#because you MISCALCULATED

[ssreeder]

#why do you hate me??? #why do you not only take my word count and rub my face in it #BUT YOU USE MY BLORBOS TO DO IT?!?! #I hate you thotty #I made that gif just for you #because you MISCALCULATED #I like hawks 1000x more than Bakugo. even though I do still love me some Bakugo haha #I have a thing for angry flawed characters ok?! #*hugs Bakugo and jet* #except hawks he isn’t flawed he’s perfect sucks to suck everyone who isn’t hawks #ANYWAYYYYY I think I’ll be at a million in like 3 chapters ugh #UGH #UEGFUWBUCIQJEBXHA *rubs face of phone screen* #if I was being really clever I could have put a lemillion gif instead #GET IT #LE MILLION!!?? haha no you don’t because you’ve never watch MHA #so Ha thotty HAAA #I’m sorry I’m such a bully no wonder I like Bakugo and jet ugh haha #zukos not far off from being a bully either though haha #kicking in peoples doors searching for the avatar telling Jee and his crew he doesn’t give a fuck about their safety haha #ok sorry I’m done #tag ramble over #enjoy my gif thotty IT IS JUST FOR YOUUUUU #LIAB #thotty tag #thotty with a bitty #thotty I love you obviously which is why I’m mean to you #MWAH MWAH

[ghost-bxrd]

Static crackles over the phone, Dave choking on cigarette smoke no doubt, “S’cuse me, what?”

Jason doesn’t laugh. It’s not funny.

“I said to shoot the Bats.”

Another staticky sound, “Boss, I- even Robin?”

Jason takes a deep breath, “Yes.”

“But, uh, sir, Robin’s a kid, are you-“

“He’s sixteen,” Jason snaps, “I was fifteen when I die-“ He cuts himself off, breathing deeply.

On the other end of the line, Dave is silent.

“He’s not a kid,” the words burn in his throat, “You don’t get to be a kid in those colors, Dave. Just fucking do as I say.”

— Sneak peek of chpt xii of What You’re Longing For (you claim to abhor)

#another #sneak peek #because I miscalculated the update time for this chapter #sorry :((( #yeah #I really think you guys will like the last chapter tho #:) #more angst lol #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #what you’re longing for you claim to abhor #bruce wayne #tim drake #red hood #ghost talks #batman

[weidli]

the good lord ain't bringing me home

#black sails #me at 10pm: ah you know what i may as well finish it today! then i won't be distracted by it tomorrow and can do my reading! #me at 2am: Miscalculations Have Been Made. #i am still proud of it though. also this song FUCKS so hard. what a bass #'home' here is simultaneously death and the hamiltons btw. first it's just them and then it's miranda and death because he thinks that's #where thomas is and then it's just death because that's where they both are and then. :) #captain flint and friends

[sciderman]

I saw this in A friends T shop while on my trip to Georgia and it radiates Peter Parker

i don't know WHAT you're talking about. uncle ben could hardly outwrestle him PRE-spider-bite. he was always a stud.

#im gonna cry about him. i love him. #you know what. i'm so mad i didn't get to the six armed spider-man storyline i scripted because guess what. #the normal serum actually WORKS and we get to see this peter parker make a come-back. #sighs. god. the scripts were so funny. shut up. i still want to do it. #a peter parker who. if he loses his powers becomes a scrawny little athsmatic weakling again. #and he's like hm. i may have miscalculated. #sci speaks

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Fyodor really tried it and Sigma said think again bitch

#actually fyodor ur wrong because atsushi put that belief in him first me thinks #yk in atla when Mai and Azula are scrapping and Mai says No YOU miscalculated! #that’s what I thought of here #bsd #bsd sigma #bsd chapter 107

[mysteryposter]

Wiggle Icons Part II

once again these are for my toyhou.se if you wanna see em in the field ^-^ for galar, paldea, pmd2, and hisui folders

#my dumbass miscalculated and i made 9 instead of 8 so um. rip xeron you dont get to be posted because i dont love how u turned out #nayarts #oc: acer #oc: gabbertrap #oc: icefire #oc: sweetpea #pokemon art #pokemon oc #cinderace #revavroom #charizard #purugly

[billford-dump]

Bill and Ford getting into a fight, first verbal, then physical, and then it escalates and suddenly Ford isn't fighting because he's angry, he's fighting for his life because it's kill or be killed and he's so far from home and earth and his brother and everything familiar-

Bill is... Well, no real human could ever come back from something like that. But Bill, impossible as always, sits up from the pool of blood and pushes the pieces back into place and grimaces as they rearrange themselves to where they belong, and he says he's sorry.

