#and topped it off with more water

[mistergandalf]

ULTIMATE TOLKIEN BLORBO: ROUND THREE

BILBO BAGGINS vs. LEGOLAS GREENLEAF

See the ULTIMATE TOLKIEN BLORBO MASTERPOST for details and follow #ultimate tolkien blorbo to cast your vote for the blorbiest blorbo of all!

#ultimate tolkien blorbo #the hobbit #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #bilbo baggins #bilbo #legolas #legolas greenleaf #had to find a new more vertical picture of legolas so the top of his head didn't get cut off lol #I'm very interested to see if bilbo blows legolas out of the water #or if it's finally a fair fight #I don't think I can predict these anymore

[opalsiren]

i do think charlotte and lewis's first kiss is soooo fucking sad though like. charlotte is on a beautiful island she later calls romantic, trying to find the place where her late grandmother used to paint, with the boy she's fancied for ages. she thinks he finally reciprocates her feelings and kisses her, when in reality he was merely trying to distract her from noticing her friends who followed them out to the island to spy on them. no charlotte doesn't know this at the time, but we the audience do, and it fills me with sadness for her every time. charlotte and lewis really were doomed from the start huh

#it's so tragic in every sense of the word #i do feel like reiterating how deeply personal it is for charlotte to be trying to find the place her deceased grandma used to paint with #lewis like. she really felt a connection with him and trusted him implicitly but we the audience are supposed to be more worried about cleo #in that moment #also they really don't have one normal kiss huh?? off the top of my head this plus the kiss at lewis's party when charlotte is practically #holding his friends hostage are the only chewis kisses i can think of?? #h2o just add water #.txt #h2o #charlotte watsford

[2383-lines-of-code]

the amount of random events in bsd that could technically be considered foreshadowing for the drownings in meursault is really funny actually

#like chuuya saying dazai could sell water to a drowning man #dazai’s first appearance in the series #dazai in the river again during atsushis case with ranpo #Ik there were a few more but I can’t remember them off the top of my head #bsd #bungou stray dogs #screaming into the void #the void screams back #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku #bungo stray dogs #dazai #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bungou gay dogs #skk

[carlyraejepsans]

i feel like you can calculate how hard the semester is hitting just by looking at the state of my hands lol

#for those who don't know i have a compulsion where i chew off the skin around my nails #or well. that's what it started as when i was seven #i have now lost most of the feeling in the top part of most of my fingertips up to the first knuckle #it's straight up scar tissue lol it feels like rubber. or leather more than anything #and because it's so stiff!! i keep!! chewing it even more. because it cracks and it's easier to bite and pinch #only one out of my ten finger doesn't currently have an open wound on it. so #take a wild guess how my studies are going #lol they look so creepy. even more when i put them in water cuz it gets even more evident #if some of you like gross stuff i could post a pic or smth like a 5yo showing off scabs

[jakeperalta]

spent weeks psyching myself up to stand up to my mum and then immediately got shot down by her 😃👍

#vent incoming i apologise in advance for the long tags #we've lived together just the two of us since dec 2021 (although her boyfriend is here like 2/3 of the time as well) #and since i got my job in march 2022 i have been paying half of all the bills (literally down to like tv license when i barely watch the tv) #which is £300 a month #plus i buy all my own food + pay for the amazon prime she uses + contribute to various household things like toilet roll etc #and she doesn't have a mortgage so i am paying the same amount as her to live in her house #(and it is very much her house not our house) #and I've never been very happy with any of that but never complained either #but then recently it turned out she never set up the water bill when we moved in (it's one of the only bills i didn't sort for us) #so we have a huge backdated bill from dec 2021 and i knew she was going to tell me to pay half #so for the past month or so I've been preparing myself for this conversation and sure enough today she came and said 'we owe £700' #so i was like 'oh i thought maybe it would've been covered by my £300/month' which is the biggest stand I've been able to work myself up to #and she immediately started going on about how i live here too and use water too so it's just as much my responsibility to pay #and how when we're both earning i should be paying my share and i was like yeah i know that's why i never complained about paying before #but also i already pay more than most people would to live with their parents #and she went off about how actually most people charge their grown up kids rent on top of the bills so really i'm lucky i don't have to #(when she got the original £300 figure it was actually rounded up from like £240 to include 'rent' but i wasn't gonna bring that up now) #and in conclusion she doesn't see why she should be subsidising my bills #like i don't know maybe because you're my MOTHER and i am your CHILD who is just starting out in the adult world #and maybe that entitles me to being treated better than some lodger???!!!!! #anyway i paid the bill and now i'm trying and failing at not crying at my desk 😃 #talking

[thatfaerieprincess]

my dorm didn't even have overhead lights???

