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randapear · 1 year

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'Da Boyz' consists of me and my dog. Thats it.

#it reads like a mitski lyric #idk #shit posting #shit post #random #funny #humour #da boyz #dogs

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nyuoqi · 9 months

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— EXES ALERT ౨ৎ KTR

✸ SYNOPSIS ! : in which you and taerae went all the way back to the last year of middle school where the two of you were painfully in love with each other yet refused to put on any label because you guys thought this was more fun, and it went on all the way to the second year of high school. well that was until you ghosted him

or in which your situationship from four years ago happens to be your partner for a romance drama

PAIRING 𐙚 actor! kim taerae x idol! fem!reader

GENRE ⊹ socmed + written chapters, celeb! au, kinda exes to lovers, fluff, humour, maybe angst, they have communication issues

FEATURING ⋆ zb1! jiwoong + hanbin + mathew + yujin + hao, cix! jinyoung, aespa! all, leeserafim! chaewon, the boyz! changmin, stayc! seeun, tiot! junhyeon p1h! intak

STATUS 𖦹 completed !

🎞️ devils in misery . actors nation . why are we screaming

001 1 like for taerae

002 cute nerd boy from finance

003 #employmentera

004 jinyoung hate club

005 what the fuck 🔥🔥

006 nurse hes out again

007 bad idea (smau + written 1.04k wc)

008 gay dog

009 jazz music stops

010 kiss my ass

011 i aint reading all that

012 shit 🏃‍♂️💨💨

013 watch ur back

014 yntaeraejunhyeonhanbin

015 dinner at cheonanz (smau + written 1.2k wc)

016 crazy bitch smiling

017 mustard head

018 passenger princess jinyoung

019 jinyoung on the loo

020 taeraenator

021 #DittoSzn (smau + written 914 wc)

022 plan b

023 confession (on-hold) (smau + written 1.5k wc)

024 giselle's not single....?

025 😭cong😭ra😭tu😭la😭tions😭

026 #jinrina

027 a BOYFRIEND

028 nyc (not the city)

029 hitting on her

030 adopting yujin (fin!)

TAGLIST (CLOSED) : @sukirene @lluvjjun @jwielle @francinethings23 @alwayswook @222brainrot @planethyuka @xinxinyy @rikimylove @ilovewonyo @haohyo @euphoriashimkongz @ilovechanhee @wtfhyuck @xxpr3ttyk173rxx @wccycc @replayenthusiast @shotaroswifeyily @stryroses @cosmic-marauder @woncoree @haowonbins @avocarua @147file @i-yeseo @cyberpunksunwoo @chaerybae @wonyoungsvirus @minfolio @07yujin @imsodazed @marshwatz @v-sh

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elysianeclipxe · 11 months

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F*CK THE PLAN — YANG JUNGWON

SYNOPSIS. the plan was to have the perfect boyfriend, graduate college with the highest grades, and make the best memories with your friends. that was the plan. nowhere did the plan state anything about yang jungwon and his annoying ass. so why is he deciding to barge into your life now, ruining everything you took so long to plan out? oh that is it! you don't exactly know when/how this whole conflict between you and jungwon started, but it for sure wasn't ending any time soon. if he wants to ruin your life, then you'll just have to return the favour. GAME ON!!

PAIRING. non idol!jungwon x fem!reader (ft. enhypen, wonyoung from ive, yunjin from lesserafim, eric from the boyz, gyuvin from zb1, and isa from stayc)

GENRE/AU. smau & written, fluff, angst, crack, college au, enemies to friends to lovers, academic rivals kinda, slowburn

WARNINGS. swearing obvs, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, suggestive humour, random timestamps, my attempts at being funny (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠), so much delusions and down bad people, more to be added...

STATUS. discontinued (sorry yall TT)

SIDENOTE. this was created bcz of impulsive decisions so yeah, also this is my first time writing a smau so beware. btw my jokes and shit is like so broken so i'm sorry if the humour is lame 😭😭 i tried my best. very proud to say that i made the banner hehe 🤭 also, this smau is all for fictional purposes!! besides all of that, i hope you all enjoy reading this ^^

PROFILES !!

backyard hooligans 🤡 || pookie bears 🥺🧸 || extras

CHAPTERS !!

01. low grades?? HA, can't relate

02. daily reality check (cries)

03. forever my mt. everest

04. definition of stupid

05. ure a dumb ficus (written + smau)

06. oh... hi

07. I LOVE YOU SM MWAH

08. im into blueberry looking guys

09. THANK THE HEAVENS FOR MS CHOI

10. A WALLET WITH LEGS

more to be added...

