#bed hog wanted

[asassydork]

I just want a traumatic little bed hog who’s part furnace and makes small happy noises in their sleep because they know they’re not alone. The kind that doesn’t snore or steal blankets and that reaches out to make sure you didn’t leave because you do that to them too. The kind that you can play with their hair without disturbing their sleep and who doesn’t mind a little sneaky-sneak. And that falls asleep almost right away when they lay down and faster if you’re there with them, content to not being alone. Also the kind that falls asleep randomly in your presence because they’re so relieved and relaxed around you that sometimes they can’t help it. The truly trusting kind who never questions your motives and who supports you despite your weirdness and the chaos in your head.

Why is this so hard to find?

#gremlin energy #soft romance #romance #warm and comfy #comfycore #comfy aesthetic #bed hog #bed hog wanted #ideal man #ideal bedmate #bedmate #sleepy #sleepy time fun #one bed trope #partner #partnership #lovely little gremlin #sleepy baby #they’re cute in their sleep #quiet zone #zen #why is it so hard #lonelycore #lonely girl #lonely gurl #lonely #lonely bed #early morning thoughts #early morning #sleep schedule

[illir]

one slow afternoon and a silly talk about forever

for sherliam week 2022 day 5: vows (kinda)

#sherliam #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori #moriarty the patriot #my art #i'll write the little details here too if anyone cares but #1) william is hogging all the pillows #2) william is near the wall because #i have a hc that when they're on one bed sherlock tells him to be on the side near the wall #especially when they're sleeping because he doesn't want william to fall #even though william is the one who sleeps like a corpse and sherlock is the one tossing and turning in his sleep #:^) #now that i think about it it kinda makes sense since sherlock could kick him out of the bed #lmao anyways

[snowflop]

Starting to think computers are actually the work of a dark and twisted demonic force.

#trying to trouble shoot a pc problem and we've gotten to the point wherein i am considering just ignoring it and hoping it solves itself orz #everything i try just makes things worse!! #i cleared my site data instead of just the temporary files in firefox and now nothing loads so im restarting the damn pc #but its taking. FOREVER. which is always a great sign. if this doesn't fix the page load times (not even the original problem!) im going to #freak out. just completely. because now i have to fix two things tomorrow... i wanna go to bed i don't want to do tech support anymore #im just frustrated and doing things impulsively that are not very helpful. so now i have to sadly sign back into every website on earth #which is very slow and painful because SOMEONE is hogging all my disk #everyone stop hogging all my disk and let firefox load challenge difficulty level impossible #but hey. restarting it did make the pages actually load now. i started this post on my phone and am now editing it on my working pc -w-)b #i am going to have 500 security alerts in my inbox tomorrow lol. #snow blogging

[termagax]

is deepsea a kicker i think they might be

#creature designed to swim and ONLY swim and its KICKING YOUUUU in its sleep #in general i think i need to lean into their body language being leggyier anyways #i think it just visually communicates some things more ie: frog/amphibian type imagery #and leans the proportions more where i want them to be (lean guy with swimmers legs) #and my in universe logic for them which is that if anywhere was gonna have muscle itd be gheir legs. hauling around that bigass tail all da #and i can just seeeeeeee in my mind. this is a thing that is always squatting kneeling jumping climbing kicking ect #i can see them shooting the harpoon past someone and then flying in like WHAM. kick to the face. #🐟 #plus i just think they need to be more awful. roadhog snores and hogs all rhe blankets and theyre a kicker who is covered in slime #and i thinj rat is the kind of guy who wants to starfish in bed so bad #like i think theyre just awful

[cozybearz]

fascinated and thoroughly entertained by these sleeping faces from maggie tonight

#i used to sleep with her every night before my sister took the room #but its been a few years now so i havent gotten to see her nightime sleeping faces #but since my sister isnt here and maggie has her old lady routine and has to sleep in my sisters bed i am standing in 👍 #the real problem is piper who also wants to be included and keeps hogging the bed #bearzphotos #maggie and piper #undescribed

[russilton]

How’s the days being together w your girlfriend recently ? :0

They’re going too fast. Far too fast.

