#alright. come at me in the comments

[gunitnekoh]

Also it makes sense to me that Harley got to kill Batman

Not just because she's from his rogue gallery

but because head to head Harley is the only "Villain" to ever beat Batman on her own

Anytime she "lost" to him it was with someone else's help/interference/distraction: Joker or Ivy

If Harley had decided on her own (away from Joker and Ivy) to kill Batman just because she wanted to, she absolutely could and I think Batman knew that

Harley being an anti-hero, having a slight crush/respect for Batman, and having some sort of moral compass is the only reason he's still alive

Harley knew Batman even without knowing he was Bruce Wayne

If anyone was going to take Batman out when he went rogue (and the Bat Fam wasn't around to do it) it was going to be Harley

#alright. come at me in the comments #i haven't read all the comics etc so my evidence is biased #but seriously #harley only every seems to try and kill batman in self defense or someone elses #not her own bloodlust or drive #and she has beaten/captured him several times #and never killed him because of drama/interference #or some deus ex machina got him out #im open to other evidence but like #no #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #suicide squad #suicide squad kill the justice league #suicide squad: kill the justice league #also i like different iterations of characters #like sherlock holmes and robin hood #you can retell their stories and be different #its good

[bumblingbabooshka]

Fake Voyager Episode: Tuvok gets kidnapped and forced to compete in an arena where telepaths fight one another to the death for a shot at fortune and prestige. He was initially kidnapped as 'fodder' - the aliens who run the arena will grab any telepathic alien they can find regardless of skill and they're essentially just there to be killed by flashier veterans of the bloodsport. The episode is mainly Tuvok showing off his tactical know-how and combat skills. We also get several flashbacks to him as a young man, learning how to fight both on Vulcan and in Starfleet. There's a concern that he will lose himself when forced into this seemingly endless battle, surrounded by violence, but in the end he prevails and manages to escape without killing a single person. He leaves the arena after giving a message of peace. Patreon | Ko-fi

Unnamed Goon: [Laughter] That puny 'Vuulcan' didn't land a single hit for all his bluster. Once I sealed his telepathic powers it was over! Huh huh huh… If I keep up this pace I should have him crushed beneath my fists in- What...? I can't move...? Tuvok: By now you have surely noticed it.

You are certainly a formidable opponent. Most would assume you to be a simple bruiser but that is not the case. You are a knowledgeable telepath - able to not only bolster your own physique but nullify the telepathic capabilities of your enemies.

However. You rely too much on one tactic and are too proud to allow yourself to look 'weak.' This was the ultimate cause of your ruination. While you gleefully battered my body about the field I was able to locate twenty two out of twenty four 'kobat sfek' on your body - points which will render you immobile for approximately…four minutes. More than enough time. It was a shrewd precaution to nullify my telepathic ability. However. I do not need them to best you in combat.

Even now, I am ten times stronger than you. Unnamed Goon: T-Ten...TEN TIMES!? [Imagining the sort of gruesome end that might await him, the unnamed Goon faints - leaving Tuvok the victor.]

#the B plot of this episode is that Neelix is trying to make a certain Vulcan dish juuust right so Tuvok can have it when he gets back #(In the opening pre-theme Tuvok comments on how it didn't taste right) #the episode ends with Tuvok (after a long meditation) coming into the empty mess hall and Neelix being like OH!! You're here!! Quick - try #this! I think just about everyone on the ship helped me make this! I hope it tastes alright I mean I'd just (Neelix.) sorry! Of course I'll #be quiet. I'll just - sit here and won't say a word! (...) -Tuvok takes a bite- ... #-silence- Well????? (Well what?) How is it? It is...sufficient. #& Neelix cheers and sing songs that that's among the HIGHEST of your compliments Mr. Vulcan~! (Hm.) Hmm~.... #Peaceful night isn't it? ...Indeed. (cut to young Tuvok looking at a similar star filled sky on Vulcan) END. #fake star trek voyager episodes my beloved #comix #Tuvok #st voyager #voy #star trek #Tuvok being cool...needed to see it <3 #bea art tag #we only really see him show off his tactical skills innn that episode where Janeway chases a monkey on that one planet #and he's COOL!!! #art that makes it painfully painfully clear that the person drawing it read shounen manga as a kid

[puppyeared]

ok there are flop posts and its like. ok maybe it was ahead of its time. maybe my genius is untapped. but commenting a one liner on a mutuals post and u dont get a laugh? you can never come back from that. just roll me into a ditch