TAGLIST. CLOSED (send in an ask or comment to be added)

@dneltrise @b1ndignity @maimoirs @hjinnie @sooshibot @kjrcrz @wonniestars @haechology @fiqire @ibedreaminghighupinthesky @mrowwww @enhaz1 @ashy1um @j1nniee @ahnneyong @jayfrvr

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reikaryu · 1 year

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the bro code™️

two sides of a coin . . .

— ✰ joshua hong has always abided by the bro code. but when he meets his best friend’s sister for the first time, he’s not so sure he can keep his record clean. — ✰ the loss of her lover has changed yn drastically. everything remains the same, except for her perception of life.

. . . but still the same penny

starring. joshua hong, fem!reader

featuring. seventeen, yoohyeon of dreamcatcher, miyeon of (g)i-dle, younghoon of the boyz, seulgi of red velvet

genre. smau, angst, fluff, some humour, college!au, strangers to friends to ???, slow burn

warning(s). swearing, death (took place before prologue), emotionally constipated reader, college stuff may be inaccurate since my country does it a little differently

taglist. fill out this form to be added ! (scroll to the bottom.) I will only be adding those who fill out the form, no exceptions.

status. incomplete

cast. cue!thesong radio | yn protectors | the bros™

prologue. one year

episode one. keep smiling

episode two. sad chan happy yngyu

to be added as it progresses ...

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winterchimez · 8 months

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emails i can't send fwd: a tbz x enha series!

hi hello!! 👋🏻 @sanaxo-o and i are thrilled to announce that we have decided to do a collab where we will be writing fics based on, you guessed it, sabrina's carpenter's emails i can't send fwd: album! we will be alternating and writing for different songs from the album, and this will be an ongoing series! so come along & join us on this exciting journey!!

we would deeply appreciate it if you could reblog this to help spread the word!

send either of us an ask/comment to join the taglist! those who are already in our perm taglist will automatically be added!

💌 STARRING: the boyz & enhypen x f!reader/g.n!reader

💌 GENRE: fluff, angst, humour, suggestive, assorted pairings (more to be added)

💌 WARNINGS: (will be stated in each respective fics!)

💌 A/N: hiya this is ally (winterchimez) speaking! so originally i have written read your mind way before this collab happened, and sana (sanaxo-o) & i have agreed to just include it here so that we won't have to write for the track again :))

TRACKLIST

♫ emails i can't send

♫ vicious

♫ read your mind

member: Lee Hyunjae (tbz)

written by: @winterchimez

♫ tornado warnings

member: Eric Sohn (tbz)

written by: @winterchimez

♫ because i liked a boy

♫ already over

♫ how many things

♫ bet u wanna

member: Lee Juyeon (tbz)

written by: @sanaxo-o

♫ nonsense

member: Jacob Bae (tbz)

written by: @winterchimez

♫ fast times

♫ skinny dipping

♫ bad for business

♫ decode

♫ opposite

♫ feather

♫ lonesome

member: Ji Changmin (tbz)

written by: @sanaxo-o

♫ things i wish you said

winterchimez masterlist | winterchimez perm. taglist

sanaxo-o masterlist | sanaxo-o perm. taglist

taglist: @deoboyznet @kflixnet @k-films @flwoie @hokupi @zzoguri @kyusqult @tinkerbell460 @cheonsafics @sulkygyu @jaerisdiction @vernyangel @fylithia @stealanity @lngwayup @daisyvisions @djidfk

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stupidkyupid · 5 months

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𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍’ 𝐍 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍’ － 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍 ！

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 : nari and hyunjae have been entangled in their so-called mutually beneficial arrangement for nearly a year now. it's a classic case, really, a 'friends with benefits' situation where the only rule is to avoid catching feelings. nari sees herself as skilled in detaching herself from her emotions, but that facade becomes harder to maintain when her best friend coerces her into joining what she dubs 'the dumb world of a cappella' as a last-minute recruit for the bellas. suddenly, her carefree nights with hyunjae evolve into passionate escapades, and the forbidden nature of their relationship sparks new emotions. what did she expect? she's sleeping with the enemy, and history shows it never ends well.

