so many asks and im so happy so first of all thank you everyone!! @ssa-m-187 also asked for this so im just gonna do it in one

just to clarify this is ranked purely on my favs, not how long mgg is in it or how important he is (also spoiler free cause of course i want everyone to watch any of these that sound interesting to them!!)

also this is subjective! so if i say i dont like anyones fav or i love ur least fav its all good!! opinions and commentary are good and im just being dramatic in these casual reviews cause its fun

18. zoe

this movie annoyed me, because its SO BORING, i struggled to make it through the full thing cause it is not interesting at all imo. i wouldn't recommend you watch unless you specifically (like me) wanna be able to say you watched them all

17. beautiful girl/the ugly life of a beautiful girl

mgg himself said he didnt think this movie would ever see the light of day and i completely understand why, it wasn't made well, and there was almost no actual point (ALSO THE ENDING MADE ME WANNA SHOVE MY HEAD INTO A WALL)

however... if you wanna see mgg play a *ahem* adult film director than i will not judge you

also if anyone was to ask me to rate them based on how hot he looks this one would be HIGH

anyway moving on

16. endings, beginnings

once this was SO BORING... how can a movie with 4 of my celebrity crushes struggle to hold my attention so much?? ill tell you CAUSE ITS NOT VERY GOOD and all the characters suck and are boring (except mgg plays this like perfect ex boyfriend so good job casting department)

15. rv

its just... not funny... like it gets to be up here cause i wasnt bored out of my mind but its just.. not funny at all

14. newness

i know a lot of people love this one but i just didnt vibe with it, i expected it to be something it wasn't and i think that's partly the fault of how they marketed it but it made me a little peeved

13. the great buck howard

probably the most average out of every film on here, i really have no take aways from it, its fine but like i wouldn't recommend you go watch it if that makes sense

12. 68 kill

please dont murder me, i know my opinions are unpopular everyone but I DONT LIKE IT, i think its entertaining, i think its fun to watch with friends so you can all make fun of it together but its just not a objectively good movie

also its incredibly misogynistic

11. life after beth

this one i know is objectively bad but i cant help but love it anyways... its just fun and entertaining

10. magic valley

i struggle where to place this one, it's definitely interesting and thought provoking... but i dont think its one of the best

i liked it more the more i sat and thought about it

9. how to be a serial killer

i like this one a lot!! if you can find it i say watch it, but it's not a stand out for me personally

8. hot air

ONCE AGAIN I KNOW THIS IS LIKE EVERYONES FAV AND ALL THAT but i just dont like the "homewrecker" trope, in like really any kind of media

i feel like it's romanticized a lil here and that kind of turned me off

however!! i understand why people like this one and other than that i think this one is really good so i would definitely recommend it

7. trash fire

i thought about this movie for hours after i watched it... its so good... like ahhhh i really like this one (its a lil... strange though so it might not be for everyone if that makes sense)

6. (500) days of summer

not a love story but so good (im telling yall this cause youll hate it if you think its a love story oops)

5. the life aquatic with steve zissou

compelling, interesting, and i love a good unreliable narrator, it truly keeps me going

4. band of robbers

this is also an unpopular opinion but i love this one (im allowed to like movies for the sole reason that theyre fun yall and this is one of them)

3. horse girl

WATCH THE FULL THING, EVERYONE JUST WATCHES THE ONE SCENE BUT I PROMISE THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS SUCH A GOOD VIEWING EXPERIENCE AND SO WORTH IT

2. suburban gothic

one of the funniest movies ever imo, its my go to comfort movie

1. excision

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES NOT IN IT A TON BUT ITS GENUINELY ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES IVE EVER SEEN

IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT AND ITS BEEN MONTHS SINCE IVE SEEN IT

HOWEVER, its disturbing (i watched it while eating lunch, i would strongly suggest you DONT do that) and has a lot of cutting and general medical/surgical horror, if that is not your thing maybe dont watch this one

but seriously i dont think this movie is appreciated enough, i love it and im so glad i decided one time i was gonna watch all the mgg movies cause i would have never seen this otherwise

#mgg #matthew gray gubler

[floreleine]

I would love to hear more about the ScarletMay part of the story where Madeleine jumps between Florence and Scarlet! Doesn't have to be a full story, i know you're not doing longfics at the moment, but maybe just a few headcanons?

Ohh, I thought about doing the same thing and just writing down some backstory ideas as headcanons, but - once I started writing, this just happened! So, thanks very much for the prompt, anon, thx to you this turned into an entire Thing xD I'll probably post at least two more Floreleine and ScarletMay parts, possibly a Killercule epilogue, we'll see!

Prequel Fic Part 1

Part two starts exactly where part 1 left off, just with a POV change from Madeleine to Anna May!

1k, G, no warnings

"Scarlet?" Anna May asks in shock when she sees the woman in the library foyer.

She had heard loud voices and expected needing to break up a skirmish or help Madeleine and Florence shoot some people - and indeed, Madeleine has a gun aimed at the visitor, but instead of some rogue robber, this woman is no-one Anna May would ever want to kill.

Not even after she left her for a man who didn't even let her be together with Anna May at the same time, after she had already said that she wouldn't mind sharing.

And look where that had gotten her. All alone back in the library, probably having been left by the guy who hadn't wanted to share her...

As Anna May steps into the room and slowly walks up to the others, waving for Madeleine to put her weapon down (she does lower it, but not by much), Anna May is half of a mind to tell Scarlet 'I told you so'. But she looks like enough of a mess, and - bloody hell, she's carrying an infant in her arms.

"Anna," Scarlet says weakly when Anna May is standing next to Madeleine at the side of the desk. "I - sorry -" she sways the child in her arms a little when it starts to cry again. "I'm sorry for just showing up, but I've nowhere else to go - I'm not asking for you to take me back! I'd never expect, after what I've done..."

Next to her, Anna May rather feels than sees Florence and Madeleine share a look at that new bit of information. Anna May had never told them about Scarlet, at least not in so many words - they had noticed that she had been seeing someone, but only when the relationship had already been breaking apart again, and Anna May had called it 'nothing but a fling gone wrong', saying that this was only renewed proof that she wasn't a person made for the dating world, no matter that Florence and Madeleine had made it work, ruining her 'cant date in our line of work' excuse.

"But - can you let me stay? Just for a while, just until I've found my footing again - until I'm sure they aren't also after me and Samantha..."

Anna May freezes. She had expected that Scarlet's relationship had just turned sour, but -

"He's dead? The guy you've been seeing?"

Scarlet shivers a little. "Yes. Killed."

Anna May doesn't know whether to feel sorry for her or to be frustrated in the knowledge that if he'd still be alive, Scarlet would have probably never come to see her again, would have stayed together with her happy little family. She doesn't know what to say.

"This is Samamtha, then?" Madeleine asks in her stead, finally putting her gun back into its holster and stepping forward to get a look at the baby. "Oh, she's cute! It's been a while since I've been around any children, but aren't they usually... wrinklier when they're this little? This one looks like a fully formed human!"

"...that's only when they've just been born," Scarlet explains. "Samantha's over three months old."

Anna May can't even stop herself from doing the mental math, her mind too systematic, too used to analysing everything around her.

Four months - nine months over a year total -

"You were already..."

Scarlet winces, clearly following Anna May's train of thought. "Yes... You knew I was seeing him, it was supposed to just be casual sex... But Samantha happened, and... I wanted her to know her father. And he -"

Anna May is a little frightened when she sees tears in Scarlet's eyes. But right, her boyfriend - husband? - the father of her child has just died.

"he was a good man," Scarlet sniffs. "I really do love him. I would have stayed with the both of you if I had been able to, but he wasn't someone used to sharing, and - and with Samantha - that just made my decision for me, I'm so sorry -"

"No," Anna May interrupts her, surprised about herself, surprised how much she means her next words. "That actually makes it better. To know why you... Fuck. And yes, sure you can stay."

"You will have to get used to cursing less, if you are going to be around a child a lot now," Madeleine says, staring at said baby like it is a particularly interesting, rare and precious artefact. For her, who always liked children and never had the chance to be around them much, it probably is just that. At least they won't have to worry about looking for another babysitter...

Anna May flinches a little when she notices how far she has been planning ahead. Scarlet might not even stay that long - just to get her affairs in order - and would she even want her to stay?

Snap.

All three of them flinch a little, but it is just Florence who is closing the latches and locks on the library doors. "Figured if she's staying, we'll take today off to get her settled."

Madeleine nods and smiles brightly first at Florence, then at Scarlet and the baby.

Scarlet gives Florence an awkward half-smile as well before turning back to look at Anna May, waiting for her decision.

"Yes, sure," Anna May says, having to force herself to meet her eyes. "Like I said. You can stay."

~

Scarlet's answering smile is so soft, Anna May instantly knows that now that she has her back in her life, there is no way she will want her to leave again.

Part 3

Still taking prompts!

Might not be so quick in answering all of them anymore now as I've got other things going on as well, but I'd still enjoy you guys giving me some inspo!

Also lmk if anyone wants to be tagged when this updates! I won't tag my entire usual GM taglist for each little ficlet, espesh not follow up parts, so you'd have to let me know individually

#that gm prequel fic #gunpowder milkshake #scarletmay #floreleine #gm anna may #gm scarlet #gm madeleine #mom madeleine #gm florence #gm baby sam #lilo writes #prompt fic #ask #lilo writes fanfic #mine #my scarletmay #my floreleine #anon #scarlet x anna may #anna may/scarlet

[julie-and-the-himbo-ghosts]

I know i just sent an ask yesterday but.... highschool au: The boys and Willie are alive, and its just like other highschool aus. Alex has a crush on Willie, so so. However Willie and Carrie are spys. So highschool spy au! But Willie and Carrie have a lot of secrets. Everyone thinks there dating at first beacuse they always disappear together.

Reggie is the first one to notice how whenever they vanish something gets fixed

Willie and Carrie always being caught doing something suspicious but no one realizes

Julie: Willie did your owl just talk!?!

Willie starting to sweat: Uh... what no of course its just a mechanical toy I found.....talking owls thats crazy!

Julie: Wow, it seems so real for a toy! I think ive been spending too much time with reggie

Or

Flynn: Hey, Carrie can I see your notes for Mr. Trevors class I forgot minne

Carrie digging in her bag: Yeah sure

Sudenly something drops to the floor

Carrie:..........

Flynn: Carrie is that a gun!

Carrie: This what... NO of course not its just a prop, for an old play. I just... uh.. forgot to put it back

Flynn: Makes since

I should be asleep so uh sorry if this isn’t coherent salt ahsjdjdk

Dw about the asks I love getting them (esp yours theyre always the best)!!

