#and too nice to ranboo

[siddoesstuffig]

i dont miss the dream smp in the sense that i wish it kept going, but i miss it in the sense that i wish i could love something as dearly as i loved it. i know there’s the qsmp if i wanted or plenty of other content on youtube but its not going to be the same. i was obsessed with it. i wasn’t into it in it’s prime, but when i got into it i got into it and it was impossible to even fathom getting out of it. i know we have the sorry boys but i miss the tom simons vlogs. i know we have generation loss but i miss origins smp. i know technoblade never dies but i miss him.

no matter what happens now it will never be the same, and while change is important and necessary - god knows what wouldve happened if they did decide to draw out a season two - i still miss it. i can’t tell if it’s because i miss being 14 instead of 17, or if i miss the stories and streams themselves, but i miss it.

#i went back and watched the sad-ist animations #it was nice. #watched a ‘dsmp clips that cure my depression’ too #that one was less so. #but i still enjoyed it #and its insane how much of thise quotes and images i have burned into my memory #i cant even remember anything that happened yesterday but i can remember speeches from this minecraft server #i was in deep #and i dont regret a single moment #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #minecraft youtubers #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #jack manifold #fundy #nihachu #eret #quackity #slimecicle #dreamwastaken #karl jacobs #sapnap #technoblade #philza #idk what else to tag this

[kit-screams-into-the-abyss]

princess of the boobers

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#ranboo #cc!ranboo #ranboo fanart #mcc #mcc 27 #mcc fanart #princessboo #two separate physical tragedies deterred this drawing from happening but happen it did #pls universe... i just want to draw whatever silly thing i desire #the colors came out very nicely for this one imo though! didn't even use a filter layer #tested out a new coloring style too for the heck of it #my plan was to have all four (that i know of) princess outfits in one post but i am an impatient lad #apologies to cgrian for not being the first mcyt art i post despite being my no1 blockman blorbo #one day i will figure out how i want to draw you but alas #kit does an art

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Just realized I've never made a post about any of my EmeraldDuo/BorealTrio/Syndicate Friendship Emerald headcanons, so here we go:

Technoblade originally the gifted three emeralds to Philza, but later two of them were crafted into matching earrings for both Phil and Techno to wear. That left one extra emerald left over, which they didn't really have any plans for...

Until Tommy moved in with Techno. Eventually Techno crafted the third emerald into an earring he intended to gift to Tommy... but then the festival happened and Tommy switched sides, so obviously that idea was thrown out the window immediately. The third earring with shoved off into some dusty corner to be forgotten, just like any other sign of Tommy.

After Ranboo moved in and Technoblade started slowly but surely warming up to him, Technoblade eventually started to consider giving the third earring to them, as they'd become a pretty integral part of the trio by then, and Technoblade kinda wanted something to show for it.

No actual action was taken toward this until after the Syndicate was formed though, at which point Niki was also quickly becoming a beloved member of their commune. So ultimately what they ended up doing was splitting the third emerald in half and giving Ranboo and Niki each a half-and-half emerald-and-another-precious-stone earring to match Phil and Techno's full-emerald earrings. And now the whole Syndicate has matching earrings, all made from the original Friendship Emeralds :)

And here's a fairly quick drawing I did of what they might look like:

#I usually just draw Ranboo with an emerald earring even pre-syndicate bc I think it looks nice and I just love Boreal Trio too much #but I do think this headcanon is rly cool and also don't want Niki to be left out so for full Syndicate drawings I'd do this HC #dsmp syndicate #ranboo #cranboo #technoblade #ctechno #philza #cphilza #niki nihachu #cniki #boreal trio #peer pressure duo #emerald duo #dsmp #dsmp headcanon #rambling about blorbos #my headcanons

[funeralscythe]

if he doesn't do this already, i think ranboo should just start blocking his fans when they're disgusting. maybe getting pushed out by the man* himself will be the wake up call they need. idk.

