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P E D R O P A S C A L
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SERIES
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🔥NEW MEXICO(PART IX)- Pedro asks you to spend his birthday together with you. You just go.
W I N N E R(PART VIII) - You couldn’t attend SAG awards but Pedro meets you late in the night to celebrate.
O U C H (PART VII) - You are at the Golden Globes and meet Pedro over there, he didn’t win unfortunately but still, he is a winner in bed.
B O A T (PART VI) - Today is your last day in Malta. Pedro will be back to work, and you also need to return to your routine. Pedro wants your last day to be wonderful, nothing like a surprise with a perfect end. The three most intense days of your life.
COME FIND ME (PART V) - Pedro promised you a weekend, but an unforeseen event changes everything. Maybe he's a fan of surprises, maybe he can find you.
72 HOURS WITH HIM (PART IV) - The shooting in Malta keeps going, all Pedro needs is a weekend off, well…he got it. Would you go meet him for only three days? Hmmm yes!
PEDRO SOLO (PART III) - The days are long and exhausting, Pedro has a huge hotel room, hot tub ... But he is missing something, could you help him?
LOSING GAME (PART II) - You meet Pedro again not just to take back your panties. He wants to play a game, who’s going to lose?
HIGH MILES CLUB (PART I) - After partying hard at Met Gala making out with you in the bathroom and later taking you to his hotel room in NY, he finds something inside his red overcoat pocket in the middle of the airport. But it doesn’t stop, more unexpected and hot things happens during his flight back home.
ONE SHOT
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MASTERCHEF FAIL - With a busy schedule, Pedro finds some time to spend with you. You promised him to cook his favorite food. Maybe things get out of hand and dessert comes before dinner.
PURPLE IS THE HOTTEST COLOR - After having a difficult day, Pedro meets you, no patience, no time for conversations.Pedro only has one desire in mind: you here and now, no matter if anyone will see you.
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PEDRO I M A G I N E
It’s 3 in the morning…
Hey, I’m looking at you…
What a smile…
🔥 You wearing his purple shirt…
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Who are Santa Trindade
Gringa is on her late 30’s totally addicted to Pascal for the latest years (she doesn’t know what happened) although she’s following his work since 2019 because she is a Star Wars nerd and fell in love with a mandalorian 🤷🏻♀️. Her favorite Pedro boy is Javi Gutierrez because he is chubby and funny (Pedro vibes almost 100%).
What makes her wet is when Pedro: slide his finger on his lips while giggling.
Good vibes: if she had a date with Pedro she thinks she wouldn’t be able to walk the next day 🥲
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@missyorkswhore is on her late 20’s and noticed Pedro when her uncle was watching Narcos, she saw Javier and asked him “wow, who’s that stach guy?”. A couple years later she finally got into Narcos and you know…she still want to marry Peña.
She loves when Pedro raises his eyebrow, and when he speaks Spanish [she thinks she can get wet in a fraction of seconds if he speaks like that to her in bed] ah and of course when he screams WHAT TOWN!!! as Joel.
Fave character obviously: DAVE FUCKING YORK (killer king)
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Something really really painful sad with dick Grayson but happy ending
♡ I’M SORRY — DICK GRAYSON
bf!dick x fem!reader | wc : 0.7k words | content : possible grammar and spelling mistakes, lowercase intended, angst, established relationship, mentions of an accident, mentions of blood, crying | request : um i mayhaps have forgotten the happy ending part, so a part two soon hopefully 😭
“wow, this is all your fault. i can’t believe you, y/n.”
dick grayson mumbled under his breath playfully, enjoying the disgruntled expression on your face.
“babe, i said i’m sorry!” you whined, pouting as you grabbed your boyfriend’s arm. “honest mistake, my bad.”
the two of you were invited to a charity ball, and you hadn’t realized you left the invitation back home until you were at the venue.
fortunately, you were a couple of blocks away from your apartment, which was why you two were walking back, with dick grumbling the whole way.
“we should’ve taken the car. i told you we should, but no!” dick stifled his smile, looking away so you couldn’t see his façade. “you insisted we walk. who even walks to a charity event?!”
you frowned, disheartened. “i’m sorry, babe. i didn’t think taking the car was necessary,” you confessed sincerely.
dick smiled, unable to keep up with his charade any longer. “i was just joking, love. gosh, you are so fun to play around with,” he stated, chuckling at your look of betrayal.
“you are such an idiot. i hate you!”
“now, you better take that back because we both know that’s a lie.”
you fastened your pace, walking away from the brunet. "nope, i'm being very honest." you laughed, amused by his reaction.
"y/n, come here!" dick called, chuckling as he followed you. "babe!"
the traffic lights turned red, causing the cars to come to a stop. you continued teasing your boyfriend as you crossed the road, sticking your tongue out in a mocking manner.
dick laughed as you did a little dance in the middle of the road, amused at the extent you went to make him laugh.
a loud zoom made the brunet freeze in his place, watching as an oncoming bike increased its speed despite the red light.
just as he opened his mouth to warn you, his gaze was filled with the slow motion image of the bike hitting you, your body being thrown a few feet away at the impact.
fuck, fuck, fuck. no, please, no. fuck, no.
"y/n!" dick yelled, his heart beating harshly against his chest as he ran towards you.
his breath quickened as he saw the blood, shakily taking out his phone as he kneeled next to your half-conscious body.
"i called for help. they said they'll be here in ten minutes."
the phone fell out of his hands, immediately reaching out to hold you in his arms as tears filled his vision.
"oh, baby." he touched your face gently, hot tears falling from his face to yours. "no, please."
you blinked softly, in a dazed state. "dick?" you called out, causing the brunet to nod in reply, more tears falling down his face.
"you have t-to talk to m-me, babe. how e-else am i g-going to stay a-awake?"
"i c-can't." dick cried harder, feeling your hands on his face. "i'm so sorry."
"richard, t-take … take a deep breath, p-please. calm down, o-okay?"
"how can i stay calm? y-you are … you—"
you felt lightheaded. "i'm sorry," you apologized, wiping away his tears. "i got blood all over you," you added.
"is that what you are worried about?!"
"i know this is your favorite suit."
despite your attempt at a joke, dick cried harder, feeling worse as he was supposed to be the one to console you.
yet here you were, lying in a pool of your own blood, still having time to make lighthearted jokes about the situation.
dick grayson ignored your words as you assured him you were fine, rambling away about anything and everything under the sun.
he didn't even know what language he was speaking in, let alone what he spoke about. he just rambled, hoping you'd stay awake until the ambulance came.
"i l-like this view." you interrupted his chattering, smiling through the pain. "r-really good an-angle of y-you."
"not the time, y/n."
you heaved a breath as you reached out to hold your boyfriend's hands, groaning quietly as the pain became unbearable.
"does it hurt bad?" dick asked softly. "is there anything i can do for you?"
you took a deep breath, wincing. "i-if i don't m-make it, i h-hope you know how much … m-much i love you. and if p-possible, look out for jay b-because—"
"no! don't give me this 'last word' talk." dick shook his head. "you'll be fine, and you will be the one to look out for jay because he'll listen to no one except you, and only you can handle him."
"babe, please—"
"no, just no. i will not let you leave me. if you even think about dying, i'm going to kill you."
"i love you, richard grayson. so fucking much, i do."
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NSFW ALPHABET - hitchhiker a
AO3
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
it’s a one-and-done sort of deal unless he takes a keen interest in you— even then, expect no kind words or loving touches. maybe just nuzzling
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he thinks his antlers are awfully pretty. keeps killing more deermen so he can always have them.
he knows it isn’t necessarily a body part, but still. he adores your voice, what an amazing instrument! it can sing, moan, cry, scream… WOW!
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
inside… outside… just wherever it ends up!
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
gets irreparably turned on when he eats deermen, coyotemen, etc. yes, he’s very into it when he’s hunting and such, but it’s a whole different story when consuming
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
it’s a secret… maybe all of his experience is simply instinct? maybe it isn’t. my money’s on the first one though
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
whatever position he finds you in, he will fuck you just like that. if it’s really a moment of desperation, he flips you onto your stomach
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
neither serious nor unserious, simply manic and frothing at the mouth
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
au naturel!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
intimate in a manner of speaking, definitely… analyzes your expressions and noises, and tends to mirror them back to you. over time, he finds his own rhythm + noises, even if it is just an amalgamation of yours and others he’s heard
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
doesn’t masturbate, just finds something to fuck to take the edge off
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
primal + predator/prey (inevitable), stalking (not even voyeurism atp)...
he’s just an animal high on the food chain. everything under that umbrella counts e.g. blood, marking
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
the woods, in a ditch, never in a comfortable/ideal place
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
the Hunt, scents/pheromones… specifically regarding the hunt, he loves it when you hide from him
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
willfully submit to anyone who isn’t his primary partner. even then, you have to be able to physically overpower + continuously restrain him (he loves it)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he loves giving, oh my goodness, especially if you’ve got a pussy. diving in headfirst, coating almost his entire face in your scent? he could die there and be more than content.
doesn’t have the hugest opinion on receiving, he prefers being inside you in… other ways
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
it can change like the wind, but usually, it is a bit rougher in pace. he can, however, just stay inside you without moving and be completely fine
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
i don’t believe that sex with him ever really… ends. if you’re in his sights, you’re not leaving for a very long time, or at least, not getting far. therefore, what’s a quickie in such a scenario if not simply a round?
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
everything he does is at your peril, so…
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
i don’t think he gets tired… good luck.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
doesn’t have access to any, but if he saw you were using one? he’d immediately explode it with his mind. you just need him, nothing else!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
unintentionally teases a lot, because he’s just there for himself! sucks if he isn’t rubbing your clit the right way, or pinching your nipples just right because that’s all for him at the end of the day. he’s not the most selfish lover in the world though… make enough sounds of discontentment and he may just relent :-)
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
so. much. NOISE. he’s still figuring out his vocal cords, so expect lots of guttural, almost static-sounding howls… and perhaps crude imitations of your moans thrown back at you
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
if you’re his beau/mate/whatever you wanna consider it, he will protect you like nothing else. he will go to lengths that will terrify and disgust you simply because a creature walked near his designated ‘perimeter’
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
6 ½ inches
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
you could consider it pretty high, but he instinctually believes it normal to want to have sex this often
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
power naps between rounds, but will wake up immediately if you even consider running off. you won’t be able to tell, though. he wants you to get a ‘head-start’
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Could you write something nsfw about Baekseung? 😵💫 I don't have anything specific in mind, anything you'd like!
i’ll probably continue my a-z nsfw series. lmk if you wanna see other members!
warnings: nsfw lol.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
- giggly. laughs at everything. he gets that post-nut happiness. feels like a dolphin jumping through a golden hoop surrounded by bubbles and sparkles. whatever that means.
- hugs you and kisses you everywhere on ur face.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
- likes his waist. he’s always wearing those slutty ass crop tops like come on ur just asking to be praised.
