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even-disco-baby · 2 years

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CUNO — “You look like shit.”

“That bad, huh?”

“Leave me alone, Cuno.”

“Astute observation. Real detective shit.”

CUNO — “Cuno’s always on that detective shit. Observant shit. Putting pieces together like nobody’s business.”

The boy sits down beside you with a creaking of old wood. He grimaces slightly, as if doubting that the steps to the shack will support both of you at once, but then shrugs and settles into the bowing plank.

“Saw your piggy friends pack up and leave. Ditched you, did they?”

PAIN THRESHOLD — His words cause an unexpectedly sharp pang, like a blade shoved between your ribs.

COMPOSURE — You try to breathe through the pain and the creeping dread. Your lungs feel shrunken and certainly not luminous.

“It’s none of your business. Fuck off.”

“They left me to die. I’m going to die here.”

“Maybe they’ll send someone for me. Maybe they’ll come back.”

CUNO — He laughs, but it’s not his usual cackle. It’s quiet and cruel. “You stupid, or something? Nobody comes *back* to this shithole. Fucking pit. You either get out or you die here. They’re gone.”

EMPATHY — Gone like his mother, his father, his only friend in all the world. Gone like his one chance to get out.

INLAND EMPIRE — You failed him, just like you fail everyone.

“You don’t know that. You don’t know anything.”

“I’m sorry. I’m such a piece of shit. Now we’re both gonna die here.”

“Kim might come back.”

CUNO — That gives the boy pause. “…Maybe,” he admits reluctantly. “If he doesn’t wimp out and die.”

PAIN THRESHOLD — Another pang, cold and sharp. It doesn’t bear thinking about.

ESPIRIT DE CORPS — Somewhere else in Revachol, somewhere that feels so very far away, the lieutenant is standing on a fire escape, fingers playing at a pack of cigarettes in his pocket. Thinking about another cigarette on another balcony with another person.

You do not know where he is. You do not even know if this image of him is the truth or just a fervent wish. You may never know, now.

FISHING VILLAGE — The sea is a soft roar in your ears, waves brushing the shore like your hand trailing through a dead man’s hair. It’s getting dark now. Dark and cold.

“I’m tired. Goodnight, Cuno.” [Leave]

“Why are you here?”

CUNO — “The Cuno goes wherever the fuck he wants, pig. Cuno’s town. Cuno’s village.”

LOGIC — He probably came to see if he could figure out a way to make you and the other officers take him with you. Then he saw them leave you behind and realized that there was no hope for either of you.

EMPATHY — And then he got scared. He’s afraid you’ll die and leave him all alone in the world.

CUNO — He wipes his nose on his sleeve, bundling his jacket more tightly around himself. “Cuno oughta trash your dumb shack while I’m at it.”

PERCEPTION — He said “I.” He’s still off the speed.

EMPATHY — He’s thinking about a lot of things. He feels small and sad.

INLAND EMPIRE — Like something that no one ever comes back to. Like Martinaise. Like you.

“You can have the shack when I’m gone. I won’t last long.”

“Fine, trash it. Kick me while I’m down. That’s all anybody does, anyway.”

“Please don’t trash it. It’s not mine, it’s Isobel’s.”

CUNO — “Only joking, baconman. The Cuno’s an honorable guy, you know? Not gonna pick on the elderly.” He glances at you briefly, and then away. “Or Isobel.”

DRAMA — Was that… a joke, sire? Did he mean to make you laugh?

“Fuck off, Cuno.”

“Har har.”

CUNO — Another brief glance out of the corner of his eye, and then away. His hands are restless in his lap, wringing themselves, tapping tattoos against each other. He’s rocking back and forth just a little.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY — On top of everything, the withdrawal is starting to hit him hard. You know the signs all too well.

COMPOSURE — He’s trying not to let on just how scared and alone he feels without Cunoesse. The world feels big and silent to him now.

VOLITION — He needs you. And you need him.

CUNO — “So…” He clears his throat, wrapping his arms around himself and shivering as a cold wind sweeps past. “What are you gonna do? Even the pigs don’t want you. Rotten meat.”

