#and I'm glad I never switched to an app

[joeys-babe]

Joey B Imagines: A Day In The Life

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Summary: You do a mini TikTok vlog of a day in the life with your boys while pregnant. (Pregnancy announcement to the public!)

Warnings: Fluff

Pairing: Joe Burrow x reader

Imagine Universe: Into The Mystic

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January 10, 2024 - *35 weeks pregnant*

After posting some more pranks I've done on Joe, surprisingly, my following on TikTok has grown significantly.

Usually, posting Joe on my socials garnered negative attention, AKA hate. I did it because social media apps were meant to share your life, and Joe was a huge part of my life.

I never meant it in a braggadocios way, but that's what people seemed to take from my family photos and post-win pics with my husband.

That's why I was so surprised to see that everyone loved my Joe pranks.

The comments held a consensus that I’d never seen under a post of mine, they loved Joe and I’s dynamic.

I didn't need the public fan validation to make me feel secure in my relationship with Joe, but for once, they understood how special our relationship was, and some even apologized for past statements.

“They love us, Joe.” - you

“No, honey, they love you.” - Joe smiled

After those words were shared, Joe pointed out how all the comments were mostly praising me.

“take back everything I said abt her.”

“stop she matches joe’s energy so well…”

“the way he can’t stay mad at her, they’re so in love”

“actually such a cute couple”

“they compliment each other so well!”

“i see why joe married her! 🥹”

“i want y/n to be MY mom.”

“who gave y/n the right to be so adorable.”

“she’s so fun!”

“the way joe looks at her.. 😭”

“still jealous, but he loves her sm.”

“MY PARENTS.”

“i bet y/n’s the best mom and wife”

“Everyone’s switching sides now, but they never deserved hate. Joe wouldn't marry her if he didn't love her, and I'm glad that you guys can see that now. She makes him really happy!!”

“See? Some are even requesting more videos, baby. Do you see how many new followers you've gotten?” - Joe

“It's just because I posted content of you…” - you

“No, don't say that. It's because you showed your personality, and they love you. They see why I love you.” - Joe

“Do you really think so?” - you

“I know so. Everyone thinks your pranks are hilarious, you're funny, and you handle me super well.” - Joe

“I do handle you super well.” - you laughed

“The best.” - Joe winked

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That was two days ago, right after we put the twins to sleep and right before we went to bed ourselves.

Currently being nine in the morning, I just woke up.

It was off-season now, but that still meant early mornings.

This morning was a little different, though, because I was making a ‘day in the life’ TikTok.

Since my pranks had become a hit, I've gotten quite a few video ideas from fans in the comments. Most wanted to see more of our everyday lives and wanted to know what it was like as an NFL wife and mother.

So, I decided to do a short video to show what our family day routine was like on an average off-season day.

The thing is… Joe didn't know it was happening.

Joe loved that I was finally being seen the way he saw me but was still weary of what I was posting.

He wasn't a huge fan of social media, and being super public with our relationship and kids, he detested it.

I respected it, but sometimes Joe would ask to participate in a video unprompted.

Lately, that has become a bigger case, so I was hoping he wouldn't mind taking part in the mini-vlog.

Joe was still asleep when I got out of bed, so I discreetly walked into the bathroom after grabbing my phone.

I wouldn't be talking in the video, just showcasing the sounds of the background and whatever I was doing, while the text that I would put over it later would describe what was going on.

After making little clips of me brushing my teeth, washing my face, and brushing my hair out, I walked back into the bedroom.

Next, I recorded a little snippet of me picking out my outfit - leggings and one of Joe’s hoodies - before turning my phone off to get changed.

Now that I was ready, I headed downstairs to start breakfast.

I pulled ingredients out of the fridge for Joe’s smoothie, omelets for me and me, and some of the ingredients for the boy's pancakes.

Just as I was starting the blender, a sleepy-looking Joe with raging bedhead shuffled into the kitchen.

“G’morning.” - you grinned

Thankfully, he put on sweatpants and a T-shirt, and I was glad of that because he'd complain about being shirtless on camera.

“Hi.” - Joe mumbled

“You good, buddy?” - you laughed

“Mhm. I just don't like waking up to see that you're not next to me.” - Joe

“Awe, I'm sorry. C’mere.” - you

I opened my arms to Joe, and he immediately was in my embrace. My arms were around his waist as I squeezed him, and his head lay on my shoulder.

When he pulled away from me, Joe’s eyes landed on the recording camera and immediately went wide-eyed.

“Why are you recording?” - Joe

“I'm making a ‘day in the life' video. I won't put anything in it that you aren't comfortable with, like what just happened.” - you

“Oh… ok. Yeah, don't put that in, though, because I sound like a baby.” - Joe

His grimace made me laugh because I thought our interaction was cute. Then again, I loved Joe’s needy, soft side. It was purely adorable.

“My baby.” - you grinned

“Stop…” - Joe

Joe was trying to hide his smile as his cheeks turned pink, and I couldn't help but giggle. I loved knowing I could make him blush, even after all the years we've been together.

“Do you need help recording anything?” - Joe

“Not at the moment, but if I do, I'll ask you.” - you

“Okay. Want me to make the pancakes?” - Joe

“Sure! Can I get a clip of you flipping them?” - you

“Of course.” - Joe smiled

Shortly after that, Joe got started on the pancakes, and I recorded a little video to get audio of the sizzling from the hot pan.

When I got a short clip of Joe flipping a mini pancake, I didn't put his face in it, but you could very clearly see it was him. His easily recognized bracelets and hands gave that away, along with the laugh the speaker picked up when he executed the flip perfectly.

“I should be a pro cook.” - Joe

“We both know that shouldn't happen.” - you

Joe busted out laughing and told me to put that in the mini-vlog.

“Will do.” - you giggled

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Later in the day, I had gotten most of the wanted content filmed, including waking the boys up, breakfast, and playing/cleaning around the house.

Now, Joe, Me, and the boys were on our way to the reason for the entire video.

AKA the ultrasound that I'm having today.

It was a hard launch of my pregnancy, but Joe and I thought we'd include it in the video since my maternity photoshoot wasn't for a couple more weeks. The reason we were announcing it before the shoot was because it was getting hard to hide my growing bump. We’d much rather announce it ourselves than someone screenshot a picture of me in the background with a round belly.

When we got sent back to the ultrasound room, Joe sat in the chair next to where I was. Tyson was in Joe’s lap while Miles sat in the chair next to them.

“You ready to see sissy?” - Joe

Tyson and Miles both nodded, causing Joe and I to both smile.

Soon the ultrasound tech walked into the room and before I knew it, the familiar feeling of cold gel on my stomach made me hiss.

“Okay, Mama?” - Joe

“Gel’s just cold. I'm fine.” - you smiled

Joe made sure to get a good video of you watching the monitor, and he felt tears pricking in his eyes at the sight of his baby girl.

He would never get tired of being called, girl dad, Joe wore it like a proud Boy Scout who had just received a new badge.

“Baby Girl is doing great, measuring how she should be, and is very healthy.” - Tech

“Good.” - you and Joe in sync

After a few more minutes, she wiped off my bump, and I was set to go.

Joe helped me off of the chair and pulled the hoodie back over my stomach.

“I love you.” - Joe grinned

“I love you too.” - you

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I spent the first thirty minutes back home editing together the clips I already had, getting approval from Joe for each one.

It surprised me how much feedback and “Oh, this would be cool!” Joe was giving me. He liked this more than I thought he would.

We ate dinner just shortly after that, and the rest of the afternoon was slow, as it usually was.

Tyson and Miles went to bed earlier than usual, so Joe and I spent the majority of the evening watching space documentaries that Joe had been wanting to watch.

The last video of the day routine vlog was of the TV in front of us, Joe’s hand on my bump in view, as well as our legs tangled together.

I never truly appreciated the little things in my everyday life till they were pointed out in a video, like how Tyson always looks at Joe for approval before doing something or how Miles's eyes crinkle up when he smiles, just like his daddy’s.

Watching back at the completed TikTok while tucked into my handsome husband’s side as he rubbed over my baby bump and drew little shapes on it with his thumb had me thinking something I seem to always find my mind drifting off to. Oh, boy, was I one lucky girl.

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Authors note: cutie family fluff for Sunday

Request for this fic; thank you anon! 🫶

Hope you enjoyed! 💕

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[94blazed]

OBSESSION

PART 2

WC: 13.5K

Genre: smut. fluff. crack. angst. (switch pov)

Rating: M (minors dni)

Warnings: dom jk, rough sex, detailed smut, oral, toxicity, cursing, choking, slapping, spitting, nipple play, hickeys, unprotected, fingering, multiple orgasms, cock warming, simps, obsession, slight yandere, dirty talk, depression, alcohol; consumption.

Summary: Seven wednesday jungkook. You and Jungkook have been delusional about each other your whole lives, but when Jungkook is off the market, you start to wonder if it was all just one-sided. After the break-up with sohee, you became friends with benefits right after a simple hookup, but when he receives a text from his ex..

a/n: final part of the two part series! - no hate to sohee this is fiction! enjoy ! :D

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Jungkook received a notification.

- unknown: Do you like her?

- JK: who is this?

- unknown: Sohee.

- sohee: Y/N, do you like her?

- JK: why are you asking me this?

- sohee: because I still want us.

Jungkook pauses for a moment to glance at you, but you were too busy looking at the movie.

- JK: how did you get my number?

- sohee: how about you?

- JK: what?

- sohee: do you still want us?

- sohee: come outside.

Jungkook looks at you for a moment before he opens his mouth. "hey, I'll be right back. The pizza got here." you furrow your brows a bit, you could've sworn there wasn't a knock at the door, but he must have used the app, so you shrugged it off.

jungkook's pov:

Unlocking the door, you made sure no water got inside from the pouring rain. As you closed the door, you heard her speak up, "You don't want to come under my umbrella?"  "No. what are you doing here, Sohee?"  "I just wanted to see y-"  "cut the bullshit. what did you actually come here for?"  "Jungkook, do you actually like her?" After a brief pause, you replied, "Yeah, I do. why is it your concern?" she retorted "It's just...she's such a groupie whore. I mean, remember the way she used to look at you when we were together," she laughed.

"Remember how she would always be all up on Namjoon and Jimin? It's like she was attempting to keep track of who was the next fuck on her schedule" With a clenched jaw, you responded, "Sohee, you're so obsessed it's concerning. You do know those are her best friends, right? and me? we were a thing before you came along." you laugh "I'm honestly glad you were the one who fucked up" Sohee rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah. so make up your mind, Jeon. Who's it going to be?"

y/n pov :

"Did he go help deliver the pizza? what is taking so long?" You get up and make your way to the front door. peeking from the blinds, you withdraw yourself from the window, opening the door, you ask, "What's going on?" Jungkook snaps his head towards your direction, while sohee smirks. "Oh, he didn't tell you? He wants to get back together. said you were only temporary." Before you look at him for any reaction, you slam the door as you begin to search for your keys. Tears on edge, but you refuse to let them fall, thinking that this was all going down the drain once again.

Hearing the door slam, the creaking of the floorboards grew louder with each step. "y/n, whatever she said, it isn't true," he says. pausing, you met his gaze, tears threatening to spill. "No, she's right. I felt like this was only to please our pleasures once again. temporary."  "y/n" he says grabbing onto your arms "this isn't temporary. It never felt temporary. Yeah, maybe before, maybe. but this moment to me right now feels endless. I don't know if you feel the same way about this, but I don't want this to end. not again" You didn't want to entertain your hopes, because when you did, it only led to disappointment. but this time, at this moment, it felt different. "Sohee wants me back after everything, but she was in the wrong, yet I know my worth. You showed me my worth."

