#also shippy headcanons

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

There is this funny idea on my head where Damian said "I go back to my grandfather's land because I'm invited to a marriage, I don't know when I'll go back to Gotham. It's an important marriage and both sides want children" and leave

Now the problem: each member of the family will repeat this message to another but they'll lose something in the translation and in the end, when Jon comes back to the weekly space trip, he will listen "Ah Ra's decide to marry Damian off, he only can leave if he give a grandson with his new husband"

And Jon is ".... What...." And loose it

haha all Jon hears is 'damian's getting married' and his soul immediately goes, despite the fact they aren't even together at this point, 'and it's not to you.'

and that day, Jon realizes he's madly in love with his best friend. fuck.

#jondami #jonathan kent #damian wayne #also shippy headcanons #asks #anon

[veinsfullofstars]

“Quit laughin’, ya bastard, I’m dyin’ over here! Get me some starsdamn milk, for cryin’ out loud!”

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach, in which lunch is interrupted by a disagreement on spicy food and some improper use of the Sharing mechanic. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)

Based on a personal headcanon that DMK enjoys spicy food and Daroach vehemently does not.

UPDATE: I foRGOT HIS EYE SCAR?? HeLLO??? (fixed it now but starsdamn it this is why I shouldn't post stuff the second I finish heck dang it all veins get some sleep would you)

Started 04/06/24, finished 04/09/24.

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Transcript:

Panel 1

*DMK and DR sitting side-by-side enjoying some lunch together - a sandwich for the thief, a plate of spicy curry for the knight. DMK (his mask pushed up to the side of his head, bits of curry stuck to his face) idly eats his meal with a fork as DR picks up and scrutinizes a small bottle of hot sauce the knight had set aside, a brow raised in disappointment.*

DR: “Ultra spicy,” huh? Blech. How can you stand this stuff, Dark? Like, can you even taste anythin’ anymore? (Besides pain?)

Panel 2

DMK: Aw, c’mon, it’s not that bad. Here, want a bite~?

*setting his fork upright in the curry, DMK pushes his plate aside and turns towards DR with the most mischievous expression, reaching up to grab the collar of his cape. DR turns his head sharply, dropping the bottle and the sandwich, as the knight starts tugging him towards him.*

DR: What’re you-? Hey! No! No! Don’t you friggin’ dare, Dark, I swear to Nova-

Panel 3

*DMK stands up and yanks DR down towards his face, a hand clasped on the back of the thief’s head to hold him there. DR flinches (VFX: two large exclamation points), knocked off his feet and holding his paws out in surprise. A wisp of steam rises from between them, curling into a little pink heart at the top. Text reading “*Face-to-Face SFX*” hovers behind DMK.*

Panel 4

*DR jerks away from DMK, red-faced and doubled over in pain, his eyes squeezed shut and his tongue hanging out with a fresh red burn on the end, steam emitting from his face in puffs. He frantically fans at his mouth with one paw while shoving DMK away with the other.*

DR: (breaking the dialogue bubble in places) AAGH!! Ow! Star-burnin’ son-of-the-void what is wrong with you piece a’- aaaughh dammit stars dammit ow ow ow ow!!

*DMK cackles, leaning away with one arm held up against the rat’s pushing paw, one eye shut and mouth stretched open in a wide smile, a single incisor prominent within and a touch of blush at the corner. Text reading “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” hovers behind him surrounded by laugh lines.*

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #dark meta knight #daroach #dark meta knight x daroach #darkroach #rarepair #kissing #comic #headcanon #they're just Like This your honor #don't worry - he definitely got Dark back for this later #probably with something disgustingly sweet considering he's not big on sugar (another personal headcanon) #just *tackles* him with a container full of those ultra-processed frosting sugar cookies and ruins his whole day #man why are food shenanigans so fun to write? #(also dammit veins we're supposed to be working on other stuff right now - not more shippy nonsense) #(I can't help it - just look a them!! my idiots <3 ) #food tw #veinsfullofstars

[sushisocks]

DO U HAVE ANY ANGSTY SEAN HEADCANONS??? OR ANY AT ALL??

