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•Top Gun Maverick✈️
~Jake “Hangman” Seresin
Dating Plus Sized S/O (Series)(completed)
Loneliness (Oneshot)
Desperation (Oneshot) (Smut)
Fuck Darlin’ (Oneshot) (Smut)
Steel Beach Party (Oneshot)
~Mickey “Fanboy” Garcia
Actions Speak Louder Than Words (Series)(ongoing)
Schoolboy Crush (Oneshot)
Two Turns Into Three (Oneshot) (Smut)
Opposites Attract (Oneshot)
Changes (Oneshot)
Fanboy with Asexual Partner (Headcanon)
Headcanons
First Second
~Natasha “Phoenix” Trace
What’s In The Envelope/Box/Plane/Vows/Honeymoon? (Short Series)(completed)
Stress Relief (Oneshot)(Smut)
Giggles (Oneshot)
See Something You Like, Sweets? (Oneshot)
Consequences (Oneshot) (Smut)
Controversially Young Girlfriend (short series)(ongoing)
Headcanons
Only Part
~Javy “Coyote” Machado
You and Javy and his friend Jake (Short Series)(ongoing)
Headcanons
Only Part
~Robert “Bob” Floyd
Happy Birthday(Oneshot)
Flower Crowns (Oneshot)
Hands (Oneshot) (Smutish)
Laser Tag (Oneshot)
Two Turns Into Three (Oneshot) (Smut)
Headcanons
Only Part
~Rueben “Payback” Fitch
Headcanons
Only Part
~Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw
Guys My Age (Oneshot) (Smut)
Oral Fixation (Onehsot) (Smutish)
Desperation (Oneshot) (Smut)
Car Troubles (Oneshot)
Branching Out (Oneshot)
~Dagger Squad
The cul-de-sac Squad(Series)
Part 1 Part 2
•Outer Range🐮
~Rhett Abbott
Confessions Left Unconfessed(Oneshot)
Waiting(Oneshot)
Knight in Flannel (Oneshot)
•Marvel❤️
~Bucky Barnes
Blind Dates (Oneshot)
Headcanons
Only Part
~Tony Stark
Headcanons
Only Part
~Yelena Belova
Headcanons
Only Part
~Natasha Romanoff
Uncompleted Missions (Oneshot)
Black Widow with New Girl (Headcanon)
~Loki Laufeyson
Loki and The Librarian (Oneshot) (Smut)
~Steven Grant/Mark Spector/Jake Lockley
Moonboys & Bisexual Girlfriend (Headcanon)
•Supernatural👻
~Dean Winchester
Burgers, Fries and Pie? (Oneshot)
•Twilight🧛🏻
~Rosalie Hale
Out and About (Oneshot)
~Leah Clearwater
Leah with Imprint (Headcanon)
•Teen Wolf🐺
~Stiles Stilinski
Treehouse Therapy (Oneshot)
•Criminal Minds💼
~Emily Prentiss
Emily with Girlfriend (Headcanon)
•Stranger Things👹
~Robin Buckley
GF Robin/BFF Eddie (Headcanon)
~Eddie Munson
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Twilight OC because I don't fucking know anymore-
"The word students mostly use is..."
"Tempestous?"