And OH MY GODDDHAJSHSKHSJS THIS YES I CANT

Someone give me sitcom spinoff that’s just Carrie and willie being spies together and like not that they’re bad spies but just willie is awful at lying and gives the worst excuses that somehow work bc he’s just Like That

Also I love Reggie being the first to notice like he may not be the sharpest of the group but smart!reggie just makes me 🥰

Reggie notices first and he tries to tell Luke and Alex and Julie about it but they’re like “nah I don’t see anything” and they don’t realize how smart Reggie is so they kinda just think he’s exaggerating

Ahkdkfkdk okay yes imagine this:

So like at one point willies just chilling and doing whatever but he sees a bank robbery or smth and he’s like oh shit I should call 911 and he does but then he gets a text or call or ooh a voicemail for maximum angst from Alex that’s basically like “willie help call 911 there’s a robbery at the bank I’m in”

Oh and they both have huge crushes on each other but the others oblivious and Alex has no clue that willie is a spy or that he has a big old crush on him

So immediately willies like shit shit shit shit my bf (platonic) is in danger can’t wait for 911 so he changes into his Spy Clothes in some random bathroom and goes in and like,,, takes the robbers weapons and ties them up or smth but leaves as soon as the cops come and doesn’t have time to release the hostages or whatever and he goes back to the bathroom to change out of his Spy Clothes

Thing is Alex gets released quick and he somehow knows willie is nearby in the building so he goes frantically looking for him only to find him coming out of the bathroom after changing and he’s like “willie!!! you’re okay!!!”

And when Alex catches him he’s so sus it’s kinda depressing but Alex is an Oblivious Gay™️ (and just really happy willies okay) and doesn’t notice

Alex starts talking about the person that saved them (*cough cough* willie *cough cough*) and he kinda gets all impressed and stuff and willie thinks Alex has a crush on the person he thinks saved them and not willie (but it’s the other way around) and he gets kinda sad and jealous ig (?)

Anyways he kinda makes it a habit to rescue/help Alex in his Spy Clothes and they develop a relationship and Alex is like ??? I’m love willie but I’m also crushing on Spy Guy???

So basically like a classic superhero movie except they’re gay and willies a spy

One day willies trying to save Alex from smth (like he gets mugged or caught in the crossfire or smth) and willie does the Thing where he saves him but gets hurt by the thing he’s saving Alex from

So he’s like badly hurt or smth and Alex is freaking out bc his spy bestie just got hurt for bc of him and anxiety and like is calling for help but no one hears/cares so he tries to like bandage the injury or whatever

And so smth happens where willies necklace comes into view or Alex pulls off the mask or whatever and he’s like willie??????

So then he freaks out more bc oh my god he may have a crush on Spy Guy but willie is his bff he’s in love with— but willies just like hey I’m so sorry I didn’t meant for this to happen etc and they have a Big Angst Moment

And they finally get to the hospital and you get That scene that’s like “are you family?” /“Pretty much” / “but are you?” and he’s like fuck it so he pretends to be willies boyfriend so he can see him and get all the info

They have a whole Thing about Alex lying and saying he’s willies bf

And then hurt/comfort of course while willie heals and Alex takes care of him bc he feels super guilty anxiety style but also doesn’t wanna stress willie out while he’s healing so they just don’t talk about how willie got injured saving him and that he knows he’s Spy Guy

Anyways happy willex ending, they get over their shit and be gay together, Alex is supportive of his spy bf, and they’re pretty much like every stereotypical superhero/knowing-and-stressed gf pair and they live happily ever after

#asks!! #saltpigsblog #kates fic prompts #okay sorry I didn’t answer the whole thing I went off with the willex and I meant to answer this quick and go to sleep at 1 but uh it’s 2 #now so I’ll finish answering this tmw sorryyyyy #in which I throw all my favourite tropes at salts ask lmao #if someone doesn’t write this I will #wait I actually might let’s see how that goes ahsjdjdk #julie and the phantoms #willex #jatp #alex mercer #willie nolastname #willie jatp

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Skyrim with MODS:

"I'm just stealing everything I can, although its not stealing I'm taking everything that's free"

"What, wheres your clothes? I didnt put on a mod that makes you naked??? You're the only one too???"

"!!!! AAAA these new children toys are SO CUTE I CAAAANT"

"...plums???? I forget what mods I put in"

"How does one call the winter soldier, yoo I got plums for you"

*sack* "you vs" *large sack* "the guy she tells you not to worry about."

"She doesnt need all this food anyways, shes a cannibal"

"Jesus christ, it's raining so much, was there always this much rain??"

"Omg I almost stole something oh jesus"

"I just need a lot of money so I can buy a house for my hoard"

"Omg I really am a dragon"

Me: I need to save money

Also me: 340 coin for lesser soul gems thanks

"No I'm not gonna do the sheogorath thing now thanks"

"My stomach just sunk, i accidentally stole a pair of shoes"

"If you never talk to the Jarl, theres no dragon war so u can chill"

"Bonechill passage? I cant make the joke, there's no bones in a dick"

"I'm level 7, this is a bad idea"

"Fudge, help, bro, uh, follower, bro"

"He just punched a wolf??? WHERES YOUR WEAPON DUDE"

"did I take it? No... I took his gold... oh well"

"I cant remember where I got this but here u go"

"Are we Dovahkiin or are we mountain goats"

"Always remember to wait a few hours for your follower to catch up to you; who wanted to scale the walls while he, a simple human, cannot."

"Oh shit you're here, damn, it's been one hour! That's impressive "

"I've forgotten why I'm here"

"Oh, it was a quest, yes, I knew that, I wasnt randomly exploring at all"

"Damn that rabbit ran fast"

Follower: we've stopped. What is it?

Me: I was minding ore, and you should be minding your own business

Some stormcloak general: skyrim is the birthplace of humanity-

Me: no it's not

Him: the birthplace of honor-

Me: jesus, read a damn book, please know the full story

Him: the emperor sells talos to the damn elves!

Me: if I could kill you I would,

"Asdfghjkl what was that jump???? I've never seen a follower jump, that was like knees bent and woosh"

"Ahdbakvriagqjdubqgahahshgwua I fucking fell down the mountain fuck"

"I just jumped and got level up in two handed weapons, wtf"

"...so one of the mods is like I can fix his outfit and trick him into carrying the entire world in his pockets and also it says 'dismiss but hang out here', 'sleep', 'dance for me', give me some sugar' omg hes dancing ahdhajhfuwuw I AM DEAAAD AAAAA AHDBAKDBWIHDJWBD"

"Bleak falls Barrow... yes I remember this place"

"Ok let the dude do the wrong aaand dead. Hey ho let's go"

"Are you an idiot? Who said you get to pull the lever? Jesus, go away."

"Snake snake fish"

"Dont step on the obvious trap. Oh... nice you didnt"

"I'm both a grave robber and an archeologist"

"Loot the dead"

"So when he gets xp I get xp, I just got xp for archery, but I'm not doing that rn? Mods are weird but ok"

*8 hours later*

"The sound of a skeleton jumping down a cliff with me was just so pleasing, I will giggle about it forever"

"What?! I havent done the thalmor anything!!! Why are they after me???"

"I'm an elf too??? I mean, wood elf but!"

"I've walked a complete circle, the quest is in the middle, omg"

"Eyy vampire castle!"

"I'm gonna do an absolute Non magic play through"

"I completely forgot I made my character a woman"

"Elm is such a nonbinary name, it works with everything"

"!! I found the cave I was looking for! But accidentally!!"

"Should I buy a house I can build first or a city house.... hmmmm"

"Decapitation is just so satisfying"

"Skyrim controls and fallout 76 controls are so different and I'm tired of trying to jump on Y only to end up in the game menu"

Me, standing still: 😌

Benor, the worst follower ever: I'm still here

Benor, killing anything: hope you learned your lesson

Me: HES DEAD

Me, stops for a second:

Benor: we should keep on moving

Me: 😤😤

*benor complaining about the cold for the 99999th time*

Me: 🙄🙄

"Level UP!"

"save stationsss gotta love mah  savestatoonsss"

"Benor, I swear to god"

"Once I find someone else, you bitch"

Me, breathes:

Benor: I'm here to help

Me: 😩🔫

"If it werent for the fact you're wearing half a castle worth of shit on you, and that the mod I have on didnt make you immortal... I would've killed you so so bad"

"Wow I got 600 coins for that? Fuck you, I need more"

"If it werent for the fact fable 3 got one scare scene in it, I wouldve played it again"

"Theres a secret treasure on the ground here, I know it, and I cant find it, its driving me mad"

"I FOUND IT OMG YES AAAAAAAA"

"Gotta make a list over kids who got it worst, so I know who to adopt, stable boy is the first"

"Hmm, I've sent dawnstar boy to the mod orphanage so"

" can I adopt kids from there? Do I own it? I have so many questions yet I'm too lazy to find out"

"I shot a reindeer in the ass :) "

" you can help me by SHUTTING THE F UP"

"ok I've blown out the light house light, and ik what's gonna happen cuz I've played this a billion times."

"I sent the stable boy to the orphanage in.. uh, I cant remember its called stone wall, I'm sure I'll find it one day"

"I keep sneaking away money so I get something, cuz all the shit will be gone when I come out, cuz they're gonna try to kill me the twats"

Benor: I'm still here

Me: I really wish you werent

"EhEh MuRdEr"

"Oh noo, I was betrayed, a, I am shook"

"Nirnroot hunt, I dont like it, but I have to"

"😬 shot a guy in the nuts"

Me: I'm not gonna be sneaky, just kick the door in and slash

Also me: hehe sneakkyyyy

"Gaaaameee craaashhhed"

"Its fine, I just saved"

#the elder scrolls skyrim #gaming #skyrim #relatable gaming thoughts

[cowabungacafe]

hi! could i request a tmnt matchup please? i'm rather short (1,60cm), chubby, and i look like a mix of 90's grunge and early 2000 emo. i'm anti-authority, and i am a leader, not a follower. if i don't think that a rule makes sense, or is useful, i'm not going to follow it. however, i'm mostly pretty obedient, and i don't cause much trouble. some people see me as a big brother type of person, because i protect and support when needed, and i have a 'caretaker' type persona. i can succeed at everything i *want* to succeed at, the rest doesn't interest me. i present myself as incredibly confident, hella sassy, sarcastic and like i don't have a care in the world, even though i'm really sensitive, introverted, kinda timid and insecure. i cry a lot over small things, and beat myself up relentlessly when i make mistakes. in general, i don't think highly of myself at all, but l would never outright admit that, or speak up. i just really hate having to trust someone with my emotions. i love making people around me laugh, it makes me really happy. i can be a bit petty, and teasing, but only in a joking manner. i actually get flustered really easily, and i never initiate anything, even though i adore physical affection of any kind. what most people are surprised by is my fair and unbiased way of judging. i stand up for anyone who is treated unfairly, even if i have to stand my own against authority (which makes me incredibly nervous). then again, i'm unable to protect myself, and i just quietly take everything that is said to me. i get scared really easily, and i'm afraid of being hit or yelled at. hope this was okay♡

My oh my! I have to admit this was pretty hard. And i thought about this for one whole day and then it hit me who im gonna match u up with. Thank you for requesting, i hope you got who you wanted.

