I brought you a new shed cause your old one got stolen! We have hundreds of these things for some reason!
....Sometimes I really consider moving out of Ponyville, you know.
((This was planned to have a few more panels (Banan first grabbing the new shed, then another of Banana and Painty fighting with the sheds Star Wars-style almost, but this took me....two? three? hours which is ANNOYINGLY long considering I could do much more than that in the past, but art tablets and not being that great at using them and all. Eh. Oh well, I hope this is amusing enough XD))
FEATURING:
@ask-coppertop
@askbananapie
And a VERY tiny cameo (Sorry D:) of @painttasticpony / @unlocktheaskblog
"Hello there, I'm Ocellus, a reformed changeling going to the School of Friendship, albeit a different universe from you. So welcome to Tumblr, may I offer you a cupcake?"
I have never heard oh THC lube. How often do you use it?
LOL not often enough apparently because I got it out to take some pics before I put the plug in and it is long-since expired. I've really only used it once and didn't get much out of it but instead of doing the THC lube at 30 asks, I'll do a joint outside with the plug in.
"some of the most heartwarming depictions of community and friendship ive ever seen were in pornographic games about transgender sex but somehow i doubt they're gonna make it into any wholesome directs." Wait wait wait. are these games in your linked rec list?
check out hardcoded by ghosthug games <- warning that link has like tits and everything behind it
Fit: I would never hit my own children. My own biological children. I would never hit my own children, but these little bastards– [he kills a "Snot" a child-like mob] Fair game, fair game. [Fit looks at Ramon] Well, ok, biological or adopted, it doesn't matter. My children– I would never hit my children.
Fit: See, now I just opened up a can of worms– now someone's like "Ramon's your biological child???" So what if he is? So what if he is, huh? [Reading chat] No I'm not a bird, I didn't lay Ramon. That sounds painful. That sounds extremely painful.
[QSMP kicks him off the server]
Fit: You know, and– literally because we're having this conversation right now, the QSMP admins were like "Uhh, no, we gotta restart the server. Fit's talking about pushing eggs out of his ass."
OK SO I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OTHER READERS REALIZED THIS BUT I HAVE TO SHARE IT…
LEIGHTON LAWLEY IS CANONICALLY INFERTILE
so y’all remember how sebastian stepped on and twisted that rat’s dick? and do y’all also remember how lasagna’s from a pure blood family? well, by the year 1930, there were only 28 pure blood wizarding families left (the sacred 28), and the lawley name ain’t one of them! lunchbox never had children. if he had ANY children at all, regardless of gender (at least i think so? but anyways purebloods were basically guaranteed to have at least one male child bc of the family pressure so my theory still stands), the lawley name would have made it onto the sacred 28 list. this also confirms that locomotive died before the year 1930! maybe ratticate did some more whack shit and seb murdered him?🥰🥰🥰
LAWLEY IS INFERTILE ALL THANKS TO SEBASTIAN! what a fucking king 👑 seb did the world a service, forever ridding lamppost’s blood from the gene pool. everyone say thank you sebastian 😊😊😊
thank you all for coming to my ted talk
THANK YOU THIS IS CANON NOW RIP TO THE LAWLEY BLOODLINE 🪦🪦🪦🥰🙏
i'm sorry if this is a bad question, but do you know anywhere online that i can read the vampire chronicles books for free? i don't want to ask my parents for money, i don't think they'd approve of me reading these types of books. i'm 19 but financially dependent on them for the foreseeable future so i don't wanna make them mad
hi! oh no, definitely not a bad question!
here's a link to a shared google folder that's been going around for a while with The Vampire Chronicles books 1-11, plus some other stuff like 'Interlude with the Undead' aka Armand's Playboy Story and 'Vittorio' (a standalone vampire novel that doesn't really have anything to do with the rest of TVC)
and here's a folder I just made that contains the PL-trilogy (so the last three books in the series)
they don't display by publication date in the drive, but the chronological reading order is as follows:
Interview with the Vampire (1976)
The Vampire Lestat (1985)
The Queen of the Damned (1988)
The Tale of the Body Thief (1992)
Memnoch the Devil (1995)
Pandora (1998)
The Vampire Armand (1998)
Merrick (2000)
Blood and Gold (2001)
Blackwood Farm (2002)
Blood Canticle (2003)
Prince Lestat (2014)
Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis (2016)
Blood Communion: A Tale of Prince Lestat (2018)
a little bonus for the DM fans: I extracted the Devil's Minion's chapter from QotD a while ago to make your life and mine that much easier
enjoy, and welcome to our fandom if you decide to stick around! ♥️
Various CR characters, the latest of which is Ashton Greymoore: I don't believe in fate
Matthew Mercer, descending directly into the narrative: the interplay of fate and free will is the most consistent culture-spanning theme in the entire universe I built and is set up as the crux of the finale of Campaign 3 so your belief does not actually matter but this is a great character trait for you to have so go off
i think its so funny that we have no real understanding of WHY jade likes y/n so much because his crush has made him utterly braindead to specifics, just an onslaught of "so cute pretty pretty happy!" so you can't even track where this CAME from
NO FR it's so distressing to poor y/n cause they have no clue what they did to get Jade's attention. But it seems that the others (Floyd and Azul) know exactly why. Just they just can get that information out of them.
We as the readers tho? Dw, we get a chapter dedicated solely to Jade's journey to falling in love with y/n. For funnsies.
I noticed that you changed the bio(I don't know the name) to "I'm like if a bug became a Man" does this mean you returned to the blog? If yes, I'm sorry for what they said and did to you
I’m partially returning. Im probably only going to answer asks and reblog news stuff.
love this episode because of the comedy of Jon saying "we contacted Miss Georgina Barker" in his stuffy professor voice.... sir that is your ex girlfriend
🕊️/ do you like any ships? you don’t have to particularly ship it avidly but any you’re fond of?
i’ve mentioned jondami before but in terms of comics, stephcass!! they’re already so fun together in Batgirl (2000) and then the final issues of Batgirls (2021) really nailed it for me 😭