#NOOO IF UCKING

[snailpaste]

I just love the idea of Crocodile having an extravagant, eclectic office. Dark, gothic, antique, not enough to be clustered but tasteful. Hhnnuughhh

A high-domed ceiling with ornate carvings supported by marble pillars. Tall arched windows adorned with deep velvet drapes that reveal the lake and the inhabiting bananawani, the dimmed sunlight falling onto the polished floorboards and the accompanying Alabastan carpets.

Polished dark oak bookshelves stretching high up the walls, filled with leather-bound tomes and trinkets from his travels-- ancient marble busts, crystal vials filled with rare perfumes, a polished brass telescope sitting next to hand-annotated maps of the heavens, antique hourglasses filled with sand from each corner of the globe, and a bananawani statue from Lvneel.

Crocodile's desk lies in the very centre of the circular room, dark polished wood with secret compartments, long and sectioned into three parts that curve around his armchair. Stacks of organised papers lie on it, to be signed or read, and a sleeping transponder snail dozes at the edge. A neat row of fountain pens lies next to wax blocks and seal stamps. The seat itself is a green velvet with golden trimmings, tall and imposing.

Colourful Turkish mosaic lamps hanging in the back of the room, lighting up the collection of insects fossilised in amber. A hand-crafted gothic grandfather clock to its left, taller than Crocodile himself.

Just oooooooooooooooooh. Pretty...

#NOOO IF UCKING #DELETED THE FIRST ONE #have to repost so I can dig it up in times of inspiration #smh smh #snailpaste: thoughts #op:crocodile #sir crocodile

[imaginepostingonsideblogs]

WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELFFFF... <- named all of his ocs wrong

#entogram #NOOO IF UCKED UPPPPPP

[iknowshocker]

If damon would have actually left bonnie in season 6 and choose Elena would kai have saved her ?

oh anon, this is one of my TVD roman empires.

i'm a firm believer that yeah, kai was absolutely walking over to heal her himself. i swing between thinking a. that was always his plan and he never would have let her die for real and b. he decides halfway across the room that damon doesn't deserve the easy way out and he saves her to spite him. either way, he lost Jo tonight. he's not letting Bonnie go, too.

if i could rewrite it i'd do it something like this:

we'd get to hear the rest of his villain monologue and it would end with him crouching down beside her and being like "you really need better friends bonster - that could have been me if you weren't so easily manipulated"

she's glaring up at him, gasping for air: "f - uck .... o - ff"

and he'd laugh, bite his wrist, and go "is that anyway to talk to the man about to save your life??? nooo, didn't think so" and while she's drinking and clinging to him he'd get that blood sharing rush and start babbling and in my perfect world that's the moment she learns about him helping on her birthday.

"i've done this before you know, without the - the weirdly intense blood thing, bon stop looking at me you're making me lightheaded close your eyes, thanks - yeah, anyway, i've done this before. can't believe i'm playing the hero after nuking the whole coven. the irony is not lost on me, lemme tell you - what? don't squint at me, why would i make that up? i saved you on your birthday bon-,"

and she'd rip away from him and go "jeremy saved me-,"

"jeremy ? hold on, thiS WHOLE TIME YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OKay, okay sure he opened the garage door, but who do you think gave him the power to do it?"

bonnie stares up at him in horror, realizing that a witch being involved actually does make so much more sense. kai would lean in closer to her, she's probably still holding his hand so he's got the other braced by her head and she's too shocked to move away.

"i saved you, bonnie. me."

she's looking up at him, eyes frantically bouncing between his, and whispers: "but why?"

"i already told you," he'd sneer, "i felt bad. i regretted leaving you. you're the one who didn't listen. you're the one who didn't believe me. you trusted your stupid friends, and look what it got you. damon left. he picked elena. you gave up everything for him and-,"

"stop," she'd say, trying to get away. but he'd grab her chin and make her look at him.

"they don't care about you, bonnie. you're just a magical help button to them. they call you because they know you won't say no. and you know the worst part about all this? the part i hope keeps you up at night?" he'd lean in even closer, whispering in her ear: "i would have picked you."

and then he'd leave. straight vanish at vamp speed into the night. and bonnie's laying there, in the wreckage of the wedding, all alone.

she cry's.

it makes no sense...and yet it makes perfect sense. damon lies as much as kai. damon is selfish. of course he'd pick elena. shit, bonnie would probably pick elena. what does that say about her? how has she let them convince her she's not worth picking? no, enough. that ends right now. she'd pull herself together, and she'd start walking home.

she'd go straight to the salvatore house. the doors open so she walks in. everyone is there, regrouping and crying and sitting quietly in shock. no one is looking for her. what did damon even tell them, when he came back without her? why did no one come back for her body?

caroline sees her first. she stands on shaky legs, staring at her wide eyed. "oh my god, bonnie? how - damon said you - he said that kai-,"

ah, so he blamed it on kai. funny, he seems to be doing that an awful lot lately.

"he lied," bonnie says. "he does that. damon. he lies."

caroline would run to her, breathlessly laughing, but bonnie doesn't return the hug.