#this is about the assholes throwing fits over other fans' concerns about the handling of the tlou2 situation btw #context: ranboo is dropping the franchise for being zionist after previously trying to just get the 2nd game over with #and apologizing for not having dropped it sooner even though he was informed a long time ago. #he's since educated himself but there are still some people concerned (valid) and asking him to post this on twt too #and those people are getting attacked bc boobers cant let anyone have nice things i guess #fandom critical

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

mac u might b asleep by now but i need u 2 know something that genuinely fucking baffles me. fucking. if u don’t know already u gotta prepare urself alright because this is such bullshit

genloss was nominated for a fucking emmy

theres no fucking way this is real u have to be lying to me . surely not. whiskey u have to be joking

#do u know how fucking insufferable the workd would be if that somehow fucking won an emmy #killing my self. fr. refuse to live in a world where generation loss won an emmy #i hope it gets ridiculed to shit. i hope nobody ever even mentions it #WHO ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPYLEN #ok i was being somewhat nice before bc i dont like 2 be too mean but if ranboo submitted this himself i hate his guts fr. #thr fucking audacity #someone NEEDS to take that kid down a few pegs hes too full of hubris now. nobody has ever told him no before #i need someone with power to make fun of his shitty thing so he stops bragging about it #this is the worst. how the fuck. #asks #genloss neg #genloss crit #anachronistic-falsehood

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

sneeg and niki siblings is real to me

#not like sneeg and charlie #in the way that ranboo and sneeg are brothers #the latching onto eachother way and knowing everything about the other but also nothing at the same time #they are so similar but also complete fucking opposites and #the suffrage of being gay and the suffrage of being a woman #being turned into something that youre not #sneeg doing anything for showfall to give him the slightest bit of approval and niki wanting to burn them to the ground #both of them dying ugly and alone just because they existed #post escape niki being proud of her identity and chopping all her hair off and dressing more masc #post escape sneeg doubling down on what showfall made him because he cant go through that again and its wrong and disgusting #and they both care about the others too much to the point of it being overbearing #except niki is always like that and sneeg wants everyone and himself dead half the time #sneeg praying to god until his hands are bloody and bruised and niki quietly bandaging his hands #because shes the only person that could ever even maybe begin to understand why he does it #niki shutting down if a guy calls her pretty or nice and sneeg immediately jumping between them #niki clinging to sneeg in public because he looks the meanest out of all of them and surely nobody will bother him #niki going into sneegs room at night and just sitting next to him because whenever he sleeps he wakes up crying #and

[remitro]

feeling shrimp emotions about cbee again. sorry it will happen again

#postcanon ranboo revival is real to me. thinking a normal amount of thoughts about them when everything is over and the dust settles #full believer that they get like. married married after ranboo is revived because goddammit they never got a wedding the first time #and maybe ranboo's ghost was a little too haunting because tubbo can never quite forget it the bloodstained wedding dress the ruined veil #the way their hair hung in front of their eyes #down in the way that ranboo always hated with he was alive because of how it touched her neck #about those empty empty eyes about something in the shape of someone you loved more than anything that doesn't understand. OK #really normal about replacing something that haunted you for so long with something happier. with something joyous #michael gets to be ring bearer. tommy is the flower girl AND the best man because he's just cool like that #ranboo's bouquet is pink tulips. jasmine flowers are braided into their hair. Does Anyone Hear Me. Does Anyone Fucking Hear Me #hm. i need to draw this will i probably not. but i want to. GOD i want to #they have the first set of rings on their horns but i think they order a second set for their actual hands #tommy spends at least five minutes laughing when he sees how much bigger ranboo's ring is in comparison #look. to me tubbo is maybe 5'4 if we're being nice about ranboo has AT LEAST a full foot on him if we're being generous #he never had a chance

[charles-simmons]

People tend to make c!Ranboo as kind of shy and polite, because at the time cc!Ranbo was. But the thing is that with time (especially after the dsmp lore ended) ccRanboo just got more and more confident. They started to swear, and make death threat jokes, and be gay unfiltered. So could we see that in c!Ranboo too? Like, with time, cRanboo starts to learn to be more confident and more comfortable with his jokes and sexuality/gender. Bonus if Tommy started living with the bee family, because he's very open and doesn't think much before he speaks, so I think Ranboo could learn some things with him, y'know?