DO I HAVE ANGSTY SEAN HEADCANONS???!? Is my tumblr url sushisocks??? I'm including just a couple non-angsty ones that are v important to me bcz we're here to have fun, after all lolol

Lets start out with a light one; Sean absolutely has ADHD and dyslexia. Everybody knows Sean can't read, but nobody asks WHY Sean can't read despite frequent opportunities to learn. Based on the camp interactions with Lenny, we know he has been willing to attempt to learn, but has given up. This reads a lot more like learning disability to me, than it does laziness!!

In a similar vein; Sean taking frequent naps/falling asleep a lot is because he's a light sleeper - he has had a hard time falling asleep and staying that way ever since his father got murdered in his bed by the law. Left an impression Sean can't really shake even when surrounded by friends and allies - it's easier to nap when it's light out and people are awake in the area. Combine that with the ADHD and suddenly he's sleeping when he's not supposed to - like on guard duty.

Btw Sean has REAL BAD nightmares so that doesn't help at ALL either

Sean's mom probably passed when he was very young - he doesn't have any tangible memories of her in the same way he does his dad. Telling stories about him is how Sean keeps the only real family he had alive.

SIMILARLY I imagine it was just the two of them fleeing to America together; Sean was right there when Darragh got killed in his sleep - I imagine him waking up to a gunshot tbh.

In previous posts I've talked some about Sean's parallels and similarities to Arthur. Consider; Sean having similar self-esteem issues as Arthur, but instead of being quiet and disparaging about it, Sean covers it up by boasting and talking a big game. Nobody tries to talk Sean up because they all think he has a big ego, and it sort of just feeds into the insecurities Sean already has & is trying to avoid thinking about.

Also; Sean is generally an open book about his feelings, but he struggles a LOT with being truly vulnerable or getting at the deeper stuff. He'll also always downplay and make a joke out of truly traumatic and desperate situations he's been in. Though he DOES tell you what happened, he's chuckling and acting like it's nothing. (This isn't even a headcanon, he actually does this very consistently. It's why Karen is so mad at him in that one camp interaction after the party lol)

The only times Sean feels comfortable not being The Camp Clown is when Dutch isn't around, with a limited amount of people to witness. He still feels weird about the fact that he did actually try to kill him, when they first met, like he actually pulled the trigger (I feel like people are prone to forget this abt him), and he's never sure if Dutch might resent or distrust him a little for it. Same goes for Hosea.

A MacSummers one I came up w on discord literally yesterday; Sean has a Claddagh ring heirloom he got from his late mother through his late father. He gifts it to Lenny at some point, who doesn't realize the symbolism, just the sentimental value. Lenny wears it on a chain around his neck.

The previous one could work for MacJones too but tbh I think it hits harder for MacSummers lol (im biased)

Sean blocked out a lot of what he experienced while holed up at Ike Skelding's; the teethpulling and the burned feet were probably some of the lighter things he had to endure.

Sidenote the fact that his feet were fucking burned being as brushed off as it is makes me fucking insane. How bad were they burned Sean? Are you in pain atm? Should you be walking?

#SORRY i didnt get to this right away but i do be Stewing and also had some irl stuff to deal with </3 #ANYWAY these are the ones at the top of my head/I came up with while stewing #I had to stop myself from getting shippy in there so you get ONE explicitly shippy one lmao #sean macguire #lenny summers #macsummers #arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 headcanons #teki talks #asks #rdr asks #meta asks

[braxiatel]

My apocalypse au exists primarily for reasons of I want to explore the roles of family and community in a time of constant crisis, but it also cannot be denied that having an excuse to put buff Grian in a red leather jacket is very much part of the appeal as well

#the still the echoes give us light series said Grian used to wear a read leather jacket once two years ago #and i have not stopped thinking about it since #fear not I am not taking away his slightly awkward swag #yes he has a cool jacket but he also has beef with his teenage stepson so he more than makes up for it on the cringe front #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #< because of my tag saying he is married and also just because it is a shippy mumscarian au #Grian #apocalypse au #idk if I’ll ever post anything more than apocalypse au thoughts and headcanons #but I thought I’d get a tag for it nonetheless #the void collection

[thebloodredraven]

What kinda insecurities do you think the Akatsuki struggle with?

