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reaperkiller · 5 months
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CALEB HARRIS, CORPORATE ENEMY - €$100,000 REWARD FOR ANY INFORMATION PROVIDED ON HIS CURRENT LOCATION
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ravelqueen · 1 year
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I'm sad bc i love the idea of Prof caleb so much but being in the education system means that sort of rosy, unrealistic or frankly wrong depictions of school pull me out of a story so fast dkkdidjd
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zeephyre · 2 months
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CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN 3 EPISODE 86 SPOILERS
RAHHH, SPOOKY LAKE MINI ARC!!!!!!
God. I fucking love you Matthew Mercer.
The back door is indeed a back door and while that is exciting, I honestly need us to table all theories.
First of all, Matt really did his big one with this campaign and all of the spooky horror elements that are scattered all over. The nightmare king, Laudna, Jrusar tbh, Uthodurn and the Savaliir woods, the creepy ass monsters and gjosts we keep running into, the GHOST PIRATES, the fucking shattered teeth as a whole, RUIDUS, and now this fuck ass lake.
The way Matt slowly built up the suspense and the intrigue of this odd abandoned town that started as just curiosity and location discovery to help us understand where in Exandria they were, and then slowly became an investigation into how...empty it was despite no signs of struggle or even a mass exodus to somewhere safe... and then the notes about the disappearances... how people were rumored to have just...walked into the water.
GOD IT WAS SO GOOD.
The way my heart dropped out of my ass when Liam used the stone to talk to Dorian (I don't wanna discuss that "I miss you" that definitely felt like an "I love you", I'm so upset rn Robbie please come home). I knew the stone wikldnt work because he'd already talked to Caleb (which !!!!! CALEB!!!!!!! AHHHH) but then Matt was like "you hear something outside, it's Dorian" and I just???? Almost shat myself when I understood what was happening.
It is...interesting that whatever is in that lake only affected FCG, Orym, Chettie and Ashton.... it can't just be that they weren't women because... that doesn't really make any sense so it must be something magic related? Because they were making charisma saves and the witches have either max charisma or amazing fucking charisma. (But so does FCG? I think? Whatever).
I loved everything about that battle and the lake but I especially loved Laudna's whole deal... Dread Pirate Queen Laudna fan art needs to flood my social media feed so much that I get sick of it (I wont). She's such a silly little guy I love her to bits. (We won't discuss she who must not be named except to say... she was kinda spitting during that whole later interaction)
FINALLY THESE DUMB FUCKS SLEPT BUT GOD. I WAS CONVINCED MATT WANTED THEM DEAD FR.
ANYWAY. JESTER. JESTER LAVORRE. JESTER HAS SENDING. SHE TALKED TO US. SHE TALKED TO IMOGEN. THEY’RE EITHER ON THEIR WAY TO THE KEY OR TO THE LAKE AND EITHER WAY I KNOW WE'RE GONNA SEE THE NEIN AGAIN IDC IDC
Kinda almost broke down in tears when Jester spoke to Imogen because I just??? love Laura Bailey so much??? AND WHENEVER THE OTHER PCS SHOW UP I JUST GET SO HAPPY
I know Jester is being a terrorist with sending rn, and I know she's gonna message Imogen constantly.
Did not want them to leave that lake until Kiki's group showed up the next morning but my hellians never listen to me so cest la vie.
(Also????? Fearne and Chetney romantic tension??? Let's discuss. Let's also discuss how bad Fearne wants to kiss Imogen)
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marrfixated · 5 months
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My thoughts on the leaks of TDI23 season 2 episode 1…
Wait so only Priya gets an ending??? Also fuck her parents because no wayyy 😭
Mkulia actually so real??? They were literally flirting with each other the whole time. Lesbians.
Caleb finally getting some character! Love him and I hope he gets even more development this season.
Millie literally stealing Priya from Caleb??? Ummm they’re in love and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Bowie and Raj were adorable as always 😭 I didn’t notice any conflict they might have which is good… but there were a few times Bowie looked like he disliked Wayne??? They better not fuck their relationship up by the end of this season.
Nichelle training and eating up the first challenge! I love her so much.
Chase and Emma broke up again! But Emma isn’t on the same team as Bowie this time 💔 I loved their friendship so much and I hope they get more moments.
Ripper has not farted once yet, thankfully. Unless I missed something? But that’s always great to see… I love his character already this season.
MK isn’t yellow anymore! Idk what else to say about that but it’s great they changed it.
Bowie seems really fun already, and I’m a little upset that we probably won’t get to see what his ending would have looked like.