#dhhdhdhdhshshs?????? #some of u have swimming pools and granite countertops???????? #I didn't even have counter tops period??????? I didn't even have overhead lights??????? #sorry sorry this is not actually a dig at anyone who did have these things in their dorm that's totally fine tbh Im just wheezing #this is more a dig at my own college's dorms more than anything #I started laughing so hard when I got this notification #my best friend was on the top floor of one dorm and they had so much water damage the paint was flaking off all along the wall?????

[strixhaven]

everything possible ever happened in my dream last night

#vampires. molotov cocktails. discussions about how race and ethnicity are socially constructed. orville peck candle and water bottle. #the water bottle has a cowboy hat top. my brother deadnamed me to a girl on a train. the difficulty in trying to estimate sex and ethnicity #based off skeletons and how shovel-shaped incisors are more common amongst native folks from america and canada and parts of northwest #central and east asia. museum robbery but if the bag touches the ground you explode. so the vampires needed to make a bridge of corpses #strange creature wearing jingle bells because this was also all taking place in european town during christmas #there was so much more i’m not kidding when i say everything happened ever in the span of maybe 20 minutes #my assistant manager was there we had to mop too

[8bit-mau5]

sneak peak into DND character art featuring my beloved earth genasi forge cleric, Roycera 😳👉👈 (also called Roy, as in ROYGBIV) imo earth genasis are the coolest of the four types. i mean. stone skin? gemstone peeking through cracked skin and scars like geodes?  they got theirs from an accident in the forge at  young age, but it’s fine now

the last time i drew them was for a Curse of Strahd campaign that fell through Years ago and i’m so excited to get to play them again on fridays. the campaigns been on an impromptu hiatus for about a month now but i’m hopeful we’ll get back on track eventually 😭

[THEY/THEM]

#artists on tumblr #dnd art #dnd #earth genasi #cleric #Gabriel's arts #dnd oc #the first art is from years ago but i was inspired last night. sighs i love them #i rlly wanted to see more transmasc they/thems and like #characters w/beautiful top scars. theirs are litcherally gemstone and its Lovely tbh i rlly gotta show em off someday #also theyre pacific islander coded. im so glad my DM found a similar country/vibe for that in mind #other fun facts! they have a twin whos a water genasi! #i creted them years before ashton critical role and was actually inspired by my friends tourmaline earth genasi that blew up on pinterest #years ago #i wish she had a tumblr OTL #I FORGOT TO TAG THE CHARACTER #Roycera

[starbuck]

i am literally so happy

#just feeling great #i stayed home tonight and that was a TOP NOTCH decision #i have not had an evening fully OFF since Sunday #so i needed this #got a LOT of shit done #there’s still more to do - but i’m on a great track #AND had lots of time to read and work on Duolingo #i’m about halfway through the book now! #i could be going faster but i want to savor it #i want to stay with it as long as possible #something something if you just keep quiet it’ll stay like this forever i feel certain of it now #NOW i’m gonna refill my water glass and check my laundry and brush my teeth and get in BED #maybe write a few more lines of my fic before i go to sleep #a good day. a real good day

[comixandco]

waiiiiit, now you made me think about other thing.... so, let's assume mermaids can get pregnant in human way right, but their child then has to be a merperson, because how would then a mermaid transform, if she turns into literal water... i can already imagine a pregnant mermaid and a baby with a littleee tail inside her LMAOOO.

