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thranduel · 9 months

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some thoughts about astarion because i'm tired of the internet reducing him to one thing

when bg3 came out in early access, astarion was always seen as the extremely flirty, confident guy who enjoyed sex (or so we thought) and spoke about it like it was his favourite thing. he was also kinda marketed as the “sexy vampire”, so you can understand why many people saw him that way based on the little amount of content we had. even while playing act 1 and act 2, many players still might think of him like that because he does have a very charismatic personality and he asks to sleep with you very early on, so it just automatically makes you think he’s genuinely happy doing that and being totally serious.

BUT!!!!!!! we end up finding out later on that’s NOT the case and it was all part of a plan to seduce us in order for him to gain protection. he opens up about his past and his trauma and how he was forced to use his body to lure people back to cazador. he struggles with intimacy and relationships in general because of this. that’s why i really hope that people stop reducing him to “hot sexy vampire that loves flirting and having sex with everyone” when that is not who he is, he’s literally traumatised because of sex due to being forced into it and he’s slowly trying to heal. he’s also so much more than just “the hot vampire”, ya know? if you actually put in the effort to get to know him, you will see who he truly is underneath and he has many loveable traits to appreciate.

you may not see the “soft” side of him very often because he hides it, but it’s there!! one thing i noticed that really stood out to me was that when i gave food to an orphan in act 3 and he approved. back when you first met him, he probably would’ve done the opposite or had no reaction at all. i also saw a clip of someone trying to romance karlach and astarion and he literally told tav to choose karlach over him because he can see that karlach loves her. he said normally an arrangement would work for him but after everything karlach has been through, he doesn’t want to get in the way or see her hurt. letting tav go is also hard for him as well but he still thought about someone else. he could’ve whined or been possessive or jealous but he didn’t do that at all. where are all those people who reduce astarion to “the guy that flirts and sleeps with everyone” now? seriously. that’s not what he does, and when he was forced into it by cazador, he was trying to survive, he didn’t do it for his own pleasure. it’s not a “hot” personality trait of his, it’s literally trauma. and because he did it so much, he got used to it, and that resulted in him disassociating and feeling empty.

apparently if you ask him to join you and sleep with the drows at the brothel (something i will never make him do in my playthroughs), he only says yes because he struggles to say no. but he disassociates. and if you’re in a high approval relationship with him and he loves you, he will feel safe enough to express his feelings and say he’s not comfortable. this happens before you fight cazador. i’m not sure if he gives the same response after, but either way, if he joins in, he will always disassociate and it’s not something he wants to do despite what he may say.

that being said, it’s obviously still okay to appreciate his beauty and attractiveness, because he is very beautiful. he appreciates it and even likes being called beautiful. calling him “hot” and “sexy” isn’t a bad thing either, we know he can be and i'm sure he knows it too! it’s just annoying when people act like that’s ALL he is and they don’t even mention anything else about his character. the love scenes are beautifully done too (i personally prefer the second one after you’ve stopped him from doing the ritual, because that’s the one where he decided he truly wanted it and felt safe and comfortable because he genuinely loves you), and i actually would’ve been fine if they didn’t have any scenes like that at all because it’s totally understandable and valid if he didn’t feel comfortable, but i just hope that people don’t take things too far and over-sexualise him just because of how he appeared to be in the first half of the game and the way he’s often marketed on social media. and yes i know he’s fictional and nothing on the internet is going to hurt his feelings!!!! it’s more about the fact that he canonically has sexual trauma and many people still say really disturbing stuff even AFTER they find out about that, and it just makes me uncomfortable to think that people are okay with treating someone like a sexual object especially when they've said they're traumatised and it makes them uncomfortable. idk if this makes sense 😭

but yeah he doesn't want to flirt and sleep with everyone as i've seen people claim. and if in an alternate universe he did, and he did it on his OWN terms, and the other people he had relationships with enjoyed it too, then good for them! absolutely nothing wrong with that if there's consent, respect and honesty. however, that's not the case with what happened with astarion, because 1. he was forced into using his body WHEN HE DID NOT WANT TO and 2. he misled people and lured them to a miserable fate. it's so horrible and devastating for everyone involved. sex was never something fun for him, and it certainly isn't a "personality trait" of his. it was a survival tactic. he was forced to. he didn’t want to.