Pausing, he looks into your eyes, never losing focus. "You've been my worth since the first time we met. I came to the realization that these aren't feelings of pleasure. They're more than just pleasing, and every time I would see you, be around you, hear your voice. I would feel this warm, bubbly feeling every time, and it never failed to come upon me." As he confesses his feelings, you felt the same way, yet a question lingered.. "why didn't you tell me about Sohee?"  "Because I was scared, y/n. I overanalyzed the situation and feared rejection, so I needed a distraction. a distraction from you." Although his response stings, you couldn't suppress your response any longer.

"It hurt, Jungkook, seeing you with her, especially after all that we have done together. You had the opportunity to prevent this situation, but you made it even more difficult than it already was. that night you introduced us to Sohee? was the night I intended to confess my feelings for you. I liked you a lot, Jeon, but then you and Sohee happened, and I had to know my place."

As the two of us sat in silence, the sound of the rain grew louder by the second.

He swallowed thickly before speaking. "You're right, and I admit it I feel like an absolute idiot an asshole at that for not putting more effort into us. I thought finding a distraction would help my situation, but it only made it worse. for you and me." tilting your head in confusion, he continued, "You know, ever since I got with Sohee, it didn't feel the same as what we had. It's like I had a void in my heart that has only grown with each passing day, month, and year. I believe it was the guilt that I had for not taking responsibility for our relationship."

"So, yeah, Sohee and I have been over since New Year's. She left me for her ex the same night before the final countdown. I've been emotionally drained since that night and looking back on what I had before, It was you who filled the voids. You made me feel needed back then and now. So, yes, this is a confession, and right now, in this moment, I'm hoping you feel the same." Looking into your eyes for confirmation.

The tears from before finally broke through. "You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment," you said, reflecting the same smile. He embraced you by the waist. Enjoying the moment he gradually released his grip around your waist.

With a gentle gesture, he tucks a strand of hair behind your ear, as he finally whispers the words you've been waiting for since the beginning, "so, does this mean you'll be my girlfriend?" You withdrew slightly, allowing yourself to meet his gaze with a smile. Latching your hand around his neck, you pulled him into a kiss. "Does that answer your question?"

Throwing you that bunny smile, he replied "No but I'll take it" he said jokingly, latched back onto your lips, melting into your embrace, not caring about how drenched he was from the rain. He lifted his thumb and gently pulled down on your lower lip, slipping his tongue past your lips, tongue against yours. As he tapped your leg, you eagerly jumped up and wrapped your legs around his waist, cupping the curve of your ass. He then proceeded to guide you to the edge of the bed, where he lowered you onto the plush mattress.

Jungkook pulled back for a moment to remove his drenched sweater, revealing his black compression shirt. loving the way the wet fabric clung to his abs that you admired so much. Resuming, he placed his hand under your chin to kiss you at a better angle. With his other hand, he smoothly slid it under your shirt, caressing your belly before cupping your breast.

Letting go of your lips, he slowly lifts up your top, revealing your girls. Officially you were wearing a lace bra with the detachable hook between the valley of your breasts. Detaching the clip he watches them bounce as they were held together. without wasting any time, he dives into them, starting with your left nipple, the contact never fails to make you moan. Of course, he didn't forget the right one, and with a pinch and pull, you were sent over the edge.

With a pop, he resumed cleaning up his left over saliva, tongue collecting every drop, tongue not leaving your chest he dragged it down between your breasts, over your belly, and arrived at the button on your pants. On his knees, he tugged on the material with his teeth, looking up through hooded eyes. "May I?" giggling, you land your hand on the top of his head. "You may." he undid your pants and flung them behind him. Now, looking at his favorite pair of panties that he loves so much. He honestly didn't want to rip through them, so he gently hooked them under his fingers and slowly pulled them down over your knees. Dropping them to your ankles, he picked them up and put them on the nightstand next to him. He slowly spreads your legs wide enough to observe the arousal you've accumulated down your folds, without noticing how he licked his lips—making him want to devour you whole. He lowers himself to suck on your inner thigh, biting in chunks and nibbles. Finally getting close to your pussy, you jolt when you feel a glob of spit trickle down your folds, you can't help but moan. Kook takes his fingers to his mouth, taking out his tongue to stroke in between his V-shaped fingers to demonstrate your pussy. putting them into his mouth, collecting all the saliva he can, and places them on your clit, as you whine at the feeling, slipping them down and inside your hole.

Squirming a bit he grabs your thigh securely, preventing you from moving. Sucking in a breath, you feel his tongue toying with your clit, the coldness of his lip ring swiping against your folds making it even more difficult to be still; "Baby stop moving," you're trying, really trying. Plunging his fingers deeper, he adds another to watch you struggle. With the way he's impacting your pussy, you instinctively tangle your fingers through his hair. Now imagine when he's in balls deep,  interrupting your train of thought he nibbles on your clit. His tongue now has taken the place of his fingers, hand coming around your thighs to rub at your clit "god this fucken pussy" whimpering you feel that familiar burning sensation in your belly building by the second "ju-jungkook im gonna cum" letting go of your clit, he looks up into your gaze, "then cum my pretty girl" and that fucken name has you coming undone, “so wet.. all for me yeah?”  jungkook drank up your arousal like he hadn't drank in years.

stabilizing yourself, you look up to see Jungkook already in his boxers, simply by the contour of his cock has your climax developing once more, walking up against you, pussy now against his clothed cock, he speaks "Tell me y/n. what exactly is it that you want, hmm?"  "You jungkook" slapping your pussy, he answers. "You're going to have to be more specific than that my love?. I'm going to ask you once more." Leaning down, he swipes his tongue along your earlobe, "what specifically do you want y/n?" not hesitating you answer, "your cock jungkook. your big fucken cock,"  heart now hammering at the thought of his cock tearing every last bit of your sanity, "you got it baby."

He finally dropped his boxers to the ground, the sound of his dick smacking against his abdomen echo's around the room. positioning himself, he finally sinks into you, both letting out a synchronized moan. Slipping through your core Jungkook let's out a groan, "f-fuck this pussy never ceases to amaze me." sucking in a breath at the burning sensation you composed yourself knowing this would only last for a moment. Pussy clenching Jungkook hisses at the feeling, "oh, fuckkk do that again". "Go faster and I'll do it," Jungkook cracked open an eye. "Oh really?" he stated "Yes, pleasee" you added. Jungkook complied, but instead, he wrapped his tatted hand around your throat, applying slight pressure on your airway. "alright then, answer this. who does this pussy belong to?" he asked. "Yours, Jungkook, '' you responded. As the pace picked up, he tightened his grip, making it difficult to breathe. "Do you desire this cock? or do you want me to stop?" he asked. "NO, no, I'm sorry," you replied. "Then I'll ask again. who does this pussy belong to? Who do YOU belong to?" he says in a firm tone, tightening his grip on your throat, "YOU JUNGKOOK, it has always been you. I belong to you completely, every inch and every breath in my body." you responded, "That's right baby, you belong to me and no one else. every inch." He released his grip, allowing you to catch your breath, as he increased the pace. Jungkook then leaned in to bite the salty skin of your neck, leaving a few territorial marks. Slowly pulling you flush against his chest, as an instinct you wrapped your legs around his waist, as he positions himself against the headboard.

"Jungkook, faster," you commanded. He complied, proceeding to deliver a rapid speed that consistently aimed at your g-spot. Instinctively, you dug your nails into his back, eliciting a pleasurable groan from jungkook, He gradually released your hips, allowing you to take control and ride him. As you tighten your grip on his length, obscene noises uncontrollably spill from his lips, struggling to articulate his pleasure. "shit y/n just like that baby" He gently raises your hips, grinding thickly into your walls making sure he can see his bulge plunging through your belly. “fuck fuckk kook just like that”  “yeah?”  you couldn’t even speak at that point. Drunk on his cock. 

Clenching tighter, he utters, "fuck it's the way that you can ride." You sense the pressure building, "kook I'm close, please." he leans in for a reassuring kiss. "Hold on a little longer, my love. I'm ngh-almost there." you reach a point where your entire body is stuttering. Despite the strain, you feel his cock twitch, knowing that his climax is near. With a few more strokes, he reaches, "now ruin me baby" releasing the pressure you smear his abdomen while he simultaneously paints your walls. Exhausted, he collapses on top of you, cock still inside, as you both pant in unison.

After both of you have stabilized your breathing, you gently brushed his hair away from his eyes, lifting his head to meet your gaze. chin resting on your chest, you maintain eye contact and offer a smile before bringing him in for a kiss. "How was it?" he asked. "as always, my love, perfect," you respond with a smile. "hmm good," he replies as he pecks your nose as he slowly withdraws from you, hissing at the feeling of emptiness. He proceeds to the bathroom to prepare a warm rag to clean you with, and although you are still sensitive, you comply. As you sometimes spend the night, you have clothes stored in the dresser next to his. After dressing, you help change the sheets while he cleans himself.

After cleaning up the mess you two created, both of you slide into bed. Allowing him to hold you, with his arms encircling your waist, tracing circles beneath the soft material of your shirt. He plants a kiss on your hair uttering, "I have loved you since day one." You smile at this heartwarming sensation, holding onto his arm until you drift off to sleep. From that day forward, the routine has remained unchanged.

PRESENT

July ‘23

You two moved into your apartment, sohee was nowhere to be seen since that day. This year, you all graduated from university and celebrated with a party for the occasion, alongside other colleagues. You and Jungkook are content to be together. "I fetched you a smirnoff screwdriver. sorry, it was the only one they had left," you smile kissing his cheek. "kook, it's okay. I appreciate it a lot thank you" but before he can respond, Jimin inserts himself by sitting between the two of you. “so what are you two love birds talking about?” Jungkook rolls his eyes while you chuckle at the remark. “nothing jimin what do you want” “Nothing I'm just curious about what you got my best friend for her graduation gift” jungkook raises an eyebrow "Well, I was just about to mention it-"  "Do not hesitate, Jungkook. please share" namjoon interrupts "I was just-" "well go on" jin inserts “I WAS JUST GETTING THERE” everyone laughs at jungkooks outburst, "someone offer him a tequila shot," taehyung yells "even tequila can't help that," Hobi responds.

“well, I just wanna say I’m happy for you two, as always jungkook. you better not break her heart or I’ll kick your ass”  “Yeah yeah like that’s gonna happen”  “Keep it that way” jimin replies, blowing a kiss to you farewell as he returns to the kitchen. “I’m sorry he’s a little overprotective”  "It’s okay I understand, I wouldn’t want anyone to hurt you either. but on another note, I do have a gift for you though" he grins, lending you his hand, taking it, together you made your way through the group of individuals that occupied the living room and into the neon uv-lit hallway. This is Jin's residence, which he rents out seven rooms, all of which are occupied by the other boys except for one that was reserved for the two of you; and that’s where you two were headed. opening the door, you spot a small white piece of paper resting on the bed before you. approaching, you grasp the paper. only to see the bold lettering 'SURPRISE' curious about this surprise, you turn around but were directed to take a seat on the bed. you observe jungkook removing his shirt, of course, you can’t complain, but questioned, “babe what are you doing?”

“It's Saturday baby, 7 days a week, remember?” 

“fuck”

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a/n: obviously she was still sore from yesterday lol . but thank you sm for reading this little series of mine! I hope you enjoyed ! all feedback is appreciated <3

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[burningstrangerkingdom]

Lights out

pairing: charles leclerc x reader

summary: after returning from a triple header where you accompanied your boyfriend Charles, you find a surprise in the apartment.

warnings: none

notes: this is the first fanfic I write, I hope to improve over time, any type of interaction is welcome < 3

After a triple header which your boyfriend practically begged for you to acompany him, you were certenelly glad to be back in your home in Mónaco.

"I'm dying to return to my bed, tou will never take me out of it again" you dramaticalized in your way stairs up to your apartment.

"I don't see a problem with that" he teased, making you chucked at his statement.

"No, but really, I, of course, had the idea of a tour like that being tiring but it's incredibly exausting, my love, I'm going to plan a relaxing week for you to recharge your energies".