Itachi

Itachi struggles with autism having such an unshakable one-track mind that he gets in his own way and makes things worse than what they could be if he were lenient in his methods of getting things done, and it haunts him. He's very frigid and unbending and he doesn't realize he could have done things a different way until well after he's done something dangerous, irresponsible, or insensitive. The worst part about it is the delayed guilt; he feels little to no remorse in the moment because he fully believes everything he does is justified and a means to an end. It's only when he sees the disastrous aftermath when he realizes he was wrong and starts to question everything he's ever done. I mean he didn't even see how much he fucked up with Sasuke until AFTER he died. He didn't see how much he was manipulated by others around him because he was too busy hyper-fixating on his own goals and his own wants/needs. He didn't see that there were other plausible ways of stopping the massacre because of his devotion to an imperialist state over his own family. His insecurity is knowing nothing he does will ever be good enough despite being the prodigy in everyone else's eyes. His insecurity is knowing he's wrong. His insecurity is knowing his weakness for his brother caused him to make horrible decisions and he's to blame. He's one of the smartest people in the entire show but he's definitely not the brightest and he knows that.

Kisame (bonus post for him)

Physically, Kisame has a very obvious insecurity surrounding how monstrous he looks. He takes pride in how fit and athletic his body is so him boasting about being as strong as the tailed beasts is to be expected. But he avoids mirrors. Every comment about his gills and abnormal facial features cuts him. His skin makes him stick out like a sore, oversized thumb. If he looks too long at himself, he's forced to acknowledge the fact that he heavily leans into his fighting abilities and overzealous bloodlust because it justifies the way he looks. He needs to be physically strong to make up for what he lacks in being a normal-looking person. People are going to be afraid of him anyway; may as well give them a reason.

Kakuzu

Kakuzu struggles with self-worth. He was known as being a formidable and undefeated shinobi in his youth. So ruthless and cut-throat that his village leaders deemed him worthy enough to take on the 1st Hokage. That defeat ruined his life and took away every bit of self-worth he had when he was further humiliated by the village elders. When he couldn't regain his honor and turned rogue, he placed all his worth into money which has been his driving force and sole motivation to do pretty much anything. It's all he cares about because he has no other option. Money doesn't care about honor. Money doesn't care about reputation. Money doesn't care about what he can and can't do. He sees the value and worth it has in the world and by attaining it himself, he himself has value and worth.

Zetsu

This is strange, but I don't think Zetsu has insecurities. I'm still at the beginning of the war arc and know very little about the outcome of his character, but seeing as he's not even an Earthly being, I find it very difficult to believe that he'd concern himself with human experiences like that.

Nagato

Nagato's insecurity lies in his ability (or lack of) to properly carry out Yahiko's legacy. He's very aware that he'll never measure up to his friend's vision simply because they don't share the same viewpoint; they look to the same goal with different eyes because Yahiko was willing to sacrifice himself for an ideal bigger than himself while Nagato was willing to sacrifice everyone. Somewhere in his mind he's aware of the irony in using Yahiko's corpse -- a shell of who he was and empty of any real soul -- to carry out their plans because he knows he'll never be accepted. Yahiko would never have approved of taking away people's free will to avoid war and I think he knows that. So he uses his abilities to shield who he actually is so he can pretend he's just as good and just as pure as his friend was. He never will be, though.

Konan

At no direct fault of her own, she's lost everyone she ever cared about or loved. I refuse to believe she genuinely thinks she's the one at fault for Yahiko's death, but I think if it weren't for Yahiko wanting Nagato to keep the organization going she would have left that very day he was killed. By the time Nagato was gone, she had nothing left and abandoned the Akatsuki altogether to let Naruto handle it (from what I remember, I may be wrong). She stayed in the Akatsuki out of pure survivor's guilt and that had to be eating at her every year that went by. Maybe at some point, she'd think about if she was even good enough to keep it going. Yahiko loved her but entrusted the Akatsuki mission to someone else. Was she not enough? Was she not strong enough? Did her being kidnapped make Yahiko think she couldn't do it? I can see these questions going through her mind at some point.

