#and then i went off the deep end

[munsuneddie]

a night with eddie

summary: pure smut. reader is hesitant to have sex with eddie bc she hasn’t shaved in a while. and of course, eddie is a complete gentleman about it *wink*

warnings: p in v sex unprotected (don’t do that!), overstimulation, squirting, brief cockwarming, kinda fluffy, 18+ MINORS DNI

word count: 1.7k

pairings: eddie munson x reader. y/n not used

you’re at eddie’s trailer, the two of you barely watching a random movie on the tv on a friday night. your head is in his lap as you lay on your side and eddie’s sitting up straight, his hand absentmindedly running through your hair. you giggle softly when his fingers ghost over the nape of your neck, squealing when it sends a tickling sensation down your spine.

“eddie, stop! ‘m ticklish there,” you pout, turning your head to meet his adoring gaze. his plushy pink lips tug at the corners into a playful smile that you mirror with your own. “not funny.”

“then why’re you laughin, baby?” he mocks your noises as he softly brushes his fingers against your neck again, trailing down the dip of your waist.

you let out uncontrollably loud laughs as you feel his warm fingers graze your exposed skin. “stop! i can’t take it anymore,” you manage in between giggles and eddie echoes your laughter as he stops his torment.

“okay, okay. ‘m done, promise.” he leans down and kisses your lips deeply, the hand that stayed resting on your rib cage starting to slowly drift down to your thighs.

you moan into his mouth when his hand snakes under the waistband of your sweatpants, your palms forcing his lips from yours in protest. “i- i haven’t shaved, eds. ‘s gross.” you mumble, feeling a huff of breath leaving his nose.

“gross? it’s just hair, baby. doesn’t bother me one bit,” eddie’s hand continues its way down your pants, making a point to slide his palm both ways against your clothed cunt. you grimace in embarrassment, hands flying up to cover your blushing cheeks. he’s not having it; bringing his free hand to pull both of yours away from your face, leaning down once more to seal your lips together in a hot kiss. “please don’t ever hide yourself from me, baby. i love you in every way, shape, or form that i can get you in.” he murmurs sweetly against your lips, leaving delicate kisses across your cheeks in between his words.

you wiggle your wrists free from eddie’s grip, planting them firmly on either side of his jaw to pull him back into you. he moans and grips the back of your knee, pulling it toward him to urge you up to his level. you obey his silent command, instantly tossing your legs off the couch before you’re wrapping them around eddie’s sitting figure. he quickly reattaches his soft mouth to yours, hands gripping at the soft, exposed flesh of your hips as he urges your sweatpants down. you moan as one of his cold rings glides gently across the top of your panties when he manages to fully expose them, your sweatpants bunched up under your ass.

“eddie,” you breathe when he pulls away for air, his teeth tracing your bottom lip as he did so.

“yes, baby?” he hums as his index finger slips past the barrier of your panties, calloused skin rough against your folds even when he’s trying to be sweet and gentle. you moan loudly, throwing your head back and eddie grins to himself. he prods his finger at your entrance, rubbing small circles around it as you let out noises of frustration.

“please - oh shit - fuck me, eddie.” you whine and thrust your hips against his hand, cunt dripping with anticipation. “please, eddie. need you.” he curses under his breath as you roll your hips forward again, his index finger slipping in with ease through your arousal.

he lets out a soft groan, pressing wet kisses along your neck as you lazily fucked yourself onto his hand. “christ, always so fuckin wet for me, sweetheart,” eddie bites his lip as he plunges a second finger into you, your gummy walls clenching his digits deliciously. he’s quick to match your thrusts as he flicks his wrist, whiny gasps leaving your mouth in time with each plunge. “how do you need me, baby? are my fingers enough?” he whispers with a tinge of cockiness in his voice, knowing what your answer was gonna be.

“n-no, not enough. need your cock, eddie. please,” you’re cut off mid sentence when his fingers curl deep inside of you, reaching your sweet spongey spot. “need you inside me so bad.” your head falls onto his shoulder as pleasure runs through you, your breath quickening with each snap of his wrist.

a wry laugh escapes eddie at your pleading words and abruptly removes his fingers from your dripping cunt, earning a surprised gasp from you. he quickly raises his fingers to his lips not far from yours and slips them into his mouth, sucking your wetness loudly as you watch with hooded eyes.

“it’s never enough, hmm? always gonna need my big fat cock to satisfy this pathetic little cunt, is that it?” his tone is low and sultry as his wet fingers gently press into your hips to urge you upward, allowing him to tug down his sweats and boxers enough to spring his cock free. drool nearly drips down your chin when your eyes meet his leaking head, the tip achingly pink and puffy.

without meeting eddie’s eyes, you nod with a hum in agreement, eyeing his cock in excitement. he chuckles as you’re clearly already fucked out just from the thought of him being inside of you. with a sudden urgency, you slam your hips back down into him, your clothed cunt grinding against his bare cock. he lets out a guttural groan, throwing his head back as he tensely grips your waist. “fuck. so needy, princess.” he mutters, hand quickly pushing your panties to the side as the other pumps the base of his throbbing cock.