It was the first time you get to witnessed a triple header first hand with him, due to your last job being so demanding that you got to lost the oportunity to join him in that kind of trips multiple times, so now, seeing how bad those kind of shows could affected him, you thought it was the least you could do to help him since he had been nothing but a wonderful boyfriend to you.

"Thank you, chérie, but all I need is you and a good amount of pasta, that Andrea should never heard of" he joked back to you.

It was kind of cute how he always, being the nicest person you've ever met, tried to dismiss any kind of attention to him and light it off with a joke, too humble for his own good, and even though sometimes those actitudes freaked you out, that as a part of his personality was also something you loved about him.

Trying to get ahead of him so that you could plan the following days taking advantage of the ideas that came to your mind, you made a short run until you reached the door of your home, you opened it nimbly and carelessly dumped your luggage, now focusing on finding the light switch

"Fuck" you said when you realized that there was no light in the room.

"What happened, cherie?" asked confused Charles as he tried to enter the room by dodging the luggage spread on the floor.

"I'll tell you in a minute".

The lack of electricity in the place also puzzled you, so you left your boyfriend at the entrance and went to each room to check and realize that they were all in the same condition. Still confused, you did a mental recap trying to find an answer to this situation, when an idea came to your mind, so you took your phone out of your pocket and clicked on the banking app.

"Oh" was all that came out of your mouth when you realized you never made the payment.

Sharing a house is a great commitment, which undoubtedly tests the duration of relationships, which is why since Charles proposed to do it, you tried to work on delegating responsibilities to each other and thus avoid feeling that you are invading his personal space. The problem here is that paying for electricity is something that was up to you, and you had no problem doing it since Charles spent most of his time flying, in the factory or racing, you considered it fair that this task fell on you. being the one who spent most of his time in the apartment.

You thought you made the payment a few days ago, but when you checked your bank account you realized that you never completed the transaction, which you embarrassingly confessed to your boyfriend.

He looked at you curiously, then chuckled and burst out laughing, "Oh, mon amour, of course you did".

Your first reaction was to be embarrassed by everything that happened, but upon hearing his melodious and contagious laugh you had no choice but to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation as well.

You both ended up leaning back on the couch, giggling. "Oh god, i love you" stated Charles as he ran a hand contouring your face.

"Even when i make your house look like a tunnel?" you teased while excessively batting your lashes.

"Even when you leave Monte Carlo in completly darkness" at that, you lightly smacked his arm, earning a giggle from him.

Thank you so much for reading it, it was a weird idea that I got yesterday, hope you liked it <3

#charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fluff #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fluff #charles leclerc one shot #cl16 x reader

[professional-benaddict]

@vaguekiwi says jump so i ask how high and here i am!!!💗💗💗

part three to «Don’t Ever Change» on AO3. it will be uploaded there asap🥰🥰

——— written by grace ———

"Stephen..."

"Tony."

"Babe, seriously."

"I'm being serious."

"No you're not."

"Babe!"

"Babe!"

Tony scowled at his husband and crossed his arms, letting the ER bill flutter to the kitchen counter.

"He's in the hospital, Tony. What the hell do you expect us to do?"

"You could at least show some concern!" Tony hissed, rearranging the stack of papers on the kitchen counter so they were in order by date.

"We owe over twenty—"

"I know how much we owe, babe."

"Then why don't you act like it? Or go to bat with the fucking insurance company - I don't care it blood clots in Littles are rare events, that's precisely why we have insurance."

"That's not how the insurance company sees it. The contract we have with them says -"

"I know what it fucking says, Stephen. Give it a rest. Tony collapsed into one of the stools at the kitchen counter, staring helplessly at the bills he'd arranged.

Tony looked uncertainly at Stephen, "what if we switched him over to my insurance?"

Stephen poured two cups of tea and brought one over to Tony. "What does your insurance say about blood clots in Littles?"

"Fuck — I don't know. But if one more person says force majeure to me l'm gonna lose it."

Stephen smiled and leaned down to kiss Tony on the top of the head, "we'll figure out the bills, babe. We always do."

——— written by me ———

Peter has never spent this long by himself in the hospital. Sure, he has had a few stays the last year, but he has never spent more than an hour alone.

Telling time isn’t easy for a Little, but it feels like a long time now. Peter has watched half a dozen episodes of Pokemon, and the Netflix app is telling him he has two more episodes to go before the next season.

A nurse comes in, startling Peter. The boy jumps visibly, and the nurse apologises gently.

“Hey there. You’re all alone?”

Peter doesn’t dare nod, just blinks.

“Do you want me to call your CGs?”

But, before Peter can respond, the door opens again and Stephen comes in. He is dressed in scrubs, but Peter doesn’t notice right away. He is just very glad to see his Daddy.

“Daddy!”

“Hi, sorry, it took so long. Papa and I had to fix some things at home.” Stephen says, coming over to kiss and hug Peter.

Truth be told, Peter is a bit mad he was left alone for so long, but most of all he is happy to get kisses and hugs. Daddy cups his cheeks, kissing his forehead and nose.

“Where’s Papa?”

“He’s coming too. I came first since I’m starting my shift soon.”

That makes Peter pause. He shakes his head so that Stephen lets go of his cheeks. Daddy came just to work? And not be with him?

Stephen can tell Peter is not happy to hear that he will be working, and it tears at his heart in the worst way possible. But, it cannot be helped. And, actually, in the long run, an extra ER evening shift is exactly what will help them financially in the long run.

But, Stephen doesn’t get into it. That is a long and complicated conversation to have with a Little.

“Uhm- sorry, did you come to do his vitals or?” Stephen asks, turning to the nurse still in the room.

“Oh! Yeah- I did. I was here earlier too, so I think Peter remembers me.”

“Marissa…?” Peter says quietly, beaming when the nurse nods.

“Yeah! That’s me. I’ll do the same checks as last time. Is that all right?”

Peter flickers his eyes to his Daddy, but Daddy is busy looking at his phone. It makes the Little even more angry.

“Yeah… it’s okay.” Peter replies to Marissa.

“All right, baby.” Stephen says, pocketing his phone while Marissa gets gloves. “I have to go now, but Papa is on his way so he will be here soon and spend the night. Okay? I might not be able to drop by, but I’ll come after my shift. You might be asleep then.”

Stephen leans down to kiss Peter again. The boy doesn’t feel nearly as loved as he did when Daddy first came. He doesn’t lean into the touch, but just lets Daddy do it. Much like he lets Marissa check his vitals again.

“Bye, baby! See you soon!”

“Bye…”

#president grace #little!peter #daddy!tony #daddy!stephen #starkerstrange #starker #strangespider #spiderstrange #ironstrange #tony stark x peter parker #tony stark x stephen strange #peter parker x stephen strange #tony stark #peter parker #stephen strange

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (12)

@tastetherainbow290

chapter 26

rip james potter’s leg he’s gone full peeta

sirius is visiting reg

reg ☹️

talking about throwing up is arguably the worst part of this fic so far

“It's fine. I didn't even like this shirt. (Sirius really liked this shirt.)”

i am legitimately shaking but i don’t know if this is important so i need to read it

please stop talking about throwing up

poor regulus i feel so bad

and hes throwing up again

i cant even think about this what if i just skim the rest

ok pov switch thank god

oh no i forgot remus has to go back… 

sirius is so considerate

nooo remu

sirius pov again im praying there isn’t any more throwing up

and there it is.

poor regulus ahhhhh i just feel so bad for him like. i want to give him a hug.

why doesn’t regulus want to see james ☹️

sirius is visiting james now

that was sweet. sad, but sweet.

remus pov again

remu ❤️‍🩹

can someone tell me why the rat is my 5th most used emoji

"You're so precious to me, did you know that?"

remus loves sirius (duh)

chapter 27

i’m sad for wolfstar what’s gonna happen

"You can trust that the only person I have an interest in seeing naked is your brother." 😭

this hallow drama is actually hilarious

reggie 💔

i’m scared that pandora is going to die in the future bc we have t seen any of her pov

this is so sad.

no thoughts just sadness.

“i’m collecting them all” i’m glad to see you making jokes reg

"Oh, this is just the bruise finally blooming from where I tripped and fell the moment I saw you,"

this was a lighter chapter but still sad

chapter 28

back to james pov

oh no a nightmare

CRAP I FORGOT ABT MY MATH HOMEWORK it was due yesterday but she hasn’t graded it yet so if i turn it in now she won’t take of points for it being late

math homework is finished! back to reading (suffering)

oh yeah. nightmare. ☹️

"I wasn't supposed to go through this," no james, you were not. i’m sad now (i have been sad)

james leave regulus aloneeee (don’t leave him alone)

shrodinger’s cat mention

“james”

i’m actually crying right now.

nooo why are the fighting

james is getting his glasses back soon!!! huzzah

"I don't want to be a great, big tragedy anymore,"

baby

“it’s a parting gift” i’m crying again

regulus and remus friendship <3

“we broke up” “you were together?” 😭

ugh this is so sad. already i’ve cried more times than reading atyd AND choices and ive barely made a dent in cr

oh no interview prep

evan mention 💔

every time i see the word hallow in this fic im like “i need to add this (hallow/hollow) to my list of homophones” and i never do bc im writing all my thoughts in my notes app and my homophones list is in a different folder than my marauders thoughts 

chapter 29

oh me oh my hanky panky happening in this chapter i wonder for who

every time i call sex hanky panky i give myself the ick

"We broke up? This is news to me” james 😭

“No one needs romantic love to be fulfilled as a person. Not everyone wants it, and then there are those who aren't ready, and all of it is okay. That doesn't mean there's an absence of love, or that you're getting it wrong. You're not, Regulus, I promise." 

they’re holding hands (but for sad reasons)

interview time i’m scared

evan ☹️☹️☹️

vanity ☹️☹️☹️

“We love your love, don't we?" 💔

this is so sad omg i genuinely don’t know how im going to survive this

GLASSES!!!!!!

so he’s just been wearing contacts this whole time?

ok i need to go do my duolingo. 

i am back from duolingo.

james telling sirius to go have sex with remus on their last night 😭 i mean fair. they should

"I'm absolutely thinking about your brother right now." oh, james

james telling sirius about him and reg 😭 poor sirius

sirius asking james for tips 💀

“i expect all the details” james fleamont potter 😭

sirius is such a good brother. i love him. 

remus pov !!

“i would not have known joy if i did not have the pleasure of knowing you”

ugh wolfstar. i love you. 

😯 hanky panky

spine has been realigned

ok but any time any of them ever talk about getting off it just makes me think about one time when i was at a district choir concert and when we were practicing one of our songs the director said “there won’t be a dry seat in the audience” (he meant dry eye, bc the song was beautiful, but it just came out like everyone in the audience would dream their pants 😭) but. unnecessary story and it isn’t really that funny unless you were there but. 

chapter 30 (?!)

evan 💔

god.

remus ‘reading’ sirius’ mind 😭

they have to say goodbye ☹️

barty mention!!!!

*singing* i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man

“i love you” eeeeeeeee

omg kissing

and it’s over.

“i don’t want to hurt you anymore” 💔

eeeee they’re kissing again

“it’ll take a while but later—much later—james will look back on this and wonder, sadly, if it was a parting gift, too.” WHAT

sirius kissing the mask so remus will always have a sirius kiss

i love pandora

wolfstar goodbye 💔

the fact that all of this happened in the span of two weeks

effie and monty!!!!!!!!!!

the next chapter is lily… should i read it or go to sleep 

#crimson rivers

[iztea]

Maybe you have some drawing tips for beginners?

Your style is incredibly beautiful and it just inspires this thing inside me to grab my iPad and start drawing but unfortunately I have no idea where to even begin

Or maybe you have some recs where to look to learn how to draw stuff?

But I understand completely that it’s your thing and artists should never feel pressured to share all their techniques and secrets, you worked hard on it!

I just really really love your art to the point where I just look at it for 30 minutes straight with this big feeling in my chest

<3

ah it was never about being secretive, i'm pretty open about my drawing process since gatekeeping knowledge is a big pet peeve of mine. It was more like,, laziness because writing a cohesive and helpful drawing tutorial is pretty difficult and i wouldn't even know where to start; i'm afraid i'll get maybe too technical and what have you.

