#birth of party

[dahfloofysmol]

HELLO. This is the official post for YouTube kids’ surprise party on the 27th of March. Any and all gimmick blogs welcomed!

Some roles we need are:

-DJ [real-pollo-campero]

-great DJ (as per requested 🤨) [spotify-kids-real]

-video jockey [buildabearfr]

-Someone to make the cake [forever21-official]

-Puncher server [big-mayo-official]

-Decorator [barns-and-noble-official]

-Party crasher(s) [officialtinder and youtubefr and actually-kroger]

-Corner Person [Pinterest, yahooo-official, reallytimhortons]

-Person who’s dealing with a crazy sugar high [firewaysubs and zotap]

-Emotional support [walmart and def-bjs-guys]

-Mom [Krista the art program and Canadian tire] AND dad friend

-Birthday person IS taken (obviously lol)

-Someone to bring snacks [incognito-mode-official]

-Ring Leader (person in charge of the games) [totally-official-yahoo]

-person who performs a special but confusing (and overly translated) version of happy birthday [google translate ]

-piñata [firehouse-subs-fr]

-setting off fireworks [google-news-official]

-here for the food and bringing tWO DOGS!!! OMG DOGS!!!!! [swearification-and-cursing]

-person currently trying tO EAT THE CAKE!! STOP THAT!!! [shakespeare-official-account]

- stopping the Cake Eater [wow-google-maps]

- putting spiders (?????) under the cake [true-blue-straya]

- the person that is every bisexuals awakening [it’s-target-official]

-pops in for the last 5 minutes with a card + a store bought cake [the-real-google]

- gay wine uncle [the-McDonald’s]

- creepy uncle (???) [rick-e-chedder-official]

-single rich aunt who disappears every night at specifically 8:00 pm [totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese]

-shapeshifts between wine aunt and vodka uncle, and the comic relief [the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

- bringing lights so we aren’t all dancing in the dark [real-vivaldi-browser]

- summoning Satan under the table with a bottle of whiskey and pancakes (??????????) [definitely-canada]

-person asking weirdly specific and absurd questions [actual-aspec-military]

-the COOLEST cousin [support-speaks]

-cousin who hangs out in the corner and looks like they know something you dont [the-official-publix]

-person who hits on everyone at the party even though they’re already dating 2 ppl [fr-winn-dixie]

-contributes Ziploc® bags [totally-scjohnson]

-bringing burritos [the-real-chipotle]

-YouTube's kids southern aunt who blesses everyone's hearts bc they think theyre dumb most of the time [i-bless-your-heart]

-middle school cousin who argues with anyone and everyone to look cool [wallyworld-the-unofficial]

-gives oil (?????????????) and branded pens as party favors [truly-jcjenson]

-the strange neighbor kid who talks to no one but sings the loudest and brings a weird yet tasteful gift [the-real-aperture-science]

-bringing Walmart sugar cookies [not-really-discord]

-guy bringing the Knives [wheatley-labs-official]

-joining in on the games [totally-official-yahoo]

-the disco ball [jollibee-real]

-that one uncle with lore of untold numbers of deaths involved, and that includes guns [partycityistotallyofficailguy]

And any other role I haven’t stated!! I’ll accept pretty much anything

In case what you pick is already chosen, tag your second option ;p

—>The biggest part of the surprise party is wishing YouTube kids a happy birthday, but in the most creative way possible. In the “ask me” works, but literally anywhere; on your blog or on a post from anywhere (that you know they’d be okay with a little shenanigans) works wonderfully.

->Also, saying happy birthday is awesome, but spicing it up would be more fun!!! Day Of Birth, One of Awakening, Oh Child of the 27th, and any other batshit way to say “happy birthday” would both be awesome and absolutely hilarious.

Again, invite any and all gimmick blogs, and feel free to let me know what you’d want to do! We attack on the 27th >:DD

ADDITIONAL NOTE: sometimes there will be more than one person in each role! I do actively encourage for people to come up with silly and niche roles if you think of one ;D

ON THE 24th I WILL NO LONGER TAKE ROLLS!!!! Spread the word please!

@barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @kfc-official @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @xgames-blog @cars-official @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @nasa @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @unfortunate-wattpad @firewaysubs @firefox-official @pinterest-real @spotify-kids-real @duothelingo @definitely-wikipedia @firehouse-subs-fr @google-2point0 @gimmick-thief

#BIRTHDAY PARTY #birth of party #party birth #YouTube kids is in for a treat #I’m not gonna like #IF I have time #IF #I will make a collaborative drawing of everyone and their roles #I think I will #but for now gotta focus on people claiming roles 👍👍 #March 27th #we have a good amount of time to do this >:D #LETS GO #//cackles in delight//

[5ummit]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

#bucky barnes #winter soldier #alexander pierce #catws #catwsedit #marvel #marveledit #filmedit #my edit #hydra trash party #mcufam #usertammy #usermal #userashe #userdorka #usersvenja #usermalin #tuseraud #unearthlydust #tenyearsoftrash #happy anniversary to the scene that birthed a fandom and changed my life #the slap heard round world #now in HD #if you look really closely at the 4th gif you can see his eye twitch! #which I never noticed before #I only noticed it now because I manually stabilized the horrible shakycam #10 years later and still learning fun new details #✨

[creedei]

Happy new year everyone

#engiemedic #science party #my art #first one is top surgery he’s NOT giving birth idk how people on other platforms get it confused LMAO

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

MAGA Mike.

#maga mike #republican hypocrisy #republican party #fascist #Christo Fascist #republican assholes #birthing vessels

[lazylittledragon]

I'm imagining Kit's middle name as either some behemoth 20 letter tongue twister *or* a single syllable. No in-between.

oh it’s absolutely an intricate, impossible to spell, ancient elvish translation of “wheelbarrow” or something

#ramble #bg3 #dadstarion #they needed something for the birth certificate #announcing his full name to the party and shadowheart just starts day drinking

[chayannesegg]

Haven't seen these posted anywhere (sorry if I missed it) but as Fit and Phil walk by to pick up the egg quest, we see some leftover signs from Chayanne, Sunny and Tallulah talking offscreen! Not anything super shocking, but safe to say Chayanne and Tallulah seem offput by Sunny's responses. Also I bet all my money* that kid hosts their birthday party at Tubbo's corpse. [image descriptions, also in alt: A sign from Chayanne reading, "How are you doing Sunny?" Two signs from Sunny reading, "I MADE CAKES FOR PA! I WANT TO GO THERE AND HAVE A PARTY WITH HIM." and "He's just like mermaid ma Lenay :D It's okay." A sign from Tallulah reading, "The prettiest mermaid out there yeah…" Three signs from Chayanne reading, "Are you sure?", "Okay.", and "I see."]

#qsmp sunny #are we going to go 3/3 on birthday parties missed by tubbo on sunny's actual birth date #*i will not actually give anyone money

[archiarthur]

A tiny little lab grown baby

#i want domestic shit with them sorryyyy my brain needs it for serotonin #i still think they're bat shit insane dw #tf2 #science party #team fortress 2 #art-chi #engiemedic #engineer x medic #medic x engineer #tf2 engineer #medicengie #tf2 medic #genetic engineering #cw: birth #???

[socialjusticeinamerica]

Republicans want you to die. VOTE BLUE and end this war on us.

#republican assholes #republican party #roe v wade #abortion rights #reproductive rights #pregnancy #birth #Republican war on women

[bambalina777]

#girlblogging #aesthetic #plum diaries #whisper girl #fairydiaries #positive thoughts #self care #sugarplumdiaries #positivity #coquette #artwork #princess tea party #painting #renaissance #rococco #venus #the birth of venus #aphrodite #greek mythology #roman mythology #Italian #strawberry girl #fantasy girl #tumblr girls #girlhood #girl interrupted #manic pixie dream girl #this is what makes us girls #girlblogger #girly thoughts

[tanczysz-z-demonem]

Poradzimy sobie w inny sposób. W tym roku na urodziny chciałabym spokój...

#urodziny #happy birthday #birthday #birth #spokój #sadgirl #party #impreza #smutki #polish tumblr #happy #depressing life #stany depresyjne #pustka #ból #cierpienie #beznadzieja #aesthetic #piękny syf #love #tęsknię #smutne życie #używki #cygaretki #wino #szampan #brak spokoju #brak chęci do życia #katusze #moje demony

[sleepnoises]

very bravely did not divulge my astrological sign at a queer gathering this weekend #growth #shuttingup #noneofyourbusiness

#the people asking were sweeties but also? hashtag noneofyourbusiness. #contrast to multiple parties in college where i looked up my birth chart on the spot to participate in conversation...

[bhaaliestspawn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAUL! (DECEMBER 9, 1964) 🎉

sources under the cut:

tech 21 pl1 fly rig interview

making of rosenrot

bizarre festival 1996 

making of mein teil

making of pussy

deutschland  (montréal, august 21, 2022)

rammstein in amerika documentary

metal injection interview

#rammstein #paul landers #he is a birthday boy on his birthday just a little birthday boy who was birthed #at his bday party little birthday boy. and who said that he can be a birthday boy. who #my gifs

[tomorrowusa]

In New York, Democratic Gov. Kathy Hochul approved a measure which allows pharmacies in the state to sell birth control pills without a prescription. And the law doesn't apply only to residents; somebody living in Jersey City (for example) could hop on a PATH subway train to Manhattan and in minutes head back to NJ with the medications.