no, actually, when mermaid transforms, the baby teleports to the backrooms /j

this goes sooo deep i just sought out a couple episodes of mako mermaids bc i remembered the guy was adopted and like. babies have to be brought up in that discussion right? And in the episode the teacher mermaid says “your mother was the only mermaid strong enough to stop you from getting your tail” which implies that????? they’re born without tails????????? How long are they babies with legs do the mermaids give birth on land and then return to the sea and their babies get tails then? do their tails slowly form as they grow older? if they have to become human to give birth why is it so unheard of for the mako mermaid girls to go on land for their mission? have they never seen any merbabies? there are canonically mermaids younger than them! And why does the h2o wiki refer to one of the characters as coming from a long line of mermen are mermaids not involved in the process do mermen get pregnant like seahorses????? why did they have to make mako mermaids and make everything so confusing?????? *cries*

putting mako mermaids aside because that’s a hot Mess. Would the baby also turn into water? it wasn’t in the moon pool but it’s parent was and the moon pool changes a person’s entire dna so like. it would change the eggs dna as well right? but the egg is only half of the dna and there would also be a human half that shouldn’t respond to water at all. does the mer dna overpower the human dna? would onlookers see a random tiny foetus floating in the air/water for a split second before the mermaid reappears around it?

yeah the baby goes wherever cleo’s coat went in the second episode

#dericelem #mako mermaids #h2o just add water #like. i get why the mermaids clothes change to their matching bra technically like if their trousers are going missing their tops should to #and it is not kid-show friendly for the mermaids clothes to rip werewolf-style every time they transform #but cleo’s coat was barely on her when she was in miriam’s pool it was floating up so much. lewis saw it disappear and he won’t tell me #where it went because he is a fictional character for a series that is almost 2 decades old and he had more pressing questions than ‘where #did the coat go?????’ in that moment and we understand that but it’s still upsetting #sorry the coat is another thing entirely #i think the lore-writing for this series was ‘if it’s cool and makes for a good episode we’ll incorporate it. if it’s a question #we can’t immediately answer or argue about and it doesn’t have to come up in the show we just wave our hand and say the moon did it’ #and that is a valid way to move forward. they didn’t realise at the time how big h2o would be or that people would still be trying #to figure out the parameters of the world they made almost two decades ago lmfao #the babies have to survive though right???? like. we can’t emma’s horrible red hair away a baby #it would be absolutely fucked up though if the baby disappeared every time they got wet and then the pregnancy reappeared once they dried #off #’cleo you can’t transform this late into the pregnancy we don’t know what will happen!’ ‘but my back hurts!’ #fun fact h2o takes place in the same universe as shape of water and this is how the fishman thing was made /j

[hauntingblue]

Strong world is the nami and luffy twins manifesto written by oda this is my one piece.

You see luffy's finishing attack with his giant hammer being fueled by lightning which is nami's main weapon with her clima tact and she even made the guy steer the islands towards the cyclone so even if the lighting isn't produced by her the lighting is provided by her either way so luffy AND her finished that guy and even luffy attacked after nami announced how he will lose which also means nami knew and trusted luffy to end him after that and of course he did and

Oh my god luffy making nami explain herself about the message he left on the tone dial and being pissed that she didn't trust him to save and protect her but he got so mad and didn't hear the whole message and she asked luffy to save her omg....... she knew after all that they will come and win..... I love this ending I am going to walk into the sea now goodbye.

Why are whitebeard and ace on the ending credits I already cried. Watching aces part again cause he looks so good. Hello alive dead wife

