something something y/n carries a gun in their basket just in case
@sunnyinajar , hope you don't mind my lil assumption about your y/n's character! My bro showed me a meme and it reminded me of your au, and you said they defended themselves against BloodMoon and I kinda got a biiiit carried away...
I imagine little red reader hood has probably encountered dangers before and felt the need to defend themselves, and while I feel like a crossbow would be more appropriate for them, those aren't exactly easy to come by these days.
(ignore the fact that handguns don't fire off like that, I never claimed to be realistic...and the extremely blurred background, it was very low-effort, sorry...and the fact that their right hand is entirely non-existent...)
(small bonus that I kinda had to add:)
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Hey hi don’t mind me more fanfiction
Movie Moment by.... me lmao
Rating: T (Swearing, some violence)
Warnings: None
Pairing: GhostLeon
Characters: Danny Johnson, Leon S. Kennedy, others very briefly mentioned
Word count: 2.2k
Notes: Fluff, kissing, getting together... the usual. Based on conversations with @echomimus, I reallllllllly hope I’ve done this scene justice
DESCRIPTION:
Leon and Danny are... something. Not an item, but not single. They spend a lot of spare time together, they sleep together (in both senses of the phrase), they have routines and habits with each other. Pet names. They're dedicated to each other.
But they aren't... together. Not officially.
And evidently, that's a problem for Danny, who has more or less ghosted poor Leon, no pun intended. He's hardly spared Leon a second glance, after all their time spent together, and Leon aims to find out why.
[READ ON AO3]
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writing a goodesco texting fic until i get too tired to write and give up
no literally that's the idea. it doesn't format well since it's tumblr and it won't be good but it will be goodesco so that's fun anyways here's a fic
I’m really bored, baby
that would be a fun text to get if it was meant for me
but i don’t think it was
who is this?
Oh. You’re right. I’m Bosco
hi bosco i’m gigi
Hey Gigi. I’m bored
…ok? cool? shouldn’t you text the person you were originally trying to reach about this
instead of me
This sounds much more fun tbh. And Daya’s probably out anyways
Please entertain me
i literally don’t know you. why would it be my obligation to entertain you
I said please
are you five?
So... wanna play 20 questions?
no
that’s boring
You’re boring. Checkmate bitch
why am i still talking to you if you’re just going to BULLY me like this
You love me <3
no <3
(But she did, or at least she would grow to love her in the future)
It’s hot out today
bosco
i played 20 questions with you last night how are you still bored
New day, new me
you’re stupid
You’re supposed to ask me how hot it is
…fine. how hot is it, bosco?
Hotter, now that you’re here
that would work better if you’d ever seen me before
i could be a robot for all you know
No robot would be named Gigi
bet
??????
(She wasn’t a robot, but she was looking forward to hearing from Bosco. For some reason.)
Gigi
Gigi
Hey Gigi
what
what do you want
Love <3
i’m leaving
No wait come back I’m joking
How are you?
i’m going out later, so i’m getting ready. pretty good i guess
you?
Going out? Do you have a boyfriend or something?
no boyfriend. no partner either, just some friends.
you didn’t answer the question
Better, now that I’m talking to you
rough day?
Yeah. Got misgendered a lot at work
shit. that sucks, i get it
what do you do for work?
Barista
hmmm you’re the only reason i’m alive
What’s your go-to?
Drink, I mean
iced chai latte with oatmilk
Gay
yes. i literally told you that during 20 questions
you asked if i was single in this conversation and i said “partner”
but no you’re right this is what makes me gay
Oatmilk doesn’t lie
I’ll make you one someday, if I haven’t already
I mean we have the same area code. We’re in the same city, after all
i’ll look for a barista named bosco, then
i expect only the finest iced chai latte with oatmilk
And you deserve it, princess
(She didn’t want to think about why she suddenly got so blushy. If you asked her, it was because she thought of something embarrassing. Definitely not because of the barista haunting her texts, of course not.)
hi bosco i’m tired
You texted first!
Hi, baby
hi
boscoooooo
i havent slept in like two days
Why??
idk didn’t feel like it
made a cute dress though. worth it maybe
I know it’s 3pm but please go get some sleep
ok gnight sco
see ya
Sleep well, baby
(She had dreams of coffee shops. She chose to ignore it)
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neocities guide - why you should build your own html website
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again?
try neocities!!
what is neocities?
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words:
"we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
why should I make my own website?
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!!
building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
what would I even put on a website?
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !!
here are some cool example sites to inspire you:
recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content!
space bar | local interstellar dive bar
creature feature | halloween & monsters
big gulp supreme
peanutbuttaz | personal site
dragodiluna
linwood | personal site
patho grove | personal site
getting started: neocities/html guide
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css
sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating
web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics
w3schools | html tutorials
templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements
eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with
sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles
rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
fun stuff to add to your site
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found
blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe)
gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs
internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers
momg | gif gallery
99 gif shop | 3d gifs
123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages
cbox | add a live chat box
moon phases | track the phases of the moon
gifypet | a little clickable page pet
adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet
tamaNOTchi | virtual pet
crossword puzzle | daily crossword
imood | track your mood
neko | cute cat that chases your mouse
pollcode | custom poll maker
website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
web revival manifestos & communities
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web!
melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum
melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival?
melonking manifesto |
status cafe | share your current status
nightfall city | online community
onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance
sadgrl internet manifesto |
yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource
reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
in conclusion
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :)
say hi to me on neocities
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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
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sorry, I took all your boyfriend's memories and threw him into the wilderness near a child military camp. yeah he remembers you, but only vaguely, and he's going on a dangerous quest with two people he just met even though you told him in a dream vision to stay where he was so you could find him. also the camp wants to keep him forever and make him their new praetor. sorry.
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