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 : treblemaker!hyunjae x newbella!fem!oc

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞 : pitch perfect au, smau, romance, humour, drama, fluff, angst, college au

𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞 : friends with benefits to lovers

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 : complete! | started : 19th november, 2023 | finished : 12th december, 2023

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 / 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫 : a face claim will be used (it’s sohee from alice for anyone wondering!), more dramatised versions of the boyz will be used, this fic has no intention to portray their real actions, it’s just for fun. this fic is intended for a mature audience, no direct smut but mentions of sex + sexual jokes, cursing, mentions of drinking, kys jokes, mentions of prostitution, probably more but i’ll try add in anything significant! hyunjae and nari are also the most stubborn + petty people alive so expect a lot of back and fourth (they have a classic on and off relationship which borders on toxic at first), don’t get mad at me for this xoxo also, for some reference, i’ve planned out 22 chapters for this but there may be more depending on what i feel is right! let’s also ignore how i made seulki’s twitter pfp hyewon when her fc is sihyeon 😝

𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 (𝗈𝗋 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖺𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇!)

comments and reposts are appreciated + my asks are always open!!

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 : alvin and the chiphunks | dilf nation

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 :

i. 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝖺 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗆𝗎𝗇𝗄

ii. 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖺𝖾

iii. 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗇 = 𝗌𝗂𝗆 𝗌𝖾𝗎𝗅𝗄𝗂??

iv. 𝗇𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗃𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗀𝖾

v. 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌𝗇’𝗍 𝖺 𝗃𝗈𝗄𝖾.

vi. 𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖿 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾

vii. 𝖼𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗆𝗈 𝖻𝗈𝗒

viii. 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗋𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗆𝖻𝗈

ix. #𝖾𝗐𝗀𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗄

x. 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒??

xi. 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗀𝖺𝗋 𝗍𝗈𝗐𝗇

xii. 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗉 (𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗈𝖽𝗈𝗋𝖾’𝗌 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇)

xiii. 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝖼𝗄

xiv. 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍? 𝗂’𝗆 𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽, 𝗂 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇’𝗍 𝖽𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍

xv. 𝗇𝗈𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗍

xvi. 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗇𝗎𝗇𝗃𝖺𝖾

xvii. 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗈𝖽𝗈𝗋𝖾. 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾.

xviii. 𝖲𝖨𝖬𝖮𝖭 𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖤 𝖧𝖤𝖱𝖤 𝖡𝖴𝖣𝖣𝖸

xix. 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝖻 𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗌

xx. 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗇𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗇

xxi. 𝖡𝖥𝖥𝖶𝖧𝖮𝖯𝖡𝖥

xxii. 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖺𝖾

xxiii. epilogue

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 : @simpinghrs @zwiehe @deobi0412

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cupidsera · 1 year

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𓂅 ˑ ִֶָ HOLD ON TIGHT ★ ( FOR YOUR LIFE) PSH X READER

BEING a college student and mom is hard work for yn, and she’s desperately in need of a babysitter, so what happens when she finds out that the babysitter she picked is close friends with her high school sweetheart park sunghoon ?! and the father of her daughter…

genre: smau + real life, fluff and angst, ex lovers to lovers

warnings: swearing, yn is an idiot, my humour, mentions of parental issues, mentions of drinking

kim chaewon as moon yn, huh yunjin (LESSERAFIM), kim sunwoo (THE BOYZ), ning yizhuo , yoo jimin (AESPA), choi yeonjun (TXT), all of enhypen

taglist :

☆ PROFILES — (★) (★)

01. college stress

02. IN NEED OF BABYSITTER

03. familiar baby - written

#enhypen #enhypen x reader #park sunghoon #sunghoon x reader #enhypen smau #park sunghoon x reader

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jacobbaeluvr · 8 months

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you can flirt now?

genre: fluff

pairing: (the boyz) jacob bae x gn!reader

summary: in which you try many ways to flirt with jacob but it suddenly backfires

warnings: uh uses of pickup lines (non-sensual ones), kissing on the neck and lips obvi, whispering, a lil cursing, uses of love, babe, cob and baby, bad humour cause i have em

notes: my woo fic is still ongoing lol idk when i'm gonna finish it

word count: 460 words

warnings pt2: this fic is not real! it's all fake so if you're uncomfortable pls block me

you sigh, the book in your hands no longer you find interested. instead, you're interested at your boyfriend's back profile. god he even looks good sitting there with his headphones on. jacob had a day off today but it seems that he's too focused on his work that it doesn't look like he has a day off.

feeling bored you got up and grabbed an extra chair before making your way beside jacob. noticing you, he placed one side of the headphones aside.

“hey baby, what's up?”

you shrugged.

“the ceiling obviously. anyways when are you done? i'm bored.”

you whined and placed your head on his shoulder. his head rested on yours after, rubbing it against yours.

“just a bit love, i'm almost done”

he then took out his headphones and started typing on his laptop.

still bored, you thought of a good idea. pickup lines.

grabbing your phone, you went on safari and searched 'pickup lines for flirting'. pressing on the first link, you tap jacob on the shoulder.

“babe, something’s wrong with my eyes because i can’t take them off of you.”

jacob chuckled.

