#incorrect twilight wolf pack quotes

[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella

Embry: This is a map of the entire world.

Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.

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[incorrect-wolf-pack]

Paul: Favorite horror movie?

Embry: It

Jacob: Saw

Jared: Annabelle

Seth: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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[edwardsmedow]

edward: turns out we're a pretty good team for two people who hate each other.

Jacob: i don't hate you. i just think you're pretentious and unlikeable.

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[personalheroin]

Embry: Hey, quil sneezes like a girl!

Quil: and how about i pound you like a boy?

Quil: That didn’t come out right…

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[fanfictionroxs]

Back with my thoughts on Leah-Emily becoming besties again and fighting:

Emily: You're fucking intolerable!

Leah: Yeah well I taught your boyfriend what a clitoris is!

Emily: And I'm soooooo grateful for that because he's such a good learner 😏

Sam: *faints in the background from embarrassment*

Seth: I fucking hate this family

The pack: *run away into the forest because good mommy and crazy sister are fighting and good mommy is turning into crazy mommy wtf wtf*

Kim and Rachel: *enjoying the show with popcorn*

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[wolfpackshenanigans]

Seth: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.

Leah, trying not to get attacked by a vampire: This is a battle. We are in a BATTLE. Shouldn't you be thinking about other things?

Jared: But is he wrong? 

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[incorrectforks]

sam : if you ever feel special just remember that the worlds population is 7 709 333 425

paul : 7 709 333 424 and me:)

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[haletwinsstan]

Leah: Jacob, pass my bag

Jacob: What's the magic word?

Leah: Or else.

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[knight-ingale]

Y/n: it must be nice to be rich instead of having to develop a like-able personality

Edward: don’t say that

Y/n: buy my silence, coward

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[blulemonades]

Leah: where is your report card?

Seth: my friends stole it from me at school so now I don't have it.

Leah: do you think I'm stupid enough to believe that lie?

Seth: What lie?

Leah: That you have friends

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[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Sam: What idiots.

Sam: *Realizes it's the pack*

Sam: Wait, those’s are my idiots.

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[shenotready]

Jacob : Can I ask you a dumb question?

Leah : Better than anyone I know.

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[edwardsmedow]

Paul: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Sam : >:O language

Seth: Yeah watch your fucking language

Leah: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SETH THE FUCK WORD?

Jacob: 'The fuck word'.

Embry: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Jarred: Oh my god, he censored it

Jacob: Say fuck, Embry.

Paul: Do it, Embry. Say fuck.

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[cringeytwilightsideblog]

Paul: I killed a mosquito.

Paul: then I realized it was just trying to get food

Paul: I mean what if I went into the kitchen and was in the fridge and someone walks up to me and snaps my neck

Paul: how would I feel?

Jacob: ...

Jacob: are you ok?

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[waywardlampcookieturkey]

I'm sorry, but why did Bella choose Edward???? And not Jacob???? Like, shitty plot and shitty writing aside, homie girl rlly went and chose a literal blood sucker with eternally cold feet over a very fluffy very warm wolf??? And if they had gotten proper character development, the wolfie would have been literally better at everything???? Not just as in "oh, hot cool boy" but like, as an actual boyfriend that's emotionally available and helps u grow as a person????? Bella has to get over herself and admit she's up for wolf dick like the rest of us, smh

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[incorrectforks]

the pack + text posts and tweets😌✨💕

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