“I’m gonna die. They know I will and they left me anyway.”

“Fuck them. I’ll tear shit up, then. Burn this town to the ground. Fuck everything.”

“I’m gonna get so drunk I forget that I ever cared about them.”

“I’m gonna keep on solving cases without their help, just like I solved this one. I don’t fucking need them.”

“I’m gonna find change for the pay phone and beg them to come back for me.”

“I’m staying right here in Martinaise. I’m not going anywhere, Cuno.”

CUNO — He wipes his nose again, but says nothing. His expression is difficult to read.

EMPATHY — He doesn’t know what to say to that. Doesn’t know if he believes you, either. But he’d like to.

FISHING VILLAGE — Seagulls call to one another in the distance. The ocean continues its gentle ministrations. The sun sets and the day ends. Still, life goes on.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #cuno de ruyter #took me so long to get around to doing a cuno one bc 1) i still haven’t played his route bc i don’t wanna make him a cop 🤢#2) i just… have lots of cuno feelings. ough. my son who calls me slurs and has every disease #but anyway yeah imo the ‘’bad’’ end of disco elysium is probably actually the best one for harry #just by virtue of no longer being a cop 💀#ofc it depends on if he can treat his wound all right and whether he can handle being rejected…#most likely he won’t change but… somewhere in the multiverse etc

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themistressofdolls · 2 months

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Xenos the Cat UNLEASHED II

Chapter I: https://www.tumblr.com/themistressofdolls/743616576495009792/xenos-the-cat-unleashed

Chapter II:

THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS

We landed the jump jet in an underground cave system and started to use parts to build a high tech base where we lived for the next five years.

We played games and had fun but I was bored and wanted to go to the surface to fight back against Baconman that's when we decided to form the freedom fighters!

I went to rusted jumpjet cleaning up out guns and we repaired it and flew to the surface world which was a wasteland now, all the forests and nature was gone “I'll land us in the western kingdom.” Felix the fox said and landed the jumpjet.

We landed in a ruined town filled with skeletons that had been dead a long time “What the hell happened here???!!!!!” I was angry.

Inside a building we found a note that was handed out to the people from Doctor Baconman.

“As your religious pope our enemies of sin are drawing near, thus for the final order all citizens must kill themselves to go to heaven under my command.”

I was fucking sickened by the note “Religion makes people stupid! They took their own fucking lives because of that asshole brainwashing them!” I clenched my fist.

Those who didn't die in the war had been brainwashed by Doctor Baconmans evil religion then made to take their own lives, no nobody but the freedom fighters and Baconmans robots where left.

Fist the echidna was furious as he punched the wall and cried “HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!” He screamed as Cinos hugged him.

“I can't believe it, religion convinced every human, every demihuman on the planet to take their own lives because of some lie of an afterlife.”

I shrugged apathetically because I was above such notions of stupid people “More like a religion of evil, if these people put their stock in it then it only proves they where pretty dumb.”

Operation doomsday and the truth of Parabus

After investigating the ruins we learned Doctor Ivan Baconman had constructed a factory city called mechrotropolis where his citadel was so we got in the jump jet and started our final plan to bring down his empire and avenge the furry people!

In the control room of the citadel Doctor Ivan Baconman watched on the monitors “It tickles my dead black heart to see the planet in ruins Pibley, hahaha.” Baconman laughed

“Yes sire.” Pibley said spinelessly

Typing on the controls Pibley activated the defence systems firing missiles at our jump jet “We're going to crash, hold on tight! Ahhhh!” Fist said and I grabbed my buster sword, duel pistols and jumped sky diving without a parachute because my mana allowed me to use feather fall magic.

“HERE I COME BACAONMAN! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE THEN TOO BAD, COPE AND CRY!” I laughed as I started shooting down tons of his robots pretty easily.

A big robot with mini guns for arms and duel rocket launchers attacked but I used hadoken blast to blow it to smithereens “You went down like a bitch.” I laughed and Cinos and the others where impressed with how powerful I had grown in five years.

Baconman was watching on his machine throne punching the computers “PIBLEY KILL THAT FUCKING CAT BOY! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!” He picked Pibley up by the collar choking him.