#maybe “shy” is not the word to use for them. but I think you can get the idea #it's just that there's such a big difference between 2021 ranboo and how they are now #he changed a lot and became a lot more confident with being themselves #it would be nice to see that in c!Ranboo too #c!ranboo #charles simmons speaks

[toastysandhamwich]

hi!! list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

aw thanks for sending me this :)

1- silly internet guys- right now, it's dnp, but for a few years it was ranboo

2- it might be cliche, but my friends :) I love them and I love laughing with them

3- music! Both listening and creating. I really like Cavetown and Harry Styles right now

4- when I put on a new outfit or clothes and it's really gender

5- when I make something, like a drawing, sewing something, crocheting something, etc, and it turns out exactly how I wanted it to or even better than I imagined

Bonus- the blue tumblr notification dot lol

#add on to 4- when the stars align and my hair looks really nice :) #(also still love ranboo- just haven't had time/interest in watching a stream in a bit) #I like a ton of music I didn't list #will wood; lovejoy; conan gray; olivia rodrigo; taylor swift #toast talks #theres a lot of small things too! like people I know saying hi to me when I see them #candy :P #seeing a silly dog #seeing cool looking trees and plants #eating a really tasty meal #tysm for sending me this!! #(also I sent them to people who've liked stuff not just reblogged <3 made more sense to me)

[unoriginalurl77]

Happier times :)

Here’s my @dreblrtine-gift-exchange gift for @thal-ent !! 

#i read 'idk tbh as long as cDream is happy' and went ok. he will have SUCH a nice day. #shout out to HH for listening to me talk about the cDream has a nice day comic sooo much. here it is!!!! #don't look too hard ive never seen a human being before tho #okay well yes i hope you enjoy !!!! Hope this puts a smile on your face #I'm just gonna tag for my own archives and not worry about anything else hehe #dsmp #dream smp #dream #punz #george #ranboo #fundy #tommy #sapnap #techno #my uhm #the art tag forever and always #my shiz

[dyketubbo]

i think itd be nice if with the idea that ctechno left to finally, truly retire he gives his crown and cape (whether to phil or to ranboo or niki or tommy or whoever) and wears a lavender flower crown or something instead. like the ribbons

#prolly crown to ranboo and cape to tommy but like. i think hed still have his final conversations with niki and of course phil #i dont know. thinking about how hes not going to be able to create again #sometimes its nice to be able to give an ending in someone elses place. a nice ending #technoblade #dsmp #techno #even if it isnt the most narratively satisfying ending i think itd be nice. #if ctechno got to rest too #have his final conversations with people like tubbo and quackity and whoever. wrap up loose ends #and be able to go on with life #even if cctechno cant go on with his anymore #yknow? #mask mews

[ambiguousgrass]

Ranboo saying he doesn't think we actually liked the mining streams sir I will fucking cry don't do this to me

#they were so important to me #one of the only things in my life I could rely on to happen regulary at the time #I miss them :( #grass yells into the void #liveblogging #ranboo #also many mcyt streams are wayyyy too overwhelming for me to watch including some ranboo streams and these rarely were which was nive #*nice

[carcinized]

skimming chapter 3 of C-17 so i can start chapter 4 tongiht maybe and . "I think your smile is pretty is all, it’s not like you can’t be grumpy—obviously you can be grumpy—" is still my favorite line from the fic so far i think LMAOOO GET HIS ASS RANBOO

#cin!ranboo my absolute beloved. hes SUCH A DICKKK but hes SO NICE TOO. get you a man who can do both (directed @ cin!tubbo) #tobin talks #cinfermta

[deepseastars]

enderstarsystem -> deepseastars

#andrew talks #we still like ender star but even if people don't realize the reference #we just.. do not like it even kinda being a connection to dream since it's based off ranboo </3 #but deep sea stars is still really nice too #plus Tokala helped us come up with it so :3

[freezethebeez]

NLM c!Beeduo because i said i would (WIP)

"You know what? Maybe there’s still too much alcohol in Tubbo’s veins, making his mind go all weird and shit, making his heart beat a little faster, making his cheeks a little warmer. Surely this isn’t…"

Characters: Tubbo, Ranboo, Tommyinnit (partially)

Additional info: acohol abuse/alcoholism, mentions of character death, lightly mentioned suicide, briefly implied self-harm (like, literally one sentence) exile, and canon-typical trauma

I've been thinking a little too much about NLM c!Beeduo and been listening to a little too much Mitski and now we're here!! I wrote all of this last night and will probably be finishing and publishing it on ao3 soon :D (also this is mostly centered around c!Tubbo. c!Ranboo makes an appearance at the end. So if you're reading this, read it for Tubbo and maybe the little reward of a smidgen of c!Beeduo at the end)

Fic below the cut!!

