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blackplaaague · 9 months
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Hey, y'all. Blackplaaague here. We're gonna talk about something serious right now.
So, as you likely know, or, I hope you know, sending unsolicited lewd images classifies as sexual harassment, which is enough to get you banned on most platforms.
As you also probably know, sending these images to minors counts as grooming.
And as I hope none of you knew, seeing as one of you sent that lewd picture to me, I am not yet eighteen, meaning I am technically a minor.
My birthday has yet to roll around, and even once it does, I don't want to see your stupid, soggy parts again, as long as I live.
Please. For the love of all things holy, unholy, and inbetween. NEVER send photos of your sad, not-that-interesting, disappointing private parts to an aroace minor. This goes for ALL my roleplay blogs, too-- that's @irlvictoriadarken, @tabithacarmille, and @evilhenchpersonforhire.
It's not cute. It's not funny. It's not attractive. It's a pathetic, disgusting move, and you should know better. I flagged the picture and blocked its sender, but please, no one pull a stunt like that again.
I am aromantic, asexual, and still under eighteen, and furthermore, your parts are boring. Nobody cares. If that's the only thing you can send as a conversation starter, you're nobody of worth to me.
Also, sending such a thing to any of my rp blogs will get you an in-character threat of losing pp privelige :)
Sorry if this offends anyone, but if you're the kind of person who is offended by an aro minor being upset by online stranger's suggestive photos, you might need to do some soul-searching, aye?
Two taps and a snap,
Blackplaaague
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abortpawpatrol · 6 months
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Just saw a pornbot in my followed tags due to them tagspamming with some tags I follow. Obviously reported but I can't stop laughing because one of the tags.
one of the fucking tags.
was #gaslight gatekeep girlboss.
also gotta love that the post had like 70 likes all of which were from other porn bots.
gotta love girls supporting girls ig sahhfdshfhdsghdg
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nyancrimew · 8 months
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can we pretend that stars in the night sky are like airplanes, i could really use a flight right now
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greelin · 1 year
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popsicle-stick · 1 year
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funniest thing is when it turns out someone actually has exactly the same takes on a fictional character as me but they finish like 'so yeah that's why i detest this guy' and it's like. ah. i see. i am a fundamentally different person however
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squinkoblinko · 3 months
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hes thinking real hard about eating a yummy sandwich
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one with no crazy filters cause why not zzzz
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sanctus-ingenium · 4 months
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liked him so much in the last pic i just kept going
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dizzybizz · 1 year
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family trip to the grocery store
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ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.
Nico, after being included: what the fuck—
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skunkes · 4 months
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primordial powch...
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hoegender · 4 months
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luxthestrange · 3 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#681 I tell it how it is-
Riddle: Dearest, can I have a piece of the tart in the fridge?
Yuu: What's the rule?
Riddle*Rubs his arms and looks saddened* No tarts...
Yuu: No, that's your Sperm donor and Egg Incubator rules, My rule is you have to bring me one too!~
Riddle*Happily leaves the room but comes back to look at you*...Dearest...can you stop calling my father and mother those names, please?...
Yuu:...Ok, then imma call them "John cena" and "Groomer"-
Riddle*Eyes widen but sigh*...g-go back to the other names, please...
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artistic-fleurs · 1 year
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Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,066 slutty, slutty years
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galacticjonah · 7 months
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Full-bodied and red, darling...
A little tribute to my beloved bastard vampire~ Those of you who know my work might recignise this as a master's study I've done with an OC in the past but I couldn't resist to give it another spin with Astarion~
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lazylittledragon · 1 month
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fuck “ugly” photos and “flattering” angles and look at this picture of me and my dog right now
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piss-stained-jorts · 4 months
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"i wanna see something other than the same edgy horror stuff when a beloved character becomes public domai-"
FUCKING MAKE IT, THEN.
the literal only difference between you and those horror directors who took mickey and winnie the pooh and made them into the horror you hate so much is that they made something and you didn't.
MAKE the romcom. MAKE the deep and existential meta horror you want to see. MAKE something cozy and child friendly. MAKE MAKE MAKE MAKE MAKE
don't just sit there and bemoan the things you don't want to see! MAKE THE THINGS YOU DO WANT TO SEE. BECAUSE NOW WE CAN MAKE ANYTHING. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT!
YOU DON'T NEED PERMISSION. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SOMETHING FIRST. JUST MAKE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE.
YOU CAN'T STOP AN ARTIST FROM TAKING A CHILD FRIENDLY THING AND MAKING IT INTO HORROR. THE LITERAL ONLY PERSON YOU CAN STOP, AND ARE STOPPING, IS YOURSELF.
DON'T FUCKING WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE IT FOR YOU. PICK UP A DAMNED PENCIL/KEYBOARD/WHATEVER AND MAKE THAT THING YOU WANT TO SEE, GOD DAMMIT!!!
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