“Y...yes sire at once sire!” Pibley cried sending stronger tactical robots out.

I went super on command and blew the robots apart with a single Ki Sinki beam “Is that the best you've got? Pathetic, I'm coming to end this Bacon boy!” and I blew up the main gate and flew into the base cutting down 100s of robots with my buster sword.

“Begin operation doomsday, if I can not have planet Parabus NOBODY CAN!” Baconman smiled with evil and his robotic eyes glowed red.

Rushing to the bases reactor core I fought two G809 robots which where heavily armed and put up a fight but Cinos spin dashed them and I was able to blast them with a hailstorm of bullets as they exploded “We're almost there lets kick Bacon boys imperial butt!” Cinos smiled and ran in at light speed.

Fist the echidna then drop slammed the ground sending robots into the air as they exploded into pieces of scrap “You want a fight, you got one!” Fist taunted.

We arrived at the reactor chamber and Doctor Baconman was there in a gaint mecha armed to the teeth “So you must be Xenos the one working with that annoying hedgehog Cinos, I will make mincemeat out of you.” Baconman was pretty pissed off which was funny to me.

“You're going to die for ruining the planet Parabus.” I drew my buster sword.

Baconman armed his mecha and laughed “You fool you have no idea, the planet Parabus is EARTH IN THE FAR FUTURE! Aliens attacked and humans and aliens used horrific weaponry that ruined the planet and created a new age and furries but you all forgot the black history and repeated the cycle of war! In fact humans where so stupid I was able to take over their religion and use it to control them because religion is for stupid people hahahahaha!”

I got pissed off remembering the millions who died because of what Doctor Baconman did during the war and when he became pope.

“TIME TO DIE!” I shouted.

But the doctor wagged his finger as his robotic eyes glowed and he took out a switch “I recreated the same photon gene bombs used in the war three thousand years ago which are buried under the earth and when I press this button operation doomsday will begin turning the bombs on as they explode the planets core!”

A hologram appeared showing me the black history, warfare between mech armors, nuclear bombs raining on the planet over and over then alien bio-mutagenic weapons cracking the crust as a new war turned the planet to hell with overlords, fascists, rebels and regimes rising and falling over the eons to where we are today.

“This is the black history and you where part of it hahaha.” The Doctor smirked.

He then typed into his mechas command console “Now I shall create a new black history and reduce this planet into molten slag.”

I wasn't scared of such a stupid threat as I flash stepped instant teleporting next to him as I sliced his trigger finger arm off with my buster sword as black blood sprayed everywhere “MY ARM YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU!” Baconman screamed in pain and I laughed.

“GO TO HELL AND DON'T COME BACK!” And I punched him through the chest and crushed his nanomachine powered cyborg heart as the life drained from him.

Doctor Ivan Baconman the brutal tyrant of the planet Parabus and bane of the freedom fighter was dead.

Constructing the Sutakatta gunblade

As the base began to self destruct the reactor created a portal and I was pulled in falling through a vortex as I crashed into a strange temple and there was a miko priestess there “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO CINOS?!” I shouted.

“My name is Reimi Hikari a shrine maiden, you must be an outsider.” She smiled joyfully at me which I found pretty annoying but it started to grow on me.

I sighed “Who the hell are you calling an outsider and where am I?” I shouted because this was a strange place with forests and mountains.

“You are in Genshinki a land of magic that boarders on the Earth world as you know it, here the mysterious lives in harmony but you must be careful because humans can be eaten by youkai here if they are not careful.” She explained to me.

I laughed “I'm not human, I'm a cat and I know how to fight so don't worry about me.”

Some vampire girls where starting an incident and Reimi and her friends had to go stop them so I decided to help out, when they saw how powerful my super form was they quickly backed down realizing that messing with me was a bad idea.

Me and Reimi as well as her friend Marcala became a good team as we went on a few adventures to stop rouge youkai and magicians.

One day we went to the angel mountain where the Goddess Lunaria lived “This is where the golden forge is, a forge created by the Gods of old.” Marcala explained as went inside and the forge was huge.