"stefan!" caroline yells. "stefan, come here!"

he comes vamping in, sees the look in bonnie's eyes, and goes perfectly still. there's a phone in his hand, and quietly he says: "damon, i think i know why elena's not waking up. i'm gonna call you back in a minute."

from there i want them all realizing that bonnie has to be protected from damon. in this situation he's gone full rouge and he's proved he's willing to kill bonnie to get elena back. i don't think there's a world where they go back to prison world status besties after that.

kai, of course, is probably still lurking in town. maybe he went back to portland for a bit but he always comes back...he just can't leave bonnie alone.

#kai parker #bonkai #the vampire diaries #tvdu #anon ask

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

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#Asaego Xiliti #Fenrir Cebrus #Fenris Cebrus

[navysealt4t]

al. alphonze :( nooo get up get up :(

"Jay- jay whats wrong with him?"

"tell me what's wrong and ill fix it jay" FUCK MEEEW EXPLODES DEIES FUCKKF UCKING AKJFGHAKGBBWHF GILION

#jrwilb

[pilotheather]

ok liveblog ok im watching on my work laptop bc persy is BUGGERED so no screenshots but broooo

im going to VOMIT OH M Y GODDDDDD

FUCK OFFF WHONIVERSE STOP IT. I DONT EVEN WANT THE WHONIVERSE BUT

THIS IS VOMIT INDUCING WHY IS HE GREENSCREENED INTO SPACE YOURE SICK GET THAT WHITE BOY BACK IN THE BOX

THIS IS SO DRAMATIC AND FOR WHATTTHI DONNA HI BABYGIRL HIII KISS KISS I

why am i actually welling up this is so cringe shut up IM

MURRAY GOULD YOU FUCKING RUBBED YOUR PUSSY STINK INTO THIS OPENIONG AND FOR WHAT ITS SOOO GOOD KILL MYSELF KILL MYSELF KILL MYSELF NO

my wonderful little etsy girl hi rose youre so adorbies i

HEY BRO WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HELP

DONNA IM GOING TO FUCKING VOMIT

GRANDADDDDD NOOO STOP IM GOING BERNARD CRIBBINS 😢IM HAVING A MENTY

HELP HELP SHE JUST FUCKING KICKED HIS ASSSSSS HELP IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND SKINNY MAN . GET HIMDDONNA GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM

DONNAAAAA 😭she gave it all away?

why does that woman look so familiar im sure ive seen so many

donna is so real unemployed girl realness good for her

and she said trans rights

OK AGAIN WHO IS THIS WOMAN WHY IS SHE SO FAMILIAR. SHIRLEY. LIKE WHY IS SHE SO FAMILIAR

i feel like some of the side characters acting is wooden i can never tell if its just me or what like is it just me i feel like its david being the doctor and then random ppl like this woman whos just reading her lines out BUT sometimes i get this and i feel like its just me being autistic do yoi know what i mean like im just missing some flow bc hald the time other ppl dont pick up on it AM I . IS THAT STUPID

WHY IS THE BUDGET SO FUCKING FAT

BRO UM...

GIRL . I NEED YOU TO GET OUT OF THERE

SHIRLS. MA'AM.

rose dearest poppet- AWWWW HER LITTLE SHED IS SO DARLINGGGGGGGG

IM SORRY I HATE BEEP THE MEEPS DESIGN

I SAID IT I STAND BY IT

IM VOMITING

donna is such a good mam too i think im going to wee myself 😭. she said this CYCLEEE WILL BE BROKENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SYLVIA NOBLE FOR ALL YOUR FLAWS THE FUCKING "YOUUUUUUUU" SHE PUT HER WHOLE FUCKING CUNT INTO THAT

GET OFF ME YOU SPACE RAT

DONNA YOURE MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF...

STUART IS SO REAL

CAN WE KEEP STUART AROUND

WE COULD SELL MAD PADDINGTON FOR A MILLION QUID

VOMIT

EVERYTHING SHE SAID IS SO FUNNY

"i loved that man" WHY IS HE SO FUCKI-

HE'S NOT DEAD

IM SORRY SHES MAKING ME FUCKING LOSE IT I CANT FUCKING COPE HER

"Right i know her"

OK SHUT UP ITS CUTE I'LL KILL MYSELF IN FROTN OF EVERYONE

DOCTOR GENDER CONFIRMED PRONOUNS 😭?

"this lot are on my side"

NOT THE HOUSE BRO

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTTTTINGGG

BEEP THE MEEP

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UCKING SHIELD THING SIR HOW DID YOU DO THAT

COME ON THE MEEP

HER FUCKING HOUSE DOCTOR HEY DOCTOR

THANK YOU BOB THE BUILDER.

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER FUCKING HOUSE

WE ARE BREAKING IN

SIR

what the fuck are they feeding murray gould like sir this shit is bonkers yo

WHATARE THEY PUTTING IN THE FUCKING

seeing him drive feels fucking insane sir ?

