#and no one questions it

[snufkins-boot]

Dcxdp idea: Ra’s try’s to offer a 6y/o Damian to Danny in exchange for immortality and Danny is just like:

“um, no? I’m the ghost king? Why would I give out immortality? Also this is a fucking child!”

So ra’s gets told to fuck himself and Danny takes Damian anyway as his child.

Sam and Tucker don’t question why he has a random child now, they just go with it because why not. He’s done weirder.

Years later Bruce finds out about his son and is in a costody battle with the fucking ghost king, a plant goddess and a pharaoh.

Or, alternatively: co-parenting.

#Danny just comes home with a small child one day #and no one questions it #because why would they #Constantine is having a fucking heart attack #because why is Bruce suddenly shit talking the king of the dead #bruce: you’re my son you do as I say #Damian: I’ve got another three parents who disagree #dcxdp #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #writing prompts #dp x dc crossover #dc #justice league

[wigglyscardigan]

i hope every time the lords in black appear from now on they all have different actors. except for wiggly. i want joey tinky and jaime nibbly and angela blinky and dylan pokey but somehow that fucking white guy is still there

#and no one questions it #“hey why does the green one always look the same?” #“oh that’s just wiggly” #the lords in black #lords in black #wiggog y’wrath #wiggog y'wrath #bliklotep #t’noy karaxis #t'noy karaxis #pokotho #nibblenephim #wiggly #tinky #pokey #nibbly #blinky #starkid #hatchetfield #jon matteson

[teatimeatthemothmuseum]

Center of the universe

#I love how it’s never addressed in EOH that Giorno is Dio’s son #and no one questions it #hilarious honestly #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #dio #dio brando #giorno giovanna #eyes of heaven #eoh #heaven ascension dio #Jojo #artists on tumblr #fanart

[magical-xirl-4]

Shugo Chara is SO GOOD at doing slice of life. The kids hang out by going to the beach, they go shopping or go to a concert, they organise parties and events, Amu spends a day out with her family at the park, she helps her mum at the market, or she goes shopping by herself (though still accompanied by her chara’s), and it feels SO GOOD to watch them do stuff like this because it reminds you of when you were a kid, OR, when you were reading/watching it as a kid, it somewhat reflected your life and made you feel really connected with all the characters and think “hey, I’ve done this”.

Even if you didn’t do most of the things they did, it felt like you could, like you were really hanging out with kids your age and going out and being all mature. They do all of this while magical beings are hanging out with them too, but they are also individual characters with personalities that at the same time, are personally connected to you.

This is why I’ve always wanted an episode where Amu just does mundane things like going to the hairdresser. Or heck even a chapter or episode where she celebrates her birthday with all her friends.

Shugo Chara has always made the mundane seem special and fun, which is why I used to think about it A LOT when I was a child and going out with family or friends. “Amu would do this, she would speak like these to her chara’s, etc.”

I still think about it sometimes like that. It’s basically why it’s my favourite story of all time; because it feels so down to earth.

#shugo chara #here’s a little thing about me: sometimes I look up at the sky and imagine amulet heart flying through it #like. it feels like SHE COULD YKNOW?? it feels like these kids protecting dreams and fighting x-eggs could happen in my backyard #that’s another thing that makes SC so unique compared to other mg shows. it doesn’t hide any of the magic #it’s probably happening in the next street or neighbourhood over #and you wouldn’t know #amu falls into a hole of a contruction sight then flies up and lands on telephone lines/scaffolding #she jumps down from her school roof and the entire school sees her and thinks she’s doing some cheerleader act #GOD I DIDNT EVEN MENTION HOW IN EPISODE 5 AMU CHARA CHANGES AND DOES A SICK FLIP 5 METERS INTO THE AIR #AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT #I LOVE IT. NONE OF THE KIDS THINK ITS WEIRD. IT JUST HAPPENS. NOTHING QUESTIONED #a lot of the attitude that nearly everyone has in shugo chara towards magic is just ‘welp. this may as well happen’

[jennyandvastraflint]

Outer senshi switching from "We have to kill this child" to "We will raise this child" so fast it's fucking hilarious.

#AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT #sailor uranus #sailor neptune #sailor pluto #sailor saturn #outer senshi #sailor moon

[moirtre]

i loveeeeeee loveeeeeeee everything about the album already!! and omg the song selections? can't wait to read more about the beef and drama b/w the girls like as a melanie and emmy stan i personally love it when these girls just unleash their inner bitch lmao. i mean i haven't seen emmy being violent but yk who's to say that she won't? also naira and melanie having beef? like what was the public reaction to it? also a quick question, maybe it's obvious idk but does the public know or even have a slight idea that these girls are like not the best of friends or any beef or drama, more than what the girls let on to the public? oh and i got a melanie photocard!!!!!!!🥺

— 🤍 anon.

naira and melanie's beef was never really mainstream scandalous if that makes sense? like it was just something that happened that only the truly dedicated fans knew about. the actual hot mic clip is lost media now so it's just one of those things people bring up in their complicated theories about who does/doesn't like each other. the public has zero clue really. there's the off-hand comment where someone "jokes" about someone being a bitch with no morals and the fans just laugh? if the fans know, they don't care because it doesn't show in their interviews/group activities.

#‎ ‎ ⋆⠀⠀ʬ.ʬ.⠀⠀٬⠀⠀(⠀⠀&.⠀⠀)⠀...⠀MISC. #remember that ive standing position #scandal??? #at the airport #yeah that's letalis #they have positions that they stand in #solely based on who does/doesn't get along #and no one questions it #bc they've always done it lmao #— re: 🤍 anon!

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭 #for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films. #NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

[seveneyesoup]

#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED #THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY #what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite #is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe #sort of a made up question #but that’s not a mammal #so neither is a vampire #but also like. a human is a mammal #this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’ #and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t #not a lot of fluids. happening there

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #this man #scratches a special part of my brain #makes my inner goblin goes 👺👺👺 #I love meijack… she’s one of those kids asking the most difficult questions

[shining-just-4-u]

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

#fanfiction #kanej #solangelo #percabeth #the fic in question was a solangelo popstar au I literally want to reread it already I read it in one day #BEGGING for the final two chapters

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way- #OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

[weaver-z]

I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?

#i'm not taking the test but i am doing research into the kinds of questions these use #this one was on the mensa qualifier (which seems to have been written when dinosaurs walked the earth)

[cordspaghetti]

got thinking about gerard way tour outfit predictions that never came 2 be… bloody wedding dress…

#they’ve got legs and a slit throat! #this is one i believed 2 be totally out of the question bc it would be too bulky restrictive etc #but then i was doing my research and i discovered The 60s Wedding Mini Dress and i was like oh my god she would #kind of a mod vibe but w more gothic detail so it still reads as bridal out of context yk yk. perhaps #mcr #gerard way #digital art #x

[feelingtheaster99]

It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now

#this poor boy #he shall get used to no one telling him Jack shit #especially the gods #seriously the entire series is full of people hiding things from him or not telling him the full truth #or simply not saying anything to him at all #or even worse gaslighting the heck out of him #Percy is not dumb #though it is very of-Annabeth to say she’s gonna make fun of him for dumb questions #Percy Jackson #Annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo #pjotv #pjo spoilers #pjo tv adaptation #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #pjo tv series #pjo tv show #pjo series #i plunge to my death #I plunge to my death spoilers #live reaction

[kudzu-san]

This always got me laughing for three whole years straight since I first read it

#zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #edit: he didn't even answer the fucking question help me

[scarlct-vvitch]

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

#shoutout to not knowing what asexuality was for the entirety of high school #or bonus points if u DID know but everyone around u wanted sex so u didnt want to admit it #anyone who says they knew they were ace from day one is a liar #well not really #but i do question u #asexuality #ace week #ace #aroace #aromanticism #aromantic #asexual #asexuality week #oh shush