obviously when he becomes more comfortable, then it's totally understandable to get excited when he flirts and shows physical affection. he can be so charming, funny, sweet and romantic and i love that. it’s so beautiful to see him heal, genuinely find comfort in someone for the first time and experience intimacy that he feels ready and comfortable for. he deserves to love and be loved on his own terms instead of being forced. but again, he is so much more than the guy we were introduced to at the beginning. the internet just sees one thing and sticks with it but i really hope people start to actually appreciate him for who he is and the complexity of his character.

aaaaand i just had to leave this here <3

#astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #sorry for rambling i’ve just been very emotional about him recently 😭#also i hope people remember that even if he NEVER EVER wanted to have sex again he is 100% valid #he does not have to change or force himself to feel a certain way #especially after everything he’s been through #and if you think he does then you’re gross. he doesn’t owe anyone ANYTHING #anyways #when he kept apologising for not sleeping with tav i wanted to cry #there is literally a scene where if you tell him halsin is interested in you he says it’s ok to go to him #but then he gets concerned and asks if it’s because he hasn’t slept with you for a while #and i wanted to cry #he should NEVER have to feel guilty for that #honestly the only reason why i think he might eventually feel comfortable with sex again is because ->#in act 3 after his genuine love confession after you help him defeat cazador he initiates it himself #and it feels like it’s something he truly wants after developing a strong emotional bond with someone for the first time #and i think that’s really beautiful that he chose to do it on his own terms when he felt ready #but also #for a while i wasn’t sure if he was repulsed and uncomfortable by sex in general and hated it entirely #or if he only feels comfortable after he develops a strong emotional bond #the only reason i think the second one now is because of what happened in act 3 #but regardless whatever it is i just want him to feel safe and comfortable and happy #my posts

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franklyimissparis · 3 months

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ideal beatles biopic is an extremely goofy satire nothing-is-serious improvised musical comedy and then randomly in the middle is an artistically shot five minute long gay sex scene and then they never address it again

#like in the film wet hot american summer where it’s just absolute shits and giggles then BAM bradley cooper getting fucked #the sex scene could be with any combination of them and i would find it highly entertaining #the beatles #beatles biopics #paul mccartney #john lennon #mclennon #john and paul #beatles polycule #george harrison #ringo starr

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witchspeka · 10 months

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I love my girl Miwa but as soon as I read that this image immediately popped up in my head:

#HAVE SOME STANDARDS GIRL DAMN #i want this relationship to work out too but this aint it #how do we relationship #cine te a intrebat #uhmmm theres SPOILERS past this tag in case u care to read this yourself just a quick warning #i kid i joke but this scene fucks me up i like how this manga handles queerness. it shows how messy and painful it can be #like we already got a bit of that with sae and her relationship with sex but this mmmmmm this one i didnt see coming #imagine u work up the courage to confess to ur high school crush and she says she cant date you #not cause she doesnt like you. quite literally /because/ she likes you and wants to take ur relationship seriously and respect you #but she cant do that. because shes afraid of people finding out. of having to hide all the time. of being ostracised. she's tired.#she cant find the strength to do that.#the frustration of being loved but society denying you the possibility of being together... ill clown on Miwa (its very easy) but i feel bad #for her #gaud i need to sleep hai pa

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sunforgrace · 7 months

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you guys please understand they were going to say “CASTIEL’S PERSONAL HEAVEN” and paper the walls like a teen girls room with pictures of dean pictures of dean’s face PLASTERED onto the bodies of beefcakes all while cheek to cheek blares out. as brought to you by fucking metatron