YEAH AND NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING DICKHEAD

CORNIEST MAN EVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE

MEEEP

MEEP THE BEEEP YOU ARE ON FUCKING TRIAL

THEIR FUCKING VOICE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF WHYS THAT MAKING ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE

well now but meep is but a gender neutral girl . decapitating someone is just-

MIRIAM MARGOYLES WOMAN

FUKCING HELL SERGEANT NOOOOOOO MY FUCKING BUG BOYS GET THAT FUCKING SHIT UP

DONNA FUCK THAT FUCKING RAT UP

HER INTUIITTTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE WOMAN KNOWS SHE KNEWWWWW

HELP

HE FELL LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES

HELP HELP HELP THE WAY THEYRE ALL JUST LOOKING AT HIM FUCK ME

IM JUST PASSING BY ALRIGHT

YOU ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HIM

right ok no no stop im going to fucking sobbing donna babygirl im going to fucking sob my HEART OUTTTTTT WHY- WHY DO THEY KEEP MENTIONING TH.....

ok im going to fucking lose it- the sort of thing you would do um

um um

hail to the meep or whatever lol

SHIRLEY you kind of ate that ....

FUCKING HELL IM GOING TO LOSE IT AT HER SOUPED UP WHEELCHAIR HEY DONNA

DONNA SAID FUCK THIS- THE DOCTOR FUCK THISSSS SHE KNOWSSSS STUART BESTIE BOYYY

TH

WHAT IS

WHAT IS THIS

OH MY FGOD HIS SKANKY LITTLE WAISTCOATTT AWWWW WOARW

i love it its been deadlocke di love it when shes deadlocked like fuck no my overpowered plot advancerer hasb-

THE WAY SHES LOOKING AT HIMM BROOO OK YESSSS YESS EYSS GIRLL LETS DO THISSS YESSSSSSS

ACTIVATE THE DAGGER DRIVE

BRO THE TECHNO BABBLE REALNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THEYRE MELTING LONDON. SHAME. AH WELL. THERE'S OTHER CITIES. i think

i think

i think

oh my god is he going to wake her up

oh my god babygirl reunited no stop fuck me fuck off she

SHE

DONT SAY OKAY HEY GIRLY POPS

FUCK ME FUCKING HELLL

THATS RIGHT- CLSSSIC FUCKING DAVID TENANNT SCREAM BITCH CAN YOU QUIT HAVING A MENTY FUCKING B-

WHY DID SHE JUST REGENERATE

HI

TH

THAT FRINGE FUCKING FLICK- I GAVE AWAY MY MONEY SHES GOING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY MINDDDDDDDDD TECHNOBABBLEEE THIS BITCHHH

OK YESSS YES YESS SAY FUCKING WHATEVER #GIRL JUST SAY BULLSHIT WE CAN SAVE IT

GET UNMEEPED- HOW DID THE FUCKING GROUND JUST SEAL UP WHYS THAT MAKING ME CRACK UP

DONNA

IS SHE LIKE

HEY DONNA GET BACK UP GIRL

ok it does make me tear up though seeing them together like that- WHAT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHAT-R

ROSE?

NOT TO STEREOTYPE BUT LITERALLY EVERY TRANSGIRL I CAN- BNONBINARY IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

sorry im like

I feel a genuine sense of dread because this is going to be mocked to high heaven all over the press but at least they fucking made a stand i guess its kinda difficult

but like im going to kind of fucking lose my mind i dont know i wasnt expecting that help its so unintentionally funny but also ..... ok its like camp as fuck. thats the thing. im actually usually completely not a fan of like- really, really upfront conversations of stuff like that in tv shows if that makes sense? but its like... at least with the current vibe in the uk im like fucking sure. yep. just say it with your chest if youre gonna do it why not. sure.

ITS A SHAME YOURE NOT A WOMAN ANY MORE

THEY SAID WE'RE WOMEN SO WE DGAF HELP FUNNY AS FUCKING HELL

THE HELL DO YOU MEAN CYBER DOG?

WE JUST FUCKING WALKING PAST CYBERDOG?

;LET HER SEE INSIDE

WHAT - IT LOOKS SO RETRYO INSIDE -

BUT NOT HIM DID HE JUST CALL HE-

OHHH FUCKING HELL

OK HERES MY HOT TAKE IM NOT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE CHROME INTERIOR- OK NEVERMIND ITS GOT FUCKING DISCO LIGHTS HE GOT HIS FUCKING LED STRIPS OF AMAZON

with cold milk sorry am i being stupid or-

did she just DONNA

IM KIND OF LOSING MY MIND

AND IS DOCTOR WHO CONFIDENTIAL BACK???? YESSS YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS WINNER WINNERRRRRRR

#Egg.txt

[comolqflor]

I think???? I fucked up??????? BC my friend isn’t responding ???????

#I didn't he a r #her on the other side before I hanged up and my mom wanted me to do dishes and yelling so I did and I came b a c k she sounded upset nooo #i.e. a n t to di e #s h e hate s me I hate this feeling OMF g #I feel like c r YING I didn't want her to think I was avoiding her omfgggg #just stab m e pls f uck #I'm overthinking AG ain but fuck I don't knoooooooow #pls don't hate me I'm s Orr ry

[rockfact]

fuck it liveblogging tpoh but putting it in one post so its not annoying (pls read tpoh before reading this post its got so many spoilers) also this is rlly long (http://jolleycomics.com/TPoH/The%20Hook/1)

anyway wow rgb rlly didnt like hero in the beginning eh?