“need you,” you whine, rolling your hips again, causing the head of his cock to slide between your folds. shivers tingle down eddie’s spine at the feeling of your unshaven cunt against his tip, an incredulous laugh leaving his lips.

“shit - hold still, baby. gonna make me cum before i even get inside.” his firm tone matches the grip his fingers have on your hips as he slowly sinks his cock into your aching hole.

“fffuck.” you stutter out curses that echo throughout the small living room of eddie’s trailer, feeling his thick cock split you wide open. he bottoms out with a long groan and his balls are heavy against your ass as he relishes in the feeling of your wet walls twitching around him.

“mmm. pretty little pussy taking me so well,” he moans to nobody in particular and his eyes roll back when he feels your walls clench in response to his words.

before you can beg for him to fucking move already, eddie’s lifting your hips to hover above his tip before he drops you back down hard against him. you scream out in pleasure as you feel his cock nudging your sweet spot and instead of staying buried deep inside you, he starts fucking you at a relentless pace. his hips start rutting up into yours to meet you halfway, his cock stuffing you to the brim each time. you slam your lips into his, the kiss all teeth and tongue as your bodies bounce into each other.

“you f-feel so fucking good, eddie. fuck fuck,” your words are breathless and quick as you feel your orgasm approaching already. he feels it too, the way your walls painfully tighten around his throbbing cock and it sends him reeling.

“shit - yeah? you like being fucked like this, princess? i can feel the way you - christ - choke my cock. god, i’mmmm - gonna cum soon, baby.” eddie’s thrusts falter as his moans send you over the edge, your orgasm taking over your body with loud screams of his name. “oh fuuuuck yes, baby. just like that, just. like. that,” his head falls back against the couch as he lets out a beautifully broken moan, hips stilling with his cock buried deep inside your fluttering cunt. your walls clench once more around him as hot ropes of cum spill inside of you and he raises his head to bite at your shoulder.

he rolls your hips lazily against his as the two of you come down from your highs. your cunt leaks a mixture of your arousals with a sinful sound as eddie’s cock slowly thrusts in and out, making sure he’s milked every last drop of cum from you. you whine softly when your clit rubs against his pelvic bone, the friction causing you to feel overstimulated.

“eddie,” you warn under your breath, groaning at the way his cock pulses against your sensitive walls. your noises instantly go to his dick and you feel him harden inside your cunt. “eddie, please.” your hands lace behind his head, pulling his face into your chest in attempt to bring him closer. his chuckle quickly turns into a groan as you grind against him, pushing his cock impossibly deeper.

“got another one for me, princess?” he teases, gripping your hips to keep you in place. “c’mon, baby. wanna see you squirt.” his fingers fly to your clit, rubbing harsh circles into your bundle of nerves as he pounds into you without leaving your cunt.

your second orgasm comes without warning, broken cries of eddie’s name tearing from your throat as stars fill your vision. you faintly hear the strained grunt that drips hotly off his tongue, your name repeated like a prayer between oh god’s and jesus christ’s as he watches your cum soak his thighs. the sight of you squirting around his cock stuffed deep inside your cunt has eddie cumming hard inside you for the second time. stopping all movements so the two of you can catch your breath, he slowly starts to pull his aching cock out of your spent hole before you grip his shoulders to stop him.

“wanna keep you inside a while longer. please,” you breathe heavily against eddie’s neck and he wraps his arms around your back to keep you steady.

“no complaints here, baby,” he hums, pressing a soft kiss against your neck that causes you to accidentally grind against him. eddie let’s out low growl, hugging you tighter to stop the friction. “shit, just don’t do that unless you wanna be fucked again.” you giggle softly at his moan, careful not to move against him.

it feels like you and eddie stay like that for hours, but you think you’d pay actual money to be like this with him for the rest of your life.

#i leave u with this goodnight #i was rly only gonna write like one paragraph abt this concept #and then i went off the deep end #anywayssssss #lowkey self projecting it’s ok #eddie munson #stranger things #joseph quinn #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson one shot #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson x you #shut the hell up kate #joseph quinn smut

[chai-ky]

One of these days, someone is finally going to create a faithful screen adaptation of Dracula. The found family will be prioritized. Dracula will be horrifying, not just alluring. There will be nods to the queer undertones and gender role fuckery of the book. All three suitors will be present and accounted for in all their bumbling, gun-totin', well-meaning glory. Mina Harker will be just as brilliant and sweet and badass as her book counterpart. Jonathan Harker will not be shoved to the side but recognized as the determined, devoted, strong character that he is. Lucy Westernra will not be reduced to a slut who got what she deserved and her loss will be profoundly felt in the narrative. There will one day be a screen adaptation of Dracula that recognizes that this story was never about him. Dracula is the name on the cover but it was never about him. It was about the kind, cunning, and brave group of friends who, when faced with unspeakable horror, came together and defeated it.

There will one day be a screen adaptation where Quincey Morris gets to kill Dracula.

