#Publix cookies

[bboisawesome]

If someone could just airdrop a Publix right next to my house? I’d appreciate it. :)

#I want these #but I don’t have Publix where I am #sad #Publix cookies

[glittter-vamp]

Okay but the cake we got for tonight is so cute 😭

Shoutout to my old coworker for hooking us up with this cute red velvet cake filled with bourbon vanilla cream 😋🖤

#and to think I was going to get a cookie cake from Publix LOL

[poppy-metal]

surviving off of pure coca cola rn

#poppy speaks #ate half a publix cookie n 2 cans of coke my meal for the day now i settle down for gen v

[orphudice]

publix workers are the nicest people on this earth actually

#at least in my publix #pne of the workers gave me a free cookie and another one cracked jokes w me and 🥺🥺🥺

[rayseverythought]

bout to risk it all for some publix cookies

#publix cookies r amazing going down #maybe the same coming up #sickness saga #thinks

[what-marsha-eats]

A nut-free version of

Publix Supermarkets' discontinued bakery favorite. Replace the cinnamon chips with chopped nuts to get closer to the Publix original.

#cookies #nut free cookies #cinnamon cookie #shortening #baking soda #baking powder #publix #cinnamon chips

[carnellm]

When did Publix start selling rainbow-sperm cookie cakes!?!?🤣 #IamStupid #NotSperm #Balloons #Misunderstanding #BoredAtTheGrocery #Pride #rainbowsperm #publix @publix @publix_memes #cookie (at Charleston, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp2tB3vLfW8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#iamstupid #notsperm #balloons #misunderstanding #boredatthegrocery #pride #rainbowsperm #publix #cookie

[boom33713]

not to be randomly talking about percy jackson but i’m randomly talking about percy jackson. do you think he has florida man vibes. do you think he has florida man vibes that combine with his new yorker vibes and creates the worst amalgamation of vibes you’ve ever seen. do you think people see him on the streets in the hottest ass weather you’ve ever felt with 60+% humidity and wearing a hoodie and jeans and they’re just like “wow your vibes are awful”.

#humidity probably has like. the opposite effect on him #and with his (somewhat) resistance to both sides of the temperature spectrum?? holy shit #i dont actually know what new york vibes are but i know for a fact percy probably emits florida vibes #he’d destroy your lifeforce and sanity bc another camper was like ‘lmao u wouldnt’ and he was like ‘bet’ #hurricane comes directly his way and you just see him on the street buying dunkin donuts munchkins or w/e theyre called #people hear about the shit he gets up to and are horrified every time #florida man headlines but they’re just ‘percy jackson’ #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo #hoo #but also you KNOW he would hate those publix cookies

[hannxx-r]

#cookie cake #yum #so good #tumblr #post #dessert #frosting #pop off #I took the top off #buzzed #Publix #south states know #Ahahaha

[dahfloofysmol]

HELLO. This is the official post for YouTube kids’ surprise party on the 27th of March. Any and all gimmick blogs welcomed!

Some roles we need are:

-DJ [real-pollo-campero]

-great DJ (as per requested 🤨) [spotify-kids-real]

-video jockey [buildabearfr]

-Someone to make the cake [forever21-official]

-Puncher server [big-mayo-official]

-Decorator [barns-and-noble-official]

-Party crasher(s) [officialtinder and youtubefr and actually-kroger]

-Corner Person [Pinterest, yahooo-official, reallytimhortons]

-Person who’s dealing with a crazy sugar high [firewaysubs and zotap]

-Emotional support [walmart and def-bjs-guys]

-Mom [Krista the art program and Canadian tire] AND dad friend

-Birthday person IS taken (obviously lol)

-Someone to bring snacks [incognito-mode-official]

-Ring Leader (person in charge of the games) [totally-official-yahoo]

-person who performs a special but confusing (and overly translated) version of happy birthday [google translate ]

-piñata [firehouse-subs-fr]

-setting off fireworks [google-news-official]

-here for the food and bringing tWO DOGS!!! OMG DOGS!!!!! [swearification-and-cursing]

-person currently trying tO EAT THE CAKE!! STOP THAT!!! [shakespeare-official-account]