"More like bitchy"
Name: Alexis Robin Cullen
Name Meaning:
First Name: Alexis- Protector of humanity
Middle Name: Robin- a bird
Last Name: Cullen- Good-looking lad
Title: The Hellhound
Nicknames:
Alex (preferred name)
Al (Bella and Alice)
Rory (Edward, Jacob and Jasper)
Robin (Emmet and Rosalie)
Mittens (Edward and Alice)
Little one, my little star (Belinda)
Sis, Ri-Ri (Bea)
Auntie Ria (Hailey)
Ria (friends)
~~~
Age:
Physical Age: 17
Ages throughout the saga:
Twilight: 15
Twilight New moon: 16
Twilight Eclipse: 17
Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 1: 18
Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2: 19
Gender: Female
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: Bisexual
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Species: vampire
~~~~
Date Of Birth: August 10th 1990
Place Of Birth: Miami, America
Date Of Death: N/A
Place of Death: Forks, Washington
Cause of Death: N/A
Abilities:
Basic vampire abilities
Improved speed
Exceptional self-control
Special Ability:
shapeshifting (can shapeshift to any human or animal)
~~~~
Nationality:
American
Languages:
English
Korean
Spanish
Italian
~~~~
Schooling: Forks Highschool
Previous Occupation: Ice Cream place employee, student at Forks Highschool
Current occupation: Music Producer
Previous Resident: Miami, America
Current Resident: Forks Washington
First Appearance: Twilight
Last Appearance: The twilight saga: part 2
Status: alive
~~~~
Played by: Julia Stiles and Raegan Revord for younger self
Voice: Julia Stiles and Raegan Revord
Eye color: dark blue
Hair color: dirty blonde
Hair texture: wavy/curly
Hair length: long
~~~~
Appearances:
Twilight
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part one
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part two
~~~~~
Mental Health:
Anxiety Disorder
Hypomnesia
Fears:
Hydrophobia: Fear of water
Nosocomephobia: Fear of hospitals
~~~~
Positive Traits:
Confident
Kind
Caring
Loyal
Courageous
Brave
Sassy
Bold
Adventurous
Independent
Protective
Negative Traits:
Sarcastic
Rebellious
Secretive
Childish (rare trait)
Lazy(rare trait)
Can feel guilty easily
Struggles to open up to people
Skills:
Hacking
Coding
Writing
Art
Lock-picking
LyingSoccer
Hobbies:
Baking
Singing
Writing
Reading
Archery
Dancing
Skateboarding
Playing soccer
Likes:
Animals
Her guitar
Her computer
Wolves
Nature
Music
HorsesReading
Dislikes:
Dresses
Snobs
The volturi
Socializing
School
Homework
Makeup
The heat
homophobics
Salmon
Her cat sneeze
Needles
~~~~
Drinking: sometimes
Smoking: sometimes
Addictions: n/a
~~~~
Pet:
Batty- Australian Cattle Dog- female
Simba- Golden Retriever- male
~~~~
Best Friends:
Bella Swan
Alice Cullen
Jasper Hale
Close Friends:
Rosalie Hale
Carlisle Cullen
Emmet Cullen
Esme Cullen
Edward Cullen
Jacob Black (long lost friend)
Friends:
Eric Yorkie
Mike Newton
Angela Webber
Jessica Stanley
Frenemies:
The werewolf pack
Enemies:
The volturi
James
Victoria
Laurent
Family:
Carlisle Cullen- Father
Esme Cullen- Mother
Edward Cullen- Brother
Alice Cullen- Sister
Belinda- Bio Mum (deceased) (played by Idina Menzel)
Jaybird- younger bio brother (deceased) (played by George Henry Davidson)
Bea Austin- older sister (deceased) (played by Sophia Carson) (age: 17-20 in Alexis's tale)
Jack Austin- brother-in-law (deceased) (played by Joseph Quinn)
Nick- Bio Dad (unknown) (played by Dwayne Johnson)
Jacob Black- Imprint/Mate
Mindy Black- daughter (played by Jenna Ortega) (special power: Fire control)
Jazzy Black- daughter (played by Zendaya) (special power: water control)
Chad Black- son (played by Mason Gooding)(special power: electricity control)
Annika Austin- niece (Played by Sadie Sink)(special power: Ice/snow control) (age: 1- 8(in Alexis's Tale(a book I'm finna write), same ages as Seth in the rest of the saga) (Crush: Seth Clearwater)
Annika in the rest of the saga:
(Alexis's tale)
(Twilight)
(New Moon)
(Eclipse)
(Breaking Dawn)
"Ugh, you want me to shift, you don't want me to shift! Choose a lane!"
"And now you're a boy."
"I am today."
~~~~
"Before you ask, I brought the dog in."
