#about the baby shoes

[ralfmaximus]

Another thing ChatGPT sucks at: misidentifying urban legend as fact.

It has basically consumed all of snopes.com but discarded the true/false aspect of it, so it regurgitates everything as true.

#no hemingway did not write that poem #about the baby shoes

[fashionsfromhistory]

Boots

1880s

Italian

The MET (Accession Number: C.I.42.24.4)

#boots #fashion history #historical fashion #1880s #19th century #italy #accessories #bustle era #white #red #floral #embroidery #belle epoque #shoes #the met #THIS IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT BABY #(also i want to be clear i know italy is not the belle epoque) #but i'm fudging it a little since that's the closest country

[shivroy]

through the ages

#tomshiv baby #TOMSHIV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #TOMSHIV #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #if you have questions you must direct them towards me but before you ask #no i dont know why tom doesnt die. i simply do not know #succession #succession fanart #tom wambsgans #shiv roy #siobhan roy #hibernian #i dont even know what to say. Thats Hib #answer to question 2: yes hibs did steal toms s4 white shoes in last pic #iNEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THINK ABOUT SHIV ROY. GOODBYE

[blorbocedes]

why are all the drivers at wimbledon doing a nico fit but badly

they want his sauce so bad... yet none are brave enough to wear white shoes with a cream jacket

#can we talk about how awful Pierre's shoes are #the OG new money who everyone thinks is old money nico baby #blorbocedes ask #nico rosberg

[raceweek]

alex albon worst podcast host ever... took like 5 minutes for me to figure out who leah was... gonna need him to sharpen up for his future gig at sky

he is the worst podcast host ever truly but also. statistically there are maybe more people who care about seventeen year old rally sensation who has just switched to single seaters for the first time lia (1.1 million instagram followers) than formula one driver logan (770k instagram followers)

#on searching this i found out that lia is the daughter of the co founder of DC shoes?????? baby gay me is Thrilled by this information #she is also like an incredibly talented and successful rally driver at the age of 17 LMAO but like #i am Not the person to be like. you should know about every motorsport ever actually #bc those people drive me crazy #so i hope that this doesn’t come across like that at all #asks #anon

[koukaaa-descent]

somnio & cunae have a small death grip on me im ngl,,,,,,,,,,,,, yuri @lokibrainrot I'm soooo normal btw

#lethal company #lethal company bracken #lethal company nutcracker #lethal company oc #NOT MY OCS #SOMNIO AND CUNAE ARE NOT MINE !!!!!!! #lokibrainrot oc; cunae #lokibrainrot oc; somnio #im sooooo normal about th old hag yuri #maybe this too is butch lesbian #the baby brackens are also not mine #GRRRHHRHRHRGRGRR #animi perched on cunae's shoes. btw. if you even care #cunae and her enormous goth wife

[feitanportor]

Getting used to ReLight!

#sims 4 #ts4 #oc: tessa #my baby girl my pwecioussssssss *pinches her cheeks* my little killjoy my little goodie two shoes my boring little nerd #her nickname in the group chat is goodie two shoes btw #she's the one reminding the teacher about the homework

[agentscamander-romanoff]

I am so tired of people hating the mandalorian season 3

#like it's not bad as people say #it's not even bad #it's good #it's different from previous season but that doesn't make it bad #like season 2 was different from season 1 #but they are good #I think most people just wanted baby and dad show but now it is going on bigger scale with Bo but I like it #also mandalorian culture?that what i want from shoe about mandalorian #people need to understand that Din and Grogu won't disappear they are the heart of the show #the mandalorian #star wars #din djarin #mando #bo katan kryze #paz vizsla #grogu #the armorer #the mandalorian season 3 #grogu djarin

[ex0rin]

sometimes you've got to get your hands dirty or, uh, a broken orbital

#joaquin torres #danny ramirez #cara gifs #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier #it's free whump estate #torres tag #such a sweet and bruised up baby girl #(this was an auto-fill and i'm not mad about it) #really wanna scuff up those white shoes #(not pictured) #i couldn't resist making this gifset #there's more coming 😅

[eebie]

man the way six's head WHIPS 2 glare at mono after he breaks the music box

#i forgot she did that and it caught me off guard LMAO . silly but also Fuckkkk my heart #these poor kiddos never had a chance #and her posture is noticeably changed :( she's hunched over starin at the ground #immediate sign that Something Isnt Right #thats part of what i adore sm about little nightmares It's never ever stated what's going on b/c no dialogue #you need to Pay attention to their body language and their actions and shit #it's why i side eye people who r like ... ooh six.... shes Evil omg..... ucan see from the start of the game... #or she saw mono's face n recognized him as the thin man #the first 1. u dont know what tha hell u r talking abotu Im sorry but did u even PLAY tha game. or you're like 8 years old LMAO #and the second one HOW!!! mono's baby ass face looks Nothin like the thin man #and did u forget he spent the last 10 minutes basically beating the shit out of her . like we know why he did it but six #she was in another state of mind bruh #put urself in her shoes . Or her jacket since she doesnt wear shoes heehee #my rambles #little nightmares