Being president of a country at seventeen isn’t easy, especially when that country is a crater. 

Tubbo can attest to that. 

He viewed his first day of presidency through blurry eyes filled with tears. While he was supposed to be establishing his place within the White Office– moving in and all that shit– Tubbo ended up spending nearly the entire day dangling his legs from a crumbling building, not once fearing the very real possibility in which it could fall and bring him down and bury him with it– he almost hoped for that outcome as he kicked his legs and tossed debris from it, counting the seconds before each piece struck the ground. 

Tubbo knew he was in rough shape, knew that this was no state a young president should be in– a young president should be lively, enthusiastic, ambitious and passionate, and all the values the nation was built on. In his defence, though, it’s not like Tommy, the elected vice president, was in much better shape. 

While Tubbo wasn’t quite sure what Tommy was doing during the first few days after the destruction of their home and the death of his sort-of older brother, he could make some half-decent assumptions based on the new bandages on his arms and the various cuts and scrapes on his hands and the smell of smoke and soot that clung to his torn clothes. 

Eventually, Tubbo dragged himself from where he once laid stationary and decided that it was finally time to start running this crater– whether it be further into the ground, or high into the sky. He didn’t know, and he sure as hell didn’t care. Things couldn’t get worse anyway. 

Trying to rebuild what was once your own home at seventeen isn’t easy. Tubbo can attest to that. 

While he knows it doesn’t have to be his job to rebuild L’Manburg, overlooking others from the sidelines doesn’t feel right either. Tubbo’s never been a person to stand on the sidelines– always in the thick of things, always throwing himself into danger for the sake of other people, always getting caught in the crossfire. 

So Tubbo fills the hole Wilbur left behind, Tubbo cuts down tree after tree to replace the damaged homes, Tubbo turns logs into slabs and lays them down with his own two hands and convinces the rest of the cabinet that the water that stains the wood is from the rain (rain that Tubbo is thankful never actually came for he knows more than anyone that the acidity of water combining with smoke would slow down progress more than anything– progress that needed to happen more than anything). 

Putting on the suit that the presidents before you have worn at seventeen is not easy, especially when the suit is all too large and smells of smoke and alcohol. Tubbo can attest to that. 

He regrets not trying harder to fight against Schlatt and his requests to have his L’Manburg suit burned after he was revealed to be a traitor, and Tubbo regrets denying Tommy’s request to repair his suit after his execution. Because now, Tubbo is left to wear the suit that Schlatt once donned, and it feels wrong in every sense because every time Tubbo catches a glimpse of himself and the way the blazer hangs off his small frame, he can’t help but feel an ache in his chest just below his heart, and each time it happens Tubbo swears he’s having a heart attack. 

Now Tubbo’s got the suit, he’s got the position of power over others, he’s got people watching him, waiting for his next command, his next move. What will he do next? What will he do to be just like the man who came before him? Exile Tommy and Wilbur? 

You can’t exile a dead man, and Tubbo feels just about half-dead when he makes his statement. 

“For the safety of L’Manburg, I have decided to exile Tommy.” Tubbo’s eyes stay glued to the paper in the front of him, one filled with words that he can’t quite fully understand and signatures that don’t feel like his own because fuck, is Tubbo really exiling his best friend? 

Yes, yes he is. It’s for the greater good. Dream will take care of him, right? He’ll escort him and keep him away from danger. Tommy will be fine. Tommy will be just fine. 

But Tubbo can feel Tommy’s gaze from across the room. It’s burning through him and it hurts– not just below his heart, but everywhere. So Tubbo gives in. Tubbo looks up for a moment, and who was going to tell him how fucking hard it is to look your best friend in the eye after you’ve just exiled him, and for something so petty too. So, so petty. 