“THIS IS AMAZING!” I gasped and the Goddess Lunaria appeared and she was beautiful.

She looked at my weapons “Reimi said you wanted a sword, I can help you form a legendary weapon that will complement your incredible power!” She said.

That's when I had an idea “Make me something cool, I want a gunblade! Then my enemies will think twice before they fuck with me in the future.”

We gathered chaos metal the rarest metal in Genshinki along with ultima grade mana crystals and omega carbon metal as I helped hammer the forge constructing the blade and blessing it with the power of the 50 spirits of the divine sages.

Through the celestial fires the SUTAKATTA GUNBLADE WAS FORGED and I marked it with my own blood to sign it as mine as I swung the blade and its shock wave alone was so powerful it cleaved a wall in half “NOW I'M PLAYING WITH POWER!” I smirked.

The lunar fall ceremony

One morning everyone in Genshinki started going crazy as a fairy with a chainsaw came into the shine “I WANT TO SEE THE PRETTY RED WATER COME OUT OF HEHE!” And she spun around with the chainsaw but I cut it in half with the Sutakatta gunblade.

I used cure of moons to restore her since I knew some kind of force had corrupted her AND I WAS RIGHT!

“What the hell is going on and why you acting so crazy?” I asked her and the fairy calmed down realizing what she tried to do.

The blue haired water fairy tried to remember “It was last night there was a bright glow from the moon and everyone became angry and insane.” She cried.

I realized a dangerous incident was happening so I got geared up putting on my cool wizard trenchcoat and taking my gunblade. I had been here a while and studied magic so I had gotten a lot better at casting high level spells “Something must be wrong with the moon.” It was easy for me to piece that together because I used my mind palace which let me think really fast.

Outside it was chaos in the forests and human town of Steamberg as everyone was on a rampage torturing and killing each other “I won't let the god damn moon ruin this beautiful world I have come to love!” I screamed to the heavens.

I tracked down my friend and fellow merc Udon Bunny who was a demihuman like me but half bunny instead of cat “What is doing this? You have history with the moon you must know something!” I asked.

“Its the Lunar fall ceremony, you see a thousand years ago people settled on the moon under the Goddess Tsukuyomi but they grew to hate humans because they where infested with the concept of sin and even worse they hate Genshinki more because they seem them as the most impure of beings who must be purged.” she told me and it made my blood boil.

It made my blood boil with fire “They remind me of another group from the Earth world we called nazis.” I snapped back BECAUSE I HATE NAZIS!

War against the Lunarians

I flew towards the boarder of Genshinki where a golden spaceship was there setting up a relay device with some bunny soldiers “So Udon Bunny was right, it is the moon.”

A katana welding woman with an eye patch was there “So you must be the legendary Xenos but the power of the Lunar gods makes us invincble so why not just lay down and accept your death because you have no chance against us.” She smugged.

I went super mode as my hair turned gold and my aura was more bright it seemed in my anger I had became an asended super demi human “What is this power, how did you became an asended demi human?” The general lady was shocked and tried to channel her goddesses power into her katana but I teleported out of the way and drove the Sutakatta gunblade through her chest as blood and guts went everywhere and the bunny soldiers where fucking terrified because I took their powerful general out in one hit “Welcome to the slaughter, motherfuckers!” I grinned as I started taking them out and they screamed in terror as I sliced and diced them with my gunblade then blew the rest up with ki attacks.

Remembering the taoist teachings I learned I used the flow to pick up their golden space ship which scared Udon and Reimi “Don't worry I've got this.” and I spun at light speed and threw the ship which blasted into space and smashed into the Lunar capital on the moon as causing a nuclear blast.

Then I flew into space focusing all my power as I slammed into the moon.

The Lunarian locals where scared shitless as a tainted Earth person dared step on their world “They are an inferior lifeform, they poison our great holy land by standing here!” Shouted a Lunar noble so I fired a hadoken beam blowing him up.

“The world below is my domain and anyone who fucks with it is messing me and for hurting those I care about YOU'RE GONNA KNOW REAL PAIN!” I warned them but it didn't stop them as the Lunarian knights and Samurai came out to fight me with high level moon magic.