Hidan

Hidan likes to pretend he's big and bad, but his biggest insecurity is how utterly terrified he is of death despite being the person to dish it out to others AND that he's literally nothing without killing. I like to think he made killing people his biggest personality trait because he really doesn't think he has anything else to contribute. It's all he knows how to do and all he's good at so when his hometown went from a shinobi village to a tourist town, they took away the one thing that made him useful. He was beside himself and instead of being a normal person and taking up something else, he snapped because he's narcissistic enough to think of it as a personal attack on him. How dare they take away the one thing he based his entire life around and the only thing that gives him any semblance of true purpose. I also have a headcanon that he made up the existence of Jashin to validate his insistant and unhinged need to slaughter innocent people and that his clan was involved in some shady human experimentation type of shit that fucked with his psyche as a child.

Obito

Obito.....oh boy. His biggest and loudest insecurity is his scars. Not for superficial reasons or anything like that, but because they're a glaring reminder that him attempting to do true good ended in tragedy. I can't say too much about him because I'm still in the very early stages of the war arc but from what I know about him and the lengths he was willing to go to cause the destruction he did over YEARS, those scars are just a physical reminder of everything he could have been, everyone he should have had in his life, and everything he'll never be.

Sasori

Sasori's biggest insecurity is how sensitive and vulnerable he actually is. He hates it. Despises the fact that he feels so much that he goes to great lengths to hide it. You don't go through the trouble of turning yourself into a human puppet just because it's a Tuesday afternoon and you're bored. You do it because the grief is too great. You do it because whatever pain you felt was so terrible and so awful that taking away the very essence of your humanity is the only way you can cope with it. He had to feel the soul shattering, heartbreaking agony that comes with having the people you love most ripped away from you at such a young age and never being able to fill that void. He hates that he wears his heart on his sleeve and can't hide it, but secretly wants someone to acknowledge the pain he's in. He turned his parents into puppets. He may have gotten rid of them once he realized they weren't a good replacement for his real parents, but he had to get to that point in the first place. He turned his only friend into a puppet after he was accidentally killed. He found peace during Edo Tensei after Kankuro validated his philosophy on everlasting art. That Scorpio man is a walking bleeding heart no matter how nihilistic he is and hates every second of it.

Deidara

Deidara's insecurities lie in his inferiority complex. He's a kid trying to prove himself to be worthy in the eyes of others and when he doesn't get that validation from people he admires, it hurts. He spent so much time trying to prove himself to his rivals (Itachi, Sasuke, Sasori, etc.) and hyperfixated on getting the upper hand because he had this inherent need to finally been seen as someone's equal through his own abilities. He hates being treated like a joke, like an afterthought, and like his voice doesn't matter and the people around him consistently do that exact thing. Honestly, I felt bad for him half the time cause they kept making a fool out of him even after he died 😭

#I know you probably wanted something shippy but I think about shit like this all the time and have THOUGHTS #akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto headcanons #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #zetsu #kakuzu #hidan #konan #obito #sasori #deidara #pein #akatsuki headcanons #also AYYYYE MY FIRST ASK???? #ask

[octoagentmiles]

#octonauts #i want more content of them so bad PLEASE #friends.... buddies.... hic sob....... pals... #if you see these tags please tell me your barnacles and tweak headcanons (nothing shippy please ty) i beg 🙏 #spinning and shaking them around in my cranium /pos #image is from a chinese music video where they go on a walk together in the woods and forage mushrooms #there's also one where he's helping her grow carrots and she's having trouble pulling a really big one of the ground #so he goes around collecting more and more people to help them pull it out #they manage to pull it out at the end and it's HUGE and she's so happy and he's happy jdhdjdksk #captain barnacles #tweak octonauts

[elvenbeard]

Kerry coming home after a long day in the studio and Vince is already home, too... and, as usual blasting something by the Cartesian Duelists over the sound system. Kerry rolling his eyes dramatically, complaining how it would be nice just once to come home and not have his competitors on the radio. Vince looks at him intensely for a moment, then just nods like "okay, yeah, sure".