#went a little off the deep end here #anyway. manifest this with me because i want it so bad #Dracula #Dracula Daily #re Dracula

[treasuringizu]

tags: kind of pervert izuku? reader is a virgin. izuku has dirty thoughts abt reader, thinks about doing all sorts of things to you. thinks about having sex with you, cumming inside of you, tasting you. doesn’t actually do any of that stuff to reader. lmk if i missed anything! not edited. nsfw!!! 18+

i think izuku would be very obsessed with taking your virginity.

like,, you guys are hovering in the space between close friends and lovers, the line a little too fuzzy at times. all he knows is that, he really really loves you, and that he wants more, and he wants you to want it too.

he’s already beyond crazy about you, and when izuku finds out that you’re a virgin, well, he goes a little insane.

he thinks, that he wants to be your first. he needs to be your first. he needs to be the first one to hold you in his hands — in his scarred arms. the first to touch and feel every single inch of your body, to memorize every single dip and crevice. first to run his mouth all over you, to taste what your skin feels like with his tongue and savor it for as long as he can.

izuku needs to be the first to feel you under the weight of his body, to feel how soft and pliant he knows you would be for him. needs to be the first to watch you come undone for him — under him — needs to see what you look like when you’re too fucked out of it to form any coherent sentences, to make any sense because you’re too drunk on the pleasure. first to whisper inside your ear that it’s alright, he’ll take care of you. he’ll make sure you’re okay, that you feel good.

he needs to be the first to know the face you make when you cum for him, the sounds that will fall out from your beautiful lips. needs to be the first to know what you feel like squeezing around his fingers, sucking his cock in. the first to cum inside of you, to paint your insides with him, mark you all for himself. he needs to be the first to make you fall apart all over his cock, the first to give you all the pleasure and more that he knows you deserve.

izuku knows, that he needs to be your first, and he knows damn well that he needs to be your last.

#kind of went off the deep end as i wrote #i’ll get to my drabbles i swear #just swamped w school #izuku x reader #izuku smut #deku x reader #deku smut #mha x reader #mha smut #bnha x reader #bnha smut #midoriya x reader #midoriya smut #izuku midoriya x reader #izuku midoriya smut

[smooth-boob]

Every phanfic that gives Erik a regular degular job is automatically funny. You mean to tell me the phantom of the opera taught your music theory class? The angel of music wrote your grant proposal? Designed your corporate website? Baked your kid’s birthday cake? Outstanding, incredible, a standing ovation and an annual bonus for this man from the sewers.

#the music theory professor and grant writer are mine though I’m not alone in those either #ofc he was an architect in canon before he went off the deep end but I still lol #phantom of the opera #poto #erik the phantom

[mister-eames]

this is probably discussed before and it’s right there in your header, why are eames and arthur dressed as each other in the first level of the dream?

I'm going to be on my BS here and you're probably going to slowly back away and say ash, wtf, take off the tin-foil hat but BUT, heres my take:

So, I think they take inspiration from each other: but on seperate levels. On the first, Arthur dresses like Cobb, they almost look like siblings in the way their mum made them wear the same outfit. This is out of necessity, Arthur needs to be a blunt instrument in this level, a thug, he doesn't need to appear or be refined in any way.

BUT Eames is dressed like Arthur even when he's being Peter Browning. We only see Peter Browning ever wear a plain white shirt. Take for instance below, Peter at work and Peter in the brief photo:

Even Fischers PROJECTION of Peter is wearing a plain white shirt:

HOWEVER when Eames forges Peter, Eames chooses to go with the exact same outfit that Arthur is wearing on the plane. Why? Either, like Arthur in leather, he thought he had to channel who he thought he needed to be - an assertive, powerful man (like Arthur) - or it really just was a Freudian slip and he simply had Arthur on the brain. I like to think its a combination of both - because I know Eames didn't shadow Peter for that long only to mess up the shirt - he was thinking about Arthur even if he didn't realise it. He had Arthur all over his mind. He went to sleep on that plane looking at Arthur and THEN he got told two minutes later hey, uh, this might be the last time you ever see each other bc limbo and THEN this outfit moment:

Now, bear with me - on the second level everyone is dressed in a very interesting manner - Cobb/Mr Charles is dressed like Fischer - Ariadne is dressed like Saito in his very first appearance - and Arthur is dressed like Arthur save for the paisley tie - very curious because a) its not an Arthur tie, and b) it matches what Eames is wearing even without having seen him first. Arthur now knows he needs to be extra resourceful on this level, he needs to be wily, he needs to be creative, knowing what he knows now about the very real threat and possibility of limbo and c) maybe he needs some mental reassurance/comfort in a veritable warzone - it's the most cohesive these two are dressed, which has always been a study in contrast, and its especially reflected in the merry chase/go to sleep moment. These two outfits are finally complementary:

TLDR; I think how they dress reflects: a) who they think they need to be (drawing inspiration in each other), and b) changes when the stakes get much higher i.e. subconscious filtering

#inception #arthur x eames #i went a little off the deep end on this one #le shrug #also how cute is arthur with his dimples he's adorable

[imperatorrrrr]

Nico Hischier at the IHVW Development Camp Meet and Greet

(there’s also a video)

#Nico Hischier #New Jersey Devils #I’m sorry for all the cropping I just wanted to leave the children out #also the last picture reminds of this Nico and Nolan fic about how when Nico concentrates on something his tongue is sticking out #there was a bit in the fic where Bratters would send Nolan pics of Nico whenever Nico would be sticking his tongue out of the side of #his mouth cause he was concentrating too hard #I love that fic by the way the one where Nolan discovers make up as a coping mechanism for all of his shit #and Nico is just the perfect boyfriend #anyway wow these tags went off the deep end #here’s more Nico content for tbe masses!

