#St Hummel

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

3x16 - Saturday Night Glee-ver

Boogie Shoes - Unique Adams + Vocal Adrenaline

“Look, Wade, I know we sent you those shoes as a good-luck gesture, but we talked it over, and you can't do this. I admit that I've worn some flamboyant designer outfits, but I've never dressed up like a woman.”

#glee #kurt hummel #mercedes jones #jesse st james #kurtcedes #st hummel #my stuff #song: boogie shoes #episode: saturday night gleever #kurt hummel in every performance #i really wish we got WAAAAAAY more of the unique + kurtcedes mentorship than we got #very much like glee to create these new interesting dynamics only to get rid of them almost immediately #also so ppl don’t come for me this quote was from before kurt and mercedes understood how unique identifies #trade baby queues for wide eyed browns

[blaintism]

nuuuurse she's drawing the glee resident evil au again!!!!!!

anyways. please enjoy more of my silly doodles of giving glee characters roles in this story. more to come..

#glee #glee fanart #glee art #santana lopez #blaine anderson #finn hudson #rachel berry #jesse st james #tina cohen chang #sam evans #artie abrams #kurt hummel #klaine #drew draws #tagged in order of appearance in case of any confusion lol #were sooo back as in me posting a drawing. it's been a bit #from one au just for me to another lolll #this is SO goofy. i love it tbh

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[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Glee

Character: Rachel Berry

Sample Size: 6,454 stories

Source: AO3

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[shame-is-a-wasted-emotion]

Hello everyone! I'm back again and as promised, the fic is posted! Yaaay!

Who Could Be Next?

Rating:Mature

Archive Warning:Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories:F/F,F/M,M/M

Fandoms:Glee,glee-klaine,klaine fandom,Glee-Brittana,Glee-Tike

Relationships:Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel

Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce

Carole Hudson-Hummel/Burt Hummel

Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang

Rachel Berry/Jesse St. James

Characters:Kurt Hummel ,Blaine Anderson,Santana Lopez,Brittany S. Pierce,Burt Hummel,Carole Hudson-Hummel,Rachel Berry,Jesse St. James,Mike Chang,Tina Cohen-Chang,Mercedes Jones,Sam Evans (Glee),Quinn Fabray,Artie Abrams

Additional Tags:

Halloween glee,spooky glee,husbands!klaine,Wives!brittana,dead or not dead,I am not gonna say,Jumpscare,a special spooky guest,Spooky,scary ending,Funeral,they have a funeral to attend,Pretending,game,Scary Game,life threatening scare,prank,that's a whole family involvement,cries and screams,Angst and laughter,Angst and Humor,Crack Fic,Please Don't Kill Me,Don't Judge Me,Burt hummel approves it,Santana lopez approves it,Angry mercedes jones,scared Rachel berry,a fanart attached,Angst with a Happy Ending,maybe not,funny halloween,weird way of inviting people,I wrote this instead of studying,a lot of crying

Language:English

Summary:

One surprise e-mail and everybody's heart stopped for a few minutes. Literally, in shock.

Nobody expected to get that email. Not when the couple was relatively new and they should have had more years to live together. Blaine Hummel-Anderson would have seen the end of the world by now. Nobody knew what to do or how they would console him. Honestly, who could read Blaine's feelings through a bland e-mail?

They had a funeral to attend!

Thank you @special-bc-ur-part-of-it for the wonderful banner

Enjoy my little spooky contribution and your comments/kudos can my day!

#anna writes #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #klaine #glee #blaine and kurt #lgbtq #santana lopez #brittana #brittany pierce #tina cohen chang #mike chang #mercedes jones #sam evans #quinn fabray #rachel berry #jessie st james #artie abrams #spooky halloween #my little contribution #after a very long time

[rachelstrxwberry]

#glee #gleeedit #gleesource #rachel berry #jonesberry #blainchel #faberry #hummelberry #st berry #mercedes jones #blaine anderson #quinn fabray #kurt hummel #jesse st james #mine #idk just some random gifs i had of rachel duos #jonesberry and st berry >>>

[hevanderson]

glee + reductress headlines

#brittany pierce #brittany s pierce #sam evans #blaine anderson #quinn fabray #burt hummel #kurt hummel #jesse st james #rachel berry #st berry #my post #glee

[valentineemoryy]

♡Welcome To My Blog♡

i’m val ! - she/they - aspec sapphic - eighteen - esfp - uk <3

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- Miraculous [ & all disney channel ]

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[angelhummel]

Glee + Reductress Headlines (81/?)