Love Interests:
Past Love Interests:
None. Well, a teen named Rick had a crush on her but they're just good friends
Current Love Interest:
Jacob Black
�� ~~~~~~
Ship Name:
Jalex
Relationship trope:
Long lost friends to enemies
Starcrossed lovers
enemies to friends
friends to lovers
soulmates
Relationship headcannons:
-TBA-
Relationship playlist:
Love will find a way- TLK 2
I Won't Say I'm in Love- Hercules
Bella Notte- Lady and the Tramp
A Thousand Years- Christina Perri
True Love- P!nk
Rewrite the Stars- The Greatest Showman
You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift
Love Story- Taylor Swift
Someday- Z-O-M-B-I-E-S
We're of the same pride- TLG
Neverland- Zendaya
Faded- Sara Farrel version
Photograph (female and male version)- Ed Sheeran
Perfect- Ed Sheeran
Happier- Ed Sheeran
Shut Up and Dance- WALK THE MOON
Marry You- Bruno Mars
Beautiful to me- Ollie Murs
Mary on a Cross- Ghost
Hello Hello- Elton John and Lady Gaga
Love me like you do- Ellie Goulding
Relationship variants:
Gamora + Peter Quill- GOTG
Wanda Maximoff + Vision- MCU
Max + Lucas- Stranger Things
Kiara + Kovu- TLK 2
Bluestar + Oakheart- Warrior Cats
Brightheart + Cloudtail- Warrior Cats
Bella + Arrow- Survivors
Hanna + Caleb- Pretty Little Liars
Kat + Patrick- 10 Things I Hate About You
Maggie + Glenn- The Walking Dead
Michonne + Rick- The Walking Dead
Millie + Moxxie- Hellvua Boss
Elle + Tao- Heartstopper
Katherine + Danny- Just Go With It
Angel + Scamp- Lady and the Tramp 2
Lady + Tramp- Lady and the Tramp
Jenna + Balto- Balto
Juliet + Gnomeo- Gnomeo and Juliet
Relationship Aesthetic:
~~~
Trivia:
Alex lives in her own huge house with the help from Carslie so she can provide for Hailey after her sister died.She mostly shapeshifts into a lioness. Its basically her spirit animal lolShe met Jacob when she was in the forest one timeOut of everyone in the family, Emira likes Alice and Rosalie the bestAlex loves to play with her dogs and play on her guitar She got bullied when she was little
Alex used to own a bunny named Frothy but he went missing ;w;
Backstory:
Alexis was born to Belinda, a vampire and Nick, another vampire on the 10th of August before her brother, Jaybird and along with their younger sister Bea. Belinda was a huge role model in her life where her dad was hardly around. Their mom warned them about the werewolves. They hanged out with the Cullens whenever both of their parents were busy. When she was 8, she met Jacob and played with him but was cut short when her mom took her away from him, telling him his family was part of the werewolves. So, she never hanged with him again. Soon enough, when a fight between the Volturi and their family broke out, the dad ran away in cowardly fear and her mother and brother died. Alex and Bea cried next to their mother and brother that night and she grew distance between her sister.
A few years later, Bea and a vampire named Jack Austin, soon having a child with him. Alex noticed something off with Jack and tried to tell Bea but Bea wouldn't listen. Alex gave up and looked after Hailey whenever her sister or brother-in-law were busy and grew attached to her. She soon met Jacob again when she told him off for going onto vampire territory. Bea and Alex continued going to school, hence Carlisle helping them with school fees cause he's ✨rich✨. After getting into an argument with Bea one time, Bea got ran over by a car and passed away and Jack left, leaving Alex with Hailey. She soon started hanging out with Jacob, giving up with everything and they both slowly started to develop feelings for each other. By the time they were 17, they started to secretly date, the pack and Cullens soon finding out and who knows what happens next :)
Character variations:
Gamora (ROTG)
Kiara (TLK)
Kat Stradford (10 Things I Hate About You)
Megara (Hercules)
Sidney Prescott (Scream)
Mindy Meeks-Martin (Scream)
Bella (Survivors)
Missy (Young Sheldon)
Bluestar (Warriors)
Loona (Hellvua Boss)
Octavia (Hellvua Boss)
Megara (Hercules)
MJ (Spiderman)
Nimona (Nimona)
Hanna (Pretty Little Liars)
Memorable Quotes:
"What is this, asshole day?!"
-Alex to a few classmates when they didn't leave her alone
"I guess in this society, being a male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time"
-Alex to a few classmates when they were being jerks
"Who's ready to get FUCKED?!"
-Alex to a few friends when they're drunk
"Hey...you have a bit of oceanic blue glimmer in your eyes"
-Alex to Jacob when they're hanging out at night
"Holy shit, Carslie!"
-Alex to Carslie when he showed her, her new house
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car; I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right; I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
-Alex in English and Literacy class, reading a poem out loud about Jacob lol
Theme song:
All Is Found
Annika and Alex:
Bea and Alex:
Jaybird and Alex:
(Art not mine)
(If ya see any references, ykwyk)
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OC #2
"Hey, leave him alone!"