Also… Priyemma so real??? Priya literally writing in her guide about how Emma is a good player and would be a perfect fit in a team or an alliance??? Picking her after Millie and then they both cheer about it??? Being worried about/cheering for each other during the first challenge? I didn’t expect them to get that much interaction this season but oh my god they’re so cute together!!! Literally canon idc. I love them. Favorite rarepair ever. Ok rant over.
In general, I really like that they showed how the characters interacted inbetween the seasons. Emma actually watching the show again like she said she would (but in a different context), Bowie and Raj talking about his strategy/“game plan” next time (they must have gone on that date!), Millie and Priya (attempting to) plan for the next season, Priya’s parents still making her compete and showing us what she did with the money, Nichelle actually training, etc. It’s so fun to see
This season is so gay!!! Praying for a wlw couple… and for Rajbow to stay together 🙏🙏🙏
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anthruser · 2 months
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SHAMELESS OPINIONS: S7 (cause Mickey's write off hurt and after s5, I watched again from s1 and forced myself to keep watching + no one around me likes Shameless so I need a place to vent)
overall: i actually loved it, had me pretty hooked all throughout
ok, i kind of like s7 Trevor, he's charming, got this lil sassy banter going off, he's cute and nice y'know. I just *HATE* that they so obviously tried to recreate some dynamics he had with Mickey straight away without letting us warmup to him, how can you deepthroat aspects built from 5 seasons into half of one??? No. Sorry. Him settling so quickly into the Gallagher house as if he's spent a decade there, idk. And the patient scene with Ian? foh man, no. 1x09 was special for a reason, and this would've played differently if Ian actually came to Mick if he was still around. They play out so much better as friends or fw/b ig but that deepthroat can't help me see a relationship between them. Not liking s8 Trevor so far, my god. Also his nonchalant attitude towards Monica threw me off. I get it, he's new and doesn't know much, Ian never mentioned her before apparently, but like "she's a lil crazy i can like her" eek, idk. Like almost downplaying his situation with her.
Caleb can suck my ass along with JW and his hate for bisexuals. My bi ass cannot approve. Cheater McCheater my ass. I can almost walk through Ian's ignorance cause for all he knew, Caleb was just gay, and I feel he said the bisexual thing out of frustration and betrayal towards his actions than actual disdain for the orientation, but yes. He was ignorant in his convo with Lip, and so was him anyway. I guess they just didn't know it is a thing. But thing is, I BET YOU ASSES that Caleb is the type of douche to STILL justify his actions even if JW didn't display his hate towards bisexuality in his writing, he just is *that* douchy. At least he motivated Ian to get his job, I'll give him that.
OH MY GOD THE THROUPLE... AND ITS SLOW BURN. it's hard cause you can understand both sides of the situation and it was just a clear issue of misunderstandings and miscommunication... I just wish they could've handled things better because I was really rooting for them. They fucking worked so well, with their little schedules and organization. I have such a fat crush on Isidora it's actually embarrassing. Anyway... I miss their dynamic. They deserved better.
Lip was a dick to Fiona about the Laundromat, but Fiona also just jumps the gut to these impulsive decisions, and I get that if she does ask for opinions, they probably won't agree with her, and it's not like I can blame lip, I mean look at the Club situation, yeah she made profit, but didn't break even, and that where his worry comes from. But at least, if she still approached him, and did it anyway against his say, he can't rub it in her face that this entails a family meeting and she can't just make those decisions without consultation. Overall, Lip was so arrogant and dickish with her, and for what... he couldn't even bring the money he so desperately wanted her to believe he could.
I love Sue. I just love EMT Ian stuff with all my life, idc what it is, I kick my feet cause he's so happy.
I fucking loved Carl and Mr. Luthers dynamic. Such an epic lil duo tbh.
I loved Frank's storyline here fsr 💀💀 it's so silly and he gets his way like always, but idk, I loved seeing his adventures at the shelter, he still remains a POS that's for sure.
I fucking LOVED seeing Debbie this season, I was a little disappointed last season cause there is so much lost potential on her pregnancy journey last time with where she was staying, but I fucking loved her here and putting her scamming skills to the test. Don't love how she ends up treating Neil in s8 cause... Well, I just feel bad for him, but also, if she really wanted to stay true to her convenience relationship, she probably should've stuck it out more so it lasted more, idk. But enough of that, I loved her setting a goal for herself at the end of the season, and I honestly commend Monica for helping her get Franny out of the house, I understand Derek's family's concern but they were so cunty in how they handled things.
