Ineffability is just some bullshit God came up with to hide the fact that Their plans are stupid
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reminder to anyone using spotify that you can remove an artist’s songs from all of your playlists easily by going to the artist’s page and tapping “don’t play this artist”
i say this as someone who put lovejoy on like 20 different playlists who didn’t know that feature existed until now
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uh oh guys, this wasn’t in the manga
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Imagine fucking up so much that a music critic whose videos usually average about 15-30 minutes puts out a feature-length dunk on you.
Better yet, he put his Worst Pop Music of 2023 video on hold to make this, and his Worst Of lists are his best performing videos.
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A friend of mine had this idea, and I’d love to see it in an urban fantasy: magic is real and it stays secret because it looks like bad CGI. The fakest thing ever.
People who witness magic in person can always have their minds clouded, as they have been for most of human history, but all this newfangled technology has to be handled a different way. A video camera records exactly what it sees.
So, what it sees is … something that looks laughably fake. For any time period. The various secret magicians of the world make a point to keep their spells up to date with the current mundane trends — some of them even have running contests for who can make the most fake-looking spell.
I imagine they have a great time doing it. I sure would.
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And now I present you: scenarios in my head that aren’t long enough to be a full comic
The last guy talking to Nightmare is Ccino btw
Dust belongs to ask-dusttale
Nightmare and Dream belong to Jokublog
Farmer belong to GuinongTale_AU
Horror belongs to horrortalecomic
Epic belongs to yugogeer012
Ccino belongs to black-nyanko
In case you can’t read my handwriting:
Scenario 1
Dust: Can I die now?
Nightmare: No.
Dust: Goddamnit
Scenario 2
Farmer: By the way, I’ve got an appointment with the horse doctor today, so…
Horror: (How can a horse be a doctor?)
Scenario 3
Dream: I hope all your dreams come true next year!
Epic: Believe me, none of us wants that
Scenario 4
Nightmare: and then my brother, that BITCH-
Ccino: We don’t use that word here
Nightmare: Right, right. My brother… that CUNT-
Ccino: We don’t use that either
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