Name: Annika Daisy Austin
Name Meaning:
First Name: Annika- grace
Middle Name: Daisy- a small plant
Last Name: Austin- capital of Texas
Title: The Hellhound's Cousin
Nicknames:
-TBA-
~~~
Age:
Physical Age:
Ages throughout the saga:
Alexis's Tale: 1-8
Twilight: 10
Twilight New moon: 12
Twilight Eclipse: 14
Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 1: 16
Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2: 18
Gender: Female
Pronouns: she/her/they
Sexuality: Pansexual
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Species: vampire
~~~~
Date Of Birth: May 8th 2005
Place Of Birth: Forks, Washington
Date Of Death: N/A
Place of Death: N/A
Cause of Death: N/A
Abilities:
Basic vampire abilities
Improved speed
Exceptional self-control
Special Ability:
Ice powers (elsa)
~~~~
Nationality:
American
Languages:
English
~~~~
Schooling: Forks Highschool
Previous Occupation: Forks Primary
Current occupation: N/A
Previous Resident: Forks, Washington
Current Resident: Forks Washington
First Appearance: Alexis's Tale
Last Appearance: The twilight saga: part 2
Status: alive
~~~~
"The Volturi? Really? We gotta be afraid of a guy who looks like a rat?"
Played by: Sadie Sink
Voice: Sadie Sink
Eye color: ocean blue
Hair color: red
Hair texture: wavy/curly
Hair length: long
~~~~
Appearances:
Alexis's Tale
Twilight
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part one
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part two
~~~~~
Mental Health:
N/A
Fears:
-tba-
~~~~
Positive Traits:
Confident
Kind
Caring
Loyal
Courageous
Brave
Sassy
Bold
Adventurous
Independent
Protective
Negative Traits:
Sarcastic
Rebellious
Secretive
Childish (rare trait)
Lazy(rare trait)
Skills:
Skateboarding
Baking
Painting
Drawing
Hobbies:
Singing
Writing
Reading
Skateboarding
Likes:
Animals
Her guitar
Her computer
Wolves
Nature
Music
Horses
Reading
Dislikes:
Snobs
The volturi
Socializing
School
Homework
The heat
homophobics
Salmon
Needles
~~~~
Drinking: n/a
Smoking: n/a
Addictions: n/a
~~~~
Pet:
Batty- Australian Cattle Dog- female
Simba- Golden Retriever- male
~~~~
Best Friends:
Bella Swan
Alice Cullen
Jasper Hale
Close Friends:
Rosalie Hale
Carlisle Cullen
Emmet Cullen
Esme Cullen
Edward Cullen
Friends:
Eric Yorkie
Mike Newton
Angela Webber
Jessica Stanley
Jacob Black
Seth Clearwater
Leah Clearwater
Frenemies:
The werewolf pack
Enemies:
The volturi
James
Victoria
Laurent
Family:
Belinda-grandmother (deceased) (played by Idina Menzel)
Jaybird- younger bio brother (deceased) (played by George Henry Davidson)
Bea Austin- bio mother (deceased) (played by Sophia Carson) (age: 17-20 in Alexis's tale)
Jack Austin- bio father (deceased) (played by Joseph Quinn)
Nick- grandfather(unknown) (played by Dwayne Johnson)
Seth Clearwater- Imprint/Mate
"For the last time, I ain't Elsa-"
~~~~
"You're not bad yourself"
Love Interests:
Past Love Interests:
none
Current Love Interest:
Seth Clearwater
~~~~~~
Ship Name:
Sethikka
Relationship trope:
Friends to Lovers
Starcrossed lovers
soulmates
Relationship headcannons:
-TBA-
Relationship playlist:
True Colors- Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake
Didn't Know I could Feel This Way- Lady and the Tramp
I Don't Care- Emma Heesters
Relationship variants:
Cloudtail + Brightheart- Warriors
Scamp + Angel- Lady and the Tramp 2
Nala + Simba- The Lion King
Rani + Kion- The Lion Guard
Elle + Tao- Heartstopper
Gwen Stacey + Peter Parker- TASP
Relationship Aesthetic:
-tba-
~~~
Trivia:
-TBA-
Backstory:
Annika Daisy Austin was born on the 8th of May 2005 to Bea and Jack Austin. She loved her parents and aunt dearly and they loved her back. Whenever her parents weren't around, she hanged out with her aunt, Alex. But everything took a turn for the worse when her parents died. Alex was forced to look after Annika. But everything sorta worked out for the both of them.