[nicolethered]

Joel wanting to be the little spoon is very valid

#pedro pascal #anna torv #tess servopoulos #joel miller #the last of us spoilers #tlou spoilers #the last of us hbo #but baby let’s talk about you wearing shoes in bed #this is very upsetting to me

[automatonknight]

walenty attack BOO!!!

#been thinking about it recently and he's totally super into fighting and rhythm games #those doodles with him and wanda are based on a playthrough with igamer so it might not be completely in character but it was funny #<i was sooooo scared #art #dst oc #body horror #there are also a few doodles with songs from his playlist #one is ermm. lavender town jazz cover and the other is #never thought i'd get to meet the devil. yay #some of these are recent and some are like. a few months old #anyways i love walenty soooo much kit is everything to meee<3333 #if i posted any on these before my apologies. i forgor #OH AND ONE OTHER SONG. baby shoes by bad books #anyways. walenty canonically had his transsexual awakening because of gg. specifically testament and like. venom and probably ky but #only in xrd. yipiee

[unknownarmageddon]

today’s hozierrr!!!!

YEAHHH hozier time!!!!!

#answering asks #chair asks #chair!! #okay so immediately i like to noise making cackles #AUGH me when you don’t have to sing it nice but honey sing it strong #and we’d scuff up our shoes….. #also also i gotta mention the music i like the music cackles #it is Funky #there is kross here i believe (i say this about most songs /silly) #augh yeah good song dude #ohhhh as it was is so so different that’s wild #AUGH??? AUGH #i will be there love whatever here that’s left of me????? god #that’s making me so insane actually #that’s so kross. also #OH okay no yeah this is proximity #holy shit #just as it was before the otherness came????? okay #i remember you telling me about this one actually cackles #and the cold cut as sharp as my baby oh my GOD #that is so cross about killer #and the nights were as dark as my baby??????? and half as beautiful too????? god dude #as it was dude. holy shit #that made me more insane than i thought it would CACKLES what a banger #and it’s so??? quiet??? somehow #man

[boxwinebaddie]

NINNAAAA WHATS SPCD STAND FOR??

oh, it's not that exciting, it's actualy awful. i mentioned it towards the tail end of chapter five of rm. it's basically what cartman used to call kyle when they were growing up. a really cruel fucked up nickname.

the s.p.c.d,

or rather,

the south park city dump. :(

the sp boys used to be fucking horrible to kyle because cartman ruled their elementary/middle school. and when cartman and the boys saw kyle in the hallway they were like "what are you doing here, broflovski? trash day's tomorrow" or omg whenever he walked ANYWHERE they made the "Beep! Beep! Beep!" trash truck noises, but worst of all was that they used to dump out...Full Trashcans On Him. like spoiled milk, rotted food stuffs, glass bottles that werent put in recycling, crushed aluminum cans that cut his cheeks, all kinds of awful, foul smelling sludge...sigh. :/ ily so much baby jersey.

also, if you want to cry extra hard, i think that being covered in all that disgusting lunchroom trash, feeling it soak thru his shirt, stink down to the skin, pool around his shoes, get buried in his hair -- just feeling that dirty and disgusting and Unclean was one of the factors that made his ocd so severe and it's a large part as to why he takes scorching showers and rubs his skin raw bc especially if he smells something weird or its trash day, he gets triggered & has to SCRUB.

but anygays! you bet your ass that tiny lil stan was giving them ALL the business rippin around on his bike brandishing his hockey stick like a big sword, running them out of town and back to their mommas crying and screaming bloody murder all in that giant wayne gretsky *ravenstan vc* yersey...they were SCARED, lolllll!!!

which is a very interesting juxtaposition to sweet, gentle stan very lovingly picking all the food debris out of his kyles beautiful curly whirly hair before marching him over to the bathroom where while kyle showers, stan always sits on the toliet bc their running joke is that kyle might drown ( yes yersey also can't swim ) while stan listens to rock n colors his nails in w/ sharpie or stolen nail polish from shell.

and he's just like "dude, Fuck them, kyle! those fkn gilipollas are just mad because theyre all total perros and you're the most handsome guy in school, hands down." wHICH? AAA??? tbf stan does say shit like that all the time & Means It bc ravenstan has loved jers from the moment he Heard him but kyle thinks he's fuckin w/ him

bc haha!

very fun joke, stan! hit on the weird, overweight, clunky, awkward, nerdy loser boy to make him feel better about himself! great joke, bro!

bUT ITS NOT A JOKE, BESTIE!!!!