#cutting an I love you because your actor who’s been kinning this guy for years thinks is out of character:#cutting part of me always believed you’d come back because same actor thinks that’s too gay:#cutting castiel’s personal half naked dean winchester heaven because tptb go hey maybe this is too gay and homophobic. as a bit:#I understand why we’re picking handprint. but I will put forth the argument that this is the bait rounds and that overall #the handprint is less bait and more so the weird boy besties behavior #listen you know I LOVE the handprint. but in terms of genuine great american queerbait #and I mean they put the handprint back on during the love confession at this point that one’s just textual we’re talkin BAIT #closest to bait here I’d argue is the fact they had anna palm it while having sex with dean #like actively pausing the sex scene to just show anna gripping it and dean reacting #but again that’s more. weird. than bait I’d say. Simply because that transcends bait into what the fuck are you guys doing #but at this point cas was hot off the scene by season 9 they KNEW what they were doing and they were DOING it maliciously in a POST YOURE #NOT CRAZY TWEET WORLD

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wienners · 20 days

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feast for a king is awesome the start of it feels like I am being ushered into a theater by kosmic who sits us down and goes "hello everyone! come into the theatre! take a seat! welcome to my web comic!!! ok so heres a character introduction :) they are not the main character :) and heres my different alien species and how they work! some are worms and some are bombs :)) arent they cute and cool and silly!! ok heres a 400 page long sex scene where a girl gets fucked through a stab wound in her chest while giving a genderless worm alien a tit job, then the worm alien (who uses all pronouns, is called a queen, and has a massive cock) has to perform surgery on her while her dick is still in her chest because if she pulls out the girl will die. the whole time she's still so horny she's trying to bounce on her dick while her stab wounds getting operated on. then they keep on fucking. ..............ok are the normies gone? all of them? ok awesome. now let's do a flashback scene! Get ready for a lot of those :)

#ffak #feast for a king #kosmic #speakeasies #sorry a friend of mine is reading it for the first time #so it's like I get to re-experience how cool it is #the comic ever fr #honestly it's the same effect as the dog from fma #like haha heres our concept BOOM. CRAZY SHIT IN THE BEGGINING #ok are the normies gone #obvs the dog chimera not the same as an insane long sex scene i just mean in terms of shock #anyway #ffak heads rise up

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precious-little-bhaalbabe · 6 months

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Lae’zels love language would be acts of service but the only act of service she knows how to perform is murder

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #lae'zel #bg3 lae'zel #she got that githyanki tism #also yeah she loves sex but like #i think to her #sex and romance are entirely separate #sex is a recreational activity #to be partaken with an individual of sufficient trust and ability #but like when you actually start ROMANCING her #sure the sex is still great but that’s just like #an entirely separate aspect of your relationship #to her #please note I haven’t actually finished romancing Lae’zel #or playing baldurs gate #i keep playing act 1 over and over #but I love her #i also saw a romance scene compilation #and source of my bruises/source of my joy obliterates me it’s so good I love it I love her #babblestar #but yeah I think Lae’zel would kill people for you as the highest of affections #like not kill to protect you that’s nothing that’s sensible #but to go out of her way and spend time and energy to kill someone for purely YOUR benefit #not her own or the githyanki people

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bewilderedbuck · 1 year

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anyways. i hope byler makes out until they cant breathe n have to pull away gasping for air in s5

#byler #enough with portraying queer couples as chaste n innocent #like yes ok i do want them to have like. at least one slow sweet kiss too but like #if they arent grasping at each others clothes to pull them closer together desperate just to kiss and hold and touch like they've never-#- been able to before then whats the fucking point.#this isnt to say i want a sex scene or anything. honestly i dont care either way if we get one. but i want them to make out sloppy #like sorry you're telling me theyve been pining over each other for years and they're jsut gonna settle for soft gentle pecks???#nah. i dont buy it lmao

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floorpancakes · 1 month

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#chapter 197 #this is just one of those scenes that rotates in my brain constantly #blowing smoke is like a known invitation for sex too so its like BROOO USE YOUR WORDS ITS NOT TOO LATE #xxxholic #its so funny cause watanuki is soooooo #like theyre both being consumed w gay thoughts here #but #USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS WATANUKI. GOD #hes the type of person that thinks if he gives sad noncommittally seductive eye contact he wont have to talk about his feelings #the way he looks like hes mad doumeki didnt get the hint is hilarious given that this is usually doumekis problem #i think he gets it honey hes just burned out and thinks shit will never happen #and if you keep dawdling in your depression this way he never will!!!