Next time Kerry comes home late and Vince is already there, Second Conflict is on the radio, Vince is wearing Kerry's old bandana, otherwise is also dressed in Eurodyne merch from head to toe. When Kerry enters Vince asks him for an autograph, probably.

Kerry is first completely taken aback, probably still a bit flattered though for the lengths Vince goes to... but yes, message received.

(and then they have sex where V pretends to be Kerry's biggest fan xD the bandana stays on)

((I really wanna draw all this at some point xD))

#shippy saturday #cyberpunk 2077 #kerry eurodyne #kerry eurodyne x v #otp: to bad decisions #vincent ezaki #you know it would probably tickle Kerry's ego if Vince did this xDD #but I think he'd also realise it's silly to get jealous over things like that #he has V and he's going nowhere #my headcanons

[how2spell-sandwhich]

before jailtime when they’re hanging out going somewhere seam slowly walks around using the seam ripper as a cane while jevil bounces and spins in orbit around them at a sizable fraction of the speed of light

#deltarune #seam #jevil #headcanons #seamvil #possibly #this isn’t meant to be interpreted as shippy but it’s also not meant to not be interpreted as shippy if you ship them #so

[risingsouls]

[when you see what starts out to be a potentially cool HC post about Saiyans and potentially their biology, but then you keep reading and they manage to bring it back to Vegebulshit:]

#.:ooc:. #disclaimer: in this case i would have been pissed if they used gochi as the example too #because i was ready for some neato ideas and headcanons #not shippy sex bs #it just grinds up against my “stop making saiyans earthings” nerve in some ways #but maybe im also tired of how it feels like everything has to come back to sex on this website

[schroedingers-dylan]

I feel like we as a fandom don’t take advantage of Kaitlyn and Jacob being childhood friends enough so drop any amount of headcanons for them growing up.

I’ll start:

-They live in the same street and their parents are close friends. They both grew up as the only child in the household so they’d always play with each other when they were little.

-They’ve known each other since they were in diapers and have about a bazillion embarrassing childhood photos of the other. Favorites include: child Jacob hanging upside down from the fridge in a Spider-Man costume (and the aftermath of him lying on the floor when he fell off), the time kid Kaitlyn tried to look cool in front of Jacob’s extended family but ended up falling into his pool fully clothed and the time they messed around with water colors and ended up covered in them top to bottom. Also those including several different sets of animal pajamas.

-They’ve had approximately a million sleepovers growing up, and sleeping in bed next to each other is just the most normal thing ever for them.

-Kaitlyn is super messy and Jacob is the tidiest person ever so this drives him crazy. When he’s over at her house he always starts cleaning up her room and it drives her crazy because there (supposedly) is a system to her chaos and if he cleans up she can’t find her stuff anymore. I can’t even explain why but this is just a vibe I’m getting from them.

-When they were younger, Kaitlyn was the taller one. Jacob was a super scrawny kid. After his growth spurt, it took ages for the rest of his features to catch up.

-Jacob was the first person Kaitlyn came out to as bi.

-People have been assuming they’re dating since they were twelve.

-Surprisingly, them making out in freshman year did not help these rumors.

-Jacob has called Kaitlyn in the middle of the night several times to ask her to come get a spider out of his room. She usually obliges but always teases him relentlessly about it.

-Jacob is on their high school football team. Kaitlyn goes to every game but consistently pretends she doesn’t know/understand the rules because it annoys the shit out of him.

-As much as Kaitlyn teases Jacob, the second anyone tries to put him down for being an emotional person because that’s “girly” or something equally stupid they get verbally obliterated. One of the guys she did it to hasn’t even dared to look in Jacob’s general direction for years.

-Kaitlyn is super bad at putting herself first. She’s the kind of group mom that makes sure everyone else is well-rested and has eaten and then collapses because she’s slept three hours over the last two days. Jacob knows her well enough to recognize the signs and sits her the fuck down to make sure she’s okay too because she herself sure as hell won’t do it.

-They have each other‘s stuff all over their rooms, a combination of intentionally stored and forgotten there over the years.