As for tips for beginners, i've shared plenty on my couriouscat so you can scroll through the answers there, i also have some drawing timelapses on my twitter account as well (albeit you'll have to scroll a little)

I'm very flattered you feel that way about my art, it really means a lot to me and i'm glad to have inspired you to draw as well that's awesome and i wish you best of luck!

I actually don't know how different drawing on an iPad is compared to a graphic tablet+desktop, so I am actually pretty clueless in that regard. I think Procreate is the most used digital art app for iPad so you can start by getting it and familiarizing yourself with the UI. I think this step is often overlooked. The brushes and the chosen program can make or break the drawing experience. If you simply find yourself not enjoying Procreate, experiment with other apps or maybe try switching to a graphic tablet, maybe that feels better and is more suited to your tastes.

To be completely honest, one "bad" piece of advice that i should probably keep to myself is to draw something you actually enjoy: fanart, Pretty Girl Portrait(tm), your cat, landscapes etc even if it's above your skill level (becoming obsessed/ fixated on some character from a piece of media also works wonders i'm just gonna throw that out there). The main point is to actually care about your chosen subject in order to get inspired and to have that inner desire of "doing them justice" aka drawing them well. The traditional art learning route probably involves studying the fundamentals, shading spheres and cones and simple 3D forms blablbablah which. Yeah ! sure that's probably better advice but i'm telling you what will make you want to keep going and not get discouraged after a few failed attempts.

As for the drawing subject, I highly recommend having photo references to guide you.. you always need refs it's a recurring thing. My fastest artworks are the ones where I have the right references. the less references the more difficult it is to draw something

As a beginner it is also a good practice to draw OVER your photo reference to get the proportions right ( i'm not talking about literally tracing the contour of a face or limb ( just an example ), but moreso identifying the Main shape which makes up that body part and observe how long is it in respect to the other components, how does it connect to the other parts etc - big difference. Tracing won't help you in the long run).

Another thing you can do is to study your favourite artists and see how They tackle whatever it is that you like in their work. how do they simplify facial features? what about anatomy? color/ light etc and kinda reverse engineer your way through their process. ( but i highly recommend to just keep these practice sketches to yourself, and to not share them on social media- unless you get the artist's permission)

This is how i got into drawing and what i did back then, again, for more technical hands-on information i did answer similar CCs before so with a little bit of stalking you'll find them in no time

I wanna finish this with some resources that helped me:

>youtube guys - sinix, ahmed aldoori, marco bucci, and also just speedpaints in general i highly recommend watching those

>for simplified anatomy i found @/ taco1704 's ref sheets to be very helpful but ........... I'm pretty dry here i just look up refs on Pinterest tbvh

speaking of, here's my pinterest i have a bunch of art related boards board cool stuff overall maybe they can help guide you towards some direction or inspire you in some way idk

ok i kinda suck in the resource department listeN. im starving too just.................. watch youtube speedpaints ok

SORRY IT'S SO LONGGGBGGG i hope it was at least a bit helpful? this was all over the place... I'll try to come up with a tutorial as well but i really gotta be careful with how i go about it. I'll leave you with this for the time being. Again, thank you a lot for the kind words, I really am very grateful and touched esp by that last part about staring with the big feeling stuff eeeeeeeeeeeeee really wow T T that's so lovely and a big compliment thanks ty ly

#long post #this is so messy...... sorry anon #i don't have a very. linear thought process as the kids would call it #you should see my lit essays back in the day lmfao #anyways #if there are typos i'll fix them later #ASK IZTEA #they call me the tutor the way rial my way through the ..... #ok nevermind

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

Warnings: no way home spoilers, age gap, swearing, Otto getting frustrated so the arms become slightly threatening, technology being annoying, gifs in texting, Otto is using an iphone to learn so might be annoying to readers who don't use an iphone

AN: Thanks to @illiana-mystery and @writingkitten for the pictures! And the idea!

When it came time to send everyone home, Strange simply couldn't do it. There were certain attachments he didn't foresee happening. The other two Peters went willingly as did Flint and Dillon. Norman wanted to stay, do something right and work with this world's Peter to make up for the bad he had done in his world. Otto just wanted to be with me. And I wanted to be with him. Hours had been spent after the fight at the Statue of Liberty just talking about his world's version of me. I was considerably younger than them but that didn't deter Otto from pursuing a relationship with me. And it didn't stop me from falling for the older man, and his actuators. I loved them almost as much as I loved him. They were a part of him afterall. But there were some things Otto just had to learn.

"Once again my dear, I don't see why I need one of these devices." Otto turned the smart phone over in his hands. I gently smacked his arm, knowing he was trying to think of how he could dismantle it. He may have given up on being a scientist but he was still one at heart.

"Take the man out of the field, but never the lab." I muttered as I bent over to plug in the charger next to mine. Flo clicked behind me and Mo gently nudged my arm. I chuckled before sitting on the bed. "Alright Otto. For the last time, it's so we can talk during the day while I'm at work or out with friends or whatever." He sat down next to me, powering on the device and inspecting the apps that I had already set up for him. I plugged in the charger so the battery wouldn’t drain too much while we went over how to use it.

"What am I? A child?" he asked as he saw some of the games I added for him.

"No. You're a man who is easily bored." I responded, laying my head on his arm. Otto grunted and scrolled through the rest of the device. I rolled my eyes at him as his thumb hovered over the messages app. “That’s where you can message people. Like an instant message.” He looked over at me.

“Like a chat room kind of thing?” I nodded, glad he understood the concept.

“Yeah. Expect between two people and there’s a lot more you can send each other now.” Otto opened the app and stared at the blank screen. “So my number is already in there. What you want to do is go to the little icon up here.” I posted to the pen and notepad. Otto pressed it. “Then put my name in here.” I pointed to the little bar that appeared. He did what I said. “Good.” Flo maneuvered over to me and I gently patted her. Otto sighed and shot me a look out of the corner of his eye. “Now just type something in this bar here. Whatever you want.” I pointed to the bar at the bottom of the screen and Otto angled the phone away from me. Flo moved in a circle, a motion I learned was her rolling her eyes. I stifled my laugh and pulled my phone out of my pocket. It dinged as his message came through.

"Will mine make that noise too?" he asked as he inspected the phone again. I shook my head.

"You can set special tones for people. Hold on." I leaned over to check his phone, brushing against his chest in the process. "Ok it's on. By the way, this little switch here controls the notification sounds. If you want them on, leave it where it is. If you want them off, switch it down." Otto nodded. "Ok now swipe up the bottom of the screen to clear it." Otto did as I asked and looked at me expectantly. I opened my messages and laughed at what he sent me.

Otto: Did I do this right?

I quickly sent him back a response and waited. The notification appeared on the top of his screen and the sound went off. Otto looked over at me with a smile.

"That's..." he started before leaning over to kiss me, his emotions getting the better of him.

"Here comes the sun." I finished as he pulled away. Rubbing the back of my neck, I chuckled awkwardly. "I figured since you always call me your sun..." He kissed me again, this time Larry and Harry came up to wrap around me. Laughing, I pet them gently before they settled around us. "Ok. Down boy." I teased. Otto blushed and turned his attention back to the phone. "Now to see what I sent you..." I trailed off, hoping Otto would get what he needed to do.

"I open the app again." I nodded and he hit the icon.

(Y/N): U r

"Why did you type it like that?" Otto looked at me confused. I smiled at him and kissed his cheek. Resting my head on his shoulder, I pointed at my text.

"It's shorthand. Text speak." I shrugged. "Basically, you take a word like are. It sounds like the letter so you just type the letter r." Otto sighed and the actuators started to move around a bit more. I watched as their lights flashed pink.

"But it's not proper English." He muttered. I rubbed his arm and nodded.

"Right." I agreed with him. "But this world is much more fast-paced. Something had to be lost in translation." Otto shook his head. I knew he had to be thinking of Rosie and what she would say at something like this. The actuators flashed red and were moving around more behind us. Squeezing his bicep, I kissed Otto's neck. "Honey, you don't have to text like that if you don't want to." The actuators calmed down a bit and I squeezed his arm again. "Peter might say you're like a grandpa texting but do what makes you happy." He finally relaxed and let out a sigh.

"I'm sorry. I just..." I kissed him, cutting him off.

"I get it. Don't worry about it." He nodded and pecked my cheek before turning back to the phone. "Alright. So that's the basics of texting. You have my number, Peter's and Norman's. You can play around with the apps later. Now to completely clear the phone and save your battery, swipe up on the screen until you see the message app hovering in the middle." Otto did as he was told. "Now just swipe it up and it disappears." He nodded and swiped up. "The app is still there, it's just closed." Otto reopened it and pointed to the bottom bar.

"What do these do?" I smiled and tucked myself under his arm.

"These are fun. You might like them." I pointed to the first button. "This sends pictures. There's a bunch of us that I send and saved so you don't have to worry about that. We'll go over how to take a picture if you need to."

"I just press the icon with a camera, point and shoot right?" I nodded. "And a selfie is pointing the camera at me." I nodded again.

"Peter taught you that didn't he?" Otto nodded and chuckled. "It's good. You can try that later. These we can ignore. But this one," I pointed to the little pink one. "Sends moving images called gifs." Otto pressed it and smirked.

"That's a lot of them." I nodded and pointed to the bar on top.

"You can search for whatever. Say you want to send me a flower. Just type it in, pick one you like, and tap it. It'll move up to the message bar. Hit send and you're done." I followed my own instructions and sent myself a flower. Otto nodded and sent me another one. "Good. You can also use what's called reaction gifs. Basically if I send you something like saying I'm going to die of boredom, you can type in 'same' and find something you like and send that. There's a whole bunch of them honestly. Play around with it and find out what you like." I shrugged as Otto went through the different gifs there were.

"That does sound fun." He admitted, a small smile on his face. "What if you send me one or I find one I really like?" I nodded happily.

"You can save it. Just hold your finger on the picture until the little menu pops up. Then hit save. It saves to your picture app so when you want to use it again, just hit the picture button and send from there." Otto nodded and saved the flower he sent me. "Good job." I praised. He leaned over to kiss me then saw the time.

"You have to go to work." I looked at the time and jumped up. "I'll be fine. I'll play around with this. Love you." He kissed me again before Flo was pushing me out the door.

"Love you too! Have fun!" I chuckled as I left the apartment and headed to work. Throughout the day, I texted Otto. Checking in on him, seeing what he was doing and how he was enjoying his phone. He sometimes texted back but mainly he sent me gifs. Dogs. Flowers. Things he found funny. Hearts. He even found some of Spider-man and sent them to me. By the end of the day, I was slightly annoyed with him. But I wasn't going to say anything to him about it. When I got on the bus to head home, I sent him a selfie.

(Y/N): Headed home. See you soon.

Otto: Sounds good.

I laughed at the selfie attempt he sent back. I sent him hearts as well before getting off at my stop. Once I was back in the apartment, I called out for him.

"Otto?" He emerged from the bedroom and came over to hug me. "Have fun today?" He nodded against my shoulder and kissed my cheek as the actuators wrapped around me as well.

"Thanks you." He whispered as I blushed.

#otto octavius #otto octavius x reader #otto octavius fanfic #otto octavius fanfiction #alfred molina #alfred molina imagine #alfred molina x reader #alfred molina fanfiction #otto octavius imagine #alfred molina fanfic

[commodorez]

Hello! This may sound a bit odd, but you did say you in-box was open so I was curious if you'd help me. I was wondering if you know how to switch a Chromebook to a firefox browser? I've tried downloading it before but it won't even open!

Glad to hear you want Firefox. However, my understanding is that Chromebooks running ChromeOS are designed only to run Google's applications, aka Chrome. Disclaimer: I've never used one because the limitations that they come with, so what I suggest here may not be the answer you're hoping for.