I took out my MP3 player putting the song holy frick on getting me into an epic mood as I started punching the soldiers guts out taking them out one by one at high speeds.

Powering back up into asended super demihuman I flew high speed turning hundreds of lunarian elite soldiers into gibs while launching thousands of punches while flying “Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda!” I shouted

Channeling my form I used ulitma magic to blow up buildings and even used the flow to throw larger buildings into soldiers.

Suddenly some castle guards stopped me in massive armor they put up more of a fight but I used the absolute blood shell attack from my gunblade cracking their lunarian armor then I sliced them up as they went down.

I used the X slash cutting the castle doors into four pieces and ran inside as I cut down guard after guard making my way to the top floor to find the nasty eugenics woman who was running the entire lunarian operation.

At the top floor which was like a palace the leader was an elegant women with a katana and fan and her magical power was over the limit “I am lady Tomoyo commander of the Lunar armed forces, so you are demi human interfearing with her cleansing operation of the earth but know this by destorying the tainted boarder world we will spread purity to earth world and bring an era of peace.” She said.

“Peace? AT THE COST OF MY FRIENDS!? THATS NO PEACE WORTH PAYING!” I pointed my gunblade at her.

She giggled “A few million lives is a perfect price for peace, after all how many breads do you eat?” Lady Tomoyo laughed with no empathy for her victims.

Rushing forward with pure rage in my asended super form I punched her over 500 times at light speed but she dodged each blow and the hits that did connect did zero damage to her “WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THIS AND WHY CAN'T I DO ANY DAMAGE!”

She glowed with a bright light light and fired thousands of beams at me as I took a lot of damage, it was the first time in a while someone put up a real fight against me.

“Heel boy!” She smirked at me turning her katana into a metal whip as she slashed me with it over and over

Lady Tomoyo then summoned silver spears of moonlight stabbing me in my arms and legs as I was pinned to the wall.

The moonlight ceremony shined through the window as it touched my blood but because of my power and strong will it didn't drive me insane but instead I felt the flow of the moon goddess in my being as silver light covered me “I let myself go to the power of the moon like the magic users of the eternaity kingdom!” I said as the moonlight covered me surpassing all my previous forms as I exploded into light with silver spiked hair and a silver trench coat which sparked.

THIS WAS MY LUNAR SUPER FORM AWAKENED!!

“This is impossible the moon serves us the true and most pure beings HOW COULD THE GODDESS GIVE YOU POWER AN INFERIOR LIKE YOU!” Lady Tomoyo screamed as her once beauitful face had the most ugly pissed off expression, she was really seething hard.

Feeling my unlocked power my speed supassed lady Tomoyo who couldn't keep up as I channeled silver energy into Sutakatta breaking her katana whip into pieces then I punched her two thousand times at sonic boom speed with each punch cracking a rib over and over “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!” I shouted punching her again and again and kicking her hard in the face as she smashed through a wall and out into the lunar surface as I flew after her “YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME YOU MOON NAZI BASTARD!” I shouted kicking her into the air.

The injustice of what she did flashed through my memory, the millions the Lunarians would have killed had I not stopped them “I realize what I must do I HAVE TO FINISH YOU OFF SO YOUR EVIL REIGME DIES WITH YOU!” Then I flew at light speed as my fists slammed into her chest and her back burst spraying blood everywhere.

Then I kept flying before punching her into the surface of Mars where she exploded.

However I exhusted so much energy and reverted back to super demihuman one as I drifted back to Earth and started burning up in the atmosphere.

THE RETURN TO EARTH AND MY EVIL SELF

I crashed into Japan just outside Tokyo and some yakuza guys took me in and nursed me back to health “We found you outside the city pretty beat up so we got some medicine to help you because you look pretty badass like us.” Said the tough Yakuza guy in the white suit.

“Thanks for the help but I can look after myself.” and I used a taoist healing meditation techquine called a healing trance to regenerate myself which impressed the yakuza clan.

The tough guy respected me “You seem pretty strong, our clan the Shinigami Yakuza have been attacked by our rival the orge alliance who are working with some strong fighter who killed some of our best guys.” He told me.

