馃槰fumo in space no way.. aliens really do exist yu guys ;-;
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So apparently congress confirmed aliens to be real, is it wrong that I hope humans are space orcs to be real?
I just really like the trope y鈥檃ll
I knew aliens were real I鈥檓 just shocked Congress confirmed it
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Aliens are real but now, what is the course of action in the case they look like this?
(Also added some words to their shirt)
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This username bout to become a reality. Thanks us gov.
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I MADE A SPECICS! !!!
THEY ARE CALLED ACHDUALS!!! Achduals are advanced apex predators. Their home planet is a cold, wet and decollete land. While they look smooth achduals actually have a peach fuzz texture, velvety and a bit longer in some areas(lower tummy, tail, neck, back) they speak a language called caltus :3
Some fun facts: an achduals spit is a natural neurotoxin. Smiling at another achdual with teeth is a threat/offense. The bumbs(horns) on an achduals back are actually for releasing pheromones, like an ant. While also protecting the lung opening. All achduals are intersex , there is no difference, it just depends on whatever fits more. Achduals are amazing at swimming. Due to the cold climate, achduals evolved to have darker fingers and limbs(preventing frostbite). Achduals front teeth are dull, in the primitive past they used these teeth to carry their young without hurting them. An achduals tail is one big muscle. They are strictly carnivores, a berry is okay there or there, but it's not good for them.
ANYWAY THATS ALL IM TELLING U鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍 KOTIE IS MY LITOL BABYY鈾ワ笍鈾ワ笍鈾ワ笍 her dad is the other one, his name is tunch.
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The testament to societal listlessness is the fact that an actual alien whistleblower only made me want to rewatch X Files and not much else.
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Oh, there really are aliens? Oh, ok.
(goes back to worrying about bills, politicians hurting people out of religious spite, and the dumpster fire of a world burning around us)
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