We went to out to our 2nd anniversary dinner last night, we’ve been traveling every other day and while my body seems to hate the strain of it, and has made me sick on our off days, I refuse to let it be the reason she misses out on seeing London, even if it’s been expensive and slightly drizzly.

Tomorrow we’re out for the day with some other tumblr mutuals of ours from our time in the cap/im fandom who we still keep contact with. I already know it’ll be great.

#there’s a lot of other stuff I can wax sappily about #she supports me- lets me rest and takes over cooking sometimes so I actually get fed #she defends me from my moms casual shitty comments and knows better this time around when to give space #just like how I know better when to support her and offer comfort #she snores less than last year- but hogs the bed just as much. I’d sleep in the floor if she wanted it all #she still watches millennial white guy ammouts of the office #I’m not ready nor will I face how quickly a week hs passed #asks #anonymous #mark rambles

[cxpperhead]

The days were getting shorter and so was Copperhead's tolerance for the cold, the abrupt end of summer leaving a distinct chill in the air he hadn't quite gotten used to yet. Doing so would take time; the changing of seasons always caught him off-guard even though he could feel it in his scales that winter was coming, speeding towards the land on hurried winds of mist and cold. Just the thought made him not want to get up ever again, to never leave this haven of comfort and warmth even though he knew he couldn't stay forever and neither could his guest for that matter, despite having spent a most wonderful night nestled within his coils... A rustle in the blankets caught his attention suddenly, movement in the blankets next to him alerting Copperhead that his companion was not only stirring but beginning to awaken, their new position quickly leaving him cold as their bodies momentarily seperated- "No, don't move yet." Copperhead mumbles sleepily, muscular tail sliding around their torso before soundly dragging them back into his nest of blankets and duvet covers with a soft thump. Renewed warmth instantly floods through his scales, bringing him fresh waves of pleasure though perhaps much to his bedmate's chagrin, now finding themselves being treated more of a captive than lover.

#🐍 || musings #;; drabble #Just a sleepy smol before bed bc Copperhead is a real hog when it comes to bedtime #Mainly when it comes to sharing a bed with someone :') #He will not let them leave until he is good and ready #Unless it's an emergency GOOD LUCK #;; sinday #I'm not sure what I was doing with this but I'm sure I'll be disgusted with my writing when I wake up #Good news everyone just one more shift tomorrow and schediule should be back to normal! #Then again that's what they said last time lmao #Ah well we shall see #I'll try and get a response or two eked out in the morning my writing has suffered HARD in this workload #Just wanted to write a sleepy snek I guess :') #Some muses he will absolutely do this to asdfghjkl

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: April 19

"Save It for a Rainy Day" by Kenny Chesney

#song of the day #just stuck in my head I guess I can't really think of where it came from #it was raining when I woke up maybe it's as simple as that #work today was not less infuriating but it was less difficult so I'll take it. after work the book asks were very very fun #made a big pot of stewed greens and bootleg jambalaya. very tasty. #daydreaming about making my own country ham. how hard could it be really. only take about eight months. what could go wrong? #(I'm only half-joking. it's a truly unreasonable thing to want to do but I did plan out what I'd need for it #mostly the answer boils down to 'a house'. I just plain don't have room here to salt-cure smoke hang and age a hog leg) #anyway after today's book asks the immediate-to-read pile by my bed has gotten much deeper so I'm gonna get to it

[the-moogle-of-your-nightmares]

living with people who Walk Extremely Fast while needing time alone in the shared house spaces to do your basic selfcare/starting-the-day routines + having Trauma around being seen even fucking existing in shared spaces, including a long-ongoing and hefty dose of it from said people themselves, is a living hell actually. especially when they insist on constantly leaving doors wide open that would normally mitigate the house being a fucking panopticon and also give you like two seconds' warning that they're entering the space so you can brace yourself or leave. Hate