- stopping the Cake Eater [wow-google-maps]

- putting spiders (?????) under the cake [true-blue-straya]

- the person that is every bisexuals awakening [it’s-target-official]

-pops in for the last 5 minutes with a card + a store bought cake [the-real-google]

- gay wine uncle [the-McDonald’s]

- creepy uncle (???) [rick-e-chedder-official]

-single rich aunt who disappears every night at specifically 8:00 pm [totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese]

-shapeshifts between wine aunt and vodka uncle, and the comic relief [the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

- bringing lights so we aren’t all dancing in the dark [real-vivaldi-browser]

- summoning Satan under the table with a bottle of whiskey and pancakes (??????????) [definitely-canada]

-person asking weirdly specific and absurd questions [actual-aspec-military]

-the COOLEST cousin [support-speaks]

-cousin who hangs out in the corner and looks like they know something you dont [the-official-publix]

-person who hits on everyone at the party even though they’re already dating 2 ppl [fr-winn-dixie]

-contributes Ziploc® bags [totally-scjohnson]

-bringing burritos [the-real-chipotle]

-YouTube's kids southern aunt who blesses everyone's hearts bc they think theyre dumb most of the time [i-bless-your-heart]

-middle school cousin who argues with anyone and everyone to look cool [wallyworld-the-unofficial]

-gives oil (?????????????) and branded pens as party favors [truly-jcjenson]

-the strange neighbor kid who talks to no one but sings the loudest and brings a weird yet tasteful gift [the-real-aperture-science]

-bringing Walmart sugar cookies [not-really-discord]

-guy bringing the Knives [wheatley-labs-official]

-joining in on the games [totally-official-yahoo]

-the disco ball [jollibee-real]

-that one uncle with lore of untold numbers of deaths involved, and that includes guns [partycityistotallyofficailguy]

And any other role I haven’t stated!! I’ll accept pretty much anything

In case what you pick is already chosen, tag your second option ;p

—>The biggest part of the surprise party is wishing YouTube kids a happy birthday, but in the most creative way possible. In the “ask me” works, but literally anywhere; on your blog or on a post from anywhere (that you know they’d be okay with a little shenanigans) works wonderfully.

->Also, saying happy birthday is awesome, but spicing it up would be more fun!!! Day Of Birth, One of Awakening, Oh Child of the 27th, and any other batshit way to say “happy birthday” would both be awesome and absolutely hilarious.

Again, invite any and all gimmick blogs, and feel free to let me know what you’d want to do! We attack on the 27th >:DD

ADDITIONAL NOTE: sometimes there will be more than one person in each role! I do actively encourage for people to come up with silly and niche roles if you think of one ;D

ON THE 24th I WILL NO LONGER TAKE ROLLS!!!! Spread the word please!

@barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @kfc-official @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @xgames-blog @cars-official @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @nasa @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @unfortunate-wattpad @firewaysubs @firefox-official @pinterest-real @spotify-kids-real @duothelingo @definitely-wikipedia @firehouse-subs-fr @google-2point0 @gimmick-thief

#BIRTHDAY PARTY #birth of party #party birth #YouTube kids is in for a treat #I’m not gonna like #IF I have time #IF #I will make a collaborative drawing of everyone and their roles #I think I will #but for now gotta focus on people claiming roles 👍👍 #March 27th #we have a good amount of time to do this >:D #LETS GO #//cackles in delight//

[wilbursoot-updates]

Review: In Tampa, Bleachers, Lovejoy, more expand cult followings at 97X NBT

Wilbur is mentioned in this article!

It’s a harsh reality to face, but even when you’re on your way to the top, it’s hard to convince peers and casual followers to check out your side projects and alternate passions. How many “Stranger Things” fans knew that Finn Wolfhard once fronted indie-rock quartet Calpurnia, or that Gaten Matarazzo portrayed Gavroche in "Les Miserables" on Broadway for a time?

Then you look into less mainstream figures with a cult following. You know, people like Wilbur Soot.