#AND IF U CANT DELETE IT BEFORE THEY SEE IT U HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE SHAME #i was in the shower and i suddenly remembered smth very embarassing that i commented at 3AM months ago and wanted to die #i think i deleted it. i hope to god i deleted it i dont want that burned into someones memory. i dont even want it in MY memoery #if i add a funny tag and they so happen to call me out on it thats fine i love the dopamine rush when that happens actually. bc if they jus #never see it i can die in peace alright. and i can edit the tags for my own peace of mind. ITS OPTIONAL TO INTERACT WITH #but like the confidence that comes with adding something in the comments.right out in the open where everyone can see it #its like staring the devil right in the eye and taking a fat piss waiting for him to make the next move #SAME WITH SENDING AN ASK OFF ANON #maybe its the social anxiety and/or shyness. or maybe ppl just forget to respond bc.. i do that all the time... bleg #fully aware that im saying all of this on the 'we encourage user interaction that we invented new ways of interacting' site. but still #yapping

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Girls when the end of Sketchbook Week fills them with a melancholic yet unimaginable gratefulness and a contradictory nostalgia for the present moment. Girls when the feeling of community that was already there was enhanced by an event and they're emotional over people on their phone

#you guys. fucking broke me #like yeah I KNEW everyone here was awesome and kind and sweet and talented #but there's something about the organized coming together of it #it feels like the internet equivalent of everyone accepting to hang out together outside of just seeing each other in school/work #to everyone who commented/reblogged my works or just interracted in some way with me during this week #I hope you know how incredibly grateful i am. I hope you know I think of you as a friend (ESPECIALLY the mutuals) #I've never taken more comfort in the saying 'shows end. But fandoms last forever' #but I hope you know you can reach out even when you no longer think too much about hilda #I'm just. so humbled. Like this common interest brought all these amazing people together. Now we can stick by each other #even when there's no longer this common denominator #(which is going to take me a WHILE to leave behind either way don't know about you) #anyway. yeah. I'm happy to share these moments of my life with you people. you are alright [I say as I bawl my eyes out] #wife speaks #not hilda

[void-kissed]

I am now back home!! I'm very exhausted, and probably should have gone to sleep a while ago honestly, but.. I ended up having a fair few thoughts about Clio on the way back (and while I was away as well!), so that was nice ^-^

Since getting back to my laptop, I spent a bit of time trying to improve Clio's reference model a little bit, mostly in terms of things like finally adding a toon texture for her face (which was for some reason missing), as well as some general texture edits across the board. I ran the model through MMD for a bit just to check all the changes were okay in there as well as just in PMXe, and in the process of that I decided to render this cute image of her for the fun of it. I hope it's alright to also post it here~

#a call from the void #heart of the void #selfshipping #love: crown of clovers (clio) #..I suppose this would also technically count as #creations from the void #made using MMD #selfship: of flowers unchained (clio/aria) #there is one more deliberate texture *addition* that I did but you can't see it from this angle (or crop) haha #but i'll elaborate more on that when i'm not quite so tired #I hope that everyone has been alright #comments on the changes are appreciated though I recognise they are pretty minor #it was mostly just like.. making things a bit more saturated than they were because sometimes they could come across as ashy when effectles #albeit this render does have *an* effect on it but that's only serious shader #which tends to keep colour balances fairly intact when compared to something like say greener shader #..i'm talking as if I know these kinds of visual art terms in the slightest haha. I definitely don't =P #but a friend of mine is studying character design so.. if in doubt maybe i'll bounce the changes through her #I don't *think* she follows me here

[ssreeder]

RAGGHHHHHH im so happy to see u active again!!!! i read all 3 LIAB books in my last 3 days of summer and LET ME TELL U!!!! these are some of like my fav atla fics ever so far i lovelovelove how you write everyone and their relationships and everything!!!! i think u mentioned feeling sick in one of ur recent asks so i hope ur feeling better 🐠🫶

also question!! not that important but ive been wondering if you ever planned to do chapters from zuko’s POV? i reread some of RIA the other day and it hit me that there hasnt been any

anyways THANK U!!! for writing these bc theyre so good they leave me completely miserable (/pos) and i adore them!!

Awwww yayyy!!!!! OMG IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE LIAB!!!!! I have had so much fun writing it and it always makes me smile when I hear people like it!