#moogletalks #me: starves myself for hours; takes my medication extremely late; and spends 90% of my time trapped in my bed with my health deteriorating #while waiting for people to Fucking Go Somewhere Else and Stay There for Like 20 Fucking Minutes Jesus Christ #me: finally either musters myself to tiptoe out and quietly go about my business because i thought they found somewhere else to be #or just fucking gives up and braces myself for sandpaper to my triggers + probably filling the Flip Out and Abuse Moogle meter a little more #housemates: GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING LAZY RUDE AND SELFISH YOU JUST WANT TO HOG THE COMMON AREAS AND HAVE EVERY LITTLE THING HOW YOU WANT IT #YOU'RE COLD AND UNFRIENDLY AND ONLY WANT TO LIVE HERE LIKE A LEECH BECAUSE YOU STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL THE TIME #BUT ALSO I HATE SEEING YOUR FACE AROUND AND YOU DON'T SPEND EVERY MOMENT I CAN SEE YOU ENTERTAINING ME OR BEING ''PRODUCTIVE'' #[MULTI-HOUR SCREAMING MATCH AND THREATENING TO MAKE YOU HOMELESS BECAUSE YOU HAD THE UPPITYBITCH AUDACITY TO ASK ME TO TURN A LIGHT OFF WHEN #I LEAVE A ROOM OR MAKE A LIST OF CHORES OR STOP TURNING THE THERMOSTAT TWO DEGREES PAST WHAT YOU CAN TOLERATE] #it's like fucking clockwork and i'm sick of it and when the people involved walk like they're training for the fucking olympics #and constantly remove or invade every single way for you to avoid them the tiniest fucking bit #it makes things a hundred thousand times more stressful!!!!!!! #and i KNOW most of these people would be doing the exact same thing with my bedroom if it was even slightly more socially acceptable #they would be straight up taking the bathroom door off its hinges so they can repeatedly walk in and out while you're trying to take a shit #it is a hundred thousand fucking percent a control thing and i hate it i hate it go AWAY. GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY #abuse cw #ableism cw #venting cw #food insecurity cw #housing insecurity cw #traumatag #adventures in mental illness

[geryone]

Every time I try to move into a more comfortable position in my bed my cat immediately presses his entire body against me to make sure we’re having maximum contact which is so endearing and I love him so much but he’s a space heater & pushing me off the side of the bed!!

#pickles the bed hog!!! #Olive is alsleep in the cat tree & will make her way over when she wants food in a couple hours

[cerealmonster15]

my whole first preview row is all neat and organized now WAHOO

so clean so crisp

#it was a mess before many odd auto croppings #bc i never do things in square format #i made the effort of doing thumbnails for these guys #but i dont FEEL LIKE IT for the others #the BOYS are hogging the top row 😒 #it's cuz theyre the charas that get used the most + the twst ones are new 😔 #i wanted rafa here too i love my funny clown #anyway. gonna add to the lady power hopefully #with jam and edmera but it's MIDNIGHT OOPS FUCK SHIT AHHH #anyway. the Not Men are all hiding on the second row WAHGHHG #maybe jam or edmera will kick steve into the second row lol bc i like them 😌 but we'lls ee #i still have to shower then go to bed OOPS OOPS OOPS 💥

[firstluvlatespring]

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#man i am trying to be so patient and kind #my roommate first of all moved in 4 days ago in the middle of the night at 4 am #and she's seeing this new guy who has been here as long as she has been back #the kitchen is all messed up with her stuff #so is the living room #and dude she hogs up the bathroom in the morning #he does at night #he was in the shower for 2 hours... #and they keep the tv on throughout the night #fucking white people always watching the off*ce #i am hoping he goes back once school resumes for her this wednesday #otherwise i am going to let her know to keep the volume down and keep the bathroom free #and she cooks something idk if it's meat or type of oil or what but it smells like death #it used to be fun when she used to go back for the weekend and would be here for 3 days of the week #chances of that happening are none cause she had her best friend occupy the last room in the house #god please help me #this is supposed to be virgo season this is supposed to be my season #i dyed my hair and he was hogging up the bathroom so i had to wash it under the sink #he's finally out going to wash my hair real quick #i want to be so angry rn but i will not go to the bed angry #i am grateful for the food and warm water and my thick hair #and tomorrow i look forward to seeing my coworkers this guest speaker and thai fried rice :)

[glassphinix]

you ever go back to something you watched/played as a kid and went "oh wow this is so cool and mysterious and puzzley i love it" but with an older mind capable of stuff like Clarity you go “ah. it was just obtuse.”

