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menelaus-blue · 10 months

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hello tumblr god spoke to me in a vision and told me i needed to make this so i did.

#she’s everything. he’s just zixuan #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #xuanli #barbie #ummmmmm #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mxtx #they mean so much to me ok

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shepscapades · 27 days

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Maybe now would be a good time to mention that Etho doesn’t technically join hermitcraft until after the start of Double Life… which means. Yeah dbhc Etho is still in reset-mode for the entirety of Double Life (this is about equally upsetting as it is genuinely hilarious)

(Despite being explicitly told not to force Etho to re-deviate by Xisuma and Doc, and after roughly a month of no luck, I’m sure you can imagine the impatience and desperation that went into Bdubs’ decision to sign Etho up for the next life series, considering the last one was the last time Bdubs really saw Etho. Or. As himself anyway.)

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assortedriceballs · 4 months

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That was a DECISION to make Hades like that and i LOVED it. Like that's NICO'S DAD y'all and it shows.

#was he wearing eyeliner?#even my mom was like ummmmmm fruity?#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #hades #pjo tv series #pjo tv show #pjo disney +#pjo disney

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bayboyzone · 6 months

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penguins of madagascar log

#ummmmmm hi lol can you tell i want skipper so bad #penguins of madagascar #tpom #tpom skipper #tpom kowalski #tpom rico #tpom private #king julien #a little bit

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ghostbeam · 5 months

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I bet choso is so weird when he’s into u like u go out with friends and he just stares at u and it’s like that for weeks like he just doesn’t say anything to u first ever but he’s just. Always there he doesn’t really know what to do about it but he knows in his brain ur already his and like sometimes he’s next to u in the bar like on guard looking over your shoulder and u don’t even realize it until u turn around and more often than not he scares the shit out of you but eventually u get kind of used to him always being there and you’re not sure what changed or if anything ever did but now your leaning into him and letting him hold his arm across your chest protectively and sometimes he gets this scary look on his face when people look at you but honestly you don’t even mind it

#I think choso and u are dating and u don’t even know how it happened #hes Never asked u out or tried to take u on a date #but sometimes he just happens to be in the same place as u #I just think it’s never like formal #like it just happens #choso Just doesn’t know how to be normal abt it hes like #he’s just always there #and it feels right even if it is weird how he always shows up when ur out somewhere or holds onto u a little too tightly when u go out #and ummmmmm idk👁️👁️#hes a weirdo………and it’s hot………#ghost thoughts

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sorrelpaws · 5 months

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c’mon everybody!!! *jumps into a hole and no one follows me*

#rick and morty #morty smith #FEAR NO MORT #spoilers #just in case #ummmmmm. sorrel background wooaahhhhh craazyyyyyyyy what do we all think do you guys like it :-)

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bbyteach · 19 days

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Is this too 🌶️ for tumblr… let’s find out

#ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #my draws #edward teach #adopt our crew #stede bonnet #save our flag means death #idk if this needs a tag warning but ummmmmm yeah!

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owlpellet · 9 months

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telling him to read more was a bad idea

#drow #tiefling #dnd #old drow lore is ummmmmm #niram #yurim

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luxeslore · 18 days

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(this could be for anyone from any fandom, but as an example, I'll use our cod boys) Since it's almost sundress season, our COD boys are having heart attacks over the reader sitting pretty and innocently eating ice cream... (Sorry If I didn't explain this right, but it has been in my head for days)

18+ content, MDNI. afab!reader, dry humping.

literal heart attacks— but kyle garrick is the biggest victim of sundress season, as a man who’s obsessed with thighs. specifically your thighs. he could drop to his knees and nuzzle his face into them, between them right then and there and has to remind himself this is a wholesome date !!! but there you are enjoying your ice cream cone without a car in the world as if every inch of you isn’t sitting pretty…

and it’s not until you’re on your way back home, all sleepy from the sun in the passenger seat that kyle finally brings himself to splay a large hand over your plush thigh, before dragging his knuckles along the hem of your dress that’s all bunched up. his other hand grips the steering wheel terribly tight. you can see his hand flex, can see how hard it is for him to concentrate and— oh, he’s pulling over.

you say his name once. all sultry yet saccharine and he curses under his breath because he knows that you know exactly what you’re doing. his plush lips find your own in an instant once he leans over. your kisses are strawberry ice cream flavored and gaz finds irony in it; in how he could just eat you up in every sense. you’re already whimpering from how ravenous he seems for anything from you. for even the feeling of your body against his own which is apparent in the way his hands grab you up, fighting to get the pesky seatbelt off of you. “c’mere,” he growls as if you have a choice.

like he isn’t dragging you into his lap. and when you are finally sat on it— all out of breath from the struggle, mind you— you can feel him. every inch of his hard cock through his jeans and you sense your legs turning into jelly before you have your chance to grind down on him.

“fuckin’ sundress season,” he mutters, hips rocking upwards to create friction between the two of you underneath your dress. to press his bulge right up against on your pretty cunt that’s hidden away in your panties.

kyle truthfully feels like a dickhead considering he’s about to bust in his jeans from you rocking your hips back and forth on top of him. but then you place your hands over his that are resting on your waist, coaxing him to squeeze tighter— to guide you. ah, fuck it. he thinks to himself before getting more comfortable in his seat and giving you what you both want before you start whining like the brat you are.

usually he’s not this selfish. tending to your needs first is something he takes pride in. but when you keep grinding up on him and making those little sounds, he has no choice but to keep taking it all in. it’s alright, he decides. he’ll just manhandle you onto the couch and spend his night with those thighs of yours squished up on either side of his face instead. there’s no sweeter way to return the favor.

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syatuoi · 2 months

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alfredo log ∩^ω^∩

#hetalia #hetalia fanart #hetalia america #ummmmmm #aph hetalia

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shepscapades · 1 year

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More on Jimmy Who Knows Less Than Nothing About Androids (in which the fire inside Tango’s hands combined with the force of his shell cracking/popping probably forced some wires loose, so Tango now has to guide Jimmy through fixing and reconnecting everything. It takes, um… a little longer than Tango was expecting it to, but hey! At least he can use his hands now!)

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aropride · 1 year

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i wanted to watch mulan when i was 11 or so and i asked my parents and my mom was like “ummmm idk abt that :/” in the way that means no and i just accepted that and realized later she probably said no bc the whole story is abt a woman dressing as a man and that’d be a bad influence and turn me transgender or whatever. anyway when i was 17 my little brother wanted to watch mulan and my parents were like “yeah sure” and so i also watched it for the first time and really liked it and then two weeks later i came out as transgender

#text #mulan did not transgenderize me but could u imagine #being like No u cant watch that i dony wany my kid to thrn transgender #then they watch it and Two weeks later are like. Ummmmmm btw #peer reviewed banger

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princington · 1 year

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