Monica's death hit me like a truck... Idk why, there are so many mixed emotions here, she couldn't dare to tell the kids the real reason she was there, and all she wanted was to be there one last time. My heart goes out to her tbh.
Gallavich. Oh dear God. FERAL, FERAL EVERY TIME. it's like receiving crumbs and eating them up like a vacuum, nothing I can say that hasn't already been said... I just... Wow. Fuck. And to know that, after needing Noel for ratings, that this was gonna be the end for them? No, I could throw up. I couldn't imagine watching shameless as it aired with that knowledge in mind. FUCK ME THOSE TWO EPISODES I ATE THEM UUUP. anyway, I'm normal about Gallavich.
Lord bless Etta... my dear soul. 7x11 was vicious for that, my heart crumbled fr. I can see this was all in Fiona's best interest for Etta and stuff... It was just so sad to see.
Lip and Sierra, I don't really know what people's opinions are about Sierra but I kind of liked her? She was sweet, and had traces of boundaries with Lip even if the fucker attempted to break them every now and then. But she was sweet.
Lips second spiral was even harder than the first one to see. Him crashing at Helene's apartment, and she still doesn't seem to grasp that she essentially groomed him, and he's just so devastated still. Fuck.
That ending montage was truly a piece of cinema I tell you. It was beautiful.
I probably have more to say I don't remember but I really liked s7, not on the priority of a constant rewatch, but it was really good...and truly served as the finale it was meant to be. EXCEPT FOR GALLAVICH, holy fuck that would've pained the whole audience.
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quackle · 1 year
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a(n unfortunate) list of things i wanna see next season of total drama, spoilers down below~
WE NEED TO SEE DAMIEN THRIVE!!!!!! i have never seen a fandom agree more on a robbed character. now that damien knows how the game works and actually seems to want to play it, he can use that intelligence he got and at LEAST make it to the top three (please... for me 🥲)
also make priya x damien canon. we were robbed and stuck with emma and chase. ok next.
or you could make priya and millie canon... no? ok... unless? 👁️
more bowie x raj interaction cause they're cute together 🤭
give both axel and nichelle an arc because they were robbed too. preferably an arc together! let axel shout at nichelle until nichelle learns that it's ok to be herself and NOT an extension of jerry! let nichelle not take most bs from axel to the point where it pisses axel off a lil! make them gay! idk there's material here
do... something with caleb. idk what. we didn't get to see his personality much. so there's potential there.
give ripper the immediate boot. idc idc idc he was ANNOYING. somehow the fan predictions before the show started are better characterization of him than his actual personality.
let emma break up with chase, then give chase the early boot too. (cause how you gon cut the breaks of ya girl car and not even genuinely apologize??? AND THEN HE SOMEHOW GOT HER BACK??? yeah no teach him a lesson)
let emma get STANDARDSSSSS. like girl... STAND UP. chase is not the love of your life! he's just some guy! hit him with your car!
i needdddd mk to get an ally. idc if it's temporary or toxic or whatever. i adore mk (i love when girls do absolutely wrong like steal 💕) but we gotta get her interacting with more of the cast. she's such a smart player, she's just missing that teamwork aspect. (i just want her to make it farther than she did, i'm biased-)
i hate to say it because i adore them... put the hockey bros on separate teams. this is total DRAMA. i need them to suffer just a lil... emotionally, not physically, the cliff was messed up 💔
make lauren scarier somehow. make her so scary that none of us can watch the screen with both eyes. make her so horrifying that damien calls her horrifying girl next season and everyone just rolls with it. it's what she would want, truly.
zee and scary girl shenanigans. because i think it would be funny.
i can't think of anymore, i'll probably make another post if i do (as i often do, unfortunately)
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cheesburgirl · 5 months
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S2 REBOOT SPOILERS
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Ok…RIPAXEL.. I did not see that one coming. At all. I dont have much against it, although it felt really forced and sudden imo. They were at each other’s throat s1 and suddenly ripper has a crush on her??
The whole priya and Caleb thing was also kind of unexpected, rip my poor primien soul
the elimination order is honestly sad to me, seeing Millie and Emma gone so soon is just AHHHHH ok Millie fine, but Emma had so much potential and seeing her just thrown away like that is pretty disappointing.