#this could be about a bunch of point-and-click adventure games/flash games in general i played as a kid but its mostly about wkm NFDSKNF #i just watched it for the second time (first time since like 2018? 2019?) and im not saying its BAD not at all #its just very. vague. maybe engaging w the website when it was still up and when the series was just coming out wouldve provided clarity #but if youre just going through it as a whodunnit youre very much in the dark because the real meat of the story is just not there #of course it pushes william as the key suspect and straight up says it was him at the end but any indication of how or when is just Not Ther #unless that party scene where someones pointing a gun at mark(?)'s head was meant to be them playing russian roulette for realsies? #which its not cause the DA wouldntve been there and also it woulda happened too early? #i havent seen much of the explanation streams ever and i dont think im about to watch an 11 hour vod i just do not have that much patience #i put off watching the stan the water man vid for years cause its like 3 hours. i havent watched that 5-13 hour victorious video essay #woah there pardner! you expect me to read all that Hog-Wash?.png #disregard these tags if you like! this is a universal feeling im just talking out my ass cause i dont want to go to bed #internal monologue

[augustinewrites]

“oh, you poor thing…” you murmur, stroking megumi’s hair. he’d been caught in the rain during the walk home yesterday, and had come down with a bit of a cold. the seven year old is curled up next to you on the couch, his head resting in your lap.

you glare at satoru when he scoffs from his end of the couch, the tip of his nose rosy and dripping with snot. “i was caught in the rain too, you know.”

“take some nyquil.”

you don’t even bother to spare his suffering a glance.

“can i have hot chocolate?” the little brat asks, his request followed by a weak cough. “my throat hurts.”

it’s almost ten in the evening, and the kid’s already brushed his teeth. there’s no way you’d say yes—

“of course! i’ll make some for your sister too.”

satoru’s mouth falls open - because he can’t breathe through his nose and because he’s shocked. “can i have some too?”

“i’ll make you tea with lemon and ginger,” you reply, carefully adjusting megumi on the couch as you get up. you even steal his blanket, draping it over the kid’s curled up form.

megumi peeks one eye open as soon as you leave, and satoru swears the smirk that follows is directed at him.

people have told him that kids are supposed to be gifts. but later - when he’s watching a lame documentary and choking down some bitter lemon ginger tea as megumi is spoiled with sips of chocolately heaven - he thinks they must mean gifts from hell.

_____

your lips are brushing over satoru’s collarbone when he wonders if he’d locked the bedroom door.

but then you bite and all his concerns go out the window.

your breath is hot against his skin, picking up when his hands grip your waist. chests rising and falling, the two of you love in sync. slow, deep kisses are exchanged in time with gentle grinds—

“i’m hungry.”

it makes satoru startle, banging his head against the headboard as you sit up, stuttering as you both turn to face the doorway.

“megumi,” you gasp. “how long have you been standing there?”

the blush colouring his cheeks is answer enough.

“i’ll make you something to eat,” you offer, leaving your boyfriend with a very unfortunate situation as you climb off his lap, shooting an apologetic look over your shoulder as you herd megumi out of the room.

satoru swears the kid shoots him a smug grin over his shoulder.

this, he thinks glumly as he heads to the bathroom to try and calm himself down. this is why he needs to stop doing nice things.

_____

exhausted can’t even begin to describe the way satoru feels after a long day of bugging nanami and exorcising curses.

he’s practically dragging his body through the apartment towards the bedroom, wanting nothing more than to strip out of his uniform and fall into bed next to you.

but he can’t, because the first thing he sees when he opens the bedroom door is megumi hogging his side of the bed.

you press your index finger to your lips as soon as satoru opens his mouth to protest. “tsumiki’s at a sleepover,” you explain.