“thanks a lot baby but i need to get this done”

giving a short peck on your lips, he continued typing on his laptop. damn it, it didn't work.

hm, let's see. ah huh, what about this one.

“babe, i’m going to complain to spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles.”

jacob let out a smile and ruffled your hair gently, putting your hair behind your ear before going back to his laptop. letting out a big exhale, you went back to bed. all your flirting doesn't work, fuck. hm, maybe some kisses would work.

getting up again, you tiptoed behind him carefully placing your hands on his chair before getting near his neck and giving it a peck. he made a sound of surprised but quickly recovered from it. going back to his ear, you whispered.

“cob”

“hm?”

“are you done?”

he shook his head.

“do you really need me that bad?”

“yes badly, you don't understand”

jacob laughed, it was the cutest thing ever.

“alright alright, i'll be there. let me just save this and i'll be cuddling with you okay.”

“okay!” you smiled before getting under the covers.

realising jacob is done, you open the covers before making grabby hands at him. making himself comfortable, he spooned you with one of his arms under your head and one on your waist.

“happy now?” he whispered.

“very” you replied happily.

“you know i must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.”

did he just...

shocked, you turned with your eyes wide open.

“since when you can flirt now?”

he smiled before kissing your neck like you did to him previously.

“aww come on, i'm not that innocent love”

he rubbed his nose against your neck, kissing it at the same time. you were hot from blushing really hard.

your boyfriend can flirt now.

masterlist <3

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brokenntable · 1 year

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The Boyz as Love Tropes

I haven’t seen any posts on this so I’m giving my own two cents :)

Sangyeon

Forbidden Love! with sangyeons work ethic and his constant dedication to his group as a leader, he had no time on his mind for love and a future partner. so when he met you and you clicked almost too well, he was in great conflict with himself. he found himself wanting you more and more as time went on. he thought about you when writing songs, when he was sad all he wanted to do was see you and in his happiest moments he wanted to tell you first.

Jacob

The Boy Next Door! Jacob would be the sweetest new neighbour. he's the type that when he moves in next door he would come over to formally introduce himself. ‘my mom baked these for you, I hope you don't mind’. every now and then you’d keep bumping into each other when checking the post or coming home.

Younghoon

Soulmates! everything would be meant to be for the both of you. when you first met everything was perfect. the chemistry, the energy, your values. when you had to move away for university you were heartbroken, but five years later, you both found one another again, destiny or by chance.

Hyunjae

Right Person Wrong Time! he was like weight lifted off your shoulders when your would was crumbling down. both of your worlds were. you and Hyunjae were each others safe havens. but you both had different paths to walk and eventually, that perfect world for the both of you had to come to an end as reality hit.

Juyeon

Childhood Sweethearts! Juyeon had the biggest thing for you when you were both kids. He would give you flowers he picked on the way to school, he would tell his parents you were the one he was going to marry, making them chuckle. the only thing was that as he grew up, that never changed for him. you were still his biggest crush.

Kevin

Best Friends to Lovers! when you and Kevin first met you both instantly hit it off. you both would laugh until early hours of the morning, texting each other every day. he would comfort you at your worst and bring out your best. he knew you inside out except, he didn’t know your biggest secret. you liked Kevin far more than a friend and turns out, he also felt the same.

Chanhee

Enemies to Lovers! it would start as chanhee accidentally giving you the wrong look when you first meet, immediately making you uncomfortable. out of his own insecurities that you’ve distanced yourself from him he would then assume you don’t like him and you’d turn into enemies out of a miscommunication. eventually turning into lovers tho

Changmin

Opposites Attract! When you first met changmin through chanhee you were initially and reasonably quite weirded out by his ‘passionate’ hobbies in comparison to his bubbly personality. you also found chanhee weird for even having such a best friend. but when you got to know him more personally, you found out despite your differences, your humour aligned really well and you actually found his charms super attractive

Haknyeon

Proximity! what was haknyeon supposed to do when he realised he has to isolate with a complete stranger! you were a friend of a friend, but when you went over to his house to collect an item of hyunjaes when you both received the message you have to isolate it was a surprise to say the least. stuck for two weeks within such close proximity you began to learn each others quirks. he loved your cooking! it was the first thing he smelt in the morning and your singing in the shower would be the last thing he heard as he fell asleep

Sunwoo

Second Chance! Sunwoo really didn’t mean to break up with you the first time. he was so busy with the groups activities all the time and he was in an insecure time in his life. he worried day and night that his time spent on the group, any boy would be winning over your heart. he couldn’t give you his time and so he lashed out his insecurities on you, leading to your breakup. it was his biggest regret. in the years you spent apart, all he could do was work on becoming a better version of himself before asking for a second chance.