ZEE I LOVE HIM SM HES AS GOOD AS EVER
RAJ AND WAYNE R SUCH GOOBERS OMGG😭SILLYEST OF THE SILLY
mkulia I see u and I LOVE IT
nichelle is eating up every ep idc
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT EPISODES
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Here's my halfway coherent, shoot-I-wish-I'd-actually-write-all-of-this no-Order-66 universe I've been mulling over for like two or three years:
Dead Palpatine (the hows to determine)
Kit, Agen and Saesee are NOT dead
(Adi probably isn't either tbh bc I love Adi)
People are touchy about Anakin and he's kind of absent (left? is in prison for killing Palps? not killing Palps? for turning? anyway it's a Sensitive Subject) (in the interest of limiting angst he probably helped kill Palps and left to be with Padmé but is kinda bitter about all of it, that way Liberosis fits into this and I don't have to think about it too much. the point is, things are strained and remain that way for a while)
The world is absolutely not all unicorns and sparkles but it's getting somewhere. The Jedi are Very Tired and overworked and stressed but also they get to just sit and watch sunsets and that warms them up inside
A random Senator becomes Chancellor (not Bail, Padmé or Mothma). The Republic is still licking its wounds but at least it's there
The CIS kinda collapsed without Dooku or Grievous so there's a lot of independent systems but they're not united anymore and— boring stuff. The point is: an absolute metric ton of diplomatic missions for the Jedi
Many Clones decide to stick around and get sort of folded into the Order Antarian Rangers style (the others are very happy napping on a warm planet somewhere)
Shaak Ti and Stass Allie are on Kamino helping to raise/relocate all the Clone babies so they can grow up somewhere nicer (tbd - I've written a micro fic about this one so far)
Most Jedi ditch the armor (as do a few Clones) and get the baggiest, gigantest robes they can get away with. A few others keep the armor but like, engraved and decorated
Ahsoka comes back after a lot of thinking and gets knighted
Two Jedi who got stranded on a deserted planet during the war had a baby and the Organas adopt her (very important!!! and half written and lingering in my drafts - since like, two years ago)
Obi-Wan takes Katooni as his Padawan
Ahsoka takes either Petro or Reva as her Padawan a few years later (probably Reva)
Ganodi is either Stass' or Adi's Padawan I think
Zatt is either Kit's Padawan or Jocasta's
Petro is probably Aayla's (or maybe she picks Mari Amithest and Quinlan picks Petro.)
Gungi is Plo's Padawan
Byph is Luminara's (he's a precious little duckling and deserves to be CHERISHED okay)
Barriss gets help and healing
If Dooku isn't dead, then he spends the rest of his life in a cell playing dejarik with Obi-Wan and Yoda and having tea with them and bitterly regretting his choices (while struggling to come to terms with Yoda's forgiveness and love especially - I've got a couple of very short fics toying with the idea on here and Ao3 I think)
Maul probably gets the same kind of treatment? Then I imagine he escapes and goes back to Dathomir and then to some desert to have 274 identity crises about stuff (he might also just be dead sadly - but if not he def gets to have more encounters with Obi-Wan)
Ki-Adi takes O-mer as his Padawan and Mace takes either Jinx or Tai Uzuma, in which case Cin takes Jinx (yeah, Mace and Tai, definitely. That way Caleb gets to hang out with her)
Either Shaak Ti or Bultar Swan takes Ashla
Caleb is still with Depa, Cal with Jaro, and Trilla with Cere
I want to find Masters for Ran Deezy and Farn Klin and their siblings (because they each seem to have a twin which!!! I LOVE!!! okay they could just be from the same species and not be related but idc) but I'm coming up kinda short so Agen for Farn, Rig Nema for Ran, Tiplee for Farn's twin, Eeth (who didn't left, comics can gtfo) for Ran's twin
Korkie is Duke of Mandalore (which is ALL ABOUT PACIFISM, AGAIN, because I want it that way. The Jedi drop by to say hi and help sometimes. It should be noted that he's not Obi-Wan's kid.)
The Jedi keep running into Hondo who loves them and therefore loves to make trouble for them (hey, I actually wrote that one!)
