#Twilight incorrect quotes

[fckedup247]

What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”

Meanwhile:

Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”

Edward: “it’s not that easy!”

Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”

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[lookitsaworm]

Riley, creating a newborn army: This cannot be legal

Victoria, handing a wad of cash to Jane: .... Sure it is

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[aphihephiandarti]

Bella: *gets a bruise*

Edward, shaking, tears visible in his eyes: hAsn’T shE beEn thRouGh ENOUGH?

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[wendigo-volturi]

Marcus no 😂

Aro: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow

Marcus: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and their specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,

Aro: Literally all you had to do was say no

Y/N: Marcus do you need a hug?

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[queenofglassbeliever]

Esme: Have you been told the good news Bella? Carlisle and I have decided to adopt another child.

Bella: Wow, that's so great. Congratu-

Carlisle: *slams adoption papers down onto table* It's you. Sign here.

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[misspines]

Edward: Understand, Bella. We can't be friends.

Also Edward: *takes advantage of every little moment to interact with Bella*

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[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella

Embry: This is a map of the entire world.

Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.

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[miss-morgans-lover]

Cullen's Incorrect Quotes:

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[simpfordemetri]

No bc Bella and Charlie

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[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Edward: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Alice: Forty five seconds?!?

Edward: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Alice , hugging Edward: Too late.

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[snow-fire13]

Twilight

Edward: "Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat."

Rosalie: seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.

Alice: neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"

Emmett: not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets.

Jasper: actual flat-earther.

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[fckedup247]

*Family time @ the Cullens (cause Esme definitely makes them do that)

Esme: “where’s Jasper?”

The Cullens: “??”

*meanwhile at forks old folks home*

Random 90 year old man: “Kids now a days wouldn’t know hard work if it hit them in the face, when I was their age I was fighting for my country in Nam”

Jasper as he reclines the sofa chair: “man I hear you Burt”

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[mirahlethkami]

*Esme crossing their arms in front of a broken coffee machine*

Esme: "Who broke it? I’m not

mad. I just want to know."

Bella: "I-I did, I broke it."

Esme: "No. no you didn’t. Edward?"

Edward: "Don’t look at me. Look at Alice!"

Alice: "What? I didn’t break it!"

Edward: "Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Suspicious."

Alice: "No, it’s not. Because it’s sitting

right in front of us and it’s broken!!"

Edward: "I-If it matters.. but

it probably doesn’t. Rosalie was the last one to use it."

Rosalie: "Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!!"

Edward: "Oh really. Then what were you

doing by the coffee machine earlier??"

Rosalie: "It’s close to the mirror.

Everyone knows that!"

Carlisle: "Okay... okay let’s stop fighting. I can pay for it."

Esme: "No, who broke it?"

Edward: "Jasper and Emmett been's awfully quiet."

Jasper: "REALLY?!?!"

Emmett: "COME ON DUDE-"

*Everyone bickering.*

Esme: "I broke it.. It burned my hand so

I punched it. I don't even drink coffee."

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[aphihephiandarti]

Bella in New Moon: I’ve made a list of possible places Edward could be

Jacob: Bella this is a globe

Bella: I have no fucking clue where he is.

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[wendigo-volturi]

Y/N: I don’t know if he even likes me back.

Aro: Nonsense! Marcus would jump off a cliff for you!

Y/N: Marcus would jump off a cliff for fun.

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[queenofglassbeliever]

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