[chiffer178]

Evangelion spoiler free review:

What.

#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #my friend told me to watch this show #what the fuck did i just watch #i mainly watched it as a meme #it started off as a neat little show with big robots #it so quickly just went off the deep end

[quinns-art-box]

rarepair week day 2: running away/death

i’ve drawn so much cute fluffy art of them (definitely more to come in the future) so i wanted to give them something more thematic and sad!! they make me go a little bananas ok…… the tragedy of it all…….

@dr-rarepair-week-blog

#danganronpa rarepair week 2023 #danganronpa #kaede akamatsu #kiibo #kiimatsu #drv3 spoilers #i've already rambled about them a lot so yall already know but i just love how their deaths are sorta like endcaps to the game #ik kaede didn't die first but her death sets it all in motion For Real which then starts breaking the fictional world apart #like shuichi becomes the protagonist & everything is different now and it all starts to fall apart yknow bit by bit #and it ends when kiibo blows himself up and takes the 4th wall with him #even if they barely interacted their roles are so intertwined... i think kaede had a lot of impact on kiibo’s mindset up until the end #just two protagonists who tried so so so hard and went off the deep end..... left it all to their bf smh #telling him 'do what i can't do bc i'm confined to my role end the killing game i believe in you' #also i found out one of their ship names is CHIPTUNE which is the cutest thing EVER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD #disclaimer may be a ship name that only one of my acquaintances uses BUT I LOVE IT

[supjello]

"Your son?" "My apprentice, but I think of him like a son."

#pentiment #andreas maler #casper ziegler #my art #it took me about two seconds to go full 'if anything happens to my beloved casper i'm killing everyone in this town and then myself' #'and then no one will be around to solve this murder mystery because we'll ALL be dead' #(some spoilers to at least where im at in the game>) #my andreas loved his son but found no love with his wife #(though he wanted to. he really wanted to.) #drifting off alone and finding this kind of 'what if' when he took casper on and began travelling #and it wasn't fair to anyone involved. not his wife who had to face loss alone #not andreas who was trying to cover up the hole august left with another family's son #not casper (though he wouldn't know this- since he didn't realize the extent andreas really cared about him like a father) #but most things went unspoken and most consequences unseen #so there was just this deep undercurrent of silent fatherly love and worry beneath every interaction #between the two #and it KILLS me even though i know 99% of this was me reading between the lines they let me choose #i wonder if my andreas kind of secretly wished casper's family didn't make it through the turmoil #it's a fucked up thought and i think he'd feel extremely guilty if he ever caught himself thinking it #but there's got to be some extreme dread there about the idea of the apprenticeship ending and this boy he considers a son cutting ties #and really having to face going back to his wife who he (rightfully) feels guilty about leaving. #even if she never loved him #and even if only pain was there to return to #ANYWAY #I FEEL TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT ANDREAS MALER #edit: guess who just completed the game. guess who’s own art is now making herself SAD

[gurugirl]

harry cheats on his gf with you and maybe not necessarily a breeding kink but cream pie kink ?? like, “i’m gonna stuff you so full of my cum”. veryyyy rough and degrading like he’s just using you to get off. “cumdump” etc..maybe he’s quite a bit older than u as well. face slapping, spit kink, as dirty as possible…you get me LOL

oh. my. god. M'kay... here we go.

Warning: SEE ASK ABOVE - if you don't like your smut rough, please don't read, babes!! Not proofread. 1.6k words

Harry had seen you a number of times at the café he frequented where he liked to go to get his coffee almost every morning. You were just the cutest thing, always blushing and giggling when he'd compliment you.

And you'd not soon forget the man either. He was older than you by a bit, you could tell. But he was gorgeous and tall, with dark curls and always dressed so sharp, like he was rich. You also knew he had a girlfriend, who he'd brought in once or twice.

Which is why when he asked you what you were doing after work you didn't quite connect the dots. Why would he want to know what you were up to?

It was nearly closing time when Harry popped into the café after work with plans to find out if you would be into more than just serving him a hot coffee. You shrugged and told him you had no plans so he told you he'd wait outside for you to finish up.

You were nervous, you could admit, not knowing exactly what was to come but you certainly wouldn't be saying no to Harry Styles. Even if it meant doing something you might regret.

Harry guided you to his vehicle in silence and then drove off into the night with you in the passenger side. You couldn't speak you were feeling so out of sorts and excited. You were afraid that if you spoke you'd say something really dumb. You tended to make a fool of yourself in front of hot men.