I wanted a challenge so I told the yakuza guy that I'd take care of it.

Out on the street I was fucking shocked to see who it was IT WAS ZENOS MY DARK SELF AND HE WAS KILLING SHINIGAMI PEOPLE “I thought I destoryed you back in America!” I took out the Sutakatta while Zenos drew the Crystal pandemonium blade which transformed into the Crystal pandemonium GUNBLADE.

“Evil never dies Xenos no matter how many times you kill it.” He said with a sick smile and we clashed blades but I powered up into my Lunar super form and cut him into four pieces then fired a lunar Kanaihen beam atomizing him once and for all.

The tough Yakuza guy thanked me and his name turned out to be Ken Ryugati so we had a big feast that night and they declared me a friend of the Shinigami clan.

My life in Tokyo

It had been a few months since I settled down and moved in with my new girlfriend Nyan Chan and her best friends Nekomata and Ryo-Owo who where cat demihumans like me and we had fun adventures plus I started going to school with them because growing up as I did I never managed to get an education.

School in Japan was pretty fun all things considered plus with all powerful I was the bullies never fucked with anyone or else they would deal with me.

We had lunch together like we did every day “Try the bento box Xeno its a Japanese delicacy.” Nyan chan smiled and it tasted really good.

I also had a can of monster assault to wash it down because its my favourite flavor “Lets hit the arcades after class Nyan chan.” I said and WE DID!

Me, Nyan-Chan, Nekomata, Ryo-Owo and the others from class went down to the Akiba arcade which was massive and had every arcade machine from shooters to dance machines and we had an amazing time.

I got the high score in BEMANI which blew everyone away “Wow, Xenos you're amazing at gaming.” Said one of the girls from class who had a crush on me but she had no chance because my heart belonged to Nyan-Chan.

The Evil headmaster strikes

One day at school everyone was weird and acting like a bunch of fucked up conformists complete with fucked up uniforms like they where in some kind of nazi youth group “What the fucking hell is going on?” I shouted and they pointed at me.

“You have free will you will be punished by the new headmaster” they all said together in a creepy voice so I used a sonic strike attack to knock them out, I broke a few bones but I didn't kill anyone because it seemed they where under some kind of hypnosis.

I met Ryo-Owo and she told me a new headmaster had taken over the school called Ken Starmer and had brainwashed people to become conformists to serve his evil agenda.

Someone had to confront this Evil headmaster and brainwashing my friends was a fast track way to end up in a body bag so I grabbed the Sutakatta gunblade and my High breaker katana and went to find the headmasters office.

I confronted Ken Starmer who had purple sunglasses on and a white jacket looking like some kind of fucked up alien scientist “I knew you where coming here, you are a rule breaker and we can not allow rule breaking in our new orderly and proper society of British values which I am bringing to Japan.” Said Ken Starmer.

“Why are you doing this you boring conformist nutjob?” I demanded some answers and the wrong answers would have be taking heads.

He stood up almost robotically “You see Japan is too free, I will make a world of order where people will work and produce for society. People have too much freedom and emotion which must be corrected through British value systems.” He said.

“I shall now drink from the puddle of darkness.” He consumed black water from a pit in his office as he glowed with evil magic.

Before he could do anything I went into Lunar super demihuman form and cut his head off as yellow blood and wires sprayed everywhere which was fucked up “KEN STARMERS A ROBOT? HES A GOD DAMN ROBOT!”

I had no idea who built him or for what but the school was back to normal “Lets go home play some fortnite and get something to eat haha” I smiled and Nyan-Chan hugged me.

The betrayal of friends

I went back to my house after school when tech-swat officers in black armor opened fire on me “This is section eight hanzer corps, you are the infamous Xenos the cat you will come with us for containment and arrest!” Said the swat command.

I wiped blood off my cheek and drew my katana channelling fire as the blade was lit up with flames “You made a big mistake, now you're going to pay the price!” I warned them as I sliced them apart, using the katana to cut up their bullets before they even got near me.

After I killed the last swat soldier I went to Nyan-Chans house to warn her “It was me I reported you to section eight for the reward money, I had to get it to pay for my moms healthcare since she is dying.” She looked sad and I understood.