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5 Times Kurt Talks About Sex and 1 Time He Doesn't (Part Three)

A/N: So, this was inspired the other day by a Nonny who was asking about how Kurt interacts with others on the topic of sex and this little idea popped in my head.

It’s a little mini-series, and I’ll post one part a day, then I’ll get it up on Ao3 after it’s complete.

It’s set in a post-canon-ish world when they’re all living in New York. The whole thing takes place over the course of a day.

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Conversation Three: Rachel

Kurt’s sitting in the café, slowly sipping a refreshing vanilla café latte with caramel drizzle.  The afternoon is turning out to be bright and sunny and has been otherwise exquisite.  There’s only one problem… Across the table sits Rachel and Jesse, snuggled closely together, looking lovingly into each other’s eyes and acting as if he isn’t even in the room.  

The two of them brush noses together, trading little kisses that only they think are cute, while Kurt leans his head on his hand with a disgusted look on his face.  The whole thing is made even more revolting by the fact that Jesse had finished off a giant bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and his orange lips are leaving dusty marks all over Rachel’s face.  

“You’re extra spicy today,” Rachel coos into his kiss.  

“Oh, just extra spicy?” Jesse teases.  “Do you like when I get a little hot for you?” 

“Mmmm, I love it.” 

“I love you.” 

“I love you, too.” 

Why is this his life? Why did they even bother to invite him to this lunch if they don’t even seem to care that he is there? He wishes Blaine were there with him.  Then maybe he could show Rachel just how annoying PDA really can be.  Why does Blaine have to work on the weekends? 

Kurt takes another long sip of his coffee - there were truly only a few good things in the world.

Rachel and Jesse cup each other’s face - more interested in eating each other than the food on their plates. 

With Finn, her youthful obsession had been understandable, and at least Kurt had been distracted enough with his own romance that he had been able to ignore most of it when he needed to.  

And then there had been Brody… who even though lived with them for a while, at least had been tolerable.  (And oh, god, Brody! Until that moment, he had forgotten there is another dick that he has seen up close.  Completely unwillingly, and too often for his comfort, but at least he could text Elliott that his number is one higher… or not, maybe best leaving that conversation dead.) 

The point, though, is that Rachel has always had a tendency to be blinded and single minded by her romances.  Kurt had hoped once she and Jesse had gotten married that she would have grown out of her habit of being obscene in public.   

That doesn’t seem to be the case. 

“You know, Rachel, I thought you hated when your significant others ate spicy food,” Kurt shoots out.  Thinking of Brody reminds him of something, and a smug grin climbs on his lips.  

“What?” Rachel snaps her head towards him, her face contorting into a truly confused look.  “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” 

“I seem to remember a time with chicken wings and habanero sauce and a misadventure with Brody…” 

Her eyes grew wide as it dawned on her what he’s talking about.  “Kurt!” His name is sharp on her tongue.  “You swore you’d never say anything.” 

Kurt had said enough to intrigue Jesse, however.  “Rachel, darling, I thought you promised that there were no secrets between us.  I’m sure whatever this story is would only do well to strengthen our bond together.” 

Kurt lets out a snicker as he sips more of his latte.  “Are you sure you aren’t burning to tell him Rachel?” 

She gives him a glare.  “It was nothing, Jesse.  Just a stupid little thing that happened.” 

Jesse looks over to Kurt, an eyebrow arched wanting to know more. 

“Her college boyfriend went down on her after wolfing down a dozen or so very hot wings,” Kurt says bluntly.  Rachel’s face blushes a deep red as Kurt continues.  “How’d the story go - Rachel? It burned so bad that you couldn’t sit down during the subway ride home?” 