Boba is a precocious mercenary/bounty hunter trying to get noticed by some big clients like the Hutts and every so often he runs into some Clones or Jedi and a little angst ensues
A lot of time and writing is dedicated to how deeply fcked the war was and how tired and sad everybody is
BUT
like twice that is about chilling in the gardens, planting things, watching grass grow, sleeping and rebuilding and how happy and lively the children are
Yoda privately cries when he realizes that his vision of a world at peace (the one he had to let go of) did come true - and didn't. The world isn't as perfect as he dreamed but it's infinitely better because it's real
windchimeswindchimeswindchimes
Obi-Wan and Cody get to have buddy comedy solo missions
Same for Obi-Wan and individual Council members. Just hijinks all around
It is very important to me that Cody chaperones a bunch of Jedi babies going to Ilum (probably Clan Bear? but also I want it to be like 10+ years down the line so he can complain about being too old for this shit even tho he's 23 - I WANTED TO SEE CODY WITH THE YOUNGLINGS AND GRIEVOUS ROBBED ME OF THAT)
Oh also Cody was made a General after the war and immediately retired from the army. For no other reason than I think he deserves it
Idk how Qui-Gon fits into all of this so for now his only purpose is to make Dooku angst some more but in a cathartic way
Padmé occasionally drops by with the twins - and vice-versa once Anakin is either free or over himself - and Yoda is their favorite person in the world. They're not being trained as Jedi and they kinda resent it a bit but they're doing fine. They see Uncle Bail and Aunt Breha pretty often, and Aunt Sola and Uncle Darred and Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru regularly, and they're besties with Ryoo, Pooja, and Bail and Breha's adopted Jedi daughter
Some quiet domestic moments where, say, Reva comes up to the slightly older Katooni & friends to get some help with her hair because she wants to do it like Tai's but is too shy to ask directly bc Tai is intimidating, but Katooni is obviously stumped so they try to find some Masters, and the first they come across are like Stass and Shaak Ti who also don't really know how to help, and it's Luminara and Cere who save the day
Quiet Master-Padawan moments in some of the smaller Temples, learning to meditate and be in the moment
A weird period of time before Ahsoka is officially knighted where she just hangs out with Obi-Wan and repairs her relationship with him. In the years after she is knighted but before she takes her own Padawan, she mostly stays with Obi-Wan and Katooni and he's having early days of the war flashbacks with his 'two' Padawans
Animal friendship. 80% of all Jedi missions involve it
PLANTS. PLANTS AND GREENERY AND DIRT AND GREEN THINGS. BECAUSE THE JEDI NEED THOSE
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This with the reboot because I love so many characters in all the seasons it’s too hard to pick of all of them
(In no order)
• Emma!! Emma I love you and you deserved so much better 💔💔
• Millie!! I’m a Millie defender forever idc!! She does no wrong
• Priya.. we don’t talk about season two. That’s a whole different character. I don’t want to think about it.
• Caleb. Controversial opinion.. I’m sorry.. but I wish he had a better plot because he’s so precious to me 💔💔 I’ll defend him too idc (I also think he should have won the season because I don’t really like Julia or Wayne as much)
• Bowie!! He should have replaced Julia this season because I think he’s a lot more fun of an antagonist. Also I thought the Rajbow cheating plot was boring. Sorry!!
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phobylee · 4 months
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I just got back from the hospital (don't worry I'm fine lol) and all I can think about is witteclaw/cavelyn. It's like a disease. Losing my mind over them.
Here's some brain dumps I had. Small ideas n headcanons and I was rambling on discord so
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basically there's a festival celebrating Bonesborough's founding and people would gather and engage in a huge feast, dancing in the street, games, and at the end when it gets dark they'd send light glyphs or balls of fire into the air. And they'd also wear horned skull masks (resembling the titan sort of? But just in the sense that they're animal heads, centicore skulls etc), covered in flowers, vines, and other ornaments on their faces with bones and teeth and jewelry on their clothes, and sometimes swap masks mid dance. And I had a thought that caleb and eve went to one his first year there and he fell in love with it.
Ough imagining another date i vaguely thought about. they went to this place that's mostly hot springs. Not too deep, but deep enough to submerge and relax for a bit. It was then she realized he could not stay in a hot spring for as long as her and pretty much had to immediately get out due to it being too hot. Cause she's half demon (particularly fire based), she can deal with the heat for much longer. But they still had a very fun time ❤️
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This doesn't even make sense but idc. Love em
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starlight-vee · 3 months
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hi starlight vee! what are your honest thoughts on:
a) rajbow
b) mkulia
c) ripaxel
d) wayner!!!
e) priya/her relationship with caleb (i honestly think it was one of the worst things to come out of the season cause it was simply a disaster but that’s just me)
~remy
YESSS MY BABIES. Omg rajbow is the only canon ship here thats my fav. They actually have a dynamic I can hype up. I don't even know what to say honestly. Flamboyant gay (Who is black, thank god) x Himbo (autistic) jock with half a braincell (Who is also Poc!!)