OOOH THIS IS WHERE THE BUTTERFLY COMES FROM I FORGOT IT WAS THIS EARLY

god i love the worldbuilding in this beginning bit like ofc theres lies and doubts and fears like sure!! why not!!! this guys got a tv head!

oh dude rgb dead<3

MADRAS MY BELOVED

"cover ur vents" dude he IS a tv eh. well i know that she takes apart his wiring later but LMAO

rgb hates water<3 i would too if i was a tv. my sona is a tv but has water IN them so... yknow

TOby MY BELOVED HELLOOO

oh yeah the ferrys gone innit

sorry she did what to u TOby??? WHAT???

DIAL HI HI HI HI HI DIAL IL LOVE YOU

i forgot rgb is British. gay little guy who says cheerio and telly

bro her fucking dreams got in his vents oh no

YOOO HIS SUIT CHANGED COLOR AFTER GLITCHING i love this fucking comic

dude she killed that idea OH hi the moth butterfly is back

oh nooo the doubts r here and shes crying nnonoooo

GOD GET HER tHE DOUBTS R GONNA EAT HER ALIVE DAMMIT

OHF UCK THE FEARS ARE BACK AND OH FUCK A GRIEF TOO?!??? FUCK

oh bro the grief fuckin cried on him oh noooo wait isn't this when he goes negative. i think soYEAH IT IS !!! NEGATIVE MY CONFUSING BELOVED

get those fears asses negative wooo !!!! also bye the grief ^_^

oh yeah gotta take him to the tree since he's out of order eh

ASSOK ASSOK ASSOK

oh rgbs outfit changed again. does that when he glitches it seems:) i love it

hero pls just listen to him

assok i LOVE YOUUUU

THE FUCKING TREE MELTED CANT HAVE SHIT IN [whatever this place is called i don't remember rn]

aaand down they go!

OGHHGHH THE IDEA DIAL TOby AND MADRAS ALL SEEING THE TREEEEE YEAHHHHHH

YES THE BIRD I LOVE THE BIRD !!!!

AND MELODY TOO I LOVE THEM BOTH THEYRE GAY <3

poor TOby :(

the fuckin.. god i love this comic. the metaphors for trauma and shit i eat it UP

rgb i love ur puns but please shut up /j

DID SOME FUCKIN SCISSORS COME IN HERE AND CUT OUT THE WIVES ??? WHAT THE FUCK<3 LOOKS COOL AF BUT DIE. WHY ohhh that's why we see them later and they're all wet n shit. the ocean ate them

AWE HERO ILY bye you stinkin butterfly get outta here !!!

OHH I FORGOT HOW COOL THE HEARING IN THE DARK BIT IS !

YES THE MARKET I LOVE THE MARKET I LOVE THE FIGHT SCENE ...

HIS SUIT CHANGD AGAIN CUZ OF THE DIMMING OF HIS BRIGHTNESS I LOVE THIS LORE !!!! ITS SO COOL

wait dial don't u dare throw TOby into the abyss i stg. die dial

oh they rlly are cousins huh. sayin the same thing.. also dial die i hate ur gay little headNNNOOOOOOOO HE DROPPED TOby FUCK YOU DIAL

nooo this is making me sad abt the characters i make and then forget :( i don't want them to be forgotten

CELL ILY

DUDE SHES IRONING HIS FUCKING ARM

god i love hero sm

LMAO RGB GETS HORSESHOES <3

i love the explanations of characters getting outlines n stuff. this is so cooooool

oh goodnight to the market. hi dial fuck you OPH HERES THE WIVES !!

oguh the one sided convo ... spooky

mmmmm don't dream around rgb or no good!! bad !!!! love the bits of lore tho. fuck yeah

oh and his clothes changed again i think! nice!!! i love the suit he's wearing in the recent ones.. really my style

WAHHH HERO LEAVING ASSOK BECAUSE ASSOK WANTS IT.. IM FUCKING. I LOVE HERO SO MUCHHHHHH THEYRE SO NICE... i love this story

this story legit be changing the way i look at other stories . mmm solid outlines my beloved

the fact rgb can just turn up his volume to scream louder<3

AH OFUCK THE DUDES GOT A GUN EH oh yeah his names click. i wonder how many names i can steal from this comic

god rgb so smart :)

click my beloved antagonist

HE JKUST SHOT RGB WHAT THE FUCK. SHOT HIM W REDACTED TOO?::?W AHT THE FUCK CLICK

god i love this bit. hero can shoot him or not. he's muted he cant defend himself. its so good oh my god. rgb accepts it too.. he takes his hat off expecting to die oh my god. i love this bit SO MUCHH

the fuckin.. "what do heroes do to monsters?" "SAVE THEM!" LIKE YEAH HERO I LOV EYOU

n then rgb is banned (rightly but how do they get assok back??) and hero becomes his keeper i love this. i fucking love all the chapters in the market

"did you ever forgive me?" "did you want me to?" "...no" "oh, well, that's too bad" HELLO? WHAT!

ogoh and clicks eye(??) falling into the market.... checkovs gun innit

madras lore yesss

all my homies love the world of make believe :)

ah fuck the trees are gone oh this is fuck

I KNEW SHE GAVE HER FINGERS TRAIN

oooh so rgb was a writer? or a comic artist or something???????? cooool

LMAO NICE TIMING LOSERS

!!! CANDLE RABBIT

idea loose in the market!!