When Harry pulled up to a large home with tall gates and a long driveway you looked all around with wide eyes and confusion. Was this his house?

Harry smirked to himself in response to your timid demeanor. You were exactly what he was looking for. A cute little submissive bimbo he could smack around a little and who wouldn't say no to him. Plus he'd been dying to see you naked.

You followed him into his house in silence and Harry finally spoke as he closed the door behind himself, "See those stairs? Head up and go all the way to the end of the hall and into that bedroom. I'll be right there."

You did as he said, making your way to the massive bedroom with the largest bed you'd ever seen. Meanwhile, Harry was calling his girlfriend to confirm what time she planned on being home. He still had 45 minutes. Just enough time.

When he got into the bedroom you were standing in the middle of the room, blushing and feeling hot. You knew something was about to happen and you were excited. Harry looked especially sexy today. There was something about the way he looked at you that told you he was about to eat you alive.

"Get rid of your clothes for me." He spoke and so you did without question. You were feeling a bit shaky and Harry could see your excitement from where he stood in the room. You took your last item of clothing off and looked to him for further instructions.

Harry let his eyes take you in. Your breasts and tummy, your cunt and thighs... He began taking his own clothes off and casually made his way near you and pointed at the bed.

"Go on. Get on the bed so I can fuck you." He spoke lowly and he was already thickening up in his pants. You were delectable and he was going to ruin you.

You quickly climbed on the bed and waited for him as Harry removed his briefs and stalked toward you. He put a knee onto the bed and grasped your neck, "You're being very obedient. Let's see if you can keep it up, hmm? Open your mouth."

You immediately parted your lips and Harry brushed his own against yours before spitting a glob of saliva onto you tongue, "Swallow."

So you did. Harry smiled and then looked down over your body and pressed a palm to your chest, causing you to lie back.

"Kind of a desperate slut for me aren't you? Doing just as I say without asking or complaining." He brushed his fingers over your cunt and you were already wet for him, he chuckled.

"Just as I thought, dripping for a man she knows she can't have. You know that right?" He raised his brows at you in question.

You nodded and licked you lips, "Yes. I know. You have a girlfriend."

Harry smiled and plunged two fingers inside of you, dragging the pads of his fingers over you g-spot, "I do. And she's on her way back now as I speak so I'm gonna have to be kind of quick here. But you don't mind. You're my little whore that I can do with what I please. So I'm gonna tear you in half and then dump my come inside of your fuck hole cause I need to get off and I've been imagining what you'd feel like for months now."

You nodded and gasped at the feel of Harry's fingers inside of you, his knuckles growing wetter and wetter with each stroke.

Finally Harry pulled his fingers out and stroked himself a few times. You leaned up on your elbows when Harry looked at you and squinted. He pushed you down flat on your back and slapped at your breasts, "Who said you could get up?" He leaned over you and then grabbed your jaw harshly, "Hmm?"

You shook your head with wide eyes and moaned at how rough he was being before you could spit out your apology, "S... sorry, sir."

Harry grinned widely and nodded, "There you go. All I need you to do is just lie there and be my little fuck toy. Okay?"

When Harry impaled you with his long and thick cock you yelped at the sudden intrusion. He was big and his dick reached deep into your tummy and it hurt, despite how wet you were for him.

Harry laughed at your noises, "Am I too big for this little fuck hole?" His pace was relentless and the burn of the stretch was causing a deep ache in your core.

You squeezed your eyes closed for only a moment before you felt Harry's palm land over your face making your cheek sting in the wake of his hand. You popped your eyes open fast and Harry's brows were furrowed, lips parted as he continued thrusting harder and harder into you, knowing he had not much longer before he needed to get you out of his house.

"Asked you a question. Or are you just a dumb baby? Hmm?"

You whined and nodded, "Yeah... too big for me..." you gasped breaths in between words as you were getting spread apart by Harry's wide cock.

"S'too bad. I'm gonna keep fucking this hole til I'm done with it. And you're gonna take me baby. Yeah?"

You nodded and moaned. With the way Harry's hips were smacking into yours and how long his cock was inside of you, you knew you'd come, but you just needed to have something over your clit. You dared to reach down and touch yourself so you could orgasm with him.

Harry watched you drag your hand down and begin rubbing your own clit and cooed at you, "Aww, dumb baby is finally using that brain of hers and touching herself so she can come too. Good job. Maybe there's hope for you yet."

At that, Harry's pounding became almost too powerful. His bed was gently creaking and the sound of skin slapping and wet squelches rang out in the room.

You felt so good and warm and tight around Harry and he groaned as his orgasm approached.

"Fuck, fuck... Like getting stuffed full me of like this? Yeah? Gonna take all my come inside your come hole? That's all you are. Dumb little fuck toy with a pretty come hole all for me."

You whimpered and yelped at each deep thrust until you were finally coming around Harry's big cock, "Oh my god!! Yes!"

Harry felt you clenching around him and he pounded away into you as he heard something going on in the house. Shit, his girlfriend was here already.

He continued fucking into you as you came and he released inside of your cunt with a loud groan into the room, "Fuck!"

