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keydnamia · 7 months

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Batman: I’m sorry, I only see you as… brother.

Two-face: I got brother-zoned!

Selina: I got friend-zoned!

Joker: I got enemy-zoned! How…romantic! I’ll hate you forever, darling!

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stansilverart · 3 years

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Cute AU Ideas:

no spray, only boyfriends

#jeremiah valeska #wayleska #batjokes #gotham #bruce wayne #babybatjokes #fanart

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jinxofthedesert · 3 years

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Jeremiah: A merry christmas to you, darling *hands Bruce a present*

Bruce: *warily looks at said present* it’s not a bomb, is it?

Jeremiah: You think so little of me, Bruce?

Bruce: Your gift for Valentines was a bomb, Miah. I think I’ve earned the right to be suspicious and you have me tied to a chair *motions towards his feet tied so he can’t stand*

Jeremiah: True, but your arms are free *smiles* and it was just a glitter bomb last time!

Bruce: You weren’t the one finding glitter in random areas months later.

#Gotham #Jeremiah Valeska #Bruce Wayne #Wayleska #Batjokes #babybatjokes #Jeremiah x Bruce

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cannibalgh0st · 4 years

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"You need me! I am the answers to your life's questions! Without me, you're just a joke..! Without a punchline.."

for @gothamnetwork 's february event shipping special♡

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kinsin1 · 5 years

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Let's play together 💕

#valeyne #wayleska #babybatjokes #gotham #my art #batjokes

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cats4stiles · 5 years

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So I got this idea while I was at work

So here it is 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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byebyelittlebutterfiy · 5 years

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just the idea of him swooning for a little act of jerome.

#bruce wayne #david mazouz #gotham #jerome valeska #cameron monagham #valeyne #babybatjokes #batjokes #gotham edit #jerome x bruce #wayleska #wayneska

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lego-batjokes-prompts · 7 years

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Important!! Please read

Does anyone know what has happened to user babybatjokes? They are very active here on the blog (and just sent something to me the other day) but a friend and i noticed they're no longer activated. I'm hoping its just tumblr messing up again or they just needed a break from the site but, please, if you know who they are, could you make sure they're okay? Thanks so much!

#babybatjokes #lego batjokes prompts #concerned #deactivated #thank you #friend

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fanatical-san · 7 years

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CHALLENGE

Eh, I was kinda? (not exactly) tagged by @shinjekinootp, but I thought I’d do this - it looks cool.

RULES: Bold the statements that are true about you

APPEARANCE:

I am 5′7″ or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 push ups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory I’m good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports I’m on/was on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in/was in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing Fandoms are my #1 passion I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been to an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favourite bands concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friends in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced I know a person named Jamie I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least two languages I have made a new friend in the past year

Now for the people I’m tagging: @lego-batjokes-prompts @noodlesforlyfe @jokin-around @babybatjokes @melamungous @laizy-boy

This is completely optional, just for fun. If you wanna know more about anything I’ve highlighted in bold, feel free to ask! <3 And if you weren’t directly tagged, but still wanna do it, then let’s say I DID tag you: challenge yourself :D

#challenge #personal #just for fun #personality #quiz

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ohmilkshakes · 7 years

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I can't digitally art?? (Could've been worse) Possible icon for @babybatjokes!

#it won't let me crop #I'm sorry #I hope you like it!#digital art #drawing app #drawing app that hates me #my awful art #@ Rey #shading??? What is that

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immamausoleum · 7 years

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M SCREAMING GUYS OMG @lavairee @babybatjokes aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS MUCH KINDNESS I NEARLY DIED WHEN I GOT ASK / NOTIFICATIONS/ LET ALONE READING NICE STUFF AAAAAAAAA

#I FIGURED I'D JUST TAG YOU BOTH IN A SCREENSHOT SO I DON'T GOTTA POST BOTH #I'D SEND EM BACK BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT'D START A CHAIN??#BUT RIGHT BACK AT THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!

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keydnamia · 8 months

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Sometimes I think about the original creator of the joker, like they thought to themself that a person falls into the acid and get red lips and white skin and green hair!?

What is the acid, his personal make up artist!?

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rogueones · 7 years

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Tag Stuff

I was tagged by @babybatjokes (actual BatJokes queen)!

RULES: Bold the statements that are true about you

APPEARANCE:

I am 5′7″ or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people (I'm awkward)

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 push ups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on/was on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in/was in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

Fandoms are my #1 passion

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event.

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favourite bands concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship (👀 @aris-personal-blog 👀)

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know (👀 @fightmeatweedhawken 👀)

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them (@ wife)

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year (👀)

I have been in a relationship for at least a year (👀?)

I have had feelings for a friend (👀)

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least two languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

I tag @jdssquip, @fightmeatweedhawken, @dearevanhansegg, @miamor46, and @jereuwumy!!

#sorry if you don't like being tagged!#unimportant

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jinxofthedesert · 3 years

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We're all in agreement that Jeremiah wasn't subtle At. All. With Bruce, right?

Like, he was so obsessed and infatuated and in love that it's really hard to ignore.

#gotham #jeremiah valeska #bruce wayne #wayleska #batjokes #babybatjokes #like i don't care who you are but rewatching all Jeremiah's scenes . . . that was pretty damn gay #insta love at its extreme #which i love of course

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cannibalgh0st · 4 years

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"̸T̵h̷i̸s̴ ̷i̴s̸ ̶w̶a̶y̵ ̵m̶o̷r̵e̸ ̸f̶u̵n̷ ̸t̶h̸e̶n̴ ̸I̴ ̶w̵a̶s̴ ̴e̷x̵p̶e̸c̷t̷i̸n̴g̷.̴ ̴W̸e̴ ̸m̶a̸k̵e̸ ̴a̸ ̶g̶o̵o̵d̸ ̶t̵e̴a̷m̴,̷ ̶y̴o̸u̴ ̵a̸n̸d̵ ̶m̷e̵.̷"̶

for @gothamnetwork 's February event: shipping special 🦇❤🤡

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kinsin1 · 5 years

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涂鸦。just some practice

#wayleska #my art #fox gotham #babybatjokes

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