If only Tubbo had thought those things in the courthouse, if only he’d made that mistake and learned from it sooner, before things could get out of hand– and now he’s sitting alone on their bench, looking at the sunset without the sun beside him, a bottle of champagne in his hand. (Champagne is meant for celebrations, parties, festivals, not pitiful going away parties that you spend by yourself, mourning the person you haven’t exactly lost, but in a way, have). 

Saying goodbye to your best friend at seventeen isn’t easy. Waking up the next morning, completely hungover, knowing you have an interview with the new kid in town also isn’t easy. Tubbo can attest to that. 

Tubbo tries his best to keep his composure during the interview. He focuses more on his annunciation, tries his best not to slur or jumble his words with the fatigue that weighs down on his bones. He doesn’t think he’s pulling it off very well, though– and he really should have had coffee before this godforsaken interview– but thankfully the person in front of him seems understanding. 

With each question Tubbo asks, the person nods and hums and gives his response with eloquent words that Tubbo doesn’t even know the meaning of, but he’s not about to pull out a dictionary in the middle of the interview so he carries on anyway. And fuck, the person won’t stop smiling at him the whole time, and while Tubbo would usually find that kind of forced happiness to be the most annoying thing in the world, this person manages to make it look sweet. Oh, and don’t even get Tubbo started on the way the person asked if he needed anything before he left the office. Usually annoying, but in this case, the sweetest thing ever. 

You know what? Maybe there’s still too much alcohol in Tubbo’s veins, making his mind go all weird and shit, making his heart beat a little faster, making his cheeks a little warmer. Surely this isn’t…

Being president of a country at seventeen isn’t easy, especially when that country is still in the process of becoming the prosperous land it once was. Being in love while all this was happening also wasn’t easy. 

Tubbo can attest to that. 

Tubbo didn’t expect Ranboo to be nice after the interview. He assumed it would all be a facade to help him get the job of a fucking minutes-man of all things– it’s really not the hardest job to get– but when Ranboo walked into the conference room in the same black suit and pressed white button-up and red tie, talking with the same goddamn eloquency, smiling at Tubbo with the same, sugary fucking sweet smile, Tubbo quikly comes to realize that it’s not a facade, and that Ranboo’s just really fucking nice, and for what? 

Judging by the lack of scars on his face, Tubbo can only assume that the boy has never seen war in his life. Ranboo probably hasn’t experienced death in general, which is honestly a little sad if you ask him. I mean, how can you ever truly appreciate life when you haven’t been a breath away from falling out of it? Small aches and pains don’t hurt half as bad when you’ve been shot in the face with a firework. 

Now that’s not to say Tubbo wants to see Ranboo in pain– no, of course he doesn’t, he’s not some kind of fucked up sadist– but he is saying that a little bit of trauma would do the kid some good. Besides, having a partner to spend long nights getting shit-faced with wouldn’t exactly be the worst thing in the world. 

...

Trying to balance work and a love life isn’t easy, especially when one of your coworkers is the one you’re trying to have sort of a love life with. Tubbo can attest to that.

#my Very Incredibly bad ideas #dream smp fanfiction #writerblr #tubbo #ranboo #i deleted a few paragraphs at the end because i don't want to spoil too much #this is basically done i just need to add another scene and then proofread it n all that #also i tried to make this as close to canon as possible featuring my own angsty sort of twist #c!tubbo is just kinda still trying to heal from l'manburg n all that and he doesn't really know what to do about ranboo just yet #and c!ranboo's just trying his best to help this poor guy who's clearly trying his best (featuring sort of romantic feelings uh oh) #not too sure if the romance bit came off well #pls be nice i'm aroace #the last line comes from a little later in the fic btw #just wanted to tease a little hehe

[starboodrawsstuff]

Y'all- I'm so jealous of all the people who were lucky enough to meet Ranboo and Aimsey at VidCon. LIKE IT'S INSANE. I REALLY wish I didn't live literally all the way across the country from there-

#they seem so sweet and thoughtful #talking to each of them for even a few minutes would honestly solve all my problems i think #also they look like they give really nice hugs too #i love them both so much<3 #i also find it really endearing how both Ranboo's and Aimsey's faces absolutely LIGHT UP when they each meet a fan #like seriously thats adorable #maybe ill get to meet them someday hopefully #ranboolive #aimseytv #also have you seen what the two of them are wearing #they are fashion icons frfr