If this is a school machine (as many Chromebooks are), that would explain why you can't run Firefox. In which case, I'm sorry. It's likely intentionally relegated into a locked down, walled garden. If you own this device, you can enable a setting that can make it work. Try one of these two versions:

https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/browsers/chromebook/

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.mozilla.firefox&pli=1

However, if you own it, there are a few ways to take more control of the device, but you're working against Google's intended use case. Unfortunately, the easiest solution is to avoid running a Chromebook in the first place, but I realize I'm suggesting getting into a far more complicated.

#firefox

[lefluoritesys]

Hi! Random question but what's the funniest/most awkward situation you have ever been in with a headmate/headmates? Also, I love your Tumblr. It helps us through a lot of system denial :)

Thank you so much!! We're glad to hear that, we try our best to make it a safe and positive space!!

I don't think we have stories that people would count as incredibly funny, however, we have a few that stand out to us as at least amusing, lmao. And awkward... don't even get me started.

I (co-host) keep texting people trying to make friends, and don't ask nor tell anybody. And then I just dip. I think it's a pretty effective strategy. :D

The amount of times somebody told us something that we know we would have memorized by hard. Like when we're supposed to have our lessons. And then we'd switch, be asked about it, and don't know the answer as to what that thing was. It puts us in such awkward situations IRL cause of our parents.-

Today, remember the couple that went on a date? One of them had to front to take our sibling to their classes, and they were sulking, so our co-host & persecutor-caretaker had to keep their composure when their partner, from the inner world, said our sibling looks like an offended ostrich.

We got berated for eating the host's chips. We now have a policy about eating chips. Because people ate their bag of chips...

One of the funniest stories were probably with one of our alters who went mostly inner now, though. They once purchased a premium on an app we use a lot without telling anybody, and at the time, we could buy a whole McDonald's meal for that amount of money. Then, we put them in charge of English classes, and they were definitely working, but their way of working was roasting everything and cracking some of the most hilarious jokes we've ever heard. That same alter then offered our mother cyanide.

Some of the things we say are so fucking funny that we made a quote book. For ourselves. And our partner systems. There, we not only have hilarious quotes, but some of the funniest roasts we've ever seen, one of our favorites being:

Host: It's kinda funny how I can do everything alone at front, and y'all have to do it collectively when I'm not around.

Co-host: Nah, we're just healthy.

Our co-host sprained our foot. And called the bandage on it "foot prison." I am not elaborating on their behalf. /laughing

In the inner world, we have this thing where we can track people and where they are at that point in time (especially our robots can do that), and sometimes people decide to play tag. And since our inner world is our inner world, what we basically see is a dot (that represents a person you're watching) telelporting from point A to point B to point E in a matter of seconds. Which doesn't sound funny, but picture it, lmao.

The number of posts we made that were purely targeting each other is insane. And you will never know that they are targeted unless we say something, we are sneaky like that.

At some point some people in the inner world discussed fucking Jesus?? And I mean doing the deed, not the "fucking Jesus." We still have no idea who or why.

And then another two people, whose names we know, discussed our partner system's semi-sentient hotel and what its type would be. In detail. And who they could pair it up with.

Our host is still salty at one of our prosecutors because they bought them cocoa instead of coffee, didn't tell them, and our host couldn't figure our why the coffee was sweet but tasted well, considering we hate coffee with sugar. And then they realized.

Our host address purple so much that now all of us gotta keep up with the idea what "we, a singlet, definitely a singlet (/s), love purple so much" because explaining to our bio family that we don't like it anymore but we also do but also don't would be too difficult for a number of reasons.

One of us can just decide that it's chicken nuggets day, and we will have chicken nuggets for lunch. Not because we don't want to upset this somebody by refusing but because we'd literally switch on the streets halfway to chicken nuggets, stare at the distance for a couple of seconds, and accept our fate.

We generally talk to ourselves in public constantly, we have no shame about that, especially since it's mostly in English, which is not our first language. That got us a lot of looks. We also do that in VCs with our partner system, and we openly switch in front of them and talk about inner world shit.

Hope that gave you a few laughs. /g /pos

-host, co-host & persecutor-caretaker, sexual persecutor

#did system #did #osdd #osdd system #dissociative identity disorder #system #other specified dissociative disorder #did osdd #system stuff #system things #osdd 1a #osdd 1b #complex dissociative identity disorder #cdid system #cdid #did stories #did positivity #osdd positivity #system positivity #plural positivity

[gomacave]

Lol, it is sooo nice to come across someone who still cares about kkm in 2024 😭 just gonna send as an ask so we aren't tag paragraphing back and forth. (Tried just messaging, but you know the tumblr app's reliabilty...)

I have so many thoughts on wolfram and yuuri as people and how they would work as a couple

Re: your original tags i 100% agree that yuuri would be the one to initiate their actual relationship with a kiss he didn't even put any thought into, body just acted. 

I've had this vague fanfic idea in my head for the past like... 10 years (i can't believe i first watched it so long ago) that after getting used to wolfram being his best friend and enjoying being around him in that way for a couple years yuuri would start to catch feelings without even realizing it. Then he'd kiss wolfram in some dramatic dangerous context (like your comic) and immediately fall through a puddle back to earth once the danger is over, without getting the chance to talk to wolfram about it. 

And then yuuri is just like, stuck on earth for a whole month or 2. Ruminating on the kiss, using 2007 style discussion boards to try to figure out his sexuality (😂 poor kid). Maybe watching some random movie (i genuinely don't have a specific one in mind) and realizing that the 2 male main characters have crazy chemisty, remembering something about shipping from that discussion board, searching male character A x male character B and reading some fanfic/seeing some fanart that makes him go "shit maybe i am into guys." Then he like... reads a real romance novel or something that his mom buys him (a teen book! I should clarify. His mom is quirky but not totally oblivous to what would be appropriate), because she's supportive and knows he'd never buy one on his own. And he talks to her a few times about this realization throughout this 2 months. 

Basically, i like the idea of yuuri being forced away from wolfram and all the normalized queerness of shin makoku and still coming to the conclusion that he likes wolfram and wants to be with him. And "hey, im not even gonna be living on earth much past the age of 18 anyway, so why should i care about any of these cultural norms anymore? And my family gets it, so honestly, fuck it."

And then he finally gets back to shin makoku and word vomits/lays this 2 months worth of soul searching at wolfram's feet.

And wolfram is just like, "well it's actually been 8 months or something for me. Glad you figured all that shit out, even though i still don't get what the big deal was, but i definitely panic spiralled into thinking you weren't coming back ever again because of that kiss. So honestly, i'm pretty happy right now. But ngl, you reciprocating my feelings is a little... off putting? No, maybe more like... completely unexpected. I'm in no way prepared for this."

And then their dynamic switches to wolfram being the one who's kind of uncomfortable with public displays of affection (he still likes it, but is noticeably shy/tense). And yuuri just trying his best to not spook wolfram and understand why he's like this now.

And it all just culminates in them having a talk in bed before the fall asleep a couple months after yuuri comes back where wolfram trys to explain how high up on a pedestel yuuri is in his mind and how, to him, it feels like them actually being together is just dragging yuuri down. And how yes, he loves yuuri romantically, but it's also so much more than that. He loves him as his  untouchable best friend who he was JUST getting used to always being out of romatic reach when yuuri got spirited away to earth for 8 months. He loves yuuri as his king. He loves him as an IDEAL. So being with him as his actual fiancé is going to be a slow process. It's a lot to recontextualize in wolfram's head.

But yuuri is fine with that because he's like 18ish/still a teenager at this point and wasn't ready to get married immediately anyway. 

Thanks for the invite to head canon dump on you. It feels good to share these vague ideas for a story i'll never write with another person who GETS the ship in the same way i do 💞

I'm also eager to hear any head canons/ideas you have about these 2. We're def on the same wavelength in terms of wanting to give the characters in kkm more context and agency outside of it being a silly little fantasy adventure thing (with a weirdly well fleshed out world, to be fair) 😂

REAL....... ur so real for everything here..... i think this is 100% how it would go. love the 2007 forums 😭 hes troubleshooting his homosexuality like its a game bug or smth thats so in-character i also agree w the wolf being startled by the reciprocation thing like he would 100% not be able to handle yuuri becoming "real" to him. like an actual option to date and stuff cuz my hc (bc i love suffering) is that he kind of likes or its convenient? that yuuri doesn't reciprocate cuz its so easy to be devoted when u dont have an actual relationship to talk abt and its one sided. it also gets more fanatical that way (aka yearning is stronger when it is left unfulfilled LOL) i also feel like he doesnt deserve it 2 some degree, not that hes not confident but that it's not his place. i feel like this is common in fanart/fic but where yuuri is like ok so can we kiss now and wolf is like ? kiss? we are a symbolic union between blah blah blah

BUT YEAH...... ALSO I LOVE THEM HAVING TALKS TOGETHER IN BED its just so.... like nice 2me...... the vibe of like having to sleep together.. the heart to hearts in bed is so funny but nice. the 16 year olds having a heart to heart while playing house (as a married couple) like the dissonance between their emotional immaturity and the tension and the closeness between them is so juicyyyy like SLEEPOVER TIME except ur discussing ur divorce arc w a 16 year old boysoldier who wants to die for you So Bad

my personal hcs/pure self indulgent bs under cut

ok first i feel like i have to clarify that i dont think that my hcs are canon i just like to have fun w kkm chars like dolls lmfaoooo..... but here are my self indulgent how-they-get-together-hcs ALSO its been like a solid two or three months since i last thought in depth abt kkm so i might be messing some details up

i kinda like the idea of wolf drifting apart from yuuri (from his constant rejection as well as duty and circumstance) and yuuri never reciprocates during this time (also never realizes) and eventually wolf goes off to bielefelt to do his duties and become the patriarch after everything settles. (i also like greta a lot so this is where she goes off to her own nation and wanders as a knight and alsooooo has a lesbianism with beatrice at around 20? years old..?) ANYWAYS they're in kind of awkward limbo and 2 yuuri wolf is someone he wishes he was closer to like when they were kids but isn't and he also avoids him from the guilt/shame of rejecting his feelings

at this pt yuuri has noticed in hindsight that he was in love w wolf but anyways something happens (like an attack) and wolf and yuuri are stuck living together again, wolf is once again risking his life for yuuri and his actions sort of betray that he's still just as in love w him as he was before they separated, he just decided that it would be better not to burden him with his feelings (at this pt he's self-aware that 16 year old wolf had a lot of baggage and codependency lumped in with love like the deifying stuff) and eventually yuuri reveals that he thinks he was in love with him too and wolf has to confront the fact that he wasn't looking for romance in the first place and also that yuuri is still too bright for him to touch (in his mind) so he's kinda like i do my job and u do urs for the good of this nation. BUT OFC they eventually get together after a lot of awkward divorcedness YAAAYYYYYYYY

OH ALSO unrelated to prev scenario but one thing i love ab ur hc and teen yuuram is the contrast between the world-ending desperation of wolf's love and the teenage first crush sweetness of yuuri's. I LOVE THE IDEA OF WOLF BEING LIKE. "i would die on the cross for you" (wiping the blood from his brow) and yuuri's just like "ok lets take this one step at a time" the part of the ship that's just yuuri getting to be an awkward gay teen and wolf eventually discovering awkward teen crushisms is sooo cute to me. like discovering that holding hands in a romantic context does not at all feel like what they did in the closet!! soo sweet and cute

ok ty for listening THIS IS SO LONG IM SORRRRYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭 feel free 2 throw ur hcs at me anytime...!!! ^^

#i have sooo many hcs LMAO most of them wolf-centric but mannnnnn ask me anytime abt wolf and shinou 😔or ill draw the comic ig.... #i havent finished kkm anime actually im one ep away from finishing it but i got caught up and scared to finish it so #txt #i forgor my ask tag #and also my kkm rambles tag #OH WAIT its #gomakkm #cave mail #also ur so right about yuuri's journey of self acceptance as well as the crush thing love to see the sociopolitical differences explored!