Ford isn't a naturally violent person. He doesn't like to fight, or hurt people, but thirty years have brought some feral part of him dangerously close to the surface, ready to be unleashed at a moments notice. Bill didn't mean to push that far, thought he could predict Ford's limits better, but he was wrong. He admits it, and apologizes, even as his body knits itself together with the power he can barely use anymore and blood stains the floor and his clothes and fills the air with a metallic smell.

Ford hasn't lost control like that in years, since even before he came back. He's gotten close, gotten animalistic, but never completely lost it like that. He's scared, but Bill isn’t upset, Bill says I'm sorry and I love you and it's... not fine, but a little bit more okay than before.

Bill isn't quite as okay as he says he is, physically or emotionally, but at that moment Ford is terrified of himself and he needs Bill to be okay. And Bill, for all his rage and bitterness, still cares for this pathetic, dangerous old man. He can pretend, at least for a little while.

#gore #blood #ptsd #billford #gravity falls #bill cipher #ford pines #human bill cipher #ford being traumatized #not particularly detailed gore but better safe than sorry #bill SEVERELY miscalculated #yeah he wants to annoy ford and poke at him and be a thorn in his side til death do them part #(thats what you get for killing me sixer you get an annoying little bitch by your side for the rest of your life) #but at this point their arguments are mostly a game for bill and it stops being fun when ford is scared instead of angry #priority 1 is calm ford down priority 2 is find a quiet place to freak out for a while about almost dying again #like that genuinely terrified him #hes pretty sure the only reason he was able to use enough power to heal himself is because his body died #and it was some sort of reflex to keep himself alive

[yellourr]

azula doesn’t have blue fire in the live action…

#[ ♛ ] ─── 𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙎 𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙎 #people are saying the writers probably wanted to build a character arc with her but the whole point is that she’s a firebedning prodigy #she’s always been in a league above her peers #it’s the reason that ozai favours her abilities in comparison to zuko #its also the fuel for their dynamic like zuko has an inferiority complex to his younger sister #and she revels in it because she knows that she’s on a level that can’t be touched by him #it also works beautifully with the way that she slowly starts to lose it #because she’s now realizing that she can’t just rely on fear and power to get what she wants #the whole ‘you miscalculated’ scene is a testament to that #maybe I’m looking too deeply into it but you know what they say- if it ain’t broke don’t ‘fix’ it

[heytheredeann]

I was tagged by @imgoingtofreakoutnow, thank youuu <3

RULES: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

I did some writing last night, this is the last thing I worked on:

It’s possible that he might have miscalculated just how concerned they were about him.

Tagging: @cha-melodius @deducitetemporacarmen @huggiebird @deducitetemporacarmen @thetamehistorian @ikeepwatchinghelicopters @geralt-of-vengerberg @cherryjuicegf @fireflyxrebel-writes @chaoslynx @iceywrites @vegeeetaaaaaa @witch-and-her-witcher @derogative

#i love that it was that line because like. CLASSIC loooool of COURSE you 'miscalculated' pffffffffffffffffft #ely has shit to say #not spn #tag game #imgoingtofreakoutnow

[porlovistoeinmasochist]