2. QUEENCARDS!! They carried this entire season idc. I would love if the writers expanded on them. Also the part in the finale where MK was the only one rooting for her 'friend'. OMG like we could get good angst from them I swear Julia was robbed! 😭
3. Oh that.....😒 Ripaxel ruined it for me. They had no chemistry in the first season and it was so random that they had them together. I tried imagining how this ship will play out but it's just a no for me.. Axel deserves better.
4. WAYNERR!!! YESS MY ADHD HIMBO WHITE BOY. I LOVED HIS DYNAMIC WITH RAJ AND BOWIE THEY ARE SO COOL. BOWIE JUST TRYING TO CONTROL HIS NEURODIVERGENT BABIES. I LOVE THE FANFICTION YOU GUYS WRITE ABOUT THEM.
5. Yea I agree. Honestly just like Ripaxel it was just so random. Sure, it wasn't rushed. But I expected Damian and Priya to be together. (I like Caleb but he should just stick to being besties with her.) Should I talk about Priya and Damian more?
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mhateesyoux · 2 years
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dont mind me just leaving an appreciation post for Caleb & Lucas
Caleb killed these last two episodes. idc what anyone says i have always liked lucas as a character and i feel he doesn’t get enough recognition. Since season one the only thing most viewers didn’t like about him was that he didn’t like or accept El in the party which was understandable due to the fact that he really wanted to find Will and felt as tho she was just wasting their time and lying to them. however, the growth between their friendship was beautiful to watch and his development was also great. I think he shined the most in season 3 & especially this season. Season 3 in coming up with the fireworks idea and him just always being brave enough to suggest anything that might help. this season though, i haven’t seen a lot of people talk about his performance specifically that scene with Max. The way he reacted to seeing her in the air, his desperation in wanting to get her help as soon as he saw she was dying, his sob and frustration of not being able to do anything while holding her, him telling her “no no” , the “erica help” which was actually improvised by Caleb (so i heard), never letting go of her, the fight between him and jason, although he was getting pretty beat up he still fought and got jason in the end eventually, him acting as Vecna?! hello omg. overall Caleb is an amazing actor and he deserves to be praised for his performance this season. He’s just as talented and plays a big part of the cast and characters as the rest of the amazing talented cast. this show seriously has so many amazing talented artists. can’t wait to see what season 5 will deliver us. p.s. i’m gonna need that lumax movie date too cause wtf, y’all can’t have them make up and show their love for one another and then tear them apart like that. cmon now
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msookyspooky · 6 months
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So... About the Severen poly situation with Jesse and DB... How do you think that would work? Asking because of science 😂 (nah I've also had my Thoughts✨ about it, but curious to see how you imagined it would be like 👀) also totally agree with Severen having the sexies for Caleb 😂 (not me going through the entire posts and tags of every single Near Dark writer ever because I'm desperate for more content 🥴🥴🥴)
OH! YES!
I doubt it's very often or a true closed throuple sort of relationship but he is definitely their plus one 😏🤫
I mean, I'm sure there have been many nights where it was just them 3 for decades...You're telling me they didn't invite Sev or he invited himself when Jesse and DB wanted to be intimate in a small space? Nah, DB probably pegged Sev once and either Sev was between Jesse and DB or DB was between Jesse and Sev (And she dominated both of them almost everytime)
I think they all have deep respect and love for each other but Severen isn't romantically involved with them either because he's a free spirit or aromantic or just doesn't view them that way but sex? Absolutely. 100%.
AND yeaaaahhh...Severen had the hots for Caleb idc. He did. What is this gay shit? "iT's CaUsE itS bLoOd-" OKAY. IT'S FOOD. I AINT NEVER SWIPED CARAMEL OFF MY FRIENDS FACE LIKE THAT ARM WRAPPED AROUND THEM MAKING EYE CONTACT AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH UNLESS I WANTED MY MOUTH ON SOMETHING ELSE 😵🥴😭
This is a man wanting to explore another guys body idc!!!
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Some ppl have been opening my eyes to Severen x Caleb x Mae in a new light. I can see Severen loving both of them like he loves Jesse and DB but both him and Mae hyper focusing solely on Caleb instead of each other. (Sev doesn't interact with Mae much other than protecting her in the movie or looking proudly at her a few times. Honestly? Sev and Mae and Sev and Homer feel like the only platonic relationships Sev has but Jesse and DB and Caleb?...Idk man. I'm just saying!)
Like Severen is everyone's designated spare fifth tire in the back. He is the plus one that just cozies himself into it. And he's so loyal and protective of his family that he loves them all the same in his asshole way.
Poor Homer is going outside to smoke pissed off as everyone/Severen with one of the couples is making out inside.