When Harry caught his breath he pulled himself out, his cock still shiny and creamy with your arousal and he leaned down to watch his come drip from your hole. You felt him swipe up your slit and moan and then he attached his mouth to your cunt and slurped. Then leaning over your face he grasped your jaw. You opened wide for him and he spit his come into your mouth just as the bedroom door opened and woman shrieked into the room.

You swallowed his come, "Mmmm..." and licked you lips and Harry smiled down at you.

"What the fuck, Harry?!!" His girlfriend stormed to the bed to see you dripping with his come, and Harry's cock still half hard, post orgasm.

"Oh yeah. Thought you said 45 minutes. Thought I had more time." He chuckled and kept his eyes on your fucked out face. You didn't have the wherewithal to worry about the other woman in the state you were in, completely relaxed and fucked into oblivion.

"Well! I'm getting my things and leaving you asshole!" She turned and her heels clacked along the wood floor as she rushed out of the bedroom.

Harry just laughed, "Guess I'll take you home now."

tags: @victoria-styles @michellekstyles @ssaama @angelqueen99 @sombrioinvernoemveneza @golden-hoax @reveriehs @a-strange-familiar @yousunshineyoutempter @the-gardener-31 @tenaciousperfectionunknown @immadeoutofspace

#harry styles smut #okay guys i kind of went off the deep end w this ask #oops #enjoy xoxo #ask

[flouftie]

The worst part about subscribing to the whole "Duck killed Stain" theory is acknowledging the most probable reason why Stain has organs is because Red guy put them there

#dhmis #Red really went 'i wanna 1:1 replica of my boyfriend' and did that shit #ep 2 is peak off-the-deep-end Red guy in hindsight

[cokalee]

The paradox of immortality 

#Xiao #xiao genshin impact #alatus #zhongli #zhongli genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #mihoyo #hoyoverse #finished works #cw: blood #cw: eyes #comic #there goes my art tag #*slams my fist on the table* I LOVE XIAO #I'm like 99% sure this is gonna get like 10 notes total oop #but it's fine i kinda went off the deep end HAHA #I don't even know if this comic makes sense? #I was trying to convey the horror of forgetting a loved one #and how the memory of happiness can hurt but you still don't want to forget it #but honestly the way i drew it may not have made any sense whatsoever oops

[moonsanoverthinker]

PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT VOICE CHANGES IN TMA I WANT THE WHOLE RANT

LETS GO! Expect semi-coherent thoughts and a lot of random side notes. Also I apologise in advance for how long this post is, but then again I was asked for the whole thing and I like to over analyse x

Also second apologies, I didn’t intend for this to essentially become a weird essay / notes hybrid that goes well off topic! x

(This is JonMartin focused because those little men have a permanent place in my head)

Edit: I added the more thingy because then it’s not one super long text post (1. So I don’t have to scroll through it every time and 2. I only just found out I could do that!)

SERIES 1-5 SPOILERS (sorry forgot to add this!)

Series 1 Jon was fairly consistent in how he’d say Martin, usually pronouncing the R and the T, the ‘professional/formal’ way (Gotta try and convince people you are in fact the head archivist) as well as the tone usually being a little harsher when he was making unprompted jabs at Martin. (Also side note, MAG 14 where he talks about Martin maybe getting chopped up, sounding far too happy about that prospect Jon). MAG 22 is where we actually get to hear Martin, after hearing nothing but slander from Jon. Obviously he’s making a statement for a traumatic event but there’s a clear difference in how they speak in terms of confidence with Jon and nervousness from Martin. (Also side note 2, I listened to mag22 again and I forgot how much Martin wanted to prove his experience was real to skeptic Jon, makes me a little sad) That edge is still there in Jon’s voice but it’s softened the tiniest amount at the end when he’s actually providing solutions to Martin (Hurt/Comfort described as work) Then we get to MAG 39 where they have a real conversation! There’s still that ‘professional’ tone from Jon but this is the first time he actually has some form of emotion that isn’t annoyance, instead it’s fear. Also the ghost conversation where it just feels like the roles have flipped, with Jon being the one who doesn’t understand and Martin making fun of him. (Side note 3 I still think one of the funniest moments in MAG 39 when Martin mentions he records poetry on the tapes because of the lofi charm and then there’s the solid few seconds of silence with only the fire alarm sound).

Series 2 is pretty much the same between the two of them, but occasionally we start to see a different side to Martin when he’s answering Jon back. Like the whole ‘accidentally stabbing yourself with the bread knife’ conversation, he answers him a little firmer (like you would to someone you care about deeply) and in MAG 56 when Martins confronted by a paranoid Jon he answers in a firmer way but it feels less like it’s out of care and more just out of trying to diffuse the situation. Series 3 is where things start to change a little, we get Martin clearly being pleased about people saying him and Jon were ‘close’ as well as Jon mentioning ‘office gossip’ where he sounds like he’s attempting to convince himself ‘it’s natural and normal’. (The denial was strong)