“so? i’ll carry him back to his room—”

you make a noise if protest, waving his hands away as you whisper, “it’s his first night here without her.”

hands on his hips, satoru examines the very little free space left on the bed. “so that means you’d let me sleep on the couch?”

he doesn’t like sleeping alone. hasn’t liked it ever since you’d moved in and he’d decided he liked waking to the warmth of your body next to his.

“well, you could sleep in megumi’s bed.”

“or you could wake him up,” he counters loudly on purpose, earning a shush and a glare from you in answer.

“this is a good thing,” you insist once you’ve ensured the kid’s still asleep. “it means he trusts us!”

“but i’m tired,” he whines, even stamping his foot a little for emphasis. “i wanna cuddle with you.”

“fine,” you relent with a little sigh. “but you have to wake him.”

gleefully, he goes to shake the kid awake. he’s about to do it, but all it takes is one look at the peaceful look settled over that little face. over the year he’d gotten to know megumi, he’s only ever worn a scowl, or a look of general boredom. so to see him like this, finally settled into the household…

it’s enough to make the sorcerer smile, even as he sets up the makeshift bed of blankets on the bedroom floor.

_____

“sharing is caring,” satoru proposes the next afternoon at the dinner table. it’s just him and megumi right now, as you’d just left to visit shoko. “so you can cuddle with her on the couch, but the bedroom is all me, got it?”

megumi frowns, staring at the list (can he even read yet? gojo has no idea) “but what about movie night?”

“fine, but only for a little bit. after that she’s all mine.”

he takes the kids shrug as agreement and moves on.

“knocking,” he starts with the utmost seriousness. “is a very important thing to do when any door is closed. and next time tsumiki is out, you’re the one sleeping on the floor.”

(they both know that’s not going to happen, but it doesn’t hurt to try.)

once the terms of their deal are finalized, they shake on it.

“so we’ve come to an understanding, good. because i’d rather have you as my bro than my foe,” he says, dragging the edge of his thumbnail across his throat for emphasis.

megumi rolls his eyes before sauntering off to his bedroom, and satoru sighs, letting his forehead hit the tabletop with a dull thud.

he’d fought off suitors vying for your attention before, but never one as tough to beat as this one.

#gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #gojo fluff #keeping up with the fushigojos

[omgeto]

☆ THREE ISN'T A CROWD — SATORU & SUGURU

summary: your best friends, geto and gojo, rail you in a hotel bed. that's it. that's the fic.

cw: afab!reader, finger fucking, unprotected sex, double penetration so mdni !!

an: I wrote this whilst drinking a big fat cup of tea, and eating a packet of stale biscuits. so no angsty romance today, just two besties appreciating you in their own special way. it is 5:40 am so I did not proof read this so ignore mistakes pls <;33

gojo and geto were mischievous on their own accords – but when together it was worse. so when you were sandwiched between them in your hotel room, since of course there was only one bed, you weren’t even surprised.

“this is not fair,” gojo mumbles, his lips curling into a mock pout as he exhales a huff of air. 

“oh don’t be a baby,” geto scolds, with a chuckle . gojo and geto bickered over who got to sleep where and after a lengthy game of rock paper scissors – it was gojo who had to face the wall. “you’ll get your turn soon.” you could feel geto’s breath on your neck as he was placed firmly behind you, his hands stuffed in your pants as his fingers caress your wet slit. 

“don’t be mean sugu,” you chastise, your hand trailing up gojo's back to his shoulder to turn him over, facing you, “there’s enough of me to go around.” gojo is needy, pressing a feverish kiss to your lips, wanting to taste all of you.

gojo didn’t think his plan would work, when he proposed it to geto he was swift in his agreement — the only thing left was you. their pretty little best friend. who they've both wanted a piece of, for years.

now that he’s got you, he couldn’t contain himself – if he wasn’t careful he knew he’d be cumming in his boxers too soon. he latches onto your neck sucking and biting his hands grabbing onto your tits, tweaking and pinching at your nipples.