The above gif is the vibe you gave me and also i love this gif

I match you with

Raphael

Why i matched you with your result

You are leaderly and hardly wanna be a follower and an anti-authority, which resonates with raphs rebel vibes. If there's a rule that you think is wrong, you dont follow it no matter what. Just like raph, if raph thinks there some rules that literaly have no meaning he wont follow it and none can make him.

You show as if you are tough and dgaf about the world but deep down you're just a soft plushie baby who needs to be hugged tightly, same as raph, raph shows as if he doesn't care about this world and often talks about leaving his bros and starting his life separately, but the truth is quite opposite. He is very insecure and he thinks he doesn't deserve his bros.He cares and loves his brothers and the world deeeeply and can't think of a live without them. He says those stuff to maintain the "hardcore" persona. He too carries the sarcastic and sassy af vibe.

You will help someone and anyone in need no matter what the circumstances, even if its one man vs the world. Raph too will fight the demons if he have to to save someone he thinks is in need.

Just like you, raph too shows as if he doesn't get shy but thats not true, he is just a soft cinnamon roll in "badboy" skin. So any type of physical touch makes this red bandana mutant a full on tomato. Yes he is that flustered.

Raph is the most sarcastic of the brothers(i just checked that from the tmnt wiki)and will always go around throwing petty snarky comments on his smart-brain brothers(leo and donnie especially lol) so here too you resonate with him.

Raph is a pretty good brother i like to think even more reasonable than leo (as he argued with leo why mikey doesnt get a vote on the secrecy of purple ooze). Maybe thats why mikey is seen around raph more bcus raph too gives those protective big brother who may come off as harsh but will listen to your problems with open ears. (Maybe thts why he became the eldest brother in rottmnt). Here too you match with him.

Raph is reluctant on telling someone about his emotions as he thinks it will hamper his hardcore mode, until you came( read along the random hcs )

Although considered the hothead of the group, raphs sense of judgement isnt that far behind fron leos.

After mikey, raph is probably the second jokester, maybe not on the same level of mikey but pretty snarky and petty jokes lol.

Sometimes he breaks down when he realises that how the decision he took was wrong and how much it has affected not only him but his near and dear ones too. Like in the 2016, the stealing of the purple ooze from the police hqs made their existence known and April and Casey were taken into custody.

Random headcanons of both of you when together

Your first meeting is prolly when he was out on a patrol and saw u trying save an old lady who was getting mugged. He was watching from the rooftop the whole time, of how you advanced and told the robber to leave her alone with apparently no weapon in hand, until he came down when he felt like its showtimee!!

When you find some fault in Leo's plan/strategy you point them out right away and raph cant help but admire you and mouth the word "thats my girl", finally he has someone to back his ass up.

Your leadership qualities are excellent and even sensei confirmed that and raphs chest grew 4 inches wider with a permanent grin on his face and sending snarky looks towards leo, who is just rolling their eyes away.

Though he is usually the tough guy, but with you its a whole different thing. He shows a diff side to you, the side not many has witnessed. He is usually soft and goofy around you, if you're tired he will bring some food over at your place or just take you out for a lil dinner on the rooftops. He will spoil you with things you like.

He knows that you're pretty sensitive and flinch and gets scared of scolding or yelling(he knew it from the first time he had a fight with you and he raised his voice then suddenly he saw your eyes filling up with tears. From then on, he is always careful around you)

Everytime you cry whether be it a sad movie or someone which made you cry, he will cuddle with you and cradle you while brushing your hair and humming some lullaby which sensei used to sing to him.

#tmnt raphxreader #tmnt bayverse #tmnt #tmnt raph #tmnt raph x reader #tmnt raphael #tmnt raphael x reader #tmnt matchup #tmnt mstchups #tmnt ask #tmnt asks #tmnt ask box open #askbox open #tmnt askbox open

[usamey]

🎫 here’s a gush pass ^^ feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers

HEEHOO- well, don’t mind if i do~🥴

‘gush however much you want’ YIKES- SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT-

ANYWAYS, LADIES AND DEGENERATES, THE FIRST OF ITS KIND (probably):

💚SHREK GUSH💚

[⚠️LONG ASS POST (someone tell me to shut up)⚠️]

TLDR: Shrek is more of a charming prince than Prince Charming

OKAY SO- when you put all the memes and the cringeyness and everything aside, Shrek is actually pretty cool. (I’ve had Shrek on repeat for the past 3-4 days. Trust me.)

You’ve probably seen the theory thing where it’s like “Shrek pauses when Donkey asks for his name, so Shrek made it up on the spot.” If you actually watched the movie, the pause he makes isn’t a ‘thinking’ pause. It’s a ‘holy shit no one’s ever asked me my name before’ pause.

And most of his lines are kind of agressive or just blunt. But when he responds with his name, it’s one of the few times he’s quiet and soft and it’s just🥺🥺🥺

ALSO MY FAVOURITE THING!!! IS THE EXCHANGE OF:

“really?” “really really.”

when Shrek is like “im an ogre!! doesn’t that bother you?🤕” and donkey’s like “nope!😃” and Shrek is like “...really?” and Donkey’s just “really really!😁” SIR MY HEART- like what I WOULDNT DO to be Donkey just so that I could tell Shrek that he’s perfect just the way he is...

or when donkey and Shrek cross the bridge and just-

“Come on, Donkey. I’m right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support. We’ll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.”

“Really?”

“Really really.”

AND SHREK GIVES HIM THE MOST GENUINE LOOK EVER AND I MELT EVERY TIME LIKE HOW COULD YOU NOT I-

also, on the topic of the bridge scene- the line: “that’ll do, donkey. that’ll do. :)” is my favourite line in the whole movie

and Shrek’s a tsundere which is ADORABLE because big scary beast + tsundere is the BEST COMBINATION

OOH OOH- AND!!!!!! (thanks to demo) i’ve developed a fondness for Scottish accents! so whenever he says ‘aye’ instead of ‘yeah’ my heart gets all jittery and fluttery and💗💖💞💓💕💗💞💓💗💕

AND AND AND!!!! when they’re in the forest and fiona’s like “there are robbers in the woods...🥺” Shrek gets all protective n he’s all “I’m scarier than anything we’re gonna see in this forest😏” DUDE

OK AND LEMME GET TO MY FAVOURITE PART BEFORE SOMEONE SHOOTS ME YOU CAN SKIP EVERYTHING ELSE BUT PLS-

In the scene where Shrek is rescuing Fiona from the castle, Fiona gets all upset and huffy and she asks “what kind of knight are you???!?!” and shrek goes

“One of a kind.”

WITH THE LIL SMIRK AND THE LIL SALUTE OML YOU CANT SEE ME RN BUT IM TEARING UP DUDE THIS WAS THE MOMENT I FELL FOR HIM   D U D E

IN SUMMARY: Shrek is a one of a kind, sweet goofball whom I “really really” love (and you should too!!!)

#HOLY SHIT THIS IS LONG #if anyone actually read this through; i think i would owe you money or something HDJDJFKDK #anyways i said what i said #he cute. deal with it😤 #my alarm to wake up just went off. #ive been up all night writing this. #but im queueing this for layer so that i inflict this on ALL 7 of my followers’ eyes😈😈😈 #HSJSJSJJSJS AAAAAAAAAA #onion boy🧅 #asktrid.txt #meteor.shower #4:20 queue #shrek edit from Lady Pink on picsart

[crazy-lazy-elder-sims]

So i played the sims4 today but i forgot to take any screenshots because and i shit you not i was so immersed with the gameplay👁👄👁

Ofc this couldn't happen without mods so let me tell you a summary ITS LONG AND WITH ONE PICTURE  DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU LOL

Last week i started a not so berry legacy but instead of starting with one sim i started with two elderly sims that have a teen ( who is the not so berry sim) the mother who is older than the father used to be a writer but retired and now is a stay at home lady that decided to explore her grandmothers recipe book (the grannies cook book mod) and try out the food in it she also took up knitting and writing children's stories as a hobby .

The dad is a decent lawyer that likes to garden and clean the house and play with his daughters old toys( childish trait ) .

The daughter is a genius kid who is bi (sexuality mod) and also a vegetarian who works super hard to get into uni and is at her last year of high school and cannot wait to move out.

Last week i was just setting things up and having them make friends and nothing too crazy happened.

Now today ... TODAY WAS INSANE first i open the game and not a second in while i wasn't looking the elderly mom GETS PREGNANT (WONDERFULWHIMS MOD) and now they have a toddler (cause fuck sim babies ugh) the eldest daughter ages up and out of nowhere breaks up with her girlfriend and goes to uni but she couldn't move out because she has to help her elderly parents take care of her sister so she gets a part time job at night (because they are not well off) and goes to uni in the morning and is absolutely exhausted .

here is the dad with the kid looking miserable because he is OLD  AND TIERD BUT HE ADORES HER AND LOOK AT HER OMG SO ADORABLE! 

THEN they get robbed ( life's drama mod) and the robber sets THE ENTIRE HOUSE ON FIRE ( also life's drama) they call the fire fighters and they are also set on fire along side my toddler and a RANDOM TODDLER THAT IS APPARENTLY LOST ( life's drama again) after i manage to end the fire they had to hire a maid to help clean even thou they lost half of their fortune trying to repair and replace stuff winterfest is suddenly here😩 and they have a good night only to be ROBBED AGAIN the next day i can't make this shit up omg 😩

after two sim days of them trying to get things under control the mom GETS RUN OVER BY A CAR IN HER BACKYARD ( life tragedies mod) and dies 💀

everyone is miserable and the toddler ages up so now her birthday is the same day her mom dies poor kid that will scar her for life💀

my main berry sim gets invited by Erwin so he could be there for her ( slice of life) he lets her cry and cries with her they hug and then she gets up to leave next thing you know Erwin is getting relentlessly bullied( life's tragedies) and right infront  of my eyes too the audacity👁👄👁 and he cant even fight them off because of how fast it was happening he got beaten up like 10 times in a row

i decided that my sim won't leave him there so she told him he can stay at her house until this blows over i add him to my household and i kid you not his actions to get beaten up AND SHOT were cued past my screen👁👄👁

they basically make a run for it AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE poor kid couldn't eat or sleep from how sad he was no matter how much i cued sleep up for him it would get overwritten with the cry action ( slice of life) i kind of just stared at him and went bro same SAME OK S.A.M.E 💀

at this point my game started freezing up so much i saved and exited BUT OMG WHAT A FEW HOURS OF GAME PLAY WHAT THE FUCK 😩👁👄👁

#sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 not so berry #not so berry #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 gameplay

[the-void-void]

Paul blart mall cop 2 liveblogging part 2: electric bugaloo

Alright continuing at the 40 minute mark

Beginning of blarts speech. Yay. The first joke is bad

Huh the speech is okay so far. Well I mean its about mall cops and ridiculously emotional n stuff but alright

Ah the daughter ended up with the robbers. That was fast

How big is that suite? She's running up stairs??