The 27-year-old Lovejoy frontman started as a YouTuber who heavily indulged in playing Minecraft. He put Lovejoy together in 2021, and did a debut U.S. tour—which skipped over Florida—earlier this year. But naturally, 97X—Tampa Bay’s largest alternative rock radio station—booked the boys to play a slot at its 22nd annual Next Big Thing, and surprisingly, on a bill that also included The Black Keys, Lovejoy’s presence was the talk of the entire day.

After NBT repeat offender MisterWives got through an uplifting, hour-long set (which opened with an onstage proposal), filled with lyrics of self-love and a keyboardist rocking a kilt, fans could see Wilbur Soot and company heading over from where the tour buses were parked backstage, and went crazy before any introductions could be made.

While MisterWives was onstage doing a final soundcheck before its set, Lovejoy took a few minutes to be interviewed by Radio Sam, and moments later, fans emptied a pretty good chunk of the bandshell, just to get an obstructed view of Soot hanging out on the balcony, waving to fans as if he were the King of England.

Once Lovejoy’s set finally rolled around at 5:15 p.m., the screams were so piercing that I thought we’d be unable to hear most of its set. Soot, wielding a white Fender Telecaster led the band into “Call Me What You Like.”

“This just in, Clearwater: I am a fucking dumbass,” Soot wailed, lamenting the paranoia that will linger for the rest of his life. But paranoia wasn’t a word in Soot’s vocabulary in terms of his experiences in Florida. He would compliment the glowing styrofoam “tubes” in the crowd, our warm-but-bearable December climate—compared to England’s weather conditions—and the mostly friendly interactions he has had with people while in town.

“I was in a Publix yesterday,” he recalled. Soot was in the process of retrieving a sugar cookie, when the bakery employee behind the counter flat-out told him that his British accent was weird.

“I was just like ‘sorry!’” he giggled. He’d lightly punch himself in the face during “Concrete,” keyboardist Alan Osmundson would switch to trumpet on a handful of tracks (“Sex Sells”), and “Portrait of a Blank Slate” made a smooth segue into set closer “The Fall.”

#lovejoy #wilbur soot #road to 100 tour #articles #next big thing

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

Request: heyyyyy can we get a short lil page or story of Janelle’s pregnancy cravings pls🤍🤍🤍

4 a.m cravings

thank you @romansnumberonegirl for requesting this 🫶🏽

for the sake of this story Publix opens at 5 am (unrealistic, i know lol)

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There should be no way in hell Josh was standing outside a Publix waiting for them to open. He should be at home in his bed asleep, cuddling with his fiance. His pregnant fiance who had damn near forced him out of his warm bed because she wanted chocolate chip cookies. But she didn’t want the ones they already had, nope. The ones they had in the house already weren’t good enough. She wanted - no needed  Nestle Toll House  at 4 in the morning.

“Josh, “ Janelle whispered, poking his cheek.  “Joshua” She said again, louder. He slapped her hand away from his face and rolled so his back was facing her.  She giggled and started poking him in his back until he turned back around. 

“Janelle” He groaned, his eyes still closed. “Whatchu’ want?” 

“Cookies.” He snorted and pushed her hand away from his face, when she started to poke him again. 

“So go get em’.” 

“We only have pillsbury, they make me nauseous.” He cracked open one eye to look at her. She was sitting up with her back against the headboard. “Don’t you love me?” He sucked his teeth and sat up too. 

“You know I love you Nell.” He sighed and reached for his phone. ‘Girl it’s four a.m take ya ass back to sleep.” 

“So you don’t love me.” She pouted and he groaned loudly before throwing the covers off of him and getting dressed. 

And that’s how he wound up at Publix waiting for it to open because of his pregnant fiance and her pretty ass face. She knew what her pouting did to him. 

“Lemme guess, pregnant wife and her cravings.” One of the workers asked as they unlocked the doors and Josh nodded. He had just grabbed the cookies when his phone rang in his pocket. 

“Sup Nelle.” 

“Hi baby.” She cooed and he rolled his eyes. “Can you grab some more stuff while you there?” 

Josh sucked his teeth but listened as she rattled off what she needed.  “Grapes and sour patch kids OH! and pickles and peanut butter and can you get some chocolate covered pretzels..” When she was done he quickly hung up before she could add anything else.