#the animation in this one..... hell yes..... #img little luffy i missed you!!!! robin doesnt look like herself in this one and franky doesnt have his voice 😞😞 what a disrespect in his #first movie appearance....... franky i will avenge you. your fit is hard tho. well his voice could be his va with a cold. its weird #why is brook smoking a blunt ajdhsksj and sanji tease...... #the 3d is too good here.... and someone wants nami bc of her abilities instead of like well everything else.... i might accept this #sanji going insane ajdksjsk zoro what are you wearing on your head...... #love the duck following nami like well a baby duck... omg i thought if the duck electrifies the animals in the water nami is fried too #and indeed he was i didnt expect it to follow logic ajdhsj nami found luffy of course #why is nami on top of luffy ajdhsjs doesnt she trust the bird to fly or what #THE BARTENDER FROM THE PIRAGE RACE MOVIE IS HERE TOO!!!! #nami getting arlong flashbacks but now worse #kinda love the crew being protective over her and not to fall into stereotypes but it goes off every time.... they got her away form arlong #nami and usopp omg...... nami once again sacrificing herself... suffered more than jesus.... also her bracelet... i didnt know that #luffy is so mad.... he gets so mad when people leave.... (he gets sad but ofc he cant be sad so next best thing) #NAMI GOT SICK FROM THE TREES!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! #they got changed and everything..... did robin tell them they had to follow the dress code and they all did?? qjsjaka luffys first cape also #luffy that was such a slay. why are they all carrying fire power. he called them a suicide squad... and well a lot of them actually #wasnt expecting this to turn into a mafia movie. surprised luffy knows how to shoot one of those. #nami isnt gonna sacrifice herself luffy said... while she rigs epxlosives in a place she cant move.... luffy she needs an intervention #oh my god. nojiko telling her to have fun.... every time i remember luffy promised gen san to keep her happy i die a little #luffy is gonna get a stroke he is so fucking mad 'nami ill beat this guy and well go back together' ok 🥺🥺 #sanji understands perverted gorilla 😭😭 #brook got robin instead of sanji.... sick ennies lobby reference bro #also how come franky didnt get his own movie.... like in this one franky AND brook join. confirming my theory that brook doesnt let franky #get confortable in the crew and be with them as the new one for a while bc brook joins immediately after and he doesnt get time to breathe #nami don't cry omg.... she was ready to never see them again omg #i thot nami was gonna electrocute him..... or make him eat the cyclone or smth.... well she said her peace at least #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[bluecookiesabi]

Why has season 7 of CSI Miami been so gruesome wtf

#cookie talks #guy pushed into a wood chipper. guy thrown in a pool of alkaline water and melts. uhhh family blown up with a grenade #there's more but i can't remember off the top of my head bc im Eepy #OH THE GUY BURIED ALIVE AND THEN GOT DRILLED INTO WITH A GIANT CONSTRUCTION DRILL #csi miami

[istherewifiinhell]

Obviously the cooking in dumesh is very fancy and nice but i really like the way its like. Okay heres what we have as ingredients. Okay now cook a thing [and mostly eliding seasonings rip]. Which is what i do. With the difference that when you ask me what im cooking in stead of like a pretty title card and meal name with rankings i just act like im being hunted.

#some shit #HAPPENED. just now. what are you cooking? food. yes but what kind? [attack dog expression] #ive been cooking for myself wayyyyy too long everything i eat is like well.... i chopped some vegatables. and some meat. #and i cook them...... and i season them...... and. sometimes theres rice. or bread. sometimes theres more water. or less. #sometimes i use an oven or a slow cooker but mostly i use. stove top. #what do uuuu WANT from me #even when I season it i dont even have a particular game plan #its like. structural same fooding. procedural same fooding. the food is very different. but im eating a Meal Unit piss off

[heartshapedtrap]

just hung out w friends for five hours and feltso full of whimsy I could pass out <333 I miss them so bad already but I get to see them tomorrow tooooo

#like it wasn’t even planned we just talked on the phone then met up at **** house chatted while our other two friends made us friendship #bracelets and watched the cat be silly with a bowl of water that was like two hours of us doing that #then agroup car ride (I love when we do this sm it’s like my favorite part when we hang out) skin to skin in a tiny fucking car laughing #talking listening to music on our way to Taco Bell then rode around taking scenic routes b4 gas station break to like pee n buy snacks :33 #flicked up another scenic route went to the epic park w the cool playground n reminisced about how it felt like being a kid again at 1am #I’m convinced all these fuckers are neurodivergent bc not one of them can go without stemming and ***** fucking climbing on top of the every #single thing LMFAO doing backflips off of swings and stuff too I had like an insane amount of whatever bc I skipped like the entire time #just to idk be silly and **** joined in :))) switches seats in the car and went to another park then rode in the car again to more scenic #routes and all the way back to **** house to get our stuff and each driveour cars back home <3 #we group hugged at the epic park and the moment was so surreal bc we all were close to crying especially ******* like I love my fwends sm i #cannot even properly describe how happy they make me feel like sonearnestly so #I weirdly felt closer to ***** tonight too probably bc we indulged **** antics together and were skin to skin in the backseat of the car #like having to fasten each others seatsbelt his arm awkwardly behind me n out the window that close n how alike we are… #OH WAIT him and **** buzzed their hair like days before n it really hit me that I haven’t seen him w shirt hair since I’ve first known him #when we all were once coworkers together and it’s like a fond memory now and crazy to think about how we’ve all grown together as friends #ok done being sappy now b4 I actually fucking cry like eyes are on the brink as I type :p #* #personal #heartshapedtrap #can y’all tell I left my journal at home… and needed to like remember how happy I’ve felt since seeing friends <3 #omggg i forgot to mention how they all cheered and were like happy for me during the scenic car ride that I’m almost certain im lesbian #still unsure of myself but I think that’s probably the closest label idk I just feel really happy that they support me nomatter what yaknow