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mayxo-hxh · 1 month

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Im about to get controversial.

Out of chrollo, illumi and hisoka, hisoka is canonically the least likely to flirt to get anything he wants, if at all.

A lot of people think he's a natural flirt but I fear I couldn't have disagreed more. He only "flirted" a single time and that was solely to piss off machi, knowing she'd never agree. Hot take? He would've never asked if he knew she'd agree.

Also, bro's the biggest humanphobe in the anime. He keeps his distance from everyone. The only human physical contact he ever made was through fighting people. (If you're a person thats interested in seeing more evidence, I have an entire long thread about it on twitter that I do plan on posting here soon)

so u cannot give me 1 reason for hisoka to flirt with someone at a random bar but chrollo and illumi? i can think of a few.

chrollo, he already canonically flirts to get what he wants. straight up goes on dates gets a suit and shit. he has no reputation among the general public that hes concerned of that isnt the spider. Illumi? He's a manipulator. I HIGHLY doubt he never flirted to get something in his life from people who are too easy to win over. He's someone that wouldn't care what people think of him. He's also anonymous. People have no idea who tf he is anyways. If it affected the zoldyck reputation? Thats a different story.

Hisoka? he would fucking NEVER. Him specifically? HE HAS A REPUTATION. And whats that reputation? That hes an absolute disgusting freak that no one should dare to approach. He kills people. He fights live and makes sure the audience is always disgusted and weirded out by his actions and performances. You look at him and you should immediately look away and pray he hasn't seen you.

So riddle me this. If his entire shtick is making sure everyones afraid of him and avoids him, then why the hell would he get himself a reputation that makes him approachable????

Why would he get himself a reputation that makes you, as a person who only ever heard of him picking people up, want to approach him.

On top of that, I just.. don't see him picking random people up..??? random weaklings that dont even know nen????? he literally treats them like trash that inconveniences his time. You're saying he'd EVER give them the privilege of sleeping with him???

And then you'd say, oh so he'd sleep with strong people! HERES THE THING. Why would he sleep with them..... when he can fight them. Him getting off from fighting comes NOWHERE to actual sex. What people don't understand is that he gets off to killing people and seeing them crumble in front of him when they realize theyre going to die. Torturing people to death. What's... that got to do with like. yknow. actual sex bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this turned into a huge rant probably but do you know how genuinely depressing it is seeing a unique character like hisoka that gains lust through FIGHTING and KILLING reduced to. sex addict in fics. Like. be so fucking serious right now. He called himself a FIGHT ADDICT in the manga. Can I see more of him actually spending his time killing and fighting people instead of whatever the hell bros doing with a random npc.

Anyways this is also why I hc him as asexual/demisexual NEXTTTT

#When a fic is so good but they make a hisoka a sex god instead of a murderer. like dear god. Ya Allah. Mercy on me.#can i please get more fics where he absolutely fucking murders people in deranged ways like god (Togashi) intended instead of....#(checks notes) .....sex???#sorry to me this is 1 fanon characterization that i just gag from i cannot physically stomach that shit anymore.#also the way he never touched a single human and is not a touchy person yet the musical made disgustingly touchy with everyone including go #i saw red when i saw that one scene.#thats not fucking hisoka morow thats hekosa pedoro #if togashi wanted him to sleep around he would've so simply and easily made him mention that. Like even leorio said he jacks off.#yet togashi didnt. because HE DOESNT.#HISOKA GET BEHIND ME #anyways asexual hisoka morow canon goodnight everyone #also trans hisoka can we get a little more content of that i know its completely unrelated but pls im starving #i would put the “ill do it myself meme” WHICH I DO I HAVE A DEMI HISOILLU FIC but im so slow at writing fics sobs and throws up #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #chrollo #chrollo lucilfer #hxh #hunter x hunter #my post #my analysis

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archangeldyke-all · 6 months

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Okokokokok last one I promise

Soft sex with Vika?