-Kaitlyn is an absolute menace when it comes to food. She will try anything and everything. The type to order Creole Tomato at an ice cream parlor. Has been trying to bait Jacob into getting one of her weird flavors for years. He keeps rejecting her in favor of ordering chocolate for the millionth time.

-Despite his extreme and very vocal loathing for Kaitlyn’s taste in food, he still makes sure they have flaming hot dill pickle chips whenever they have a movie night. He’s a good best friend like that.

-They ended up in different crowds in high school due to him being on the football team and her being in the robotics club. They still always made time for each other and are each other’s number one person to go to when they’re excited about something or need to vent.

-Neither of them is a morning person. Jacob isn’t a morning person in the sense that his brain doesn’t function properly, Kaitlyn isn’t a morning person in the sense that heads will roll at the slightest inconvenience. They take turns driving to school and paying for coffee.

-Their taste in music is totally incompatible. Instead of compromising and making a playlist with each of them picking half the songs, they made one together titled “favorites of yours that don’t make me want to rip my ears off.”

-They have Disney movie nights regularly. Jacob started that tradition when they were kids and they’ve kept it up since with very few exceptions. They’ve already agreed to keep them up when at college (either in person or via video call depending on which colleges they end up with).

-Being camp counselors was Kaitlyn’s idea, an opportunity to spend one last summer together before they go off to college. They’ve both been camping before (separately and also together) and really enjoyed it and Jacob loves kids (he has a bunch of younger cousins, maybe a baby brother too, haven’t decided yet) so it being a good time was basically a given.

-Jacob teased her relentlessly for picking scheduling, out of all the jobs she could’ve done at camp.

-They drove to camp together, taking Kaitlyn’s car. Jacob loaded their stuff into the trunk and organized it because *spacial awareness* and Kaitlyn told him he’s being ridiculous since they only had like maybe four bags total but let him do it anyway.

#they are so important to me #the promised not-a-shitpost #the quarry #kaitlyn ka #jacob custos #the quarry Jacob #the quarry Kaitlyn #the quarry headcanons #supermassive games #kaitlyn x jacob #feel free to read this as shippy or not by the way #whatever you feel comfortable with #I’m a sucker for childhood friends to lovers but I also think they are very neat platonically so #the main point I’m making here is that I need more content featuring them in general #for context I do not think they made out in front of anyone since that defeats the purpose of kissing practice #but I feel like one of them casually mentioned it at one point and everyone else was like ‘uhhhh’ #can’t believe Emma doesn’t canonically tease them about this if she finds out that is a crime

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

love, love, love your writing, esp your jondami. do you have any domestic jondami headcanons?

Neither one is The Cook of the family, but rather, they cook together. Damian cooks lavish foods from around the world and Jon cooks classic American dishes. One might take lead, but they both cut and wash the food etc. But it's up to the lead of the night to decide if they eat at the table or on the couch.

Their date nights are disgustingly mundane. They watch bad movies or binge TV shows. Jon is so amused when they watch mysteries or true crime shows because Damian likes to play a little game with himself of how fast he can solve the crime. He once solved it before the reporter finished their opening explanation. Jon thinks it's the cutest thing in the world.

They foster animals from the local shelter. It's surprisingly Damian who has to reel Jon in to not foster fail every single one. They have foster failed at least three times though.

Jon purposefully hides Damian's fancy, rich boy clothes and forces Damian to 'borrow' his sweaters/sweats because he likes how Damian looks in them. Damian sometimes does something similar with Jon's shirts because he likes seeing his hubby shirtless, and because he thinks it's funny how flustered Jon gets when he sees Damian looking at him.

They have a spare bedroom (or more) that are specifically set up for when their brothers and Cass inevitably show up. Whether it is because they had a hard day, are mad at one of their other hero family members/friends, or if they're injured, the room has everything needed both for them to take care of their siblings, or for the siblings to take care of themselves if Jon and Damian aren't there. Anyone is welcome at any time, but Damian mails Tim and/or Connor physical invoices at their own homes to be annoying.

Damian initiates the couch cuddling, and will blanket-burrito himself/himself AND Jon without a word and just lean against him. When they go to bed, Jon makes himself big spoon before Damian can call it most of the time. But he likes to be little spoon when he's upset, and Damian is more than happy to be so for him.