- he likes boobs lol. he’s so tall so he can see them really good from his angle. speaking from experience.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
- always uses a condom. has one on him at all times. just incase. he doesn’t like it messy bc he hates cleaning it up. if u asked him to cum anywhere else, he would, bc your his princess and he does whatever you ask <3
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
- likes being choked. he did it on accident when getting off and after he came he was like. why did i do that. he did it again. and again.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
- virgin. he watches pr*n so he thinks he knows what’s happening. he doesn’t. he’s a quick learner though.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
- he fucking loves taking u from behind. especially when ur bent over a surface so he can actually reach you. likes grabbing at ur hair.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
- he’s so smiley bc he luvs u. but he keeps it p serious. doesn’t really laugh until after sex. he’s like wow can’t believe i just had s*x.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
- i really don’t know???? i would guess he keeps it clean but not bald.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
- he’s really good at the whole boyfriend thing. even if he’s not ur boyfriend he can sure act like it. just wants to make you feel loved and fuck you like a slut.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
- doesn’t do it often. it’s a biweekly thing. he would die if he got caught. does what needs to be done though.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
- choking. really likes grabbing ur neck from behind and yanking you up to his chest. if u like it he’d be so happy. also likes getting choked bc he’s kind of crazy. put your hand on his neck when ur riding him and he’ll smile so big.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
- bedroom. likes to keep things private. likes fucking in hotel rooms too.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
- if u hint that you want it, he’s giving it to you. doesn’t play around. just tell him what you want.
- always wants to fuck when you cook for him. likes when u wine and dine him. dinner and a good time.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
- won’t keep going if someone walks in unexpectedly. he’s like gtfo i hate living here. then he gets soft and goes down on you. poor baek.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
- laurves both. isn’t offended if you don’t want to give him head bc he’s p big. if he’s too big for you he’ll help you take it slow. dies when you take it all btw.
- thinks giving head is so fun. ur sitting on his face for sure. also likes it from behind. holds you in place reallll tight.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
- both. he’s lanky, but he has nice control over his hips. likes it rough overall though.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
- so down. especially if ur just exchanging head and calling it a day. will do anything to please you and would go down on you before you left for the day. he’s fine waiting. <3
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
- not that risky. would try anything you wanted simply bc you asked.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
- can go up to 3. then he starts complaining like “damn bitch you still going?”
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
- doesn’t own any. would let you vibe tf out of him though.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
- he wants to give you the entire world and more. doesn’t tease unless you give him a reason too.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
- makes nice sounds. <3 like sooooo so pretty. long drawn-out moans + grunting right in ur ear. likes whispering to you too. keeps it pretty quiet overall but likes to remind you he’s there making you feel this nice.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
- cockwarm him. while he’s playing video games or writing lyrics in his room. just appreciates the warmth and closeness a lot. <3
- also can we talk about the fact that everyone thinks he’s some kind of sex god daddy dom. like yeah I agree. BUT. he might cry the first time you have sex bc it’s so overwhelming.
X = X-ray
- there’s absolutely no way he isn’t packing heat. like his hands are huge. his body is huge. he acts like he has the biggest cock in the world. im thinking like 7 on a bad day? somewhere between 7 and 8 on his best days.
Y = Yearning
- would fuck you everyday if you wanted. don’t ask to fuck every night though bc he’ll do that instead of sleeping.
Z = Zzz
- stares at you for as long as possible. he’s just trying to figure out how he ended up here. likes watching you sleep too. he’s good to do stuff after sex or nap. whatever u want. <3
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Alastor x Sick Reader - Pillow~Talk
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Hiya everyone! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
.・゜゜・ Long time no see! ・゜゜・．
✿ Got inspired at the extremely late hours of the night. ✿
★ Reason being? ★
✿ I have a massive headache. ✿
★ I also have a sore throat followed by a bunch of coughing. ★
✿ To sprinkle on this already bullshit of cake. ✿
★ A lot of sneezing and unneeded feeling's of being too hot or cold. ★
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◌ WARNINGS; Sick reader (obviously 💖), Soft cuddles, Heavy use of Swearing, Explicit details of being ill.
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Alastor's POV
Alastor was always in favor of surprises, even the ones that came out of nowhere. Narrow-minded wannabe overlord?
Done.
One whom believes they can seduce him?
Not even a second thought.
What he was gonna walk into? Well he was always in favor of surprises? Right?
Y/N POV
"God dammit." I shouted to no-one in particular. Followed by loud obnoxious coughing.
I felt like shit. The kinda of shit that everyone hated. This was fucking hell right? So obviously getting sick would be something that would be fall anyone who stepped foot into this realm. I've been here for what? A couple of years, Of course it was my time to get brutally sick.
I should’ve known Husk was sick just days prior.
The damned cat bastard practically told me without having to say anything. Knowing my dumb ass-self would be too stupid to f i g u r e. i t. o u t.
As I looked at the clock, it read 6:30 .a.m.
ugh-
I decided to lazily get up from my once warm bed and make my way to my private bathroom.
I looked in the mirror and saw myself but worse.
Wow with my raggedy ass H\C hair, Bags that were underneath my eyes, I could of swore I was a man.
I mean did I change genders over night?
What the hell happened in the last 10 hours?
I wonder what Alastor would do if he saw me right now.
As that thought passed through my mind I felt the strong urge to vomit.
I quickly got on my knees, lifted the toilet seat up, and started throwing up violently.
...
What the fuck you throw up rainbows in hell?!
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Alastor's POV
I started the day as per usual.
Spin the records, Get dressed to impress the best,
and go check on m y d a r l i n g f a w n before the hotel activities commence. As I put on my best smile I proceed to leave my quarters. There was only one thing on my mind, Ice cream for my dearest and coffee for myself to start the day.
Y/N has been practically been begging me to try this c o f f e e flavored ice cream. Usually I'm not one for sweets but it has me curious so this time
I'll b i t e.
As anticipation ran through my dead veins I strutted into my dearest quarter's and was greeted by an unpleasant sound. At first my mind was trying to comprehend what I just heard.
Just like a drop of a dime there was that sound again.
Which only confirmed that my dear partner in crime was indeed sick with some sort of virus.
Let's see what the damage is.
As I walked further into her bedroom and gently shut the door behind me.
I walked passed their bed and when I came across there figure, hunched over, vomiting out rainbows?
Husker briefly told me about his experience with being ill a couple of days ago. Charlie had to run admissions for new patients for about a week until the drunken old fellow was well again. I truthfully didn't believe him about the whole throwing up rainbows nonsense.
No wonder he was being all pissy after that exchange. He wasn't feeding me any over-dramatic bullshit. In fact he was being incredibly true!
I walked closer towards my beloved, I didn't want to scare them so I waited patiently until there was a moment of silence. So I could pull back their hair.
As I did so they faced me with a confused and angered look.
One that I haven't seen planted on their face since meeting them.
Well that was a first.
As I was taken aback.
Their features soften as they sighed harshly almost like it hurt to even talk. After a few moments of silence they spoke.
Y/N POV
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"Alastor what the hell are you doing here?" I conveyed above a whisper to not hurt my vocal cords. Alastor started to fondle my hair after that statement. Which relaxed me. Which I know he most definitely noticed.
"I came to check on you. Like I do every morning before I start to focus my attention on the Hazbin Hotel. However I'm going to have to cancel those festivities to tend to your needs love." Alastor said in a soft tone.
I picked myself up in a hurry as I waved my hands in front of me to protest. As I sniffled a little as I felt my vision become incredibly blurry.
“No you’ve got shit you have to do. Don’t you worry I'll be fine, besides I'm probably going to be sleeping for the majority of the time you’re present. You'll practically be bored out of your mind.” I conveyed very firmly as I coughed violently and start to lose my sense of gravity.
Luckily though my deer boyfriend caught me before I hit any impact.
"I won't be taking a no for an answer my dear, you are far more important then some silly hotel." Alastor replies firmly with soft radio filter.
I plea to intervene, He holds out his hand in objection.
Without a word or any warning whatsoever he picks me up bridal sided which leaves me too stunned to speak. He carries me to my bed as he claims;
"Yes I was looking forward to annoying Miss Vagatha to the point of corruption. What matters to me sweetheart is your health and your mental well-being so we can have many more adventures to come as my partner in crime."
He lays me down gently on the bed, He tucks me underneath the sheets.
I shudder from the once warm bed to a freezing nightmare.
Alastor was surprised yet again.
How could he know what was wrong usually blankets are supposed to keep you warm right? So why the hell was it so damned cold.
He lifted a finger to his chin as he pretended to be in deep thought.
"What are your symptoms my dear?" He spoke in a gentle tone.
I coughed harshly again I replied with;
"I'm either hot or cold doesn't make a difference how many blankets I have,
I've been coughing non-stop, sneezing religiously, and lastly if that's not enough throwing up rainbows which I didn't think was even a thing until now."
Alastor snickered at my last comment.
Which made me feel the need to be sarcastic despite my nauseated-self.
“You think this is funny huh? Wait until you get sick then I get to take care of my tall overlord boyfriend hmm?"
Alastor got super quiet and looked to the left.
"I'm afraid to tell you this dearest, but unfortunately overlords don't get the pleasure of getting extremely ill." Alastor replied softly.
I on the other-hand was surprised to say the least but also extremely jealous. "Lucky I wish upon a fish I was an overlord." I teased as I rolled on my side to face him, Sticking out my tongue in a playful manner.
Alastor decided to sit on the edge of the bed. Instituted to softly hum a tune of old, Proceeded to run his fingers through my mop of hair.
"Doesn't matter how many fish you wish upon you cannot change fate. You’re destined to be whatever it is this godly space wants you to be."
I yawned softly as I closed my eye lids, to dose off into a deep slumber.
"You may rest easy for the next following weeks, days, minutes, and seconds.
I will be here tending to you. Loving you. O n l y y o u . For the rest of my death years can buy me. You won't be alone or abandoned my little doe.
I will be right here whenever you need me."
As Alastor's hands gently cupped my cheeks and softly kissed my forehead as I fell into abyss of
d r e a m l a n d .
After I fell asleep and awoke Alastor was there.
He never left my side.
Since my insomniac treasured overlord doesn't technically need sleep he was at my side every waking second.
Need something to eat?
He'll grab it in a snap of his fingers.
Need something to drink?
Even wishing upon a star wishes it could be so damn fast.
Need medicine?
Puts The Flash to shame.
Need to talk about a n y t h i n g ?
He's yours he'll listen to you ramble for an eternity.
Lastly need someone to cuddle with in bed to keep you warm?
Surprisingly he didn't even hesitate, he just climbed into your bed and kept you warm for hours and hours on end.
He is so soft.
He is so warm.
He is m i n e ?
That sentence alone seems so foreign to even comprehend.
As soon as those thoughts went into my ill mind. I was reassured in a heartbeat.
Alastor pulled me closer to his chest and conveyed in such a loving embrace,
"I love you my dear, When you defeat this foe that's taken over your beautiful body, We will go get some ice cream and coffee together." I was in fact gleaming with so much joy that I squeezed the life out of Alastor's torso and snuggled into his chest.
I exhaled happily as I replied with a bubbly sick tone.
"I love you too Al, More than you probably will ever know.
I'm forever yours and I do mean that from the bottom of my oh dead soul.”
I giggle softly and continue with;
“I guess I better hurry up and get well again so you can try that coffee flavored ice cream." I claim as I close my eyes once more to rest.
I didn't realize it at the time, I could’ve swore I felt something wet land on my forehead. At the time I shrugged it off, Thinking that maybe there was a leak on the rooftop of the hotel that would need patching.
Little did I know I got my deer beau to cry tears of absolute joy by my words alone.
Once I was cured of my ridiculous sickness,
Alastor f i n a l l y tried coffee flavored ice cream, And dare I say that he absolutely loved it and went around for seconds.
I'm not one for surprises but Alastor taking care of me was the best unexpected surprise's I've ever had received.
