#This is kinda half a joke

[frenchgremlim1808]

Hello yttd nation I have an announcement to make, yesterday after harassing @dailykeiji threatening him of death, asking for muppetji x baldji and calling him a grandpa I had a revelation. My third eye opened and my mind was finally cleared.

As the kanna fan I have enough, enough of people disrespecting the bucket, enough of kanna literally losing every poll she's in 😭. Enough is enough. Why is the kanna nation always losing I said to myself. And I realised. Strength is in numbers, a single individual cannot change the world but one can start the wildfire to convince others. A single spark can create the toughest fire.

Which is why I have decided to group and create a union between all the Kanna fans, to all stand besides a single banner....

I'm renaming the Kanna fandom "The Rats", why rats you may say, a single rat is only a nuisance but an army is danger. And also rats are like cute smart and very intelligent. While we are not that strong nor that influencial we are still the ones who can changes the world all together as one group.

How to join the rats you may say there is only one criteria, loving the one and only Kanna Kizuchi. Anybody can be a rats. Also all my subscribers are like already rats I mean, like, if you follow my blog you must like Kanna you know, I'm the biggest kanna fan.

I am inviting you all to become a rats. I am also inviting people in being apart of the rats, you were chosen to be members of our new found mutual strength.

I am inviting to become exclusive rats members @averagecatdoodlesenjoyer (who owns a kanna blog) @gr33ncynth @bouquet-of-blood-and-bones @daily-bucket-girl @five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat @runetallem @thatoneluckybee and everyone from the discord honestly.

So as the new rats lord I will create a tag #rats assembly, this tag will be used to make us do something all together and defend the honor of the bucket.

Also brody I want you to know, I promised an army man, I'm at your door in your walls brody, I have decide to start to attack Brody. Be aware of your ears brody.

#yttd #your turn to die #kimi ga shine #I love how this post has kinda no context for people who weren't on the discord #Anyway this is all in good fun I just thought the rats was a cool name for us the kanna fandom #In the tags you can reblog to become a member of the rats of course even like I mean Idk I'm just having fun #Actually no this is not in good fun I am actually going to kill you Brody #rats assembly #kanna kizuchi #I am now the rats lord #This is kinda half a joke

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw #kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma #kinda presumptuous and weird #sometimes older people are just hot #it speaks!

[cannibal-stag]

“i don’t get hannibal lecter” it’s about being the worst person in the world and yet someone still loves you despite it and it’s about convincing yourself you’re fine living your life alone and never truly connecting with anyone until someone comes along and you realize you could never live without them now and it’s about caring about someone so deeply that all you want now is for them to truly see you and it’s about how your devotion is so crushing and deep that you’d go to lengths of even self-destruction just to keep them around so you can keep loving them. “but he’s a cannibal” lol yeah

#‘what do you do in your free time’ project on that old man #i mean this in the most casual chill unserious half-joking way possible. why is he kinda lowkey me #fable’s stuff #txt #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc

[bucksdaffy]

"WHEN they INEVITABLY break up" oh honey bucktommy is endgame, there is no breaking up, they're the IT couple actually, tim told me that himself

#i'm only joking of course #or am i? #ok i'm half joking half serious #but i'm kinda confused when i see such comments #because we literally don't know what's going to happen?? #like who told you that? #yeah yeah writing reasons whatever #idc!!! #i'm just a girl #bucktommy endgame may not be real to you but it is to me and oliver #please respect that by using if instead of when #and lose the i word #thank you for your consideration <3 #bucktommy #tevan #kinley #evan buckley #tommy kinard

[brickiebrickie]

Man if the anime ditched the Chil petting scene and Laios blushing at Kabru’s presence then I don’t have much faith in it properly adapting Chilblivious

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #kinda half joking but whhhhh

[scatterbrainedbot]

as i am currently on that transmasc bloodcycle bullshit, it occurs to me i have a trans blorbo i can in fact make suffer with me

and while im projecting, why not give leo my habit of announcing his predicament in the funniest way possible

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise leo #rise donnie #my art #this is my go to way of saying im on my cycle #my siblings are entirely unimpressed and used to it #leos family is too #but between the immense injuries he got during the invasion and everyone being kinda emotionally fragile for a bit #i think he probably skipped a couple months and wasnt in the mood to play into his usual antics when it did return #but this is long enough after it all that everyones mostly healed up #and emotionally starting to recover #and leos the sort of bitch that the louder he is the less serious the drama is #(affectionate) #so if he walks in a room and shouts that hes bleeding #its more likely hes got a papercut than any actual injury #don knows this #hense why he catches on so quick #and seeks vengance for the half-a-second of genuine concern #(tbh hes probably internally relieved to hear leo make any type of joke or dramatics again at all) #also #i dont have any personal interest in diving in depth to what a mutant turtle teenagers period looks like or involves #my boy bleeds and is uncomfy cos i am bleeding and uncomfy #(tbh in all likelihood hed not have to deal w this at all cos splints and donnie would have long since found a way to get T & other meds) #edit: moved the trans flag down a couple panels to help the pacing of the joke

[johntorrington]

abandoned by my parents in the food court of the francis rawdon moira crozier official shopping mall

#they will name anything after any dead guy #also tumblr killed itself the first time i tried to post this. tim hortons wifi fucking me up #(circus music starts) #the terror #🗺️ #second half of the joke kinda is in the rb 👍

[lowpolyshadow]

i will maybe elaborate

#speaking #the freak/neg thing is like half a joke bc i think mephiles and black doom and gerald are like vaguely cool in a villain way #like i dislike them but bc their writing is good in making me dislike them. kinda #however omochao must pay for their crimes.