[ffc1cb]

hello! I love your art and im wondering what app you use and what pens do you use on that app? :dD

hi! first of all, thank you :) i'm glad you enjoy my art. sorry it took me so long to answer, but here it is, as detailed as i could make it

what program:

i've been using autodesk sketchbook (for drawing) & paint tool sai 2 (for filters, cropping, etc) for several years. i'm very very fond of sketchbook and i believe it to be the best entry program for beginners (and especially people who are moving from traditional to digital art, since the majority of the brushes available for AS are imitations of traditional tools. it even has a library of copic colors!) due to its simple and intuitive interface. this is both its biggest advantage and flaw: while the brush catalog is quite big and you can play with the settings a lot, there aren't that many features you can use as opposed to something like clip studio paint or even sai; it’s a very bare bones type of art program.

some things i personally find irritating (but have learned to work around) are the lack of image flipping function (instead i have to mirror the entire layer or canvas, which becomes troublesome on canvases with a lot of layers (although i assume it’s mostly due to my laptop being pretty old)), inability to have multiple canvases open at once, lack of clipping mask, somewhat clunky process of creating custom shaped brushes (nigh impossible to make an unbreaking string of a shape, e.g embroidery or lingerie), lack of water fringe function, clunky text & color adjustment editors, etc etc.

if you’ve previously used a more complex art program you might find sketchbook lacking in a lot of ways, but personally after years of usage i can safely say that it’s my favorite program i’ve ever worked with. i really love the overall simplicity of the interface (i’ve tried to switch to csp several times throughout the years but ended up being overwhelmed by the number of features), and i’m a big fan of AS’s selection tool. if you’ve never heard of sketchbook before, i urge you to give it a try! they provide a helpful manual on their site.

now, AS used to be free for all platforms (both pc and mobile), but iirc a couple years ago the program changed owners and the new company decided to remake the pc version as “autodesk pro” & charge $20 for it (although mobile is still free). which is fine i suppose since i hear that it’s being updated again (previous owners made it free in the first place because they essentially abandoned its development & stopped releasing updates). but i’m also a huge fan of piracy so here’s a .zip file of the version i downloaded when it was still available (it might be outdated, but at least its free! and if you decide that you like the program, you can always one-time-purchise it later from their official website). the archive contains the setup.exe as well as a folder containing all of the brushes i use in my art process (i’ll talk about them further below). if you ever find the link not working anymore feel free to send an ask or message me for a new one.

what brushes:

here are all of the brushes i use as seen on my toolbar. the majority of them are brushes that i made myself, which is why a lot of them have weird names; the ones that have numbers in the title are just me writing down previous value settings (usually for roundness, rotation & edge) so that i dont forget them after i inevitably tweak the settings again. don’t pay them much attention.

left column is basically decorative brushes. here they are from top to bottom:

right column is brushes that i actually draw with:

i specified what each one is used for just so you get the basic idea but in reality i pretty much use them interchangeably for literally anything i feel like at the time. i also tweak the settings a lot so the overall look fluctates pretty often. 

the folder in the zip file i provided has the .skbrushes (sketchbook’s custom brush format) file for the entire set. here is a guide on how to upload custom brushes. 

i think that’s all! if you have any more questions, feel free to ask. i promise i will reply faster this time, lol

#salt talks

[analogwriting]

OUGHHH ITS DONE OHHGBMY IM SERIOSLY GONNA CRY AMBROSE..

)&$$&@first off, the rollercoaster of emotions i went thru during this entire series.. it made me so sad and happy at the same time and now that its done o hi jjgjm i cant even express myself rn..

BUT!! I am glad we got our happy ending, “hold the transponder snail” got me giggling fr. Still seriously. my heart hurts from this entire thing ending 😔 I’ll definitely miss waking up to new chapters

the confession scene was done so beautifully oh my goodness… had me kicking my feet I couldnt even read for 2 sentences straight cuz I would get too giddy and end up switching apps midway 💀💀

AND FUCKING EUSTASS??? bros gotta start minding his own business, theres no way he heard all of that 😭 rlly cant have any privacy when u have siblings

but when killer kissed us after taking the medicine I CALLED IT!!! In my mind before the chapter was released i was like “first kiss is gonna be after he takes the cure ik it”

but god seriously that entire series was beautiful, i’ll read it over and over until I turn blind 🥹 i will be missing killer, but i will stick around for mafia cora too!! Cora grew onto me a while back but theres like no content for him shhddhhd I LOVE HIM FOR THE ANGST THO (and also band killer after mafia cora?? CANT WAIT)

anyways sleep with both pillows cold and ur blankets warm, i’ll give u all the kisses in the world for ur wonderful writing

-long rant anon

VKSKFSORKFK ITS OKAY ILL CRY RIGHT THERE WITH YOU FRFR 😭😭

i almost put hold the phone but I was like nah fam gotta make it historically accurate n shii 💀💀 jkjk I just thought it was funnier

I rewrote the confession eight times and I was still unsure about it so I'm glad you liked it 😭😭🥰🥰 i just overthink frfr. you're just like me fr long rant anon. I get too giddy n I gotta switch the apps to calm down 💀

SIBLINGS NEVER GIVE YOU ANY PRIVACY AND THEY ALWAYS BE INTERRUPTING AT THE WORST TIMES so ofc i had to make eustass do that multiple times cause he's a shithead (love you tho kid I swear)

EHEEHHEHE the kiss after the cure is actually one of the first scenes I came up with actually. circumstances around it and some other things changed but cure then hot kiss was always the plan eheheh i can be predictable sometimes 🤷 I'm a sucker for clichés frfr

it means a lot that y'all enjoyed it so much. I went into this thinking that not many people were gonna be into it but I just HAD to get it out. there wasn't a lot of killer content in general but he seems to be having a boom lately and I am HERE for it 😤😤 but I'm glad I ended up doing this bc seeing y'all's kind words really motivate me forreal 🥰

YOURE SO FUCKIN SWEET AND I HOPE YOU ALWAYS HAVE GOOD TIMES FRFR

(might just do a killer au in between all the other ones. I got plenty of em 💀)

#YOU got me giggling n kicking my feet forreal #your words mean so much to meet n youre so sweet #i hope your skin is always clear and you never get tummy aches #am answers

[daysiwrld]

friends kiss too

chapter is semi-inspired by the song 'friends kiss too' by danny and alex. it's on my playlist, which is linked in my tiktok bio. hope you all enjoy! check out the note at the end.

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"y/n! hey."

you look up from your phone to see mikasa not too far down the breezeway jogging towards you.

"hi mi-casa." you smile as the black-haired girl sits next to you on the bench. "you're here rather early," mikasa states putting her school bag down by her feet.

"i got here about five minutes ago, soooo, i could say the same about you." you reply flashing her another smile. "but, it's because i never had a class in this building. i just wanted to make sure i knew where i was going." you explain locking your phone. mikasa nods her head. "same."

"i'm glad we have professor hange for this class, though it's weird that they're teaching an elective since they're a chemistry teacher," mikasa tells you as she observes the students that pass by.

"i'm gonna guess something happened with the other teacher that was supposed to teach this class. i'm also pretty sure this was a last-minute change, cause last week i needed to switch a class on my schedule, and that other professor's name was still on it," you reply pulling up your fingerless gloves so they cover more of your arms. you underestimated how quickly the weather changes in paradis.

fuck, it's kinda cold...

"yeah i saw that, but i love hange so it doesn't matter in all honesty." mikasa states. you nod your head.

"girl, it's low-key cold as fuck, i didn't expect it to be this chilly today." mikasa curses rubbing her bare arms with her hands.

"girl i was literally just thinking that." you laugh turning towards her. "at least you look hot." you point at her outfit. she smiles, "thank you, you look good today too, i can see you actually tried." she laughs scanning your outfit

mikasa's outfit: [goth/alt mikasa supremacy]

yours: [if u don't like, ignore.]

"shut uppp, i always try on the first day, but after this, i'm coming in sweats and a t-shirt." you respond giggling. "but i really wish i would've worn a long sleeve today."

you mentally curse yourself for not checking the weather app.

"well at least we wore some fingerless gloves," mikasa states, pulling them further up her arm.

"not that it makes a big difference since we're wearing short-sleeved crop tops." you laugh. mikasa laughs as well, nodding her head in agreement.

"it was literally eighty degrees yesterday, i didn't bother checking the weather app today since i just expected it to be on the warmer side. in fact, i expected myself to overheat from these gloves." she lifts her arms up, letting them fall back into her lap. "same."

"why don't we go sit inside?" mikasa questions. "all the benches inside are full, and it's just overall crowded in there." you shrug. "but it's nine-fifteen, the eight am class should be leaving." before mikasa could utter another word to you the building doors open and students begin filling out.

"guess we can go in." mikasa mumbles.

the two of you grab your bags and walk into the building towards your designated classroom.

"mikasa! y/n! hello! how are you two doing?" hange exclaims as the two if you walk in, a huge smile on their face.

"hey hange, we're doing pretty good," mikasa replies, smiling softly. you nod your head offering a smile as well. "what about you?" you question your professor.

hange lets out a giant huff. "well, i wasn't supposed to teach this class, but some stuff happened last minute and now we're here. it's just...a bit upsetting i suppose." they voice lowly with a slight frown.

you and mikasa nod your heads understandingly at hange's predicament.

"but hey, it was pleasant surprise when i saw the two if you and some other students on my roster. it's nice to know i'll see some familiar faces." they smile.

"now go sit down, i have to greet other students and pretend i'm not miserable because i have to teach this class." hange shoos you and mikasa away. the two of you laugh at their statement and head towards the back row of the room.

"looks like this class is going to be huge since it's in one of these giant lecture rooms." you say as you put your bag down on the table and sit. "probably." mikasa murmurs doing the same.

"so mikasa, tell me a little about professor ackerman. he's a relative of yours, correct? i have him for two classes and i wanted to know more about him." you turn to mikasa.

"have you seen his rate my professor..?" mikasa questions in an awkward tone.

"yeah...is it really that bad..?" you wince at her words. mikasa slowly nods her head, giving you a sympathetic look.

"he looks like a mean guy, but he does care about his students. as long as you show effort in his class, he's willing to help you as much as he can." mikasa assures. you nod your head. "yeah i saw some of the good reviews say something similar to what you're saying."

mikasa goes to say something else but is interrupted by hange's loud and cheery voice, causing the two of you to turn in their direction.

"is that the notorious, jean kirstein?!" hange exclaims as she sees the tall, light-brown-haired boy walk in with a massive smile on his face.

"notorious? what do i do that's wrong?" he questions laughing.

tuning out their convo you turn towards mikasa, "girl. not him using a tote bag..." you whisper. mikasa shakes her head turning to you. "ran through girl, ran. through." mikasa emphasizes. you laugh at her statement turning back towards jean.

you take a moment to scan his apparel. it's simple but stylish and perfect for the weather. a light brown sweatshirt with a white shirt under, dark brown pants, and some retro 1s that are color-coordinated with his clothes. a few silver rings liter his hands and you see some silver necklaces. he looks good, you can understand why girls be throwing themselves at him.

damn...why does he low-key look...finer.

jean's outfit [without hat]:

you're snapped out of your thoughts when you hear the chair to your right being dragged against the floor. you look over to see jean pulling his chair closer to yours. he puts his bag down and sits, placing his full attention on you once settled.

"l/n," he states formally putting his hand out for you to shake. you roll your eyes playfully at his antics before going along with them.

"kirstein." you shake his hand firmly. jean smiles loosening the grip on your hand. you attempt to retract your hand, but fail to when it's pulled back by jean. you furrow your eyebrows slightly, but instead of clearing your confusion jean begins to inspect your hands using both of his.

"you just got this set done huh?" jean questions peering up at you. you nod your head, "yeah about two days ago, why?" you tilt your head slightly.