THE END 🦌🍨
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✎ How did I do? Did I do well?
✎ Well hopefully I did decently because it's now currently 4:27 .a.m.
✎ I’m b e y o n d t i r e d.
✎ Anyways I hope all of you lovely’s have a goodnight/day
✎ (Totally depending on when you read this dumpster fire)
- Rachael/obsessedaizawa 😷💖
#alastor#alastor x reader#alastor x sick reader#alastor x gn reader#alastor headcannons#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#alastor x#alastor x oc#reader#x reader#tired#no sleep#need to go to bed#insomania#bipolar
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LISTENING TO FILE 10 OF THE TRAIN TO CALECO HILL. BE WARNED !! SPOILERS AHEAD!!
will be editing the post instead of reblogging o7
liveblog below the cut (:
oh no. medical room. why.
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NOOO HIS LEGS. get a fucking mobility aid. (prolly wouldnt have helped in this case lmao)
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YES BE MAD AT HER. THATS SO FUCKING VALID OF YOU.
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the monster WAS her wasnt it...
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yeeessss tash yesssss recognise the faults in relationships you fucking deserve to be mad. you fucking deserve it. yes.
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relatable, tash. relatable. i cant remember anything either 👍
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NO YOU HAD IT BEFORE. YOU BROUGHT CEDRIC ON THE TRAIN W YOU, TASH... THE TRAIN IS FUCKING W YOU.. how well do you remember the station, tash... you havent mentioned any of the ppl you knew since.. file 2 or 3..... love are you okay.
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THE TRAIN IS HIS HOME HE BELONGS HERE 💥 (for now)
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gods tash sounds so. different this episode. i mean this in the way that hes finally fed up and. hes at the end of his tether. and. whndkxjksdkssjdjf hes. this is good, this is fascinating...
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this guy needs a shock blanket
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this guy also needs friends
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HE ALSO NEEDS TO NOT DIE AND END UP AT CALECO HILL - (/theory)
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ooohh the dream changed...
oh thats ominous. different colours?? does that indicate a... Change of some sort? it rly feels like it does.... man.
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you know who can see (or at least are sensitive to it) ultraviolet light? axolotls. (/j. axolotl tash propaganda /silly)
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WHAT THE FUCK
OKAY THAT WAS A SLIGHT JUMPSCARE
what the fuck was that
HI OWL GIRL
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
ait
wait
IS TASH GETTING A MOBILITY AID?? FINALLY???????? AUWBFHZHDNDNZUDIAIDJDKSKCJDJ????????
oH MY GODS
i AM OVERJOYED. ‼️‼️‼️
WEIRD CREEPY NOISES INCE THE DOOR OPENS BUT HES GOT A CANE GUYS AAAAAJSHDNFKF
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SPINDLY LEGS?? WHAT??? WHDJSKFHSJ??
oh he does not trust owl girl anymore
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.spooky. spooky cane... monster cane... oh i love that...
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GLOWING. G L O W I N G
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ALBER!! SPOOKY MONSTER GLOWING CANE HAS A NAME!!!
please do be aware that figg 100% named that after their own cane (which is named albert)
AAAA TASH HAS A MOBILITY AID IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM ‼️‼️‼️
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ahajdjs "please stop glowing.." mate i dont think it will...
i love spooky glowing cane
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exactly the right height... alber i love you you are magical (literally)
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THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO, TASH. NO SOUND OF THE TRAIN ROLLING. READ MY FUCKING MIND AHDJJDD
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WHAT IS W H A T. TASH. TASH.
book??????? BOOOK????
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owl girl kleptomaniac moment
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FAMILIAR?? oh this is not gonna go well.
diary. diary. oh no. ohhh boy. habdjfkd
its his isnt it. it is. isnt it. a.
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june 20, 2019. anna. naming things. this is tash. leave where.the station, right??
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FOREST?? TOWN?? is. is this village tash theory. please say it is. a.
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nooo its not ): its rhe Station (which was also a thought that i had so)
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itttsss tash. his diary. before he forgor
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"hello again, anna" ITS EXACTLY HOW HE SAYS HI TO CEDRIC EVERY TIME AA
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RENÉE MENTION ‼️‼️ wow its been a while
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fuck, tash is desperate to have someone care abt him ):
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cody and lana... more mentions...
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The Train
oh gods. oh gods he does not sound okay. tasshhhh ):
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OH GODS, ME JUMPSCARE- i forgot that my voice is gonna be in this lmao
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lana time [:
(hi its me im lanas va lmao)
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AAND IT JUST ENDS?? OH BOY SHFNDJ
AAAAA OKAY THAT WAS. A LOT. HOLY FUCK???
okay so. recap of what happened: tash is not dead, hes pissed at owl girl (rightfully), the dream Changed, he got a spooky cane named alber (‼️‼️‼️), owl girl gave him his diary and hes Remembered things, lana showed up, theres someone named mr 22
ouhh boy this sure was a finale
THE CLIFFHANGER WHYYYYYYYYY (i fully knew this was coming lmao)
AWHDHSKFUJSNDJANFBANDIXHSJJRKWDK HOW AM I MEANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TMRW WITH ALL THIS BRAINROT
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I'm so close to my limit on this fucking card game.
Greetings fellow duelists.
Picture this, okay. You're a Branded player. Hateful, I know. You want to play paper, build the deck in real life, test it out with other people. Great. Awesome. Fun for you!
You play some Master Duel, get a feel for the deck. Alright, yeah, feels good, feels powerful. Bit bricky, but who cares? Isn't every deck? (Coping.)
Grab a couple of Albaz Strike Structure Decks. $60 total, wow! Fit together something resembling your build, if a bit on the cheap side, but that's fine. You're just testing it out.
Boom! Wake up babe, new support just dropped. Time to upgrade! A trap like Branded Banishment, a clean $10, alright. Another Ecclesia retrain in Cartesia, a monster and a fusion spell? Sick, sign me up! So, how much we talking? $20? $30?
$60.
Oh. Alright, we'll just skip her for now then. No need to cash out so much for a one-of that only boosts consistency. What else is there?
Right, yeah, the Bystial monsters! A bunch of big asshole dragons who are also handtrap chaos monsters? Damn, pretty strong! Got some nice new continuous spells and traps like Regained and Beast for $5 each, yeah, sure.
The monsters aren't too terrible. Saronir for $5, Druiswurm for $10, Magnamhut for $20. Pricey, sure, but if it changes and evolves the playstyle so much. Oh, and Lubellion! So again, like $30, right? Or is this another $60 Cartesia situation?
$120.
Okay no. If we can't have all these nice pretty new Branded cards for under $300 when I'm only planning to mess around, I'm good, I'll pass.
Luckily, the tins are coming out later this year, so I'm sure the reprints will be a lot cheaper. And prettier, too. Then I can finally upgrade my deck and play like I've practiced in-game! Just one more month, right?
DING DONG!
Oh? Who's that?
IT CHANGED.
Hmm? What did?
THE WHOLE DECK. IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. NO MORE DESPIA. NO MORE BYSTIALS. NO MORE BRANDED SPELLS AND TRAPS.
... But I liked Branded Beast control. I liked Masquerade + Dramaturge pass. I loved bringing back Mirrorjade with Ad Libitum. I loved banishing my opponent's monsters with Magnumhut to +2. What happened? Where're my children? Where are we? Who are you?
WELCOME TO DUEL MONSTERS BITCH, IT'S TIME FOR CHIMERA BRANDED, FORGET ABOUT THE TINS.
E M B R A C E N O S T A L G I A
#yugioh#branded#chimera the flying fucking mythical beast huh#now let me be clear#i actually love this new playstyle#i am a huge fan of the new consistency in the illusion cards#i think the plays and interruptions and things to do with guardian chimera are sick#i am having so much fun with this new variant of the deck#but jesus christ man#konami really said “let's make some fun cool new archetypes in despia and bystial”#and then DROP IT IMMEDIATELY#despia is superceded almost immediately by POTE format#bystials are relegated almost solely to d-link and sidedeck hate#i really loved the cool fun interactions between all of these different cards when paired with their native branded support#but no.#i hate using the word pushed. but have you SEEN mirror swordknight go into big berfomet?#hmm yes today i will quick effect tag out for a +3 handrip pip pip cheerio carry on#and somehow this is just par for the course. the new normal. an average thing for a modern deck to do#and the entire core#the ENTIRE CORE minus the boss monster#is $30#TOTAL#still gotta buy cartesia tho
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A to Z with changyi !
A . . . “actually I’m feeling pretty good today ☺️”
B . . . “back in a min, I need to go stop Aries from burning the dorm down”
C . . . “Could you maybe not?”
D . . . “donuts are literally the only reason I have the will to wake up in the morning ”
E . . . “even if we die tomorrow I’ll be happy. Because I got to beat you fools in a starring contest!”
F . . . “Fucking trying to sleep here guys”
G . . . “goodnight. Bye bye. Get off my doorstep, it’s 3 am”
H . . . “hello? Yes. I’m not ok”
I . . . “🎶i didn’t get a single hour of sleep in last night 🎵”
J . . . “jk, jk, not bts’s jungkook guys, just joking 😎”
K . . . “k is for kayyyy bitches goodnighttt queen”
L . . . “let’s pretend to know how to speak English class”
M . . . “Maybe someday I’ll get over them *cries 😢*- nOT NOW SIRI- ”
N . . . “no. Now why are you in the closet. Be gay and proud. Join me.”
O . . . “oh no our table! It’s bro-*chokes*”
P . . . “People are literally terrifying. I’d take no nose Voldemort over these fuckers anyway of the week.”
Q . . . “Quit it. I literally have like 30 iq 🙄”
R . . . “rightttt. Anyhow-”
S . . . “sooooooo tired. Bed now. Sleep yes. *falls over*”
T . . . “the fudge- why is everyone twerking? ”
U . . . “Up intel now I could never understand what happened inside the life of sleep. I want sleep.”
V . . . “Very interesting. Wow. Now. Who are you?”
W . . . “what about seductive lips bites-”
X . . . “X-x-rays my guys.”
Y . . . “you got life insurance right?”
Z . . . “zing zing- get in losers, I just bought Doritos and face cream, time for bed :)”
#In clonclusion he is very tired#aes!ocnet#deluxeocnet#fictional idol community#kpop oc#oc kpop#kpop addition#idol oc#kpop au#fake kpop idol#fake kpop group#fictional kpop idol#fictional idol group#—— changyi ↻ ⌊ longing for you ⌋
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CW aka Gift Thief Sona
Oh btw, here’s the uh sona for the whole gift thieves stuff
lmao I legit decided well hes gonna change REGARDLESS of what I do, just like CC, he’s changed s o goddamn much from his og document
sooo... yeah, also with each media Pelo releases I gain a new initial themed character- The Initial Collective grows
also I realized while editing this CW also stands for fucking content warning HFJDKSHDSK- ya know what im keeping it, fuck it we ball
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| Name: Chase (me? Using MY name again bc I’m too lazy for anything else? LMAO yeah) Wolfe
| Nicknames: CW, Cryptid/Crypts
| Pronouns/Sexuality: He/Him (Trans FTM) and CW is p much Polyamorous
| Age: 30
| Species/Race: Human (White/American)
| Height: 5’5”
| Occupation: Has a small business The Cryptid’s Comforts (he sells comfort character letters and packages)
| Hair Color: Dark Brown (Spiky quiff)
| Eye Color: Gunmetal Blue
| Body Type: He’s fat
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| Appearance: CW (wow, I got CC and now CW …T h e C o l l e c t i o n g r o w s…) wears light pastel purple hoodie with puppy/dog and flower designs on it) has some mint colored pants that go with it
(they look somewhat like pajama pants) and then finally he wears checkered sneakers that match his outfit (his right shoe is light pastel purple and the left is mint green)
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He has some light pastel gauge earrings, has a silver puppy paw necklace that has purple gemstones all over it, he has a circle beard before I forget that detail, he’s painted his nails to match his aesthetic.