Janelle was already waiting for him when he came into the house. She clapped her hands happily as he set the grocery bags on the counter in front of her. “You’re the best baby daddy ever.” She said smirking because she knew how much he hated being called that. 

“Aye, quit playin’ with me ‘for I take all this shit back.” She rolled her eyes at his attitude. 

“Love you too baby.” 

“Yeah you betta.” He rolled his eyes. “And don’t eat all the damn cookies. I want some now.” 

“Nope,” She said, smacking his hands when he tried to eat the cookie dough. “Shoulda bought two packs.” 

aah! this was so much fun to write lol. I hope you enjoy 🫶🏽❤️

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[theunaestheticstudyblr]

Some of my favorite easy and fast foods/snacks for $5 or less that aren't ramen and spaghetti:

Couscous. You can get boxed couscous for like $3 and it's enough for 2-3 side dishes at least and takes literally 5 minutes and no extra ingredients. You can get large containers of it for like $5 at Walmart too so you can season however you want. A nice grain that's easy to digest and pairs well with almost anything.

Popcorn. Everyone's favorite healthy junk food that can satisfy most cravings. You can usually get a box for like $4 or a jar of kernels for like $6.

Oats. Whole oats. Extremely versatile. Put them in smoothies, make cookies, granola, snack bars/balls, brownies, oatmeal, etc. Truly the best bland fiber and filler out there. You can even easily make your own oatmilk for super cheap by blending them with water and straining!

Frozen veggies. Last for months in the freezer and usually under $2 a bag. Not great if you prefer raw veggies, but if you are fond of sautéed or roasted ones, save some money and just get them frozen.

Chocolate chips. Cheaper than chocolate bars and you get a lot more chocolate. Perfect for those cravings!

Powdered potatoes. I know I know but if you ignore the package directions and put some butter and milk and seasonings in it, you can't tell. Ready in like 2 minutes and you get a shit ton of mashed potatoes for like $2.

Vegan Mac and cheese. I'm lactose intolerant and so I will forever be thankful for the vegan movement of the early 2010s for making nondairy products easier to find and more affordable. Vegan Mac and cheese literally tastes the exact same and bakes so well. Annie's so far has been my favorite brand and they have other pastas with sauces too like squash which is so good.

Crepes. You can make your own batter for cheap but who likes all them dishes? You can find pre-made crepes for like $3 for 10.

Apples. You can find 2lb bags of these for $3 at a lot of places. I never knew they were so cheap and I go through phases where I'll eat like 4 a day.

Lunch meat. Packs of turkey cost like $4. I use turkey on so much. Bagels, omelets, salads, sandwiches, wraps, croissants, etc.

Ready to bake pastries. I'm not a big bread person but croissants ready to bake have my whole heart and cinnamon rolls can really help make a bad day a little better.

Pretzels. I'm an absolute whore for Pretzels and eat so many of these things. They're so easy to pack for snacks for class or anything really. I can't go two weeks without them.

Rice crisps. Rice cakes are great but they're big and crumbly and get stale if you don't close the bag JUST right. But little Rice crisps??? Elite. They come in so many flavors and are super crunchy and they're just super cute too and they're bogo a lot at publix.

Frozen potstickers. You can get them for so cheap and I have a giant bag of them in my freezer right now that I got for like $7. I usually get smaller portions for $4 or so though but decided to splurge and get 3lbs of them cus why not.

Frozen shrimp. A bag of extra small Frozen shrimp is about $5 at Walmart. Eat them thawed and cold or put them in pastas or rice or Soups. They're a staple in my house.

These are just a few I could think of off the top of my head. Please add to the list!

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[vanwritesfan-fiction]

Hi, I was wondering if I could request for Jack ? The reader has a bad day and he comes home to find her in a quite house and he spends the day with her watching Christmas movies

"Hey, babe. I was thinking we could just order-". Jack stopped in the threshold of the front door of your apartment when he spotted you. "Woah, did something happen?"

You were still in your work clothes, wrapped up tightly in a blanket, tears stains on your cheeks. The holidays were always hard for you, and lately it seemed the universe was determined to remind you how much you hate this time of year. Today had been terrible, and the only thing you could think about all day was coming home, changing into your sweats, and rotting on the couch for the foreseeable future. Unfortunately, you didn't make it past the front door before everything unraveled.