Rachel looked at him, fuming.  “Do you know how embarrassing it is riding the subway without underwear?  Just knowing those pervy guys can just tell something is going on under there?”  

“You’re the one who gave Brody dessert after his meal,” Kurt snickered.  

“I had to have a milk bath after that,” Rachel screeched unexpectedly, pointing at herself indignantly.  “And you were the traitor friend who wouldn't help me with the burn cream the doctor suggested.” 

“Oh my god, Rachel,” Kurt’s voice grows agitated. “How many times do I have to tell you I’m not going anywhere near your vagina!” 

“A true friend would have done it!” 

“Well, maybe you should have gotten Santana to rub some of her Yeast-I-Stat on you!” 

“Brody and I had already broken up by the time she did that commercial!  Or maybe I would have,” Rachel shoots back. 

“Wait, what?” 

“And I doubt that cream would have even worked!  I’ve had yeast infections that have felt better than that!” Her voice carries enough that the two teens sitting a few tables down look at her funny.  

“Oh, honey, that must have been such a painful experience,” Jesse says, cupping her cheek.  “I, myself, had the misfortune in my youth of trying to masturbate after eating nachos with jalapenos.  I thought I had washed my hands thoroughly, but even with the imported French, silken soap, it still burned. Regrettably I couldn’t touch myself for a week afterwards.  And I had to lie to my mother - telling her that I had received a critical accident when attempting new choreography with Vocal Adrenaline.”  

“Oh, my god…” Kurt mutters.  

Jesse then turns to him.  “And really, Kurt, Rachel’s vagina is the most beautiful flower whose honey I could suckle for hours if possible.  I don’t blame her college boyfriend - or any man or woman - to be so desperate for a taste they’d jump in without proper preparation.  If you are ever interested, Kurt, I’m sure Rachel would be willing to let you experiment on her so you, too, could have the nirvana-like experience I had when discovering Rachel for the first time.” 

“Right, exactly,” Rachel punctuates, until she realizes what Jesse has said.  “Oh, no, wait, Jesse…” 

“Did you just offer your wife to me for sex?” Kurt isn’t sure he just comprehended what had happened.  

Rachel waves it off. “Of course he didn’t…” 

“Rachel, we shouldn’t cut ourselves off from experiences just because they scare us,” Jesse continues.  Kurt’s eyes grow wide.  What is even happening?  “I, for one, am open for anything - especially if Kurt’s undoubted curiosity leads him to explore the vast, physical love we have for each other. I mean, why else would he bring up such a story? Though, he should be warned, I do critique technique and am not shy about it.”  

“Oh,” Kurt says, shrugging at Rachel’s mortified face.  “So, it was a proposition for a threesome. Noted.”  

Rachel lets out a regretful groan.  

“Well, that seems like it would hardly be fair,” Jesse continues.  “Blaine is also always welcome to our bed.” 

Kurt nods, going back to his latte.  He should have had lunch with Elliott.

#s.o. writes things #five times #kurt hummel #rachel berry #jesse st. james #kurt hummel fic #omg i love writing bonkers jesse

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

2x21 - Funeral

Some People - Kurt Hummel

“Jesse St. James totally Jesse St. Sucks! He said I shouldn't be singing girl songs. I make my living singing girl songs!”

#glee #kurt hummel #my stuff #kurt hummel in every performance #song: some people #episode: funeral #jesse st james totally jesse st sucks!!!!!! #one of my favorite lines #jesse was truly just intimidated by what kurt was capable of #he has a flair for the dramatics #also im OBSESSED with this outfit #i want those skull pants so bad

[sebastiansmytheapologist]

part 5

#glee #incorrect quotes #blaine anderson #marley rose #kurt hummel #finn hudson #sam evans #blam #jesse st james #the emma one might not fit but i thought it was kinda a little bit slightly funny #glee incorrect quotes #incorrect glee quotes

[gleesongtournament]

Glee Song Tournament Round 1

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[gleedreamcasts]