HE WANTS TO KISS YOU SO BAD!!!!!!!!

not them both bein secretly and painfully in love with each other but convinced that acting on their feelings would ruin their friendship/be unrequited and both of them being like "he is perfect, what would he want with a fuckin Loser like me?" :/ </3 WERE IN HELL!!!

regardless of thinking it was a joke, it totally made kyle blush, my rosecea king and stan was sooo nervous like oh my god, you are SO stupid, stanley marsh!!!!! guapo??? gUAPO BITCH??!!!! ARE U ACTUALLY INSANE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!

i love nervous ass tiny stan with his massive universe sized crush on kyle broflovski that he carries around in his black jansport backpack at all times...along with the weight of the world, ofc. we know this.

but anyways..off topic.

closing thoughts?

fuck you fartman.

-uncle nina, tiny but big baby jersey kyle defense club

( don't touch my sweet son!!! MY BABY!!!!! )

p.s. i'm sorry i just started making new sections without warning. i wanted a way to post about what the boys looked or acted like during different periods of their lives -- so like, satana ( which is what stans mom called him ) refers to the period of time before the fire and kyle's 'the s.p.c.d.' section also refers to that period of time.

it's cool you guys are so perceptive tho! i hope you like them <333 you're always welcome to ask me questions about them xx

#the spcd nickname always makes me want to cry #i love you baby jersey kyle he is my angel #the world was so cruel to him #just for being fat too like #everyone who has ever hurt jersey can go hell right after they meet with me and i beat the living shit out of them...til they Die #stan was mad over protective too and stan was weird but he had Clout from being pretty so he was like IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN ITS OVER #and then goes to lovingly tend to kyle like dude im so sorry you dont deserve this shit look im gonna tell their moms #and theyre gonna get so busted and have to pay you back for al your clothes...then we pretend to hit the gap and go to good will instead #and use the rest to buy tokens at the arcade or buy the new mario game and see who can finish a pizza faster its me btw #theyre in love ur honor like why didnt i give them a chance like they were...so married #ALSO AN ANON ASKED ME ABOUT BALLET KY #YES JERSEY TOOK BALLET it wasn't his idea it was an accident bc they were marking electives #and ballet was RIGHT next to basketball and then basketbal got full and sheila was like I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU SHOES UR GOING #and like at first it was really awkward but i think kyle actually really liked the structure of ballet and when u dance beautifully #what he found is that no one had anything to say about his weight just that his pirouette was perfect it was freeing #he dropped it during the kyley b era #but picked it up again in college and its kind of a form of self harm and he fucks up his feet very badly trying to be perfect #also hes like fuck all those people who laughed at me im perfect now im fucking perfect i have to show them i have to be the best #sigh...kyle kyle kyle...ill elaborate on that more in one of the ballet kyle asks but kyle loves ballet and going to preformances #ice skating and dainty refined stuff which is cute bc theyre very nosm like jers on ice skates and stan w the hockey stick during winter

[twistedappletree]

am i alone in thinking lan sizhui would not make a better sect leader than lan jingyi or nah

#my reasons for thinking this are actually beyond blood btw #first of all i just thinks it’s OOC af for LSZ to even want to be sect leader #he’d do it if he absolutely had to but #with that wen streak and having so much to see and do #i strongly believe he’d prefer traveling and night hunting so he can see different parts of the world #and be free to study and do all of his funky little nerd shit #but Jingyi????? #he’s literally what the Lan clan NEEDS in a sect leader #he’s different he’s innovative he’s literally insane #enough with these perfect elegant quiet goody two shoes sect leaders #that clan needs CHAOS #ok but real talk #LJY is incredibly strong in mind body and spirit and doesn’t let anyone walk all over him and his friends/family #he’s unfiltered and direct and NOT afraid to take charge or say no or tell someone to piss off #and i know the lan clan is all about pushing peace love and kombucha but i really think they need the change fr #and LSZ just wouldn’t be that change #also LSZ being sect leader would drain the kid fr I genuinely think he’d resent it #ALSO ALSO #SECT LEADER JINGYI WITH NEW-GEN LAN DUCKLINGS OMFG #HE’D BE THE BEST TEACHER FOR THE NEW BABIES #HE’D BE SO FUN LIKE P L S #ok I’ll shut up now I swear #lmFAO #apple babble 🍎 #anyway #just my personal onion 🧅 #it’s okay if yours is different I just wanted to scream about this lmao #I love sect leader Jingyi sm 💞😭