Yeah I was a bit sick haha, but I’m much better now so thank you!!

As for a Zuko pov, unfortunately because how I’ve written liab it would be hard to add his pov without having to do a bunch of backtracking to explain how his mind has gotten to this point. I have thought about doing a Zuko pov oneshot but we’ll see :) thanks for the sweet ask you made me smile!

#i have gotten so many incredibly nice asks lately #thank you for coming to share your excitment!! #& yes totally miserable in a weirdly positive way is what I was going for lol #im actually working on posting the next chapter now haha #Sorry if you left me a comment last chapter and I never answered #im just giving up on that sorry #alright thank you anon!! #liab #ITF #ask

[sm0kebreaks]

my biggest pet peeve with tma or maybe just some sides of the fandom i encounter is ppl forgetting its rightfully horror and when i play with horror elements i have to remind myself im literally allowed to

#noooooo i dont want happy endings and everything to be alright #i like making things worse #i like exploring things that are really scary #nooo im not romantisizing or glorifying these things im commenting on how scary things can be #this isnt abt a specific scenario i just cant remember what it was abt the last time its come up #mostly i have a problem when ppl come to me ans tell me how to fix things or solve problems and im like okay sure but they wont #thats the point

[fideidefenswhore]

have you seen that popular insta account that stans Mary I and COA and all they do is just bash Anne and Elizabeth??? and just blames Anne for Mary's treatment? I think you posted about her once here and that account is truly insane.

There are like, upwards of a dozen, but there is one that just leaves deranged (’over-glorified, overrated, overrhyped, overromanticized’), prosletyzing-vibe comments (no edits), despite having a locked account they comment on like everyyyything tagged #AB and Elizabeth to 'politely' remind their fans that they were both nasty, lying, amoral skanks, I think I've since muted them.

#anon #maud green or something like that #they commented on a post about purkoy falling out a window and were like 'i hope you know anne had it coming. stop sympathizing with her' #that was the one that said it was a tragedy katherine parr was 'forced' into protestantism #me: alright im gonna head out spongebob.jpeg #they are literally like a troll i don't think they actually think of themselves that way tho...? #and they're mutuals with a lot of bigger tudor accounts which is ah. interesting

[troubadour-malin]

vent in the tags!

#so i have a few original stories on wattpad #one dates back to 2019 #it's the first piece of writing that I've ever completed and while it obviously has its flaws i'm very fond and proud of it #it gets a lot of reads and someone started reading it and leaving comments this week #and i'm always grateful for readers and comments but like #at first the person seemed to enjoy it #and then they started to complain about the length of the chapters #and fair enough I get that 100 words is pretty much very short for a chapter #this is a short story and I made it to feel like 'fragments' of thoughts and story #and honestly the length of the chapters is one of the things that got me to complete it eventually #but alright. This reader doesn't like that it's so short. I'm not upset about that it's a perfectly valid point to make. #and ok even if i didn't ask for it i guess that counts as constructive criticism so i get where they were coming from #but then they kept on commenting about how it was 'ruining' the story and how 'unpleasant' it was #and that what is bugging me right now because like... i put my work out on the internet for free #and while you have every right not to like it #it's hurtful to read that what you poured your soul into is 'unpleasant' to read..... i get that not everybody is gonna like what i do but #i just can't understand why they didn't just... stop reading instead of pushing and commenting some more about the same thing. #I know i'm upset over a really small thing and ultimately as long as I'm happy with my own work it's all that matters #obviously i'm no professional writer and criticism could help me get better but I find this kind of 'criticism' especially unhelpful #I wrote this back when I was sixteen and it's for free on wattpad so obviously it's not gonna be perfect or even good #I made this for myself first and then decided to share it with other people so why do they act like i'm responsible for 'ruining' the story #HOW COULD I POSSIBLY RUIN A STORY THAT I WROTE MYSELF what the hell #I don't even know what I'm trying to say actually #I'm just upset about this and how rude some people on the internet can get without even realizing #anyways if you read all this i hope you're having an amazing week #so' speaks

[theophagie-remade]

No one has to necessarily enjoy or be okay with all the elements that may come up in a story, but if they're so recurrent that you can't help but be continuously or regularly disturbed/triggered maybe that should be a sign that that thing isn't for you no