Jack was quick to your side, gently rubbing your thigh as he looked at you. You took a shaky breath before speaking. "I-I just had an awful day. Is it okay if we don't talk about it right now?" You swallowed your tears, knowing you wouldn't make it through an explanation without sobbing. "Of course, baby. I'm here for you if you need anything."

Jack was worried, but he knew you just needed some time to yourself, and you'd open up to him. "Why don't you go take a nap?" You nodded, wiping a stray tear from your face. He helped you up, wrapping his arms around your waist as you made your way to the bedroom. He laid out a pair of your pajamas to you to change into, and left the door slightly cracked so he could keep an eye on you.

You awoke a couple hours later, definitely a bit groggy, but honestly feeling better. As you walked to the kitchen, you could have sworn you smelled pizza. "What is all this, babe?" Jack jumped at the sound of your voice, giving you a big smile. "I thought we'd have our own little holiday celebration today. Try to take your mind off of things." He had ordered pizza from your favorite place, and gotten a few other things to enjoy while the two of you watched Christmas movies together.

"Did you make these, Jack?" There was a plate of gingerbread cookies on a plate, perfectly decorated. You didn't want to sound surprised, but you genuinely were because Jack was not a baker. "Uh, no. Publix made those", Jack chuckled nervously. "Oh, hold on." He disappeared, returning after a few minutes, dressed in pajamas that matched yours, little dogs in Christmas sweaters on the pattern.

"Oh, babe. You're so cute!", you said with a mouth full of cookie. "You think? Not my style, but I thought we could match tonight." Jack shrugged, walking over to you. You puckered your lips, thinking he wanted a kiss, but he pulled back. "Oh, sorry. I just wanted a cookie." He reached past you, giving you a wink and a smile as he bit the head off the gingerbread man.

"Hey!", you playfully slapped his chest and grabbed him by the collar, pulling him in for a gentle kiss. "Thank you for this. Today was a lot." Your gaze dropped to your feet. "Hey, look at me." Jack tipped your head up with his index finger. "I'm here for you. Always. Okay?" You nodded, giving him another quick peck.

The two of you headed to the living room, you getting comfortable under the blanket on the couch while Jack turned the projector on. "I was thinking we could watch my favorite Christmas movie-"

"Harry Potter", you both said in unison, making Jack chuckle. "You know Harry Potter really isn't a Christmas movie, babe." Jack sat down next to you, pressing his hands together. "Babe, I love you, but you're just wrong. So very wrong."

You giggled, taking a bite of your pizza. "Hey, I won't argue with you. At least not tonight."

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[the-official-publix]

*sits in my bed eating a full thing of publix brand cookies* yeah im fine

#publix posting

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I developed the sudden inability to read for more than 80 consecutive seconds. Solution?

Incorrect quotes, obviously :)

Applebees: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the YTK way. Firehouse: Isn't that the wrong way? Applebees: Yes, but it's faster.

Incognito: How does one turn their emotions off? Firehouse: Okay, so first go to settings. Firehouse: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Incognito: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

Bless Your Heart: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Google: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Shakespeare: A realist sees a freight train. YTK: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Sephora: SK likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Pandora: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Pandora: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

YTK: I CAN'T DO IT! SK, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! YTK: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Official Petsmart: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. YTK: YTK: I appreciate it, YTK: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Opera Real: YTK- YTK: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Bless Your Heart: YTK we gotta- YTK: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YTK: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' YTK, motioning to Google: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Target Official: Do you support gay rights? Firehouse: I’m literally gay. Publix: They’re avoiding the question!

Sephora: So the other day I sent SK out to get us some gas. Sephora: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters. Sephora: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. Sephora: … Sephora: I love them so much/p.

Target Official: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Publix: Not by the law!

Incognito: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside? Opera Real: Not it! Pandora: Not it! Incognito: …Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

Official Petsmart: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Shakespeare: All I drank was Redbull! Official Petsmart: How many? Shakespeare: Eighteen.

This one was so fucking fun :DDD

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