“you’re hogging her,” gojo complains, as his fingers slip down to your cunt. geto adds another finger spreading your lips wider as gojo’s forces his fingers into you. they were both rubbing your pussy. your wetness making it easier for gojo to piston in and out of you and for geto to stroke and flick against your clit with his thumb.

“g-guys fuck, you’re both too much,” you whimper,  your hips thrusting towards gojo, slotting onto his fingers further. geto’s slides his tongue from your collar bone to your jaw before his hand grips onto it, his lips remain at your ears as he whispers, “you gonna cum for us baby?”

“yeah c’mon make a mess for us,” gojo adds, continuing his pattern of rubs and pushes in your pussy, its almost as if he’s committed the rhythm to memory. he was effortless in working with geto, both aiding each other to help you reach your climax. geto pinches your clint, hard, and you spray both of their hands with your cum – squirting all over them.

gojo’s eyes widen at the sight, “shit, i didn’t know you could do that” he exclaims, taking his fingers out of you, examining them as they glisten with your juices, “suguru, did she know that she could do that?”

geto ignores him, rolling his eyes at his friends over excitement, “wanna be wowed even further, taste her, i bet she’s sweet.” before gojo could comply you take his fingers in your mouth, practically choking on them as you suck off all your juices. 

“you taste good don’t you?” geto muses, pressing a kiss to your neck, you nod dumbly as you lock eyes with gojo still nibbling on his fingers. 

“hey suguru, can we try something with her,” gojo proposes, and geto nods, prompting him to continue, “i wanna stuff her. i want both of us to stuff her. 

“we can make that happen, can't we?” geto smirks, rubbing on your ass giving it a light smack, “come sit on my dick, i’ll take of you.”

“what about me?” gojo whines, groaning as you're pulled away from him and on top of geto. 

“you’ll get yours in due time, satoru,” geto scolds, taking out his dick giving it some light pumps before rubbing it across your slit. you force yourself down on him, your hands clawing at his chest as you push it down. you were already gushing at the feeling of geto inside of you, filling you whole. so the idea of having them both in you had you excited, grinding down onto geto’s dick as hard as he was thrusting into you.

“are you seeing this?” geto asks gojo, gesturing to the way your head was thrown back and your lips were clenched in your teeth, “the way our pretty friend here is all strung out on my dick?”

gojo’s eyes were focused on the way you bounced repeatedly on his best friends dick, furiously pumping his as the sight. the way your grabbed your tits and played with your nipples, moaning to the beat of geto’s thrusts, he knew he needed to be inside of you. 

he gets out of the bed, coming to kneel behind you, peppering kisses along your spine. “i think theres room for me, isn’t there?” he jests, slightly pushing you forward, eyeing the way geto’s dick slides in and out of you. 

you take a shark inhale at the feeling of gojo entering you, “you’re good,” geto reassures, “you can take us.” and you moan as you get used to the feeling of the both of them, their dicks rubbing together as they drive into you, instantly finding a rhythm. 

“you feel so fuckin’ good, w-way too good,” gojo moans, holds you from behind, his chest presses against your back, his hands cupping your boobs as his head rests on your shoulders. 

“‘m close,” geto mutters, smirking at the sight of you, the feeling of you. “you gonna let us cum inside of you? really keep you filled up.” you moan out in agreement, your head felt so foggy with the feeling of them both charging into you. geto gives gojo a knowing smile, and as if on cue, they both load into you showering you with their cum. you finish at the same as them with a high pitched moan, releasing onto them, feeling stuffed with all their cum, and yours, resting inside of you.

“now that,” gojo pulls out of you, pressing an appreciative kiss on the corner of your lips before collapsing on the bed with a blissful smile, “was fucking magical.”

“yeah i guess it was good,” geto chuckles, still inside of you, kissing you on your forehead, his hand slinging over your ass, as you slump on top of him, “how are you feeling?”

“you two are exhausting,” you joke with a smile, “but i can see why i kept you around as my friends.” although this was something that you yourself didn’t plan, you weren’t gonna deny that being freshly fucked and laid up with your two best friends wasn’t all that bad.