The managers boyfriend is hilarious. "If being a security guard was easy anyone could do it " - "but anyone can do it"

I do however sympathise with the small anecdotes he tells. That's just what working in retail/gastronomy is like. Lots of crazy customers (and some that are really sweet)

The working manager is tearing up. She probably hates those ppl as well. Because there is no possible other reason. The speech is like 5 minutes. C'mon lady

Lmao the bad guy is kinda cool.

Aaand hes out. Blart has fallen

Ah ghost boy is back looking for maya. Why can they just walk into the bad guys suite?? Like bro if you're doing illegall stuff at least lock the door???

THE EXCHANGE BETWEEN THE DAUGHTER (with Ice ream) AND THE DAD IS INSANE? Sorry but these aren't real ppl

Aaaand hes scooting and licking up the melting ice cream. Ewwwwwww

So like a few drops are enough to get him back in his feet? Why doesn't he carry snacks??

Yay 50 minute mark

When did ghost boy get the present?? He didn't have it like two minutes ago when he got captured??

HOw did blart find the right room??

OH NO THE OLD LADY

Lmao that's what working in a hotel is like...

She is ready to die! Same lady same. I love her

I know she said she was "fine" but blart still could have helped her?? Or at least call someone?? Rude

This is an enormous hotel and only one employee at the reception??!! Nah bro

Blart surprisingly competently steals a segway. Cause apparently he cant walk

THE BANANA EWWW

THE CUTS TO HIS FACE EATING THE BANANA. this is hilarious! I understand why it's a highlight for the mcelboys

"Someone is messing with our shipment " - "unacceptable"

How is there a mall in the hotel-casino complex?? Is this a movie thing or usa USA thing?

Yess my dog has joined me on the couch as moral support!!

Kevin james does not fit in a suitcase. Half this movie is just fat jokes. This makes no sense even by the movies standards

NOT TODAY DEATH, NOT TODAY!

(How did he get even in and out if the suitcase? They usually only open from the outside??!!) (I really like the Mcelboys idea of several dimensions)

Oh no the circus

Looks fancy so far, less circus more dance performance..lots of water

And blart is wearing angel wings

Dude just get off stage it's not that hard.

Yesss 60 minute mark

And he dried himself with a giant fan and electrocuted his pursuers with the fork...

HOW DARE HE TOUCH THE ART? YOU WILL RUIN IT AHHHHHH

Lmao I didn't expect Mini kiss (the band)!

Maya is a genius and the movie should be about her

The oatmeal cookie just thrown outside

Oh dear a montage. Blart is getting ready with all the new security stuff

This is wild and boring at the same time

The marbles are so underwhelming it's kinda funny

The random re-tasering without looking is good . Actually has me... well exhaling through the nose

Ahhh 70 minutes!! Almost done

Uhh balrt and bad guy are shittalking each other and just standing there yelling?

Paul Blart the non-entety, kinda fitting

Why us Khan getting a haircut in the middle of the night?

Footlocker??? Whyyyyy that makes no sense

The fights are okay. Both sides are equally incompetent it seems

Awwe I like Eduardo. Such a softy

Well blart made it to the helipad

Blart in a wavy black wig is a look

The slime of the gun is really badly animated

Why oatmeal concealer? why not oatmeal scrub?? (Or Maya blinds a man)

"Always bet on blart"

ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT

The davina (hotel manager) storyline makes no sense

Blart gets the safety-medal of honor huh well I guess might as well

Is giving his daughter the money?

A cop on a horse. Blart is interested. The "flirty"walk is weird. She's just giving him her number like that??! Lady you can do better.

DONE I MADE IT. FINALLY

End thoughts: it's an okay movie with bad writing and okay acting. Some scenes ar fun parodies of action movies. If you wanna pay money for it - dont. If it's on tv idk check it out and see how long you can make it.

#plot #paul blart mall cop 2 #paul blart #mbmbam #long post #liveblog #til death do us blart #i will never watch it again #the banana and the okd lady are kinda funny #its a few scenes flimsy held togerther by

[beendressingforrevenge]

My review of Folklore (first listen feelings)

The 1 - "I'm on some new shit" 🥰🥰. Chill vibes feeling very soothing. If you never bleed you're never gunna grow!! If my wishes came true it woulda been you!! Never leaving well enough alone HUH TAYLOR I see you there. The ending Oooohoooohoh

Cardigan - the slinky feel is amazing. I absolutely love the vibe and the softness in the lyrics. Friend to all is a friend to none. You drew stars around my scars but now I'm bleeding. Marked me like a bloodstain. Peter losing wendy. The imagery!! When you are young they assume you know nothing and then switching straight to "I knew you".... the way she's playing with emphasis is lovely. You'd come back to me/you could stay parallel.

Tlgad - ooh the beat is cool on this one. Only so far new money goes. Oh snap. This is so cutting. Her fault it fell down. She had a marvellous time ruining everything. Pool with champagne again huh. Card game bets. Most shameless woman this town has ever seen. So many implications of "they say". Again with the different style of emphasis. So this is the story of taylors house? Love it. LOUDEST WOMAN this town has ever seen. I had a marvellous tiiiiiIIIIiiiime ruining everything.

Exile - you're not my homeland anymore so what am I defending??? Also the use of films, a recurrent theme in taylors music since fearless. The low register of taylors voice.... delicious. Those eyes add insult to injury. Who am offending now? The step up in piano pace. The echoing vocals. Walked a very thin line. The swell of vocals overlapping. The contradictions and the almost argumentative nature of the vocals is great. Lyrically I'm getting Cold As You/White Horse vibes for some reason?

My tears ricochet - the opposing oohs in each ear is so eerie but I love it? If I'm on fire you'll be made of ashes too. Hero imagery is strong in this album. Same jewels I gave you to bury me... dang. I can anywhere I want just not home... just after the song exile is so powerful. Stolen lullabyes!! The way she repeats but changes the lyrics is so good.

Mirrorball - layering of vocals is beautiful. Shining just for you. Confessional nature of the song echoing the sadness. Masquerade revellers. How can she sing 'rodeo clowns' and its sad and mournful and not jokes? Still on that trapeze trying everything to keep you looking at me.

Seven - lol tay you didnt peak at 7 😂. This is also gay. We can be pirates and you wont have to cry is so soft and also badass. Used to scream ferociously!! I still got lOove for you. Move to india together? I love this so much. Passing down stories in folk songs. This is soft and sweet. Outro is like a melancholy dance.

August - the melody of this song is perfect. August slipped away into a moment of time. The way that the vocals step back at that part? Is so good? She is really playing with the arrangements of instruments and vocals and its so interesting. You werent mine to lose! Twisting in bedsheets.... hello daylight. Cancelled my plans in case you called... living for the hope of it all. The way that line echos and switches sides and moves throughout the arrangement is so cleverly done.

This is me trying - afterglow and btd vibes. The arrangement swells and beats are kind of off putting but in a good way? I got wasted like all my potential - THIS LYRIC IS ME. Pouring my heart out to a stranger - also me. This song is attacking me personally. For real taylor. Bridge feels a little forced ... hm. But I do love the "at least I'm trying" part.

Illicit affairs - wow this is so deep and dark. Tell them you're going for a run... cause you'll be flushed. The force behind "HIM". A dwindling mercurial high! The fact that she says die then lie in the second verse. Dont call me kid dont call me baby look at this godforsaken mess that you made me. Showed me colours you know I cant see with anyone else. This is heartbreaking. SECRET LANGUAGE I CANT SPEAK WITH ANYONE ELSE. This song is attacking me also.

Invisible string - loving the little jig of strings, kind of safe and sound/eyes open reminiscent. Focusing on colours as a means to remember - a theme in her work. Seeeeeeee and Meeeeeeeee is so lovely. It is pretty to think there was some invisible string all along. SINGLE THREAD OF GOLD taaaaylor. Now she sends their babies presents 🥰. I just love the run on "me" and "oh".

Mad woman - they strike to kill and you know I will. You made her like that. This song is giving me chills. Wow. The faint record scratches. Breathe flames every time I talk. Women like hunting witches too. Wanting me dead has brought you two together. RIP Kimye. Nothing like a maaaaaad *deep voice* woman. Master of spin has a couple of side flings... should be scathing like me but no one likes a mad woman. Lyrical artistry. Kind of Better Than Revenge vibes?

Epiphany - swell into the song is a slow build which is very true to the name of the song. The "keep" note is so raw and open? Again this is so different from her usual style. Down/down is giving me chills. Something med school didnt cover - you mean all of it tay? Voice dipping at hold your hand through plastic now is.... good. I feel this may also be about her mother/COVID? A fading outro. This song has me all kinds of confused

Betty - guitar and harmonica is so nostalgic? Riding on my skateboard is the new scooter. This is so gay. Also love the way she uses "garden". The emphasis on words is so unique in this song. The juxtapositions in this song are so great. Also wtf did they do to betty? The way she links words is so reminiscent of the way people think and wish about things and hope and dream of stuff. It feels like authentic to the way thoughts swirl and a stream of consciousness but also very lyrically sound. Excellent songwriting!

Peace - love the spacey intro and the highpaced ticking alongside the slower string piece. I could never give you peace ... feels like the beat vs the calm strings. Dreamscapes on the wall. I'm wasting your honour and then a soft piano added to the mix. Kind of the middle ground between the two. Give you a child 👀. Robbers to the east and clowns to the west. Taylor maybe he wants rain. They think its for show but I would die for you in secret. Keep your brittle fire warm.

Hoax - like a 3 note intro! Eclipsed sun 😪 the sad vibes. Windless fight. These images are so forlorn. The echoing melodies are adding to this vibe. Faithless love is the only hoax I believe in?? Ugh BLUE is back. Love the imagery of this song. The cliffside. The barren love. The hoax of love. She doesnt want any other sadness. Still hurts under my scars from when they pulled me apart? What YOU DID WAS JUST AS DARK? Wow. She been hurt. Again the places she is putting emphasis is very different from her usual songwriting. Longer outro than intro is also very different for taylor. Interestiiiiing.

#honestly wowowowow #taylurking #amazing #so good #taylor #taylor swift

[weebsinstash]

Do you have any Hizashi drafts? He needs more love!