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noahtally-famous · 5 months
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td 2023 s2 ep1 spoilers below the cut
(okay so I have not finished s1 but I know the general gist of what happens through mutuals posts and just the td tag lmaoo. maybe later I will actually sit down and watch the whole thing, but that time is not now.)
moving onto my thoughts of s2...
AHHHHHHHH idk how else to explain it but I absolutely LOVED the episode, and honestly I have a feeling I'll love this season, simply bc everyone is so great!!
heck even ripper and chase were tolerable, like, there weren't any fart jokes or anything, it was great!
MKULIA SWEEP???? HELL FREAKING YEAH idc if it's a friendship/alliance, I'm living in my world where they're toxic yuri
Caleb getting some much-needed character development??? I'm SO here for it, and the stuff mentioned during the episode def fits the kinda vibe I have going for him, so that's even better!! (potential caleb & emma friendship??? they can bond over kittens and of caleb being emotionally mature)
also his reactions to the team choosing was gold, I can't wait to see what A-Game he's gonna bring. I'm hoping he doesn't become a version of justin--I just want him to want to be a useful teammate and person for his team/friends/competitors and want to win as well. no overly crazy 'tda justin' villanry pls?? (I mean, I won't be averse to it if it does end up happening, but it'd be cool if things changed up this time around)
CHEMMA BROKE UP THANK FRICKING GOD, our prayers have been answered!! please please PLEASE have them stay broken up
raj & wayne on the same team again!! I was not expecting that tbh, but I'm curious to see where this goes
rajbow is so adorable, like bowie not even letting chris finish before he immediately picks raj first for his team is so 🥹
ngl chase is still a dumbass but now that chemma is out of the way, I mean it affectionately, I can't bring myself to hate any of the characters and that trend isn't going to stop here. that moment when he ran at granny hatchet and bowie was like "I don't believe it, I think he's gonna make it" like that scene was insane
damien is amazing as always, no words need to be said. manifesting a final two involving him
NICHELLE. FUCKING NICHELLE. GOD I CANNOT ARTICULATE HOW MUCH I ADORE HER HERE!! saving the best for last goddammit, I love her so so so so much, omfg the way she slayed the challenge, pls I'm so hyped for her character development this season, I can't wait for the other contestants to eat their words abt her
axel trying to 'be nice' ("i'm a work in progress" yes you are but you're doing amazing) but acting like an ass to ripper is something I live for. "I'm not following you, we're running in the same direction!" LMAOOOO
the fact that priya doesn't hold any resentment toward her parents still irks me, but I still love her character and I'm excited to see what's in store for her
GRANNY HATCHET SLAYED, 'NUFF SAID
I'm still hoping for some axelle content, but I'm more than happy with the mkulia servings we got
I'm lowkey interested in scary girl's change of character. I feel like this wont be the last we see of her--will she be like an amy and swim back to the island to enact revenge? or will she be like ezekiel and live on the island in secret? or will she be a secret third thing? I sure as heck don't know but I can't wait to find out!! her parting words def seem ominous enough to imply something
speaking of, scary girl's change of character and when she talked abt how she became "normal" everyone's reactions were sending me lmaooo
bowie going "you're never right" to chase but is the one to choose chase on his team, like yes dude frrr that frenemy whiplash was wack lmaoo I love it
same with bowie choosing julia, like yes we love to see two manipulative competitive strategists banding together
on a different note, I wonder what will come of bowie and emma's friendship from s1 and how that broke apart. maybe they could rekindle it in s2? hmmm
zee and their suitcase of sodas 😭
"she's an animal" OKAY MK TONE IT DOWN (pls don't, actually pls continue doing it) YOU'RE NOT HELPING MY MKULIA CASE HERE
millie being priya's first pick >>>
"what strategy? you just stop and run, it's not rocket surgery" 😭 I used to dislike ripper, but if he continues on like this, that opinion will def change. it's only been the first episode and I already don't dislike him anymore so-
MORE MKULIA P L E A S E IM HOPING
chris is still 'tdi chris' aka the b e s t chris imo, and I'm here for it!! also chef and chris's dynamic is still spot-on
in conclusion, im so very excited for what this season will bring!! in case you didn't realize, I LOVED the first episode!