"nah cause i saw you had similar nails last weekend at eren's end-of-summer party, and was wondering if they were the same set," he responds as he continues to observe your hand, fidgeting with your rings as well.

did i even talk to him at that party? i didn't even know he was there, last time i saw him was mid june, and i didn't even have acrylics at the time. did he stalk me or something...

"yeah, i just got a refill with a dark red polish instead of the black," you tell him.

"they look good, i like dark colors on long stiletto nails," he mutters touching the acrylic of your pointer finger.

he really is ran through. the community bike.

"thank you, i've gotten many compliments on them." you smile ignoring your mental statement. jean goes to say something but is interrupted by mikasa.

"yo jean, let me see your schedule," mikasa states as she scrolls through her phone.

"yeah i got you." jean takes his right hand away to pull his phone out of his pocket. he takes this opportunity to hold your right hand firmly with his left, caressing the top of it with his thumb. although you know the small gesture is nothing to fret over, you can't help the feeling that blooms in the pit of your stomach.

jean has always been flirty with you and has expressed interest in you, but every time he tried to woo you over, you dismissed him. it's not that you don't find jean attractive or not like him, you do, but he sleeps around a bit and you don't really fuck with one-time hookups.

you want exclusivity, sexual exclusivity. relationships can be draining and you honestly don't even want one, you just want to be able to fuck the same person for a while, it's safer.

there's a term for that, but i can't recall...

"y/n, let me see your schedule." jean squeezes your hand to gain your attention. you forget the thought and nod your head, reaching for your phone with your free hand. you unlock your phone and search through your camera roll for the screenshot of your classes. you find it quickly.

"here." you hand the phone to jean. he takes it from you and begins to scan your classes, a smile appearing on his face.

"looks like we have almost all, if not all our classes together," he states happily.

"wait let me see, so i can compare." mikasa intervenes grabbing the phone from jean.

"oh my god, you guys do have all classes together. y/n just has on extra class on monday and wednesdays." mikasa states showing you jean and your's schedule side by side.

"jean, are you an art education major as well?" you question turning to jean, your eyebrows slightly furrowed.

"yup, i was music ed, but i changed to art, i'm minoring in music instead," he explains taking his phone back from mikasa. you nod your head doing the same.

"so-"

"it is nine-thirty on the dot so i guess i'll start." hange announces loudly at the front to gain everyone's attention. jean, reluctantly, lets go of your hand turning fully forward in his seat to face hange.

you wonder what he wanted to say.

"hello and good morning to you all, my name is professor hange zoe, some of you may know me and others may not. if you don't know me, i am one of the chemistry professors here at paradis university. i've been teaching here for a good nine years and up until—well—now i've only taught chemistry. and let me tell you, i love it. i absolutely love science and sharing it with younger minds. now i'm looking around the room and i'm seeing the 'what does you loving science have to do with this class' face and well, to your surprise, it does have something to do with this class!" hange exclaims causing calm laughter to spread amongst all the students.

you turn to mikasa showing her a confused look as you laugh, mikasa shrugs, laughing as well.

"you see, i instruct five chemistry classes and this one art survey class. no offense, but i care about those chemistry classes more than this one...in a teaching sense. so what does that mean for you? that means you're all lucky. your lucky because i'm so in love with science that this class will be the easiest you'll ever have. and you will all most likely pass with flying colors." hange announces as they begin to power up their promethean board.

"essay a." mikasa leans over to whisper. "for sure."

"to break it down easily, your grade is going to be based on your attendance and the single quiz that's due every sunday before midnight, that will be posted to your moodle." hange states pointing to the syllabus on the board.

[my university uses moodle, it's basically google classroom lol]

"now about attendance, in all truthfulness, i'm not going to be too strict about it. i understand that things happen, you're sick, grandma died, you're stuck in traffic, etc. as long as you send me an email before or later in the day giving me your reasoning, you'll still get a passing grade for the day. but if you're missing class every single time with no excuse, i'm not going to care at all and i won't help you. even if you just don't feel like going to school, you know, those days where your brain feels like it wants to k-word itself, email me. tell me you need a mental health day. your well-being is much more important to me than an attendance or quiz grade. as long as you communicate to me i got you, okay? is that clear?" hange puts her arms looking around the rooms for answers.

a collective amount of 'yeah' is heard throughout the classroom causing hange to smile.

"good. okay so now, let's get started. today we will just be going over the syllabus so you'll leave my class early." hange announces going over to the lecture room's podium.

"also, please don't call me professor zoe, call me either professor hange or just hange. i might croak and die if you call me professor zoe..." hange tells the classroom causing laughter to break out among them.

you begin to zone in and out of hange's syllabus review until you feel your phone vibrate in your lap.

someone sent me a message?

it's way too early for someone to be texting you. the only people that would text you this early are your mom or eren. you mentally roll your eyes at the thought of eren. the two of you "talked" for a few months, it was nice for a while, but he had his shortcomings.

he definitely knew how to fuck though.

ignoring your thoughts, you open your phone and check your notification bar.

imessage:

el conquistador: pone atención

you turn to jean, narrowing your eyes at him. he gives you a cheesy, boyish smile. "text me." he mouths pointing at the phone in his hand. you roll your eyes and quickly type up a response.

chat:

you: i am, u need to pay attention since ur so busy looking at me.

el conquistador: you* your*

you: kys

you: also if you're going to correct me at least be correct |: it's you're not your

el conquistador: nahh you're wrong

you: mf...

el conquistador: WAIT NVM LMFAOO

el conquistador: my bad bae

you: BAE? hell nooo

el conquistador: damn. it's like that?

you: yeah. it's like that.

el conquistador: you need to stop playing.

you: ??? que

el conquistador: you playing games fr

you: games are for children, i don't do that

el conquistador: LMFAOOOOOO

el conquistador: that's crazy

you: i'm lost fr, how have i been "playing games"?

el conquistador: you know what you do

you: no...no i don't.

you: so you tell me

el conquistador: after class, i will, when we walk to our next class together (:

you: no. tell me now.

el conquistador: no <3

you roll your eyes at the last message before turning to jean. he gives you a smile mouthing 'after class' to you. locking your phone you place it on the table desperately waiting for hange to be finished.

-

"alright, so it looks like we got out 45 minutes earlier, make sure to do the syllabus validation online before sunday. it's your first grade and it'll be worth a quiz grade. free one-hundred for checking a stupid little box! i'll see you all on monday!" hange exclaims dismissing everyone. after hearing her words everyone swiftly begins filling out the class.

"y/n, i have my next class with armin so i'm going to go meet up with him, i'll text you later, we're still going to go eat after all our classes right?" mikasa asks grabbing her bag and phone.

"yeah we're still going, just text me after your last class," you reply waving her off. nodding her head mikasa bids jean goodbye as well leaving the two of you alone.

clutching your bag you turn towards jean who has a big smile on his face. "you ready?" he holds his hand out for you to grab. you narrow your eyes at him. "yeah..." you reluctantly put your hand in his. jean rolls his eyes.

"stop acting like that, i don't bite." jean grips your hand pulling you along with him. the two of you exit the building, and you're hit by a gush of frigid air. jean notices how your body shrinks into itself at the sudden temperature shift.

"do you want to use my sweater? i have a long sleeve under so i'll be okay." jean offers examining you intently. you shake your head. "i'll be okay, you don't need to worry." you respond. jean notices your body lean into his for warmth as you wrap both of your arms around his.

sighing, he puts his bag down, removing you from him as well. he begins to take his sweatshirt off for you. eyeing his actions, you see his undershirt rise with the sweatshirt, exposing his lower abdomen.

okay, he's definitely hotter now.

"here." he passes you the sweatshirt. you smile and thank him, putting your bag down to put it on.

"see, a lot better huh?" jean asks grabbing both his and your bag. "yeah, yeah," you tell him playfully grabbing your bag from him.

"okay so can you clarify to me what you were talking about over text?" you question jean, tucking your arms over your chest. "damn, can we at least sit down on a bench before we start talking?" jean puts his hands up defensively. you roll your eyes, peering around for an empty bench. your eyes lock onto one a little down the corridor. "that one." you point.

the two of you make your way over, sitting down. you turn to jean and anticipate him to start talking, but he doesn't. he just sits there looking at you with a stupid grin on his face.

"you look lovely today." jean states softly causing you to turn away due to embarrassment.

"jean shut up and explain the texts please." you murmur, your head still turned away. "fine, fine, but you have to look at me while i talk." he pokes your leg. you roll your eyes and face him, signaling for him to start.

"basically...you're playing games when it comes to me." jean expresses causing you to groan. "jean please elaborate. that doesn't explain shit."

he sighs as he mulls over what he wants to tell you, a look of contemplation on his face. "it's literally what i mean though, what do you think i mean, based on what i said?" jean asks attempting to get you to realize what he means. he would say it himself, but he doesn't want to encounter embarrassment because of it.

"when i think of someone "playing games," i think of someone playing hard to get when someone's pursuing them for something." you simply explain.

jean bounces his head slowly. "that's basically what i'm saying about you..."

you crease your eyebrows and tilt your head slightly, "but i'm...not." you voice unsurely. jean sighs, "y/n, yes you have. every time i tried to make advances toward you, you'd shut me down before i could even speak. but you flirt with me from time to time, and i don't know–i just want you to hear me out for once." jean reveals softly looking down at his hands as he fidgets with them.

you sigh, hearing jean's words makes you feel bad for disregarding him all those times before, but you are not just a one-night stand, and that's what jean wants. at least that's what you assume.

"i'm sorry for not hearing you out before, okay? but...i'm just not what you're looking for jean. you don't like to be committed, you like one-time hookups, and...i don't want that. i like exclusivity. if i'm going to fuck someone, i need them to be more than just a single hook-up. our desires just don't align. i'm sorry if my flirting led you to believe i was playing games with you. i just–i thought it was harmless. i mean, you're flirty with nearly every girl you encounter, i played along cause i thought you wouldn't think anything of it..." you apologize to him, tugging at the sleeves of jean's sweatshirt that you wear.

at this moment, jean feels anger and hatred. not at you, but at himself, because the reputation he made for himself is coming back to bite him in the ass. he recognizes that every action truly has a consequence.

"but do you one-hundred percent know for a fact, that i just want to hook up once?" jean inquiries quietly looking directly ahead, you could tell he's upset that you presumed.

"no, no i don't actually..." you respond realizing so.

stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. you're so fucking stupid.

jean stays quiet, letting your realization settle in, and fuck did the silence make you feel bad. i should've listened to him...at least once.

but—does that mean he desires to be something more..?

you look at jean as you arrive at your second realization. "so if you're not looking for a singular hook-up...what, do you want from me?" you question him carefully. you see jean's face redden a bit at your question, he conceals it with his hands, rubbing it a bit.

"i always understood that you...require exclusivity. so i don't know, i wanted there to be something more...between us?" jean hesitantly suggests, turning to look at you. a blush evident on his face and ears.

looking ahead, you ponder his words for a few moments. if jean's willing to only have sex with you then you wouldn't really mind, but you have no way of knowing if that'll happen. now you know jean's a good guy at heart...but he appears to be insatiable. what if the two of you hook up and then ditches you for a better girl. when it comes to girls he's like a dog when it sees a bone.

"okay so, let's say...i accept. how will i know that you're not gonna just leave me for another girl after we hook up? what if you meet a better girl two days later? what if you realize i'm not anything special? what i'm saying is...don't get involved with me if there's even a slight chance of you changing your mind. i don't hook up with people who are not gonna stick around." you state firmly, looking at him dead in the eyes. he swallows the lump in his throat. he can tell you're being extremely serious, but he knows he is too.