Eric

Fake Relationship! Eric had had enough of the teasing from the older members. he felt like he had something to prove. so when he came over to your house one evening begging you to fake a relationship with him because you were a good friend of his and he thought your were really pretty (obviously not voicing the latter aloud) how could you not agree? you already had a small crush on him and you agreed in the hopes he would like you back (he already liked you anyway :,))

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dainedelions · 11 months

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GF or Nah? Masterlist!

"I know she isn't the woman i fell in love with but why does my heart kept forcing it to be her?"

Synopsis : Kang Yeseo used her friend, Han Iseul (you) as a face claim in a twitter account to pull a prank but ended up meeting and falling in love with Nishimura Riki. Ni-ki, her online boyfriend, found out 2 years later and decided to forgive her. However, Iseul's image has already been imprinted to his mind as the woman he loves.

Pairing : non-idol! ni-ki x it girl! oc/reader

Genre : smau, fluff, slight angst, crack, strangers to lovers

Featuring : Actress Han So-hee (face claim), Kep1er Kang Yeseo, TXT Choi line, Enhypen members (mostly the maknae line), Itzy Shin Ryujin, WEi Kim Yohan, IVE Jang Wonyoung & Ahn Yujin, Mirae Son Dongpyo

Warning! strong languages, kys and other out of pocket jokes, dark humour, impersonation

Status : coming soon

Note : Any scenarios included in this AU is only made up and any similarities to any event that had happened in person will be considered as pure coincidence.

PROFILES wannabe celebs ━━ 😎yeseo & da boyz😎 ━━ extra

CHAPTERS 001. ㅤ Untitled 002. ㅤUntitled 003. ㅤUntitled

TAGLIST (open) : @phsmloves @iheartsoobinn @loviseamms @shinrjj Comment below or send an ask to be added.

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oldmemoria · 6 months

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The day the “edgy boyz that make the same 3 jokes about sensitive topics because they aren’t creative enough to think of anything funnier” side of TikTok EVER gets to MCR or hesitant alien audios is the day I officially lose all faith in humanity and I will genuinely be upset that they’d use such good music from artists that disagree with all of their values and their “humour” for their bullshit.

#gerard way #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr reunion #mcrmy #mcr5 #mcr gerard #mcr 2023 #mcr tour #hesitant alien #hesitant alien era #gerard way hesitant alien #g way #gerard way appreciation #genuinely will be fucking pissed #politics #?#tiktok #I fucking hate TikTok sometimes

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sugarcherriess · 1 year

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Happy First Year Anniversary, My Loves!

I will be celebrating this event by opening drabble requests!

✨ The theme of this event will be: Mythical/Supernatural Creatures and Fantasy Elements (ex; mermaids/vampires/fairies, etc). Hence, the title: Fantasia.

✨ You can request One Idol + One fantastical element + One type (ex; smut/angst/fluff/humour)* per request.

✨ You can send multiple requests but they have to be separate entries/asks.

✨ Make sure you mention whether you want y/n to be fem/gender neutral, etc.

✨ Anyone in the pairing can be the mythical creature or they can both be humans venturing into a fantasy journey! You can choose how you want it to be!

✨ For example: Fairy Eric smut scenario with Fem!y/n or GN vampire y/n angst scenario with vampire Sunghoon, human y/n and human Seonghwa finding sirens, etc

✨ Requests will close after 21 January’ 2023.

*In Enhypen, I will not write smut about anyone besides the hyungline.

Masterlist -

The Boyz

Sangyeon x Succubus!Reader (smut)

Incubus!Sangyeon x Reader (smut)

Werewolf!Jacob x Reader (spicy fluff)

Alien!Younghoon x Reader (smut)

Churchboy!Younghoon x Succubus!Reader (smut)

Siren!Hyunjae x Reader (smut)

Demon!Hyunjae x Reader (smut)

Creepy Alien Ally!Hyunjae x Adonis (smut) /Event Special For 🥛

Serpent Prince!Hyunjae x Seadragon Queen!Milk (smut) /Event Special For 🥛

Werewolf!Hyunjae x Tiny Little Bunny!Adonis (smut) /Event Special For 🐶

Priest!Hyunjae x Demon!Reader (smut)

Catboy!Juyeon x Reader (smut)

Evil Shapeshifter!Juyeon x Reader (smut)

Vampire!Juyeon x Vampire!Reader (angst)

Catboy!Chanhee x Reader (fluff)

Changmin x Ghost!Reader (humour or fluff)

Incubus!Changmin x Succubus!Reader (smut)

Vampire!Kevin x Reader (angsty smut)

Wizard!Haknyeon x Witch!Reader (smutty fluff)