I do 💀 I also have "mental drafts" of ideas I don't have physically started yet

I think I have 4 drafts started for him right now:

1) post "a quiet morning" where he wants to spend his own time with Reader bc she's apparently starting to sort of "adjust" and he wants her to like him. This transitions into drunken sex after reader, to her shame, gets really lonely when theyre gone all day and asks Hizashi to spend some time with her

2) poly em series. Hizashi thinks reader has been doing really well and in that same vein of "please like me" takes a huge risk of taking reader shopping with him. She actually does really well (by yandere standards of not screaming for help) but winds up sneaking away to look at a video game and he catches her 💀 talking to another guy 💀 and joking and laughing with this stranger 💀and she doesn't know he's eavesdropping but she realizes "oh shit I need to go back before he flips his shit" and tells stranger guy that she "has to get back to her... Roommate" and Hizashi is. Mad. To say the least. Tensions escalate and A Thing Happens that sets basically ALL of their progress with her back. Aizawa has to defuse the situation because he comes home to Hizashi drinking and being mopey and reader refusing to even look at them

3) I'm not sure where to put this on the timeline but its part of the poly story, probably happens after Hizashi's "turn", maybe before the idea above. Reader is... becoming more complacent and she's not really happy about it but doesn't know what to do. While the boys are away working late at UA a group of thugs break in (because its a big huge house in the woods like who wouldn't think rich people live there and it be a prime target) and she has to not only deal with them trying to kill/do other things to her but also her immediate feelings being "oh god why cant they just come home?!" Which has her do a double take because "oh wait I hate them though why would they make me feel safe???" and then when they do come home theres some comfort fluff shit bc she's really shaken up and just needs to be held

4) poly story again, chronologically after robbers and bonding and shit. The three of them are out at the mall for "a date" when they bump into one of Reader's old hero school friends and the boys get.... Very jealous and angry when the two of them get 👀 affectionate 👀 and also because she deliberately kept details about her life from them just sort of because as a "fuck you its not your business"

5) I keep forgetting I have this started honestly. Reader is a UA college student and has a nice friendly relationship with Mic, thinking he's really funny and friendly and he even overhears her complimenting him to her classmates (and calling him hot in a way). Hizashi makes a move on her one night and she doesn't reciprocate and is visibly uncomfortable but he keeps pushing until she eventually just kind of blows up on him, saying he's being extremely inappropriate bc he's her teacher and also she thought they were just friends. Now she's avoiding him at every possible oppertunity and he even catches wind that she's trying to transfer to another school and they wind up having a.... heated exchange at a nightclub he just magically happened to be at when she went 👀and by heated I mean some noncon shit happens in a back room and he whisks her away

Now for the mental drafts and jesus if I wasnt doing this on mobile I'd slap down a read more to cut length

1) reader is selectively mute due to traumatic events and Hizashi catches them around town every so often. Theyre hanging out and become friends when one night they get jumped by villains. he's like, getting overpowered and on the ground and something surprising happens and he falls super in love 👀

2) present mic notices reader's grades are slipping and asks them if everything is ok when reader just bursts into tears bc their parents are Pro Heroes and they might be missing. they start freaking the fuck out because their rent is due soon and reader's worried they'll have to drop out of UA to get a job and pay it. Hizashi becomes sort of a sugar daddy and pays the rent for about two months before there's a break in the case and it turns out said parents are missing because they're dead. From here either several things happen: Mic keeps paying their rent until they graduate because they can't bear to get rid of their parents things just yet and then kidnaps em eventually, Mic pays to move it all in storage and has reader live with him until they graduate bc they're dangerously fucking depressed and need to live with someone, or Reader just falls into the biggest fucking pit of depression and is starting to struggle really bad at ua and even missing school and Hizashi feels the need to save/kidnap them. Either way they end up in either a deluxe luxury penthouse apartment or a private home with a very lovesick musician

3) reader is a civvie and meets Mic. Since they're a fan they tune into his show, and after they meet he says he'll dedicate a song to them that night and calls them his "special listener". Over time they notice he does song dedications to "his special listener" that progressively become straight up love songs or downright creepy yandere shit and he doesn't take it well when they say they don't feel that way about him

#kill me this is long im so sorry #sinasks #work was hell today and my back really hurts

[theflowersofdoom]

gonna talk about my spooky side account lore bc its unabashedly my favorite

sam and his sibling max lost their parents to to the bringer when they were really young. they were freed from terror mountain when the hannah thing went down. sam had trouble adjusting and stayed in terror mountain for awhile while max eagerly went out into world. the two kept in constant contact, until max suddenly stopped replying after he traveled to the haunted woods. sam decided to leave for the haunted woods to look for his sibling, and had a pretty terrifying time of it until he met lonnie

lonnie is a ne’er-do-well grave robber squatting in an abandoned house in the middle of the haunted woods. he found a very afraid and confused sam stumbling around and took him in with the intention of using him to help in illegal activities. sam, being cut off form the world for 10000 yrs and being generally too trusting, enthusiastically goes along with him. the two run around causing trouble and eventually lonnie finds himself actually CARING about this  sweet bori

paix was born to a terrestrial aisha and alien aisha couple and was raised exclusively on the virupets space station. her childhood had a backdrop of constant and oppressive paranoia of sloth. her family had several connections with the resistance and as a result knew several ppl who either disappeared or were seriously negatively effected by the sloth empire. she even lived through the sloth takeover of virtupets, which while thankfully was relatively uneventful on the part of the station her family lived in, it was still pretty terrifying for 10-or-smth yr old. while all this died down when paix grow up to adult, her parents were still very protective, not allowing paix or her little sister to travel unsupervised and helicoptered pretty bad. paix prided her self in being very level headed, but then one of her only friends disappeared while tracking down a sloth aligned organization and is presumed dead, paix is absolutely devastated, and in the months following his disappearance she quietly takes a small, former resistance ship from a family friend. she intended on flying it to neo central and parking it somewhere visible where the authorities would find it and return it with her apology note sitting in the seat of the cockpit, meanwhile shes in faerieland or mystery island, she doesnt know where just anywhere she’ll figure it out when she gets there. 

what ACTUALLY happened was a little more dramatic than she intended

paix initially and rightfully doesnt trust lonnie much, but he IS nice enough to let her stay at his house after she  crashed into his back yard  (is this even his house? i looks like its been run down for a while). sam was amazed in meeting a real alien and paix liked him well enough, hes a very kind guy, but still the whole situation was suspect

she probably wouldnt have stayed for long if lonnie hadnt up and died on them

paix suspected murder, from what sam says lonnie wasnt the most liked person around, but its not like theres any laws this is the haunted woods. as far as sam knows lonnie doesnt have any family, he thinks once there was a sister mentioned but he didnt even get a first name. the only family sam had left was a missing sibling he had been trying to find for a year now. so paix helps sam bury him in the back yard

paix takes on a lot of the responsibilities, like get food and telling people that lonnie is in fact dead, he wont be bothering you anymore. she even starts helping sam in his attempts to track down his sibling (shes not super optimistic but its not like shes going to tell sam that). 

at first paix thinks that sam is just very, VERY upset. he hasnt been very tired and acting a little strange, but his friend just died in front of him, its not like she has any room to judge. but as time goes on, things seem increasingly off. theres breif moments where sam seems to be his old self, but more and more he seems confused. paix finds him standing in the middle of the hall, staring at the wall. theres times where sam doesnt remember where hes been or what he was doing just moments ago. paix goes to the attic to get sam, finding no one, only to remember that sam is asleep in the in the living room, and when she goes back down staris of course hes still there, passed out on the couch like he has been all day, why was she so sure there was someone in the attic

when it becomes clear that lonnies been possessing sam, paix has a weird mix of terror and relief, though its drowned out by how PISSED she is at lonnie. she yells at him in portuguese for WHILE before he explains that he really wasnt trying to hurt sam or steal his body or anything else paix is accusing him of, hes been trapped in the ghost zone since he died and nothing he did could get their attention (he had gotten SO CLOSE with paix, she seemed to almost hear him. paix remembers all the times she felt she was being watch or heard someone screaming and just shrugged it off as a side effect of the haunted woods) 

paix could absolutely kill him AGAIN when he goes on to explain that hes now stuck in sams body. she begrudgingly agrees to help lonnie not be stuck, using a ritual from one of the weird creepy books littered around the house. it works and paix is incredibly relieved to find that sam is alright, but then immediately un-relieved to feel someone standing behind her and turned around to find lonnies spooky ghost standing there, menacingly 

the tension was immediately broken as sam  scrambled up screaming YOURE ALIVE and attempting to tackle-hug lonnie only to go through him and crash into the wall

and after paix gives lonnie a peice of her mind and lonnie profusely apologizes to both her and sam, things fall back into normality. paix and sam have found ways to make a living without doing anything illegal. lonnie is somewhat weirder as a ghost, hes taken a liking to scaring the heck out of ppl and is back to being a menace, but he seems to be more sincere with sam and paix at least 

zaf generally doesnt like photos, meko probably caught them by surprise 

zaf was a unfortunate victim of one of the many sloth-aligned splinter groups, and while they have made an amazing recovery, they remember nothing before waking up in the hospital. they were told that they had been kidnapped and eventually were found and taken in by authorities before being treated and successfully reverted to the physiology of an average mutant kacheek. zaf knows theres more to the story that authorities and their friends arent telling them, and has vague memories, but zaf isnt sure if they want to remember them. they were told by their friends that they had been a zafara before, that they were kind and generous and everyone was devastated when they went missing. zaf, surrounded by people that they cant remember, felt incredibly guilty. they hear stories about themself that they cant remember or even relate to. they ask for descriptions of themself that dont feel like them, least not anymore. zaf looks at pictures of this person that doesnt even look like them, and they cant help but feel like that person isnt here anymore.

zaf distances themself and eventually leaves neo central, taking a job at a hotel in the haunted woods. they have trouble finding a place to stay, and on their way to look at yet another apartment, they mistakenly knock on the door of a spotted bori who has THE friendliest face theyve seen since they moved to the woods

the two talk until its dark out and sam insists they stay the night bc its not safe to be out are you kidding me its the haunted woods. paix, given her past, is suspicious before zaf mentions what happened to them and she straight up offers for them to stay indefinitely (good thing too bc sam was pretty confident the place they had been on their way to see was a scheme to murder people, which seemed way more alarming to zaf than it did sam)

it takes 3 days for zaf to meet lonnie bc hes busy being an ass, slamming doors and leaving creepy messages in the mirror, culminating into jump-scaring zaf in the hallway at 3 in the morning. paix had tried to warn them but its still a spooky ghost in your apartment. sam mentioned that lonnies body was buried in the back yard and zaf looked like they were about to cry. just two sweet kids living in a dilapidated old house thats haunted by their dead friend, whose body they had bury in the back

zaf seems to be the only one concerned about the skulls in the living room, and the strange books, all of which, at least the ones zaf can make sense of, contain what appears to be spells. they mentioned where they lived to their boss and some coworkers and all hell broke loose and zaf had to leave the premises. paix apologized and said that lonnie had a reputation with the hotel staff and it kind of extended to everyone esle in the house. lonnie zipped through the ceiling and stated that they had ALWAYS had it out for him even BEFORE he stole that golf cart and the two start up another argument and the initial point is lost. 

but even months afterward, zaf cant forget the the moment of panic in their former boss’s eyes when they mentioned the house

mini is a witch living in the woods. sam and the gang think shes their neighbor, but no one is really sure where she lives. she comes by the house every now and then. sam, paix, and zaf have invited her in but always stated that she cant come in. has started to come around more frequently after zaf showed her one of the book they had found, wondering if she could make any sense of it. usually cryptic mini straight up said it was incredibly dangerous in the wrong hands. the two have since working through the books to see if any of more of them had spell theorems that could ‘potentially warp the fabric of reality’ as mini had put it

#here take my neopets novel #i was gonna draw little portraits but im gay

[scaryscarecrows]

Roots and Leaves, Pt. 6

DC did it first. Take your grievances to them.