Series 4 is where the big changes come from the two of them, and to me it almost feels like a role switch between them. Jon becomes the one practically pining and Martin becomes the one to deny it. There’s Jon demanding to know what Elias did to Martin, the constant asking about him as well as Jon actively seeking Martin out several times. MAG 124 is the first conversation between the two of them in series 4, Jon sounds excited to talk but Martin just sounds flat (it gives series 1 vibes) and this same pattern of Jon’s tone changing while Martins stays flat is carried on throughout. Then we get to MAG 154 (let’s gouge our eyes out and run away!) But first Jon thanks Martin for the ‘intervention’ which has says in that sarcastic tone, Martin jumps to the defence and Jon apologises and that is when Martin almost goes back to sounding how he used to. Then we get to the big we can leave together moments, Jon’s frantically trying to convince Martin and there’s a genuine hope ‘I could derail everything. We could derail everything and then just leave!’ To which he is met with Martin shutting it down with the harsh reality of the situation. Then we get the Mahtin’s (I can hear it, I don’t know how else to write it) and relief from the two of them as they leave the lonely together (I’m not crying) and everything ends in the cabin, nothing bad happens and they just live in Scotland with the cows

We’ve made it to series 5 where things are a little bit fucked! So let’s start at the beginning, Jon just sounds defeated, the thing he’s being trying to stop is everyone’s issue and he feels it’s his fault. Martins trying to sound reassuring and hopeful that things can be changed. Also there’s the various points where they sound almost happy despite the situation, ‘Eye spy literally everything’ ‘You are my reason. Just wanted to make you say it!’ And there’s warmth to the two of them, an oddly refreshing happiness that only comes in those short moments before everything’s awful again. (Side note 4, maybe I’ve got it a little wrong but Martin sounds less nervous in his voice, follows the character development of adapting and becoming a stronger character from dealing with everything) ‘You have to promise me, that your going to do everything in your power to live’ There’s a firmness in Martins voice but it sounds more like he’s either trying to convince himself that Jon would do that or he’s trying to convince Jon to do it. MAG 194 starts with the argument as the reality of it all is finally recognised. Martins clearly hurt by Jon claiming ‘it’s the only option’ resulting in him sounding more frustrated and almost like a petulant child. ‘Breaking his promise.’ ‘That’s not fair’ Jon just snaps at the accusation, despite it being partially true. This argument is similar to MAG 154 (to me at least) because of the pleading and convincing from Jon and the disagreement and bordering mocking from Martin. Jon was in an impossible decision and was attempting to justify his own sacrifice but Martin was mostly focused on the two of them living. ‘Tough! The world doesn’t care what you accept. It just is.’ Is Jons final attempts in the argument, he knows there is limited options and limited survival rates, it’s like he’s accepted the end of it all, then Jon does the statement, proceeds to make a joke of the lack of arguments given by it and says ‘I’m going to go and apologise to my boyfriend’ and there’s the brief smile in his voice again. Jump ahead a little to MAG 199 where we get the somewhat calm before the storm. And there’s a weird calmness to the two of them when they talk but there’s a mix of defeat and acceptance from Jon because he was always going to try and sacrifice himself, and then there’s defeat and hope from Martin because he knew Jon would try but clings to the hope that maybe everything will be okay. Ah onto MAG 200 the one that proceeds to hurt us all, again there’s the acceptance from Jon but also fear and determination to ‘win’ over the fears no matter what it costs him. Martins a mix of betrayal, anger, sadness, fear because well the promise was broken and he was going to be alone again. But it’s the final moments, there’s fear but they still cling to hope that they will be together no matter what happens.

#holy fuck I went so far off the deep end for this #also apolgies if the grammar or spelling is fucked I didn’t proof read this at all! #tma shitpost #the Magnus archives #tma

[bardofvibes]

I just finished watching Hannibal for the first time and I’m having emotions (I’m not okay, help)

Will had such a chill life after everything that had happened to him. A nice life, a simple one, some might say. Then Hannibal came back into it, all went to shit... or did it?

Will could have chosen not to get involved with the FBI again. He could have chosen not to get in the car with Hannibal in the end. But he went with him. He chose him over the simplicity he might have had a chance to go back to in some way. But in truth, he didn't have much of a choice. He went with him because he needed to. Because he was too deep in the whole thing again. Because the Dragon was still free and alive. Because Hannibal would have gotten away and Will would not have had peace in his life either way. Because the side of him that needed Hannibal was awake again. Because they understood each other in a way that nobody did before they met.

"When life becomes maddeningly polite, think about me", Hannibal had said. He coaxed that part back out of Will that Will had tried to bury over the years. Will's whispered "it's beautiful" about the life he and Hannibal could have had. Seeing beauty in what he had tried to ignore but in some way still wanted. This was not about winning each other over anymore, or helping each other become a "better version" of themselves; each with their own perception of what better means. This was acceptance of the impossibility to cut each other out. There was acceptance and relief in their hug in the end, the way they clung to each other. There was Will's final acceptance of it all, of himself, in the fall. They fell for each other in whichever way that might have been. They fell with each other because it was the only way left to be together at this point.