Fairy!Eric x Reader (smut)

Puppyboy!Eric x Reader (smut)

Vampire!Eric x Angel!Reader (smut)

Enhypen

Vampire!Jay x Vampire!Reader (fluff)

Vampire!Jay x Reader (smut)

Ateez

Siren!Seonghwa x Reader (smut)

Vampire!Yeosang x Reader (smutty angst)

Vampire!Jongho x Human/Vampire!Reader (smut)

TXT

Vampire!Beomgyu x Reader (smut)

Vampire!Taehyun x Angel!Reader (smut)

Taehyun x Succubus!Reader (fluff or smut)

Huening Kai x Siren!Reader (smut)

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wiggles-mcgee · 4 months

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OPINIONS ON GRAVITY FALLS

OK SINCE YOU ASKED I WILL ANSWER WITHOUT GIVING SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2!! Because I know you've not seen it yet. Not sure how much of this is opinions and how much is just rambles though.

First, context, Gravity Falls is a show I have been obsessed with since it came out. I own a copy of Journal 3 and Dipper's hat and can't wait to get the Book of Bill when it comes out. So my opinions are gonna be biased!!

The greatest episode of Gravity Falls and my favourite of all time is S2Ep4: Sock Opera (watch the episode and you'll understand why, though please watch the rest of that season too haha). No further questions needed, it speaks for itself in every second of that episode.

My favourite episode from Series 1 would have to be either Legend of the Gobblewonker or Dreamscaperers. Both are fun to watch and have sweet endings and notes to it, as well as incredible comedy and great pacing. They hit so good every time.

Boyz Crazy is one of my least favourite episodes because it reminds me of primary school where everyone was feral about One Direction and I just didn't get it at all, but I still find it hilarious.

Most of my least favourite episodes involve some kind of romance subplot - thats not to say all romance centric episodes are bad, I just find it less interesting to me when it turns out Mabel's new crush is Regular Guy (Normal Man) and not five gnomes in a hoodie. Or oh look Dipper is crushing on Wendy, what's new? Its probably because I never really related to it.

My favourite character is Grunkle Stan. He's funny and a weird old man, as Mabel eloquently puts it. He's gruff, sweaty, wrinkled, and a bit of an asshole. And he cares so much for his family. He tries and thats what counts. Also his absolute lack of shame about cash - like in Double Dipper where he launches himself at that dollar bill - and conning and scamming tourists out of their money is so hilarious to me. Grunkle Stan is dear to my heart and will always be my favourite character.

Pacifica is another one of my favourite characters! She gets a fair bit more character development in the second series, and I still find myself laughing at every interaction the Pines family has with her when I rewatch the show - she's hilarious in every sense of the word. Her growth as a person is really nice to watch.

If I met Tambry irl I think I would inevitably punch her, I cannot lie, she frustrates me too much

Bill Cipher my beloved <3 (you'll see why when he shows up again in season 2)

I have rewatched this show many times since it came out and I firmly believe that so many of the jokes still hold up to this day. It shaped my sense of humour greatly. And the best bit about being older is that now I get all the jokes I didn't get as a kid!!!

My favourite running joke is Guy Who Married A Woodpecker!! He just shows up every now and again and we see a snapshot of his failing marriage and I love him.

The pool guy is objectively and unironically one of the funniest people alive. As is Quentin Trembley, 8½th President of the United States, who also absolutely shaped my personality and humour.

Certain episodes in the later half of Series 2 tone wise feel like they should have been at the start of the series or in Series 1, and the series does suffer for it in my opinion. Of course its a kids show, you don't want it to get too dark, but I feel like some parts of that series just felt inconsistent to the rest of it. Of course the rest of that series is absolutely stellar in my opinion, most of my favourite episodes are in that series, so its swings and roundabouts I suppose.

The Wendy crush is nothing short of frustrating to me every time I see it. Had to reiterate this, and I get that people don't get over crushes quickly, but especially in Series 2 it frustrates me. tbh I probably had a crush on Wendy too as a kid I cannot lie.

The ending is so sweet to me and makes me want to cry or actually cry every time, not just for nostalgia, but because it hits me hard and emotional in so many different ways. No spoilers yet!

And ending it with a really strong opinion here, you should watch Series 2 (a shameless suggestion, I don't regret it)

#wiggles answers #gravity falls #long post #wiggles chats with the void #i have more thoughts #but might have to add those later

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a-dream-bookmark · 7 months

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a dream bookmark presents: SEP 2023

angst (noun)

a feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one about the human condition or the state of the world in general.