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Sense(less) life

Double life mechanics but you’re tied with 2 people instead of one. One can’t see, one can’t hear, and the other can’t speak. You still share health and lives, and it’s still 3 lives per team.

They did this to me in middle school

#that's a half joke it was like a “team building with disabilities !!1!” activity #kinda fun but so hard bruh what #anyway i'd love to see that i want to see them struggle #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

[labyrynth]

in the spirit of pettiness statistics, i wanted to make my own version of that biased poll from the other day so that we can have OUR OWN completely inconclusive results!

Please consider reblogging, since lots of people don’t check main/character tags!

#jin guangyao #mo xuanyu #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs talk #jgy tag #*whispers* there is a right answer #i’m joking #…half joking #but seriously please do reblog! #modified slightly to include more options #and because i have no idea what ‘harassment with/without intention’ is supposed to mean #when it comes to harassment intention doesn’t matter #anyway #i am 100% aware that these results mean nothing in terms of the wider fandom #i’m just petty <3 #and yknow i wouldn’t mind getting some discussion going #i’m kinda on the fence abt tagging cql or not bc i’m specifically asking abt novel canon #i probably shouldn’t

[sandrune-art]

I love watching a show and headcanoning everyone as asexual/aromantic/somewhere on the aroace spectrum, every show would be so much better with at least one aroace character

#asexual #aromantic #aroace #aroace spectrum #I know I'm kinda being delusional every time it happens but it makes me happy #I don't have any specific show rn on mind #hazbin hotel por example #the good place too #this is half a joke but also true

[feralmoonlight]

Halloween Ass Lookin Motherfucker

Alt version of the candycane joke one

#Candycane-less version for people watching their surgar #Eclipse #eclipse x reader #default AU #tw suggestive #suggestive #IDK THIS ONE LOOKS MORE SUGGESTIVE TO ME without the obvious dick joke cause now theres no joke #Debating having his colors change for the holiday cause the lowkey lore is he was designed as a halloween gimick in my brain #half the time anyway #Kinda wanna play around with him with different palletes #Keep the black #change the left side and accent colors #keep his face/rays #change clothes colors? #Alt lore is he's the glitch from balloon world and they all just 'get along' sorta inside? #ALT alt version is he's both boys at once #idk his lore is whatever it needs to be for the story lmao i don't know he's just a design that fits where needed #same with my default YN #feral scribbles

[elf-hollow]

"how'd the guy with no friends win?" scar asks, directly after fighting with and (arguably) killing pearl. pearl, the person who also won a season where she was famously at odds with just about everyone

#secret life spoilers #secret life #secret life smp #traffic life #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #I swear I'm not trying to be dramatic about this this was meant to be a joke but like. I am thinking about it #also I know pearl had that thing with martyn and ren I'm just ignoring it for the bit <3 #I mean kinda I wouldn't say those were the strongest bonds #idk tho it has been a bit since I watched double life maybe I'm misremembering #also like. to be clear I'm not saying that scar only arguably killed pearl to rob him of his win or anything #I just think it's really funny that technically she lost her last half heart to fall damage #and scar didn't even notice

[ahappyphjl]

made me chuckle how the actual new upload posts often get less notes than many of ours lol like this is our time, our community, our contributions. wdym you’re the amazingphil and daniel howell? u don’t even know dnp like we do, have u even made a post of them touching?

#this is a half-joke btw i actually feel kinda bad :( #like they deserve all the rb and likes #jenna rambles #dan and phil

[duothelingo]

Sigh

I sometimes daydream that the Duolingo bird calls me and he tells me all of the good things in life

And then kisses me? I don't know why or how, but it happens. It ALWAYS happens.

#submission #kinda satire #half joke

[silverware-is-interesting]

Remember that time I mentioned that I needed to draw something other than Sgt Splosion?? (plus Guardener, my sona, and my ocs)

varying quality doodles of mostly sgt splosion

#silverware's art #uty guardener #ts underswap #ts!underswap #ts underswap sgt splosion #he doesn't even have a tag (that i can find) #is this spoilers?? #idk why i see him as such a high school mean girl. he just gives those vibes. mixed with “can't let things go” #i am sincerely sorry about the mr. bombastic one. i thought of i and couldn't stop thinking about it. #idk why i like him. i thought i'd like Koffin-K the most. BUT THIS SON OF A BITCH CAME ON SCREEN WITH HIS STUPID ASS INTRO AND IT WAS OVER. #hopefully i don't become the 'sgt Splosion person' like i did with Guardener- #istg if he's as unimportant as Guardener i'mma go in-funckin'-sane(/hj) #i kinda don't remember making like. half of these- #cw kys joke #cw swearing #sometimes i forget that others can get uncomfy with swearing/kys jokes. sorry 'bout that- #'s just somethin' i do #why do i start using so many contractions sometimes? has the cowboy really messed with my brain this much?? #i have a couple headcannons about this guy. #but there are WAY too many tags on this post- #so i MIGHT share some of 'em at some point