#i'm talking about mia here... personally i don't *like* some things but they don't particularly Bother me so it's not a big deal #but it's literally impossible to look up things about it without people always bringing them up and like #by all means warn people about them before they get into it but idk #i haven't read the manga but from my understanding the author does have consistent *tastes* and i find it hard to see why people keep #coming back for more whilst hating half of it #''omg mia would be so great if only it wasn't for [x] 🙄'' alright well the author is clearly doing what he wants to do so #also i read someone's comment on how they thought that he would tone it down after the anime made it become more mainstream... lol #mytext #fiction talk #animanga #made in abyss

[chatxkilluaxnoir]

You Would Think I have Learned to Not Read YT Comments by now

When a fair amount of the times/so many of the times, the takes/comments are just bad and/or I really disagree with them.

Not all the time, but I do end up disagreeing with comments more often than not

Well, at least I have gotten better at not replying to YouTube comments and getting arguments.

I was very tempted to reply to a comment (a reply in this case) on “Dipper being Brutally Honest for 5 minutes”; this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut_BGUhNKWc (which is great btw.  Fricken love this video), where the OP comment had a not the best take (imo) on Mabel, but the reply to it, defending Mabel, ended up being unfairly harsh to Dipper (imo), so I got a bit tempted to defend my boi.  Then I realized, no, no, getting into arguments in the YouTube comments never go well.  

I do still think them, in defending one character, they were too harsh/unfair on the other (which, to be fair, usually happens in comparisons with characters, esp. if the characters themselves are actually close in-universe.  Like, Killua and Gon, Sans and Paps, Mabel and Dipper ofc, etc.  Basically no matter what though, I usually end up hating those comparisons/those kinds of comparisons.  Both they are all great characters so there is no reason to make them compete like that.  And also, in trying to defend one character, so many of the times, I see people being unfair towards the other or putting down the other.  And I just don’t like that.  It is tiring.  I love all these characters I mentioned btw!), but I won’t get into an argument about it.  There is just no need to.  I was mighty tempted though.  Mightily tempted.

P.S.:  I am talking about Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls.  And I love both characters.  I love Dipper a bit more and he is one of my all-time favorite characters ever ever, but I also love Mabel a lot and she is one of my favorite characters in the show and one of my favorites character in general.  I love the mystery twins.  Why can’t people just love both of them?  Or at least try not to be so harsh on one or the other?

Double P.S.:  I feel similarly with Ford and Stan that I do with Mabel and Dipper, but to a bit lesser extent (I also just have issues when comparing characters in general, esp. close pairs and/or pairs that are tied together like the ones I mentioned).  I love both Stan and Ford too though.

#chatxkilluaxnoir #all the discourse and fandom discourse today! #and/or character discourse! #Alright! #Not really though #i am being sacrastic #i am going to try to back out of discourse soon #it gets too tiring and annoying for me #so quickly man #and i just want to enjoy fandom(s) and my favorite things #and not get mad/upset about stuff #so i am going to try to ignore/avoid this kind of stuff even more #which involves probably not looking at YT and Reddit (Reddit can be similar to YT when it comes to drama and bad takes imo and etc) even #more than I already have been #which includes videos I guess where I do expect comments/drama like that #like the video i mentioned in my post where I really didn't expect that argument to happen #even though I guess I should have #because i just don't want to deal with the negativity #so i am going to be escaping the bad parts of fandom and going back completely to the good parts once again (not like I ever left those #good parts. But you know what I mean). #my own post #chat's posts #chat's rants #discourse #fandom #fandom discourse #fandoms #u know the drill on why I am not tagging characters or properties on this post #since i don't want my rant-y discourse post getting in those tags

[not-mary-sue]

Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

#wattpad #wattpad purge #ao3 #archive of our own #fan fiction #fandom #fandom culture

[lilgynt]

i’m gonna COMPLAIN. SHOCKER.