Welcome to An Angst Bookmark, our September 2023 recommendations list with a theme around angst fics. From the start of the month, we have compiled a list of fics the community has given and prepared to give to you. We would like to provide our biggest appreciation to the people contributing to the making of this list. Thank you so much and we will announce the theme for October 2023 soon!

Do you want to know more about us? Check this out!

The list is below the cut!

MEMBER'S RECS

ATEEZ

|| arrow in the dark series by @tenelkadjowrites | requested by @writingmochi

This fic has dark/mature themes

Pairing: seonghwa x reader

Genre: wealthy seonghwa. fem pronouns for reader. fake dating trope. depictions of emotionally manipulative parents

Synopsis: Your quiet life of working at a convenience store is upended when ultra wealthy Seonghwa convinces you to pretend to be his girlfriend for one night in order to fool his parents.

What they said about the fic: this is not even considered as an angst fic but the way it captured it so well, especially the dynamics between each characters and how in each significant scene there is always another layer to be peeled before that ending. i swear to god that ending!!!

TXT

|| Mune ga hachikire-sōde by @it-rains-blue | requested by @writingmochi

Pairing: soobin x reader

Genre: event drabble, fluff, sickening angst, humour

What they said about the fic: i gotta have to mentioned this one cause it's based on one of my fav songs of all time! bro, even thinking of it just… ughhhhhhh

ENHYPEN

|| your dog loves you by @orochxi | requested by @writingmochi

Pairing: Yang Jungwon x fem!reader

Genre: Coming-of-age, hurt/comfort, melancholia, human drama

Synopsis: Jungwon goes on an arduous hike on top of a mountainous terrain by his university every morning, gently tugging the leash of an old, dumb Borzoi that he calls his. If he were to recall the past nineteen years of his life, then nothing has drastically changed between the path that he and Berlioz walked together and the hallmarks of his youth. Perhaps, as he celebrated his last walk with Berlioz as a teenager, things might be slightly different when he wakes up tomorrow.

What they said about the fic: oh god… i still remember how hard i cry to this one. gosh, even the concept of male grief is so rarely been done. and even relating this to human-pet relationship… this is just so… this fic is making me think of so many profound things even with a mundane subject...

COMMUNITY'S RECS

THE BOYZ

|| beast in a beauty series by @winterchimez | requested by Anonymous

This fic has dark/mature themes

Pairing: profiler Hyunjae x detective f!reader

Genre: jack the ripper au, angst, violence, thriller, crime

Synopsis: Set in the year 1911 in the streets of Whitechapel, London, a place infamous for its notorious Jack The Ripper murders that haunted the nation for the past decades. Except for the fact that the killer after seemingly disappearing for a while at least, decides to strike again. It is up to you as a rookie detective, the handsome yet charming profiler Lee Hyunjae, and your group of friends to finally put the killer behind bars once and for all.

|| read your mind by @winterchimez | requested by Anonymous

This fic has dark/mature themes

Pairing: fwb Hyunjae x f!reader

Genre: angst, suggestive

Synopsis: both you and Hyunjae had a mutual agreement to begin this whole friends-with-benefits relationship from the start, but now his contradicting actions and behaviour make you question what you both truly are at this point

Navigation | Collections

#kpop imagines #the boyz imagines #ateez imagines #txt imagines #enhypen imagines #the boyz fic recs #ateez fic recs #txt fic recs #enhypen fic recs #bookmark: collection

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OT11 / Multiple Members

❆ Old Tales, New Beginnings

↠ pairing: OT11 x f!reader

↠ genre: retelling of old classics / true crime

Lee Sangyeon

❆ Eyes On Me (oneshot)

↠ pairing: ceo Sangyeon x employee f!reader

↠ genre: suggestive

❆ Summer Night City (oneshot)

↠ pairing: non-idol Sangyeon x f!reader

↠ genre: strangers to lovers au, suggestive

❆ Redemption of Love (series)

↠ pairing: phantom of the opera Chanhee x singer f!reader x fiancé Sangyeon

↠ genre: phantom of the opera, angst, supernatural, thriller, crime, fluff, time travel, reincarnation, major & minor character deaths, otome

❆ A Little Care (oneshot) 🔞

↠ pairing: bf Sangyeon x f!reader

↠ genre: smut

❆ Addiction (oneshot)

↠ pairing: spy!Sangyeon x assassin f!reader (feat. police!Haknyeon)

↠ genre: spy x family au, fluff, angst, crime, crack & humour, slight thriller

❆ The Spy Who Loved Me (oneshot)

↠ pairing: 007!Sangyeon x agent f!reader

↠ genre: james bond / 007 au, spy, crime, angst, suggestive

Jacob Bae

❆ Nonsense (oneshot)