It's so hard to come by it these days :(

yessssss (bottom sevika ended up making an appearance in this one... which i'm not mad about at all.)

tysm for the request!!!! i hope you like it :)

men and minors dni

soft sex with sevika is heaven.

when you first get together, she shyly admits to you that she's never really felt this way about someone before. she's had plenty of hookups, but you weren't a hookup. she wanted to treat you right, to make love to you. the only problem was... she didn't really know how.

so you give her a demonstration. you get her sprawled out in bed and make her promise to keep her hands to herself. you straddle her hips, slowly kissing her until she's whimpering and cursing underneath you.

"fuckin' hurry up." she whines. you laugh.

"you're supposed to be relaxing." you scold. she huffs. "just lay back and let me show you how much i love you." you whisper against her lips. she melts, nodding up at you and biting her lip. you press a final chaste kiss to her lips, before you pull away to begin undressing her.

you start with her hair, gently pulling her hair tie out and keeping it safe on your wrist. you start scratching her scalp, smiling as she hums beneath you, her eyes never leaving yours. you trace your finger over her face, down her nose, tracing her scars.

"so pretty." you mumble as you watch the blue scars shimmer and shine beneath your touch. she scoffs and you flick her forehead. "i'm serious. you're fuckin' beautiful sev." you whisper. her eyes get shiny and wide and she gulps. you kiss her forehead where you flicked her, then continue your undressing.

you pop the buttons holding her choker in place, throwing it over your shoulder and descending to press kisses into her neck. she's sensitive on her neck, her breathing starts getting shaky as you kiss down the scars on her neck, breathing in her scent.

one of your hands reaches down to palm at her breast, the other unbuttoning her shirt slowly. "finally." she huffs out. you chuckle against her neck, pushing her shirt off her shoulders. she sits up and violently tosses it aside before flopping back down on the bed and gesturing to her body. "alright, get back to it." she demands. you laugh.

"you're horrible at this." you muse as you begin unwinding the wraps over her tits. she grins up at you. "you're supposed to be letting me take my time. thought you wanted to make love to me." you pout.

"i do." she says softly. "i also really wanna fuck you." she adds on. you chuckle, rolling your eyes.

"maybe next time." you say with a wink. she smiles. with a final tug, you remove the last of the wrap around her breasts, biting your lip as her breasts are revealed to you. you take a minute to simply admire her, running your hands up and down her sides, soaking in the sight of her. you lean down to continue your path of kisses down the scars that line the left side of her body. a kiss on her collarbone, one at the joint of flesh and copper on her shoulder, one over her heart. you shift lower down her body, kissing her left breast, massaging her right with your hand.

you kiss and suck at her nipple for a moment, watching as her hands curl into the covers beneath her before you pull away with a pop. you trail kisses down her sternum and ribs, scratching her abs lightly to make her shiver. by the time you make it to her waist band, she's squirming beneath you, tiny needy grunts escaping her lips. "can i take your pan--"

"yes." she cuts in. you laugh, popping her button and slowly unzipping her zipper.

"you okay?" you ask as you start tugging her pants down over her hips. sevika nods furiously.

"just--" she huffs as she kicks her pants off, flinging them across the room, "just want you." she says as she settles back on the bed. you melt, leaning down to kiss her again.

"soon, baby." you whisper against her lips. "you're doin' so good for me." you say. she shivers. you readjust, crawling down her body and between her legs, breathing in the scent of her arousal through her boxers and moaning. "smell so fuckin' good, honey." you say.

"can you..." she huffs when you snap the elastic of her boxers against her hip. "can you please just..." she trails off, bringing an arm up to cover her blushing face. "baby, i need you." she whines. you grin.

"gimmie your right hand." you say. she does. you unbutton the wrist cuff on her arm. she groans.

"just take my boxers off already!" you giggle, pushing one of her legs up to peel a sock off, then setting it back down, repeating the process with the other. you lick your lips when you catch a glimpse of the wet splotch growing between her thighs. finally, you hook your fingers under her waistband.