AH FUCK CLICK IS BACK :I KNEW IT

the idea is a fish now! cool. good on it. love this idea

oh TOby finally hit the bottom huh?

this rabbit is so confusing wtf

3 suns????????? rabbit cmon man you put us way too forward wtf!!

ah yeah rgb is broken eh? getting close to the end

SHE FOUND ANOTHER BIT OF THE FUCKING SUN? R U KIDDING ME

MELODYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also lmao julienne melted cuz shes cotton candy :(

LMAO HERO IS MELTING HELP

i love how hero goes from obviously human to ?? that could be a monster!

madras time

fuckers turned off rgbs body cant have shit in make believe

MADRAS NO WHAT DONT LEAVE:(

and they step back!

elastic valley my beloved

i love these pigs sm

hi tg

"because he's *trying*" hero id fuckign die for you

AAAAAAAAAAAND I'm caught up! post time. sorry if u read all of this i have an illness and its called sharing my feelings all the time

#this is so long im so sorry oih my godddd #DONT READ IT IF U HAVENT READ TPOH I STG !!!!! PLS READ TPOH #hold on gonna add a link at the top

[pogasm]

GIVE JUGHEAD HIS BRANIE BAVJ WHAT THE FUCK WYNATBTHE FIC WHAT THE F UCK NOOO

#riverdale brainrot

[alchemist-shizun]

Roman and Remus as stuff my cousins, sister and I said + a bonus

Had a day at my cousin's pool and let me tell ya, when they keep us together for more than ten minutes it's absolute chaos. Here's a bit of it for you:

Roman: *is lying on the floor*

Remus: *sits on Roman's back*

Roman: Get off.

Remus: Say the magic word.

Roman: Go fuck yourself?

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Remus: You smell like our dog Bonnie.

Roman: I smell like Bonnie?

Remus: Yes.

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Roman: *Looks around everywhere in Roman's room commenting everything and doesn't stop until he randomly storms out of the room*

Roman: *stops self from cussing at him*

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Remus: Your jokes suck because you wear a necklace on your neck.

Roman: Where do you wear your necklace, on your butt?

Remus: NO, ON MY EARS.

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Roman: Why is this bunny- No this is a mouse, buh I don't understand anything.

Remus: *sarcastic* Can you believe that?

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Remus: *reads a poem written by Logan*

Remus: What, did ya write this?

Roman: No.

Remus: I'll go ask Logan *walks away*

Roman: *quietly* Yeah go fuck yoursel-

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Roman: Hey look what my bro has done. *shows three long scratches on arm*

Patton: Oh my goodness he's a walking hazard.

Remus: Hey you made me bleed out too!

Roman: At least he's cut his nails now.

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Roman: Did you get your floaties?

Remus: No, I won't wear them.

Roman: Drown then.

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Remus: *trips over himself while trying to surpass Roman* Ouch.

Roman: "Ouch"? You're always in the way.

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Roman: I'm so sick of this broken nail.

Remus: And I'm sick of you, so we're even.

Also a bonus:

Our little chaotic group just so happens to be made up of six cousins, so have the sides as stuff that happened between us (mostly when in the pool).

*while playing Uno*

Remus: *puts a +2 card*

Virgil: *puts down a +2 too*

Remus: *puts another +2 with a smirk*

Virgil: *doesn't even flinch and puts yet ANOTHER +2*

Remus: Are you fucking kidding me you're a monster. *picks up eight cards*

(Virgil wins every time they play too, one round they all had one card in hand, they lost their shit. Also he kept using +2/+4 cards.)

When Remus and Roman play, they put their cards like this:

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Pool time:

Remus and Logan are playing with a little ball and at some point they agree on throwing the ball at Roman's head for fun.

You can find Deceit and Remus every now and then sharing the pool float just floating and talking.

At some point Deceit lets Roman and Patton on the pool float with him and Remus freaking THROWS THEM ALL OFF OF IT STRAIGHT IN THE WATER. Everybody's scared for their safety afterwards.

Virgil helps Roman getting on the little surfboard they have by stabilizing it because Roman just can't do it alone. (Fun fact, after floating with half his body on the surfboard, Virgil randomly fell back in the water. Three times. He started thinking there was some kind of dark force against him.)

Patton absolutely loves diving and before he launches himself in the water he dances to the music. He's always being watched by either Logan or Deceit.

Remus, Logan and Roman take turns in constantly bickering with each other.

Patton and Deceit are sitting on the pool float and Virgil started pulling them around for fun.

When Deceit and Virgil are both on the pool float they just,,, chill. It's nice.

Logan and Remus have a race (Logan wins) and afterwards also Roman and Virgil do (Virgil wins).

Roman can't stop tiring everyone out by saying his broken nail hurts.

Deceit and Remus are really chill together today what's going on.

Remus throws things at Patton when he dives in. Also Patton calls the others and asks them to watch him dive.