"y/n, i've been trying you for months. why would i be unfailingly trying after you if i wasn't intending on sticking around? it'll just be you and i, no one else. i can promise you that." jean tries to assure, twisting his body more towards you. he wants you to be able to trust him. he so desperately wants you to.

you laugh at his words. "yeah, but while you were "trying" i recall that you were still hooking up with other girls. if you really wanted to be exclusive with me, you would've stopped. it would've gotten my attention and i would've listened to you earlier. but you didn't because, well...you're a man. and it's in your nature i suppose..."

jean sighs, he really wishes he could turn back time, he would do anything to just obliterate all of everything, if it meant that you'd give him a chance.

he stays quiet, he can't refuse your words, and at this point..he doesn't have anything more he could say to you. he feels defeated, but at least you listened for once. he knows he can't be mad, you're in your whole right to deny him anything, reputation or not, but he knows that if he didn't have it, you'd give him the possibility.

a few more minutes of silence pass before you speak up. "i know—i know there's a term, a term for friends...who...kiss too..." you speak out trying to remember. jean's head snaps up at your words, but you're too concentrated to notice it.

"friends with benefits?" jean eyebrows furrow at what you're attempting to get at.

"yes! precisely, that's what it's called." you exclaim looking at jean with bright eyes. "why are you bringing that up?" he questions still confused.

"that's what we are," you state simply, looking directly into his eyes. jean's face falters a little, in disappointment, but is quickly replaced with a happier expression. "are you saying that.." he quietly speaks out in shock.

"yeah, we can be more, we can be friends with benefits," you smile assuring jean. he laughs, "just a minute ago, i thought—i thought that you were going to turn me away again."

you shake your head, "nope." you tell him, emphasizing it with a pop. "but i do have some rules about this, you're free to add some of your own if you'd like." you begin, gathering jean's full attention.

"first: this one's a given, but in case you forgot, no sex with anyone else, but me," you tell him firmly. jean scoffs rolling his eyes. "i know, i know, you don't need to remind me."

"second: do not kiss other girls either. this should be a given with the first one, but boys are simple-minded, so i'm going to tell you. it's just safety as well, bitches could have herpes or something, and i don't want even the slightest chance of getting it. and lastly: no strings attached, if either of us feels like we're developing feelings, we either just distance ourselves a bit or break things off. i do not desire a relationship." you assert lastly.

jean frowns slightly at your last rule, but you fail to detect it.

"also, not a rule, but before we do anything, get tested. i'll get tested as well if you want. just to make sure we're good." you tell him getting up.

"hey. i use protection. yeah, i've...slept around, but i haven't been reckless." jean defends getting up as well.

"have you given other girls head?"

"...yeah.."

"have you kissed other girls?"

"yeah..."

"then you still need to get tested. sticking your dick in someone's cat isn't the only way stds are transmitted jean. i thought a sex-a-holic like you would know that at least..." you shake your head.

"yeah...i know, i'll get tested, but you don't have to if you're only doing it to make me feel better." he states cranking his head to look up.

"nah i still need to get tested." you plainly reply. jeans head shoots down to look at you. "why?.."

"like i said, there's other ways of getting stds. i've kissed other people and stuff...i mean, i have my needs, you know." you say turning around.

"now let's go find our next-"

"so you've been kissing and getting head from other people?..knowing that i've been here all this time?" jean states quietly, his body shaking slightly.

"listen, don't get angry with me, you've been getting your dick wet by a different girl every other week until now. i've only gotten head a few times from the same person, and i've kissed only a few people." you dismiss him, walking off ahead. he sighs.

"this girl is going to be the end of me..." jean mutters quietly before following you.

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first chapter!! tell me your thoughts! did you like it? what was your favorite part?

it's a relatively short chapter, but it's just setting up y/n and jean's relationship really. it'll start picking up next chapter. i know i kinda gave hange a lot of dialogue, but they're going to be prominent in the story, at least that's what i want. they're going to have a parent-child relationship with y/n, so i wanted you all to get a sense of their personality in my fic. though i tried to keep them as similar to canon hange's personality.

thank you for reading! please vote, heart, repost, leave kudos, and comments! also please share i want everyone and anyone to read!

- daysi <3

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[yngai]

dash game, get to know the mun. ( repost, don't reblog )

🦋 name: nadiya, diminutive of nadezhda. 🦋 pronouns:  she/her. 🦋 preference of communication:  tumblrs IMs as a starting point though i will always move things to discord since it's less of a hassle. 🦋 single/taken: single & aromantic so i'm fairly comfortable as is.

🦋 three facts.

currently i work in a fairly expensive & somewhat busy sushi restaurant in my city that's about 2 minutes away on foot from my apartment, so can you believe that my favorite movie from 2022 was the menu? all the kitchen nightmares & hell's kitchen binging me & my pals did during the pandemic didn't help.

beforehand i worked at a run-down pasta shop that survived through delivery apps & while the food was pretty good (i wasn't a huge fan of pasta beforehand), the location was in a part of the city with a bunch of restaurants that act as fronts for potential criminals, so most of the owner's friends were coen brothers characters. i'm glad i got out of there. the place closed down after i left, my boss was sent to a mental health facility for 2 weeks for reasons unknown, though her last act was to try & rally a bunch of businesses against the leading delivery app in my city, which failed spectacularly, as you can imagine. me & an ex-coworker still text each other whenever there's an update on our old boss.

restaurant work has led me to pick up a smoking habit that i've avoided till now.

🦋 experience.

gosh i've been roleplaying since i was barely a teenager on windows live messenger, then skype after a long break, & i eventually moved to tumblr in 2014 because i got very tired of the group chats i was in, stuck to d.octor who for ages & ages writing basically every character you can imagine, from the show to the audio dramas & its expanded universe novels, it was a fixation for a large part of my life that led me to meet some of my best friends on this website. then i switched over to h.ellsing & that blog is what helped get my foothold in the rpc, i was a pretty obscure writer until then, & the people i met through the fandom i still talk to daily, we've been a gaggle for five years now, inseparable. we'll see where things go from here but i'm pretty solidified with writing ada, i care a lot about her character & properly portraying it, & while i've had my ups & downs in the ressie rpc i'm glad to be back & very happy with the writers i've befriended since my return & with all the peeps that have stuck around with me since i first made the blog, you're all so cool, i don't deserve any of you.

🦋 sub-genres.

political/crime thriller is my favorite genre to write in which is pretty basic taste though it does fit the blog, mix that in with the ideological/body horror of ressie & you have a recipe for success. across other blogs though i love both utopian & dystopian sci-fi, high & modern fantasy, again, basic.

🦋 plots vs memes.

plotting is my bread & butter i'm always sitting on like a million headcanons, ideas, inspirations for my characters & i'm always looking for people i click with to share them. tumblr is a social media platform first & foremost so i'm always searching for people i can bounce things around with very smoothly & maybe i've been lucky that i've never struggled to make new pals. even the act of plotting itself can be fun & creatively rewarding to me, we don't have to actually write anything on the dash, really.

🦋 long or short replies.

i used to struggle with longer replies as a younger writer but now i write so many needless paragraphs of introspection for most of my characters i feel like i give nothing to the other writer to reply to, just thoughts upon thoughts with little action & even lesser dialog.

🦋 best time to write.

i try to get a reply in before a shift if i can help it because usually i come home exhausted, if i'm off work though i usually write in the evenings or afternoons depending on how not distracted i am.

tagged by: @croftborn, danke :) tagging: steal it, i dare you.

#* file // : OOC — ( 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐄 . ) #k tagged basically everyone i'd tag

[timetraveltodystopia]

NCT 127 current energies - September Shufflemancy reading

♡ Shufflemancy reading done on 05/09/22 Disclaimer: I’m a beginner with tarot and my readings could be correct and could be not. I am still learning so please take everything with a grain of salt. These readings are for fun and for entertainment purposes only <3 This is all alleged. I don't want to hurt any idol or send them hate.

Taeil

Higher - Carly Rae Jepsen

If you wanna know what I'm thinkin' Ever since you came, I'm livin' On top of the world, I can't deny Every one of my fears has vanished And I don't know how you managed To wake me up and come alive

He is in a relationship and a good healthy one. He is so happy and I'm so glad, they deserve if other.

Taeyong

Hallucinogenics - Matt Maeson

Rippin' with my sinners 'cause fuck it, man, I ain't no beginner And then I crawled back to the life that I said I wouldn't live in

He misses his ex, and he is lost. He is probably using weed or cigarettes to alleviate the pain, but it doesn't go away. He needs time.

Johnny

Morning - Teyana Taylor, Kehlani

I ain't here to play no games, I'm gonna give it to you Just how you want it You can call me crazy, maybe you just drive me crazy When you touch on it Got my legs up, hands up, at attention, you make me stand up And switch up on it Make your head go 'round and 'round and got me makin' sounds Until the morning

He is in a relationship and he is joining it a LOT BUT A LOT, especially the S€X PART. So he found someone with who he connected to.

Yuta

Lost - Frank Ocean

Now you're lost, lost in the heat of it all Girl, you know you're lost Lost in the thrill of it all Miami, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Spain, lost Los Angeles, India, lost on a train, lost

He sold the idea of a perfect relationship to his partner whom he loves but is not going as planned. Cuz you know, sasengs, idols agenda, etc. So his SO thought that Yuta used them but actually did not.

Doyoung

The box - Roddy Ricch

She sucked a nigga soul, gotta Cash App Told 'em wipe a nigga nose, say slatt, slatt I won't never sell my soul, and I can back that And I really wanna know where you at

He had a gold digger partner and he left her. Doyoung found someone who liked but they used him and he is pretty upset, I don't think he will go out with a non-idol again.

Jungwoo

I've Should told you - Fiji Blue

You're the only one that saves me when I'm alone You're the only love that I've ever known But we turned into a flower that never grows I was hiding like the moonlight that never shows

He should have said he love them but he didn't and they walk away, they had enough of their idol life, Jungwoo had this trust issues and this person was a keeper and they are gone.

Jaehyun

SUNRISE - Arlo Parks

Couldn't ever be my sunrise (Sunrise, sunrise) You're just a setting sun, I'd pray and you would pass me by You're only looking for a good time, a body you could kiss on Turn to you and you've moved on

He misses his ex bruhh, but to the max. Maybe Jaehyun is a fuckboy but his SO did an uno reverse card and know Jaehyun miss them lol. Poor him, he deserves a stable relationship <3

Mark

Midsummer Madness 20 - JOJI

Show me that it's really worth my time (Worth my time) Nobody needs to know our secreto

He has enough of his partner like his relationship is deteriorating fast and also his partner tried to spread his relationship without his consent. So sooner or later they are going to break up.

Haechan

Peace - Tems, Mannywellz

What do you want from me? I'm so tired of falling in I need peace from the enemy Give me time for my sanity

Haechan is in a toxic relationship and he is getting out yay. He had enough and he is saying peace bitch bye bye.

This changes over time. Everyone has free will and vibrations change. Hope you like this reading <3

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[drowninnoodles]

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The storm

Bzzt… Bzzt… Bzzt… My phone was buzzing. It was probably the nook miles app, i had just caught a bug- Oh wait. No, its my actual phone. Silly me. Itll stop buzzing in a second, then i can get back to playing. But it didnt stop. I went over and picked it up, and it was another emergency alert. This is what, the third this year? A stark contrast from the 0 in the past maybe 3 years. And its only february. The alert is so long, it barely fits on my screen. It says that a cyclone is coming, which i knew,  that there would be high winds, which i also knew, but theres also a paragraph saying that schools will be closed. Why on earth they would feel the need to bug someone with something like this is a mystery to me. It’s nigh-impossible to miss anything about the storms these days, especially after that time. My parents say its to keep everyone safe, but its getting far to annoying. Before getting back to my game, I switch my phone to do not disturb. I bet everyone will be freaking out about it.

However, even after silencing the phone, I still hear a buzzing sound. I look around the room looking for the source of the sound. As I get closer to my closet, the sound gets louder

I put my ear to the closet and listen.

"Hello?" I hear a quiet voice in the closet

"Barry?" Someone answers

"Adam?"

Oan you believe this is happening?

I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.

- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

- Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.

- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?

- A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?

- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?

- No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.

- We are!

- Bee-men.

- Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?

#youre welcome anon