#arthur harrow #I am amused at how doomed he is; which of course is a must for becoming one of my favorites. He said putting glass in my shoes will balance #my scales; will erase my sin. boy did he miscalculate. I am also amused at how much christian his take on penance looks like.opposed to the #idea of being judged by Maat (here Ammit); the idea that it was not possible to be perfect; just balanced.Instead every way penance #atonement-repentance is interpreted; he won't ever get absolution.penance from paenitentia=repentance as the desire to be forgiven; #which he wants. he knows his hope is futile; but he still desires it. He uses the interpretation of penance; as deeds done out of penitence #focusing more on the external actions; than the repentance=referred as the true interior sorrow for one's hurtful words or actions. #He sees his sin as having enjoyed dealing out pain on khonshus behalf; but repentance implies a purpose of amendment which means the #resolve to avoid such hurtful behavior in the future. And boy does he seriously drop the ball on that one; because he still is murdering #his way through his idea of a salvation; for himself and the world at large; even knowing it will end in mass murder. Could he feel #contrition= remorseful or regret as defined as deepest and firmest sorrow for one's wrongdoings. For example after killing the elderly #lady in the alps; he didn't seem to enjoy that killing; but I don't think he regrets it. And goodness do his problems with his take on #penance keep piling up; because it takes two to tango in this guilt and absolution game; a sinner and a god and he is screwed with #any of his gods be it khonshu or ammit. ‘God's kindness is meant to lead you to repentance’= goodness of God leads to repentance; #but God’s goodness does not erase his wrath. his gods have wrath to spare; most of all selfishness; pettiness in spades. If his #penance is dependent on the kindness of god we know he is out of luck. Even taking an approach to penances as epitemia which #are given with a therapeutic intent so they are opposite to the sin committed; he is again out of luck. He can't do epitemia in the true #sense of it=which is doing the opposite of his sin. He would need to give up his life for the ones he took.I still believe that he; #as a true ex-avatar of khonshu; is constantly suicidal. So maybe his endgame secretly was that his death should serve as the #last penance. But true epitemia; that is neither a punishment; nor merely a pious action; is specifically aimed at healing the spiritual #ailment that has been confessed; that will be forever out of his reach. Specially because he really has a gift for choosing the gods #he sells himself into slavery for. If it is believed that penance while a duty is first of all a gift from a god=‘no man can do any penance #worthy of God's consideration without his first giving the grace to do so'; it is in this where he again is screwed because he started #the assignment without knowing what it really was. This self imposed penance was without the ‘permission’/order from his #chosen deity; which leaves the god/dess in charge to reject the penance and to happily apply and bend their own rules for what #should constitute his penance=again a servitude without a hope of freedom. Becoming himself a walking reminder to everyone and #mostly to himself that gods are as abusing corrupt and selfish as the evil he wanted to erase and they don’t want penance or #balanced scales. They want tools to do their work = he is screwed because if khonshu doesnt let go of A+ slave material;Ammit isn’t #interested in his atonement or his unbalanced scales for what she sees is his future; she sees a useful servant #and its as easy as this I can reach tag limit in rambling on my favorite subjects guilt imperfect deities and doomed characters

[dorenarox]

Why is TF2 so full of narcissists that think they're hot shit and need to screech into their microphones.

Wait, right, PvP.

#Truth #fuck you I'll blame EVERYTHING on PvP because PvP is a CURSE #Whoever thought it up was a sick and twisted individual! #Actually I can't tear it down TOO hard because I bet whoever invented it didn't think the culture around it would be...well like THAT #A miscalculation or was it deliberate?

[duaghterofstories]

#it’s not that pressing #i didn’t like it #you did like it #what’s the issue #not every ‘perfect rep’ is up someone’s alley #i like different stories and other books that also have amazing queer rep #heartstopper’s writing style and lack of escapism didn’t appeal to me #i barely even read realistic fiction #and when I do it’s usually about the weird outcast #who is usually an outcast because if something they can’t control #getting friends despite all of that #think ocdaniel or the miscalculations of lighting girl #heartstopper isn’t like either of those #i don’t like it #and that’s okay #heartstopper

[chillingandtoxic]

Hiii!! I would love to know more about Minnie, if you're willing! How is she related to Marina? Was she ever part of the octarian army? How old is she? Also, I love her design so much, she's so cute!!!!

AHHHH thank you for asking !! I’m soooo willing to talk more about Minnie.. She’s related to Marina as her little sister!! In splatoon 3 I imagine her to be around 17 so that would make her around … 10 when Marina left to the surface?