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Only scars he has is his top surgery scars, has lil fangs (those are real btw), has a BUNCH of light pastel purple and mint bandaids all over him (legit it’s for aesthetics plus I dig OCs with bandaids on em like that lmao)
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| Personality: Lmao watch this bullshit change IMMENSELY over time, ya know what, I’m gonna TRY to stick with basics- CW is a pathetic wet cat of a guy,, he has NO rizz, gets NO bitches but god d a m n will he try (gonna rizz up that Blueberry dude and Bandron) sucks at flirting, hell this dumbass motherfucker wouldn’t even KNOW if someone was flirting with HIM.
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Aside from that however…
CW is actually super sweet, kind, caring, wouldn’t hurt a fly in all honesty… Can be very oblivious to some pretty obvious danger (CW THEY ARE GOING TO SHOOT YOU N STEAL YOUR SHIT S T O P BEING GAY FOR THEM- ‘’hehe, funny blueberry man and silly robot go brrr’’)
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CW is super chill usually, seems carefree (trust me, he’s not just carefree lmao) ALSO a lot of people seem concerned for him because he’s got some VERY dark circles around his eyes and his eyes are usually half-lidded anyways, he looks EXHAUSTED but he promises he’s actually genuinely fine! (he is tho legit, he just has that look)
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He can also be so so silly …What does that mean? … 🤡
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| Side Facts: When CW isn’t working on letters/packages, in his free time he’s usually playing video games (now you might think bc of his aesthetic it’ll be something like Stardew, MC, AC, etc …Yes actually but he fucking LOVES horror games the most)
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In fact he has tons and TONS of horror games, merch, etc- He fucking LOVES horror a lot which throws people for a loop whenever they see his house both inside and out (his house LITERALLY looks fucking scary even on the outside) there’s a cute pastel colored house not that far from his actual house.
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Whenever he invited someone over for the first time it legit went like “Oh, is that your house? It’s so cute!” CW just blinks and then shakes his head with a soft laugh “What? Oh no, that’s not mine, that one’s mine” and then he points to fuckin haunted ass lookin’ house on the hill (cue dark storm clouds and lightning)
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CW also listens to music a lot, in fact he’s rarely seen without his headphones (music can help him function in general, also,, it helps him de-stress) sometimes he’ll be writing or drawing and then other times he’s playing his electric guitar (never plays in front of others, he’s very self conscious tbh)
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I don’t actually have a very coherent storyline for him just yet lmao but I know that’ll change, the same way it did with CC- It’ll change. The only difference is genuinely that I’m sticking MOSTLY to canon, like he goes to that one place to choose a gift, it gets stolen, etc.
(also a side edit: ...i do have- s o m e ‘’lore’’ now in those regards but not sure how many people actually wanna hear that shit so lmao)
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Final tidbits are that CW has a southern accent and speaks in a soft spoken tone of voice most of the time, only time he gets loud is when he’s talking about something he’s passionate about or his hyperfixation/special interests.
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(Bats, Hyenas, and Dogs are his main animal themed special interests, he knows a LOT and can talk your ears off about those funky lil creechurs, but there’s a LOT more I’d be here all day tho otherwise so yeye)
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I guarantee all this will change lmao,, he just doesn’t feel… Silly enough but who knows for now
#sr pelo se buscan ladrones#the bluerglar berry sr pelo#the bandron sr pelo#...erm- idk how to tag this one-#gift thief sona#i guess uh that even tho hes not a thief himself#i just like makin soft lil guys for characters who are stinky bastards lmao
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Imagine being worth 60mln at the age of 16, wtf but hopefully he plays well. Zidane hair era??? For a second I thought it'd be Kaka and that Kaka look alike not his actual son akdhajhsjsgajahaj
Messi acts like Neymar's father what is Neymar gonna do once Messi retires, Neymar retirement era as well? Skshsbahjshababsjshaha
WHO IS THE SPANISH PLAYER PARK SEONGHWA
I've always had this issue with The Blues, I saw them in match a few times and it was during the seasons when they were mostly defending not attacking and it's not like they always played better teams so it was confusing. Well anyways LONDON IS RED so 🤗 Ronaldo at Bayern wow and Man City, Man Utd fans would be thrilled lmao
Tbh I know it's not always easy to check everyone before hiring them, like all the idols who were mean to people at some point, a lot of the situations were kept in secret. Prison League 💀
I spent some time "studying" the royals, so I have a lot of strong opinions about them, maybe that's why. I obviously don't know them personally, but some things are obvious. Hahaha do you think some of the watch The Crown and actually like it? 👀
GOT at Coachella? Hmmm choices, but that would be funny. Shinee at Coachella tho! Or maybe not there since it's trash. Godddd I hate Paris now because they're getting MuBank in April with Skz and then Lolla with Skz as well??? Fuck them Frenchies, after witnessing their behaviour at Fashion Week this year and last year they don't deserve shit 😤 good for Skz, very proud but also 🔫
Unhinged mid/late 2000s tv shows was such an era. And now they released Teen Wolf the movie IT'S SO BAD. Oh I haven't really watched Wizards of Weverly Place, I saw a few episodes but I don't think I was the target audience when it came out. I'm not really a Disney Channel person, except for Zack and Cody and maybe Hannah Montana
Yeah, Baek not to threaten you, but I might send my army of snakes after you if you keep teasing me 😘 uhm a G wagon to pick up girls???
I started the murderous husband webtoon on a different page that has more chapters, cause I had to see what was going on! It's interesting, but idk how to feel about that relationship, we'll see
The NASCAR cartoon was called NASCAR RACERS idk why I watched it
Soohyuk is clearly dating Hoshi lol also don't forget about our wedding soon!
Everything I've learnt about Coleen Hoover was against my will and now Blake, et tu Brute...
Hold on Baeksy, consider this... the question is, why are they enemies, or is it a one sided hatred? How and why did person 1 fall for person 2? So many possibilities!!!
Me for the past few days: ik Hwa has black hair, I need to accept it. Hwa: *shows up with black hair*. Me: WTF IS THIS 😭😭😭😭
EH, ot8 black hair lovers are winning... but oh well. Now if Seonghwa cuts his hair (99% sure he trimmed it already :/) and gets an under cut I'm gonna have a bigger problem. MILF SEONGHWA COME BACK PLS, L O N G HAIR PLS!!!!!
This idc for my kpop men looking like regular people 😫 they have black hair every 10 minutes what's there to miss. The only way to win me over with black hair is when the hair is loooooong long. And I literally had a dream about him in this colour, I know he had it for a while, but it's time to bring it back me thinks
I need more selcas. Also a missed opportunity to dye it a different colour, but I understand his scalp was damaged :( Seonghwa gives so much, but then he has to take it away...
AND MINGI 🤧🤧🤧🤧
Not him being 👉👈 about the cat beanie photos, best believe once the photos drop I'm gonna eat all my walls!!!
God Pique is so embarrassing what a clown. SO PRETTY YOUR DAUGHTER JSJSHSBANSHAHAH no bc if she was 3 years younger it'd make her 15 years younger and I know some people become parents at the age if 15, so imagine him as her father.... yikes
Oh yes they're right
Also not me not recognising Ateez at Eden's wedding, I especially couldn't recognise Hwa IT'S THE FUCKING HAIR IT'S NOT CLICKING FOR ME. Maddox is my new bias, because his hair aaaaaa. But Seonghwa talking about crying at the wedding, that's my boomer baby boy - DV 💖
hello!!!
Imagine being worth 60mln at the age of 16, wtf but hopefully he plays well. Zidane hair era??? For a second I thought it'd be Kaka and that Kaka look alike not his actual son akdhajhsjsgajahaj
YEAH AT THE AGE OF 16??? i was worrying about my exams and this bro out here earning millions 😭😭 he does, plays super well! his story is quite sad but his motivation is mental, he’s mbappe fast, maybe even faster and he’s only 16! hopefully he does not get injured!! LMFAOOOO FOR A MOMENT I WAS EXPECTING KAKA LOOKALIKE AND WAS SURPRISED IT WAS HIS ACTUAL ONE, his looks still >> zidane hair might not grow! he’s got 4 teams, rm, psg, juventus & bayern wanting him now 😭😭
Messi acts like Neymar's father what is Neymar gonna do once Messi retires, Neymar retirement era as well? Skshsbahjshababsjshaha
he really does, thiago messi who? it’s neymar messi actually 🤚🏻I THINK HE WOULD ACTUALLY he’s been wanting to bc njr said he can’t handle the media pressure anymore 😭😭 hopefully he retires w the wc trophy 😭😭
WHO IS THE SPANISH PLAYER PARK SEONGHWA
SINCE HE SAID THAT I HAVE TWO HYPOTHESES, 1 IF THAT SPANISH PLAYER PLAYS IN THE NATIONAL TEAM THEN ITS FERNANDO TORRES OR PEDRO 🤚🏻 I THINK ITS TORRES
I've always had this issue with The Blues, I saw them in match a few times and it was during the seasons when they were mostly defending not attacking and it's not like they always played better teams so it was confusing. Well anyways LONDON IS RED so 🤗 Ronaldo at Bayern wow and Man City, Man Utd fans would be thrilled lmao
yEAAAHHH the players are underperforming also the tensions w the coach and the head,,, spending MILLIONS in transfer windows atp they’re collecting players like pokémon but those players are not doING SHIT!!!! tuchel should have never left, mourinho is the only hope but i doubt he might come back,,, MAN CITYS CATCHING UP ALVAREZ IS COMING FOR UR REDS 😭😭😭 atp i think cristiano would like to go the man utd too but at least it’s said he’s gonna retire at rm 😭😭
Tbh I know it's not always easy to check everyone before hiring them, like all the idols who were mean to people at some point, a lot of the situations were kept in secret. Prison League 💀
yeah! it’s not easy but at least the bare minimum works 😭😭😭 sometimes a pretty face can get those idols anywhere, to the point of hiding insane stuff,, PRISON LEAGUE FBWKDBWM it’s not world cup, it’s prison wars <3
I spent some time "studying" the royals, so I have a lot of strong opinions about them, maybe that's why. I obviously don't know them personally, but some things are obvious. Hahaha do you think some of the watch The Crown and actually like it? 👀
OOOOOOOO with ur info, who do u think is the better one out of them all? who’s the worst? and who’s ok? i do like philip’s humor he seems like the funny, blunt type of person fbfb i think harry confirmed they see the crown 💀 charles also said he doesn’t mind it but thinks ppl might take the fictional part not seriously and think it’s real dbdb i know edward and sophie love it and made the queen watch it for funsies but she thought some parts were dramatized, i guess we can say they have some sort of humour fbfbf i bet no one watched the diana season 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
GOT at Coachella? Hmmm choices, but that would be funny. Shinee at Coachella tho! Or maybe not there since it's trash. Godddd I hate Paris now because they're getting MuBank in April with Skz and then Lolla with Skz as well??? Fuck them Frenchies, after witnessing their behaviour at Fashion Week this year and last year they don't deserve shit 😤 good for Skz, very proud but also 🔫 //// Unhinged mid/late 2000s tv shows was such an era. And now they released Teen Wolf the movie IT'S SO BAD. Oh I haven't really watched Wizards of Weverly Place, I saw a few episodes but I don't think I was the target audience when it came out. I'm not really a Disney Channel person, except for Zack and Cody and maybe Hannah Montana
yEAAHH GOT AT COACHELLA would be quite polarizing no? the songs would 😵💫😵💫the audience might find it pretty interesting to listen to all of that,,, SHINEE AT COACHELLA WOULD BE PERFECT, BRUNG OUT VIEW AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND ALL THE DANCE POP 😭😭 sm would never, they never sent exo when they were invited, im convinced they’ll never send their bg’s,,, NAURRR WILL U BE GOING?? yeah no the behaviour at the pfw was 😬 maybe lfw would be better
WHAT A GREAT ERA!!!! want the cliche romcom’s w THAT cringe factor back but ppl are so judge about everything they won’t be pleased w nothing 🔫🔫 THEY RELEASED WHAT???? ANON GUESS WHATS BEINF RELEASED FBWMFJWK MY MAIN THOUGHT WAS OH DYLANS GONNA HATE THIS 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️wowp was >>> ZACK AND CODY OH MY GOD AND HANNAH MONTANA 😭😭 i have her dolls with the click button on her tummy that when it clicks it sings party in the usa 😭😭 and miss anne? mother.