#jondami #jonathan kent #damian wayne #also shippy headcanons #asks #anon

[hekateinhell]

Your writing is SEXC 😈🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥💖❤ I can't explain it but you have such a saucy vixen breathless demonic way of writing that is.. SO SPOT ON FOR A VAMPIRE FANDOM. Please don't ever stop writing! You LEVEL UP Lestat and Armand HELL EVEN LOUIS in a way I HAVEN'T seen yet from ANYBODY, that is SO refreshing! Girl go off!! I thoroughly enjoy reading even your tags! To me you are THE blog to go to when I want RACY SEXY UNHINGED BLASPHEMOUS 💋😫💀😈 Vampires are SENSUAL beings and hell we love them for being what they are, bloodsucking sex crazed OBSESSED HARLOTS. I just love love love love LOVE LOVE you and how you write! 🥰😍😘🤩💖💖💖

oh my god thank you so much that is so sweet I'm embarrassed 😭😭🖤🖤

DEMONIC UNHINGED BLASPHEMOUS I'm scandalized (and extremely flattered) 🫣🫣🫣

ngl 'EVEN LOUIS' laid me tf out because louis is the character I'm least confident with but I love him with armand as much I do lestat and daniel, so the struggle is real 🤧

there's definitely other writers that I think do it better and I have learned a lot from them! tbh half of what I post I wouldn't have shared if it hadn't been for that extra support in the first place. it always takes me a while to build up the guts to "publicly" share something that I think is kinky and different and I need to be hyped up in advance, but I'm so glad you enjoy me being obnoxious and horny on main in the meantime and that my own style of writing stands out to you!!! 💖♥️ I love our psychotic, slutty vampires!!

#i appreciate u always my kind anons #also to the people that sent me shippy headcanons thank you i love them and i'll be answering as soon as i have the spoons to write out #everything that i want to in response because you deserve that <3 #you ask and hekate answers #vc

[ct-hardcase]

There's a more minute aspect of Pyre and Tierny's relationship on tumblr much since I overlooked it during my watch of swres while the series was airing. I wouldn't consider either of them "the dumb one", but Tierny tends to rely on her brains more than her brawn due to her FOSB duties, while Pyre, being in the role of a military commander, is more associated with combat as a rule.

This sort of dynamic usually tends toward the more strategic of the pair being the cynic or realist of the duo, but that role actually goes to Pyre during season 2, with Tierny more frequently playing the optimist against him.

It makes sense when you look into it canonically—Tierny's confident in Tam and her plan to use her to draw out the Colossus, and as season 2 unfolds, it's implied that Pyre is either shielding Tierny from how much Kylo and Hux are pushing them to destroy the Colossus, or else; or he doesn't have the clearance to tell her.

#commander pyre #agent tierny #can be read as pyreny but also I think this meta applies to how the two interact in canon as well #and hear me out about the shielding bit because I get that can sound shippy (and it kind of is in fairness) #BUT #in Station to Station he downplays the part that Kaz and Neeku stole to Hux #but names the exact part to Tierny a few minutes later so he knows damn well what got stolen #and to me this shows he's clearly trying to downplay his (and tierny's) failures to first order leadership to buy them time #and recognizes how serious the situation is #(see also: 'it's not general hux I'm worried about') #star dorks #sw headcanons

[ednaeflowers]

edna's love language is quality time. she's spent 1000+ years by herself on r.ayfalke waiting for e.izen to come home—she will never, ever admit to it, but she's definitely felt lonely before through those 1000+ years, so quality time would definitely help bring her closer to someone. she will still, of course, tease whoever she is with: because of how she's like, the more she teases you, the more fond of you she is. she isn't the type who talks about how she actually feels, especially if it's sentimental or personal, so it's very subtle in how much she enjoys someone's company. she opens up slowly, but once you gain her trust, she trusts you.

it reassures her to know that she still has people around her. it'll make her feel more comfortable knowing that there is still at least another person she can be around since she literally lost the only person she could truly rely on—so, it makes sense that she doesn't want to lose more people. she is very "loud" about how she teases people, but very "quiet" in how she shows what's actually on her mind. to know what she is feeling, it's all in her actions.