A few years later, she meets Seth when they are training to fight Victoria's vampire crew in Eclipse. They became friends and as time passed, she developed a small crush on him. She teased him playfully sometimes but other times, she was good friends with him. They met again when Edward and Bella got married and hung out secretly when no one was looking. They soon became a couple while Edward and Bella were on their honeymoon. And time will tell what happens next :D
Character variations:
Brightheart (Warriors)
Gwen Stacey (TASP)
Angel (Lady and the Tramp 2)
Hailey (TMF)
Milly (TMF)
Claire (Tales of Arcadia series)
Memorable Quotes:
-Tba-
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𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍, 𝐸𝐷𝑊𝐴𝑅𝐷 𝐴𝑁𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑁𝑌. ⇀ surrender to the fume / it's all flesh, + 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝, + forgotten now.
༊*·˚࿐ ✞ 𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙽𝙴, or: overview.
full name. edward anthony cullen.
age. physically, twenty2 / actually, 122.
date + place of birth. june 20th, 1901 ; chicago, illinois, usa.
species. vampire.
nationality. american.
gender. demi man.
pronouns. he/them.
orientations. biromantic bisexual.
loyalties. the olympic coven.
notable family. carlisle cullen, adopted father. esme cullen, adopted mother. alice cullen, adopted sister. emmett cullen, adopted brother. rosalie hale, adopted sister. jasper hale, adopted brother.
༊*·˚࿐ ✞ 𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝚆𝙾, or: biographical.
edward anthony masen ( the second, a fact that nobody is letting him forget any - fuckin’ - time soon ! ) is born the only son to edward & elizabeth masen. beloved, beleaguered child — adored & doomed, in equal measures, by singular status. mother teeters on overbearing + father impresses upon baby - faced little boy that the family legacy is his to bear, on spindly little shoulders not designed for such a burden.
the masens are moneyed, comfortably so, courtesy of edward masen snr’s role as a highly successful lawyer ; allows him to send his only son to private schools ( catholic, naturally — more on this later ) & music lessons alike / god, how he takes to it. brilliant mind, natural charm … oh, to have it all !! ( elizabeth claims she gets it from him, + she’s right. they’re both effervescent, warm characters ; inviting, with laughter in deep brown hues. he looks so much like her, all dark hair + mouth built to curl into a smile, to catch on a canine as he’s trying to bite back a grin that’ll reach into every corner of a beautifully chiseled countenance. )
there’s a marked difference in the before + after, with him. before: he’s got the whole world in the palm of his hand, knows it too. clever, talented, charming … he has plans, to get a degree + to make a difference in the world. to do something useful, to become a man his mother could burst with pride over / do you think she would be proud of you now, boy ? with crimson wetting the corners of your downturned lips ?
cue: the spanish influenza ! his father goes down first, a quiet passing that edward can’t bring himself to properly mourn. ( can you grieve for a man who felt more like a ghost ? ) his mother is next, infinitely less quietly – she cries, she screams, she clings to whatever shreds of life she can. she begs the golden - eyed doctor to look after her boy ( to do what others can’t for him, doctor, please, he’s my world- ) + it’s not long after that when she slips away, goes still + quiet in a way he’s never known. his heart cleaves in two for her, + his own illness ratchets up shortly after.
he thinks he imagines it, being lifted / whisked away. he’s unaware of where he is, what’s going on … barely conscious, but the world comes to in vivid carmine when carlisle whispers something like a prayer & sinks his teeth in. he’s never known agony quite like it — for a moment, he genuinely thinks he’s dead ! ( god knows he begged enough for it, that he could go gentle into that good night … ) instead of the pearly gates, he wakes up with a ravenous hunger he can’t explain / a disquiet in his very bones, like they’ve been rearranged. he’s aware, in that split second, that something has become fundamentally different about his existence.
carlisle is remarkably patient + kind with him, in the early days. it’s so easy to trust him, with his gentle disposition, his preternatural calm. in measured, even tones he explains the minutiae of this lifestyle that they share. it doesn’t take long for an unbreakable bond to form / for all the monetary worth in the world, edward masen snr. failed to give his child any tangible emotional connection. carlisle is so forthcoming with it, so genuine in his affection, that he stops becoming a friend and more the father that edward deserved. by 1920, he’s changed his surname: cullen, here + ever after.