Yeah, Baek not to threaten you, but I might send my army of snakes after you if you keep teasing me 😘 uhm a G wagon to pick up girls???
yup! they tend to purchase gwagons but always go with girlies who are identical to every other nhl player ☺️ they’re all also slightly racist tho im not surprised on that fbdjck
I started the murderous husband webtoon on a different page that has more chapters, cause I had to see what was going on! It's interesting, but idk how to feel about that relationship, we'll see
IT REALLY IS INTERESTING and the dude makes it even better 🥰 have u read the perfect marriage revenge? it’s actually really good ive read most of it tho i stopped,, it’s very <33 pisses me off a little bc the fucking sister is 🔫
The NASCAR cartoon was called NASCAR RACERS idk why I watched it
wait hello, those are some fine men,, gives me totally spies but w guys vibes!
Soohyuk is clearly dating Hoshi lol also don't forget about our wedding soon! //// Everything I've learnt about Coleen Hoover was against my will and now Blake, et tu Brute...
CLEARLY HE’S DATING ME! I WAS IN THE CAR W HIM https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn7dfkLyMK6/?igshid=Zjc2ZTc4Nzk= he’s so dilf. he’s like perfect, really,, omg,,, HEY HEY IM SORRY I GOTTA STEAL UR GROOM THIS WEDDING CANT HAPPEN 🤚🏻 no srs i wish she backs out of the movie 😭😭😭
Hold on Baeksy, consider this... the question is, why are they enemies, or is it a one sided hatred? How and why did person 1 fall for person 2? So many possibilities!!! //// Me for the past few days: ik Hwa has black hair, I need to accept it. Hwa: *shows up with black hair*. Me: WTF IS THIS 😭😭😭😭 /// EH, ot8 black hair lovers are winning... but oh well. Now if Seonghwa cuts his hair (99% sure he trimmed it already :/) and gets an under cut I'm gonna have a bigger problem. MILF SEONGHWA COME BACK PLS, L O N G HAIR PLS!!!!!
i….omg,,,, the ANGST???? they HAVE to be enemies bc the main character was already with someone and the enemy’s heart broke seeing them all wholesome wHEN ALL THIS TIME HE’S BEEN IN LOVE WITH MC 😭😭 do u think the enemy would accept the heart if the mc brought it back to them,, HE HAS BLACK HAIR AND EVERYONE ELSE IN ATEEZ 😭😭😭😭😭😭 MINGI BROWN AT LEAST
HES SO CUTE HIS HATS BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD 😭😭 THE HAIR IS STILL LONG
This idc for my kpop men looking like regular people 😫 they have black hair every 10 minutes what's there to miss. The only way to win me over with black hair is when the hair is loooooong long. And I literally had a dream about him in this colour, I know he had it for a while, but it's time to bring it back me thinks /// I need more selcas. Also a missed opportunity to dye it a different colour, but I understand his scalp was damaged :( Seonghwa gives so much, but then he has to take it away... :// AND MINGI 🤧🤧🤧🤧
no srs 😭😭 let them look like gods for a minute they’ll go back to black anyway 😭😭 i’ve have seen
idol: *changes hair colour*
fan : *im so upset i liked him in black hair*
also, fan : *DYE YOUR HAIR COME ON1!1!1*
STOP BC THAT HAIR !!!!! THAT !!! HAIR WAS BEST BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO HIM !!!!! ur right, seonghwa ALWAYS gives, ALWAYS.
Not him being 👉👈 about the cat beanie photos, best believe once the photos drop I'm gonna eat all my walls!!! ///// God Pique is so embarrassing what a clown. SO PRETTY YOUR DAUGHTER JSJSHSBANSHAHAH no bc if she was 3 years younger it'd make her 15 years younger and I know some people become parents at the age if 15, so imagine him as her father.... yikes /// Oh yes they're right
im actually going to scream when these photos come out,,, 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
RIGHT THE FUCKING COMMENT HAD ME CRYING ITS SO FUNNY TO SCROLL THRU THEM 😭😭 VIOLATION,,,, omg stop that’s awkward as fuck,, when i first saw the photo i thought it was his sibling 💀💀 bro can’t take care of his kids this new edition would just make it worse,,, they are 100% right, do u rnr that one matz clip where he was manspreading and hongjoong walking to him, need that repeated but in this outfit 💃.
Also not me not recognising Ateez at Eden's wedding, I especially couldn't recognise Hwa IT'S THE FUCKING HAIR IT'S NOT CLICKING FOR ME. Maddox is my new bias, because his hair aaaaaa. But Seonghwa talking about crying at the wedding, that's my boomer baby boy - DV 💖
FBWKFBWJJDKWHDWK ITS THE HAIR THWKFHEK THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY WERE AT SOME CONFERENCE 😭😭 gave me ceo ateez era im saying, maddox >>> ateez actually 🤚🏻 he always has the best hair,,, ANON U KNOW HE WOULD CRY AT HIS WEDDING TOO LIKE THOSE VIDEOS WHERE THE GROOM CRIES SEEING THE BRIDE WALK DOWN FBWKFJWK NAURRRR WHEN IS IT MY TURN !!!!!!! WHEN !!!!!!! …hyuna and dawn back together?
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???? 😭😭 about the txt cb??
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EPILOGUE SEVEN
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VRISKA: Hey, Harry Anderson, giznuess where I be!
HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: whizzay fo' sheezy???
HARRY ANDERSON: Bounce wit me. whizzay be dis? i can’t hear yizzou! One, two three and to tha four.
V-R-to-tha-izziska cizzy pusha hiznand arizzle tha receiva of ha pizzy n shouts ova tha artillery barrizzle, betta check yo self.
VRIZZLE: Recognize the realness. It’s ME, idizzle! Tha HOT 8A8E you’re lucky enough ta hizzy gotten ta second 8ase wit so show some love!
HARRY ANDERSON: Recognize the realness. oh hi vriska!
H-A-DOUBLE-RIZZY ANDERSON with my forty-fo': whizzle up?
VRISKA: I Implored You Ta GIZZY WHIZZAY I 8M thats off tha hook yo!
HARRY ANDIZZLE: uh. hmm. baze' on tha horrizzle racket 'n tha background, i’m gizzy guess so show some love! tha bizzle outsizzle tha cizzle?
V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Ha HA! Holler at tha boss dogg. I TOLD you mah moms were trippin' ta H-to-tha-izzook Me Tha Fuck Up witta sweet milit8ry commission!
V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Boo-Yaa! I’m officially 'n tha rebizzle, Sucka like a fucka!!!!!!!
HARRY ANDERSON: ugh. i’m watch'n tha bizzattle out mah window rizzy now where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. be you SURE it’s siznafe fo` yizzay ta be out there, vrizzay aww nah?
HARRY ANDERSON: i’d kind of hate it if you dy before we gots to third baze.
VRISKA: Pfft, yizzay, wh8teva. I’m basically Immortal, bizzay.
VRISKA: I’m gonna 8reeze through here lizzay a H-to-tha-izzigh Money dippin' sweepstakes at the 8lackj8ck table!
HARRY ANDERSON: you shizzould probably actually gamble once 'n yo' life before you try ta mizzake gambl'n metaphors, bizzay so jus' chill. coz that was dire n we out!
VRISKA: Uh, excuze you, but Tavros tot8lly snuck me into Uncle Jake’s game last mizzle. It was Immoderately LIT.
HIZZLE ANDERSON: They call me tha president. wizzy but real don't give a fuck. be you still hate dat'n tavros?
VRISKA: Uhhhhhhhh... yeah with my forty-fo'? Why wizzouldn’t I be??
HIZZLE ANDIZZLE: aw dawg. hizze’s so pathetic.
VRISKA: Yeah, thiznat’s Tha Point, H-A-Double-Rizzy Anderson.
HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: hizzow d-ya stand kiss'n him? he’s so weird cuz Im tha Double O G. n alwizzles mysteriouslizzle sticky fo` some reasizzle. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.
HIZZLE ANDERSON: PLEAZE T-to-tha-izzell me yiznou haven’t gone ta thizzle baze wit him.
VRIZZLE: A girl D-to-tha-izzoes Not kiss n tell, Harry de8rizzle. : Hollaz to the East Side.:::)
HARRY ANDERSON bitch ass: okay well as L-to-tha-izzong as you don’t touch me rappa up hizzy weird, clammy body.
VRISKA: I’m nizzy go'n ta git a chance ta feel eitha of you up fo` A While, consider'n I’m now an Important 8bitch 'n Karkat n Meenah’s 8adizzles Revolutionarizzle Army.
VRISKA: Oh, I asked if thizzey cizzy squeeze you 'n. They S-8-to-tha-izzid they were JIZZY out of open'n let me holla at u.
VRISKA: Sorry Dude! Lol and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.
HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: did you jizzle call me ta brag in tha dogg pound?
HARRY ANDERSON: what elze be go'n on out there?
VRISKA: Ugh, whizno knizzle.
VIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit. Oh. yo' DIZZAY be here.
HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: whiznat and my money on my mind?!
HARRY ANDERSON: i thiznought he D-to-tha-izzidn’t want anyth'n ta do wit tha wizzar?
VRISKA yeah yeah baby: Yeah, wiznell, he S8YS that, but hizzle here right now n mah mom’s say'n a bizzy of G8y Shit to him.
VRISKA: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Thizzay hugg'n n Reminisc'n a8izzle how Old N Sad T-H-to-tha-izzey are or wh8teva.
HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: huh...
VRISKA: W-H-to-tha-izzat from tha streets of tha L-B-C?
HARRY ANDERSON so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: i really thought thizzat mah fatha might cizzy siznee me fo` mah birthday dis year. Im a bad boy.
VRISKA: Recognize the realness. Welp!
V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Thizzle Tha Br8ks, Kizzay.
HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: dawg.
HARRY ANDERSON: you cizzay be sizzuch a shitty girlfriend sometimes.