Jason and Sheila e-mail back and forth for about a week before she says that she has Thursday off so if he has Thursday off does he want to meet for lunch again?

Last time wasn’t bad. Not a lot of staring or people or anything. He can…he can probably do it again. And it’s a few days away still, so he has time to psyche himself up or, worst case scenario, fake his death and move to Canada.

And it’s been a week and she hasn’t pulled out the Pity Card on him yet and maybe…maybe this’ll all work out okay. She might never be Mom, because Catherine’s always gonna be Mom, but…but she could be Mother, maybe. He can see that in the distant (or not-so-distant?) future.

But he’s not going to rush into things, that’s what got him here in the first place. Patience, grasshopper.

Thursday rolls around and he hasn’t faked his death and moved to Canada, so he has no choice but to put on jeans and a hoodie and resign himself to a couple of hours, easy, of no sunglasses and no e-book shield.

Sorry, any small children who might come out of this traumatized.

Okay. He brings his Kindle anyway, and his sunglasses for the journey, and sticks to his normal Civilian Weaponry-couple’a knives, one pair of brass knuckles tucked into a hidden pocket in his hoodie. Last thing he needs is for someone to pick up a bullet, match it to the Red Hood’s, and come knocking on his door. His luck is bad enough that’s exactly what would happen.

Besides, it’s noon on a Thursday, and even in Gotham that’s a slow hour. Bank robbers gotta eat, too.

The monorail ride there is literal Hell (three fighting couples, two crying kids and old man with no personal spaaaaace!) and he’s literally gasping for air when he stumbles out of the car. He likes people. Honest. If he legitimately hated them all, he wouldn’t risk his life to help them. But interacting with them…he could do without that, mostly.

Whatever. Whatever. It’s over, he lived, he’s had worse.

(And no, he doesn’t hear faint cackling in his head, and that’s final.)

It’s windy today, the type of wind that buffets people every which way and is determined to keep his hood off his head. He fidgets with the drawstrings until it’ll stay and buries his hands in his pockets. Wind sucks. He can feel pollen and dust and Gotham Grime being blown onto his skin.

“Jason!”

Is he there already?

Sheila…looks a lot more haggard than she did before. He tries to remember if she’d mentioned being horribly busy, doesn’t think she did, and figures that to be fair, he hasn’t mentioned the bruise that goes halfway up his back.

She smiles, her awkward driver’s license smile, and waves. Yeah, she doesn’t…it must’ve been a long week, or maybe a rough drive or something. She looks tired.

“Hi.” He’s not sure what to call her, still. Miss Haywood is too disconnected, Sheila’s too personal, and it’s way, way too soon for Mother. Names are a pain. “I’m not late, am I?” He knows he’s not. “Monorail was packed.”

“So was the subway. Can I…?”

Her arms are half-out and he figures she’s asking for a hug. He can do a hug, as long as it’s a short hug.

“Yeah. Thanks for the warning.”

Holy crap, she feels frail. But to be fair, barring Dick’s tackle-hug, everyone’s felt frail since…since. So it could just be him. Hugs are weird now.

(“HUG YOUR DADDY!”)

No. Not today. Everything’s fine.

It’s a sort-of short hug, short enough, anyway, and he wonders, abstractedly, if a day will ever come that he’s used to that sort of thing again. If it even matters whether he does or doesn’t.

It does. Of course it does. And the day will come, in time, and he’ll be better, be normal, be what people want him to be.

Little steps.

* * *

They’ve fallen into a companionable silence and for once Jason’s not jumping whenever someone walks by in a purple sweater or anything when Sheila forces her lips out from between her teeth and says, “I know you were Robin.”

Well. That’s, uh, there’s that out of the way.

“Yeah.” There’s clearly no point in denying it. She probably put it together when Batman came knocking. “For a little while, yeah. I was.” He tastes blood, wonders how long he’s been doing that, and wishes he had gum. Or a mint. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you right off, I just…old habits die hard, I guess.”

“Oh God, no, no, I didn’t mean-” She takes a drink. Her hands are shaking, she’s shaking and he doesn’t know what’s wrong. “I just. I thought I should probably make it clear that I did know, so you wouldn’t…I know I was absent, but I don’t want…you shouldn’t feel like you have to hide things from me.”

Oh. That’s. He doesn’t know what to say. Bruce, God knows, has the emotional capabilities of a Himalayan Salt Lamp. Thankfully Jason hadn’t been the type to go through crushes every two weeks, or he probably would have been in Hell. He certainly wouldn’t have…it’s not like he would have shut down the conversation, but sharing and caring? That would have been awkward and best not repeated. Alfred was the go-to for that sorta thing.

All right, then. Since they’re dropping sudden bombshells ‘n all…he has to know.

“You worked for Joker.” There. It’s out. He said it.

And now he kinda regrets it-the self-loathing on her face is a pretty good match for his own, and he can’t tell himself it’s anything less than deep, deep wishing to have made better choices.

“I did.” She straightens up, begins tearing apart a piece of bread on her plate. “Briefly. I’m not proud, but he had a line to my mother, knew where she lived, knew her schedule…knew.” She swallows hard. “Knew she had to rubber-band her jam jars because she couldn’t open them otherwise. I panicked. But it was only for a couple of months-pills, he wanted pills, as much as I could get him. And then he just…went away. I don’t know what he did with them.”

Honestly, after everything, he can’t…he doesn’t have the right to say much. And honestly? There was that one guy, who accidentally cut the fucker off in traffic and couldn’t get away from him.

And look at him. The first man he killed, that wasn’t…oh, sure, he probably had it coming, at least a little, but Jason wasn’t thinking about that or considering it like he does now, he just…he wanted to kill Bruce. Because that was right and reason at the time even though he knows it’s insanity now.

No, he can’t say much.

“I’m sorry,” he says softly, and it’s suddenly easier to look at his hands. “I didn’t…that sounds awful.”

“No.” She tips his chin up and it’s an effort not to pull away and to remember that it’s fingers, warm human fingers, and not the pointy end of a crowbar against his skin. “You deserved to know. It’s only fair.”

Truth be told, it’s a relief to know that she hadn’t…yeah, technically she could’ve…maybe done something different, but she hadn’t wanted to work for him. She wasn’t like the ones he’d christened Dumb and Dumber that…they enjoyed that kinda work.

Lunch is finished in relative silence after that, though, and he’s wondering what’s going to happen now when she rifles through her purse and swears.

“Damn…I meant to grab an old photo album I wanted to show you, with some old family pictures and things.”

Pictures of Willis? Yeah, he’s good. Pictures of other people might be interesting, though.

“Next time?”

“My apartment’s a few blocks over.”

Something feels off. He’s paranoid, he knows he’s paranoid, but something…she’s been shaky and weird all afternoon and he doesn’t…

Calm the fuck down, you freak out when someone window-shops for too long!

“Is everything…is everything okay?”

Or maybe something is wrong-she pulls a napkin over and there’s suddenly a pen in her hand.

“I really do want you to see these pictures, Jason,” she says, but her hand is moving and there’s the ever-so-faint skrit-skrit of pen on paper. “I swear you got my mother’s eyes.”

The napkin slides over to him and he glances down. Her handwriting’s spikey and awful-doctor writing to the bone-but his is no better and he can read it well enough.

An old colleague has been hanging around the hospital lately.

Oh.

That explains a bit.

“Sure.”

Her shoulders drop and she crumples the napkin, nails picking it into shreds.

“I’m sorry to do this to you,” she says softly, nearly too soft for him to hear, and he’s quick to shake his head.

“No, no, I don’t mind, I’m glad you…if there’s anything I can do to…”

Shit, she looks like she’s going to start crying and that is indeed PANIC in his throat. Tears are not good.

“You’re a good boy.” Her voice is watery but there are no tears to be seen. Thank Jesus. “I promise next time we have lunch it’ll be normal.”

Oh, good, things haven’t plummeted down to fiery Hell because of all the revelations flying around.

“Everything’s gonna be fine,” he says, and whoops that’s his ‘all will be well, citizen, never fear!’ voice. But it must work, because the about-to-cry look disappears. “Um. Do you wanna…it looks like it’s gonna rain, should we get going?”

And so they do.

* * *

The wind has picked up and it smells like rain. He’s not looking forward to patrol later.

The wind’s not so bad, though, to stop Sheila from lighting up with a self-depreciating, “I know I’m a doctor and should know better, but I honestly don’t care.”

“I can’t really say anything.” He holds up his own pack and rattles it before pulling one out. It’s not as calming as it usually is and he doesn’t know why.

Eh. It’s been a long day, that’s all. He’s not used to interacting with people on a personal level anymore, which is his own fault and probably not necessarily a good thing.

The first few drops have started to fall when they arrive at her building-big, square, and simplistic. She fishes out her keys while they’re in the elevator (which smells like new car, for some reason).

The hallway is deserted. It’s a little creepy, to be honest-his own building might be crap, but there’s always activity. And then, of course, there was Arkham’s hallways, or what he could hear of them. Noisy. Always noisy. But this? Wayne Manor was silent like this. It unsettled him then and it unsettles him now. Call him a city boy, whatever, but he needs noise.

The brass knuckles and knives in his jacket are warm and comforting and he knows he’s not gonna need ‘em, but they make up for this creepy-ass silence.

Sheila opens the door and motions him inside. It’s dark inside-blackout curtains, probably-but he can hear the rain. It smells like new car in here, too, and he wonders, off-handedly, why-

-it’s not empty. He’s walked into one too many ‘empty’ buildings to be very, very attuned to the sound of somebody breathing. Okay. Be calm, back out and shut the door.

He’s about to do exactly that when the light switch clicks and bathes the whole place in stark white. White walls, white floors, white furniture.

Which only makes Harley Quinn stick out like a sore thumb in all that red and black.

“BAY-BEE!” She could never hope to match Joker’s grin, but she gives it a good go, stretching her makeup. Okay. Change of plans. Get Sheila out of here (and preferably out of the building), deal with Quinn. “It’s been a whiiiiile!”

He takes in the mallet leaning against the couch and the shotgun (are those fuzzy dice? Really?) in her hands and comes to the conclusion that great, she’s riding the crazy train.

But maybe she hasn’t seen Sheila yet. Where’s that goddamn light switch?

He moves, only a little, only to feel the unmistakable press of a gun against his lower back.

“Don’t. Move.”

And the world drops out from under him.

No. No, no, no, she said she quit, it was over, she said they’d let her go, she said-

The door shuts. He twists so he can still see Quinn in his peripheral. Sheila’s face is a blank mask-no tears, no joy, no nothing. Just quiet determination and he doesn’t understand, she said…

“Mom?” The word feels thick and wrong in his mouth, but maybe…maybe she’s brainwashed or hypnotized or something, maybe she doesn’t…isn’t…

“Sorry, kid.” The words are harsh but her tone isn’t. Quinn giggles in the background but she sounds so far away and Sheila’s still pressing a gun against him. “It was you or me, and, well…it had to be you.”