#personal #it guy hasn’t said anything or made comments or has been sitting with me at lunch which cool #at most it’s like damn lost the only person i talk to at my job at all but then i remember the convos and im like yeah it’s fine #but anyway i just get a weird vibe and im mad! #i’m just mad bc i don’t go after coworkers bc one coworkers im not shitting where i eat #two it’s a very confusing process for me and i don’t need that in my work place #i didn’t ask for him to get weird i didn’t ask for him to get weird after #and now i’m stuck with this awareness and unease bc it stresses me out! #and usually dudes who are into me scare me! #but it’s just frustrating i’m already struggling (socially work wise im super duper killing it) at work #and then you throw that into the mix it’s very confusing and i feel like a bad person #and it’s one of the times i just hate being autistic #would i still be confused and annoyed if i wasn’t? probably but probably not as bad #anyway lip stuff coming today. win. #trying dating apps again #chatting with a body builder rn so that’s going alright #crazy start he wrote. i don’t want to say a poem but a rhyme about king kong and my ass #in under a minute when i said something homo sapien #i was like do i. do i unmatch for this. but also it was really witty for writing in under a minute like i cannot deny that #anyway that’s going okay usual levels of stress with talking with people from dating apps #there’s this one gorgeous guy but he is so fucking boring to talk to #one dude has just been arguing about avatar the last air bender first sentence in and that’s been relaxed engaging #and this one trans dude matched with me and talked about patches but that was a minute ago so 😔😔😔😔😔😔 #girls. r scary is my answer to that

[bonewreath]

so, your best friend accidentally sent you a video of her masturbating. what now?

18+ below! smut smut smut!

ellie’s bedroom is heavy with the scent of sex, her fingers still pruned from her own wetness. she’s spent the last few minutes tense and panicked, too paralyzed with anxiety to get up and put some clothes on, and she’s considering what she’ll change her name to and where she’ll move to start a new life when you finally, finally text her back.

it’s okay. give me a second to reply, alright?

the weight on her chest eases a bit at your reassurance, but a new spark of uncertainty flares up at the second part of the message: give me a second to reply. jaw tight, she sends you a question mark, then follows up with you don’t have to respond. it’s probably better if you don’t?? again i’m so fucking sorry.

but as the minutes tick by, slow and lazed, she starts to panic again. her mind conjures every possible response you could send her next: an angry thesis statement on why ellie’s a disgusting pervert, a seething comment about how stupid she must be for sending a video like that so carelessly. would you ever look at her the same way? would things ever be the same?

all it takes is another notification from you to make every imagined worst-case scenario evaporate. ellie clicks the notification as soon as it pops up, chewing on the soft flesh of her inner lip.

it’s a video.

you sent her a video.

she hits the play button without a second thought, heartbeat thudding in her ears.

“i know you’re probably embarrassed,” you say, head tilting as you frown with sympathy. a blush paints ellie’s cheeks bright red. “but i need you to know how wet that made me.”

holding the camera up, you extend your arm outwards to reveal the rest of your body - your naked body, ellie realizes with a shock. she sits up in bed, back ramrod straight, her phone shaking as a nervous tremor strikes through her. but she can’t look away - not when you’re tracing a hand down the soft curves of your body, fingertips grazing over one peaked nipple, then moving lower, lower. ellie swears she’s forgotten how to breathe.

you release a pleased hum. “i liked watching you touch yourself,” you say, so matter-of-fact. “i hope you like watching me.”

and she does, god she does. she settles back down onto the mattress, eyes never leaving the screen as you work two fingers through your soaked folds. you moan and sigh and keen, rolling your hips down against your own hand, the wet sounds of your pussy so intoxicating, ellie can’t believe she’s gone her whole life without seeing you like this.

and it might be wrong, the way her own hand drifts between her legs to find herself still hot and wet, but she doesn’t have it in herself to care. she dips a finger inside of herself as she watches you ride your own hand, grinding down on your palm as your fingers work in and out of your cunt. she finds a rhythm that matches your own; soon enough, you’re both gasping at the pleasure building beneath your waistline. with every roll of your hips, ellie’s cunt tightens, flooding with slickness - as if she could get any wetter.

as you get closer to the edge, your grip on your phone falters and the camera starts to shake. ellie hisses and curses under her breath when your phone captures the blissed-out look on your face: eyes rolled back, brows pulled together, teeth sinking into your lower lip.

“oh - oh my god,” you stutter, panting, “i’m gonna come, ellie.”

ellie. ellie ellie ellie.

“holy fuck.” ellie’s pussy clamps down around her fingers at the sound of her name on your lips; her thumb glides over her clit just right, and she didn’t think she’d come this fast but she does, her vision exploding into blinding white as her orgasm crashes into her. it’s the only time she looks away from the video on her screen - but she certainly hears your orgasm, all high-pitched moans and ragged breaths, your cunt gushing onto your fingers.

when ellie finds the strength to open her eyes again, the video is still playing. you’re catching your breath, chest shimmering with a thin layer of sweat. you look at the camera and smile. ellie thinks she might pass out.