incidentally, the first + last time edward unintentionally reads carlisle’s mind is within the first year. it’s just — he’s so concerned, has so many unspoken questions just rattling around in there, & edward snaps. all it takes is a particularly loud thought — “will you stop with the questions?” “i wasn’t asking any.” telepathy, arriveth ! always so good, at reading people like open books … it flourishes into a skill he hones over time. ( he + his family have a code, though / they invite him in, as it were, like a knock at the door. otherwise, their business is their business & he’s leaving them the fuck to it. )
it’s just the two of them, for those first few years – in 1921, he brings esme home. ( he’s always had a soft spot for mothers, + she’s an exceptional one. ) carlisle tends to her so lovingly, edward sees the writing on the wall well before they do ! it’s his first time as best man at a wedding, grinning like a fool the entire time.
( oh, the dark period … four years, something of a teenaged rebellion when he breaks off to go do god knows what. he doesn’t enjoy dwelling on it, the bloodshed / the bitterness that brewed underneath perfect - porcelain skin, rancorous in a way he didn’t know he could be. by 1931, he’s gotten over his reputation (taylor’s version) era & rejoined the family. vegetarian ever since, + gratefully so ! what he won’t ever regret, though, is tasting charles evenson’s fear / it made him so succulent, so sweet. )
the family grows — rosalie joins in 1933, emmett in 1935. ( they’re so in love that it turns his stomach a little / first instance where something that might be loneliness sparks somewhere beneath his ribcage, destined to be quashed every time he feels its telltale ache. ) 1950 brings alice + jasper; alice takes it upon herself to move into his room within the first hour of being part of the family, to his utter horror. ( their wedding is the third he attends, just as joyful as the first. if he’s suppressing a horrific sense of desolation the entire time, then that’s his goddamned business. alice can tell him that she sees someone in his future all she damn likes, he’s not convinced. ) they’re a tight unit, from then on — far from a perfect family, that much is painfully true, but he loves them with an unmistakeable fierceness.
+ so the rest of his life unfolds, a blur: more places than he cares to name, degrees collected / that goddamned graduation cap collage will haunt him for eons. ( as a rule, he favours medicine, psychological sciences. he flirted with economics very briefly, found out he hated it ! every few years, he’ll fuck around in a different academic sandpit, to varying levels of success. the only one he hasn’t done is law … call it a grudge, given that edward masen snr. was hellbent on him entering the same field. ) they move around, settle as long as they can, move on ; it works out, for the most part. he’s never been able to quell that unsettling notion, though, that he might just be missing something. someone. whatever.
༊*·˚࿐ ✞ 𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴, or: personal.
sullen, brooding, overdramatic dickhead. i fully believe tht his siblings hv tried to push him off several bridges ( very much the scene in gilmore girls where luke shoves jess into the lake ) sheerly bc he’s annoyed them <3 in terms of how this affects how he interacts w other people … i think he’d avoid it as much as humanly possible, but it’s far more funny to inundate him with it + watch him squirm.
the fact that he drives a volvo remains devastating canon. he is now dangerously attached to it. he loves his volvo so goddamn much. he has a fucking arsenal of flashy sports cars, his entire family does — but he's gone + gotten overly attached to his shitty little volvo.
pretentious. i know it in my gut. the classical music was only the beginning of it. asked about his favourite book ? the singular novel of some long - dead writer that the square root of fuck all people have heard about. favourite movie ? he’s barely holding back a tangent about when italian cinema was at its peak. begging someone to just bash him over a shovel + put him out of his misery !
current, + only, heir of the masen family fortune / manor. for what it’s worth, he’s treating it as a creative writing project ; he 'creates' a new heir every few decades, comes forth, claims the fortune, lets that heir die, rinse, repeat. he’s never gotten a formal law degree, but fuck if he can’t write a damn good will.
pathologically bricked but god, let’s not get into that. fella’s essentially the teenage boy at bible camp who just learned what sins of the flesh were & got hot + bothered about it / never met another mindreader & he’s thanking several long - dead gods for that fact, because they’d never get over how chronically horny & how cripplingly sad he is about it.
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