Through when I left I SWORE I WOULD KILL EVERYONE SHE LOVED FOR HER BETRAYAL!

Revengence against Nyan-Chan

I pushed glowing red energy through the Suttakata gunblade was I went to the police station first to make them pay for daring to attack me. The gunblade was covered in red glowing light as the police ran to the hall to take positions and I used the taoist arts to crush the front doors and began cutting each officer down one by one.

They fled in fear as I rammed them into walls and the roof. One stupid idiot banged on the door crying for mercy as I stabbed him through the door.

They where scared shitless as I focused raw mana into my hand and used the flow to crush every bone in one guys body.

After that I went to Nyan-Chans home as I killed all her friends and loved ones as she cried and then I finished her off.

My training in Russia.

I took a plane to Moscow and when I landed I punched the countries leader Vladimir Putin so hard I knocked all his teeth out and left his face a mess in order to assert my dominance. Lets just say the Russian military and police didn't want to mess with me after that.

Knowing what I had to do I went deep into the mountains where a group of magic users where training lead by the gun mage mercenary BLACKROSE! I heard about the legends that she has over 300 kills, not as much as me but I had to respect her kill level.

She was training with her elemental rifle when she came me arrive “So you are Xeno Edgeblade I have been expecting you.” She knew my code name Edgeblade which surprised me at first.

“I know lots of things, our order has agents all over the world gathering intelligence.” She explained to me and it made sense.

Suddenly time slowed down as she punched me into the air “Your training begins now, there will be no mercy BE READY!” She said taking me off guard as we sparred together with the other gun mages.

I used the fire arm kata about to channel mana through my guns, plus I trained to shoot better while slashing with my melee weapons.

Forging Odin and Zenkata

Blackrose took me deep into the forests to mine the rare Omega metal then we started to forge two magic magnums which I called ODIN AND ZENKATA! I tested them firing off 100s of shots as my magic regenerated ammo GIVING ME INFINITE BULLETS!

I felt even more badass than before as I summoned magic golems filling them up with round after round as I did sick moves in midair, cutting one of the golems heads off with my gunblade then slicing the other with my katana then firing 50 shots into its remains.

“You have done well, with these devil arms you shall be a true gun mage.” Blackrose said as my training as complete.

My job as a freelancer

As a gun mage I travelled the world hunting down evil crime bosses, terrorists and rouge magic users as a mercenary and I was good at it!

My last job took me to the middle east to hunt down the leaders of ISIS as I ran along the walls opening fire as a storm of magical bullets rained down on them and they where so scared they shit themselves and I laughed “WELCOME TO THE STORM!” I taunted them taking one of their leaders down with my gunblade and another with duel katanas.

After that I got a huge bounty reward from the united nations who thanked me for putting an end to ISIS once and for all.

My infamy grew through each job that I earned the title KATANA OF JUSTICE because I used my duel welding katanas to finish my targets off.

Crystal destiny final mix

I was walking down the street when an energy field surrounded me and warped me to a realm of crystal outside the void filled with floating crystal castles and alien looking structures “WHERE THE FUCKING HELL AM I RIGHT NOW!” I was going to waste the asshole who sprited me away to this strange realm.

A man in black robes with glowing runes floated down wearing a silver mask covering his face “Xenos Edgeblade it is my duty to protect the timeline from you so the sundering can advance, I shall unmake the fall of my comrades and test your power!”

Suddenly I was face to face with the catboy known as Xenos Edgeblade as I played the battle music to the edge igniting my silver crystal X blades then sending ice fire towards him as I spun at him creating a circle of crystal ice which cut into him.

“You're not that bad but I'm better!” Xenos shouted charging at me with his gunblade which I perried using the crystal X blades

I slashed at him many times then spun creating a tornado of crystal ice laced with the power of the cold void itself which he quickly blocked “You are strong indeed, we shall meet again Xenos Edgeblade.” I said and opened a cloud of darkness vanishing into the unknown.

The strange robed man pissed off and the crystal ream shattered sending me back to the streets like nothing happened “Next time we meet I'll take you out!” I swore.

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