Virgil at some point is found zoning out, sitting on the stairs of the pool, with his arms linked to the stairs. Deceit asks what he was doing like that, he responds he honestly had no clue.

Roman splashes around so hard that he plugges up Virgil's ear with water.

Remus and Virgil silently agree on throwing Deceit off of the pool float where he was kinda sleeping, but Remus fails since Deceit notices him and keeps on staring at him. Virgil also fails his attempts.

Patton saying he'd like to get out of the water early but doesn't want to admit it was just because he was hungry.

After a bit Logan, Deceit and Remus follow, but Roman doesn't want to leave yet so he persuades Virgil to keep him company and push him around on the pool float while he relaxes. He succeeds because Virgil would feel bad for leaving him alone.

Virgil's hand skin gets so wrinkled it starts hurting and wonders what kind of malevolent deity was watching him and laughing.

After they were all out and dry, Virgil, Deceit and Remus play Kalooki 40/Fourty Flush (I have no idea how to translate this game in English pardon me), while Roman just watches since he doesn't know how to play.

Virgil wins again with three fucking jollies what the f uck.

Patton trips and falls on Remus's plastic cup and crushes it. Remus is like "NOOO IT'S DEAD oh no actually it's alive."

Remus, Roman and Deceit decide to play Uno while Virgil is chilling on Tumblr.

Where is Logan in all of this? Chilling in the background, scrolling on his phone, sitting on a little sun chair next to the music speakers.

Patton is making the most of his life feeding the goats not too far off from the pool and being excited because THERE'S GONNA BE DUCKS SOON!!

In the end they're all sitting on blankets on the grass, in the shade, waiting for dinner to make itself. Life is good.

(To help choose characters for this bonus part I assigned a side to every one of us so yeah it might not be super accurate but it's stupid and fun. HOPE YOU HAD FUN.)

#sanders sides #roman sanders #thomas sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #deceit sanders #remus sanders #ts roman #ts patton #ts logan #ts virgil #ts deceit #ts remus #remus the duke #swearing #sanders sides virgil #sanders sides roman #sanders sides patton #sanders sides logan #sanders sides deceit #sanders sides duke #sanders sides remus #prinxiety #moxiety #analogical #royality #logince #demus #logicality

[saccharinedanganimagines]

Kokichi’s S/O staring at Ouma after he lies about something and then later walking in singing “Why You Always Lying”.

Doing this early for the birthday boi! Have a rushed drawing in reference to this!

~ Mod Ouma

You two were looking at memes. 

Old, dead memes.

When a GIF of Nicholas Fraser dancing on a toilet appears.

“Pah. Anyone could get famous for anything these days.” Kokichi looks at his fingernails with disinterest.

You ask him if he could do better meme-wise.

“Of course and I have! I have a reaaaally famous Vine account that has like, a bazillion views on every video!” 

You look him dead in the eye as the GIF plays.

You stand off your chair amd prop you foot on the seat.

“... Why the fuck you lyinnnn’”

“Nooo!! I’m not lying!” Kokichi pouts.

“Why you always lyinnn”

“S/O I’m hurttt.” The gremlin tears up crocodile tears. 

“Mmm oh my god, stop f ucking l y i n’!” 

As you continue, Kokichi acts like a demon being bathed in holy water. 

“That... T-That meme is dead.”

He stumbles back dramatically, sweat trails down the side of his face. 

“N-No... Stop...!!”

He hurriedly gets up in the middle of his little act and retrieves a purple blanket from the closet.

You’re at the second chorus when he kneels on the ground, blanket draped across his shoulders.

“I’m mELTING!!!”

He slowly goes in circles, twisting the blanket onto the floor with him.

Until he’s nothing but a pool of purple, with only his face exposed.

“WAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAH!!”

Kokichi insists stays in the shame blanket for the next few hours as therapy.

“It’ll help me remedy my lyin’ ways!”

[aeroknot]

this video made me watch voltron and i express my gratitude with this caption:

dangit, GOD, AHHHH,, awShiIT, nononononono no-no-no-no- BITCH, SHIT, NO!!! DAMMIT, FUCKING GOD?! FUCK! Stupid! GOd damn-it; com’OOON-- man! FUCK (oh) FUCK - ING (poƃ) FUCK (ooou) WHAT?! Good? noooo fuckkinkkeh~h~ whatｅｖｅｒ ．．ＯＨ．．．(no), FuUUUuuuCK,(no), FUCK, STUPID,,, No. No. No. Nooo. AW,WW Ẃ҉H̶̸̕À̵͞?!̴̷͘!́–͏̷̡ ͠҉҉W̸̢͞H͞A̧̡̛T͟͝҉ T̀͢H̵̛U ̷̛F͝U͏A͘A̵͠͠Ḩ͡H̴̨ ｗｈａ－ａ－ａ－ａ－ａ－ａ－ａ－ａ－ａ－̳͕̬̗ａ͖̹̦̪̥̖͖－̻̤̤̮̝ａ̞̪̝̣̰ͅｈ̗ｈ͈̬ｔ͙̘̘͚̲̞̝̖？̠̦͖͈ ͇̬̩̖F̘̱̬̲̗̦O̳͚̟̞͍R̠͈̻̯̼ ͔͉͉͈̣͖F̼̻̖̼̖̬̝ͅU̹̺̥͙̩̹͈̲̗C̗͓̖K͖̭̞̘͍’͎̘̳̟͉̬S͚̰̠͙̞ ̻̞̘̭͍͖̲̦̱S̲̪̟̙A͕͎̪K͖͔E̜̱!̮̹̤̝̜̘͙!̹̖̱͇͕̭̗͙ fuck-ingcomeON! no, No, NO-- don't fucking jump at me, you piece'a shit!!! I'll fuckin stab your parents!!!!