#''love language'' seems a bit misleading but i rlly think it kinda sums it up tbh #i feel like i will never be able to ship here so this isn't exactly a ''shippy'' hc lol #tho i think it can apply to any of her relationships tbh #i think this could also affect how much she trusts someone too #and over time the zesty crew BECOME trusted friends to her ( tho it's canon that she and l.ailah are already friends when zesty begins ) #i just want to know what's on her mind ! she is like a cat i must study in order for her to like me #since there is much more to her character than just being the source of comedy which a lot of ppl tend to gloss over #altho i will acknowledge there are times she's just being a bully to be a bully 💀 #still love her very much tho -- i just love her on an abnormal amount 💛💛🥺 #i was talking to rinni earlier about edna and successfully converting her to support best earth siblings #and then my brain just started to work more gears i guess LOL ... #anyway i wrote this up while thinking about k.ratos and edna THANKS RINNI 😩 didn't know how much i needed them until today 😩 #... i think too much about edna so i will stop talking here and go to bed ...... 🙈🙈🙈 #°˖✧❀ ❛ memories. ┊ headcanons. ❀✧˖° #°˖✧❀ ❛ out of offerings. ┊ ooc. ❀✧˖°

[seawitchkaraoke]

You can write whatever fucked up shit you want

You do not show even your tamest shippy fluff fic to the creators of the canon unless they explicitely ask to be shown it

Idk man I feel like it really used to be that simple. Don't ask about ships at a convention. Don't talk about who you ship your fave twitch streamer with in their own fucking chat. But if you do shippy fanworks on tumblr or Ao3 and they find it here that's on them, you don't go to the fandom websites without knowiing what you signed up for (still if they are here, do not actively tag them in this stuff obviously!)

#fandom #also don't make headcanons about ppl's actual lifes and then put that in their chats/tweet it at them? #rpf is fine but only as long as you keep it the fuck away from the ppl it's about #yes even when it's not shippy just don't #actually just in general? when in doubt? don't

[queerticulate]

My brain has been supplying me with a flood of different (contradicting) headcanons of what the relationship between Eddie and Billy could have been. I mean, considering they had some similar interests it’s impossible they didn’t at least have an opinion on each other. Here’s what I’ve thought of as options so far:

Although similar interests, Billy seemed keen on joining the jocks and cementing his position on top of the social hierarchy. Thus Eddie thought him cool for 3 seconds, and then started thinking of him as a total poser. Billy dislikes Eddie for taking the ‘shtick’ of ‘feeling sorry for yourself’ too far. Possibly uses homophobic language to talk to or about Eddie.

Eddie and Billy hung out a couple of times, bonding over music. But Eddie thinks Billy is too unhinged and too much of an asshole so he cut ties very abruptly.

Eddie saw Billy with a guy once, thus finding out Billy is not as straight as he pretends to be. Billy threatened to kill Eddie if he ever so much as breathed about it to someone. Eddie believed that to be completely true. (But he also thinks it’s stupid and unnecessary cause he’s gay himself and understands you can’t out people, jeez).

Eddie and Billy hooked up once. Or maybe even a couple times. It wasn’t meaningful. Billy still did the whole ‘if you ever tell anyone’ bit. Made Eddie lose interest. He’s careful to keep things under wraps but he doesn’t loath himself for what he likes. Doesn’t care for someone who does.

Billy was Eddie’s first sexual experience and it was a BadTM one. Eddie is happy he’s dead. Maybe he’s even gone as far - or at least thought about - pissing on his grave.

#i mean these all in a very non-shippy way #im only thinking about this bc of steddie #eddie munson #billy hargrove #stranger things #headcanons #billy was clearly a fucked up piece of shit but those kind of characters can serve interesting purposes in canon and in fic #im saying this bc the hate for anyone taking an interest in this character is insane #also yeah i definitely headcanoned Billy as some kind of closeted #and i headcanon eddie as gay sooo #gay!eddie muson #gay!billy hargrove