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fandoms-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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bsd textposts!! i'm obsessed

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sorcerersandskillusers · 4 months

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Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

#funniest thing is its the same damn coat #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai #dazai osamu #bsd funny #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd odasaku #sakunosuke oda #odasaku #bsd akutagawa #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #the day i picked up dazai #bsd the dark era

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inamagicalhallucination · 10 months

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headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection -- like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

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kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

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atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

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and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh

atsushi: oh no

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akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

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eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him

atsushi: no??????????????

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kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

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atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

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atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

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yeah

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rosalinesurvived · 7 months

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Yeah girl you are so *Dazai isn’t unemotional he’s never been unemotional he latches onto everyone and everything and clings so fucking hard he leaves claw marks on everything he lets go of; he leaves Chuuya and the Mafia for Oda and then gets thoroughly addicted to Kunikida who resembles them both so much, he ‘trains’ and ‘raises’ Akutagawa for survival in the Port Mafia and screws up so badly he obsesses over Atsushi to try and make up for it, Ango was his best friend and Dazai fucks him over just so he can hold onto him yet still leaves claw marks in Ango’s side, he is every age he has ever been and ever will be and what’s awful is that sometimes his love is too similar to his hate* haha lmao wanna fuck nasty?

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agirlfromanotherworld · 1 month

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Akutagawa: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Atsushi: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

#incorrect quotes #bungou stray dogs #bsd memes #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs memes

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nori-draws-things · 3 months

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He's just a little guy :(

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runboybeneaththemoon · 4 months

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Bsd as cards against humanity part 1

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd memes #bsd dazai osamu #bsd chuuya nakahara #Soukoku #double black #bsd atsushi nakajima #bsd akutagawa ryunosuke #shin soukoku #bsd ranpo edogawa #bsd edgar allan poe #Ranpoe #Bsd Karl #bsd incorrect quotes

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flamie-42 · 6 months

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kunikida brings aya to ADA

Kunidida: so this is where we do most of our work Aya: ohhhh Kunikida: and this is Ranpo, he is the best detective in the world Ranpo: hi, do you want some sweets? Aya: *slightly confused*

Kunikida: and this is Yosano, our doctor Yosano: hiya kiddo, sorry i gotta go take care of someone *grabs chainsaw and leaves Aya: *more confused* she is pretty

Kunidida: this is kenji... our part time assistant Kenji: hi again *walks in with a cow* Aya: *even more confused* hi again

Kunikida: this is Atsushi, he can turn into a tiger Atsushi: *talking to Akutagawa* oh hi! Kunikida: and that is his freind from the mafia Aya: *confused and concerned*

Kunikida: ...and that is Dazai Dazai: *igoring him and arguing with Chuuya* Kunikida: *sighs* and that is an executive in the mafia Aya: *extremely confused* what the fuck

#bsd incorrect quotes #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #skk #soukoku #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd kunikida #bsd aya #bsd yosano #bsd kenji #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya

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etrevil · 5 months

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Fukuzawa: and that's for my son-in-law.

#bsd shitpost #bsd incorrect quotes #bungou gay dogs #sskk #shin soukoku #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #bsd fukuzawa #bsd fukuchi #bsd chapter 111.5 #bsd manga

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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months

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Dazai: why are you so mean to Atsushi-kun?

Akutagawa: I'm playing hard to get

Dazai: why would you do that? You're already hard to want

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whateveranimex · 3 months

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Akutagawa: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Atsushi:

Akutagawa:

Atsushi: ...Please, go back to bed.

#anime / manga #incorrect anime quotes #anime #bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd quotes #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs atsushi #atsushi nakajima #shin soukoku

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woklaza · 4 months

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Mafia Soukoku Headcanon (ft Akutagawa): Dazai would always be jumping off buildings and Chuuya pays Akutagawa to save Dazai when he's not around. Akutagawa never takes the money but he still does as asked.

Dazai: finally, a nice roof to jump off from *yeets himself off the building*

Akutagawa: Rashomon! *catches Dazai*

That would be another reason why Dazai dislikes Akutagawa or bullies him or smth.

Also headcanoning that once, Dazai tried to jump off a building and Chuuya tried to jump after him to not make him die (You don't say).

Chuuya: *hugs Dazai to manipulate the gravity around him and break his fall*

Dazai: Chuuya, this is romantic and all, but you're gonna die with me too.

Chuuya: huh? What do you mean?

Dazai: my ability would cancel out yours- *falls rapidly*

Akutagawa: *sighs* Rashomon- *catches his two mentors*

#aku being the only normal person here lmao #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke

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butch-kyouka · 1 month

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"Do you really hate me that much?" "It is not hate. I can not move forward until I tear you apart."

Bungo Stray Dogs, 55 Minutes, Pg. 144

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #shin soukoku #sskk #55 minutes #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #quotes #I LOVE 55 MINUTES.#in my head daily

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welivetodream · 22 days

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*after dinner*

Atsushi, confused: what are you doing Ryuu?

Akutagawa: planting the tails of shrimps to grow them into new ones

Atsushi: h-how is that possible?

Akutagawa: Dazai-san taught me this, it is going to work, you will see.

Atsushi: you can't believe him he was ly---

Chuuya, shuts Atsushi's mouth: don't say things that will discourage a child and stop their imagination

Atsushi: but he is just wasting his time!

Chuuya, shaking his head: let him experiment and find the truth out himself, it's a learning experience for him.

Atsushi: w-where are you going now?

Chuuya: to beat the shit out of Dazai

Atsushi: understandable.

#Chuuya and Dazai are mom and dad coded #Dazai even left to get milk #bsd wan #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd skk #skk #bsd soukoku #bsd sskk #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd memes #bsd incorrect quotes

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 3 months

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Atsushi : I have a problem.

Akutagawa : Kill it.

Atsushi : Can you chill for like two seconds.

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dazaiskinnie · 5 months

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Atsushi: I think there's something wrong with Dazai-san.

Chuuya: Why is that?

Atsushi: He's taking a nap...

Chuuya: Oh, but that's really good!

Akutagawa, rolling his eyes: In the middle of the road.

Chuuya: …

Akutagawa: While cars are still passing.

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