"anything for you baby." you say as you push her boxers down. she's finally naked, and you take a few seconds to simply admire her. sevika's dark blush travels down her chest, a combination of love and arousal. you smile. "i fuckin love you." you whisper in awe. she chokes beneath you, clenching her thighs and biting her lip to hold in a whine.

"l-love you too." she stutters. you gently push her thighs open, gasping when she's revealed to you.

"shit, you're really dyin' for it, huh?" you tease. she grunts.

"never been teased this much." she says petulantly. you laugh.

"it's not teasing, baby, it's foreplay. teasing would be if i got up and left right now." her eyes widen in panic. you laugh. "i'm not goin' anywhere." you promise her, scratching her thighs. she relaxes a bit. you bend down to press a kiss on her thigh, her soft pubes tickling your nose as you nuzzle higher and higher up her thigh. you stop just before her pussy, and repeat the process on her opposite thigh.

"feels a lot like teasing right now." she groans. you laugh, then lean forward to press a soft kiss to her clit. she jolts. you kiss her again, laughing when her abs twitch above you. "b-baby."

okay, now you really are teasing her. with one hand you reach up to grab her mechanical hand, guiding it to your scalp. she threads her fingers in your hair, but doesn't push your head. despite all her complaining, she really is trying her best to be gentle with you. to make love.

you duck down and breathe her scent in, feel her fingers tighten in your hair. "love you." you say before shoving your face between her thighs, licking up her arousal before sucking her clit into your mouth.

"shit!" she gasps. you giggle against her, laughing as her thigh twitches from the vibrations. as you begin tracing circles around her clit with your tongue, snaking your hand up to grab her flesh hand, intertwining your fingers. she whimpers. "you-- honey-- i-- fuck!"

sevika really hadn't experienced this much foreplay before. she'd never had sex with someone she had feelings for either. she didn't know she could be this turned on, this sensitive. she's a little embarrassed at the whines and gasps she's letting slide past her lips, but she's too horny to really care. plus, you're grunting against her cunt each time she flinches like you're just as turned on as she is. (you are.)

she's soaking your chin and lips, grinding her hips in little circles against your face. despite her desperation, she never takes control, never pushes you against her, just tugs on your hair and squeezes your hand and writhes beneath you.

"'m close." she chokes out suddenly. you gasp, trailing your hand up her thigh, circling her dripping hole with your index finger. "fuck!" she shouts at the feeling. "yes, please, put it in me." she groans. you do. you try to ease it in slowly, one knuckle at a time, but sevika's pussy is so wet and desperate that it sinks in to the hilt in one push. you both groan. "another." she demands. you give her a few thrusts to stretch her out before adding a second finger, but it's completely unnecessary. she's already dripping down your forearm.

with the addition of your second finger, sevika goes silent. her fingernails dig into the skin of your hand, her thighs clench and shiver around your ears. "i'm--" she gasps. you moan, nodding against her, nudging your nose against her clit, pushing your fingers up to massage her g spot. her hips grind against your nose.

"come for me, sev." you whisper against her.

she does, shaking, soaking your hand and mouth, completely silent except for the whistling sound of her sharply inhaling through the gap in her teeth. you chuckle against her, lapping up her cum until her body completely relaxes into the bed, and she lets out a groan.

you stay buried in her cunt until she tugs you up by the hair for a kiss. she shoves her tongue past your lips, chasing the taste of herself, before tugging you back so she can catch her breath. you gaze down at her lovingly, her half lidded eyes sparkling, her skin glowing. she smirks up at you. "i think you might be onto something with that foreplay stuff." she grunts. you giggle. "never cum like that before." she says.

"my pleasure." you say, grinning. she laughs, then flips you over, pinning you beneath her.

"mmm. now lemme show you what i learned." she says with a cheeky smile. you grin up at her.

"go for it, hot stuff."

needless to say, soft sex becomes one of sevika's favorite ways to have you after that night.

#this one was so fun #i was gonna do just bullet points of what she's like during soft sex #but then this scene happened in my head #and i couldn't help myself #sevika #sevika arcane #sevika imagine #sevika x reader #sevika x you #sevika smut #soft sevika #bottom sevika

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