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babiebom · 8 months
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DBD Male Killers Sexuality Headcanons
A/N: Finally time for the males. Remember this is just for fun and no harm is meant. Also has no impact on how I write the characters or like if I would not ship them with certain people ykwis
TW:Talks of sex and sexuality. Cursing
Wc: Maybe 3+ for each killer
The Knight/Tarhos Kovács
Straight
Just gives off straighty vibes
The Mastermind/Alber Wesker
Straight
But would not mind sleeping with absolutely anyone
I mean as long as they're up to his standards
The Ghostface/ Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson
Gives of disaster bisexual vibes
Is honestly a slut
The Legion/Joey
Straight
Will fall for a man so maybe heterosexual and bi romantic?
The Legion/Frank
Straight
Closet feelings for men will never admit it
The Wraith/Phillip Ojomo
Pan
He just seems like gender identity does not matter to him
The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka
Straight
Also probably homophobic
The Nemesis
???? No?????
Isn't he like a monster thing that only is like for killing?
Will fuck anything tho
The Trapper/Evan Macmillan
Is straight
According to my friends he gives off incel vibes
The Clown/Jeffrey Hawk
Straight
Is also ugly(this is legally his identity idc)
The Shape/Michael Myers
Bi men leaning
Aromantic
The Demagorgon
He is a puppy no sexuality for him
Does fall in love with everyone tho
Puppy vibes
The Dredge
Absolutely not????
Does he even have a pebnis?
The Blight/Talbot Grimes
Gay
He just seems like a gay scientist idk
The Doctor/Herman Carter
Straight
Also terrifying
The Twins/Victor Deshayes
Is he legally allowed to have a sexuality
Like isn't he a feral baby?
He's like not allowed
The Hillbilly/Max Thompson Jr
Gay
Country boy I love you vibes
The Cannibal/Bubba Sawyer
Straight
Probably doesn't even know anything else is possible
The Deathslinger/ Caleb Quinn
Straight
Not as cool as Maxie
The Executioner/Pyramid Head
He knows no sexuality only torment
Also will fuck anything
The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak
Bi
He just wants attention
The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer
Pan
Also polyamorous? Polygamy?
One of those
Or both idk
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poeticandors · 2 years
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Hi it's not a request but just checking in on ya. Are you ok? Like seriously ,Eddie's dies , max can't see now and byler, gOd byler. It's not canon . I feel likethey duild mike and wills chemistry just to add a bunch of chemistry and *POOF* you thought bitch. I am sad and i know many more are so justkeeping check and would love to know your opinions.
I am actually not ok lolol
🚨SPOILERS BELOW 🚨
Like when I tell you that I have never been so emotionally and mentally drained from a show. For those 4 hours (I rounded idc) I sat there shaking and sobbing and just filled with dread bc it hit me that hard.
Eddie’s death was so tragic. I knew it was going to happen but was in denial before volume 2 came out. But that one scene where he was play fighting with Dustin was reminiscent of boromir and the hobbits and I just KNEW it was set in stone. He was such a hero and honestly it made me so sad to watch him suffer like that. His death wasn’t quick. I really don’t think he should’ve died because his character brought so much to this group. My poor boy deserved to stay alive and graduate.
Max’s entire demise hit me the hardest. My poor bby suffered as well and I just stood there in shock. The first moment her bones snapped I was devastated. And her being absolutely terrified at dying- I can’t: Like I knew she was at risk but I was also in denial. Not only that, but Lucas-
I can’t even begin to talk about Caleb’s performance. It was PHENOMENAL. Gut wrenching. I think he did so well this entire series. The scream he let out chilled me to my core. When he was begging Erica to help it made me sob even more. Caleb deserves so much praise for his acting this season.
Will deserved so much better. I hate that they used his character to bring up el and mike’s relationship. I do agree that they built up Will and mike’s chemistry to, for some fucking reason, just to throw it in everyone’s faces.
The entire car scene with Will and Mike I can’t. Noah’s acting was amazing and tbh this was where I first started crying I think. It made me sad that he went on that whole thing saying how Mike was the heart when in reality it is Will who is the heart of their group.
One other thing I am upset that they didn’t show was the Hawkins group mourning eddie. You’re telling me they didn’t film a scene showing the group going back and being shook at seeing Dustin crying over Eddie’s lifeless body? You’re telling me that Steve didn’t go straight to Dustin and comfort him like the good dad he is and try to pry him away as he is trying to hold back his own tears at the fact he lost a friend AND that his kid is so distraught and traumatized over this? Or Robin crying while nancy comforts her? Why didn’t they try taking his body back? I hate it.
Anyways yeah that’s my thoughts lol. I am so glad Steve made it through. And that Joyce and hopper are finally together and that hopper reunited with El. Very interested in seeing what s5 brings.
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