[1thatgotaway-egg]

Primis Takeo and Richtofen Sketch (ft. Doodles)

Okay continuing on with drawing the Primis Crew’s clothing, I drew both Takeo and Richtofen this time (it was so hard trying to draw their clothing compared to Dempsey and Nikolai cause there were so many details to be aware of lmao)

Also, I got bored during class and I spent too much time drawing on sticky notes (currently putting the most attention on Takeo since he’s the easiest one to draw off the top of my head)

#takeo masaki #edward richtofen #tank dempsey #nikolai belinski #cod zombies #black ops zombies #it was so hard finding good references for these two #now my camera roll is full of 3d models of these two #not that i'm complaining #since Takeo is the easiest to draw off the top of my head #i keep fixating on him with this hair down #since I now have an idea on their overall design #we can get to the good part lmao #still planning on drawing the MOTD and the Ultimus crew at some point #Already drew the MOTD crew #BUT it wouldn't hurt to draw Finn or Sal some more #once again I used watered-down acrylics #not planning on restocking my watercolors till b-day #Silly Nation #SQFD #ALSO CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH DER EISENDRACHE POSTER #MIGHT RECREATE THE POSTER LATER ON #that goes for most of the cod zombies map posters for the most part lmao

[toytulini]

man i remember complaining about The Bone Bees and someone asking why i drank the 5hr energy and my answer being that i was "a little sleepy!" and saying that "god i shouldve just been A Little Sleepy! it was Fine!" and someone being Concerned by that and being like you shouldnt drive when youre A Little Sleepy! and just being like. i dont know how else to tell you that the Bone Bees Were So Much Worse Than Being Sleepy. i cannot stress enough that the condition it put me in was Worse. i recognize and acknowledge that drowsy driving is bad. that is why i made the Caffeine Mistake in the first place. i was trying to Avoid Drowsy Driving. and i had not Realized that the Caffeine was going to make me So Much Worse Than Drowsy. 0/10 never again. 5hr energy evil.

#toy txt post #i don't remember who it was but man. the bone bees. guys the bone bees were so bad. it was so bad. i never wanna feel like that again #not to admit to reckless driving on main and i want to stress i dont endorse this behavior and also never want to do what im about to say #again either: having once driven after taking a benadryl. and once driven in The Bone Bees. the benadryl was not as bad #i will grant. the benadryl. i was also So Fucking Full Of Adrenaline. for bug reasons. and i also want to stress i really did not want to do #it at the time but really did Not Have Better Options. and am comparing the bone bees to that and saying it was not as bad as the bone bees #to stress just how bad the bone bees were #if the bone bees ever happen again im gonna just fucking wait it out at a rest stop and chug water and piss til the bees fade #you know the feeling when you take adhd meds with no food and then you also have coffee on top of that with no food and you forget to eat #all day and you keep not eating and then to top it off you decide to have more coffee and it feels like you have been hollowed out and like #all of your bones are vibrating and also like you might pass out and stop breathing? it was like that but food wasnt helping and it was just #one single 5hr energy #(i did also have my adhd meds that day) (but it was not at the same time the 5hr energy was way later in the day) #anyway you know how ppl in their 30s will be like oh man i cant do things like i used to when i was 20! that was me at like idk 24 with the #5hr energy #anyway #this is why that battery acid spaghetti post felt like they were really overhyping the effects of the beverage. it didnt taste bad and it #gave me zero bone bees