#archangels incorrect quotes

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Random kid at school: Wow! You’re family seems so put together- you’re so lucky!!

Astrid: P-put together? My family?!

*flashback to earlier that morning*

Michael: *trying to get everyone ready for school* GO GET CHANGED

Gabriel: *running around in boxers* YOU’LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST, OLD MAN

Lucifer: *spitting out his coffee* PFTT

Michael: OLD MAN-

Castiel: *calmly eating his breakfast* Pass a napkin?

Balthazar: *eating all the napkins* Huh?

Astrid: *standing by the door, ready for school, and regretting all her life choices*

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[incorrectspnquotess]

michael: dammit, gabe!

gabe: what?! it wasn’t me!

michael: sorry, force of habit. dammit, luci!

luci: not me either.

michael: oh... then who set the house on fire?

balthazar: *whistles*

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[ineffable-romantics]

"The demon who now?"

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[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: And then he, uh and then he kissed me. Michael, who is so done at this point: Tongue? Aziraphale: Yeah. Uriel: Cool, now anyways the Second Coming- Aziraphale: But like, he had about 6000 years to do it, well I mean the arrangement started maybe 1500 years ago but- The rest of Angels: *groans*

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[everythingsallticketyboo]

Crowley: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.  Aziraphale: You are my reward.  *meanwhile*  Gabriel: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.  Beelezebub: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: You know, Beelzebub gives Gabriel flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.

Crowley: Whatever you say, angel.

*later*

Crowley: *Gives Gabriel flowers*

Gabriel: ?? Thank? You??

Crowley: I am just as confused as you are.

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[iamyourdensityy]

good omens incorrect tweets because they're fun to do

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[not-so-goodomens]

Aziraphale: I would like to let you know that Crowley and I are in a relationship.

Gabriel and Beelzebub: *gasp*

Nina and Maggie: *gasp*

Muriel: *gasp*

Crowley: *gasp*

Aziraphale: Crowley, why are you surprised?

Crowley: Sorry, I still can't believe it.

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[cheers-me-queers]

Beelzebub: Going faster than a roller coaster~

Gabriel: What.. Is- a roller coaster, exactly?

Beelzebub: Actually... I don't know...

Gabriel: Should we...

Beelzebub:....find out?

[Later]

Both: *unsteady*

Beelzebub: Are we sure that's not some kind of torture device??

Gabriel: I thought for a moment there, I was going to be discorporated.

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[hannibals-favourite-meal]

Y/N: Lucifer won’t come out of his room!

Gabriel: Just tell him I said something.

Y/N: Like what?

Gabriel: Anything factually incorrect.

Y/N, shrugging: If you say so.

Lucifer, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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[miss-alice-evelynn]

Michael: morning all welcome to the fuck demons group, let's go around and talk about how much we hate demons.

Uriel: HATE EM

Metatron: fuck em

Gabriel, who was very confused: yuh I think I misunderstood the group's affirmation

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Michael: *driving* So, how was your day at school?

Astrid: We almost got surprise adopted today!

Michael: What?

Castiel: She means kidnapped

Michael: Oh, okay- *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT-

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[incorrectspnquotess]

*luci's helping gabe out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

michael: how does gabe look?

raph: a little better than you, actually.

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[mimisempai]

"What comes after the letter K?"

Jim found out it was L... and came across the word Love...

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost

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[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale, to the other angels: This isn't very live, laugh, love of you

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[nicolegmattos]

Gabriel: *visiting the bookshop for the first time* What in the holy Heaven is that?

Crowley: Just some of the renovations we have done. Adds a bit of color, don’t you think?

Gabriel: And you are…?

Crowley: Crowley. Pleasure to be meeting you, Gabriel. Quite a pleasure. You are… much more of an asshole in real life.

Gabriel: *turning to Aziraphale* Who’s this? Who is this now? Are you the janitor?

Crowley: No! I am the business partner of the bookshop. You might have heard of me from the original sin.

Gabriel: *thinking* Hmm. No. Guess this is why you call it A.Z. Fell & Co.

Crowley: It was actually Aziraphale’s idea.

Gabriel: Well, that explains a lot.

Crowley: Hahaha. Fuck you.

Aziraphale: Ok! Ok. Anyway…

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