Admittedly I havent thought much about if she was part of the octarian army yet? Logically she probably would have been (considering marina finished elementary training at NINE???) but part of me wants to say she wasn’t .. shrug

RAHHH I’m so glad you think she’s so cute !!!!! She’s literally my pride and joy and I was soooo nervous to share her online but like .. I couldn’t just NOT share her Yknow.. she’s so silly

#omg thank you so much for asking me about her #If I get any more questions I’ll explode (< positively) #also unintentionally because her name is Minnie and she’s Marinas little sister… that makes her Mini ida #Marina ida #Minnie Ida #splatoon oc #would you like to know what happened to her AFTER marina left :)? #edit - realized I miscalculated the ages because I forgot marina wasn’t actually 18 when she left she was 16? making Minnie 10 when she left

[bayleaf-2]

*takes off glasses and pinches bridge of my nose* god hpw much vivi lore have i posted here again

#asked a friend what they thought vivis lore was based on what id posted and their reply was like. #something involving the words vague and meta #Based on the 'do it all differently' post probably #anyway #lore drop #So Vivis an undertale oc based on an RP i did with a friend yeaaaaars ago. like. the year undertale came out and in early middleschool #they were much better at it than me on accounr of being 2 years older and also a DM so theres the disclaimer on her og lore being shitty #Uh. The reason I dont talk about it is because there Is no plot. the plot of vivi constantly changes #originally it was just goofing off in the world messing with magic the occasional edge trademark of middleschoolers ya know how it is #for a while i had one of those angsty things canonized that being g//ster kidnapping her for no reason no im not exaggerating #altho i did give him a reason #that being that shes the 2nd human to fall being purple and so SOUL EXPERIMENT TIME BABY #CURRENTLY and emphasis on the currently the experimenting does happen but hes not. evil he just makes a grave miscalculation #that being the power needed to take down the barrier. if you havemt seen her toyhouse basically sjes the reason they know the exact #number of souls at the price of hers getting really damaged #where was i #oh yeah shes also the skelebros adopted sister because that was the easiest way to label and carry over the relationship she had with #s//ns in the og rp (it was not weird or romantic in the slightest my friend just wanted a character to play and he happened to be the one #they chose) ive been playing around a lot with the 3s dynamics its fun lol #uhhh what else. Oh yeah shes an undertsle oc rrom middle school so half the stuff i draw is not canon events that happen vivis like a jar #of raw edge and 'idc if it makes sense its fun to draw' that i crack open every once in a while (cough like weekly) #As for when she gets on the surface thats a bit more cringey lore wise but this is tumblr and yall can just fuckin skip past this honestly #if youve made it this far hi???? sorry for mmakin you read this many tags??? haha aw man #anyway basically shes. classified as a glitch because of the whole barrier incident and when frisk falls (yes that happens) everything #Breaks and shes suddenly on the surfsce. Alone. #After months of rrecoverin and being with her family and in a nice town shes suddenly got no one #plot holes abound but stories and ocs are for fun so #until she meets a girl who seems to know stuff about mt ebbot like shes been down there before. she also??? doesnt have anyone??? which is #scary (shes little. not single digits but Little) so vivis like I need more information and also you are smol come here #And for whatever god damn reason because luck hates her Gasters there! yayyyy!

[lwveless]

my friend told me that god brought me a chai tea latte today and i can't stop thinking about it

#went to starbucks as one does #had money on my app #but not enough for the whole drink #so i paid some in cash #when the app was scanned a drink was automatically made in my Name™ #anyways as the woman was giving me my money back #she miscalculated #and i was like you miscalculated you owe me more #she was like actually no i didn't #and i was like im not gonna fight with this woman over 7₺ #then she asked my name and i gave her my nickname as i usually do #while going to my table Drink In Name™ was made so i picked it up #a minute later Drink in Nickname™ was made #whole table went silent #and i told my friend to fucking Run and Get It #had two venti iced chai tea lattes #mf most gorgeous tasting drink ever #i was with my friend and my cousin #cousin was already drinking a chai tea latte because of me #friend drank half of the forbidden one and took pictures of the order so she didn't forget its name #i will not rest until literally everyone i know is hooked onto chai tea lattes it's too fucking good. #my friend told me that god brought the second one because i forgave the woman so easily for her miscalculation error #happy happy happy #had a very happy day

[theearnestonion]

me and my coworker: *having a serious conversation about our genders*

my other coworker: *enters room* Nerds.

#SIR. YOU HAVE EXCEPTIONALLY BAD TIMING HOLY SHIT LMAOOOO #we both started chuckling and I was like 'here we are having a serious conversation...' #and I saw a brief moment of 'oh I've miscalculated' pass over his face #fantastic guy. politely pretends me & my coworker aren't loudly talking about queer stuff. just. 'I do not see it.' Like he definitely Know #he's just not gonna say shit because he was not a part of that conversation so it's none of his business #makes me very happy. thank you sir you're very cool <3