AN: I think you can see my heavy bias for geto come thru in this fic but oh well DIVIDERS BY @/CAFEKITSUNE I wrote this more for time than anyone else tbf BUT TELL ME WHAT U THINK since I am iffy on my smut skills

#stampedwithanE★ #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #gojo x reader #gojo smut #geto x reader #geto smut #gojo satoru x reader #geto suguru x reader #gojo x you #geto x you

[forgwater]

"Ah, yes. Me, my beloved Prefect and my lookalike tsum from another dimension."

Twst Boys and their reactions to you cuddling their tsum instead of them Headcanons

part 1 part 2 part 3

Riddle Rosehearts

He's baffled.

There has to be a rule about this somewhere!

Yes. The Headmage said he must look after the tsum until it can get back to where it came from and he will, but this is too much.

Does this creature have no manners?!

It must know the two of you are dating. It might even have its own version of you waiting for him to return!

And yet.

Here it is, hogging all your attention as you hold it close to yourself.

You're not even facing him!

And no. He is not crossing his arms and pouting.

Cater Diamond

He thought the tsum was pretty nice at first.

He's been forced to reconsider.

Cater would love to take a picture of you with his tsum. For his eyes only so don't you worry~

You must look so cute snuggled with the plush!

And it looks like him!

It really would be adorable!

If only you weren't facing away from him, your face presumably buried in the soft tummy of his lookalike.

.......

This is not fair. You should be cuddling him! He's your boyfriend! Not that overgrown bean.

He secretly hopes the tsum falls off the bed in the middle of the night.

Leona Kingscholar

What do you mean you prefer that stupid plush??? He's right here!

Very much not happy. No matter how cute you look with his tsum in your arms.

He tries to pull the tsum out of your arms.

Tsum Leona is not letting go.

They lock eyes.

You're pretty sure they're glaring at each other.

.....

Fine. He'll let the tsum have this. He's not gonna risk an accident just because that bean is unwilling to let you go.

You're gonna have his tail on you tho.

Jack Howl

Why are you hugging his tsum like that?

Why is his tsum looking like a puppy getting affection?

He's getting second hand embarrassment.

It's not because he would like to be held like that by you. It's because....

Uh. Because...

I mean! He's a wolf! His tsum is a wolf! It should be a little more... dignified.

He's not needy like that!

And he didn't agree to this. The tsum has not business being in his space like this. Cuddling with his s/o....

He keeps looking over to you and his tsum. He's snatching that bean out of your arms at first light. They're gonna go for a run.

Floyd Leech

So this could go one of two ways:

Either he's annoyed and tries to snatch the offending plush from you, which will end up in a fight between the two.

Or

He thinks it's hilarious and that you look cute like that.

He still wants his cuddles tho.

What's Floyd to do in this situation?

He just plops himself over you and the tsum. He's letting all of his weight crush you.

Lucky(?) for you it's only his torso crushing you.

Good luck.

Epel Felmier

He's finally allowed to have a sleepover and this happens!

You've got to be kidding him.

Please tell him this is a joke. He's glaring daggers at the tsum.

I mean.... He's a strong and independent man! He doesn't need those cuddles.

Yes. Yes he does.

He's fine!

He keeps glaring at the happy tsum in your arms.

It's mocking him.

There's no way it's not.

He tries to snatch it out of your arms, but makes the mistake of going for the head.

He gets bitten by his tsum.

Sebek Zigvolt

First Malleus-sama, now this!

This creature must be taught respect!

HOW DARE IT JUMP INTO YOUR ARMS SO SHAMELESSLY!!!!

WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS?!

A KNIGHT TO MALLEUS SHOULD NOT BEHAVE THIS WAY!

UNBELIEVABLE!

Sebek gets into a one-sided screaming match with his tsum.

By the end of it he's almost in tears. How dare this glorified plush bean steal your affections away from him!

Tsum Sebek ignores all of this. It is far too preoccupied with enjoying your pets and hugs.

You attempt to console Sebek by promising it's only for tonight.

He does not look consoled.

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