What?

“Aww, come to mama, baby!” Quinn giggles again before straightening up and scowling. “Now.”

His feet drag him forward, sneakers scuffing against the white carpet an’ Heaven’s s’posed ta be white, innit, so why does this feel like Hell and what’s going on she said she said-

For once horrible, desperate second, he wants Bruce. Bruce wouldn’t…yeah, he’d thought, at first, that he’d left him but he knows that he didn’t, he really didn’t, he just…

Bruce wouldn’t have pulled a gun on him, he wouldn’t and God, if he’d just fucking talked to him-

“I did what you wanted, Quinn.” Sheila’s voice is so, so flat and is this all she wanted from the beginning? Is it? “Now call your man.”

Quinn doesn’t even look at her. She’s looking at Jason like she always did-like she’s torn between wanting to rip his head off and wanting to wrap him in a blanket and keep him.

This is his own goddamn fault, he just thought…just once, just once-

“Quinn!” Desperation now, and the gun wobbles against his hoodie as she steps out from behind him. “I did what you said! Call your man!”

Okay. Okay.

He forces himself to take a few deep breaths that taste like that last cigarette outside and says, voice as steady as he can make it, “Let her go, Harley. Leave her alone, I’ll. I’ll do what you want, just. Just let her go.”

“Aww, look at you!” Her pigtails sway and he finds himself oddly hypnotized by the movement. “I knew ya had to be Robin for a reason.”

Yeah. Yeah, he was Robin and that’s all he’ll ever be, the one that fucked up.

“Please, Harley.”

“Nyeh…” She adjusts her grip on the gun, finger dancing near the trigger, and looks down at her knuckles. “Eeny, meanie, miny, moe, catch a Batman by the toe. If he hollers, let ‘im go, eeny…meanie…miny…moe!”

He sees it before she does it, but there’s no time-he’s moved maybe half a centimeter before the gun goes off-

-and Sheila.

Falls.

His ears are ringing. They’re ringing and everything’s so white except her, all blonde and blue and so fucking red because Harley didn’t miss and if he’d been quicker, he should have been-

“Aww, don’t be sad!” Harley’s not alone, of course she’s not. He should have known from the start stupidstupidstupid. “Doncha know what happens to people who know too much?”

Her eyes are open. They’re open and they’re looking at him like this is his fault and it is if he hadn’t…

S’like Joker said, once.

“Good boys know how to lay down and DIE.”

“Mistah J had a spot for ya, baby.” Huh? “But you up an’ left us before it was time! So since it’s his birthday-” The fucker has no birthday he just appeared one day too evil for Hell. “-I thought I’d get my puddin’ somethin’-” She winks. “Real nice.”

And they’re on him.

Harley’s goons are dumb, but they’re also big and they manage to drag him down for a minute before he gets a knife out of his sleeve and drives it into the nearest jaw.

“Andre!” Yeah, Andre ain’t comin’ back from that any time soon. “I thought we taught you manners!”

He reclaims his knife and scrambles back up and okay okay maybe he can get outta this-

WHAM!

Lights out.

#Jason Todd #Sheila Haywood #Harley Quinn #you knew this was coming #oh Jason I'm so sorry honey #one day you can have nice things #but not today #Roots and Leaves

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What If

This story follows what if Dewey became spider-man in this universe

The Prologue ties in to this fan fic https://www.wattpad.com/story/148178722-reservation-for-four the only difference is right before Dewey fell into the shark tank, he got bit by the spider, and right before he went into glomgold’s library, he was trying to UN-stick himself from the walls. And they are 10 instead of 12 

Prologue:(takes place a week after the shadow war, and Della's disappearance is different in this universe). Dewey had an idea of what his powers were, he could stick to walls, spidey sense, and recently found out about his super strength during the shadow war. He thought of putting his skills to good use, he thought about his skill set and thought of being an underground wrestler. So after doing some research, he found a match where he could properly test his skills. He wanted to design a suit to remain anonymous, in case if the person he beats is a sore looser, and he doesn’t need him on the list of villains. So he got out a piece of paper and started, he knew the suit would be blue and black. But how to hide his face, so Dewey added a hood that couldn't fall back, some goggles,and a mask that only covers his mouth. After 2 hours, Dewey finished his suit design, And after 1 week, he finished the suit, Spider-man lenses put into goggle form, a mouth cover (really a bandanna), and the suit was a sky blue and black, the hard part was drawing the webbing and putting on both spider symbols, then the hood, Dewey looked in the mirror, he felt invincible, but more than usual.

The actual story:

Dewey was just at a funeral, it was for his uncle Donald. The police were busy chasing the man responsible for his death, but Dewey beat them to him, after a brutal fight, Dewey turned on a flashlight, he wanted to see the pain and fear that was in him, he wanted revenge. But then he realized that was the man he let past him after he robbed the wrestling match. It was Dewey’s Fault that Uncle Donald was dead

“GAH”

Dewey woke up, it was just a nightmare, and a memory. It was only 2 months since he got his powers, he managed to build web shooters, finally. This past month was crazy, they learned that Their parents died in a crash and Lena was back. Dewey realized that it was 9 o clock, so he decided to go outside, he put on his suit, loaded the web shooters, and he was off. Louie was up watching tv, it was nice and quiet, Until Webby came In”FINALLY”

“What”asked Louie

“I FINALLY FOUND MAGICAS AMULET”

“Oh”

“aren’t you thrilled”

“webby, that think nearly killed us all”

“Its Only one amulet”

Huey rushed in yelling,”GUYS, YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND”

Webby and Louie followed Huey into the Forrest to see a box with 3 amulets that looked like the one webby found.

“You jinxed it”, Said Louie

“I didn’t know this existed”Replied webby

:how did you find it anyway?”

“I saw a weird pile of dirt, so I decided to see what was under It and I found this”Said Huey

“we should take this to someone who can make sure this wont kill us, or at least can figure out what they do”

“how about gyro” said webby

Later in the lab

“so you want me to use my advanced equipment to analyze 3 objects you found in the Forrest,” asked Gyro

“Yep,” responded Louie

“Fine, i’ll have results by tomorrow”

Meanwhile Dewey was swinging around Duckburg, thinking

“how am i going to tell her, i want to but I can’t, and on top of that I have to be spider-man, Maybe if I first show her That I’m Spider-Man, then that will help, No, That would be too rushed, Why am I talking to myself while webbing up a bunch of robbers, never mind, I should just be honest, and if she says no, we can still be friends, RIGHT?, and if she doesn’t, well at least I’m spider-man, I mean i have a catchy theme song, spec-tac-ular spec-tac-ular DANG IT ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN, today Dewey, you are going to tell her how you feel, Its time to be a man, a spider-man,”But he also realized that today, webby was going to give a speech during the duckburg foundation day, and he missed it, so he probably should stay spider for 1 more hour.

After another hour, Dewey starts Heading Home 

Meanwhile Louie is recalling the past 2 months,”That party at glomgold’s, which ended in disaster, That moment with Lena, The truth about his parents, the shadow war, and now spider-man is a thing. This was all insane, and now Dewey keeps on going off for about 3-4 hours almost every day. I get that he’s Dewey, but this was all of a sudden”. Then the door opens and Dewey walks in,”where have you been” asked louie. “why does it matter”

“because you leave almost every day for 3 hours”

“I don’t question what you do on that phone”

“I thought i told you at the d-”

“after we found out what happened”

“Ok, i do go on my phone a lot”

“and I don’t ask what you do on that thing, for all i know you could be listening to the spider-man theme song (this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fapWxK7bDRU&list=PLEmWsjToJzcxsR255If_PLgjagXmRemas&index=12) 

“Ok, you proved your point”

Dewey walks downstairs, wondering how to talk to Webby, he has been thinking about this for 2 months now and he still couldn’t tell her, and he is spider-man, why is he so afraid, he has been through worse, like that time the sky pirates raided duckburg, he was able to stop them, but maybe it was that he was in a mask, no one knows who spider-man is, but right now, he is Dewy Duck, but at this point, he is so scared to tell webby how he feels, his spidey sense registers her as a threat. And now his spidey sense was going off. “Hi Dewey”,said Webby

“oh....uh..hi webby”

“are you ok?”

“I’m fine, why would you ask me that”

“well, you have been distant recently”

“why would you say that?”

“about a week after that party, you didn’t talk to me much, and when i talk to you, you leave early, and you missed my speech, come on”

“(that wasn’t me being awkward, it was me being spider-man)”thought Dewey

“Whats going on, just be honest”

“(You have to tell her sometime, you cant do this forever, I know)”

“just tell me”

“meet me in to Forrest tomorrow, at 5 o clock”

“Ok”

The Next Day

“I figured out what these things are”,Said Gyro,”observe” Gyro grabs a hammer and breaks the blue amulet

“WHAT THE”, screamed Webby

“Relax, i know what I’m Doing, look whats inside”

“Looks like an over sized Fruity Pebble” Said Louie

“Close, its actually what i like to call an infinity stone,” Said Gyro,” I came up with the name”

“Pretty sure someone beat you to it”Said Dewey

“That’s not the point”said gyro,” these stones hold the universe together AND  can control it, so basically its a scientific explanation for everything supernatural”

Huey, thrilled that there is a scientific explanation for magic, pulls out a pen and a notebook,”Go on”said Huey, 

“well” said gyro” after a lot of research, i concluded that there is 6 stones in total, space, time, soul, mind, power, and reality”Gyro breaks the 3 other amulets,” magicas amulet had the reality stone, which is weird because its red, but the amulet is purple, anyways, the green one, is the time stone, purple stone is the power stone, and the blue one is the space stone” 

When gyro mentioned the space stone, dewey felt a ting, but it wasn’t his spidey sense, it was as if he felt a connection with the stone

Gyro continued, and iv’e analyzed the stones, and found out that the stones are linked to certain people,specifically 4 of you (lena decided to tag along)

“what does that mean”asked Huey

“It means you can use the stone without an adapter, and not die, remember they control the universe, so they are very powerful”

“(if one of the stones is connected to me, why do i feel a connection with the space stone, i should technically have the power stone because i’m the only one with powers)” thought Dewey

After everyone left, he remembered that gyro did build an adapter to use the stones and not die, and louie wants to know what dewey does all the time, so he sneak in the lab, grabs the time stone, the adapter, and leaves.