On Tuesday, at the College Parkside Pharmacy in Albany, Governor Kathy Hochul and State Health Commissioner James McDonald signed into law a new order from the state Health Department, which would allow drugstores to sell three varieties of contraception medication without a prescription. “This will dramatically, dramatically increase access to this for women, particularly at a time when women are feeling discouraged and not listened to and powerless,” Hochul said. Per the new regulations, the three forms of contraception newly available over the counter are birth-control pills, contraceptive patches, and vaginal rings. Participating pharmacists can dispense up to a 12-month supply of the medication, which will be covered under insurance. The state’s Board of Regents, which distributes pharmacy licenses, approved the change last week.

Do the anti-abortion and fundamentalist patriarchal fanatics in Texas understand that their GOP governor is bussing thousands of migrants to a state where they can easily get abortions and now obtain a year's worth of birth control at the corner drug store without a prescription?

Republicans would station fundamentalist police in your bedroom and doctor's office if they could get away with it. Only Democrats are committed to reproductive freedom.

#reproductive freedom #new york #over the counter birth control #kathy hochul #a woman's right to choose #roe v. wade #greg abbott #just say no to patriarchy #democrats are the party of reproductive freedom #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who

[vanhelsingapologist]

“Well, I’m a doctor.”

“Licensed?”

“What? God, no. Not being licensed gives me more room to move. I don’t have to worry about any of those pesky oaths or ‘ethics.’”

—

It occurred to me I never posted my backup character! I’m currently playing her while my other PC is imprisoned in Ravenloft. Her name is Emilia and every time she brings someone back from the dead, she gets a Frankenstein-esque white streak. I think she is the party darling but it’s because her moral compass is a propeller hat. More in tags!

#curse of strahd #she is a half dusk elf who was hidden away at birth. her mental state is… fine. #what being raised in the attic of st andrals does to an mf #she is a chronurgy wizard and circle of stars druid #“Dr.” Frankenstein if he said the words ��dark feminine energy” and tried witchcraft #dungeons and dragons character #dungeons and dragons art #dungeons and dragons #dnd characters #dnd #dnd art #dnd half elf #gothic art #curse of strahd art #dnd character #dnd pc #player character #we needed a character who could feasibly be in and out of the campaign #since pc taty would likely be snatched up a lot #gotta say tho the party really cares about the dusk elf plotline now. my DM was and is a genius. #thank you to every patreon with “how to draw hands” lessons. I love you. #CoS PC: Emilia

[soup-scope]

huxley and damien are total girl dads

#i’m not explaining myself #but please imagine it #i know we are. FAR off from anything like adopting a literal child #but like. after damien gets full certification. damien and hux move to a bigger place and start talking about expanding their lil family #if freelancer was afab they’d prolly carry the baby omg surrogacy arc #anyways #hux and damien as girl dads because they’d go IN for everything #tea parties??? 1000% princess themed birthday parties and they’re both dressed up as princesses?? 100% #also just damien and hux as parents because they’d be so great to a lil human #or i guess the DAMN polycule as parents in general have me sobbing #i’m in my emotions i need to take my birth control #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redacted damien #redacted damn #redacted damn polycule #redacted hux #redacted huxley

[hanakihan]

jinchul being so overworked he completely forgets when his birthday is and how old he is

like imagine work day proceeding as always (aka disaster after disaster) and then for some work related shit someone asks him his birthday and age and he just opens his mouth to reply but nothing comes out because he legit can’t remember. he just dumbly stays here for a minute having really strong thinking session only to say ‘I honestly don’t remember’ (but it also attributes to him never really celebrating his birthday because orphanage either messed up dates or straight up ignored it and at adulthood he’s mostly too busy or there’s extra work so if he’s lucky enough he can treat himself to a piece of cake after work at home and that’s it)

kha workers just running to gunhee like ‘boss we have an emergency, chief woo doesn’t remember his birthday—‘

literally everyone remembers his birthday and age except the man in question. it’s so bad that when they invite him for a party he declines because too much work and they’re like ‘sir it’s your birthday party’ and then there’s long awkward pause

‘wait which day is my birthday on?’

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #based on true story #I was so overworked i completely forgot about my birthday #and then I needed to fill in survey and I spent like a whole ass minute calculating my age #gunhee throws jinchul’s birthday party twice a year #one by his official documents that orphanage made #other by Jinchul’s own vague memories about celebrating other day #actually fun fact my grandma was born in 1942 and since it was wartime she didn’t get birth certificate right away #then her parents forgot when she was born and they stamped May 1st in certificate and called it a day #so she celebrated her birthday whole week including May 1st so you physically couldn’t be late to congratulate her wheeze