#voltron #voltron shitpost #game grumps #anime humor #voltron humor #let's bring this back lmao #my crowning achievement

[misnomera]

Oh fuck. Oh fuck fuckf uck fuck shit shit shut shdhdhsvhdjdudhdj NOOO WHATS HAPPENING

#taz #personal

[gayspock]

dont rb, dont rply

i think whats just really fucking RAZZING me the fuck up is  me jsut being fcking stupid enoght o think i have friends over and over again when im o so fucking dense like when will if uckign just get it through my thick fucking  Skull that nooo o nononono psodfmsdf NOOO!!! stupid stupid fucking bitch GOD am i a stupid stupid fucking bitch when its so so fucking ppl Really think youre nothing but a stupid fucking j oke and can u BLAME them when theyre right the sAD TRUTH is no no noo no ones ever gonn a fuckigng. SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT  COR BLIMEY MY GO  D i dont knwo why i fuckign thin  k people c are i dont know why if ucking have to delude my self, like it gona make anything fucking be tt er, it doesnt  i jsut fucking wish i’d swlalow som e fucking truth for once and i dont know maybe fucking  shoto myself in the damn skull because i feeeeeel siiiicccccckk and i want to vomit my fucking intestines out and Slam my got damn head ina f ucking car door until the blood stops, babey, becasue god fucking knows thats the only way to get my annoyin aass to shut the F UCK up 

#egg.txt #sowrry last post

[seorikkun]

since nobody will fucking listen to me ever i get to just dump all my stupid feelings here ! because im a fucking idiot and i need to shut my stupid idiot mouth !!

i have been thinking for days and days and days about how mw led me the FUCK on!! he KNEW about how i felt and he KNEW how she felt about me and he KNEW she had done all that other shit to me already and then he went out of his fucking way to invite me to his house with someone else over and then invite me to his FUCKING bedroom to play a game just the two of us and as im sitting there he fucking wraps his fucking arms around me and is making me feel like theres fucking SOMETHING when there’s nothing and if i enjoy it he’ll use it against me but he knwos that this is what i always fucking wanted from him so he KNOWS that he can act like i enjoyed it even if i didn’t know what to think and i just panicked and didnt react at all and that’s not even TALKING about the time he had me over again, it might have even been the same damn time, and he wanted to play some video game and i said sure and i didnt know how to play said game and so he said he’d teach me and i expected verbal instructions but that fucking ass!!! that fucking horrible god damn man!!!!! mw just fucking WRAPS his arms again like a fucking SHIT and his hands are on my hands and hes moving my hands to push t he fucking buttons and move the  fucking controls and im sitting there about to fucking scream because how do i  react to this?!??? either way hes gonna twist it and shes gonna twist it and im going to end up ggetting more berated than  i t hought possible but NOOO its all my fucking fault isnt it??!? i told him to do it i let him do it i let him do what he wanted so it was  all my fault cause i didnt tell him not to but yknow i didnt tell him to d o it and  he knew that he shouldnt have and he knew i  wasnt goingt o  say no  because i  was so afraid of him anyway  because hef ucking forced me to apologize just for  existing in the same damn space as him and honestly he can fucking choke for all i  care even thinkinga bout him makes me SICK to my god damn stomach but yknwo !!! its all my fucking fault isnt it !!!!

#do//nt re//b//log this please

[mieczyhale]

a messy rambling reaction post to “the night before christmas”, a fic written by @penguinsandpanthers as a present for me

under the cut because its A Lot lmao

i know i made a post about this the night i read it but it’s gotta be part of the official review because it genuinely made me wanna laugh really hard ;lsdflk;s also i gotta note now (as i probably will several times) colleen is INCREDIBLE at getting me right. like she always has been but it’s just gotten progressively better to the point that im like “idk how u know that’s what i’d do/say but you’re absolutely right” and if we weren’t besties i’d be t errified 

OKAY. SO. and ya there’s gonna be screencaps here and there bc i can 

*I LOVE LOVELOVELVOE THE BAR CONCEPT!! IDK WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT WASN’T TH AT BUT IM SO GLAD IT WAS ;LSDFJLK *the inclusion of my limitations and stuff made me really happy and added a lot to the everpresent realness *Sam...is a dick *the appearance of Cas was !!!!!!!!