#hannibal #hannibal s3 #hannibal s3e13 #hannigram #yes I knew about the ending before I saw it but I didn't realize it was Will who threw them off the cliff FUCK #this whole thing made me cry so hard #his voice on “it's beautiful” broke me #this show changed my brain chemistry idk what to do with myself now #just my thoughts right after watching #not much deep analyzing went into this yet #only AAAAAA and OW #I'm feeling so normal about this #honestly rude to put so many feels into the last 10 minutes of a show /lh

[lionheartedmusings]

i've been thinking about this on and off all morning, but i think i pinpointed the reason q!forever / /q!jaiden storyline happening right now has left me so frustrated, and why ultimately… it's good storytelling, i just dislike it. this is nothing against the ccs, i have the utmost respect to them, i am critising fictional characters.

a) there's two women on the server, and while q!forever's criticism of q!jaiden most likely wouldn't have gotten such a kneejerk reaction from me, when juxtaposed with the notion of a grieving mother being obsessive / suspicious for expressive her grief privately… it's hard to swallow. and hey, i firmly believe q!forever would be suspicious of ANYONE in q!jaiden's position, so it's not on him. it's just uncomfortable to watch as a viewer bc god forbid women express strong emotions in a way people find distasteful.

b) it makes emotional sense from q!forever, but no logical sense, and yet he justifies his suspicion with logic. nah, fam, you're just deeply traumatised -- that's okay. but what q!cellbit did was sneaky, slimy, and giving god complex (i love q!cellbit but dude is fucked). q!jaiden has been infinitely more honest in the brief interactions they had than q!cellbit ever was. you don't have to agree with her or her motives, but if q!cellbit got the benefit of the doubt so should she.

c) his paranoia is understandable, but extreme to the point where suspicion is becoming fact and it's just… an uncomfortable watch. i'm a sub, i've been watching the streams daily since the brazillian creators arrived, but man it was rough. everyone is being painted with the same brush, and his stubbornness and unwillingness to talk to bad (because saying what you think and not listening to the other side isn't talking) is deeply frustrating. q!max suddenly being more trustworthy than baghera and bad is wild, and he's giving these people very little grace. it's jarring.

d) in the end, i don't think this will have consequences if his behaviour persists, but i hope it does. i want to see characters go off the deep end in their pursuit of what they think is right, and burning all bridges until they realise they're alone. if that's where the story is going, i hope q!forever absolutely loses his shit bc it's… where it's headed right now.

#qsmp #q!forever #q!jaiden #q!badboyhalo #also i think the whole “people have kept info from him” is fair but a flawed argument when literally everyone is doing their best #there's way too much going on poor bad can't gossip this damn fast #also “bad knows something and is hiding it from me that's why he trusts her” my dude my man he literally explained it to you #it's a vibe it's emotional it's an analysis of behavior #q!forever you are not as deeply paranoid as q!bbh so maybe stop evaluate and listen #even your kid is deeply aware you're off the deep end #ngl this whole thing is......... funny coming from the man who hit leo with a sword 3 times and went in for a 4th #you were given the benefit of the doubt my man maybe extend everyone else the same grace #q!forever needs to be studied under a microscope

[spicyicymeloncat]

Lloyd’s “ninja never quit” vs Morro’s “you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved”

Lloyd was taught to never give up on someone no matter how far gone they might seem, his primary examples of this is himself and Garmadon (this is probably explains a lot about his relationship with Harumi). He tries to never lose hope, never to stop being a hero, and for the most part, that mindset has helped him get through his darkest hours, helped him not give up on his life when it got hard.

Morro on the other hand, in true character foil fashion, shows us just how that same mindset can be harmful at the same time. Morro wanted to be the green ninja, and he never gave up on that ambition, he never quit and he died for it. In Wu’s explanation of Morro, Wu sums him up with a striking phrase “I cannot teach those who do not want to be taught”, in relation to Wu giving up on Morro’s training. At the end of the season Morro repeats those back at Wu, telling him to give him up and let Morro dissipate in the water. Morro’s quote isn’t to point out that Wu should’ve saved him, the opposite, that sometimes you can’t save people from themselves, and you can’t always force your way into things.

The tomb of the fsm has a riddle where the answer is “Something a ninja can’t do”. The answer is quit, and maybe the whole purpose of that puzzle is to show that there’s merit to both maintaining and breaking that rule. There’s a time to stand up and a time to stand down. There isn’t one moral code to live by, and there isn’t a singular answer to every problem.

#also note: the fsm’s tomb mentions the phrase ninja never quit even though that was first introduced by Lloyd not wu #maybe the fsm said that to Wu and Garmadon and before Garmadon went off the deep end he’d tell Lloyd that #but Wu abandoned the phrase since Wu did quit #quit on his brother not turning evil - quit on finding his father’s tomb - quit on saving Morro #btw I don’t meant this post to be any justification of Wu’s treatment of Morro #i think wu could’ve done a better job than what he did even though I understand wu has his own daddy issues #this is more of an evaluation on Morro so #if Morro came back for s16 he’d just tell Lloyd to get over his ex bc she definitely doesn’t want to be saved fr #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago lloyd #ninjago morro #ninjago analysis