“thanks for the video,” you say, lifting your free hand up to wave.

when you bring your fingers to your mouth and purse your lips around them, sucking them clean of your own come, ellie’s sure she’s going to pass out.

and then, she decides, she’s going to fuck you stupid.

#okay here u silly little dykes<3 enjoy! #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie x reader #ellie smut #ellie williams #ellie williams fanfic #ellie x reader smut #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie fanfic #ellie tlou2 #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #ellie x reader fic #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams blurb #ellie williams drabble #ellie williams x you #my writing #kira writes

[landojpg04]

MDNI slight suggestive and language

Ghost definitely has a motorcycle and a truck. He'll drive the truck when he knows it'll be a long day doing intel and paperwork. But especially on a Friday when the workload is light, he’ll come in on his bike knowing he’ll be able to enjoy the ride.

He started riding the bike more when you gave the comment-

Guys who ride motorcycles are ten times more attractive with their bike

You didn’t say it to him per se but rather to a friend of yours on base, and he overheard. He likes to think that the bike is his good luck charm, as you agreed to a first date when he drove it. But despite you loving the bike as much as you loved him, he never let you on it. Always exclaiming it would be too dangerous.

He's in the garage, music playing lightly from the speaker as he cleans and messes with some of the gears. You watch in awe at the door. Never in a million years did you think you would be here. In Lt’s old t-shirt, sipping tea and watching him indulge in normalcy on a Sunday afternoon. When you transferred to the base, you always heard rumors about the man behind the mask and the name Ghost. But behind that was this man full of love.

“Enjoying the show, darling?” He said, looking up from the bike to see you.

“Just admiring.” You said.

“The bike or the rider?” He said smirking.

You admired and mirrored that smirk. Something you thought you would never see in your lifetime. But after trials of trust, the mask and guards came down, bearing all the luggage, and past to your welcoming arms. 

“Both,” you said, walking over to him. He was seated on a chair and leaned back to welcome you in between his legs. 

He peered up, his eyes glimmering in the sunlight that peaked through the window.

“Let me ride.” You said, peering down.

“You can ride me anytime.” He said, being cheeky.

You groaned at his antics and pouted towards him.

“Do you not trust me on your precious baby, Si?”

He looked between you and the bike. It wasn’t that he didn't trust you. He knows how dangerous riding is. He doesn’t want to let you on just in case something happens. He’s come to terms with something happening to him a long time ago. But you. He just got you and would put you in a bubble if it meant keeping you safe. 

“I trust you. I just don't trust others.” He says, moving a piece of hair from your face. He moves his hand to cup your jaw. He guided you to his lips for a quick peck.

You leave your forehead on him while he moves his hands down to your hips.

He can tell you were annoyed with your answers. You guys bonded over this bike and he truly believes that being able to ride it one day was the only thing keeping you around.

That was far from the truth. You just wanted to straddle something other than Simons's dick.

He stood up and moved you to the side.

He pushed the brake down and moved to the back of the bike.

"We can start with basics. Posture and positions." He said looking at you.

Stunned by his answer and quick change in answers, you didn't move till he said, "Ok, I guess you don't want to." You feet quickly moved to stand by him.

He went through the basics, teaching you how to mount and where to keep your feet. After, it was your turn to demonstrate your understanding. You go to the side and lift a leg to straddle the seat.

Simon from the back saw how you were a natural at this. Your ass is plump on the seat you lean to hold the handles with a slight arch in your back. Simon thought to himself why he hadn't let you do this earlier. He was so caught up in how good you look he didn't even hear you ask him if what you were doing was good.

You looked over to see him in a daze. He quickly grabbed his phone and took a photo of you on his bike, clad in his boxers and old t-shirt; every inch of you screamed that you were his. And he never loved anything more than this moment right now.

He walked to the front of the bike.

"Is this alright Si?" You asked him when you finally are met with his face.

He just smiled and leaned in to kiss you.

"My gorgeous girl on my bike," He said in between kisses.

You giggled and removed your hands from the handles to his neck and shoulder.

"Get off the bike and get inside right now." He said, pulling away. Laughing, you got off and felt a slight smack hit your ass. This was definitely not your last time on his bike.

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✨reupload✨

my mileena from MK9 edit (fixed)

hope y’all like it😚

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