“i just want to know”said louie

but since louie doesn’t know how to properly use an infinity stone, he rewinds to the moment when he was with lena (again, read this https://www.wattpad.com/613483635-reservation-for-four-epilogue) but louie just opened a window, and what he saw, he didn’t like what he saw, Lena deceived him, Louie walks out his room pushing past lena,” HEY”said Lena

“You know what you did 2 months ago”replied louie

Lena noticed that louie had the time stone in his hand, with the adapter on of course, and then she put 2 and 2 together, but louie was already gone

Meanwhile webby was in the forrest, waiting for dewey

“Webby”

webby turned around to see spider-man, but then he took off his mask

“DEWEY....you....are”

“spider-man, i know its crazy”

“When did you get powers’

“I think it was at the dance, which would explain a lot”

“So that’s why you are gone for most of the day”

“I guess”

“But that doesn’t explain why you are so nervous when you do talk to me”

“well..um.....its.......................because...........................i........................like................you”

“Really, thats why, how come you didn’t tell me sooner”

“well I wanted to for a while, but after that phase, then me being spider man- and have you tried telling your crush how you felt?”

“no because you told me first”

“wait-WHAT”

“i had a crush on you for a while now”

“So, do.......you.....want.....to, go out”

“of course, and you are spider ma-”

“SHHHHHH”

“oh, right”

at the lab

Dewey walks in, trying to figure out his connection with the space stone, so he focuses, and tries to connect to the stone, and it works, so Dewey tries to test out the stone, and he opened a portal to the forrest, and ho could go back, so he puts on the adapter on his wrist and places the stone on it, and he puts on his suit, and teleport-ed to the main part of the city. He loved it, This could Give him an advantage against his villains like doc ock, or Mark beaks in the “waddle” duck suit, or the sky pirates. This was amazing, so Dewey decides to show webby

“Are you sure about this”Asked Webby

“Please, i’m spider-Man, I think I can Handle this, I mean i could save a lot more people this way”

1 Week later 

Louie,” stupid lena, taking advantage of me, and dewey wont tell me what he is doing all day, Wait, what if i got myself powers, then, i can get a gf,and show lena who is boss, YES”

Louie spots a serum labeled

Category:bio enhancer

Formula: GRN-GBL 1.3

Louie loads the serum into the injector, but accidentally puts his hand on the power stone which causes a reaction with the serum and his body, louie reaches for a suit and steps on a glider

Louie duck was now the green goblin and he wants revenge

The serum changed his plan, now he wants to kill lena, and get rid of spider man, and FORCE dewey to tell him what he has been doing all this time

Dewey is sitting in webbys room, everyone was aware that webby and Dewey are a couple, they were playing a board game, but then his spidey sense was tingling”GET DOWN”The wall blows up, but it was for lena, not dewey, Louie flies in with an electric staff,”REMEMBER ME”

“louie”said lena,”what happened”

“you happened, i remember what you did that night”

“That was when i was working for magica, now i do care for you”

“LIAR”

Louie hits lena with the electric sticks

“look who didn’t get their beauty sleep” Said spider-man/dewey

“Iv’e been looking for you”

“who isn’t, and also why”

“there can only be one special one here”

“Come on, lets dance”

“later we can fight, now i have to talk to someone”

1 day later

Lena had serious injuries, but the doctor said she will be fine, Everyone was confused on who the goblin is, and why he looked so familiar. 

Dewey was sitting in his room, trying to figure out when goblin will strike next, that’s when Dewey's spidey sense was tingling, he was about to grab his suit, but Louie -goblin blew up the wall

“hey gobby, have you ever heard of a door”

“SHUT UP DEWEY, TELL ME, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THESE PAST FEW MONTHS”

“LOUIE”

“YES ITS ME NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION”

“I.....AM ......S”

Then out of nowhere, webby punches evil louie and he sees dewey use the web shooters, louie quickly puts 2 and 2 together and thinks of a plan

Later Spider-man was swinging around, then he sees goblin, he goes to confront his evil brother, after a long fight, goblin knows how to break him, he grabs webby from her hiding spot, and flies high up in the air, laughing of course, Dewey tries to use the space stone, but goblin was too fast for him, so he had to slingshot himself up there.

“Leave her out of this”Screamed Dewey

“Why, you are the one who has the glory, the girl, and no one is there to break you, and that’s where i come in”Said Louie

“What do you mean”

“I’m going to break you, by doing This”

Louie Dropped Webby, his friend, From the top of the money bin, Goblin was holding dewey back, so he used his webbing to grab her, but like in tasm 2, the momentum snapped her back. Webby was gone,

“NOOO”screamed dewey

Dewey immediately threw a punch, whit all of his strength, at louie, he was the evil triplet. 

Dewey Stood there crying at webby, all of the adventures, the relationship, was gone.

1 week later

It was only a week but everyone knew spider-man was gone.

Dewey couldn’t believe it, he lost his girlfriend, his best friend, his brother, his father, and his mother. At least that’s what he thought on the last one (this next part is going to parody the deleted tasm 2 ending)Dewey was standing by webbys grave, and Behind dewey, was Della Duck

“Dewey” Said Della

Dewey turned around

“I don’t want to frighten you”Said Della,”*sight*

Della starts to walk towards Dewey

“Stay there, stay right there, don’t move” said dewey

“But I’d like to tell you a few things if that’s alright, i know this is impossible to understand Dewy, i thought i knew what to say but i don’t, I don’t know what to say to you except I’m sorry, I’ts me, I’s me Dewey I’m Sorry”

“You’re not my mother”

“I am your mother Dewey, now why dont you just listen to-”

“My MoThEr Is DeAD”

“Dewey listen to me”

ShE’s DeAd, WHO ARE YOU!”

“I had to disappear and I’m sorry understand that I had disappear to keep you saf- to keep you safe Like wha-”

“WHAT SAY IT, SAY WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY, WHERE YOU BEEN, your dead”(Dewey's eyes start to fill with tears)

“I had to die to keep you alive, I had to disappear to keep you safe, listen listen to me, I had to disappear to keep my mistakes from catching up with you, I had to stay away to keep certain people from hurting you, do you understand What im saying, there was no other way to keep you safe, im so sorry”

Dewey runs into dellas arms, for the first time in his life, he gets to hug his mother. And then dewey starts crying. Dewey and Della Start walking, Talking, And that when dewey decided to ask

“why now, why’d you come back now?”

“Your father knew there would come a time in you life when you would need us more than anyone else, before he died, I promises that I’d be there for you no matter what, and that time came........I know what its like to lose everything you love, now we both speak for the dead, if you lose hope, the the glomgolds of the world really have won, then your father would have died for nothing, Webby would have died for nothing, I can’t come to terms with the world like that”

“I dont know........I dont Know how to go on without her”

“you don’t, take her with you,.....I’m not the same duck i used to be, i used to be arrogant enough to believe that it was my destiny to save people at one point, but after everything i did, to hide my work, only you and your brothers were able to find it, and i realize now maybe it wasn’t my destiny to save anything, its yours, with great power, comes great responsibility, i love you son”

Dewey went back to the mansion, Della said she will be there, now dewey was looking through photos of webby, then dewey decides to play webbys speech, The speech made dewey cry, he knew his destiny, his mother told him what it was, and he was going to fulfill it every day, until he dies,he looks down on his spider man lenses, its time, time for spider-man to return, the world needs dewey duck, nephew of scrooge mcduck, and he is spider man.

Meanwhile in duckberg, a person in a mechanical suit of armor is causing destruction, the police tried shooting at him, but he was loaded with machine guns.”I AM THE RHINO” Screamed the duck in the suit. That’s when an 8 year old duck in a spider-man cosplay suit walks out into the field. The officers stopped firing.

Officer,”kid you have to get-”

The rhino starts shooting at the officer to make him be quiet, but he missed the officer.

“LOOK DUCKBERG,”said the rhino,” SPIDER-MAN IS BACK”

the kid puts on the spider-man goggles and mouth cover (really just a piece of black cloth)

“brave boy huh, does the rhino scare you little boy”

The rhino starts walking closer, people are thinking that the boy is going to die, then THWIP..........THWIP. the rhino stops walking

“hey spider-man” said dewey

The boy turned around, he lifted the lenses off

“I knew you would come back”

“yeah, thanks for stepping up for me, you're the bravest kid I've ever seen, Im gonna take care of this jerk you go take care of your mom, okay”

Dewey fist bumps the kid, then the kid walks off

“YOU FIGHT ME,”Sid the rhino,” YOU FIGHT ME NOW”

“ON BEHALF OF THE FINE PEOPLE OF DUCKBERG AN REAL RHINOS EVERYWHERE, I DEMAND THAT YOU PUT YOUR MECHANIZED PAWS IN THE AIR”

Then the sinister six forms, Goblin, doc ock, waddle duck, the captain of the sky pirates, and glomgold in his own suit of armor, and there was the rhino.

“NEVER” they screamed,” WE WILL CRUSH YOU, WE WILL DESTROY YOU”

“YOU WANT ME TO COME DOWN THERE SO YOU ALL CAN KILL ME”

“YES” screamed the sinister six

“ILL BE RIGHT THERE”said dewey,”there’s no place like home”

The rhino launches 2 missiles at spider-man, but he uses the space stone to shield him, Then he jumps using a sewer lid as a shield, and hits the rhino with the sewer lid, this is where the tasm 2 film ended, but the story is not over, after knocking down the rhino, he knocks out beaks and glomgold, ties up doc ock, and webs up the sky pirates captain, and now, it was only him, and his brother, louie. And from a distance, della was watching her son fight his brother

“I thought i broke you”said louie

“you did, but I had some encouragement from mom” The two fight for a little bit

“No, she.....is ......dead”

“she is alive”

“LIAR, LYING IS WHAT GOT ME I  THIS MESS, SO STOP IT”

That’s when louie sits there crying, he did all of this, hurt lena, kill webby, all for what, and that’s when dewey injected him with the goblin cure, louie looked normal again. But he wasn’t the same.

Louie sat in his jail cell, angry, he was definitely not getting any inheritance from scrooge. Then he received a letter, louie pulled out the note

dear Louie

Its me, Della, im alive, your father isn’t sadly, i saw your fight  with your brother, and i heard the things you did this past week, im sorry i wasn’t there for you, i wanted to keep you safe. But evil still found a way into our family, it breaks my heart knowing you ended someones life, just because of something that happened in the past

                                  im sorry

                                               Della.D

Louie was angry, and full of regret, out of sadness, he punched a wall, a bit of the goblin serum was left in him. then he sat there crying.

Meanwhile at the mansion scrooge asked dewey where he was.”I was catching up with someone,”replied dewey, that’s when Della walked in. Della explained everything,and then Huey, scrooge, dewey went to hug Della. Meanwhile Lena sat in her room, she regretted having to do what she did she lost her best friend, and louie, she wants to go back in time and undo it all, but that’s not how life works. She went downstairs where dewey was going to make a confession.”The reason why i have disappeared is.......because im spider-man” everyone was shocked, but they were also proud of him, he saved a lot of people. Lena was standing there, she walked up to her room, dewey followed her.”you ok”asked the blue triplet.”No, it was my fault, i should have told louie-”

“that was then, this is now, we cant go back, believe me, im spider-man, but im still a kid”

“what do we do”

“we continue, dont let the past affect who you are now”

“thanks”

Dewey leaves, he knows he is spider-man and that was his destiny.

#tasm2 #ducktales #spiderman #spiderverse #debbigail #ducktalesspiderman