Spring Awakening

requested by anon

Jesse St. James as Melchior Gabor

Rachel Berry as Wendla Bergmann

Mike Chang as Moritz Stiefel

Tina Cohen-Chang as Ilse Neumann

Kurt Hummel as Hänschen Rilow

Santana Lopez as Martha Bessell

Blaine Anderson as Ernst Robel

Roderick Meeks as Georg Zirschnitz

Artie Abrams as Otto Lammermeier

Quinn Fabray as Anna Wheelan

Marley Rose as Thea Rilow

Sam Evans as Adult men

Jane Hayward as Adult women

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#glee #gleeedit #kurt hummel #tina cohen chang #blaine anderson #rachel berry #klaine #kurtina #blina #tinchel #group #black #brown #episode: dreams come true #season 6 #6x13 #place: st berry apartment #place: new york

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If Puckurt were making a list of potential thirds, who do you think would make the top three?

Obsessed with this question actually thank you so much.

Assuming this is strictly for a threesome and not like a third for their relationship. If that's not what you meant, feel free to let me know.

So first of all, who would it not be? None of the girls because although Puck likes women, Kurt is very much gay. Also it couldn't be Finn because that's Kurt's brother, and even if he wasn't, I think Puck might feel a little weird about it.

So let's take a look at some potential contenders.

Blaine. This is going to depend a bit on what happened with Klaine in the AU we're talking about. If they never dated, I think Blaine would be really high on both of their lists. If Klaine dated briefly and ended amicably, I think they'd also consider Blaine as a good option. But if Klaine meant anywhere close to as much to each other as they did canonically, I think this would be a hard no from Puck's side. Kurt would be up for it (assuming they ended on good terms), but I think Puck would be uncomfortable with their history and would feel like things were a little unbalanced. He'd want someone more neutral. And Kurt would understand and respect that.

Sam. Yeah Sam is high on both of their lists. Let Kurt live out all his high school football player fantasies. Puck and Sam are bros but also both a little gay about it ("How many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth?"). And Sam would be up for it I think so this is a great combo.

Artie. Definitely a little not straight so he might be up for it. Puck and Artie are kinda bros so I feel like this suggestion would come from Puck. I don't think he would be the first person to come to Kurt's mind, but I think he'd be open to it.

Mike. I think both Puck and Kurt would be similarly up for a threesome with Mike. But I think Mike would politely decline the offer, so does it matter where he is on the list if it wouldn't happen?

Dave. This is a tricky one and very dependent on timing. Early seasons Dave? Absolutely a no from all of them. But the Dave we see in season 6? There's definitely some potential. I think Dave would for sure be up for it. Kurt's forgiven him, and he hasn't forgotten but in this AU he's also willing to look past all of the bullying from Puck and actually be in a relationship with him, so while Dave's was on a different level I think Kurt would still be alright having a threesome with this version of Dave. Interestingly I think Puck is the one who would need the most convincing – I could see him being very "but Kurt he was awful to you!" about it, until Kurt reminds him that Puck wasn't the greatest either but people can change, and then I think he'd warm to the idea. Still not at the top of their lists, but a contender in this situation at least.

Jesse. I feel like neither of them are super fond of Jesse, so for that reason I think he's out.

Sebastian. Puck suggests this as a joke, just to watch the look of mixed horror and disgust on Kurt's face. Unless we're in an AU where Kurtbastian are friendly in which case Sebastian probably comes to them suggesting a threesome. They would agree.

Elliott. He is the first person that Kurt thinks of to suggest. He trusts Elliott a lot, thinks he's attractive, and they don't have a romantic history to complicate things. I could also see Puck being really attracted to Elliott, and I think they could get along, so he'd be on board too. As for Elliott's thoughts – I think he'd be down.

So, all that in mind, I think the top 3, in order, would be:

Elliott

Sam

Artie (though Blaine or Dave could be above him depending on the specific AU and the timing, respectively)

#this was a lot of fun tysm!! #ask #mine #anonymous #headcanons #my headcanons #glee #puckurt #kurt hummel #noah puckerman #blaine anderson #sam evans #mike chang #artie abrams #david karofsky #jesse st james #sebastian smythe #elliott gilbert