*im already in love with him but this shit right here made it wORSE LKSDJLKFLK AHHHHH *THE FACT THAT I MOVED THERE FOR THE LEGALIZED WEED. REAL TALK. ICONIC.  *catch me crying about the level of identity respect up in this chilis tonight *cas is so sweet im gllksdflkjksddlksd *everytime you describe my outfits in fics it’s always sO ON POINT. LIKE?? I JUST WORE THAT SAME SHIT A FEW DAYS AGO 

*my commentary on heterosexuals always makes my fuckin life

*;sdkf;slksdf idk if i wanna say it took only four pages or a whole four pages for me to be a got damn perv *when sam took colleen home my first thought was YAS GIRL GET IT. y’all really need to get together uhhh soon alwaysk bitch *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BIIIIITCH I WAS LIKE “SHE ISNT...SHE DIDNT..” BUT SHE DID AHH *me getting stuck in the fucking snow really would be how i’d get into danger ffs *WHY ARE CREATURES ALWAYS SO FUCKING CREEPY HOLY SHIT LIKE TURN IT DOWN??? UR MAKING IT REALLY OBVIOUS AND IF I HAD A WEAPON I’D SHOOT U

*HE SHOWED UP TO SAVE THE DAY AND THE AMOUNT OF INTERNAL CHEERING U GH MY HERO  *HE’S SUCH A BADASS IM CRY *FUCK LAZARUS. FUCK HIM. HE COULD’VE JUST DROPPED ME BUT NOOO HE HAD TO SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST THE CAR WOW WAY TO BE FUCKIN EXTRA, JACKASS  *i love that i was concerned about smelling like lemon and garlic like... hashtag mood *the mental image of me in Sam’s clothes?? and like.. the whole safe and warm th ing?? made me actually feel safe and warm?? im love

*TBH *MY DUMB ASS JUST CASUALLY DROPPING SEXUAL HINTS ACCIDENTALLY. THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE DONE THAT.. *but i mean like.... tru *the rolling commentary on my mental state is honestly so on point like... the number of times i’ve started a sentence with “as much as i want to die...” *my dad?? a jackass?? o h n o w a y *MACE U STUBBORN BITCH STOP HARASSING YOUR SEXY BOSS OH MY GOD *motherfuckin nachos!!!!!! my reaction was honestly “o shit nachos?? fuck yeah bitch!” *SHAPESHIFTER. YOU MADE HIM A SHAPESHIFTER. IF YOU WERENT STRAIGHT I’D KISS YOU *HE CAN TURN INTO ANIMALS WHA TT WH FUCK LSDKJLDLKSLK *CAT!CAS GOT ME READY TO DIE *HE CAN TURN INTO PEOPLE O HMGOD THAT WOULD CREEP ME TF OUT?? I MEAN IT’S SO COOL BUT AHHHH *you..... gave him fangs... f a ngs... faa n gs.. fAngs?? faNGS f a n g s *i’m gonna cry

*OH *BOOD *SUPER FUCKING BOOD  *THE MOST ME OF ALL THE MES *some bitchass targeted rachel?? mY dean’s rachel?? if he hadn’t killed them i would’ve what the f UCK them bitches trippin

*YET ANOTHER BOOD *me, wanting to continue working in a supernaturally dangerous environment is honestly.... the realest thing ever  *aww you managed to fit in some angst for me. what an icon. what would i do without u honestly?? *my first reaction and defense was to get angry l;sdfdljlkjsf the accuracy j esus

*listen... l i s t e n....l i STEN.... god please  *”might as well keep drinking” MY LIFE MOTTO. YES.

*;LKLVJVDFJGFJG;LD

*THIS BITCH he’s lucky he’s cute  *”what’s the use of being snowed in with your hot boss if you didn’t do something you regret in the morning?” ICONIC  *the lead up into sexy times got me blushing for real i can FEEL my face turning red got damn *”do your worst.” YAAS U MASOCHISTIC BITCH. GET IT *PERMANENT. THAT’S A KINK *A SWORD *HE BROUGHT A SWORD INTO BED *C O L L E E N. MARRY M E.  *a sword at my throat je s su fckkin chri st p;isd;ofdsd;dsdl;f *GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE  *IM RE-READING IT FOR THIS AND IM NOT GONNA SCREENCAP ANY OF THIS BIT BC IT’S JUST S O MUCH (ALSO WHY IM NOT REACTING TO EVERYTHING IN THIS SCENE EVEN THO I ACTUALLY DID REACT TO E V E R Y T H I N G) BUT DEAR GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST SMUT YOU’VE WRITTEN FOR ME EVER. KINKS? ON POINT. EVERYTHING LITERALLY E V E ERY THING?? O N POINT *AND THE END OF THE FIC IS SO PLAYFUL AND CUTE I LOVE IT

I LOVED IT SO FUCKING MUCH YOU HETERO BITCH. I KNOW IT’S GONNA BE ONE I READ OVER AND OVER AGAIN (LIKE ALL YOUR TFW FICS TBH) THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER HOW AM I SO LUCKY TO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WRITES SUCH AMAZING SHIT AND THEN WRITES IT FOR ME W H A T HI I WOULD DIE FOR YOU . 

#maison speaks #and reacts to colleen's christmas present fic! #i tried to get out all my thoughts and reactions but if i reacted to everything i loved it wouldve been me commenting on every single line s #hey colleen