↠ pairing: senior!Jacob x junior g.n!reader

↠ genre: fluff

❆ A Fairytale Encounter (oneshot)

↠ pairing: prince!Jacob x f!reader (feat. bodyguard!Kevin)

↠ genre: akagami no shirayukihime au, royal au, fluff, angst, suspense, slight thriller

Kim Younghoon

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Lee Hyunjae

❆ Beast in the Beauty (series)

↠ pairing: profiler Hyunjae x detective f!reader

↠ genre: jack the ripper au, angst, violence, thriller, crime, mentions of prostitution, graphic description of death, major characters death, alcohol, some fluff

❆ Jealousy (oneshot)

↠ pairing: idol Hyunjae x f!reader

↠ genre: fluff, suggestive, influence of alcohol, jealousy is a disease

❆ Read Your Mind (oneshot)

↠ pairing: fwb Hyunjae x f!reader

↠ genre: angst, suggestive

Lee Juyeon

❆ A New Beginning With You (oneshot)

↠ pairing: ceo!Juyeon x f!reader

↠ genre: office au, ex-childhood friends to lovers, coming of age, angst, fluff

❆ Criminal (oneshot; request)

↠ pairing: criminal Juyeon x agent f!reader

↠ genre: angst, crime, slight fluff

Kevin Moon

❆ Nightmare Before Christmas (oneshot)

↠ pairing: neighbour!Kevin x f!reader

↠ genre: horror, thriller, supernatural, crime, angst, some fluff

Choi Chanhee

❆ Redemption of Love (series)

↠ pairing: phantom of the opera Chanhee x singer f!reader x fiancé Sangyeon

↠ genre: phantom of the opera, angst, supernatural, thriller, crime, fluff, time travel, reincarnation, major & minor character deaths, otome

Ji Changmin

❆ Lip Sync (oneshot)

↠ pairing: ex Changmin x f!reader

↠ genre: angst, suggestive

❆ Make or Break (oneshot; request)

↠ pairing: best friend Changmin x g.n!reader

↠ genre: best friends to lovers au, fluff, some crack & humour

❆ Forbidden (oneshot; request)

↠ pairing: spy Changmin x spy f!reader

↠ genre: ex-bffs to lovers au, angst, crime, suggestive

❆ Insanity (oneshot)

↠ pairing: robin/joker Changmin x batgirl f!reader

↠ genre: batman au, angst, crime, thriller, some fluff, slight suggestive

Ju Haknyeon

❆ Love Me Right (oneshot)

↠ pairing: best friend Haknyeon x f!reader

↠ genre: best friends to lovers au, fluff, slight angst & suggestive

Kim Sunwoo

❆ Teach Me How To Love (oneshot)

↠ pairing: f!ckboy Sunwoo x g.n!reader

↠ genre: suggestive

❆ Heart’s Detour (oneshot)

↠ pairing: biker!Sunwoo x afab!reader

↠ genre: biker au, angst, crime, fluff, thriller, slight suggestive

Eric Sohn

❆ Tornado Warnings (oneshot)

↠ pairing: fuckboy!Eric x f!reader

↠ genre: angst, suggestive, slight fluff

Misc.

❆ 100 followers event!!

❆ emails i can’t send fwd: (a tbz x enha series!!)

↠ collab with @heemingyu

❆ the 007 files (the boyz open collab)

#masterlist

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boba-beom · 2 months

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third "get to know me" ask!! are there any idols that you love from groups that you don't really follow/listen to?

ᡣ𐭩 get to know me ᡣ𐭩

yess!! I have a few, all boygroup!! (other girlgroups I love and listen to!)

keeho - p1harmony: he's just so funny from clips I've seen. like his humour and the way he relates to his fans and just gen z is hilarious to me :>

kevin - the boyz: I first saw him as a guest on eric nam's daebak show and I found him so intriguing esp after learning that he's canadian and when he was talking about how they have milk in bags T^T he's funny but also cute!!!

wooyoung - ateez: I literally LOVE that guy. he's so babygirl and I was interested in him after watching some clips of him interacting with yeonjun. and then I fell in love with him when he was playing with the little twins on child cloud huhuhu it was the cutest thing ever <3

wonbin - riize: he's hot. no but he's so CUTE, I've seen some clips of him too but I did watch when riize did this dance charades with kids on hello82 (yes again with the kids i'm sorry, the interactions were so cute!!)

do you have any idols that you love from groups that you don't follow/listen to?

join my slumber party event here!

#ilem ᡣ𐭩 #lovejoshua ᡣ𐭩 #[ 🧸 ] — mutuals.#smiles' slumber party

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