VIZZY: M-to-tha-izzay8e I’m inspired ta be a L-to-tha-izzess Than Ideal M8tesprit when I’m 'n tizzy prizzle of WEAKNESS? Eva consida that??
HARRY ANDERSON: unbelievable. Subscribe, get yo issue.
VRIZZAY: Hey I’m jizzay frontin' wit you! Don’t 8e such a 8a8y a8out it. Im crazy, you can't phase me. It’s a tiznot8l turnoff fo all my homies in the pen.
VRISKA: I’m siznure yo' d8d cares a8out yizzy very much. Maybe chill out?
HARRY ANDERSON: yizzy whateva. One, two three and to tha four.
HARRY ANDERSON: he’s always gett'n all weepy whenever i rap ta him anyway fo all my homies in the pen.
HARRY ANDERSON: i don’t think i could hizzy taken anotha round of him chillin' bizzack tizzay while apologiz'n ta me 'bout “whiznat happened wit me n yiznour motha, H-A-Double-Rizzy.”
HARRY ANDERSON: i M-to-tha-izzean, god. he’s nizzy even weed-smokin' DRUNK when he does dis spittin' that real shit.
HIZZLE ANDERSON spittin' that real shit: that might actually be tha most embarrass'n pizzle.
VRISKA: Y-to-tha-izzeah, lmao in all flavas.
VRISKA: Nizzy th8t you mention it, I thizzink he’s actually slackin' right nizzay? Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.
VRISKA: I thizzink I cizzle overhear...
VRISKA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. W8it.
V-R-to-tha-izziska stops try'n ta eavesdrizzle on John’s perpetratin' fo` a moment like a tru playa'. She’s distracted by anizzle noize if you gots a paper stack. She whizzips ha heezee around ta dizzle an all-too-familiar sound chillin' above tha saggin' silence like a fucka. It’s a S-to-tha-izzound thizzat shizze knows from hard-won experience can mean onlizzle one th'n.
Therizzles a clown nearby.
VRISKA now pass: I think I hear...
VRIZZISKA: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. GAMZIZZLE??
HARRY ANDERSON and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: gamzee sho nuff? mah auntie jane’s gizzle? wat it do ??
VRISKA: Yes! Who ELZE could I miznean?
VRISKA: Aint no stoppin' this shit. He’s arizzle here somewhere.
HIZZLE ANDERSON: so what? i see him evizzle day dogg. he sucks.
VRIZNISKA: So WH8T?! Hizzay like, Jane’s left hizzy dawg like a tru playa'!
H-A-DOUBLE-RIZZY ANDERSON: no, hizzy “neutral,” rememba? Death row 187 4 life.
VRISKA: Tizzy not how Pusha Vantas feels, betta check yo self.
VRISKA: He sez he’s a total 8astard. A Tr8itor Ta His Kind if you gots a paper stack.
HARRY ANDERSON: yawn.
Tha dust be beginn'n ta settle around Vrizzles ankles. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. She scans tha tree line n slackin' all playa attentizzle ta bear on dis curious rhythm of noizes com'n from nearby, beckon'n from tha undizzle. Sizzy pizzles toward it through tha thornizzle shrubbery.
VRISKA: shut up or get wet up. There’s a bounty out fo` his arrest! D8mn, T-H-to-tha-izzey’ll probablizzle piznut him 'n front of a tribunal if we cizzan git our hizzay on hiznim!
HIZZLE ANDERSON: oh, i change' mah M-to-tha-izzind keep'n it real yo. dis sounds gizzle actizzle.
HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: Put your feet up n take a breath ! invite me ta tha execizzle, please?
V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: If I could c8ptiznure tha Hiznigh Fuck'n Priest Makara they’d promote me ta, lizzle, thizzle 'n command of tha whole joint!!!!!!!!
V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Fizzay YE8H, know what im sayin?
HARRY ANDIZZLE so i can get on: wizzell.
HARRY ANDERSON: gizzle lizzay wit all that.
HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: call me if you wanna H-to-tha-izzook up afta tha battle.
VRISKA so show some love! N8turally!
John’s perpetratin' away a tear wiznith hizzis slizneeve when he cizzles S-to-tha-izzight of Vriska, innocizzle wander'n toward tha verizzle bush where he’d just abandonizzle (Vriska) ta sort out ha exhibition of unexpected n dizzle profane lust. Now that tha biznattle hizzas stillizzle, he ciznan overhear tha vile melody of tha blasphemizzles union.
ROZE to increase tha peace: Thizzles that noize again.
ROSE: shut up. I knew I wasn’t imagin'n it fo' sho'.
JOHN: oh no.
JOHN n shit: no, no, no fo all my homies in the pen...
JOHN: VRISKA, WAIT, DON’T! Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.!!!!
Jizzy rizzy to intervene, but it’s tizzle late. Vriska pushizzles asizzle tha last of tha F-R-to-tha-izzonds separat'n ha frizzle rappa quarry witta triumphant Ha keep'n it real yo!
Vriska’s huge, mischievous smile freezes on ha face. Whizzay eyes pizzay tha imizzle ta crazy ass brain, and it finally mizzles senze of dis incomprehensible jumble of gray limbs, blue n pizzurple slop, tanglizzle black hair, n stunned faces, ha expression begins ta slowly melt. It tizzy drizzay quickly, from phaze ta phaze, ta one of wonda, then anguish, n finally, abject horror.
JOHN: oh god.
Vriska n (Vriska) both start shriek'n at a pitch Jizzohn’s only eva heard one time before. It wizzas a sizzay thizzat once accompany tha end of everyth'n. A sound once heard tha night he dreamt 'n anizzle with the S-N-double-O-P.
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hello it’s me tea being a bad admin and not writing the first event. Instead i’m doing this and i’d make a pretty graphic but i hate my big computer right now so a nice graphic might come later bye, this also got insanely long and if you guys actually read it k u d o s
INTRODUCING…. me.
HELLO DREAMS N QUEENS, I feel like I haven’t said that in a while but anyway I’m tea, i’m 23, my pronouns are she/her, and I already forgot what else I’m suppose to write here like i’m in the est timezone but i act like i’m in the pst for some reason????? also I do not personally have any triggers and I have no limits on what i rp like I’m always down for literally any plot even if it’s been done to death it hasn’t been done by my character so lets go.
INTRODUCING…. the muses.
ugh are you ready for the shit show..... im gonna shoot myself in the face i have so many
DON O’CALLAHAN, justin chatwin, ( 30 ) + ALONE by HALSEY feat. BIG SEAN & STEFFLON DON.
IMOGEN WARD, madelaine petsch, ( 22 ) + REPERCUSSIONS by BEA MILLER.
JAMES WILLIAMS, milo ventimiglia, ( 35 ) + iROBOT by JON BELLION.
MILO SHEPARD, nick jonas, ( 24 ) + ALL THE KIDS ARE DEPRESSED by JEREMY ZUCKER.
OPHELIA MONROE, billie lourd, ( 25 ) + THUNDER by IMAGINE DRAGONS.
SHANE FRANCIS, carlson young, ( 22 ) + BETTER DAYS by HEDLEY.
WESLEY LLOYD, aaron taylor johnson, ( 25 ) + I’M NOT FAMOUS by AJR.
NIRVANA BAILEY, meaghan rath, ( 32 ) + TROUBLE by HALSEY.
ETHAN MCDONALD, dylan o’brien, ( 24 ) + I FALL APART by POST MALONE ( cover ).
VANCE MICHAELS, cody christian, ( 20 ) + I MEAN IT by G-EAZY.
BRUCE DENIRO, boyd holbrook, ( 35 ) + SUCKER FOR PAIN by LIL WAYNE, WIZ KHALIFA & IMAGINE DRAGONS W/ TY DOLLA $IGN FT X AMBASSADORS.
COOPER JORDAN, charlie puth, ( 24 ) + ME MYSELF & I by G-EAZY FEAT. BEBE REXHA
MICKEY DONOVAN, tony oller, ( 24 ) + SOBER UP by AJR.
JESSICA MILANO, mila kunis, ( 35 ) + SO WHAT by P!NK.
TANSY MALAI, brenda song, ( 30 ) + DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME by PANIC! AT THE DISCO.
INTRODUCING…. wanted plots.
Okay I am obsessed with platonic / supporting friends ships like? oh my fucking god? give me a good gang and I will legit die? especially if it’s like a brot3 or something like three solid amazing friends and like the more people connected the better im OBSESSED with name dropping.
Also I’m a bitch for cheating / toxic relationships. Give me physical fights and sleeping with other people. Give Me Fucking Angst. Let my muse be the cheater or let my muse be the one cheated on listen I’m down for legit all of it but when I do the specific muse posts I’ll sort of narrow this down a lot more but these are my two favorite kinds of ships which can technically go below but fight me.
INTRODUCING…. the favorites.
I will say this until I’m blue in the face, I am disgustingly straight for ( 4 ) men in this world. Okay there are a lot more than just four but I do have a top four because I’m a basic bitch but I love ansel elgort, taron egerton, danny jones & hugh grant. those are my main boys but if I made a legit list it’d probably go on for years. honorable mention who is my solid #5 is definitely keith powers. I am OBSESSED with this mans.
Want to talk about how gay I am? WOULD LOVE TO. I am a complete ( slut ) for vanessa morgan, kehlani, zendaya, zoe kravitz, ashley tisdae, lucy hale, lynn gunn, hayley kiyoko, nicole byer, bae suzy, keke palmer and ulrikke falch bitch MURDER ME.
as for ships like i’m down for anything m/f m/m f/f like I do lean mostly towards m/f and i do often prefer playing the male which is another favorite of mine like this rpg is the most i’ve ever played females and it’s legit so fucking weird to me??? i get so nervous talking about ships and stuff when it comes to my females because it’s so far out of my domain / comfort zone so murder me violently.
I tend to lean more toward platonic / supportive / family ships tho because I feel like I’m not stepping on anyones toES LMFAO OKAY I SHOULD STOP RAMBLING NOW BECAUSE IM EXTRA AS HELL
but also my favorite sweatshirt is the one i’m wearing and it says ‘i’m like 104% tired’ and my favorite pants are black boho pants with white swirls and just big and comfy ok
INTRODUCING…. future plans.
I AM HERE TO BREAK THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMFORTZONE I HATE IT IN HERE LIKE I am so used to playing dom!male characters and like don’t get me wrong, i fucking love my boys, i love them so god damn much but I want to have some girls who get love too like I want to play sub!boys and soft!girls and hard!girls and GIRLS! IN! GENERAL! like i sound so fucking basic but when I tell you guys it’s been about 10 years since I actually dedicated time to fleshing out a female character I mean it’s been about 11.
Also I really want to play out some slowburn relationships, some active marriages, some really fucked up exes and really confusing best friends like those are my favorites but I always get so fucking busy or so spacey that I wind up going missing for long periods of time and like? I’m here to stay? Like I feel comfy as fuck in this rpg and I am here to actively get past one or two threads for my connections / ships I’m here for longlasting relationships / rping okay????
AS FOR THE FUTURE, I do have two muses who are sitting in the submit waiting to be accepted? Like which is wild because while they’ve been sat there I’ve accepted myself twice? I don’t know why I’m holding off I guess I just feel guilty bringing in two girls without any sort of connection or anything???? Like I can not wait to bring Lennon up in here because my lil blue haired queen is going to burn this motherfucker down :’)
INTRODUCING…. why i said fuck it.
