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letothepotato · 2 months

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"...unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. Those who eat my flesh and drink my blood have eternal life, and I will raise them up on the last day; for my flesh is true food and my blood is true drink..." -- John 6:53-55

I didn't grow up religious but I was raised in a Methodist church before going Baptist in my teens and now in my 30s I'm a jumbled mess of things. My current hyper fixation is religious history and I'm currently re-reading Gospel of Judas. The Authors (Pagels and King) reference this quote (John 6:53-55) and all I could think was...

Vampire Jesus.

(my husband grew up Catholic so he laughs when I come read him weird crazy shit I find.)

#gospel of judas #vampire #vampcore #vampire jesus #gnosticism #blasphemy #blasphemous #blasphema-everybody in the room

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turflamicgaming420 · 4 months

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Vampire Jesus

#turflamicgaming420 #video games #epic #vampire Jesus

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oldwitchsleep · 9 days

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this is the funniest fucking thing he could possibly fucking say about lestat

#i KNOW there is context #i KNOW it's a legit thing #but JESUS this is so funny #he's just like us fr #interview with the vampire

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olliepickpocket · 1 year

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Yesterday during church I could not stop thinking about Jesus being a vampire and Judas' kiss being the bite that turns him into one

#happy easter i guess #vampire Jesus

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onlymywishfulthinking · 5 days

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Interview with the Vampire - S1E6/S2E3

"Come to me/Come to me you little whore"

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loumands · 21 days

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A moment of silence for Claudia who canonically has to travel through the war-torn Europe with her recently divorced dad who's getting hit on by every man they come across

#as i said suffered more than jesus #iwtvposting #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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mcqraw · 2 years

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#interview with the vampire #lestat x louis #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #iwtv amc #loustat #sam reid #jacob anderson #vampire chronicles #tvc #i need jesus #my stuff

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airearthandsunfire · 2 years

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If you are not aware yet, there is a movie titled "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter".

I found this movie FOR FREE on the tube of you.

It was an indie film project by some college people in Brazil? Mexico? It's been a couple years since I researched it (please be kind for I am but an adhd gremlin).

If you like cheesy movies, enjoy!

#also the vampires are all lesbians and gays #apparently lesbians make great antichrist energy sources lol #the scene transition is a spinning crucifix and i hated it at first but its actually really funny now #vampire #jesus #vampire jesus

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uspiria · 1 year

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Female Vampire (1973) dir. Jesus Franco

#female vampire #jesus franco #horrorstills #horroredit #filmedit #1970s #horror #french cinema #caps #*#*femalevampire #*franco #2000

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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I want a story where the angels didn't fall, they jumped. they clipped their own wings, knowing their Master wouldn't have a use or a need for them once they were damaged and less-than-holy. they could not defeat the Tyrant who exerted absolute control over their lives, so they abandoned heaven their homeland in exchange for independence, accepting exile as its own form of freedom. and hell is just the place where all unwanted things are sent--be they angels or souls who just will not obey.

#been looking through old story ideas and remembering that as a teenager #i processed religious trauma by turning it into blasphemous creative writing #there's also the story where the protagonist was a vampire and a friend of jesus's mom #and so was personally responsible for the resurrection of christ #and the one where satan was the mother figure of all the angels in heaven #and the 'Rebellion' was actually satan leaving her abusive spouse to protect her kids #anyways i have many feelings about being raised christian and all of those feelings are Spite

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sophsun1 · 10 days

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