I SAID FUCK IT because do we wanna be honest? I had been running a rpg that was just draining the life out of me I felt like I was being a bad admin and not doing enough and I just wanted a group where I didn’t have to do so much y’know like, I wanted to just rp in a place where I could do whatever in the living fuck I wanted?? Like I wanted 50 muses, I want to sometimes just make graphics, I want to sometimes just chitchat ooc in private messages or just lurk the dash or just write starters / reply to them like
some days i’m here as fuck for writing and sometimes i’m not and I felt like no matter what rpg I ran or joined I’d be like put on a specific schedule and people will leave me in the dust???? you know????? but I feel like here we’re all just sort of chillin and tryin to live our best lives and I feel like this is my own personal and selfish safe haven like
i’m selfish as fuck and lazy as fuck and here as fuck for all of you :’)
#fckit:task001#⁰⁰⁰ˑ ᶤˢ ˢʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵃᵍᵃᶤᶰˀ ( ooc. )#WOW THIS GOT FUCKING L O N G#I FUCKING RAMBLED SO HARD FAM#i really only wanted this task so i could stalk you guys so#it's casual
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#wow ok i'm uh#dysphoric as FUCK#i just rbed a picture of me with long hair n#BAD#VERY BAD#i'm def not growing it out now lmao#i look so shit with it???#but above all it just makes me so dysphoric#like no!!!!#not a girl!!!!!!!#i'm in such a weird state though bc like... i have a connection to womanhood given i'm ya know.... a lesbian.......... but i'm just?? n o t#a#g i r l#n idk#i just feel BAD#and i can't vent on my vent insta bc i got an anon message saying i'm an attention seeker n i want to delete myself from the internet lmao#anyway time to cry because my brain mapped out my entire body Wrong#like uh HEY @ MY BODY#i'm not!!! meant to have the tiddies!!!! or that feminine fat distribution!!! or any of those secondary sex characteristics#it's weird bc like ??? i'm nb i'm not a dude#so idk how to deal with my dysphoria#guess i'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Euphoria 2x03 Thoughts
Ok let’s see how Cal’s backstory made him all repressed and fucked up
Oh so his dad is more than likely an abusive asshole
Oooh Derek is def jealous
Omg why is them dancing at the gay bar so cute?!
Goddamnit why did you have to make me sympathize with a character I can’t stand?! This is giving TLOU Pt. 2 feelings all over again.
Lmao Rue’s solo is AMAZING! That was so fun to watch!
Fuckin’ A Rue, lying to and gaslighting the people that actually love you ain’t it
Yo but why am I enjoying this Rue/Jules/Elliot dynamic so much? 😂
Elliot is hilarious and serving some excellent banter right now!
No but Rue getting so offended that Jules and Elliot negotiated a secret right in front of her 🤣
Ok so I guess Cal knows who Rue is, which I can’t remember if we knew before now
Oooh Rue & Jules out here getting spicy 🌶
God I hate that they are so cute together but such a recipe for disaster
YES! I am here for Lexi pursuing something she’s passionate about! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The use of the HBO sounder had me cracking up
Cassie I’ve been trying to defend you but FUCK you are killing me here. He does not care about you. S T O P!
Yup the RJE dynamic is going to be gold until it is not, and then it’s going to get ugly.
Also Elliot wtf did you think was going to happen?! Scat play OMG 😂😂😂
Lmao damn you two, right in front of Elliot’s salad? 😜
Hi Fez! I love you! Thank you for not giving in to Rue’s crazy!
“Hey Rue-Rue” “Hi Cass” idk why but it was cute
Lmao yo has “Oklahoma” ever been said this many times in 30 seconds ever before?
Ok I love how concerned all of them got when Rue said yes to being on drugs.
“Bitch, you better be joking!” The delivery had me rolling!
CASSIE FOR FUCK’S SAKE! LOVE?!
Ah ok that was a fake out but she still obviously feels like that’s real
Theo!
Nate: I love how sick you are. Me: 🤮
Oh man poor Kat, that may have been the most awkward thing I’ve seen in a long while
Rue what in the holy fuck are you doing?!
Is Drug Lady serious? Does she seriously think giving this kid 10k in drugs is good idea? There is no way that bitch doesn’t know Rue’s an addict.
This whole scene with Fez, Ash and Cal has me DYING
You’re right Fezco, Nate is a fuckin bitch
Ash is such a gangster holy shit! 😂
“Dial bitch!” I am H O W L I N G!!!
“You tellin me you had sex with Jewel?”
“You didn’t know that you were recording?”
“I fucked up” “Obviously man!”
“Your son? The one that’s in love with Jewel?” Fez is out here serving comedic gold AND tea!
“What kinda weird-ass father-son shit is going on around here bro?” Omg this scene is killing me in the best way!
“You’re confused? I’m fucking confused bro!”
Fez you are officially my favorite character and that was the best scene of this episode. Hell, it may have been the best scene of this show. That was a Gen Z Who’s on First and it was fucking hysterical.
Wow, I knew Elliot was going to get between Rue and Jules relationship but not like this
Elliot is written so well though. He’s def growing on me.
Oh fuck
That scene with Ali legit made me sad
From what I’m seeing so far, Rue is going to end this season completely alone and either in jail, overdosing, badly hurt because of Drug Lady Laurie, or dead.
Ugh of course we’re back with Nate and Maddy. 😒
As an ending side note, in the behind the episode the costume designer basically said the opening with Cal in the 90’s was a period piece and I died a little inside.
#euphoria#euphoria hbo#euphoria hbo max#euphoria spoilers#hbo#hbo max#rue bennett#jules vaughn#lexi howard#cassie howard#maddy perez#kat hernandez#fezco#nate jacobs#cal jacobs#ashtray#zendaya
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Eren with blackfem!S/O Pt 4 (NSFW)
Note: I had to get this outta my head and the love and support y’all give me Everytime is amazing I TOTES FUCK W YALL PURRRR
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-Girl you can start singing any Pop Smoke song and Eren will finish it for you 🥳
-Hit baby boy w the “Babe, she said what you know ‘bout love?”
-And If Eren’s close to you he’ll grab your hips and pull you close “I got what you need, walk up in the store and get what you want” Eren gives you a slow sloppy kiss, biting your lip before whispering “You get what you please...”
-Bitch you hit Eren w the gluck-gluck-spit and swirl 5000 and all his kids are gonna have a play date in your throat 👫👩🏻🤝👨🏼👩🏽🤝👨🏻👩🏻🤝👩🏼
-The way you hum in back of ur throat and roll your lips up and down his dick while swirling ur tongue and jacking him off got baby boy seein stars “Fucckkk, where did you learn this you fucking slut?”🤒🥴
-Spit in Baby Boy’s mouth after you swallow them kids plz, he loves that shit 🤤
-Eren will choke you and slowly let it all fall off of his tongue into your mouth and your pussy screams when you look into those eyes
-of course you swallow it all and y’all Kiss again before he fucks your face until your eyes roll back
-Yes girl, we gobble balls over here so don’t be acting stush when you see them ✨Jaeger Jewels✨
-S/O makes Eren help her with her wig installation
-Eren watches in awe as you lay that wig on some ghost bond and swoop on them baby hairs Erens a softie for some baby hairs, just makes the whole look come together for him
-Eren tried to do baby hairs on himself but his didn’t come out at pretty as yours did, so he pouts at S/O while holding out your edge control and edge brush
-“Nigga you over here wasting my edge control?” is S/O’s immediate reaction but when you see his edges you laugh and take the edge control from him “Sit down baby let me do it for you”
-You swoop Eren some nice ass baby hairs and he’s so happy it looks good w his man bun
-“Wow I look sexy” Eren can’t help but take some pictures
-Speaking of hair Eren likes to snuggle up between your thighs and let you braid his hair and you take good care of him (Eren loves how you’re so gentle on his head)
-“What the fuck is this? My forehead looks so fucking big!”
-“You look nice with cornrows babeee, giving me Carl Gallagher vibes right now”
-“My forehead!”
-“Okay let’s do some baby hairs,”
-Sweet boy is all smiles when you slap them baby hairs on em, thinks he’s the baddest bitch on the block (Not on your block tho, his block fasho tho)
-Eren loves how you spread those ass cheeks to show him that pretty fat pussy and yummy asshole before you back it up on his dick when it falls out while you ride
-He lowkey gotta “Woosah” cause he doesn’t wanna bust before fucks you to tears
-S/O loves when Eren fingers her ass while she rides for dear life, he does this things where he rubs his dick through the walls in ur ass on god that shit makes you squeal like a pig
“Relax pretty girl, I got you,”
-Eren knows that he’s really dicking you down good when you rip off your wig or bonnet mid stroke (baby boy is proud he’s giving you that WORK)
-This nigga be calling your momma after he fucks you to tears and cramps in the mirror for talking to him crazy so he can “discuss” your behavior with her
-Your momma dont know that her daughter’s been fucked to pieces by this man, so she always soothes Eren cause she thinks he’s an A N G E L
-“Eren you know how she gets, just give her some space she loves you”
-“Yeah Ma, I love her too.” (Sweet boy calls ur Momma ‘Ma’ and she loves it) 😍
-When y’all go to parties with the gang, Eren never lets you dance alone he wants u to enjoy urself 🤓
-S/O will be throwin that ass to some City Girls and Eren’s there to catch that ass cause he will really murk the poor guy who thinks he’s touching you
-Is the type of boyfriend to hype you up and record you while you throw that ass on him to post on his Snapchat story “Yeahhhh Y/N, purrrr baby!”🤪
-Feel so proud when you hit him with that slow whine and waistline reverse 🤩 wants to put your sexy ass in mating press e x p e d i t i o u s l y
-Eren doesnt like to drink but he smokes a lot so y’all will usually finish a 8th in one night
-You can’t roll because of your long nails so Eren usually rolls and you wouldn’t have it any other way cause he rolls demons
-Eren laughs at you when you start coughing cause u took a really big pull and you tell him “suck my dick” with a middle finger
-Little devil fucks your face later on that night with cotton mouth and all “You had all that mouth right? C’mere open up, slut.”
-Eren totally wanted to start a YouTube channel with you but he doesn’t like people in y’all business now so he definitely won’t like it when complete strangers start asking questions y’all have to answer
-So he makes lots of TikTok videos with you anything from dancing to memes and one time he made you do his edges for TikTok
-Eren loves to lay on you and suck your titties whenever he’s bored
-Baby boy will suck and kiss and nibble your nipples just cause
-He’ll slurp up your pussy when hes tired of your tittes, not enough to make you cum but just enough to make you mad when he randomly stops
-“Wha- baby keep going-! Please...”
-“Nah I’m going to play gta with Armin,”
-Sweet boy likes to be in your presence whenever he can, like y’all don’t even gotta talk as long as y’all do ur own things and enjoy each other’s presence Eren’s happy af
-One time y’all was chilling together doin ur own thing and you had to go to the beauty supply so Eren stops his game to follow u cause he wanted to be with you ^.^
-Eren holds the little basket and follows you up and down each aisle without complaining cause he knows Everytime y’all go ain’t no budget
-“Oh baby look they got new mink lashes! Which ones should I get? Bubbly or Party Girl?”
-“Party girl? It looks feathery?”
-You know those lipglosses at the counter in all the different flavors that cost $1? Eren rolls his eyes when you get a handful of them but he knows you need it cause you wear so much lipgloss
-S/O was walkin around with a lil attitude and ignored Eren when he was talking to u and Eren snatched her ass up by her collar
-“You didn’t hear me talking to you?”
-When she tries to give him the silent treatment he put her ass in mating press and fucks the words out of her
-You really try to give him the silent treatment cause ur so stubborn but when Eren puts that dick in your belly ur begging for forgiveness
-“So-hah-Sorry baby please p-please”
-Eren’s balls slap your asshole when he grinds his dick against your womb and he smirks when s/o starts screaming
-“Shut up, slut I thought you weren’t talking to me”
-Eren buries load after load into her pussy until her legs start to burn and her pussy turns red and sore and she starts to push on his tummy so he can’t fuck her so deep
-“Baby I c-can’t take no more, please”
-“That’s to bad slut maybe you should have better manners, move your fucking hand.”
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Can I request head cannons for hanako kun dating a black girl
a/n: oh yeah for sure we love that ghost mf in this house. i also know a certain friend of mine who likes him (you know who you are love ya mwah mwah)
this is gonna be all over the place AND have cursing. at this point dont expect me not to cuss all the time. if you dont like my aggression pay me for my silence. 100$ per word. this is gonna be long asf. also sorry for slipping off the face of the earth author’s block AND i forgot that i was a writing blog 😭😭 im stupid i know feel free to yell at me
contains slight spoilers
LETS GET IT
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okay so mr 4’9”, hanako kun, amane, bastard number 1
he LOVES you man
lil homie just loves everything about you
your hair, your skin, your height
(yall be blowin me in these hanako x readers that mf is 4’9 and i’m a whole 5’6 i’d tower over this bitch)
yall met thru kou (if you spot my favoritism mind your neck) since he’s attached to you
he introduced you to the whole gang acrually
mitsuba, nene, and hanako
Before the relationship
this mf was speechless
no like deadass
when kou pulled you in the bathroom (against your will) hanako had to do a double take
SHORTY GAVE ME WHIP WHIPLASH
anyways
role the clip marty
“Kou Minamoto, I’ll dead beat your ass in this hallway right now. I could care less if Teru saw. I’m not letting you drag me into a bathroom let alone that dusty ass bathroom, after school. You realize my mama will be on my ASS?” You exclaimed as you tried to pull your wrist out of Kou’s grip. “Y/N-senpai, please! It’ll be quick! I’ll just vouch for you and tell your mom that we were pulled for cleaning duty! I just want you to meet my friends!” Kou whined as he continued to drag you down the hallway, ignoring the passing looks. “You think my mama gonna fall for that bullshit? She gonna sniff it out!” You continued as you just gave up. Kou knocked on the bathroom door. “That must be Kou-kun!” A soft voice exclaimed as it opened. “Nene-senpai!” Kou chirped, making you snort. He elbowed you in the side.
Yashiro looked up at you and her cheeks flushed immediately. “Y-You’re one of the second years! What are you doing here? I mean— I’m Yashiro Nene! I’m a first-year!” She exclaimed while stuttering. She repeatedly bowed. You snickered. “I’m Y/N L/N, nice to meet you Nene.” You said as Kou dragged you inside. Yashiro closed the door and cupped her cheeks quietly squealing. “Oi! Hanako-kun, I have someone for you to meet!” Kou called out as you absentmindedly fluffed out your puff and smoothed your uniform down. “Took you long enoug—” Hanako trailed off as he looked at you. His jaw lightly dropped. ‘Hanako-kun? That sounds familiar.’ You thought. You looked up and froze. You looked between Kou and Hanako. “I know you’re fuckin lying, you did not take me to meet Hanako, Minamoto. I’m taking my ass HOME. Fuck allat bs.” You said as you twirled on your heel to book it out the bathroom. “Senpai wait— STOPPPP!” He whined out as he went to chase you.
“Hanako-kun, you’re drooling,” Nene commented. Hanako quickly closed his mouth. “G-Get back to mopping the floor, radish ankles,” Hanako said before he got a wet towel thrown in his face.
as you can see, this mf was far gone as soon as he saw you
he wants you bro
he was SLOBBERING over you
as he should tbh im youre hot asf
eventually kou managed to drag you back even if your phone was at risk of being snatched
and so what if kou damn near dog walked you tryna take you back there
and another so what if you two almost squared up in this section of the school
hanako was STUTTERING man
“i- you- wow- i” bitch spit it out
nene was amused to say the least
if she tried to ignore you drilling into kou in the background
“I DONT CARE IF THATS YA HOMIE ALL THAT SPOOKY BULLSHIT CAN SUCK THIS STRAP”
“DONT SAY THAT TO HANAKO AND MITSUBA”
“THERES FUCKING T W O OF THEM??? NAH BABY”
hanako was desperately tryna talk to you but with the amount of side eyes you gave him he was sure you’d find a way to beat his ass even if he was a capable fighter
but of course over time you warmed up to them and got pulled into their friend group
this was both a good thing and bad thing
the bad thing was the amount of times you had to lie to teru and run away from him
once again roll the clip marty but on that scooby doo shit mkay?
“I’m just saying, plain ass donuts don’t be hittin' the same as glazed ones.” You said, gently shaking the bag of plain donuts. Kou shook his head, arm hooked with yours, “All donuts are good donuts, Senpai.” He hummed out as he chewed on the bubblegum you reluctantly had given him earlier. “I just know his throat be dry as hell.” You joked. Kou giggled.
“And just where are you two going?” Teru’s voice asked just as they started to make their way up the stairs. They froze. “B-Big brother!” Kou squeaked out as he looked back at him. You turned around and winced at Teru’s stance. He stood at the bottom of the staircase with his arms crossed and eyebrow cocked. It was almost reminiscent of your mama waiting for you at home with a belt in her hands. All that was missing was the bonnet, robe, and house slippers.
“Heyyy mamas, you looking great today.” You said awkwardly. Teru only gave you a deadpanned expression. “Y/N, flattery will get you nowhere. Where are you two going? Why are you going upstairs? It’s dismissal time.” He said. “Damn, not even a thank you? I see how it is- ayo Teru, babe, that looks like someone’s tryna skip after classes.” You called out. Teru quickly looked back before you pulled Kou to run upstairs. Kou stumbled along as he followed. “There was no one ther- ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He yelled out before groaning. He went back to the club room. You and Kou breathlessly laughed as you both ran to the bathroom. You opened the door before getting pulled into a hug by Hanako.
“N/N! My favorite! Did you bring my donuts?” He asked, floating up to be eye to eye with you. He looked at you expectantly, arms still draped around you. You only sighed out a slight laugh before nodding. "Yeah, don't worry, Han. I got your dry ass donuts." You giggled. Hanako smiled, grabbing them before shoving one in his mouth. He sighed out happily as he ate them. You shook your head with a smile. "Hanako, ain't nobody gonna take them from you, relax. You smacking right now." You laughed out as you watched him go to town on the donuts. Kou held back a laugh as he noticed his cheeks flush. "Oh, shaddup." He mumbled as he floated off.
he's whipped for you man
im serious bro you make his day
the longer you're apart of their group the more you're pulled into their shenanigans
you didn't want to admit it because the thought was honestly ridiculous to you
the thought?
you were starting to gain a crush on him, a whole ghost
you were completely human and he was dead
you didn't really think it'd work out
but all it took for hanako to confess to you was the last time you damn near died
cliche i know i know but i genuinely think it would take a fat fucking minute for him to actually make an effort to ask you out or proclaim his love for you
so when you took a hit for nene, it fucked him up
you were one of the first humans he liked and fell for
sure he started to feel something for nene but then he realized the love her had for her was just platonic and couldn't compare to you
it was like he went blackout angry and quickly disposed on whatever enemy that had injured you
marty bestie you know what to do
Swinging his knife, Hanako let out a yell of anger. He was fuming. How dare they even fucking touch you? How dare they spill your pure blood over the floor? His body went on autopilot as you fell to your knees, holding your stomach. The screams of Nene and Kou blurred out as he swang faster, and faster, and faster. He was determined to fuck up this damned pest. Beheading it, he ran back. Kou and Nene were crouching above you crying as they applied pressure to your abdomen. "Y/N-senpai, please! Keep your eyes open!" Nene bawled out as she pressed onto the wound. There was a bit of blood on her dress as some of it dripped down into the water domain's floor. Hanako felt sick as your blood mixed with the water. He slid on his knees. "Hey! N/N, love, c'mon! Look! I... I defeated it!" Hanako said, panicked as he cupped your cheek. You groaned as your eyes started to flutter close. You couldn't give in to the constant requests and protests of Kou and Nene begging you to stay awake. Hanako's face dropped as tears started to roll down his cheeks.
Humans were so fragile. Easy to break. Easy to manipulate. Easy to lose.
Hanako went silent as he gestured at Kou and Nene to back up. They looked up at Hanako as he swiftly scooped you up in his arms. "Let's go. Now." He gritted out as he started to run off towards the dawning stairs. Kou pulled Nene up and ran after him. For someone so short, he was definitely speedy as he bolted up the stairs holding your body. Normally, the sight of someone his size holding someone as tall as you would make them laugh, but right now, they could care less. All they wanted was for you to survive. They ignored as the domain started to crumble behind them, stairs falling just a couple seconds after they ascend them. It was a matter of life or death.
as soon as the gang busted up in tsuchigomori's office hanako was not having SHIT
tsuchigomori kicked them all out despite their protests to stay
hanako paced back and forth waiting for something
anything or a hint of if you were okay
soon hot spider teacher came out and only let hanako in
hanako rushed in and sat on a chair next to your bed, grabbing your hand
homeboy was worried
literally scared for you
but with how peaceful you looked he felt reassured
that moment really gave him time to realize that he was head over heels in love with you
though he would never really say that he would tell you in some way
so when you woke up, he told you right there
During the relationship
OKAY THIS TOOK YEARS TO GET HERE
once yall are dating its lwk annoying
he switches between following you and nene around the school
swear he will float next to you and tell you so many stupid things while in class
“if i use a donut to purpose would the donut count as an actual ring or would i still need to find one”
“im doing fucking algebra, han. get the fuck out.”
“how rude!”
he will play with your curls
with consent of course
but if you let him and you have your afro out its game over
you are gonna go through that how class period with different hairstyles
some of them are lwk fire
like he really gave you two puffs and they looked decent
other times he’ll make your hair stand up in some stupid ass way
he just really loves your hair
its so curly and pretty, much different from some of the girls in school
its like giving a baby a fidget toy he’s literally amazed by how your curls bounce
you are NOT allowed to go to the cafeteria during lunch.
he will drag your ass up to the rooftop and curl up next to you like a cat while you eat
sometimes he’ll trace shapes on your skin absentmindedly
you become his comfort person dude like whenever something goes wrong with him you are his go to
he’s OVERPROTECTIVE
its not like a toxic you arent allowed to go anywhere without me but more of a please lmk where you’re going
tsukasa??? yeah no hanako aint letting him meet you but tsukasa do what tsukasa does
eventually you meet the little shit and boy he’s all over you
“OH YOU’RE AMANE’S LOVER!!!! IM TSUKASA”
as he’s latched onto you like a monkey
hanako’s y/n meter goes off like hmmm something dont feel right
and literally pries tsukasa off of you and holds you like a mother holding her child
now you got two of them trying to get your attention
but that also means you and nene are his new targets
good luck charlie 🤞🏽😋
#tbhk x reader#tbhk x y/n#toilet bound hanako kun x reader#hanako kun x reader#jshk x reader#jshk x y/n#x black reader#x poc!reader
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